Oney Plays The WORST Game We've EVER Played

[@treefingers6572]

Tomar begging Chris to get a refund breaks my heart. You can hear how worried he is about Chris' addiction.

[@shorewall]

It's his job! It's a business expense. ...Still, though. :D

[@agoose2511]

its because he's jewish.

[@duritoburito989]

Good guy Tomar

[@BaStAgE]

if i was tomar i would have concocted some scenario to distract chris so i could get on his account and request a refund

[@Rhacman]

@@shorewall I think he's more concerned that a shitty developer would be rewarded.

[@PTp1ranha]

The only reason Tomar doesn't want him playing this game is because Chris was dangerously close to finding one of the emeralds. I'm onto you.

[@DameOfDiamonds]

What happens if i find all 7 tomar emeralds? Do i go super sonic?

[@SirDiamondNips]

Some say that you can summon Tozmog of the Abyss aka the Destroyer of Worlds to do your bidding.

[@DameOfDiamonds]

@@SirDiamondNips wow that's pretty epic

[@werther7871]

@@DameOfDiamonds tomar has to buy you a hot dog

[@A.B.I.MA.]

tomar did the voice acting he was throwing out red herrings

[@KenNasty09]

Tomar's Tomar impression never ceases to amaze me.

[@4D4-m7v]

Its almost like hes Tomar in disguise tbh

[@Thegoatone23]

@@4D4-m7v yeah 🐛

[@walterrising4276]

Vex fan

[@J4hk2]

_Tomar's Tomar impression was just as bad as Tomar himself._

[@kingozzo8389]

Tomar gets progressively more and more annoyed in each episode about chris and zach comparing him to characters and it's great

[@maxthefoooool]

"Look, that is definitely you Tomar"

[@JohnDoe-oy1xd]

I hope he gets annoyed enough he quits oneyplays

[@LiWang144]

holy fuck tomar he looks exactly like you->🤺

[@scrubbytheslime7703]

*floats towards a spaceship* "look Tomar that's you"

[@camera2178]

YO LOOK TOMAR THEY ADDED YOU INTO THE GAME>🐌

[@SonOfTegz]

I think Zach is secretly a high ranking Buddhist warrior monk who has reached true enlightenment

[@Lolwutburger_LWB]

Yeah, it was him in the opening

[@KilgoreTraut]

he could have crossed to the other shore, but chose to stay in order to free us from the fetters of suffering

[@SonOfTegz]

The Interfering Speedwagon he truly is one with buddah

[@ithuhalinqua1026]

What do you mean secretly?

[@thatfunkyduck]

A warrior enlightened monk? Bit of an oxymoron right?

[@shaneireland8460]

Everyone is loving Zach and Tomar but we need to show some love to Chris, without him Zach would still be in his Hobbit hole and Tomar would still be guarding his emeralds. Thank you Father Christ, amen.

[@strawberry_boicake]

father christ

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Me my mo fyather

[@NEVETSGILBERT1233]

No no wrong Zach is not a hobbit he's a goblin learn the difference

[@dodsonboys]

@@inaminute1826 elf

[@ghost.and.gills.]

Amen

[@TomZazo]

These last couple days have been good for us Zach loving patriots

[@adamhenry6793]

Oney Memorial Days.

[@adamhenry6793]

@Jace Lawrence Ball Wuilt! *Land of Brown makes me frown!*

[@DimwitDangerous]

Sadly won't last much longer then we won't be able to love out goblin man

[@adamhenry6793]

@@DimwitDangerous Patriotic Goblin!

[@TrueCarthaginian]

I can't wait for him to leave again. His voice is torture.

[@tiusmccowin3761]

Zach kind of sounds like he has always just had a huge bite of a hot dog but still wants to talk.

