UNINTENTIONALLY tent camped on a spiders NEST !!

I went beck to tent camp in a haunted uk woodland with vegan outdoorsman, and i think i set my tent up over an underground spider nest.
At first, there was nothing wrong with the location because I didn't see one spider all night until BED TIME 🫢🫢.
I spent the evening eating a Chinese army ration pack, which I can't see how it's a 24-hour ration pack as it's just enough food for 1 meal.
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Karrimor panther 2 tent,
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[@englishwoodsman]

YES I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL 😅😅 Why I didn't release I was tent camping on an underground spider nest 😅😅😅😅😅

[@lorianderson6072]

@Englishwoodsman I seriously don't blame u they terrify me 100% no matter the size🙄

[@daniel.d2150]

At least your honest mate. No shame

[@oldbaldguy6151]

I used to hate spiders, especially those frikkin big house spiders! I decided to get over it by letting one crawl on me....problem solved. Now I let it carry my backpack for me 😂😂

[@Scot-land]

I'd of run for the hills

[@Linda14369]

Hey Daniel, SOOOOOOO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK!!! However... I'm now on the hunt for a unicorn 🦄 pillow for you. Lol!!! 😆😂🤣🌈 🤔🥳❤

[@AnitaH-v9t]

You are so funny. I was in stitches when you were eating the ration pack, the crispy cucumber, and the egg..lol so funny. Your’e a fun person and I really enjoy your videos 😄

[@deefunk4269]

🎶🎶 Spider Dan Spider Dan eats a Chinese but would of settled for a tin of spam! Spider Dan Spider Dan eats a Chinese but would of settled for a tin of spam! 🎶🎶 fantastic video mate 😂😂😂

[@AntonFowler]

You’re ace mate. Don’t change. Laughed my head off when you were wrenching, just because I was going the same, and spiders. Pure evil. 👍👊

[@DavidParsons-bl1xy]

Don’t change a thing you do or say !! You make me laugh and I could watch all the time. Keeping it real !!!!!

[@everydaylifewithbecca]

NEVER CHANGE! We watch you because you’re genuine and down to earth. Love your channel & enjoyed this video 👍

[@englishwoodsman]

Thank you 😉

[@trinitysmith1915]

Omg thank you ! I have not laughed so hard in many years ! Couldn’t breathe ! Eyes running! Holy crap so funny

[@lucyj7688]

Nice work, mate. I'm still giggling at the big spider that you got in your tent. Where I live, we get spiders bigger than your hand. They are called Huntsmen spiders & they will find any excuse to come inside. But they aren't the only spiders that live outdoors. We have redbacks, which are poisonous, to say the least. Let alone the 8/10 of the world's deadliest snakes living in Australia. It's a barrel of laughing monkeys, lmao. I really enjoy watching your videos it reminds me of where I come from.❤❤❤❤❤😁🇦🇺

[@lesliestevenson5261]

Brilliant Dan.....so funny and fair play to you for putting this up mate. That chinese pack looks horrible. Bush tucker trial.

[@christineraines4837]

You are so funny God I love watching you you're so honest and you don't cut the videos either so you can't be seen making a mistake I love you for that you're fabulous

[@englishwoodsman]

Do you watch my hotel channel? The hotel hunter uk

[@danielle5360]

WOOOO THEM BAGS ARE ACE NEVER SEEN THEM B N HOW FAST DID IT START STEEMING👀 ACE THAT IS👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@kellywalsh30]

This has gotta be the best vid of yours ever!! Totally made my day!!

[@portsmouthpiratessoftballc9727]

Same thing happened to me this last Friday. Was chilling out watching dog soldiers on a solo wild camp when suddenly I saw something massive move in the corner of my eye. Three spiders evicted later and after putting all stuff out of my tent under the tarp cover I finally got to sleep. Then awoke to deer running around outside in the night which of course I mistook for werewolves..... God I love camping lol

[@justintime1307]

😁, I'm off to watch dog soldiers, not seen that in decades

[@deadpool8340]

Rip Spoon gone too soon

[@danielle5360]

Hahaha werewolf hahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻✌🏻❤️Faf man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SubPablum]

Hey, when it comes to werewolves better safe that sorry. I don't even believe in them but I'm always on the lookout. Don't know if you have wolf spiders there (U.S. is covered in them) but they might could turn into werewolf-spiders. Something to think about.

