Sergeant Major Wants To Talk To You

[@joescott4126]

At least the only bunnies he found were the dust type....

[@dashingdahlias8873]

Not according to that "Leave the door open" policy. It ain't no fire hazard, even though you got a couple of soldiers burning down at sick call

[@Generichjm]

And lots of orphans

[@BLACKIFUNNYUSER]

Why do the men get in trouble but not the bunnies

[@kneeyul]

Man, the switch from asking questions about family & leave to WELL WHILE YOU WERE RELAXING brought back too many memories.

[@AE-pv9vc]

Always a trap lol

[@smtxs9274]

It gave me that sinking feeling

[@gunslin33able]

I know right !!!! Brought memories lol

[@freddyj1728]

😂😂

[@Generichjm]

THE HOLIDAYS? WHO CELEBRATES THAT?

[@MrPlainsflyer]

The Sgt major going from "checking in" to "chewing out" in 0.2 seconds😂

[@rh906]

Because it was always a trap.

[@goingplaces1860]

Standards never takes a holiday…

[@lucimitchell7273]

The way he said “make yourselves comfortable “ instantly made me think that it’s a trap! 🤣

[@darkgardener9577]

I had an involuntary "Awwww CHIT.....here we go again." moment myself.

[@gunslin33able]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@carlousmagus5387]

FACTS!

[@nathasix3334]

CSM never uses his leave. Every OCT he has the max use or lose. He may not even use his leave when he retires (if he retires)

[@michaelhansen2818]

"If"

[@Generichjm]

Whoa October first, you mean congress’s due date for a budget? (Not you people)

[@diegovega2036]

You 100% nailed it here. I know because out of habit my eyes glazed over and I dissociated until CSM was done lol.

[@Jersey2tall86]

🤣😂

[@smccabe277]

Great videos as always. God bless my DD214, LMAO.

[@initial_sail8565sda]

😎

[@freddyj1728]

😂

[@brettr6895]

Same 😂

[@MrMuhffins]

When you said 0400 my eyes shut in annoyance on instinct lmao

[@fhistleb]

This stupid video got a bunch of emotions out of me.

[@polithub9439]

SAME

[@jonathanhauser4201]

I think this is the best one you have done. SGT MAJ is my favorite character lol

[@multisam8717]

I swear I've heard this same exact speech before.

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

I could swear I've given almost this exact same speech before, but I wasn't a SNCO, I was an NCO. If you can't be trusted with something as simple as keeping your issued barracks in inspection order, then how can you be trusted with anything even remotely more important, let alone more complicated?

[@Jay-kf3od]

We all have.

[@jaylensmith9826]

Sergeant Major I got a shaving profile

[@Armyguy91]

Slacker.😂😂🤣😂

[@Oll1000]

now you also got a front leaning rest profile, he-ro. Get to it, hooah

[@briancolyer4947]

Chief, I’d say a large portion of us that watch your videos are retired or prior service. All I have to ask is, dude, how do you do it? How do you do it so perfectly, that even though I’m retired, listening to CSM literally catapults me right back to when I was an E7 and listening to this guy knit pick literally everything about the enlisted leadership. Dude, you do such a good job that it’s literally frightening. My other question is, what NCO rank were you before you transitioned to Warrant. Thanks again, and most excellent job sir.

[@randomboomerang2787]

I'd (Hoo-ah) actually love an answer (Hoo-ah) to this question (Hoo-ah)

[@briguy459]

It's Sir, you boot-licker.

[@robertmatthews2154]

I believe he mentioned before that he was an E6 before he went to WOCS

[@briancolyer4947]

@ thanks for the reply!

[@pogveteranar9415]

Whenever I think I miss the Army I can just watch this video and remember why I got out

[@shartsmcginty8056]

The gravity of his chin is warping the texture of the wall behind him.

[@Orca19904]

And distorting the shape of his spit cup too. :P

[@Jonb173]

“We bout to put a sign in sheet at the doggone CQ desk for you jokers to sign in so CSM know who do their checks”

[@civ34]

Oh god not the oak tree counseling. I forgot all about them

[@mc-zy7ju]

when you take vacation knowing all the crap piling up is going to hit you like a tidal wave when you get back and pretty much negate any r&r you got.

[@christian_bushcraft1490]

Great video, and let's be honest, spot on. You know SGT Johnson is violating that profile.