[@BARKZIM]

Thats oddly specific but also oddly accurate

[@looting3305]

They hated it so much they didnt even put the games name in the title

[@HickoryChip0]

Global... INFECTION

[@supsquark505]

Globalin fection

[@SkilesHasFun]

Well, yeah. They don't want to give it a sales bump and give the creators more money for this garbage.

[@Hayatehiroyuki25]

Because they know they some fans will think its so haha funny that they will buy it as a joke and give this guy money

[@kaidengathings3096]

Goblin Investigastion

[@DusterDan35]

"this game was too addictive and i could not find time for my family and work, im very sorry"

[@xDOLPHINTV]

I want Julian and Tomar in the same room. I think that would be a very wholesome experience

[@samcortez420]

Tomar uses the powers of the Emeralds to disguise himself as Julian which is why they're never in the same place

[@BigGreekCock]

@@samcortez420 Julian is just latino Tomar

[@cresoma]

Und das Heißt: Erika! there’s tomar, and latomar

[@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches]

@@BigGreekCock Latinomar.

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

I don't think Julian would survive that

[@atombones8269]

Chris and Zack: (𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠) Hey, Tomar that looks like you!

[@PuffyOne1898]

How did you times new roman your text?

[@atombones8269]

I looked up a text bolder on google.

[@atombones8269]

I hope when Chris is done with Bowlbo, he makes it with cheat codes and adds one that changes EVERYTHING into Tomar.

[@commerceserverservercommerce]

Atom Bones i swear to god that better happen

[@Beunibster]

@@atombones8269 You can do it with *asterisks* right here on yootoob

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

I love how the convoy obviously includes a tank that is apparently the size of an apartment block yet it apparently cannot even survive going through a single group of loosely-spaced zombies on the road.

[@Thebes342]

Don't you hate it when it starts raining horizontally and half of your body gets wet?

[@redhotheadvt]

I know, right?! Happens *all* the time in Ireland!

[@klg9549]

@@redhotheadvt I was actually just going to comment that this happened to me in Scotland, and the horizontal rain was freezing, and I WISH I only got half-wet.

[@emrahalien2972]

Woman always get half wet

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

That's nothing, it gets worse when it's rotating on the Z axis and your entire body is being bombarded from every angle

[@NateS917]

Im partial to the sensation

[@peperonypeperony7955]

this game was clearly made to waste 2 hours so you can't refund it

[@flippisni]

It's obviously worth it though

[@Sigh95]

This game HAS to have spyware on it.

[@thatfunkyduck]

Yeah a little zombie pokes his head out from behind your system32

[@mp9264]

Nope. No spyware. Why would you say that?

[@mp9264]

There is no spyware

[@mp9264]

Why would there be spyware

[@mp9264]

That’s stupid

[@dustinashes1834]

Zach's beautiful voice lulls me to sleep at night.

[@aliupsr]

And he’s not even using his soft ass gremblo voice

[@ElvenMans]

I didn't like him at first, when he first appeared on Oney Plays, but now he is my fav, since the two boys left us.

[@Beunibster]

It wakes me up... With a boner.

[@prancer8934]

Along with a choir of tiny tapdancing mice

[@dedeedo9355]

Zach as a baby lmao 10/10

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

Holy Jesus, $25 for this? Shame on you Chris.

[@adamhenry6793]

Good one, Oney.

[@juneru2]

at the end it said 5$ though

[@Rhyno2187]

It’s actually 5.29. Still way to much.

[@JRSanchez93]

I think he paid 20 dollars too little. Four games! FOUR GAMES in one.

[@mikemikel654]

This was the best game I've ever seen

[@kingozzo8389]

yeah sex is good but have you ever watched oney refund Global Infection live on video

[@mrsteve4314]

My heart shattered into a million little pieces when Zach's "Tech Wizard" bit was immediately shut down.

[@jlb9577]

Every time Zach says "Daddy" in a baby voice, my skin crawls as I laugh my ass off

[@THEEGOBLINNE]

Three days of Zach? yes *please* Also I read the global infection tag as "goblin infection"

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

the Freddie Freaker virus

[@Mxlsptlk]

That would have been a far more interesting game.

