The Worst Movie You Definitely Haven’t Seen

[@Squeep1]

I hope they making a streaming service of just bad films

[@xMega777x]

@Squeep1 thats just Netflix

[@leovillads1677]

Netflix doesn’t have The Room (2003)

[@guardianexo2624]

Tubi is pretty much that. Lots of low budget mockbusters.

[@maverickREAL]

"Bad" is subjective but I would love a streaming service or archive that gathers together legendary bad movies like Elf Bowling and The Room and weird mockbusters/low-effort messes such as this

[@acatwithwiskers9273]

Tubi

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

This film spends an uncomfortable amount of time having women say they hope they get sexually assaulted and also having everyone in general victim blame. Makes me quite suspicious of the director, honestly.

[@crimsonlion100]

tbh, big fact being spit right here ^

[@Sirronkcuhc1]

You're just jealous of how many towels the Towel Man has. You're probably actually onto something

[@pustota7254]

Your comment got liked 69 times.

[@mattr2238]

Yeah this was definitely written by an incel

[@crimsonlion100]

@@mattr2238 id be extremely curious to see why you think that. very odd thing to say.

[@Sirronkcuhc1]

The Sequel should be named Towel Man: Retoweliation

[@isawwhatthedoghasdone2549]

💀💀

[@fredricknoe3114]

The Toweriligy.

[@theexcaliburone5933]

…the two towels

[@ceruleanthing]

The police department print out said Portsmouth, Virginia… I used to live near there and now I’m feeling a strange and unrecognizable emotion knowing that the towel man is set there

[@NotoriousLightning]

It's pride and wonder that something so glorious could come out of that place.

[@ilyal.9061]

now are you scared?

[@rob_olmstead]

He is dead. Pixelated blood does not lie.

[@dodar.]

i was the towel man last night

[@lunazcynical]

yes mate 👊👊👊 up the blue, fuck southhampton mate 👊👊👊

[@averagehalflifeenjoyer58]

I loved the part in breaking bad when walt said to jesse, "I was the towel man last night"

[@Squeep1]

You mean that breaking bad is canon to the towelman universe?

[@LightningShade12]

Now I wanna implement the "getting smacked in the head leads to a music video" in one of my projects

[@californium-2526]

Truly an Intel Atom level movie. One of the movies ever to be made. 8:38 "Jesse, the Towel Man caught me"

[@fungo6631]

Was this a Laotian-->English automated translation?

[@californium-2526]

It's not. "This is the (most) X of all time" and "This is the (most) X to (ever) be made" represent the structure of some meme sentences.

[@linkfreeman1998]

Not even Intel Atom level. AMD QuadFX level of bad. Or Cyrix 6x86.

[@arielioffe1810]

Indeed this is one of the movies ever to be made lol

[@LezbeOswald]

you know a man wrote this movie when the women characters, reacting to the news that a man broke into a woman's house and assaulted her, say "damn wish that would happen to me tho." edit: "until this day, no one really knows who the towel man was" what do you mean they shot him he's dead, you telling me they never identified the body??

[@liliya_aseeva]

In some places there is unhealthy interest towards serial killers and other such persons. I myself know some friends which sometimes joke like that. Obv it's a joke, but the unhealthy interest is there.

[@kelseiilive6115]

Bro women say it all the time lmao

[@koderamerikaner5147]

It's not uncommon for women to have fantasies about that kinda stuff. It's been proved in scientific articles about psychology. About 62% of women iirc have fantasies about being SA'd. Though, yeah, nobody actually wants to be SA'd unless they're mentally ill beyond repair, but it is a common sexual fantasy.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Hey, some people wanna be! I know I'm one of them lol. I'm a pansexual man but I also have thoughts of being "taken advantage of" just because lots of humans have kinky thoughts and stuff. It's normal and not entirely fictional for a movie. Some people ARE like that, you know🤷🏼‍♂️

[@grancoast]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 lust has limits

[@spynix0718]

Bruh in 6th grade I used Apple's Editor Pro and a cam corder to make a better movie than this for a school project. Until the two people I paired up with literally took a crap on the film. While we only made one scene and had to copy a template, I still blew it out of the water with my amateur editing skills. Here's where it gets bad. While my entire edit of a horror movie type chase scene in a dream was made so perfectly, even down to frames, (I'm that nuch of a perfectionist) I naively believe that when my partners said that they insisted we used theirs, I caved in. Theirs was so bad that they had dinosaur sound effects in the chase scene. Where did they find those? I don't know. Either way I learned three lessons from that day. 1. If you want a job done right, do it yourself. 2. Be confident in your skills and don't let anyone tell you that your work is bad. 3. Don't write a comment on the internet at 3 AM while in bed preparing to go to bed. Why? Because it will be a rambling mess. You're welcome internet.

