Oney Plays Dark Souls (Complete Series)

[@aDeadMouse666]

My heart feels love whenever Chris says “look Julian”

[@zomboids2100]

"Wow!"

[@thebosstin2420]

Look jules

[@B4RGU3ST]

Jooooooooolian 🙃

[@JamBear]

Julius, help!

[@matthewgreening1301]

Why

[@Le0n0]

"A Spider that's actually a big hand" and "A spell to make your arms longer" Julian predicted 2 things from Elden Ring, hahah

[@Indi.go1]

Those damn spider hands traumatised me, I completely missed the ones on the wall and got got from underneath. Now, I'm deathly afraid of spiders, and I have never felt such primal, abject fucking terror.

[@Meganuke5000]

Oh wait I don't remember any spell to make your arms longer, what's that?

[@Le0n0]

@@Meganuke5000 the one you summon the dragon arms!

[@Meganuke5000]

@@Le0n0 oh shit right! I forgot about that one cause I never use it lol.

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

Ding Dong literally said "this is just Lord of the Ring" lmao

[@lordabaddon8683]

"Look julian" walked so "look tomar" could run

[@PurplePimp221]

Lyle’s contribution as the voice of the Channeler will always be my favorite edit of his lol

[@CrossrWhite]

Very underrated

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I thought that sounded like our Mr. McDouchebag!

[@xBELiiAL]

Or him as the enemy boat in wind waker 👌🏻 classic

[@RageRaccoon]

is the only reason i still come back to this series.

[@jasonaxiak6316]

I hate the man

[@acehilm5001]

dingdong laughs like “heh heh heh heh heh” and it makes my heart warm

[@aeresjackson6507]

he sounds like my fucking grandma and it creeps me out

[@captainimperialism4568]

Aeres Jackson I wish Ding Dong was *my* grandma :(

[@notme5205]

Aeres Jackson you have a cool grandma. Go steal her medicine!

[@szephyr]

Ding dong laughs like an alien trying to emulate human laughter

[@aeresjackson6507]

@@szephyr *alien grandma*

[@Nizondo]

4:31:47 "We should play Worms Armageddon sometime"

[@mddowlin]

Ding dong never got to play

[@penpen1089]

@@mddowlin they did play in a live stream

[@orangejoe2147]

@PenPen that was worms reloaded

[@VLADPowder]

Then 15 minutes later they're talking about stretchy powers like Kamala in Avengers

[@oofouchowie6425]

@@VLADPowder the oneyplays timeline was planned out from the start

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

the moments where chris is trying to show cool lore stuff to julien and gets excited about it so endearing, its probably the exact way id act if i was playing dark souls with a friend

[@bigbeefscorcho]

It’s one of the best ways to experience any series aside from actually playing it yourself- it’s great to have an enthusiastic tour guide through a game lol

[@wildfire4811]

Mmm

[@diegobrandomtg]

2:07:14 where dingdong accidentally creates a enemy that’d show up all over Elden Ring

[@DeepFreeze172]

"Woah nelly!" is one of my favorite exclamations from Chris, and I feel like it's under-appreciated.

[@orangejoe2147]

Groovy

[@keglodude]

I really like where whenever he almost gets hit or something, and he goes “wOAH”

[@Mr_Jimboo]

I like when he just goes “UUURRRRM” like here 21:56

[@mikeox_is_small]

Lyles editing doesn't get enough recognition, he doesn't just do shit when they say 'hey editor put this in' but he adds his own flair and it always slays me.

[@SplendidCoffee0]

I’ve loved his editing since the Machinima days. Master Chief: War looked like such an undertaking for a Halo 3 Machinima.

[@LILCURTTT]

@@SplendidCoffee0 The whole Smough fight with the little Pikachu sounds was amazing

[@DonkeyKongJr]

"I hate you too Julian!!"

