Oney Plays Wild Woody (Complete Series)

[@SeruraRenge11]

Wild Woody is just classic. Pure and simple. You pick up the controller, you press the button, Woody occasionally jumps, what else do you need?

[@JRSanchez93]

And it was made in the 90's. Need I say more?

[@chi6423]

he uses the super cool ability to erase enemies every now and then, what else do you need?

[@sirvinyl3691]

But bosses are an outdated concept

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

ME BIIG DUMY AND WLID WODDY IS DA BESTEST GAM

[@springydingy1]

I'M NOT GAY, *I'M NOT GAY!*

[@ahumoroususername]

I love how a lot of Ding Dong's streams are him playing horrible games like this to completion, and he's just mildly annoyed or angry-bored the whole time like he's filing his taxes.

[@troubleinbound]

Where does he stream?

[@drumac7491]

@@troubleinbound his twitch

[@handsomebrick]

He's too annoyed to quit.

[@mendeleyev1790]

He is the annoyed video game nerd

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@mendeleyev1790 the slightly-infuriated gamer

[@Alphabrace95]

Poor Ding dong. Playing through ALL that only for it to be deleted like it was all for nothing. The first of many screams

[@jesseking1403]

It was/wasn't Chris' fault

[@geovani60624]

It wasn't deleted, they played theough yhe whole game but decided to stop there giving this alternative ending...

[@gz4wbz]

@@geovani60624 the capture footage actually got corrupted. Ding Dong said they still have the audio though

[@geovani60624]

@@gz4wbz i remember him saying that he wanted to play again but chris was being an ass as aways and didn't want

[@gz4wbz]

@@geovani60624 that too, and I don't really blame him.

[@mmwrKB]

DD: There he is, the lovable- J: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG C: hehe look at his prolapse

[@jacklfitz]

I love how that's the first thing Chris has to point out

[@epicmonkey3347]

this perfectly describes the dynamic

[@sloppyphart7879]

@@epicmonkey3347 ding dong has much more to him. Julian as well.

[@jordanboyd5587]

J: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@The_P.O.P]

WIIIIILLLLLD WOODYS prolapse

[@lazyfoxplays8503]

I like the idea of an entity needing a hero to save the world, so they take a chance in animating some object, which becomes completely mentally unhinged and goes ape shit as the “hero” of the story.

[@TheHortoman]

To be honest wild woody is my favourite fever dream i need more

[@eriadorranger2196]

"What if you walked into the office and Arin was really mean to you?" *That one didn't age too well*

[@benneb4113]

What he do?

[@cms3816]

@@benneb4113 he got really drunk at pax and punched chris's girlfriend in the back of the head

[@generalbanana1885]

@@joshpatterson9844 Wasn't it because Ding Dong didn't like Dream Daddy or some other game the Game Grumps produced and Game Grumps got mad about it?

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@cms3816 he's done some retarded shit, so that isn't beyond the realm of reason imo

[@Mega-Jon]

@General banana Pretty much.

[@TheTerrycore]

The thing I miss most about the Ding and Wheeze era is the super obscure games they played and exposed Chris to. Mostly cause Ding Dong I imagine.

[@majorghoul9017]

I actually find Woody really charming in the cutscenes, I love his energy

[@danielavanilla4331]

Same

[@googleuser3163]

Get a room

[@JaxontheOkay]

the concept is neat enough, they had pretty good ideas on how to implement that he is a pencil into the gameplay with erasing aspects and drawing powerups but the execution seems to be absolutely horrible

[@Juliana-Bub]

Watching Wild Woody smear his prolapse on various creatures until they disappear is a nightmare.

[@mver191]

Best game EVER! I AM SO WIIIIILD!

[@s3rviceDog]

The names Woody, *W I I I I I I I I L D W O O D Y*

[@jordanboyd5587]

Wild Woody? More like this game is a piece of *D O O D Y*

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

You will one day atone for your sins.

[@allister-malister9179]

you lovely jumble of polygons…

[@shaynehughes6645]

But can you do the wild thing?

