Onion

[@xs0crates413]

If you're going to repost my video, at least credit me lol

[@tomtota2962]

this is so funny😂😂😂

[@codyc1812]

An unexamined life is not worth living. -you

[@famousrex3613]

no

[@xs0crates413]

uuuuuuuuh

[@le9038]

Nah you trolling

[@cartonofegg]

I like how everyone had agreed that the way he says onion is “oño”

[@mibkle]

🤣

[@thediaxd3747]

Yeah xD Oh...i mean LLÉ...not yeah

[@fabovondestory]

True

[@mohammadfahrurrozy8082]

Rip onyo

[@yorusuyasoul69420]

Lyrics How do we dice an onio Teh onio Look at that oOOh To the good onio Good onio Ze heavy onio A six pawn onio Solso a good onio With the onio This is the tip of the onio The onio The onyOo it's not the knife around the onio Remove the paper skin of the onio Dice an onio And onio Cut the onio in half The onio and onio Then the onio Onio with onio Onio way here Onio Onio Onio The End

[@Ugnnnnn764]

"a good oño is a heavy oño" Respect the words of knowledge

[@Joshua_Knowles_]

oignon

[@EmuOtoriInAMountain]

He is speaking the lenguaje of oños xD

[@TornAaPaRt]

Rip notifications

[@Intelligence_Failure]

he's actually making a good point: oños lose density when they get old, even before they get soft. oño tissue is slightly spongy and takes up air while water evaporates. if you have two oños of equal size, and one is heavier, that's a fresher and tastier oño.

[@PonyoVEVO]

Onion : “Who are you?” *O Ñ O* : “I am you... But stronger”

[@nebulino]

Hahaha

[@machigiceb7788]

😂😂😂

[@wakeless673]

@@nebulino ma 😂

[@iristhepuppygirl]

O No!

[@low-fiee]

aren't you that guy that commented on the nokia arab ringtone vid?

[@vaisakhps8642]

Meanwhile at the Olympics. Onyo marks get set

[@thomaschevalier489]

Underrated comment right there

[@3spressoShot]

Masterpiece

[@SkippyZii]

Onion marks, get set...

[@isiltari]

WHEEZED SO HARD MY BROTHER HATED ME

[@NathanBlackberry]

😂😂😂

[@wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww]

“The oño is *NOT* the knife around the oño” Well said, truer words were never spoken

[@gunlyte4661]

Then you would explode there brain by saying that.

[@anitamisuari4296]

*speech: 100*

[@matx1329]

It's *oignon, it's French

[@SpitfireBoy86]

Move the knife around your oño, not your oño around the knife.

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

Hilarity *125*

[@ghosthabituations]

“Good onyo is a heavy onyo” The words of a wise man

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Wise man he is

[@ghosthabituations]

CAILLOU THE GROWNUP Learn to write properly first you uneducated incel

[@roseyousif125]

I I was typing that

[@quilly8441]

Actually it’s Oño

[@potatobug5136]

@@HD-mw2qc BOI

[@ninijendeukie7466]

I actually appreciate these random recommendations from youtube.

[@WingItMan217]

Agreed

[@ally3979]

Agreed

[@a.2325]

Agree

[@yadielgonzalezvazquez]

Agreed

[@renaultft1917]

Agreed

[@usuarioextra9324]

0:10 THE OÑOOO

[@annie.leonhart]

Ikr😂

[@keddchups]

Onion: Who are you? Onyo: I'm you, but better.

[@alancastillo5775]

Oño: Hold my skin...

[@mateuszabramek7015]

@@alancastillo5775 which layer?

[@Kckr]

@@mateuszabramek7015 the 69th

[@star_thingy9523]

Actually the 66642069th skin is the most freshest skin.

[@Kckr]

@@star_thingy9523 oh i didn't know that. But it sounds fresh as hell

[@bartholomewdan]

This guy: *OÑO* Me, in tears: it's beautiful

[@550arizona]

_oño_

[@docteurgryzlar6394]

Bartholomew Dan it’s actually spelled « oignon ». He’s French. Onion in French is oignon

[@bartholomewdan]

@@docteurgryzlar6394 cool beans

[@UnableMuffin58]

Are you in tears because the onion

[@bartholomewdan]

@@UnableMuffin58 Congratulations, you picked up on the joke

[@elikosim848]

Producer: why can’t you pronounce onion correctly? Chef: i donyo

[@dilsher2010]

I littrely laughed at it 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@cookie-nzl8940]

@@dilsher2010 same 😄

[@soulscream009]

Lmao this comment gonna over 1k for sure

[@RealArchitArya]

Imma leave my comment here just in case this gets famous.