[@kierangodward9654]

You have some balls watching that well out camping sorry but I laughed wen I read ur comment sorry but I would been off for sure and don’t think I would gone back till morning for my things belter

[@LewisEvans-b1t]

Just like to say I enjoy the these camping on a budget type videos you do as I’m thinking of going camping again after many years away and this is giving me an idea of how and where to buy what’s required at a reasonable cost, looking forward to seeing more or catching up on the ones I’ve missed, you’re a natural in front of the camera my friend…

[@msteen1314]

Thing I enjoy the most is that you recognize that you are still learning like most of us. The content is more raw than others and for someone with anxiety like me, it comforts me to see the learning curves and the mishaps. I wish you were not as hard on yourself although you seem comfortable in your own skin. People who create content that is flawless also create a sense that we might not be competent enough to be able to do the things they do and that can cause us not to try. You are a great example. Miss the UK, born in Glasgow, lived in Wombwell and now live in Canada. Cheers and keep up the great work.

[@Daffob1nt]

I love spiders!

[@firstnamelastname-uq9hr]

Until they bite you!!I throw them out the window into the trees and bushes. My dad spent a lot of time abroad and goes nuts that i relocate them ,but i woke up one morning with spider legs and a nasty brown stain on my cheek when i looked in the mirror.I always do spider check in my bed before i get in too.🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

[@jaylou777]

Thank you for helping and inspiring me to get out .. I get the negative thoughts telling me not to go but watching you has massively helped and supported me. Haven’t been brave enough to camp yet but even walking alone is an achievement … thank you mate 💚

[@forddude1976]

Good on you pal, Keep going every walk is that bit closer to your goal

[@jadeosprey7908]

Good on you. Start by camping at a site if you want to build up towards your goal. I have health problems and managed to go to a site this October. It was cold and wet and the first night I was miserable, but it became a lot more easy the next night. :) I'm 60 years old by the way. I did have a VERY good mattress and sleeping bag though, and that made ALL the difference. Used a 2 person tent, but was taken in a car to site.

[@jaylou777]

@@jadeosprey7908 thank you so much for your kind words and support it means a lot… waiting for the weather to improve then I’ll be off to a local site and build up from there 👍

[@hussainnabi1232]

Ur brave in todays sick world im 60 years old i remember the days when id go night fishing totaly alone in desserted places my mother used to be at end of her teather with worry i ad lots of spooky experiences but never harmed or felt scared one night came across group of devil worshipers in middle of nowere wast scared but looking back now i must av been mad imagine me now 40 years on in todays world thats wy u got balls enjoy ur videos bring back memories lol

[@jadeosprey7908]

You're also dyslexic like my cousin. It doesn't just affect reading sadly. It can affect many things, as you already know Dan - including coordination. More power to you mate, for not letting it stop you doing all this, and thanks again for your vids.

[@jadeosprey7908]

Sorry to keep commenting, but it was soooo funny watching you testing out the Chinese field rations. Brought tears to my eyes. The Chinese consider 100 year old eggs to be a delicacy. 😮

[@FAIRGROUNDFUNFAIRS]

Hi Dan those posts are victorian the smaller ones are step ups it's a bit like the modern day styles usually found on country estate houses and woods that belong to them

[@bobclark7211]

OMG i laughed my ass off with your sampling the food. Your gutsy Dan.

[@clack1971]

lol never laughed so much this is better then I’m a celebrity get me out of here eating ur facial expressions 😂 eat the Chinese ration pack 😂loving ur channel love the spooky camping

[@Dave-el6rh]

Dan you are my favorite happy camper!

[@kennethroberts3953]

😂 unicorn pillow hahaha 🤣 The only thing I can think of that them metal posts are for tieing your horse too, that's my guess anyway.

