GTA: SAN ANDREAS (The TERRIBLE Definitive Edition Version) - Complete Series

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[@gandalf1753]

It really surprises me how well the editors censor Tomars casual use of slurs throughout this playthrough, mustve taken dozens of hours.

[@kristinirey1306]

@YeaMan no one cares

[@cool.thumbsup]

I heard that a fan coded a program that would recognize Tomar saying slurs (lots of voice data for it) and let the OneyPlays crew use it. Thank god for the fans.

[@legalisecrack]

Yeah it would of been 9 hours if they kept it 😪

[@creature8543]

saved me hours googling the slurs he’d use… boy uses slurs that would make a slave owner shiver

[@zakman825]

He can't be stopped

[@pass_]

15 years from now this video should get a botched definitive editon with rendering problems and awful filters

[@moleiekins5710]

And replace tomar with a soundalike who doesn't sound like him

[@Tulip_bip]

@@moleiekins5710 tomar is like queen amidala, he has a bunch of decoy tomars just incase someone tries to assassinate him

[@rocknepoovey4381]

D E F I N A T I V E

[@davedavington6525]

tom a r

[@puhskinti9358]

And make it so the max video quality is 240p like it came from 2008

[@PoisonInc]

Love the crickets soundscape. Makes me want to put on a nightcap, get a little candle and go to sleep in a matchbox.

[@bloodycheeseinsidemyass]

@YeaMan someone going to dox you soon if you keep spamming lmao you cause some havok. Did you not see the warning that one dude posted?

[@FreddieFatFingers]

@YeaMan how in the actual fuck.. KZbin is none functional at this point, I've reported this guy more than ten times by now 😂

[@noodleman4555]

@@bloodycheeseinsidemyass Wait did someone actually make that threat? If so that is hilarious.

[@deeta000]

@YeaMan I hope horrible things happen to you.

[@DuskLegend]

@@bloodycheeseinsidemyass i keep seeing him spam but that doesnt make him deserving of doxing

[@s3dchr]

22:24 "I did the pizza pose longer! So I won the pizza!" God, Lyle is the best sometimes.

[@-th1rty3-]

I heard Rockstar based Big Smoke on Tomar, but took creative liberties and lessened the crimes against humanity to the story they made in this game.

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

That was lame

[@BHL69]

It’s true, in fact the original Big Smoke actually looked like Tomar but they made him black to justify all of the N-bombs Tomar was dropping.

[@s3dchr]

"-TOMAR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY DID YOU BEHEAD JAXXY?!?! -Ambitions, man.. Ambitions..."

[@AztaRoth_Kunt]

Its trueee HE IS SUPER SAND LESBIAN!

[@elduve4112]

The end to this video was fucking amazing 😭😭

[@roachdogg-ex]

I hope Lyle doesn't get the belt from Chris for uploading twice in one day

[@samuelb1007]

You think Chris is really brave enough to use Lyle's own weapon against him?

[@roachdogg-ex]

@@samuelb1007 fuuuuuck lmao

[@franciscoreyes7653]

@@samuelb1007 Jaw B?

[@samuelb1007]

@@roachdogg-ex lmao I didn't even know Lyle's rat-braining story was in this upload

[@samuelb1007]

I love that "My Hips don't Lie" lives rent free in Chris's mind. One of my favorite bits of oney lore

[@pliskin101]

Mother bearing hips?

[@samuelb1007]

@@pliskin101 that's enough out of you Corey

[@Mr_Givik]

@YeaMan Literally the worst way to advertise your music considering the audience of the channel youre on lol

[@StinkyBlueRat]

The best series of all time and I’m not just saying that because I got a mention

[@itsmalario4070]

Yoooo it’s the funny blue rat

[@tacothedank]

oh shit a rat _jumps from side to side_

[@eddiemudie952]

Tomar can lift over 1 ton with his bare hands but he has to consume several people of human meat to do it. His moniker is Kyriakos Grizzly in Greece.