[@soubhagyavijay2587]

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAA Its like 1 am rn and i am cracking hard in my bed reading this comment. M trying too hard to not even let a squeak outta my sheets. I realized i just soaked a corner of my sheets a lil bit tryna stuff it in my mouth to stop laughing

[@everydaylife2200]

my name is onion, but everybody calls me onyo

[@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn]

I thought they'd call you unfunny.

[@Epicarto]

​@@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnwtf

[@TheArcher101]

*theme music intensifies*

[@venkatramannayak6062]

On nio

[@nanonymous9139]

Anyong!

[@haggzap]

I’m not crying...someone’s just chopping oño in here

[@prashantipratapa5201]

Hehehehe lol

[@therobloxianeclipse3924]

Ok

[@therobloxianeclipse3924]

ONO ONO

[@goktekiisklightinthesky9650]

Lmao

[@beyoncebop198]

ur not funny

[@mintythekid119]

you can only do this ONYO kitchen

[@dednicat]

Underrated

[@muhammadzamzam9915]

@@dednicat no

[@shegolily]

Onyo you don't

[@joylolly4458]

999th like. Wonder who'll be 1k

[@Silversluice_01]

ooo i did it

[@MrJedabak]

“The oño is not the knife around the oño” Wisdom.

[@0-0-w3j]

MrJedabak 🤣

[@Thenamelessgod-cz9em]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noped6168]

MrJedabak 😂

[@UserName-dt3kc]

Its beautiful

[@1mariomaniac]

Speech:100

[@XAVR_]

0:21 ah he almost had it there

[@bxsicqlly]

*"Onion"* *"Onio"* *"Onnio"* *"Onyo"* *"Oño"*

[@TojiIsLiterallyMe]

Onyon

[@theleeboys7401]

Oh no

[@gunlyrics]

@@theleeboys7401 Ohñon

[@mareoio4141]

0ńo

[@hanasunn]

onyio

[@Crons_Squared]

Everyone talks about him and the oño, but no one talks about how perfectly he cuts the oño

[@Aureus282]

I mean he is a professional chef

[@gabrielcarvalho1617]

and its a video teaching how to cut perfectly a onyon

[@bigsmoke6482]

1000 likes and 3 comments only??

[@ServetS]

Onuyon

[@iwillsalt2020]

@@gabrielcarvalho1617 oño*

[@alvaroromer9549]

"An oño with a oñon" 0:07 That part touches my spirit

[@kevinjoseherreraberrios2832]

Jajajaja

[@Iiamm]

Jajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[@amandasoo6086]

Kkkkkkkkk

[@skiidward97]

Amanda Soo wait a fucking minute

[@matheusluz9372]

@@skiidward97 kkk

[@namele77l_aIth_clreadh_2]

Video title: Onion 17 million people: INTERESTING

[@Kamawan0]

I miss comments like this. Thank you.

[@Insertsmth]

April 21, 2020 Notes: - Year of the Corona - The *_OÑO_* has found me again.

[@SLMFKRZ]

In our darkest hour, the oño will deliver us from chaos

[@Aethelhadas]

- My Birthday 🥺

[@nate_river_]

Rules for life, man. You never stop going big OÑO.

[@joshuhigashikata9201]

April 24th

[@joshuhigashikata9201]

@@Aethelhadas happy happy happy happy birthday

[@ZacCarpenter]

Cuts finger while chopping Onions: Oh-nyo!

[@bloody_blade2185]

Underated Comment 😂

[@ptsdtwerktwerk]

Bruh you are genius

[@xJayhawkFANx]

Nice one!!

[@abnormaltaro3364]

Underrated af

[@purepromise14]

Omg 💀💀

[@sandvich4]

People:onyo onio oño Me: how is he not crying.

[@erito9507]

He is crying inside

[@michaelchallis4129]

He has nothing to be sad about.

[@sandvich4]

@@michaelchallis4129 do you get the joke?

[@purpleflowers8723]

Same lol

[@law2637]

Because he didn't cut the end of the oño

[@A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand]

I showed this to a French guy at work and he was confused cos "is that not how you say oneeyo?"