[@NukaCloud]

Can we just get a "I'm not afraid anymore!!" t-shirt?

[@matt-dr4fk]

Jesus Christ yes

[@colemarie193]

I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE!

[@JpegJoko]

I would buy that faster than the speed of light.

[@iichig0neko]

Ur dream has come true my friend

[@AndrewTurpel8LivesVideos]

someone should edit Zack's face onto the Eraser head baby.

[@graceinasweater9169]

It's gotta be the cartoon one, though. IRL, he's actually a pretty good looking guy, despite how bizarre his avatar looks.

[@fungusonus]

@@graceinasweater9169 wait, his face isn't all nose?

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@graceinasweater9169 I wouldn't exactly say good-looking. Just like a regular guy.

[@graceinasweater9169]

@@sloppyphart7879 dont sell him short, i think he's a looker

[@itszigzag]

Can we get a "Look Tomar it's you" compilation?

[@DraksisBuilds]

Waiting and hoping for Zach’s voice at the beginning of each video is scary but sometimes very rewarding

[@MoaRider]

I saw "Global Infection" and thought it said "Goblin Invasion". Goblin Jesus leads his goblin crusaders in defense of Christendom.

[@cupcayuk]

Quite fitting comment because Tomar was cured of his goblinism by his wife's fart

[@troglodyte1378]

Goblin Jesus aka Psychicpebbles

[@krikahalo]

The inclusion of the phrase Christendom makes this comment an 11/10.

[@Lasagna69]

3:56 “You made of wood sweetie? Don’t worry I won’t tell nobody” 😂🤣

[@NEVETSGILBERT1233]

Your kisses and hugs are unreal that may be on of Zach's best quotes but, that's hard cause he is one funny goblin man 7:41

[@1funeral2many9]

this is like the modern pc gaming equivalent to those 300 in 1 NES carts

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

If Zach was a Sonic character he would be Snively.

[@islandboy9381]

Chris is Robotnik

[@pizzadoog]

If Zach was a sonic character he’d be Chester cheetah

[@ZarMakoupisGeORge]

If Zach was a Sonic character he'd be Shrek

[@Trancerrr]

If Zach was a Pokemon he would be Snivy.

[@ZarMakoupisGeORge]

If Zach was a Marvel superhero he would be The Joker.

[@mishuthecat]

IF YOURE THE GREATEST WIZARD WHATS YOUR PATRONUS HM?

[@mightyborges9473]

It was you Harry

[@adamhenry6793]

How the heck would I know?

[@DickmanComedy]

I read in Cosmo it makes your hair good.

[@cannonfodder4000]

Lol what Oney video was that from again?

[@rioluthegreat6525]

@@cannonfodder4000 I think one of the Rugrats ones

[@PhantomZtryker]

Best part of this episode is at the end when chris says fuck you and it sounds like he's right on the verge of crying.

[@BenSalernoMedia]

Oney: ok today we're playing- Tomar: GET A REFUND

[@TooMuchSascha]

Some info; this game is made by a studio known as "Shangri-La Games," their only other game is Zombies on a Plane, full of bad reviews and its an asset flip too. It somehow has DLC including an art book for some reason. I can't imagine this art book having much of value. Also I guarantee the guy who made this doesn't have the rights from Chrysler to use a model of the 300 in this game. If someone sent Chrysler or GM a message he could actually get sued for this.

[@TheLewdOtaku]

The game sucks but let's not ruin the dudes life

[@YesNo-mi8ke]

I love how Chris tries to compliment the game at 20:45 but then the game fucks him over

[@pxproduxions4619]

You could literally be playing pong and Zach's mind will generate a sentence that causes my brain to shut down. The existence of Chris and Zach is great enough but the fact they are friends making content together makes this the best generation on Earth. Tomar needs to tone down on the steroids though

[@HankGreenburg]

This video is so amazing. I wish I could have a neverending playlist of you guys playing these types of games.