[@roachdoggjr155]

kosher human flesh

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

I love how the thumbnail has Chris' characature in the same pose and expression as the blonde girl on the box art. Very nice touch

[@Narutass43]

He's a beautiful babe

[@SodogeWow1337]

26:06 lmao that guy had jiggle physics

[@Meganuke5000]

2:18 Lyle's subtle Jak and Daxter reference was not lost on me, and it reminds me why I love him all over again.

[@thematiasmadness7010]

I love the “complete series” they only did like three missions

[@moseskingofteabrews2021]

"always leave 'em wanting more"

[@Patface77]

Did anyone else notice the flight controls are WAY more touchy in this version than the ps2? I was an ace back then but just slightly moving the joystick in the new one felt like it’s just to sensitive

[@SmoothMaul]

Newer consoles have more sensitive sticks and the mobile game company behind the remake didn't even attempt to adjust for sensitivity.

[@samlippert7122]

@YeaMan tbh your music isn't that good either

[@I_Am_Catholic_Crunch]

@YeaMan L + ratio

[@Megaritz]

I have seen this YeaMan person spamming on many different videos by many different creators. I'd like to see them banned for spam. It's ridiculous.

[@samlippert7122]

@@Megaritz have you listened to the garage he posts too? It's laughable. He's on the same level as OP's singing

[@HikikoMonogatari]

1:41 i still hope for an animated of this some day

[@ceramicfawn]

who up oneying their plays rn

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

😩💦

[@officialyungclips59]

Perhaps me..maybe…🫣

[@Postaldude__]

"Oooh baby you're a piece of dirt" is somethin i think about alot

[@lethauntic]

I'm still waiting to see a 5 minute long "complete series"

[@fuzzyco.3336]

They do have a best of that’s like ten seconds long

[@gwina64]

What you said about running your Burger King into the ground for mcD, they’ve definitely thought about that in the contract, companies are brutal with each other, one time coke made a deliberately shitty product and made it look like the one that Pepsi had that was selling well so that people would associate them together and they had to discontinue it. It was like their clear cola that they did in the 90s and it’s gone now because coke spited them

[@j.2512]

I am so glad our corporate overlords say trans rights

[@gwina64]

@@j.2512 huh

[@Trynt33]

@@j.2512 You my friend just got r/wooshed. Good day, sir, back to /b/

[@KopperNeoman]

@j.2512 Your corporate overlords also work with big government to punish people who don't say -seig heil- trans rights.

[@ModernOddity728]

44:59 that uncanny head turn 😬lol

[@dwilcox1979]

"So this is what Linkara sees" 😂

[@mikemccoy2801]

Is there an oney and friends singing compilation? I enjoy it.

[@teriyaki_chicken]

Yes, it's on the channel

[@deslacooda]

I took the bath

[@Lattrodon]

The fact that they used AI upscaling to "Enhance" the game is so fucking insulting. Blatant laziness.

[@nickkey775]

I keep trying to crank up the quality on my video and then I remember what game I'm watching.

[@sciencmath]

21:01 when it comes to corporate governance, you have the shareholders, who own the equity in the corporation, the board of directors, who are elected by the shareholders, and the corporate officers, who are appointed by the board of directors. I'd need to check my books to be sure though. I only got a B in Business Associations.

[@Neon_SilverFox]

I love how Tomar and Lyle are talking business, meanwhile Chris is playing the game.

[@GirlPlus]

The Wide Car glitch and the numerous car launch spots in GTA 4 will always be my favorite.

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

20:00 there's definitely something you sign with every franchise agreement that says you can't be involved or invested with competition lol.

[@retroelite1019]

Tomar used his time tomar emerald like the infinity stones to go back and remove all instances of him saying racial slurs from these videos.

[@rocknepoovey4381]

Did I ask

[@captaintoast4675]

@YeaMan who cares

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

@@captaintoast4675who cares?

[@TheOriginalTuhat]

Apparently the French have a pizza with French fry toppings, which would explain why they’re so fucked up over there

[@jaykay6222]

Don't quote me on it, but I feel like I remember somewhere hearing that 4 star generals are the highest, and that the 5 star general position was for the President, but only during wartime or something. Idk.