[@xavierdupuy5574]

Im french and even for a frebch person he prononce it so fuckibg weirdly

[@clesilver220]

Why tf you lyiiing... # More seriously, that’s not how it’s pronounced in french either

[@LordReskiy]

Apparently the person in this video is French. So it's just them or...?

[@p.f.886]

Therapist: don't worry, *oño* doesn't exist. It can't hurt you. Oño:

[@JustPeachyHun]

a g u s t d e e 귀엽다 sHOOK

[@phillychese]

Laughs in OÑO

[@arbitrarylib]

What

[@TrianglePants]

How about something original for once? This didn't even make sense! It was the guy speaking.

[@tombarr3329]

Actually, this is oignon

[@kaguyasama03]

mom : cut this onion. me : what is onion? , i just know oño my dear mama.

[@foodwar2175]

Todoroki is that you

[@kaguyasama03]

@@foodwar2175 how did u know me? r u villain? show urself

[@dustsans9859]

dyrrothy kaneki Omae wa mu shindeiru

[@kaguyasama03]

@@dustsans9859 NANIIIII

[@hazeltree7738]

Excuse me *M O T H E R* I have never heard of this onion you ate speaking of...

[@c0balt5]

Me trying to cut onions in the kitchen: My eyes: *oh ño*

[@smallfry7304]

8/10 comment

[@Hello-cy9er]

9/10 comment

[@smallfry7304]

@@Hello-cy9er 69/90

[@L_Martin]

Very good

[@air7148]

stop being underrated ffs

[@CarluMACHI]

おにょおにょ ぉおにょ！ おにょおにょおにょ おにょおにょ おぉ〜にょおにょ おぉにょおにょおにょおにょ

[@genichiroashina6372]

Konichiwa

[@JohnnySmith-mm9lc]

おにょ❤

[@Epicarto]

Thanks for the lyrics 😄

[@froggycolouring]

おにょ \(^o^)/

[@RainIndex]

yeag

[@sharonrichy777]

The content doesn’t matter. If the vid is less than a minute, I’m clicking it.

[@user-anon-3242]

Tru

[@animatorireenie8319]

This... Is accurate.

[@Frizzleman]

This is my policy

[@tanyakrotowa]

Facts

[@tia9473]

lol same

[@adarshsridhar6051]

“A real Onion makes you cry physically, but an Oño makes your heart cry as much as much as a fake quote does” -Nikola Tesla

[@juliemittel3931]

lmao

[@Cris647-tj1sv]

Absolutely genius lol xD

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

Truly a man ahead of his time 😔✌️

[@itwontcomeout5678]

I love Nikko Tezla I heard he invented the Tesla electric car and the Musk Rocket

[@mr.obvious1195]

He never said that

[@nahpets2345]

Me: I hate these strange videos in my recommendation list. KZbin: Hold my *OÑO*

[@shadowfire_08]

Nahpets Android Gameplays this needs to have a K next to # of likes, cuz this is gold

[@bybrutisimogmc7379]

U made my day

[@samantarizzi248]

😂😂😂I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@mideaidea6216]

Lmao🤣🤣

[@MaxWinterborne]

Hold oño 😂

[@Bartholo-meow]

Chanson de l'Oignon starts playing

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

this sounds like an American guy trying to sound like a French guy trying to sound like a Japanese guy saying onion

[@MorgothBauglire]

Omg its true tho

[@wqqclicc674]

onyo

[@Drauzet]

Yeah I think that's Polnareff

[@emorynguyen1583]

It’s how the French say onion. They say “oignon”

[@goldenpiss]

Bruh polnareff

[@breadbrad2271]

Category: *News and Politics*

[@litcily]

this do be controversial doe

[@thefricking5407]

I vote Oño as president

[@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571]

@@thefricking5407 nah oño sucks i like onyione better

[@Depleted-Uranium]

This is a live news report of the French elections, what did you expect

[@jenjen_oreo]

50 YEARS AGO?????

[@ForeverF1]

My teacher- what’s so funny Me- nothing My brain - OñO oño Oño

[@faresnx1728]

😂

[@cokbilmisanais3266]

@@faresnx1728 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4ixfYB3f7Wnqck

[@EECAI]

ownioun

[@KuDastardly]

When Knuckles speaks with a French accent.

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Dew you no dee weigh?