[@gavindillon1486]

The anguished scream at the end slays me

[@BitestheStuff]

I demand an HD 3D Platformer remake of Wild Woody.

[@jesseking1403]

Honestly I think whatever that would be would be better than this dumpster fire.

[@guidojacobs2002]

Put him in Ultimate.

[@CoolRobbit]

Counterpoint: Bubsy and Shaq Fu.

[@guidojacobs2002]

@@CoolRobbit I knew about Bubsy 3D, but Shaq Fu is a new one.

[@cannonfodder4000]

I wish Ding Dong and Julian could buy the rights of Wild Woody and MR. Bones so they could make them better games

[@tommykarrick9130]

I love “That’s Olympus, home’a the gods” Like holy shit Wild Woody its only level 2 and you’re challenging the lords of nature itself

[@ViktorGerts]

Wild Woody is Kratos

[@bigborse]

What else is there to say? Woody’s Wild.

[@GamingCreed47]

@@bigborse There's a reason they call him Woody...𝙒𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙇𝘿 Woody!

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

@@ViktorGerts "Do not deny me my WIIIIIILDNESS!!!"

[@Oceanmachine27]

0:36 I still can't believe no one made a "he learns the value of mahogany" joke about a character named Woody

[@madmanpecos]

Thought he said monogamy

[@larvaedadindex]

@@madmanpecos he did, but it woulda been great if someone said the mahogany one afterwards

[@Kiroisawesome05]

You did

[@darrenthetuber743]

Chris was too busy bombing his jokes and theoreticals to the point that Ding Dong was creating his own form of comedy roasting them

[@AstraVex]

I'll give props to the guy who did the music, Ron Thal (aka Bumblefoot) , who's an incredible guitarist who was given a ONE MONTH deadline to create the music score consisting of the title theme, 16 game level themes, and tracks for six story cutscenes and five game over sequences. That guy is a fucking badass! 😂

[@Shorteagle]

This game looks like one of the *Facial Expressions Maxed out at 1000%* videos

[@slapnut90]

Wiping the save file was the best part of that game

[@troubleinbound]

I love Chris' "waild woodie" he does. That voice gets me every time

[@nicole9volt]

"Is there such a thing as too much animation?"

[@isiahwitkowski6529]

Yes

[@isiahwitkowski6529]

This game

[@redhotheadvt]

Aeon Flux and the Rugrats pilot (anything Peter Chung basically) Nicole, would you rather "sqwee" or "XD"? 😂

[@nicole9volt]

SiMonster Depends on how much you wanna spend 😉

[@nicole9volt]

If anyone is curious that quote is from Broken Pixels.. They did let's plays before youtube was a thing

[@MojoFB79]

I don’t know why I started doing this, but I have never watched this series sober. It’s become a weekly ritual for me to go out and get drunk so I can come back to my dorm and watch this ridiculous play through

[@SammyBirdTheGreat]

TheVelocirapstar big mood

[@SeamusFries]

idk if you're still in your dorm but now would be the perfect time to bring back this tradition

[@MojoFB79]

@Stella Hohenheim you okay bud?

[@davelabonte7806]

@@MojoFB79 he's suicidal

[@LN997-i8x]

You may have a problem

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

WIIIIIIIIIIIILD WOOODY and the Quest to have actual good 3D graphics

[@adamhenry6793]

It's DKC without goodness.

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

2:09 Chris's childlike excitement.

[@McDoinky]

Ows: 6:05 8:28 12:14 14:45 19:07 23:47 31:40

[@islandboy9381]

*Chills voice* : Top 15 saddest moment in oneyplays, numberr 1: not completing the underrated hidden gem *WILD WOODY* perhaps he was.. too wild

[@Abdega]

Number 15: Wild Woody foot lettuce

[@notinspectorgadget]

go go gadget *HOOYEAH*

[@moltencandlecrab]

I misread it as "child's voice" and I still knew who you meant... oh my 14 year old self would be angry at this comment lol

[@Vikingkingist]

You know what they say, the show must go on!

[@tuser8]

You have funnie prolapse

[@IuvenisOfficial]

*cues nostalgia critic theme*

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Wild Woody Who created this account?