[@ScaryPoke]

I’ve never seen Tomar and an innocent person in the same room. Check out who he surrounds himself with and you’ll see what I mean.

[@tubaraofeio1053]

I mean, you are the product of your sorroundings.

[@ScaryPoke]

@@tubaraofeio1053 I’m surrounded by... Tomar... it all makes sense...

[@joshuahughes4704]

16:57 You can’t say that, Lyle

[@BBB_bbb_BBB]

For Lyle's big scheme, a corporation I used to work for would have non-compete clauses for franchisees who opened up stores. Basically the only time we'd revoke their franchise was if the franchisee had sexual harassment charges against them. Which was really common. Then we'd turn the store into a corporate location now that someone else put in the money to open up the location. And after cleaning up a bit, sell it to a new person, double dipping basically. And eventually another harassment charge comes up and we'd repeat the process. Apart from that there isn't really a need to get rid of bad franchisees. They had to pay royalties for our brand, and were obligated to maintain certain aspects of their location according to corporate decisions. If they reneged on their side of the contract then we'd collect on the penalties they'd have to pay. There is never really a situation where the brand doesn't win in the end. It was a fun job.

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Old games like this I wish they'd just dig up the source code for and add to the original game. Just add lots and lots of content, forget about updating graphics or anything that only Xbox fans would care about anyhow

[@VeryHappyCat]

16:16 goofy cat noise

[@luckyducky7819]

Didn't GTA try to be realistic back in the day? Not that stylized characters can't work, but it has to be done well.

[@TheWyman55_]

I think the problem is that there was no care or effort put into the games. The fan made stuff looks good because of people's passion for the game, but when it's a 9-5, just above minimum wage job...

[@fearlesscheshirecat1411]

Rockstar really loves to put effort into their games. First this, and now it looks like we’ll never get an upgraded RDR2.

[@pyrotechnick420]

Red dead 2 doesnt need a remaster fight me

[@raumfahreturschutze]

@Shane M You make the 15 hour tutorial skippable.

[@Trynt33]

@@raumfahreturschutze And you get to unlock New Funky Dutch Mode where he always has a plan

[@fearlesscheshirecat1411]

@@pyrotechnick420 60 frames

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@fearlesscheshirecat1411 lol what? I get 90 FPS playing Red Dead 2 on PC haha wtf

[@shrippie-4214]

WORLD PEACE CAN BE ACHIEVED THIS IS HOW oneyplays team smells my finger

[@neomcdoom]

Tomar’s “let’s job” idea is quite humorous

[@diurtydantv8061]

I can't wait until a group of modders get together and remaster these remasters

[@Hollow_Tim]

I hope they don't waste their time on this.

[@diurtydantv8061]

Why? The game is still salvageable

[@wontonschannel]

19:47 As apposed to the common consensus, which is it being considered Fine Dining

[@dizzythegreat]

Ooo baby its a face on earth

[@sethm6546]

It was called top spin, and it was awesome

[@holysparkbatman]

I can’t believe they are actually playing babies day out right now this is incredible and innovative for this being a professional channel dedicated solely to confederate war re-enactments.

[@StikPeopleComikz]

11:45 my favorite song

[@intoxicatedmon]

Idk if I'm right or not but I think a front wheelie is called a stoppie

[@lightsideendings5815]

It's puzzling how much more atmospheric and immersive the environments are. Then you see any random cheap plastic character model up close, and it goes right out the window.

[@tylerpatterson3328]

34:01 theres a typo that says "This segment IN not canan" when I assume it's supposed to say "This segment IS not canon"

[@aquamidideluxe5079]

36:15 Editor forgot the Melee Donkey Kong sound

[@BaStAgE]

franchise stores are subject to corporate inspections. they can't just run a store like some fucking wild west shit or something if they don't meet acceptable standards, they can be shut down or whatever.

[@n.a.4292]

In Italy there's a pizza variety called "Pizza Americana" with French fries and sliced hot dogs on top

[@Elongated_Muskrat]

Ah shit, here we go again.

[@shmok3y]

Lyle, we need to see the rat autopsy photos

[@OddJames]

Bibser where you at my boy!?