[@greggreg5189]

I highly doubt that If you put it online people would have still ridiculed your "Masterpiece".

[@ThePenisMan]

@@greggreg5189 your opinion is bad and you should feel bad

[@floatingnecc4842]

Neat

[@MutedAndReported3032]

This movie’s quality is worse than Smosh videos from 2006

[@lukasbrucas3027]

Absolutely amazing kino. I shat myself 20 times watching this. Truly, one of the horror movies of all time.

[@goose93]

Okay but I shat myself 21 times

[@history-jovian]

​@@goose93you shat yourself 21 times? I did it 22

[@goose93]

@@history-jovian just watched it again and I shat 23 times

[@realmanjamal]

@@goose93 i shat 24 times

[@jackblad4047]

​@@realmanjamali shat 25

[@spynix0718]

There is no way that he was able to upload the movie onto the internet even though they had way more than 8 Gigabytes.

[@clownh00ker]

For anyone curious about what Karen said: She's speaking some seriously garbled levels of patois, yet obviously isn't a native speaker. 7:46 - "Me no wan but nobody not talk di truth. Evri body dere say dey know bout di people, but no nobody know nun dat fi help yah case" Translated, this means "I do not want that, but people really, really don't want to tell the truth. Everyone there says they know about the people, but nobody knows anything that will help your case".

[@george_miller_1089]

Oh, congratulations! Your movie is just like an Edward Davis Wood Jr. movie. I must say, it takes a special talent to create something that defies all conventional standards of quality and leaves audiences questioning their very existence. Your film possesses an uncanny ability to transport viewers to a realm of bewildering dialogue, nonsensical plotlines, and amateurish production values. I give the film 6 stars out of 5, 110%, a true masterpiece.

[@corneleswinfene1327]

Not to be overly pedantic, but 6/5 would be 120%

[@madeinmicrosoftpaint]

@@corneleswinfene1327fundo de resolução

[@Skaryys]

Your Channel is really all over the place. And I love it.

[@WitherVideos]

I’m all alone, I said. No you’re not, said towel guy

[@lukasbrucas3027]

2sentence2horror 😱😱😱

[@nomadilk]

LMAOOO THE WALTER WHITE POSTER

[@lukasbrucas3027]

AAAAAHHHH 😱😱😱 Starv, please put a spooky warning next time, this was so scary I peed my pants 😱

[@Sydney-Casket-Base]

*drinks the pee* mmm :)

[@goose93]

Okay but I peed my pants twice

[@history-jovian]

​@@goose93I did it thrice

[@RichD1]

If the category was comedy, this would be 5/5

[@legion4te]

7:48 C'mon, StarvHarv, That is obviously "Me no want, but nobody not attacking choot, everybody there is a newborn people when man there. But no no no no no no a criminal prius."

[@LazyLaw-]

We did NOT make it out the hood with this one🔥🗣️❌❌

[@thecyberviber]

I need a pan man vs towel man movie now

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

Isn't one of them supernatural and the other one just a sex offender

[@thecyberviber]

@@volnartheunforgiving3952 pan man was also human

[@Sesuaki19]

​​@@volnartheunforgiving3952Nah man the towel man had Spider sense and could go throgh closed doors😂

[@z-e-t-aanimations8823]

Can't wait for the toilet paper man, the long awaited film set in 2020 America.

[@stevemc01]

“I just want ONE PACK-“ - tp man incident

[@JanJansen985]

If you been to a saloon like this the dialouge is so spot on

[@Juhg.]

You are extremely underrated

[@originalname9386]

good pfp

[@mistah_wyatt87104]

Yoooo based pfp

[@BaguettesAndCroissants]

absolutely love this movie idk why people hate it. i can tell the writer, director, producer, filmer, composer and editor put a lot of effort into this. i cant wait for The Bedsheet Woman

[@wallynovk]

yeah i was an actor in this movie believe me

[@Binglesquirk]

i believe you

[@superwatcher456]

I don’t know what to believe

[@3fishinatrenchcoat]

who did u play

[@jeremyruiz4741]

11:02 got me good it never gets old

[@pekinoantis4405]

Bro i am so happy to have found your channel am literally laughing my ass of watching your videos

[@Shoebil]

16:15 love the recreation of the scene 😭 your editing is top notch!