[@grandtheftautist8679]

I love how they used a template for a Western Australian license plate, came up instantly in a Google search. And just straight up used a Chrysler 300c design.

[@ELHOMIE_LA]

In case you all didn't watch the rest of the vid he only wasted $5.29 on this magnum opus

[@kasriouiyassir]

@Intra Ignis yeah its a concom and a german car

[@wanderingrandomer]

There is no way this can seriously be worse than Fat Guy Simulator. Ok, I take that back...

[@vicariousgourd]

“This was like 25 dollars.” (It was only $5.29)

[@supersimon66]

Another nasal blessing has come to us today

[@HystericHeretic]

Omg

[@Xanegoh]

12:06 Chris, that movie does exist. It's called "Son of the Mask".

[@Inquisitor81]

I love when Tomar begs Chris to get a refund. Probably funniest running joke.

[@Chuck-PK]

I can only imagine the howls of anguish emanating from Tomar's supple lips as he witnessed Chris type the words "too addictive" as a reason for the refund.

[@kyle9431oilers]

But its everything chris should love about video games. No cinematic moments or serious gameplay.

[@Shitman-tn5tv]

when Zach leaves again i will park my car in my garage and leave the engine running until the gasoline fumes will lead me to dream land. i can't live without him

[@e-spaceproductions]

This is like the modern day equivalent of Action 52.

[@graceinasweater9169]

And also a dash of Revolution 60

[@HikikoMonogatari]

12:19 Back to this vid just to hear this as tomar has his first irl child

[@YoSnap]

5:23 Hearing him say that phrase at this point in time (April 2021) is triggering and disturbing. I feel like maybe Tomar put a curse on us with this???

[@IamNCortex]

But i thought Bowlbo is still in development

[@asme4050]

EE ROCKK nice

[@BradTheAmerican]

Roasted

[@adamhenry6793]

Bird Up: The Game would be the real worst game.

[@delsin1126]

Adam Henry this is BIRD UP, the worst show on television

[@adamhenry6793]

@@delsin1126 Act like I'm not even here.

[@CasualCodeChannel]

Adam Henry is your prof pic the mascot of the famicom disk system? If so that’s awesome

[@redhotheadvt]

"The Bird is the Word" am I right? Le epic Family Guy reference lol *pours bleach into a pint glass*

[@uiruyu9259]

It's all about Snail Down.

[@HSamTheMan]

12:00 Chris just explained the plot to Eraserhead

[@projectonyx6491]

"this might have been 25$" *IM FUCKING DEAD*

[@Ferxani]

"She was trying to figure out what plane to walk on" A good play on words that was overlooked :(

[@Dark0neone]

i like that this is in the scary games playlist on their main channel lmao

[@luftballonzz]

So glad to see Zach return to Oneyplays after a little while, he's honestly one of my favorite boys on this channel ^^

[@neilc.8368]

Goddamn. At least with Fat Simulator the game had a goal and function to kill the forest nymph!

[@Snowbunny-uh2hq]

1:08 i love Zach’s concerned “oh…” as he realizes the crimes against mankind they’re about to commit

[@randumbyootoobyooser]

10:50 I always thought the "I'm not afraid anymore!" was from James and the Giant Peach when he screams at the cloud Rhino

[@clanofclams2720]

No, you're thinking of "IM NOT AFWAID OF YOU!"

[@RoachDoggggJR]

The Horror movie sting behind Zach at 7:30 kills me every time.

[@ThisGuyRightHereXB]

*Sees space shuttle* ''Hey Tomar that's you!'' I love how by Zachs logic anything can be Tomar.

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

I don't see how anything can get worse than that last game. Edit: Nvm.