[@topher174]

Funny that I thought the USMC was completely different than the Army. I stand corrected.

[@pierreaudiffred3703]

God... this brought back some long dormant emotions... -_-

[@jessies9081]

The..... ACCURACY! Unprecedented

[@RuralTimeKeep]

Reminds me of why I got out. Lol. They always wonder, “why is retention so low?” Lol

[@crystalrock18]

It’s videos like this that make me realize I’m glad I got out.

[@ericgeesey9817]

Imagine every Sgt there sending out texts to their troops afterwards. In my time, Sgt would have to call their barracks senior squaddie to knock on doors.

[@fhistleb]

Oh god... When he started yelling I did a deep inhale and eye roll. My guy, you may be a lil too good at this.

[@sixbrigands]

Those dust bunnies just keep getting bigger and more vicious

[@mightymikethebear]

I doubt the troops will ever win the battle against the dust bunnies.

[@kylestobaugh4724]

I can't help but notice that CSM is never wearing his uniform top. What does he think this is? A day at the beach? We just not upholding the standard anymore HOOAH? Doggone crazy SNCOs man...what else? Sincerely, An old SPC.

[@Mythix-net]

Why is this so good. The "What Else" was perfect man hahaha.

[@makvande576]

How much am I getting paid to get treated like this again?

[@gamingborger]

CSM, you know damn well what was goin on in there and why that door was closed but ain't no one snitchin

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

I see the dust bunnies weren't the only bunnies in there.

[@constitutionalist6817]

"...What else?" 😂

[@richarddelgado796]

The damn barracks. I do not miss having to walk through the barracks on the weekends.

[@rustyshackelford2349]

I was served 1996-2005 made E-5 in 1999. i was an E-6 when i got out. Never once had to walk through the barracks on a weekend unless I was on staff duty

[@mr.uncredible.3481]

But SGT Major letting soldiers in barracks run around like lord of fly’s is what makes them happy

[@siegfriedfairless2003]

"letting the fur fly!" Is my new favourite saying 😅😅, can't wait to grip the Toms with this 😅

[@andrewcappiello5585]

Staff Duty NCO's and doggone CQ's better get hot or get a water source. Everyone trackin'?

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

Trackin', Sergeant Major... Oh, wait... Um.. Why am I even here? I got out as an NCO back in 2013.

[@Armyguy91]

Oh, Hell. I thought the SGM was going to say the "Their Freak Flag was flying." Hope everyone had a Safe and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@Factopcalypse]

Well that just took me back 14 years! AT Eeeeezzzzzzzzz!!

[@omarrp14]

A true CSM would have said Playbox 360. When referring the high value items

[@chaffcutter58.]

Great work Chief.

[@jonathanhauser4201]

0400….will he have his spit cup with him? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Orca19904]

You wanna be the one to tell Sergeant Major there's no tobacco allowed inside the barracks? Even an LT might think twice about that.

[@jonathanhauser4201]

@ Agreed lok

[@jonathanhauser4201]

*lol

[@williamwaters6803]

god this brought back so many damned memories......the bitching started, rubbed my eyes just...FML...

[@salamiflavoredspider]

Not me in Korea no-knock raiding other barracks rooms with airsoft guns while dudes are just trying to chill and play WoW.

[@RoachRepublic]

We did the same shit in Korea😂

[@Fly_Army_]

The size of a corgi?! That’s wild

[@medicbabe2ID]

Being a Corporal when it's politically convenient for the command 😂

[@elchapojrkimgofthetrap2180]

You joke but most of these really happened in my unit, like my former 1sgt tried putting a rule in place for GROWN MEN!!! That we needed to get permission from our squad leader or above to have a woman in our barracks room.

[@cdrtej]

Get married and move out

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Next thing you know, they’ll be confiscating your fleshlight.

[@andyinmotion6877]

In Korea 94’, we had male/female floors. No one was allowed an opposite sex person in their room unless it was escorted, official business. I got an Art15 for that one.

[@Malkovichfkmicrosoft]

uuuuugggggggggggghhhhrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! This is too real for me I can't finish it!

[@hooks4638]

Under the old oak tree 🤣🤣🤣

[@zacharyjames9602]

This guy makes Captain Sobel seem nice!😅

[@mightymikethebear]

That may be true but I would go to a combat zone with CSM.

[@andrewodom6158]

That reminds me why I got out of the Army

[@AgentClaytonWebb]

Tough love work daddy!