[@RiverRoestdeKunstenaar]

Ding Dong screaming "Wild Woody" has been tattood on my cortex.

[@areallycoolhat5427]

"I'm 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝘿 WOODIE"

[@madmanpecos]

Cortex vortex

[@jaketheletterd]

is it still up there

[@9bran9]

when the funny pencil started kidnapping african babies i turned off the tv

[@maggotsitnspin]

Pleb filter. I cranked that shit up when that happened.

[@LegoGuyChris]

No, that is MGSV

[@duushig7178]

Why does it sound like something zach would say

[@truenickspivak]

Big Boy because this is one of his alt accounts

[@DuccAmucc413]

dude that’s the story behind Black Baby

[@BIOH4ZARDXCUBE]

17:37 17:50 29:11 WIIIILLLLD WOODY

[@The_P.O.P]

1:28 The Original

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

32:24 because you guys probably wanna see that glorious ending

[@paroxas4322]

32:25

[@qhotdog9343]

"do you think any of our viewers are old enough to know what Primus is?" *looks down at Primus shirt* ...am I not supposed to be here?

[@TemmiePlays]

you're okay as long as your mother had a big brown beaver

[@dougdalesmadome2382]

Temmie Plays! Only if his name is mud

[@weowweowweowweeeweooowww1174]

me knowing primus even though i’m 15 because i like south park and my parents are cool

[@kimk.2993]

Also funny that Buckethead has worked with and played with Primus a number of times, so it's kinda neat that they make the connection.

[@newusernamehere4772]

The skeleton boss music actually sounds a lot like the Trek from the Desaturating Seven from what I can hear, the crazy part is THIS came first lol.

[@IWillBethreatheYou]

21:02 LOL I can't believe Julian makes me burst out laughing with that shit every single time I watch this lmfao

[@bushmonster3591]

Do you think Bumblefoot tries to forget that this game exists? Like at a Sons of Apollo gig, he's playing a crazy solo and then, at the back of his mind, there is a whisper, (𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘺) He shivers, not knowing why.

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

Woody’s in there, scratching...clawing...screaming...and one of these days...he’ll be free...

[@anueutsuho7425]

He only writes with pen because for some reason pencils just don't sit with him

[@Hatster985]

I love how Ding Dong is basically silent in the beginning because he knows the pain that’s being set into course...

[@GruviaWhiteMage]

Let it be known that without the great dingus dongus, 97% of us viewers would not know the absolute majesty of Wild Woody

[@DolphinRave]

I heard on Reddit that Tomar beat Wild Woody in the 90s. I think it was with a belt buckle; Woody thought he was safe in the closet, but the sweet puckering sound of his prolapse gave away his position. Tomar pulled Woody‘s pencil neck into his marriage bed and firmly struck Woody’s brow. The sudden nature of the attack produced an unnatural amount of splinters. Woody thought he was just meeting up with a wild swinger from Craigslist personals.

[@wall-knight2830]

Pardon?

[@L.Pondera]

That was to prevent Y2K from happening. Don't question Tomar again buddy.

[@ogbigjake]

Now we just need Mr. Bones

[@redhotheadvt]

Yes 💀

[@kyles.8332]

What happens Whatwhatwhatwhat happens

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

The ending never ceases to amuse me, but I do understand the frustration behind that scream.

[@ZacharyDietze]

This guy is officially licensed in a porn kart racing game now by the way with the original voice actor. I'm not joking... "Shady Lewd Kart" is the name of it.

[@Kobun42]

what a world we live in

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Looks like things are about to get WIIIIIILLLDDD

[@squidboygrey2915]

i hope they put his prolapse in it

[@SharkyFrisky]

I looked it up and CANNOT believe it....but this is WILD WOODY!!! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

[@singeslayer8367]

"Why is he a pencil?", good thing not a single person working on the game asked that question, or else we may have never seen this masterpiece

[@dougwalker5807]

Bumblefoot did the soundtrack for this game I'm honestly amazed

[@judahosborne8868]

You know it's an amazing video when "look at his prolapse!" is said within 10 seconds of starting

[@NickBebs]

I remember dingus said woody is the series he would like to come back to and finish. Well it`s not going to happen I guess.