[@shellinwoods]

😂 That was your best video yet, was hilarious ❤

[@andrewstennett3186]

Dan, you are a ledge mate.. keep up the good work pal.

[@wintresswilson1232]

I just love to watch your videos, you are so real. Blessings.

[@shady4422]

I would of screamed and shat me pants if that spider was in my tent 😂😂

[@juliebrown5354]

your not the only one I'd be out at one notion of a spider I'm petrified of them thank god I've never had one that big you brave man😊

[@FAIRGROUNDFUNFAIRS]

We love you mate your easy listening great great videos makes us relax and eat lovely food again

[@brindle2009]

Down to earth and honest but funny as hell 😅

[@englishwoodsman]

All in one mate brilliant

[@chrisegnoto]

So I used to be TERRIFIED os spiders and I lived in Surrey for 4 years, we had some big ones, omg. Now I live back in the US and now I seek out the big spiders to film documentaries. Took years, but I am cool with them, now. Still...huge spider in my tent would be a bit nerve wracking :/ I have two videos on camping with UV lights. French Creek was insane with all the species that luminated with UV. There are actually four different reasons things light up that way in nature. Some are because their mates see them glowing pink or orange in moonlight, others are to become invisible to certain predators. As for the spiders, I have a camp spot I frequent that has numerous black widows right where I sleep, lol. Got them filmed, too lol. I like your content and have watcha lot over the last few days. Keep it going!

[@TheEerieBiker]

I'm with you on the spider front 😲

[@benf3607]

Still my most long term subscribed channel !

[@ikayama]

This was a hilarious episode. You gagged at gross food and then freaked out about spiders. 😂

[@Leigh-r4k]

Always great videos matey

[@landooutdoors]

Great vid Dan.

[@unacceptablems7928]

😂😂😂OMG I was laughing so hard I was crying as you were trying the ration pack....and the gagging 😂😂😂Oh Dan thanks for taking one for the team.

[@jayjay2129]

I'm in stitches watching you with that ration pack...So funny!😂😂

[@rexbell3409]

Very entertaining Dan. Got a laugh out of you going through the Chinese army ration! 👍👍👍

[@Drew-Abbott]

You've got to love Danny.

[@lukedrive2869]

I really wouldn’t worry about saying wrong things or making mistakes. You’re a very humble man who comes across as a nice fella. It’s the reason people love your channel! Regards Luke

[@Star_Gazing_Coffee_Lover]

Funny as he'll with that food. Thumbs up.

[@pjgtech]

Lol, good video mate. I'm with you I hate bloody spiders! Keep the vids coming... 8-)

[@themoth36]

You are a legend Dan, I watch loads of your videos, your good chat keeps me company

[@stehaughton5074]

Just you being you is what makes your channel Dan, Best wishes lad 👍👍

[@toopoos]

More like a three hour ration pack and a twenty one hour run to the bog 😁. Cheers for the update fella. 👍

[@GaryPeckham]

Great video! Like a bush tucker challenge and that was a decent size spider! 🕷️

[@dannesys]

Puts me off camping, full stop! The spiders, I mean😂

[@englishwoodsman]

Almost made me get in vegan Dan's tent 🤣🤣

[@hugadarn5700]

cool man.....good stuff

[@DaveHudson]

Dan, you made me laugh so much I nearly spat my tea out, this one has to be the best one yet, that Chinese mre followed by spider eviction absolutely brilliant, thanks mate 😂😂😂

[@englishwoodsman]

Glad you enjoyed it mate

[@Good.London]

Love your channel , great video

[@zeezeewildcamptv8403]

Great vid as always lol, I think you should have warmed up all the smaller packets, sauce,duck and cucumber mixed them together, it would be like having hosin duck pancakes from the Chinese and you normally get cucumber or spring onion to go with them, just missing the pancakes

[@Andrewoutdooradventures1550]

Great camp video my mate got one of these chinese ration pack he didn't like what was in the ration pack, I hate spiders they scare me thanks Dan for sharing this amazing video 👍 👏

[@englishwoodsman]

The Russian ration pack are the best

[@DavePT157]