[@Bunny_Bill]

8:38 nahh they pulled the Walter White💀💀💀

[@stevemc01]

I didn’t even know he screamed like that…

[@officialneverfar]

this video is a treasure

[@liliya_aseeva]

it looks like those funny ugandan films :D

[@NerderDame]

Why did they think "towel man" would be a good name for a "villain"

[@Cool_bloke_96]

5:59 There goes the movie's budget...

[@3fishinatrenchcoat]

nicky's transition made no sense to me, and i dont mean to sound transphobic, i am trans. i just think that in terms of the character & the progression?? she randomly follows someone home and just acts 'normal' and then she come in the salon next day acting all stereotypically flamboyant?? idk, but i liked her makeup lmao

[@GoofyGoober-db1jl]

I'm trans too and I agree wholeheartedly. She's written like a stereotypical gay man and it's dumb, I don't know any trans women who act like that

[@toomanyinterests]

That is a really long water bottle

[@yourdestinationisontheright]

i was the towel man last night too

[@cowboyemojifr]

maybe the real towel man last night was the friends we made along the way

[@obeseing]

what if I was actually the towel man

[@James-2248]

The towel man come’th in the night

[@khaosctrlb47]

I make the towels the towel man uses to kill. I suppose you can call me the towel producer

[@fonesrphunny7242]

Reminds me of all these "musicians", who think they know everything because they can technically use a DAW. Then they fail in almost every technical aspect.

[@maverickREAL]

Tony Brown is definitely a rapist, right? I mean, you can tell from the women all saying they wish they'd be assaulted, right? Like. This goes beyond reasonable doubt.

[@egomsimp5659]

i keep thinking hes saying the taliban

[@benasgale7723]

Don't rip on the detectives response time, he has 999 ping!

[@Meteora.FromZero]

I have to respect this mans dedication to filmography. It's terrible, but clearly has some passion

[@blackqweenmars]

👺👹 let me tell you the story of the towel man 👹👺

[@Cinn4947]

Walter is now the Towel Man

[@SpinSurgery]

At certain points it looks like a episode of Chappell Show… 4:30 and I was thinking I was too harsh and then she told my dude to wash his ass 🤦‍♂️

[@cascabels]

RIP King Crab :-(

[@fungo6631]

0:30 Ugandans made a better movie with 10x lower budget.

[@pencilcase8068]

You're talking about wakaliwood, is the movie you're talking about "Who Killed Captain Alex" which had a budget of 50 us dollars?

[@fungo6631]

@@pencilcase8068 Yeah. Though the budget was 500 US dollars.

[@pencilcase8068]

@@fungo6631 wait it was 500 us dollars? Still they created magic with that money, one of the best movies I ever watched. I wasn't enjoying it ironically like I do Steven Seagal movies, it's genuinely good. I should probably watch it again

[@EazymoneyBicch]

And Netflix allowed this to be on their platform?? WTF

[@skash3yy]

The Towel Man exists in the Breaking Bad Universe canonically.

[@Seratonin_Hunter]

he jus wanted his minecraft supplies 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@LoafyNeverClear]

This is basically just a really long 2012 Prank Video

[@-.-.__..]

StarvHarv never fails to spread our cheeks😁

[@-tylerrodgers-]

Ayo

[@Yoldasi]

I can sympathize with that guy though. I made my first movie (Pandora Palace) in 2019 (Not first I was in, or the first show.) I could direct and act, I just couldn't write or compose. People compare PP's OST with armpit noises and wet trombones made of pretzel dust.

[@Firestar-TV]

23:54 Dave, the Satyriac from All Tomorrows🙃 That Thing doesn't look at all like a Dinosaur

[@bruvreallymate4365]

considering around 600k people are reported missing per year, im not sure how the number of children reported would be higher

[@unownyoutuber9049]

Not accounting for the mimics.

