The Biggest Red Flags In Relationships!

[@jrivas2638]

Please don't ever stop the DickeyDines Show. It literally cures my anxiety and depression. Kind of a joke but kind of not.

[@albertjohndevera1558]

Aris subs smh

[@albertjohndevera1558]

@New Kid there’s at least 2 stoners watching dickeydines lmao

[@98Pricken]

I feel the same too. I love these guys and their content are too funny and important.

[@losertown333]

i double that 😔

[@xFATBOYDSIx]

Likewise

[@rachelzk]

I’m the commenter with the “emotionally unavailable” ex. Just here to let y’all know he was exactly how Jared described him, leather jacket and cigarette and everything lmao

[@rachelzk]

Also, missing the STP set was part of a bigger pattern. He was perpetually late (I’m not talking by like 20 minutes, I’m talking hours late). That was just one particular situation that really upset me lmao

[@spacemanandy2]

@@rachelzk The "emotionally unavailable" thing sounds like he was on a power trip to me

[@hugog2760]

I'm truly sorry for you missing the STP set, have you at least been able to go to any good gigs since?

[@tastybaconsensation]

One time at band practice I made what I call a "mustard blunt". Its a slice of Oscar Meyer bologna rolled up full of mustard. Just saying the phrase "mustard blunt" around my drummer activates his PTSD

[@gothcow1]

Some of mine for past relationships: One girl would not ask me any questions about anything and would only go on a date with me if it was a 1 am date at a Denny's. Another was a flat earther who ironically wanted to work for NASA.

[@dylanlikesoaa5673]

just wanted to say i love your profile pic man :)

[@gothcow1]

@Golden Junkie damn i missed out on quite possibly the best first date then

[@gothcow1]

@@dylanlikesoaa5673 thanks:)

[@nickritcher4583]

Sunbatherrrr

[@dylanzrim3635]

Biggest red flag. “I’m on the pill” (Takes pill at completely different time each day)

[@AH-vt6hq]

Bro so accurate lol

[@thevanessarosette]

Ok😂 me. But I’m still a virgin without a boyfriend, so it’s okay for now.

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

I like to think Jared’s shampoo bottle still exists somewhere in the world.

[@codesent2125]

It probably made little shampoo bottles

[@nils-ph3zs]

Probably in the ocean

[@gsuttles5800]

Sal

[@Synikoss]

@@codesent2125 The ones you get in hotel rooms

[@phantomechelon3628]

Would you consider that to be a red flag?

[@DemonMuramasa]

You read my wife’s comment (Lilith Castro) and made her day by what you said to her for advice. Just wanted to say it was awesome for her since she’s such a huge fan! Much love!

[@andrewpappas9311]

It really sucks she had to deal with that, like that’s super fucked up that she couldn’t even have a phone to communicate with other people…

[@borbleborb4586]

_N E W C H A L L E N G E R !_

[@willcrowley2322]

THEYRE BACK

[@illcuin40]

Missed you bois

[@daandehaas3848]

Austin should do all the KZbin sponsorships

[@omnicide3251]

If he did, i would prob only watch ads on youtube😂😂

[@chefbanjo8139]

My ex asked me out of nowhere what some of my favorite baby boy names were. We’d only been dating a few months by that point, and we certainly weren’t ready for that, or at least I wasn’t. That was the first indication that she wanted to move waaaaay faster than I did. I still remember, I was eating soup at the time, and did a cartoonish mid-bite freeze before asking in a cracked, meek voice, “Why do you ask?”

[@sidthejovian5105]

Oh shit...only a few months, I'd just say it with a straight face, " I'm not ready for this yet..."

[@garmen-]

I’d just run away, right then and there, mid-bite.

[@johngetbent]

@@garmen- The spoon would stay in mid-air and a cloud of dust would rise. (Cue squeaky shoe running away sound effect)

[@Thumpster59166]

You got lucky. She was about to "forget" her birth control.

[@chefbanjo8139]

@@Thumpster59166 Putting it in as simple terms as possible, that wasn’t our relationship. I think she wanted to get married right then, but I wasn’t ready for that.

[@mattsugrim7132]

Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Jared has gone full Daddy Dines and Austin looks like Jared's posh grizzly bear friend? No joke, thanks for coming back guys.

[@thevanessarosette]

Omg😂. Love that.

[@colleengraham5073]

Of course Jared, the guy that says hashtæg, doesn't see eye-talian as a red flag.

[@Pepper_Jvck]

Also æggs

[@ivanivanovic5857]

æ is pronounced like the "ee" in feed or pee.