[@commandershepard5984]

"i skip to a random point in the video" I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@smiffy5075]

3:50 I cant believe "You made of wood Sweetie?" is already 5 years old lmao I still think about it every single day

[@turtlemanfromgatherspond6382]

12:19 it came true zach

[@VirtualCheetah]

I wanna hear Tomar say "SlAyerrr"

[@thekingofprussia7]

Oney fought horribly programmed zombie games, so we didn't have to. Happy 5 year Oney day everybody

[@crimsonmido2519]

12:03 The Plot to Eraser Head the David Lynch movie 🤣

[@thatonesaiyan6309]

i dont know if its just because its hot in the room im in, but watching this literally made me nauseous.

[@robonthecob6920]

7:33-7:43 Is nobody gonna talk about the perfect comedic timing of the music?

[@dorkbotter1152]

According to the sound, that jet was firing UT04's plasma turrets

[@punktart1555]

I like to imagine Tomar just sitting in silent contempt at 19:47

[@fixthisdog]

I can just imagine lyle sitting at home editing hours of footage of his friends hanging out without him

[@itskobold]

5:24 the boys didn't beat the game and the global pandemic occurred

[@NickLunatic]

5:28 Tomar says “global pandemic”

[@janberkemeier7406]

To Zach, all the little characters are Tomar and Tomar is just another little character

[@benkersten1705]

I love how it plays Mista GGs end theme on the Australia level.

[@hatchmaster_5745]

I can't believe Tomar kept insisting that Chris played for at least two hours and one second

[@coltonallgire1135]

*sees title* How is that possible?

[@kevinsundelin8639]

I've replayed this like 15 times cause I keep falling back asleep

[@r.e.z9428]

I'll give you $25, if that means more Zach.

[@eins2001]

Zach's nasally voice pisses me off. Please no.

[@CarlM]

@@eins2001 blasphemy

[@MrShedom8]

My dog died today and your videos are helping me stay positive and happy, thank you funny men(s)!

[@melvinotherwise6354]

ZACH!!! ZACH!!! CHRIS!!! CHRAAAAAASS!!! Good video guys, glad to have the pair together :)

[@Chuck-PK]

My only criticism of this episode is that we didn't get to hear Tomar's wails of anguish as Chris typed in the reason for the refund.

[@tonyage27]

I once met Tomar on the street with my daughter of age 5, then once I approached him attempting to take a picture then he grabbed by daughter by the pony tails and Swung her around in the air at full speed. She started spinning so fast so fast she looked like helicopter propellers and then slammed her against me pushing me to the ground and then sprinting of at unreal speeds still swinging her above his head. I'm still trying to find out what he did with her or where they went please can one of you tell me where he is so I can call the police on him, I tried to but they haven't found him. Its been 3 years please help me

[@telepathicfish1489]

“ IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE “ ~ Ian Curtis

[@genericstickman5967]

I can’t believe you’re playing Cat Woman again

[@10PointsOff]

"They have very weird intonation." Pot calling the kettle a spack

[@doug-the-mug1067]

what if you went into google earth VR and you saw Ding Dong's Face on the moon

[@sanesanchezs]

No one: Zach 46 seconds into the video: Tomar that's you

[@wondr7608]

Um Mister Chris, why do you have 3 eyebrows?

[@lilys5004]

Hopy shit, I missed that somehow

[@hzlink]

The eyebrow is the one sticking up, the brow is whats above the eyes

[@SeriousD]

"I'm not afraid anymore!" = Donnie Darko

[@TheOneAndOnlyLewis]

I've been waiting hours for this. This is unacceptable.

[@JakeRanney]

Tomar looks like Brock Baker. Also today I learned Brock Baker and Bart Baker are two different people.

[@monsieurlemon]

tomar foreshadowing 5:28

[@RebeccaKartzmark]

I love the game over music for the plane game XD 'Wuuuhhh...."

[@sev6768]

I demand a Black Baby part 2 with haste

[@dulldood]

A minute in and Chris is bombing me, idc if I'm doxxed I've just been nuked