[@aadarshhanuman]

If you don’t understand what the Chef says, The Jokes’ *”ON YOU”*

[@degss87]

Lol

[@degss87]

Yeh mera dosto 😊

[@alanaflynn8878]

The joke's oño, my friend

[@07kamichamakarin]

Damn hahaha

[@psychoz6399]

Badam pshhhhhh

[@yuchien_huang]

It’s only 28 seconds passed and I forgot how to say _“Onion”_ correctly.

[@saremsan1801]

I'm french so not much change here

[@ChitraaStudios]

Your 500th like

[@user-nj7rc4op4s]

歐牛

[@papycoima]

Uh-nee-uhn (i guess)

[@NatureLead]

may be that is the correct way of saying it, stick to it, XD.....

[@Goldjade14]

“I hate this vegetable “ JP: Onion you didn’t

[@xknox7460]

I hate you 😆

[@Absol-utelyToefti]

S T O P XD

[@haimiscen2507]

Omds I had to say it aloud

[@addyarmstrong5946]

Karen

[@itsjustcami1633]

Lmao

[@NamasteBlues]

Life goes oniyo oniyo oniyo

[@kylenu8311]

"I love your French accent, say something sexy" "OÑO"

[@planktontimberhill7177]

Thats spanish (woosh?)

[@lou-pf6sj]

@@planktontimberhill7177 the ñ is a Spanish letter yes but in French onion is oignon, pronounced oño/onio

[@zigabulga9780]

@@planktontimberhill7177 The guy is french, his name is Jean-Pierre look at the end

[@hk-ex4gw]

@@zigabulga9780 HOHO you are approaching me

[@zigabulga9780]

@@hk-ex4gw ?

[@orca6110]

Can we take a moment to appreciate this six pound onion for a moment?

[@deafor_27]

*onyo

[@disposablefun]

@@deafor_27 ** *OÑO*

[@Star-xq4tp]

Own yo

[@shubhangisharma2321]

Ownyo*

[@spike4850]

ORCA what’s an onion

[@Karma_Police24]

Nobody: Chefs: *A GOOD OÑO IS A HEAVY OÑO*

[@anandig8449]

ㅇñㅇ

[@anandig8449]

iTs A SiX pOuNd ㅇNo

[@alfiegx6820]

Blossom oh no, he can’t say 𝗢𝗡̃𝗢 cuz he doesn’t have the ñ on his keyboard ☹︎

[@lifeissimple128]

*ØÑØ*

[@Suke_su-ke]

なんでオススメに上がってきたのか知らないけど、風邪引いてる時にこれを見て笑いすぎて咳が止まらなくなった

[@toyuki6367]

That’s wholesome

[@loll_o_ooo]

日本人いたっ！

[@loll_o_ooo]

@@toyuki6367(末期)

[@rasnauf]

オニョ

[@name-ni3jc]

oniou

[@humanllusion590]

Everyone: Oño wtf ? French: Ah yes, an english man who knows how to pronunce "oignon"

[@milkeyway7105]

@ yes but the point is the pronunciation was correct. Not like the only right pronunciation is french

[@antzero4609]

Oñio

[@cesruhf2605]

yeah he says onion in french but speaks in some sort of western accent

[@cesruhf2605]

@Kyubi Ultime I say it "oñon" with "on" with the nose and with an "n" at the end that's barely heard

[@cesruhf2605]

@Kyubi Ultime that's why I said it's basically non existent

[@babyimmigrant3586]

Category: News and politics *HE'S GOT MY VOTE*

[@sjegannath6295]

Onion for President, who's voting..

[@tonystank5414]

Mr. *_Onyo_* will win without a doubt.

[@cadenflynn1587]

still better than Biden...

[@rapidrevolver5024]

Mine too

[@Panzer_Runner]

He's running for President in France, from the Onion Party

[@coffeegamer360]

Plot twist - This is how onion is actually pronounced.

[@xaranixbtek5821]

in french

[@technicalmaster-mind]

@@xaranixbtek5821 thanks for the random fun fact!

[@xaranixbtek5821]

@@technicalmaster-mind pas de problème

[@Crons_Squared]

@@xaranixbtek5821 nice

[@terraenkxf5266]

I'm french and yeah that's true 😉

[@MuscarV2]

It's a crime that the title isn't "Onio".

[@silh3345]

Or oño

[@fluffsquirrel]

*BAD IDEA:* Spam oño in the comments to improve SEO!

[@somerandomguy5977]

Idiots, all of idiots. He's saying "onion" in french. It's literally written the same way and watching somebody say the same word over and over isn't funny. Would you find an english person constantly saying onion funny? Of course you wouldn't.This entire video and comment section is pathetic.