[@motherfuckerjones2695]

Why did they leave?

[@heartbust4624]

@@motherfuckerjones2695 They're working on something else

[@valiant8248]

He could finish it now, seeing that he’s back for a bit with sonny

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@valiant8248 guess who's back Back again DD's back He brought his Mexican friend

[@TheHortoman]

@@shaynehughes6645 tomar is mexican?

[@doctorzoidberg1715]

I legitimately just watched the entire series (the 3 episodes) yestarday (watched due to the first time due to a watching a funny animation)

[@2ndIgnition]

I actually did too lmao This video is a welcome sight today

[@SnackboxOToole]

I love that Julian was correct about Primus doing the South Park theme the whole time.

[@Oceanmachine27]

But he also said Primus did the theme for King of the Hill, which was wrong. That was "Yahoos and Triangles" by the Refreshments

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

Just Les Claypool. He also did the soundtrack for that Mushroom Men game.

[@hatknuckles3658]

​@Oceanmachine27 yep. 2 of the original members have a band called Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers and they still tour. Saw em live a few years ago and they did king of the hill as an encore and it rocked

[@lukemagia3326]

While I love Zach and Lyle in the new setup, I can’t deny that this is the single greatest Oneyplays of all time.

[@beef6958]

Chris' first words in this is talking about a pencil's prolapse and it kills me

[@shmeebor2584]

25:40 How To Make Good Hypotheticals

[@Oscarous64]

22:28 I was eating while watching this and I spit foot all over my phone lmao!

[@nullnull7352]

The fact this “complete series” is only 33 minutes long is fucking hilarious.

[@forgetme2]

Music by Ron Bumblefoot Thal. Absolute genius. Also, the midi parts were played on his guitar as plug-ins.

[@stoovan3867]

This soundtrack sounds like I'm going insane.

[@cannonfodder4000]

13:55 Small Wild Woody is way better design than normal Woody! Also ghost Woody looks like KKK member 22:39

[@ToastiVids]

Haven’t watched this yet, but I remember wanting to shove wild woody in my urethra as a kid.

[@TheHortoman]

I remember as a kid having a dream where i was nailed to a board from my foreskin by wild woody, like he was actually the nail being driven into my foreskin to bind me to the board.

[@thatsallreviews]

*funnee man* Edit: the developers of Wild Woody are making the 2020 Mario/Sonic Olympics Game

[@KanWolf9446]

16:36 - It's always boiling milk.

[@OriginalSleepyKitten]

He’s so wild!

[@kanna-san.]

HE'S TOTALLY IN MY FACE!

[@ThirdSpectrum]

Ding Dong: "It's not going to be funny."

[@BulletBoy2011]

I want a full recording of Ding Dongs scream in a separate video

[@CapnSquiggles]

"Do you think any of our watchers are old enough to know what Primus is?" Listened the man in his thirties, giggling to himself two years after the video released.

[@SuperEekie64]

Listening to their sanity deteriorate in the cloud level was weirdly satisfying

[@nardo259]

11:41 I genuinely almost shit my pants

[@kneeslapperanimations]

That scream. What was that?

[@kikook222]

30:26 Fighting games without invincibility frames are completely unplayable competitively. Setplay would be gamebreakingly strong.

[@maxepic3625]

Hahaha funni screem lol 33:24

[@bkebradley]

I'm really surprised Chris doesn't know the Genesis didn't use samples generally. The music of this game is from the CD, but the SFX are from the Genesis sound chip.

[@unclewatermelon8062]

Feast upon my yeast

[@hejhowareyou]

16:13 sounds like this actually happened more towards the end of the time they were at the gg office

[@BIOH4ZARDXCUBE]

22:59 I can already imagine ding dong's face of confusion and disbelief

[@paul_benis]

I always remembered this being hours long but apparently it was only 30 minutes

[@tonybippitykaye]

Ding Dong wasn’t freaking kidding; emulated this game and played it with some friends and the controls in this game are infuriatingly broken, making navigation is pretty much impossible. Plus the damage you take is just complete bull. Idk how the boys had so much patience for such a wretched game.