[@bigtupa5613]

SLAYYY

[@Spady_Jorts]

Ok we get it Lyle paid you 10k to post that comment/j

[@grimreminder5038]

Knowing there's a gun mod for Dark Souls just makes me think of Chris laughing at undead who can't parry bullets

[@mega_bird700]

Isn't it only available on the third one?

[@k0rriban]

@@mega_bird700 Yeah

[@Leonardo9162.]

You can parry magic so ...

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@Leonardo9162. Bullets beat magic soo.

[@Zackapo]

@@Bone_guy ah yes "funni"

[@dotdenier]

Oneyplays is a youtube channel whose hosts consistently contextualize the bizzarness of reality by referencing media that is familiar and obscure.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Nonononono. Oneyplays is a KZbin channel whose hosts run in and funni scream.

[@andrew-ql9ye]

What good english skills

[@TheTrustyHole]

mixing the family guy with the mickey on a railway works like a charm

[@micahpaulsen3940]

With a side of funni voices speaking gibberish

[@oobieboobiekanoobiscoobied5972]

Yeah, also good vocab

[@spadesin3d173]

i work as a delivery man delivering mexican food and I always listen to these videos while driving they help me not go crazy

[@ME-ki7vq]

These videos do the opposite for me, every second they drive me closer to insanity

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go gadget very fast and *very* stinky brown food

[@awfullysomething]

I watch these to help me poop

[@DUHRIZEO]

@@awfullysomething if you laugh and poop at the same time you'll get a hemorrhoid.

[@ballsofsteel547]

I watch them while I doze off at night

[@CarlosGarcia-ko4wq]

1:12:44 I have never heard such genuine desperation in Chris' voice ever

[@Deathstruck07]

I love this one! They even managed to get chris on the show in this one

[@Ballslapnificent]

He's exclusiveslapnoivfeacoints

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go gadget twitch stream exclusive

[@notinspectorgadget]

Go Go Gadget OneyPlaysfansonly

[@SanctuaryDog]

I miss Chris man too soon

[@notinspectorgadget]

@@aidancalfee2634 this one more

[@jakemiller8468]

Was that Lyle at the 32 minute mark? “I HATE YOU TOO JULIAN, AAAAHHH” lol

[@elihamilton5842]

He also showed up in the wind walker let’s play as a boat that kept missing

[@jordanolson11]

ya he edited that one I think he just threw that in there, I loved it haha

[@JordanHayesRule]

32:25 And again at 37:07 AND 43:21 & 43:30

[@jordanolson11]

@Greko yeah it's Niall, he edited that portion of the playthrough and put that in

[@throbbingfellow1136]

J dawg That sounds absolutely nothing like Niall, way too much energy.

[@grimwolf9988]

2:26:00 Stuff moves slower the larger it is because as stuff gets bigger, muscle strength and overall structural stability scales more slowly than the effects of gravity and air resistance. In films, it also gives a much greater sense of scale. That's why tiny things can lift stuff many times their own size and some bugs can come out unscathed after getting run over by a friggin' car. Technically, a Godzilla-sized creature would just implode under its own weight.

[@jaredquaglieri3731]

I like how that's portrayed in Shin Godzilla, he's nuclear powered and moves at like 5mph

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Nah there was a species of dinosaur that was 50,000 feet high.

[@joshzuker8308]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 Its head touched the clouds.

[@SpazzMaticu3]

@@joshzuker8308 mommy i get it. plz buycme s momm y

[@Agentshadling]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@stevefromaccounting7638]

"who's that little boy? wooow he's a big boy" Julian is the most adorable mix of sleepy surprised, honesty, and panic whenever chris makes stuff up about him.

[@aeh748]

The amount of effort Lyle put into Pikachu Smough is simply awe-inspiring

[@DeFactoLeader]

I like how when the Ding Dong/Julian vids get reuploaded, the comment sections distinctively resemble a Ding Dong/Julian era comment section.