[@windar2390]

People don't know what an "onio" is, until they've seen this vid.

[@datashe]

Oh nyo! D:

[@againstballveer5316]

Did I ask for this? No. Did I watch this? Yes. Did I enjoy watching it? Yes.

[@ganeshkhanzode9772]

And what did you get from this ? Me: YES

[@redstar.s]

oño you didnt but oyés i did

[@junaidmohammad5664]

Pool's closed... *DUE TO OÑO*

[@shrimpfriedhuntling]

someones gonna do a hotel trivago meme, i know it

[@BlueM0bius]

Did I get AIDS from this? Oýes

[@ChefJeanPierre]

2021 Version Coming Soon! 😱

[@andythebehemoth9467]

👏👏

[@andythebehemoth9467]

Your a legend.

[@chrisdso19]

Hello mr. Onyo 🧅

[@iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091]

The comment of the legend

[@rayashiblie]

Onion

[@shafiqshamsuri2283]

Remember kids, "A good onio,is a heavy onio"

[@eshtiak545]

@Nicolas FET

[@keatonmiller7883]

Umm. Spelled oño.

[@seebeez]

Chonky onio are the best onio

[@parkkinglot892]

What about light onyos? Stop onyo discrimination.

[@mauriziobernaez1763]

_“This is a 6 pound Oño.”_ _-Oño cheff_

[@shruthi3179]

Nailed it😂

[@khushiiim.3306]

😂😂

[@notmeowth]

this is the tip of the oño

[@tizamusic6168]

*You know it’s going to be a good video when the title is only one word*

[@beeuwu5603]

tati.

[@pc-ls9xv]

Bee uwu omg lmao im crying

[@nae5204]

Bruh you already know!!! I was like I gotta watch this video😂😂

[@Y6637]

@@beeuwu5603 exactly what I was thinking

[@AbelleveMe]

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT when i saw this in the suggestions. 5 sec in started lmaoing

[@niranjan6638]

Onion: tears Oño: laughter

[@iamwhatiam3861]

very underrated comment XDDDD

[@henenglunkim9571]

@@iamwhatiam3861 very underrated comment XDDDD

[@asagatch]

@@henenglunkim9571 very underrated comment XDDDD

[@koolshrooms437]

tears of laughter

[@pranav8830]

@@asagatch very underrated comment XDDDD

[@stayelevated4205]

" a good onyo is a heavy onyo" - Sun Tzu -

[@jonsmiths6192]

Me: “6.1 million views? How so?” Chef: “onyo” Me: “ah yes.”

[@berfintank7446]

And still here in 2020

[@soloque6850]

oño

[@Julie-jl2kk]

it all makes sense

[@ElaraArale]

6,2 dumb

[@zencatz]

OwO

[@_.chandraboli._8433]

*“The oño is not the knife around the oño”* Me : woah 👁👄👁

[@MiddyEXP]

More like 👂👀👃👄👀👂

[@forr0_]

Kinda cringe that comment

[@picanazo420]

Dejen de usar esa cara de mierda es horrible y da cringe

[@sectioner9028]

Дулу ллыць у улуулвь ли у дуущв ъ!!!

[@Roa_ah09]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXeUZ4Gsp62nitU Donald trump mint-chocolate mukbang ASMR lol

[@IghtIguess]

KZbin: *ONION* 9.1 million people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*

[@luistarry257]

Onõ

[@erundelta4612]

ono ringo

[@wellwellwell6448]

Sounds Good

[@tacticalgamer8796]

Please my good sir Do go on!

[@Yakoii_World]

*Onion xDDDD ♥️*

[@burlyzulu]

"I’m a onion, Mason!"

[@No.1_Flaptzy_hater]

The World: *Is struggling over a pandemic* KZbin: oNyo

[@cringebox4842]

ㅇñㅇ

[@siavashhatef5623]

🤣

[@mattd475]

OÑO *

[@sharii906]

Can't nail it better

[@manonmaouithethirdjunior6535]

Here because of my recommendations but I love it😂😂

[@goofyaahman3497]

0% violence 0% noise 0% nudity ....... 100% OÑO Thank god!!!! , I found my comment , it was more than a month ago.

