Only 5 Seconds To Be Funny!

If you only had 5 seconds to be funny could you do it? Try your hand with us today! Much love y'all!
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[@butchering_potential]

THE SCREAM AT THE END OF WARPATH!

[@ChronicBreakdown]

lol that scream is so sick tho

[@UncleRJ]

The way Austin just _losing it_ with the whole Warpath thing is just so fukim funny.

[@BlizzardDaPup777]

"I swear it's bigger in the dark"

[@laceratedlullaby]

Jared: "name 3 experiences that are better when you are drunk" Austin: "driving" i can't breathe

[@yourfavoritetrex]

Literally ran to the comments to say the same thing 🤣🤣

[@pilummurialis6490]

"We're taking a trip on a magic rocket ship, Epsteins Island" that almost killed me!!!

[@kristallfagel.73]

LITTLE EINSTEINS????😭

[@thomasmatijas2775]

"Epstein's Island" XD DEAD

[@johnnysacredofficial]

😂😂😂

[@jonahc2807]

"Every two rocks I get a free rental"

[@DreginyReacts]

"Name 3 shows that need more sex." Austin: "Little Einsteins" Bro 😂😂😂

[@rebekahcarter8120]

Peppa Pig, Sesame Street, & Little Einsteins... Austin is a national treasure.

[@jleighwolfe]

Austin is just funny all the time and jared is just funny when he says something dumb. I love them both

[@DeezRotter]

I'm stealing "I have a grocery to do." It's gonna be a part of my vocabulary now.

[@danieltorres7519]

10:08 best part 🤣🤣🤣

[@DasChainsaw]

The cadence and uncertainty of "I have a grocery to do" was way funnier than it needed to be 😂

[@The_Atheist_Carpenter5625]

"Were going on a trip in our big ol rocket ship, epsteins island" Holy shlt austin😂😂😂😂

[@TeKett]

If there is a "workout" there has to also be a "workin"

[@mustvebeenthewind3477]

"Name.three reasons to call in sick" Tony: You're sick, your dog died, you lost your homework, your mom's in town, you have a band thing.

[@johnnyboi28jracing]

8:21:BANANA…HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHA -Austin 2024

[@vellikaari3008]

I could swear that little ball twister/dropper thing is closer to 3.5 seconds than five, but I'm most definitely tripping balls

[@mourns_]

Austin is so funny 😂

[@jakeaust8771]

Austin and Jared are just a multiverse metal version of max and Chad from cold ones lol

[@xpndblhero5170]

The silent scream is my favorite thing ever.... I do that sometimes and just LMAO. 😂

[@jeremyashenbrenner8039]

NOT LITTLE EINSTEINS! 😭😭😭😭💀

[@VIDireWolfIV]

crazy that my mind went to Danny Worsnop for "people who OD'd"

[@Harryjakeson]

This one was incredible guys! I laughed so hard through the whole thing 😂

[@it2050]

IS THIS REALLY THE 500TH VIDEO 🙌 GOING AS GOOD AS EVER. KEEP IT UP

[@roninspidey5771]

The answer to all of these could've been A Bugs Life

[@CyberChrist]

Cards Against Humanity? And put a light behind the timer to make it more readable, perhaps?

[@8ballbowler]

I vote for you to do an entire episode imitating Chris Barnes’s vocals 😂

[@brandynkilpatrick]

that intro absolutely killed me hahahahahh

[@uncle_thulhu]

I was like "Sh*t, has my computer locked up again? What the eff is that noise?"😂 . Absinthe is Jaeger's big, angry foster mother. Who is also a f*cking bear..🥴 . Does Slip 'n' Slide count as a game? If not, Twister, Poker, and for the particularly kinky, Mousetrap.😂 . A harder one would be "Name 3 people Kanye *hasn't* ticked off."

[@jacobtridef48]

austin is too funny LOL

[@zaimusic_150]

What the hell banana game was Jared talking about? I’m still trying to figure it out 😂

[@vetleallum2965]

3 reasons to have a drink: Work sucks. Life sucks. GF wont suck.

[@Moshpitdrums]

DickeyDines!!!!

[@DarkestofTimes]

Little Epstein killed me

[@netdeckedmtga6077]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@kotycassidy6955]

Love the channel

[@rhdrbob]

You guys still doing the podcast?

[@HydratedMonotheism]

Based

[@auroramalloy_4]

😂😂😂

[@katvoodoo5520]

😂😂😂🤘

[@Tonjit41]

Austin:

[@turnleftaticeland]

i wanna know what the ones you don’t read say lol

[@Dickey7861]

Usually lame stuff like name three politicians or name three types of drinks, usually stuff that seems like no matter the answer it wouldn’t really be a funny setup.

[@turnleftaticeland]

@@Dickey7861 ayy thanks dickey

[@PsychoticFemboySlvt]

We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship zooming to Epstein's island💀😹🤣 Fuck me my chest hurts🖤

[@bensbikex510]

I said megan fox too. Wtf!?

[@nickshepley2566]

I’m reeling

[@gagekale]

You guys need to be playing Cards Against Humanity, that game is fun and even funnier. I have two sets if you want them, I have nobody to play with. I have the original and the absurd box, Amazon also has the nasty bundle. lol

[@TheGodSpamer]

Like if arf arf

[@stealthwolf2011]

Half of the video trying to pick a new card because the other one wasn't funny

[@VinnyChezni]

"Buy 2 rocks get a free rental"