[@gunslin33able]

I knew it was coming that how my Frist Sgt & Sgt. Major was

[@calvinwalters1556]

Sargent majors really hate it went barracks rooms that are in use look like someone lives there.

[@MikeFL2TX]

“We have barracks space and the budget, all single SSG’s will be moved back into the barracks!”

[@petehaack5228]

Years ago, as an Officer in the 82nd, they would have us do health and welfare checks in the barracks. They had the Enlisted standing at parade rest outside their rooms with all the dresser drawers staggered open, etc. I would walk in, just stare at the ceiling for a few minutes and then walk out. I didn't look at sh*t. Always hated doing those and felt terrible invading their privacy. Pretty much all of the Officers did the same. Different times, I guess.

[@scoldeddogproduction]

I can't believe anyone would want to do this when they're in their 30's. What kind of life have you chosen to be a babysitter for a living?

[@ATozz-1337]

Too many incidents 😂

[@jarhead565]

If he says hooah one more time...

[@Camilo19832001]

This video is giving me PTSD

[@michaelh9228]

FREAKING DOG ON!!!!!

[@rh906]

If Big Army wants me to live in basic training mode 24/7, I am going to need extra pay.

[@craigw6557]

Thank god for the DD214. I hated this shit. Catch hell after your CQ shift because no one else gaf, and CSM had nothing better too do because his kids and both ex-wives couldn't stand his ass. Not this CSM, though....

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

This reminds me of dorm RA meetings where they told us the same stuff they’d been telling us since freshman year.

[@marine2550]

I'll give leadership like this one thing positive. They are the ones who made me go to bat against anyone and everyone no matter their rank. Don't try to correct me if you jacked up as well.

[@FloorItDuh]

I do not miss this shit at all.

[@reidhearted9451]

His only concept of relaxing is the front leaning REST

[@PeterReid1993]

Don’t miss it. This is a pristine example of why everyone hates e-9’s.

[@obi-juantacobi8552]

And this is why I God every day I went Warrant lol

[@thesaplingturtle290]

Back on the block comes to mind.

[@Orca19904]

Smokin' and jokin'.

[@animalbeast6564]

Man oak tree counseling really brings me back to

[@AfghanVet8888]

I always like to remind everyone about standards. Like how every federal building is tobacco free.

[@russellfrye7007]

These are great

[@jamesdc9595]

Make sure you have a High Dollar Value Item sheet in your barracks room. No, the Army won’t reimburse you if any of those items are stolen or damaged, but you need to have it. And make sure you prop your door open when you have a visitor but also secure your door so someone can’t just walk in.

[@gsmith4295]

Man... I swear you just pulled that speech straight out of a time capsule labeled "1989... open at your own risk". These were some of the exact words Top would use back then

[@unthawedwater747]

Crazy that we needed high dollar item sheets in barracks. Makes you question why they even bother with LDRSHIP

[@michaelkeha]

Not surprising given the increasing amounts of troops that weren't raised right in the first place

[@unthawedwater747]

@michaelkeha that's what's so disappointing... 😒😒

[@ADogNamedStay]

And the fact that none of what he said actually happened he just says it every year as a first of the year sack tap

[@TheDraco877]

when I was overseas at one point "CSM wanted to talk to me" and I had been put with a different section for a little bit. My temp first line was freaking out, and that spooked me. He just wanted me to look at his personal laptop. so that sgt had me worrying over nothing.

[@rustyshackelford2349]

1st duty station 1996 Kaiserslautern, Germany, high dollar item sheet wasnt a thing, leaving barracks doors open when another soldier was in your room wasnt a thing and having a NCO walk through over a weekend rarly happen. Different type of Army back then especially OCONUS, I pcs'd back to the states in 1999. Army life sucked lol

[@AfghanVet8888]

That's why you make sure your leave is at least one day after everyone gets back.

[@tommy_noble]

Freakin'

[@dogmandan79]

Former MP K9 handler. Many times some CSM ordered a full barracks drag out and inspection at 4am.

[@manijoly7450]

Did he really say there were too many doors open in the barracks, then in the next sentence say there weren’t enough doors open in the barracks?

[@michaelkeha]

Yep it's called impossible standards many poor officers and nco use it as a way to have an excuse to grind on the souls of their men

[@chadgriffith-e3y]

I have personally filled out those stupid high dollar item sheets. But can anyone honestly tell me what the hell those stupid sheets actually do?