[@zlatarex1265]

:DD kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4jGo5mmlMmLga8

[@goofyaahman3497]

@Jin Hit Entertaement Official U need an Oscar , kid

[@helpiamstuck5439]

@Jin Hit Entertaement Official as expected from jin hit entertainment 😏

[@BabyIzumii]

Happy 1k ONO🥳

[@goofyaahman3497]

@@BabyIzumii a good OÑO is a heavy OÑO I got 1K OÑO

[@Sakuralexis]

Non French speakers : "oh my French accent is so sexy" This vid:

[@pianopanicattack]

Replying to show you how many likes you have

[@sab_a_lam]

this video is sexy what are you talking about

[@iKnowaNoah]

I have no idea what the joke here is. This video is a definition in and of itself and the term 'sexy'.

[@자시엘-l1s]

This vid: I'm about to destroy this people's entire stereotype

[@pachioni7943]

OUI OUI C'EST TRÉS BIEN OÑO!!!

[@pabloschultz5192]

Am I crying because of the onion... OR THE OÑO!

[@AbdulKarim-lu8zw]

Xd

[@mcbogom]

Pretty sure you cried of oño

[@tombarr3329]

... You would say oignon ?

[@pauldg6631]

"The oño is not the knife around the oño." - Chef Oño, 2019

[@wooby4104]

@Christopher Robinson *Chef Oño Pierre - 2017

[@karl9313]

- Chef Oño, 20ño

[@MegaChorro123]

Paul De Guzman Lmao “Chef Ono” 💀

[@maranne_]

Oño

[@Shidetsa]

SHe's JuSt A fRIenD poor marinette

[@crazycarbonara]

Plot twist: he is the only one pronouncing it correctly while we’re wrong

[@bensblues]

or he's just french

[@michaeldhand]

@@bensblues no, i think oño is superior

[@youalldoit]

@@bensblues what's bothering me is that even in french, the way he says it sounds a bit wrong.

[@rukakoaye5368]

@@youalldoit nah its french dude source I speak french

[@josh-cd2ym]

Mick yall all spelling it wrong it’s oñõ bc the o is nasalised

[@msthecommentator2863]

Jokes aside, that was a beautiful oño 🧅

[@guy9649]

Me: complains about KZbin recommendations KZbin: how about an oño? Me: why not

[@nimluikham11]

How does this not have a comment yet?

[@junehoneycrisp]

@@nimluikham11 damn why you gotta ruin it like that

[@nimluikham11]

Very true

[@cheesysups6888]

😅 that made me laugh

[@mollowgohnson7045]

Then don't use KZbin if you don't like it, piece of shit.

[@louis-lk1yp]

no one: youtube recommendations: *ya'll experience the oño*

[@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia]

Ok

[@herecomedatboi1756]

oño whats this *notices knife*

[@tlonigamer421]

@@herecomedatboi1756 did you just?

[@herecomedatboi1756]

@@tlonigamer421 yes

[@ouisel421]

Hey selena. I heard u like handsome guys?

[@M.A.A9524]

0% Sex 0% Drugs 40% Cooking Show 60% *OÑO*

[@epicblue00]

Drugs

[@epicblue00]

Now fix your statistics

[@gegewillplayed5110]

Hotel: trivago

[@poolbath8281]

more like 100% oñooo

[@subnormality5854]

are you telling me there were no drugs involved in the creation of this video

[@AmbientDreamEscapes]

I only have to touch the knife on the on-yon and I cry, he's superhuman

[@alexa-bx7bw]

*”GOOD OÑO IS A HEAVY OÑO”* -oño chef

[@nadiadanielle1317]

Im your 1k like

[@cristinainvernici72]

Shef

[@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn]

which is absolutely not true.

[@shishma949]

Me: cutting vegetables Mom: Why are you giggling Me: nothing My head: oño

[@ammachi_wid_luv8507]

Or was it namjoon cutting the oño in the wrong way

[@shishma949]

@@ammachi_wid_luv8507 probably yes😂

[@parinitabanerjeexii-a2528]

😂😂

[@c_n_p9946]

@@ammachi_wid_luv8507 I can already hear jin oppa 'rapping' beside him..😂

[@pubgboy3650]

O no

[@yiumyoumsan6997]

Oño : *exists* Onion : *_Am I a joke to you?_*

[@nxmso34]

😂

[@epicderp6167]

Bless your soul owo

[@SoroBoio]

this makes no sense and is in no way funny

[@evolxzione]

@@epicderp6167

[@sarax9178]

h People clearly have made sense of it and I find it funny.