Love ration packs for camping, there just silly money now

[@Andrewoutdooradventures1550]

@@englishwoodsman I agree Russian ration pack are the best 👌 👍

[@kellywalsh30]

😂😂😂😂 i aint laughed so much in ages, thankyou dan your faces with that food had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@ikayama]

I love that you mentioned BROMANCE 😂

[@anniejones1839]

Your reaction when you sampled that spicy sauce made me giggle and the crispy cucumber, and egg😂 Not the best ration pack eh. So sorry but I cant stop chuckling, your review is priceless. A pot noodle me thinks. Food plus spiders, what entertainment. Carry on reviewing the ration packs

[@tammyrobb6384]

I'm sorry but I laughed so hard. I understand though if that was a mouse a rat, I would have been running out the woods. My son hates spiders also. I love your videos. you always making me laugh what everyone needs in these dark days.

[@thomasmacias5032]

Awesome video thank you 🙏 can’t wait until Hotel 🏨 Hunter drops

[@englishwoodsman]

I have one video on that channel mate

[@456ArmyGuy]

First time, .. it was Ghost steps, Second time, .. it was still creepy quiet. Third time, .. SPIDERS. Wonder what happens on the Forth time? ... "Aliens"? 😂😂 Just poking fun at you Mate.. its gona be ok. Enjoy your adventures and always expect the STRANGE .... Love it...

[@englishwoodsman]

I was thinking more about a 12 foot snake 🐍 🤔 😳 🤣

[@456ArmyGuy]

@@englishwoodsman haaa haaa 😂

[@Martycycleman]

Hilarious Dan the look on your face trying that Chinese ration pack and the spider. You made my Sunday. Cheers mate.

[@andrewmckinnon1521]

Don't worry about say thing wrong pal Your channel is great and we enjoy your channel, down to earth as you like to hear. Keep up the good work , top lad

[@Colagain]

Best one ever. I nearly cried with laughter when he ate the duck egg. 😂

[@dcheshire1]

Hey Dan, when something has multiple faces they are called facets, like a diamond. Love watching ur antics m8 makes me smile with you well done

[@RareBlackSoul]

I’m watching you eat the pack and I’m pissing myself 😂. I don’t do camping at all but watch your channel as it’s not all technical talk and you are down to earth. Every channel has its haters at the end of the day mate

[@kwameopoku5479]

Yes mate👍🏽

[@briancarr186]

Thanks for another enjoyable video.

[@andybrogan8098]

Mate, i would have absolutely been outa there, fair play son 😮

[@thomasshafe]

Your only human like the rest of us. Mistakes are inevitable. Keep up the good work chum.

[@stevesmith5717]

Good on you for not editing stuff out . It's nice to keep it true to your word . Love watching your channels and just had a good laugh at your expense but that's what I love. 😂 Keep up the good work Daniel.

[@englishwoodsman]

Thank you for watching Steve

[@stevesmith5717]

@@englishwoodsman Love it always entertaining and down to earth

[@FAIRGROUNDFUNFAIRS]

Keep up the great work Dan one of the best channels on KZbin by far mate

[@rtk3543]

Great fun Dan 🕷🤣cheers 👍

[@garybutterworth9105]

Brilliant Dan

[@DanielleVR]

Love you're video's.. so pure.. funny, clumsy, a lot of info.. and a lot of time difficult to understand what you're just saying.. even with subs.. but than i scroll back and back 😂😜.. Keep doing what you do ❤👍.. greetings from Belgium (Limburg)

[@raynarnslr1966]

Great vlog Dan, man I wouldn't have been able to eat that ration pack without knowing what was in it. At least the Spiders took you're mind off the spooky woods 😂. Stay being you and stay safe Dan atvb 👍👍👍👍👍🦊

[@BTurner.]

You crack me up sometimes. I love spiders in my house or tent, the bigger the better. They eat little bugs but you don’t want them in your underpants. 😂😂😂 Those egg things were probably the knackers off cockerels, yum, yum.

[@englishwoodsman]

I just don't want them at all

[@shaungillingham4689]

Lol, comical! Poor little spider, your invading there space. It's spider time of year!