[@sirachatortellini1833]

DeFactoLeader theres something about these videos that has some kind of hook in hundred of people where the sleepycabin gang doesnt grasp as much and i respect it

[@wingusdingus1019]

@@sirachatortellini1833 hard disagree

[@geovani60624]

those were the days

[@leodepew5696]

I like the new guys, but you can only see "this video is great, but why did you have to include Zach's 10 minute racial tirade" and "Tomar used the Tomar emeralds to (insert some act of violence against Jaxxy)" so many times before you get sick of it.

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

Leo Depew fandoms love to run shit into the ground

[@hellothere9368]

The first word spoken in this series is 'Julian'. I just thought his was pertinent information.

[@BloodstoneKing]

Incorrect, the first word that's always said is "OneyPlays"

[@MasterAltair756]

If you like, The Man, The Man of Rath, the time stamps are 32:20, 37:05, and 43:20

[@BoopinSnakeBandito]

SCARY NOISE!!

[@KonamiCoda]

You saved my life 3 years later, thanks king

[@DonkeyKongJr]

3:28:51 Julian mourns ding songs death and absorbs his vast knowledge of games and development of

[@PotatoBruh64]

I just want to thank Chris for getting me into Dark Souls. Watching him play through this game made me want to see it through to the end and even though I wish they finished the game, I think the fact that they stopped made me want to see what else it had to offer.

[@thechunks]

something special about this playthrough.. i know now dingdong was being put trough some rough stuff during his stay, but man.. it was such a cozy group dynamic to listen to

[@DanCap20]

Chris: “ I will come back for the wolf later” *proceeds to forget Sif’s existance*

[@bionicdragon5]

2:14 "With the Strength of Lords, they challenged the ancient dragons." *"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS! HE HUUUUUUUURLED HIS THUNDERBOLTS!"*

[@aleklyer]

13:25 DingDong: "Do you know how to flimflamzip? Its a very advanced strate-oh you got it ...." Sleepy DingDong is most adorable DingDong

[@McDoinky]

He’s the reason this is one of my favourite playthroughs

[@egaliseur8430]

Oney he demon slay DingDong he sometimes play Julian he biggest gay

[@ME-ki7vq]

All the people go yay yay yay

[@carry_on_crow_]

@@ME-ki7vqBut I had a very bad day :(

[@ME-ki7vq]

@@carry_on_crow_ ono :(

[@ytuser2202]

@Aiden Ashworth don't say, only play

[@oluglyrass]

Iniuria Palace i pray that you have a better day

[@kopshi]

15:18 "What game can you think of that would smell good?" I've always thought the best implementation of a smell-o-vision would be a Cooking Mama or maybe some candy platformer. Maybe there'd be a gross-out game or the video game equivalent of those Bean-Boozled things.

[@docholliday1112]

Viva Pinata

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Kirby

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

the witness

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

@@DonkeyKongJr kirby would smell awful you spend the whole game incinerating bugs and there’s a world called onion ocean

[@thundercockjackson]

everybody here is missing the obvious options. dating sims and shit. visual novels Doom

[@DUHRIZEO]

Pika Smough is an absolute treasure, thank you.

[@nibiru2x410]

I really don't remember this series being nearly six hours long, my god. I've already watched the series so many times, too.

[@VLADPowder]

4:48:15 Little did Chris know, he'd be playing the Avengers game with that exact super power

[@idlikeanumbernine9844]

watching this entire thing took up my entire day but was totally worth it to see a series I didn't yet get to see.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

im sure glad days arent 5 and a half hours long where i live

[@keglodude]

@@yourehereforthatarentyou thats longer than the time i usually sleep

[@sirachatortellini1833]

Ive moved a lot and when i was a little kid i’d listen to GG play throughs to pass the time of packing and organizing and now once again i’m moving and ive upgraded to (the far superior) oney plays completes to help me pass the time without being in my own head for so long doing mundane organizing. It made me smile when dingdong and chris streamed worms a few months back and chris milking these old playthroughs has been a great crutch for me. Thanks for spending nights editing and going thru office changes and useless drama for some internet lols DD&J

[@TheTrustyHole]

“t-dub if you’re going to write a rap song, put me in it before i pass on” -uncle tuper

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

I really loved how the sound was mixed during the start of this. It makes it sound like Oney was just a little fella on Julian's shoulder showing him all the wonders that dark souls can hold.