[@TheCrimsonIdol987]

My wife says, "melk" instead of "milk."

[@ChanceOfOne344254]

He's from Washington I'm pretty sure a lot of people talk like that

[@garmen-]

Austin is embracing the true eighth-grade history teacher within, and I encourage it with the power of a thousand burning suns.

[@davogeorge4525]

If he were, sabaton would be playing in the background

[@mattsugrim7132]

Nah more like Worthless from Heroes to Legends.

[@kidder83]

Austin lookin at Jared during his cloth-on-teeth tangent like “I’ve known you so long and... this is a thing?? o.o ... Okay :3”

[@GlazzHalfFool]

Austin: talks about serious subject of devastating abuse also Austin : airplanes won't leave me alone!!!!!? I'm dead........... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤤

[@Nathan-Howard]

Jared dines "more than 5 to 10 guitars your a gluten" also jared "heres a video of my 30 guitar collection"

[@XOChristianaNicole]

I was sooo confused, for a moment. I couldn’t figure out what the fuck gluten had to do with guitars, and what Jared would have meant. Then I realized - GLUTTON. You meant “glutton.” Lol, I’m autistic. I take things literally. Though, I can totally get why the spelling of the latter word, would be confused for the former.

[@snailman4395]

"People on drugs do....things" -Jared Dines, 2021

[@aleksanderespenschied2220]

Remember the guy that got "enough mustard to kill a man"

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

That was probably just the origin story of the mustard loving guy

[@SchecterIsKING]

​@@hannahkozlovic1715💀

[@Willow-wv6cv]

That dry cotton thing also disturbs me! I'm glad I'm not alone in this - it really is like nails on a chalk board

[@geilepanter]

This reminds me of my previous relationship, my ex would tell me about how other guys would make (physical) advances towards her, but she would never say anything about it or stop them because she didnt want to make it "awkward". Everytime I said something about how i didn't like that she said I should just get over it. However, a girl friend of mine for many years had a rough situation at that time, and when i went to her to talk and make her feel better, without physical contact, she would get mad and say that I shouldn't do that or just get in a relationship with her.

[@sean_mccadden]

“5-10 is an acceptable amount of guitars, anymore than that you’re a glutton” Coming from someone that probably has like 20-30 😂

[@KoRoK4N]

Think he's referring to the people that actually spend their hard earned money on new guitars for no actual reason . He's not putting himself into that category probably because he gets guitars sent to him for free just to endorse them and even if he were to spend his own money, probably has plenty of it by now. Being a music centered youtuber and having 100's of guitars shouldn't be comparable to an average joe

[@sean_mccadden]

@@KoRoK4N I know I’m judging him at all, I could only dream to have a room full of guitars. I just find it funny when taken out context.

[@martianxmartin9959]

From my experience, its anything related to poor communication. The biggest one is when she expects you to read her mind instead of being straightforward about her feelings.

[@zenon459]

Oh my god i hate that. Not really coming from a relationship perspective, but i was in a group of friends, and they'd all been traumatized in some way, and they'd always expect others to read their minds because they were too scared or something like that, now look, i get it, they went through some bad shit, but they'd use it to get back at each other or for their own gain, it was horrible. There's one in particular, he's extremely manipulative, he's even turned some of them into carbon copies of himself. Not really too sad that i left them, all except for one, but they decided to stay in that group and ghost me. I did things that were wrong, but there was no reason to be treated lesser and insulted just because i was the only mentally stable one in the group. Childish dicks they were

[@themusp]

I'm always skeptical when someone says that their ex was abusive and possessive. My ex cheated on me and then told everyone I was abusive and controlling when all I did was plead with her to stop cheating on me. I get that there are abusive people out there, but it needs to be investigated. I almost went to jail and lost a couple jobs because of the lies she told.

[@jandvproductions5890]

THE BOIS ARE BACK IN TOWN BABYYYYYYYYYY Edit: please allow me to add that I missed this video format and you guys :)

[@blaizeroyer8618]

Austin: "The reds were her actual blood" Jared: "Oh." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@loganstrong5426]

Not a relationship, but a girl I had a crush on. She'd always text me when she was fighting with her boyfriend (huge red flag in itself) and be super flirty. I only really figured it out when we were talking about costumes, and I mentioned some stuff that I found hot, and she just goes "oh like this?" And sends a pic. The whole time, she basically just used me to get back at her boyfriend. Similarly, another girl I had a crush on managed to convince me to do her math homework for her...