[@DonCadenas]

Onioh Forger

[@coc__]

*Lyrics:* How do we dice an oño A oño, look at dat, uuuh It is a good oño Good oño is a heavy oño! It's a six pound oño It's also an oño with the oño is put This is the tip of the oño Of the oño The oñò it's not the knife around the oño Remove the paper skin of the oño To dice an oño... _an oño_ Cut the oño in half On the oño, an oño Then the oño, the oño with oñoN *oño* Oño right here! Soño Oño *THE OÑO* _instrumental outro_

[@Cuppersiano]

Best lyrics ever made

[@coc__]

@@Cuppersiano thank you

[@stonestone9001]

Oño 'right' here not oño 'over' here btw

[@coc__]

leoleone thank you for the correction

[@kiamiau]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LSBDKSBSMFBS

[@Katia_Managan]

You: OwO Me, an intellectual: OñO

[@user-yc3ue9sw4w]

stop

[@mihaelkYeah]

It's basically a frown with a moustache

[@aegis5021]

Pretty much a stolen comment

[@boondoggle9386]

@@aegis5021 does it matter?

[@joesizlack]

@@boondoggle9386 did you mean does? It does matter, it's called plagiarism and between you and me it's lame as fuck

[@Totally_not_tatao]

Is no one gonna talk about how humongous and gorgeous that oño looks

[@Adam-018]

It a beautiful OÑO

[@ssyub]

That’s a pretty normal sized oño in most of Europe lol

[@Adam-018]

@@ssyub yes oño

[@Totally_not_tatao]

@@ssyub beautiful OÑO

[@ejl1000]

A good oño is a heavy oño

[@DJToneRI]

That's how it's pronounced in french, oignon

[@faysus]

Onion makes me cry *O Ñ O M A K E S M E L A U G H*

[@captaincookie1286]

Lieutenant Lolz oñyoh makes me horny

[@clarencejohnson8964]

T I P O F T H E O Ñ O I N T E N S I F I E S

[@audreytales6053]

Tears of joy

[@viptorious3405]

Oignon makes me telling the truth

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

Lieutenant Lolz Same

[@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF]

What did the onion say when he saw the chef coming at him with a knife? "Oño!"

[@ndblanks]

No, on-yo!

[@chickendumpling5662]

HSGDJDJSJ

[@t0xicb1tch]

And here is the door.

[@ninennea]

😂😭

[@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422]

@@ndblanks I think "Oño" is pronounced onyo because of the curvy line above the n, but not 100% sure about that.

[@nho335]

Me before video: "onion" Half way through: "onyiohn" After video: "oño"

[@gabrielmaulen4351]

Coño xd

[@cevynotter9555]

seems legit ^^

[@gabrielmaulen4351]

@@user-ct6xk7ib7h ----------------- Jazz

[@iremiabliss]

@ lel

[@VicentLEGOgh]

When you discover the websites .Onion:

[@astrallitwick5490]

“What’s your favorite food?” “Oño”

[@ommsterlitz1805]

O-NI-ON not that hard come on

[@Fargusno7930]

Oño rings is my favorite snack

[@youreallycanthaveanythingi342]

@@ommsterlitz1805 oño

[@MarlonBitoy]

Ψ Воинomme Oño

[@BluefireSorcererOfficial]

@@ommsterlitz1805 ok let me try O-Ñ-O

[@karyaerkan5234]

This was the most meaningful 28 seconds of my life...

[@ноуноу-и3ф]

Вряд-ли этого челика зовут Ютуб, шкила

[@sagarbehera]

Oh ño!!!

[@냠냠-j5g]

Every seconds of your life was meaningful

[@Bananacookie-s3w]

Life goes onion nion nion and onion nion

[@Gelatinocyte2]

_28 Seconds Later_ What a happy sequel.

[@_CHE_KalyanMaity]

0% cringe 0%Nudity 31%Size 69%ÓÑÒ

[@skylarssy]

LMAOO

[@lidlisukka3429]

Actually the oño gets naked in the video.. ':D

[@wendigo4427]

@@lidlisukka3429 good point.

[@jonasplett172]

LMFAO nice

[@xiao7372]

@@lidlisukka3429 Yeah..

[@LadyVoldemort]

All I hear is ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG ONYONG... ANNYONG SEOO...

[@techaddict5427]

Everyone: OÑO French people: wtf is funny here

[@SafiullahMollick]

its the onyo that's funny here... lol

[@goober7535]

right? hes literally saying "oignon" the french term for onion & what "onion" originated from. fuckin dumbasses (btw im an american and even i know that...)