[@patbosher8963]

Haa!! Youre funny. A spider is your friend. So glad you never killed it..

[@rebeccacrockett1616]

I am terrified of spiders. Thanks for being you. It's why I watch your videos

[@rebekahleech5354]

My misses n boys would run from them lol love your channel just watched couple of your vids and one made me laugh was the fire noodles the one where you herd foot steps walking pass ❤

[@the.invisible.soul.project]

Like the fact you don't cut your mistakes etc out. Life is isn't perfect and it just adds to your down to earth trademark feel.

[@tarahendricks3942]

This video was fabulous, I laughed so much when you was tasting everything 😂, please do more ration packs xxxx

[@KeefsCattys]

The posts look like they are from the mid 19th Century . There were similar ones where i used to work . They dated to 1860s

[@daniel.d2150]

Dan the thing I love is your realness mate! Your just one of the lads and your honest and you make mistakes like the best of us. And we learn from our mistakes. Dan keep being you mate! Respect out again from Scotland.

[@smiley9872]

💯

[@englishwoodsman]

Thank you mate 👍

[@connyc.5346]

I don't like spiders, but if I see one in the house, I will bring it out. I absolutely love them outside and in their webs. So beautiful! :D Good, that you stayed, enjoyed this one. :D

[@iPossum1080]

I'm still watching! I am the designated "spider rehoming assistant" in my house, and I don't really mind them - at least they can not fly!!! Enjoyed your video

[@englishwoodsman]

Fly spider that would be a nightmare

[@paulkeogh932]

New to the channel Dan. Interesting videos. I enjoy watching them 👍🏻

[@nottmpaul3903]

That spider was saying "ime not sleeping in here with that big hairy monster" lol

[@englishwoodsman]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beetlegirlrb7720]

Dan just keep being you!! Those of us who have followed you long time understand your difficulties and we all love you just the way you are!! Funny, real and yes down to earth. Like others are saying, please don't ever change!! Much love ❤

[@firsttrade4029]

Like watching im a celebrity lol egg yolks in bob monk 😂

[@englishwoodsman]

Them eggs or unbelievable

[@freddyoutdoors]

Really enjoyed watching this one you have to do more of the worlds mres your faces so funny and wow that spider was bit i would of hit it with my boot but defo do more world mres 😂😂😂😂

[@grrfy]

It's that time of year getting cold out, will home in on any heat source.Great vid lol.

[@amymccartney6588]

Hi Dan I love watching your channel you are hilarious and down to earth.

[@crazylife834]

🤣😅🤣🤣From setting-up your tent issues (getting it out the bag, etc.), on to the food and spiders, this was the most a hilarious video I've seen of yours! OMGosh, you had me in tears from laughter! I've been subscribed for over a year, and this was the 1st time I saw you spit-out something you ate, not only once but multiple times! You are so real and so human, and don't pretend to be perfect. ❤

[@ulfhedinnoutdoors]

Ive just got off a camp for my bday weekend love your channel bud keep it up

[@stephenharding1787]

I’m not a fan of bugs in my tent, it’s a case of shift them or sleep with them so I just move them out . I’d rather sleep with that spider than that Blackpool B&B you slept in ! Them egg things looked like gonads to me !! Thoroughly enjoyed watching .

[@alanslade2319]

Great show again, spiders are better than fly’s. And what happened to your ghost 👻.Alan from Luton 💯😱👏🇬🇧👻👻👍

[@TanyaRando]

I could never have eaten that ration pack! I like Chinese food, but I'd at least want to know what it was and how to prepare it. How is it self-heating? I I don't mind you "wasting time" doing eating challenges, I find it entertaining watching your reaction, your face is a picture as you start wincing and gagging!! Hilarious😂😂I think I'd tell you I was vegan rather than share that ration pack! 😆😆

[@hArtyTruffle]

Dan’s occasional high pitch contributions are hilarious!!! 😂 Spiders get a 👍🏼 from me. They eat flies etc. So glad you don’t kill’ em ✨🕷️❤️ Thanks for the upload mate 🍻