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

@chadgriffith It helps MPs know what to steal... er... I mean, what they are responsible for securing that doesn't fall under a PL 1, 2, 3, or 4 resource.

[@chadgriffith-e3y]

@ So it doesn’t actually do shit… Got it…

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

@@chadgriffith-e3y I mean, it did when I was in Security Forces, but that's probably because I actually used it to find people's stolen items and saw personally that it was returned to them. Then again, I also cross-trained out of Security Forces and into Special Operations Weather Team and then was more focused on deployments and training constantly until I got out in 2013. But other than that, yeah, you're right.

[@Orca19904]

@@Hell_Hound_Actual Glad to hear you took your job as a Defender seriously. As the son of an Airman, thank you for your service.

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

Thats why you put airtags in all your HDIs

[@goldeneagle2066]

SGT MJR: "Let your hair down" ME: "but SGT MJR you ain't got no hair"

[@GeneralDelta072]

Nice video as always.

[@kraccusblack1022]

went to a school in 29 stumps befor i did my team lead said hey your prob goin to get temp barracks in another unit. There pogs and there sgtmaj prob a hardass. So keep your shit tight. One thursday morning we were back from the field the previous night and didnt have class till 0900 and sgtmaj walks thru the joined head we had. Im in my boxers in a chair with my leg slung over it so there was room for things to hang out. Last time that SgtMaj came to my room for field day inspection

[@oldwarrant4]

I wish we had slip 'n slides when I was in. In the Coast Guard aboard ships in rough weather we used to put talcom powder on the deck and slide back and forth on our US Government Issue wool blankets.

[@anthonysims7636]

Im good sergeant major

[@polithub9439]

The only thing that would piss me off is the unsecured doors. Some on duty SNCO or officer walking into my marine's room so that I gotta hear about their unsat room or multiple unauthorized items or underage cigs/alcohol when I get back. I'd sooner get in your ass about the door than the underage alcohol. 1. that would make me a massive hypocrite. 2. you gotta learn how to play the game. how to do wrong right.

[@gutspraygore]

Every year....

[@andrewodom6158]

Letting the "fur fly"....how about the grass..csm

[@freddyj1728]

😂😂

[@IPusers]

There’s dust bunnies on my black mold

[@mr.uncredible.3481]

Been out for 12 years but did the refs change saying you had to be clean shaving every single day or is it the commands policy to shave a single day

[@guyver441]

What I wanna know is...what is plugged in so high up there?!

[@Orca19904]

My guess would be a wall-mounted TV monitor, like the kind you see up near the ceilings in break rooms where you have to get a chair or stepstool to turn it on or off or change channels if you lose the remote (if it's not MIA already).

[@guyver441]

@Orca19904 missing remote? That's doggone unsat!

[@Orca19904]

@@guyver441 Freakin' A, man. Freakin' A.

[@notreallyeric]

But, why are the sockets so high up?

[@doode1971]

Did not expect SGM to give a Lord of the Fly's reference. What do you think? Did he read the book or just watch the movie?

[@michaelkeha]

And the fucked part is if any SGT did stick around cause no family or whatever they gonna get it worse from CSM because they weren't handling everyone else's shit as well

[@caleb1rshelton]

Is it bad that I actually see where he's coming from and agree with him 😅

[@Hell_Hound_Actual]

@caleb1rshelton No, it's not a bad thing at all. It's a sign of a good troop to agree with and uphold the doggone standard.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Ideally, you kick a little ass and get everyone squared away before you take leave. Communicate your expectations for when you’re gone, make it clear that CSM is going to be checking them, and if he leans on you, you might have to lean on them. If you have a solid team, they’ll also know to give sarmajor at least one small thing to grumble about. If he can’t grumble about standards, he won’t be completely happy. If everything is too perfect, he won’t feel needed,or important.

[@Orca19904]

@@Hell_Hound_Actual These freakin' junior enlisted don't got no doggone discipline, thinkin' they can do whatever because the freakin' NCO's ain't around. That's unsat, hooah?

[@chrisgibson8863]

I started watching this and my mind sunk into it. Probably like 30 seconds in I was convinced I was in that room listening to some CSM telling all of us this, near the end I was like wait a second, that's not my CSM.... and this is a youtube video! Then I realized it won't be long until i'm actually in that exact same situation in real life anyway.