[@mixmastermonty3427]

Out of all the crash bandicoot playthroughs on this channel, this ones my favorite

[@SchwerMetall154]

This entire series is exactly why Lyle's my second favourite OneyPlays editor behind DingDong. The amount of effort put in is impeccable and really adds to the playthrough.

[@jakejones4801]

Watching this years later and still laugh when they get to Gwynevere and Chris says “be ungay Julian”

[@Grarlic]

"Her hair is too big."

[@aubreyskipper9642]

I was behind in class, I did all my work with this in the background, when I finished, this video was on the brink of done I would say that Oney Plays Dark Souls with Ding Dong and Julian is great

[@babelvaunt6102]

I always revisit this when I need cheering up. My cat passed away yesterday and I'm very thankful for this video.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Very sorry for your loss. Hope you’re doing well presently

[@bkebradley]

I love Lyle's editing in this series

[@ManDownUnder2]

The bar is almost solid yellow with the amount of ads

[@NeisanMo.]

I can't imagine watching this video without KZbin Premium 😭😅

[@kshiteej7575]

@@NeisanMo. like any of those ads play anyway lol. I've watched 1 hour and gotten probably like 3-4 ads only. Poor funni men won't get enough money now! Very sad!

[@pickypath246]

@@NeisanMo. I know right!.. it'd be like watching the entire series normally!

[@Liliputian07]

not anymore

[@NeisanMo.]

@@Liliputian07 wdym

[@olseaweedbeardye8622]

Cutscene shows Gwyn and his knights. Ding Dong: “That’s Gwyndolin” Chris: “No, that’s his daughter” Oh poor Christopher you don’t know what you’ve just done

[@Nyrkvennasogur]

Gwyndolin is top tier femboy

[@mattlauer9900]

I love the boy, I love the friends. But I also love the funny and I'll always cherish these videos

[@Stupidfunnelol2288]

‘This is the dark souls of let’s play channels’

[@Ballslapnificent]

Ballslapnifcent

[@ayyyblinkin343]

This is just lord of the rings

[@notinspectorgadget]

"this souls the dark plays of let's is"

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

The is the dark souls of gay.

[@XxMkyMTRxX]

This is so sad. I miss them so much. I wish Chris hadn't killed Julian and Ding Dong in such a macabre way. I mean, no one saw the signs. No one would have imagined he would turn to such extreme measures. But there is no use crying over it. They are in a better place now. Goodnight sweet princes

[@RougenTCG]

Why did he have to throw them in the Resident Evil 4 lake??

[@demi4156]

What's done is done.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@RougenTCG You have that backwards.

[@OrangeCheekun]

OneyStays walks in

[@phetta5059]

3:11:56 what people see while passing my house at night

[@GimpyGosling]

5:29:50 That shit made me spit tea all over my touch display and speakers making my computer go absolutely haywire! I almost lost EVERYTHING!!!😭😭😂😂

[@CrazyFroese]

the subtle edits in this series are fucking incredible, from man gets bullied to big electric man is actually pikachu. mad props

[@thatjerrycan5505]

I've fallen asleep to this specific series so many times that when I sit down to watch it while awake it always feels like a fever dream I cannot tell what is dream and what is real anymore

[@Hatouli]

Dingdong at the start of the series: "I beat it with only the boxing gloves!" Then at 2:00:00 Chris: "You must have played this before!" Dingdong: "n-no"

[@Hoodied]

I frequently go to sleep listening to this playthrough, and the person who invades who Chris thinks is a hacker and the glitchy sound that accompanies him makes me jump every single time for no reason, idk why but it always freaks me out.