[@sidthejovian5105]

This is why, being cautious about the whole relationship thing is really necessary, sometimes when you got stacks or something, you'd be used as a material to that people and it sucks buttcheeks

[@ElectroNinjaHD]

the shampoo bottle joke is like 5 years old and I still love it

[@rorydonaldson2794]

I'm totally with Jared. The idea of biting on a dry towel or cloth makes me cringe so bad.

[@marmarballz]

Him talking about it made me so uncomfortable I completely stopped listening to what they were talking about for a good minute because ahhhhhh my teeth

[@shmorange]

i didn’t realize that was something that genuinely made people uncomfortable

[@meitho7130]

My ADHD triggered sometimes biting on my Shirt, and I can confirm it tastes bad and feels disgusting

[@andrewpappas9311]

I once dated this girl during my first year of college that hated the fact that I played in a band with one of my female friends, who was our singer, and accused me of cheating with said friend (who just so happened to be a lesbian), and when I confronted her about it she kept getting mad about it even though there was nothing going on between my friend and I aside from just a shared love of music (we also hung out together a lot because we also wrote songs together for our band) My ex also never wanted to go to any of my gigs because she didn’t like the kind of music we played (we were primarily a combination of alternative, punk and heavy metal since that’s the kind of music we all liked) but the times she did she’d always complain about how loud we were and that we should play more songs she liked (which was a lot of Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift, but we did do some rock covers of a few of Taylor’s songs and those usually went down pretty well), but I still loved the band and kinda shrugged off what she was saying Anyways, the real dealbreaker came when I got stopped by my ex who was still pissed that I was still playing in a band with my other friend and that if I wanted to keep dating her I should either leave the band that I helped form or end things with my female friend that I had known since we were both kids. Nowadays I still hang out with my friend whenever we both find the time and get together to jam, still have no idea what happened with my ex though tbh

[@adiansvlogs5240]

you've been missed

[@cjmcdonald4304]

I made up a band named Polyphinic Bullcrap, and she claimed she was a big fan, i went along with the joke. I photoshopped a band photo, tickets, a spotify profile, and multiple album covers.

[@guerrillaradio9953]

"....did she have good Yu-Gi-Oh cards, though?" lost my shit.

[@mdebyangel]

Both of you guys look like 2 dads that are super chill. Like the dad you can consider your best friend. Something I've never had

[@XDiCap]

Here’s a red flag from my experience. She had 2 miscarriages, we were 16 and she dropped this on me, during our 2nd date

[@spryzenedits9262]

That’s not just a red flag, that’s an exit stage left for you pal 😂

[@andrewpappas9311]

Holy fuck

[@virg_lew03]

Similar experience here. I was 17 and a virgin. She was 16 and had had a miscarriage before getting with me and didn’t tell me until about 4 months in. She never told the guy that she got pregnant and she hid it for months from everybody. Early on in our relationship she tried to pressure me into unprotected sex and would complain when I said no. After she dumped me she had gone through another boyfriend and then got engaged to a different guy within that same year.

[@belalima9908]

#mustardhead

[@Thumpster59166]

Mustard Man video from CKY instantly popped in my head. WOO WOO

[@scirarocco]

Love it. has Austin secretly auditioned for Okilly Dokilly?

[@MotivGuy94]

My red flag was when i was dating a girl and she would test me by putting me in tricky situations i had to talk my way out of, and if i don't answer correctly she would go off on me. Like before we were official, she flirted hard with me and was even hinting towards sex, so i made a move and she got mad, so i backed off and she got mad for me backing off, and she would do mock break ups just to see how i would react. She was also hyper high maintenance, she would make me text her all fucking day long, and got mad when i talked about shit i liked. Not to sound racist... but she was also black and she was alot like the stereotypical high maintenance black girl.

[@willvicini7941]

Rest in peace my sir.

[@bacongl]

5-10 guitars, and then all the basses, banjos, violins, cellos, uprights, acoustics, drumsets, hand drums, ect.