[@stewtom14]

He got the "why wont you accept my friend request" kind of voice

[@zheleznodoskyy]

It's simply Brechtian

[@pustota7254]

Towel Man lore

[@aarushshorts635]

I will explain this 1. It start with a girl texting in Times New Roman then the girls mom stares at a book in bed at 12 frames per second. 2. Someone lurks outside the house. Is someone the towel man. The towel man has his face covered in a towel,that is the towel man face and body. 3. The mom decides to take a bath I guess than the towel man do his creepy business outside than THE TOWEL MAN DECIDES TO BREAK INTO THE HOUSE just to get the towel . 10 likes and I do part 2.

[@LordAlgumaCoisa]

minecraft supplies

[@gayforbrae5693]

Wtf do you mean no one knows who the towel man is to this day my guy they shot him like dead bro just like take the towel off the corpse lol it’s not hard

[@Devyn89]

Towel man 2 even dryer 😂

[@the6597]

11:21 Bonk!

[@HECKproductions]

the towel man will to to towels what jaws did to the ocean

[@Guchu1234]

Why did my heart sink and my body freak tf out when you showed the clip of homelander

[@82dorrin]

He knows where his towel is.

[@cpt_nordbart]

Damp Towelman or his mild mannered alter Ego of Dan Towelman and his nemesis Dry Ragamuffin?

[@Sam1yd]

it was worth the wait 🙏

[@The_realsilvia]

I hope you do more bad movie reviews your format is 👌👌👌

[@someonei]

13:51 the towel man gets freaky at night

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

I have that headset, it’s the “kotion each”. Probably the 2000 - 4000 model. 7000 has black plastic instead of metal in the extension, which is what I have

[@heavencanceller1863]

If you liked this movie, you should see 8 ball clown

[@sauliusvitkauskas8741]

2:44 "comeovahebabegerl"

[@agdgdgwngo]

@5:37 Riley Shorts sounds like a Bob Mortimer name 😂

[@DinosaurMan-zf5pw]

It's a good message but bad execution because the messages don't fit.

[@DinosaurMan-zf5pw]

Like make a movie of a kidnapper to get across the message of many kids going missing yearly.

[@mattynek2]

Yeah if it was filmed of an iphone no one would give a damn lmao

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Fr

[@fixmynamepleaseyoutube]

They don't have any difference expect that you cant delete important files and absolutely destroy your phone if you are using iphone.

[@jrmckim]

Made it 2:10 and I'm already frightened... its a scary world when women are hoping to get sa...

[@Talos827]

Waay more boring than Turkish Star Wars

[@joeybob4077]

WTF is this movie

[@samuelfantastic8140]

school proyects be like:

[@dancoroian1]

I thought the opening line was "let me tell you about the Taliban" 😐

[@BoringBrandi]

You know it could be worse, i have to give them props for being willing to participate in this "passion project?"

[@unoriginalperson72]

Towel man in smash when

[@twinboo529]

8:36 💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheanimationWorkstation]

now i understand the tweet

[@elin_]

Nothing beats the Neil Breen movies tho

[@Devyn89]

Establishing shots and rape culture the movie 😅

[@Eichro]

Now I need a video on Who Killed Captain Alex

[@77refined]

You are a true hero of people ! To sacrifice your time and sanity just to protect us all !! HE would be proud!

[@SHRUGGiExyz]

Harv you clearly dont understand that the lack of tripods was a choice by the filmmaker to emphasize that The Towel Man is part of the breaking bad cinematic universe

[@lenadams854]

Maybe try the corpse party movie? and the book of shadows movie?

[@purplesamurai5205]

Yo! I ate at that Kign Crab restaurant. It's actually pretty decent.

[@QDetective]

$5000 of budget?? bro i could make this using 0

[@talldorf6445]

When I heard you describe the movie I thought you said "Serial Atheist" instead of " Rapist." So a guy who just trys to convince people God doesn't exist and will not stop harassing them until they do. Which would be a funny movie if done properly.

[@fixmynamepleaseyoutube]

Yes

[@KomajuDraws]

also im pretty sure the guy who made this movie owns the salon as well

[@flickcentergaming680]

We need to get IHE on this

[@fredricknoe3114]

Where do learn to make these movies? The Adolf Hitler Institute Of Fine Art? For real though love your amazing editing.

[@ballpython1753]

ngl this movie kinda fire

[@muradsela]

ON GOD BRO 😭 story’s mad uncomfortable but besides the towel man the movie was actually funny af

[@jrmckim]

Almost 50k!!