[@sokoTV2]

This OneyPlays series is a genuine work of art. Wild Woddy only less so.

[@Wowzers2006]

When a family elects to have their child circumcised, wild woody does that eraser motion on the foreskin :(

[@r.a.p.2276]

19:35 i keep cracking up at that little mocking tone

[@loganlj4]

making pilgrimage to this video because I'm pretty sure this is why Woody was added to Shady Lewd Kart.

[@drinkycrow705]

I can't get enough of this prolapse

[@Churd_]

When ding dong has mad time, it gets rid of my sad time, thank you boys for fixing my feels 🙏

[@nickroman7186]

Would you rather drop a golf ball on your shoe or study fu man chu

[@mememan5891]

Like... while im wearing it?

[@pups4195]

@@mememan5891 no one said you had to wear it my boy

[@tuser8]

I would play the kazoo

[@dannyboots]

*dius gaem ez-uh pice of dudy*

[@blammo5226]

Study how to grow a fu man chu, or just studying the history of the fu man chu?

[@Zach-j4i]

Fun Fact: This playthrough is one of Chris' many favorites

[@seanfarley9235]

"Funny scream." "Its not gonna be funny."

[@Sleepkirby6472]

32:25 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOAD THE SAVE FILE!

[@thomhjanks6506]

God Bless Julian! "I wonder why I thought that." You are going to heaven. This kind of humility and forgiveness is rarely seen,

[@Tulip_bip]

Didn't know religious nuts watched oneyplays

[@boboloon]

I'd love a remake of this with better controls, smooth 2d animation, remixed music with actual instruments, and beautiful and stylized levels that fit with the theme. I'd buy that in an instant.

[@johns8369]

So basically a totally different game with no connection to this?

[@boboloon]

@@johns8369 lol wild woody is irreplaceable. Plus, his infamy will only further entice people to purchase him.

[@alobaymar]

*22:13** Wild Woody turned into a creepypasta and deleted my save files*

[@andy-opia4306]

The whole time, I was thinking, “What if Wild Woody was in Smash?” Pray for me

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

Andy-opia Maxwell would be angry

[@allister-malister9179]

The winner is woody… WIIIIIIIIILD WOODY!

[@The_P.O.P]

I love how the one moment Chris has to experience this game, he deletes its files. Almost like he was protesting it, lol.

[@LantisSakuru]

Perfectly cut screams are a staple for OneyPlays, imo.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

I'm listening to this while playing Dynasty Warriors 4 for the PS2 and the music in Wild Woody actually fits very well with the rest of the DW4 soundtrack.

[@Saiaxs]

King of the Hill’s theme was by The Refreshments

[@kingofthemoon3063]

A timeless classic. My only wish is that Ding Dong and Julian would come back just to finish this game with Chris. The. I could die happy.

[@yettermi]

this series was *wild.*

[@funkyshade]

This truly is the wildest of Woody's

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

This game genuinely gives me a headache just looking at it

[@Ritsu362]

Julian : “oh yeah I guess you don’t have a foreskin” The clues were there all along!

[@blusterkong1996]

For the record, it's 100% Chris's fault

[@FrozenHistory852]

The amount of Beatles songs I have heard proves Oneyplays is top tear lets-play channel

[@pastaroni8683]

the best part of this series is easily the pencil border around everything

[@GamerScottYT]

I like how ding dong getting pissed isnt because he got far in the game (he was only on world 2) but because even though he wasnt that far it probably felt like he was playing for hours from the bad controls lmao

[@therockinggoomba]

convinced this is a game made by geniunely insane people

[@AngryCanadian]

An irish man, a mexican and an alien walk into a bar...

[@UltimateThanos]

And they drink until they pass out. Buh dum cha.

[@malo9792]

God damn I love primus. Les Claypool is literally my hero. Made me wanna learn bass

[@quietriot3160]

thanks dudes, I watch this whole series all the time, this is convenient