[@McShival]

@@goober7535 dude chill

[@kikyozoldyck7872]

@@goober7535 dude chill

[@maytasfr]

@@goober7535 bruh cHiLL

[@edlgaming8833]

Everyone: the internet is a dangerous place The internet:

[@elnikito_5546]

dumbass

[@edlgaming8833]

@@elnikito_5546 why?

[@fivecoloredbeanies]

*Oño*

[@daveyhasstuffs7720]

@@elnikito_5546 what's your problem?

[@SirDrakeFrancis]

@@elnikito_5546 you feel free to insult behind a screen ?

[@riles8435]

He's Italian, talking French, with a Spanish accent, and adding components of traditional German dialect.

[@emircanball4994]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

[@tobi_ass3278]

lol

[@supremeveggies6910]

Mr.WorldWide

[@09d3something2]

And he’s also know as Jean Pierre polnareff!

[@toddivvppyrr4823]

Welcome to Louisiana

[@geraldmerkowitz4360]

Where did he found an onion that big

[@imhulki463]

*sees a one word titled video that is less than a minute long* Me: This is gonna be good.

[@fisher2536]

Facts

[@MadeWisely]

im hulki literslly

[@conradkenneth5216]

Fuckin rights lol ! I clicked on it right away and was speaking a language other than English

[@michaelchallis4129]

Wow that’s amazing.

[@RT-rs6eb]

Me every time!

[@elliottderose5458]

Someone explain to me why I clicked on a video called “onion.”

[@wolfhawk41]

Same. It seemed so simple. I trusted the onion would bring me joy

[@John117XC]

A recommended video which is less than a minute: must be gold!

[@89sm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@89sm]

Need 2 cry

[@BijinMCMXC]

Because it’s only 29 seconds long and has over 11 million views. Gotta click on that.

[@jjkolochos3480]

*OÑO EXISTS* 6.7 million people: *interesting*

[@manahil7972]

Copied?

[@jjkolochos3480]

@@manahil7972 probably been said before idk if its been commented on this video

[@SwiftZG]

Im so tired seeing this comment

[@jozefkucera8402]

How is that even funny?

[@jjkolochos3480]

@@jozefkucera8402 oi big boy no-one asked

[@mamitazweieins7678]

thank you, this makes me feel Happy again.

[@foxkit69]

Why is literally every French person named Jean-Pierre

[@rd6401]

LMAO TRUU

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

Jean-Pierre-Francois-Etienne

[@mkseraphina]

Polnareff

[@Armor3d0ne]

How many non French Jean-Pierre's do you know?

[@foxkit69]

@@Armor3d0ne The question is why are all French people named Jean-Pierre, not why are all people named Jean-Pierre French

[@madtchap3450]

My friend: why are u laughing instead of crying when ur dicing that onion? My brain: *a GoOd oÑo iS a hEavY OñO*

[@Roa_ah09]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXeUZ4Gsp62nitU Donald trump mint-chocolate mukbang ASMR lol

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

0:04

[@noahm44]

Went to the comments simply to find the "oNiOn" format and joke.

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

free onion kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@annidromeda]

like a 6 pound oño

[@thisorthat7746]

lyrics: how do we dice an onyo big onyo looka dat WHOOOOH dis a good onyo good onyon is heavy honyon dis like a six pound onyo tis also an onyon wid de onyon is pu- dis is de TIP of de onyo of de onyo de ONYOOOO is not de knife around de onyo remOOve de pepa skiin of de onyo dice an onyo an onyo CUT DE ONYO IN HAF on de onyo anonyonyoyo den de onyo a yonyon wid onyon onyo. onyo right here onyo onyo de onyo

[@PassingWayfarer]

underrated

[@saikiranmai7313]

This comment deserves more likes..like wtf??😂😂

[@canguar9111]

This is the best comment I have ever seen in my life

[@massgaske6543]

We salute you, Sir

[@Skribbly1]

Better than my lyrics : (

[@Atlas981]

6 years later and I still don't understand why the "oño right here" comment was necessary

[@slavthiccyt9454]

Onion Oño Onio Oh No Onyo Onuo Oinuo W E N E E D G O O G L E--

[@FlasRoose]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@traptraptrap8516]

you need to calm your ass down

[@cogtroper]

Onhio is life.

[@anwiseru9064]

ånio

[@gendalfgray7889]

*ОНЁН*