[@toasty9531]

Guys remember, in the event of Chris’s death the channel will be moved over to ding dong and Julian and they will put aeriths theme over footage of him being an asshole. They own 66% of the channel

[@neirinjoseph6817]

I’m a caveman im here to say: thank you for uploading this video today

[@McDoinky]

Where’s the timestamp for that😭

[@neirinjoseph6817]

@@McDoinky I made it up but it’s a reference to 2:29:05 lol

[@McDoinky]

@@neirinjoseph6817 I know man I was looking for the original quote

[@_CrunchMO]

I miss ding dong and Julian it's never going feel the same

[@sirachatortellini1833]

chunkkin mickin DD still streams occasionally! He and chris did a worms stream a couple months ago u can find on youtube, not the same but its worth the watch

[@goofyghoul]

Things rarely do as they change, such is life. But there will always be a boy.. playing with his toy...

[@tv.scream-1872]

i bet u like the new ding dang n julian episodes! lol

[@1mfoot74]

alternate title: how many midrole ads can you fit in a 5 hour video

[@Ballslapnificent]

Footstinknificents

[@demi4156]

Give them their ad money and shut yer yapper

[@El-Burrito]

2:46:00 wow Ding Dong pretty much foretells Elden Ring right there

[@aestheticanomaly]

4:01 “By the way- *ad* THE SPRING SEMIANNUAL SALE IS GOING ON NOW!”

[@D0NTST4RT]

It makes me happy when Julian goes "wow..."

[@spregged7231]

The stingway joke never fails to make me chuckle.

[@Sawta]

52:00 close up of beef jerky nipple root, to close up of food dish in ad. "Boy am I hungry!"

[@YouSoSpice]

Please Jesus don't let me turn into a stonemn - Yotsuyu Yagiyama

[@DreadDoorMan]

God: erm... no, I lol at your demise

[@maschalboys]

@@DreadDoorMan good night

[@frostermos]

I guess I’ll see these play throughs again for the 15th time I think :)

[@AxxLAfriku]

My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear frost

[@drywallmaster656]

@@AxxLAfriku can your response to me be your 100th comment on this channel? :)

[@novashy7119]

Heey, Moomin Valley. I havent watched the series yet, would you recommend?

[@milovegas123]

@@novashy7119 you should watch it

[@RobotPilots]

hearing them talk about blippi without knowing *THAT* is haunting

[@kenwynnelson6340]

2:24:55 warms my heart every time

[@somedude1561]

3:57 "I don't even remember no Demon Souls, by the way--" You're not a dish. You're a man.

[@wittyanduniquehandle]

He went to a blacksmith to see if he could reinforce his Smough's Hammer but he was in the "Modify Weapon" submenu. If he went to the "Reinforce Weapon" submenu he could've seen that you can reinforce it with Demon Scales :(

[@atticusremus2059]

Make a redo series of Bloodborne with Chris, Zach, and Tomar please.

[@bobjohnson9126]

This right here

[@dyavie]

what about zach, dave and julian dressed up as Chris.

[@jamesbreen7846]

Yes please

[@Alicesqueaks]

And Lyyyyyyllle

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@dyavie This is not a fetish channel.

[@jessejohnson9514]

Paused the video, went to go do chore stuff. Started thinking about Skeletor vs Beastman and how we would always sing it on the high school bus. Thought "hey I bet that's something Chris would have liked, I wonder if he knows about it." Come back and unpause, within 10 seconds; 'did you guys ever listen to Skeletor vs Beastman?'.

[@ianbrown8813]

The pikachu sounds during Smough and Ornstein were an amazing edit. loved it.

[@leodepew5696]

3:05:05 "What if we mix Cotton Eyed Joe with another popular fanbase?" "Like...Family Guy."

[@dr3v1l]

now I know what I'll be doing in the next 5 hours

[@acehilm5001]

deadass

[@Highland_Drifter]

Lots O’ funnies

[@Ballslapnificent]

Ballslapnifcent

[@lordseventh8291]

Yep

[@Creamzilla]

definitely, one of the best series

[@SerterSerter]

NO THIS SNAKE IS SNEAKIN' makes me smile.