[@mikey4056]

whoever drew this thumbnail is really down bad for lyle

[@whosapickle]

honestly glad they didnt finish this game lol

[@whosapickle]

@YeaMan wrong

[@Hollow_Tim]

Would've liked if they did a few more parts though.

[@jownr2523]

i love the thumbnail for this

[@shonenderpb4760]

you guys gotta finish one of these gta series, so much gold

[@tyvb]

That last bit was a solid bit of editing. Way to integrate the ending tweets and thanos. 10/10

[@E_blanknamehere]

"This is not Canon" Oh Ok I won't add any of that to the GTA oney lore page then.

[@DougDimmaDingus]

Tomar is my favorite Jew. Right in front of Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t ever change.

[@Dogy0909]

RIP Gottfried, tomar must’ve seen this comment and gotten jealous so he got rid of him to cement his place at the top of the Jew hierarchy (jewarchy)

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

"the Rock and Melinda Star foundation" 😂

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

20:01 what you're describing is illegal and called corporate espionage

[@RyushuSuperCat]

the gunshots sound like a balloon popping

[@LasagnaReaper]

The only thing this release did was sink Rockstars reputation even lower.

[@saulslugman9663]

2:16 just noticed Lyle's Jak & Daxter reference lol

[@brainypepper1621]

This is what happens when you get an alien AI to remaster an old Playstation game

[@xPancakes4lyf]

40:12 Norman Reedus sighting

[@kinclebart3555]

Vocês são gamer's lendário da América do Norte

[@holymosey2556]

imagine if the definitive edition for all the 3 of the gta's was on the same visual fidelity and the animations were on par as red dead 2? my god that would be something else.

[@left4twenty]

Double bike murder? Sounds like someone committed homicycle *dons sunglasses* *YeAEAaahh!!!*

[@Craftinglarson]

Intentional business sabotage is illegal as it is considered a breach of fiduciary duty

[@kyle93watson]

I just realized, when they're getting food, the Double D-Luxe is an upside-down image. 23:26 mark.

[@crud420]

this game was made in a sweatshop its insane

[@corbitguy420]

commenting from the future and tomar made me mad at 7 minutes :x

[@Slop_Dogg]

pretty sure this video already happened

[@ledrid6956]

"super stinky blue rat TM" -Joshyuwa Toemars

[@CaaaramelApples]

Need the boys to play gta 4

[@Leonhardt04]

This is like the 9th time Lyle has told his rat story

[@walterrising4276]

Nice pfp you got there

[@Bahmboy]

19:33 Wouldn’t that be slander?

[@farfnlugen9910]

it looks like bad day L.A

[@G4rg0yle_Art1st]

is it just me or is there like 7 unskippable ads on youtube now

[@kitsachie.]

KZbin premium brah , no ads and KZbin music is decent. Plus they pay the content creators pretty good for every view you give

[@kirarodgers4739]

Nice

[@scott_thomasx]

Bruh it’s literally just two episodes

[@jayfolk]

All gta complete should be next

[@nonytknocker]

First time on oneyplays?

[@BootyMan64]

TOPSPIN thats da table tennis game

[@ue1JY3z10Rb]

yeah

[@Numbingbird]

CJ's door and furniture house are huge because his mama lives there too (she's very fat)

[@DunkeyIsBlack]

Series of 2 episodes

[@albertoestrada5624]

You should have played days gone

[@theramblinmahoney2316]

Since you shot the floppy disc, is it now double sided?

[@rennatsinned5451]

I swear I watched this last year

[@BrainrotEntertainment]

Well done, Rockstar.

[@oodles_of_noodles]

I love dis shit man 👌🏼

[@HNYRVNG]

24:00

[@hexmaniac6810]

17:00 spitty

[@itsnotawarcrimeifyouhadfun4709]

Why Lyle has no pants on the thumbnail

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

"he's yiiking"

[@GOLOY685]

Tomar

[@constructionsitewill4401]

That outro lmao

[@garyking1986]

I think for a lot of this vid the commentary is a few seconds late to the game footage