[@ReadySteadyDESTROY]

I'm grateful to finally finish Dark Souls to I can finally watch my favourite funny bois play it all the way through

[@hellothere9368]

If there was ever something I'd do satanical rituals for, it would be a surprise return of Dingy Dongy and Julbert for a DS3 playthrough.

[@helluvanemesis988]

I remember actually using this as a guide in Dark souls lmao...

[@Agentshadling]

I honestly didn't even know about many of the paths Chris took on my first run despite how obvious it should've been

[@VLADPowder]

Their new playthrough got me to try Dark souls 2 again. And boy do I loathe it! 1 is so much better imo!

[@Doodfrumspace11]

The OG BEST crew. Period.

[@AngelGarcia-lx9jz]

No

[@Doodfrumspace11]

@@AngelGarcia-lx9jz ya

[@DQBlizzard_]

This is the calm crew, but anything with Zach makes it funny imo

[@Wowzers2006]

Julian liking the walking mimic monster was really nice. I love my sweet boys :')

[@ashlinberman4534]

There is only one worse thing you can do in improv that is worse than "no but"ing. You start a sentence with "boat"

[@plumbummusic2051]

I kid you not, he turns himself into a penguin, he's called Penguin Rick. Funniest scream I've ever mean

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The editing on this series was great. I love the added voices (that sound like Lyle?) and little details like having the hypothetical “don’t upgrade vitality f*****” KZbin comment appear onscreen with key clacking as Chris said it. Nice stuff, really tips this series from good to great imo

[@Top_Nepper]

Am I the only one who wants Chris to replay this game again with Zach, Lyle and Tomar?

[@lancecoleman6684]

yes

[@bG-bs6ex]

yes

[@Banjohh]

Yup

[@lamb_link]

With many an utterance of “look Tomar, it’s you”

[@MrTehWurld]

Insert unoriginal quip here

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I love when Chris randomly put his weapon up during the ornstein and smough and bitchsmacked smough.

[@quiltrowave]

There's a Blippi movie now. We need a kids react to that.

[@GrayD_Fox]

I've seen kids with Blippi merch and I always think about the news of him pooping on his friend

[@noahcampbell5916]

one of my favorites, and the series that got me into this channel. good memories.

[@WillOfB]

I love how Chris talks about liking Bloodborne and having destroyed his copy of it within ten seconds

[@thedemo977]

I was searching for "oney play's camcelled" and i saw that this was uploaded and i'll pretty much enjoy the rest of my life withouth oney plays being cancelled

[@spicy1615]

2:20:47 will always be my favorite part of this run

[@JekNRac]

2:37:22 gets me giggling all day

[@No-sr5fb]

"YoOo want sum ApplejoOoce?" *dies*

[@Decker654]

1:23:46 I think this is my favorite edit of el cid, as well as the ape getting yeeted into the sun.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Other people were saying this was Lyles editing

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

Fun fact about blippy. There's a video of him getting shat on by a dude.

[@DreadDoorMan]

Really!?

[@hamknight4168]

@@DreadDoorMan hubhbbhuhbuhuhuhhuhubhuhbuh

[@laymonsteeling9666]

Not quite, if Wikipedia is to be believed it would seem that it’s Blippi himself shitting on a nude friend

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

@@laymonsteeling9666 ah thank you for correcting me.

[@laymonsteeling9666]

@@josejaimes-ramos1546 no problem I’m just here to clear Blippi’s good name

[@obituarytube7253]

2:20:48 i just love the "ughhhhfuckmei'mtoxic"

[@justinbailey2347]

1:05:23 the dubbed scream had me honkin like a goose

[@wings_of_wax4125]

Julian farted at the same time as my dog. So as Chris goes "oh God Julian" I just kinda knew

[@danelykins4409]

The Pikachu noises during O&S killed me lol

[@rodmullen64]

Chris: Be un gay Joolian. Joolian Disapprovingly: her hair's too big