[@Ruthann0351]

Haven't gotten to watch the whole thing but already happy to see an extended length video. Both of you guys are on point. Jared seems SO much happier in this one than others. Legit engaged and present. Feels like he us actually happy to be making is one. Nice to see the flip of Jared being the one to be all chatty and making the majority of comments. Keep up the great work, you guys are only getting better. ❤💕❤

[@B4RGU3ST]

These ad reads are one of the few that I don't skip through since they're actually funny. This show is just great in general haha

[@zerodonorose2132]

holy shit jarred ur the first person to acknowledge that ive explained it like gently biting down on some yarn then pulling it slowly. its so rough for me i dont mind nails on a chalk board at all but i use that to explain the feeling bc most ppl can relate to that

[@sidthejovian5105]

Ah! Especially when you bite into cloth and then you hear that 'squeak' and you feel that tingle in your tooth (I don't know, maybe it's just some sensitive teeth thing)

[@joshuadavid2905]

By Jared’s mannerisms, I’m gonna guess he had a bad experience with a “possessed” girlfriend. Poor poor guy lmfao @25:30

[@evilemuempire9550]

He did look like he had a ‘Nam flashback

[@dsheepmannsp6958]

The 6 ft 10 Victorian mustard eating ghost had me dying

[@stephentimmer6806]

Can I get a.... HOOYYYYY EEEEAAHHH

[@illcuin40]

HOOYYYYY EAHHHHHAHAAH !!!

[@kyletaylor7591]

HOOYYYYY EEEEAAHHH

[@zhongxina8426]

HOOOOYYYYYEEEEEAAAHHH

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

HOOOOOOOY EEEYAAAAAHHHHHH

[@cameronj6161]

HOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@honeyandlavender_]

One of my (former) friends’ dad also had another family while married to my friend’s mom. For years he took “business trips”, but he actually spent time with the other family. He passed away when my friend was in high school and that’s when both him and his mom found out about the other family that he had. His mom and the other women met for the first time during his funeral. None of them knew of each other’s existence. Meanwhile, my friend developed, since childhood, bad sexual habits that he saw in his dad. It’s like he can’t control himself nor is he careful when he’s horny. He also flirts and doesn’t care about cheating. Almost 5 years later and he still wants to fuck my best friend (they never did) and has a girlfriend.

[@genderqueergorehound]

I feel like the break in uploads invigorated you guys, you seem way more energetic and like you're enjoying it. Good to have y'all back!

[@Trist0501]

I honestly believe in Ouija boards 100% because of me and a friend basically becoming addicted for like all of fall 2019. I'm really not sure what I believe in spiritually because of the whole experience, and I swear on my life that neither of us were moving the planchette. The place we were using the board was a family property of his with a dark history and what we experienced went beyond the board. I've been trying to tell myself that those things were all coincidences, but I truly don't think they were

[@christiansgaard8138]

"You can'r get pregnant at night because the semen is asleep"

[@jeffe236]

Jared-“5-10 guitars is perfectly a suitable number, anymore than that you’re a gluten”....goes to look at Jared’s video of all his guitars 🤣

[@PHURHXD]

Introducing, by Apple: The iTalian

[@reidamrhein69420]

My ex was in a cult. They made all the girls wear skirts and wearing pants was seen as a sin, didn't tell me until about 3 months in either, the sketchy part was that she was the only one in her family who actually supported it. And their grandparents (the leaders) were abusive towards them and nobody cared (I'm friends with her cousin who luckily got out)

[@sntreulfravn2321]

What else did the cult entail? Cuz the skirts/pants thing just sounds like a catholic school XD

[@aidenleepper4867]

Jared looks like he’s in Weezer

[@zenon459]

Jarivers Cuoimes

[@vermilionmusic8890]

This be my first time being this early lmao

[@TOOOTHPASTEMAN]

Threw up from a sugar overload. Not sleeping tonight. Might as well get some laughs.

[@Piitaa_Pain]

About the Paul Hermann comment. In danish we have a saying: "tyv tror hver mand stæler" .. roughly translated: "a thief suspects everyone of stealing"

[@psychosin730]

Austin’s “mustache” gives me nightmares Lmao

[@erikestrada5529]

Jared seems way more clear! Like he's more involved than before! It's awesome! Good for you Jared!

[@kzeriar25]

what's that last song Austin mentioned? "God is good don't kill your babies" I'm very intrigued...

[@ElectroNinjaHD]

I think he was thinking of break the cycle by for today but he couldn't remember. pretty much sums that band up tho

[@chin70]

There was a Kiss comic book that had blood from all the members of Kiss mixed into the ink

[@paramourcat]

I had a gf who amongst other things was a diagnosed schizophrenic, and believed all kinds of things. She would have "visions" of the future that were often vague enough to eventually seem accurate, or at times she would just make them happen. She told me once that she was going to be in a car accident at a specific spot driving home from campus so I tried to suggest she just avoid the situation, different route or different time or whatever, but she believed so strongly that whatever she saw was fate that she just went and had a car accident. Was so weird. There was also some personality stuff going on, where she would kind of "pass out" and an "angel" would talk to me through her body about how like cosmically significant our relationship was, and our supposed future kids would be. There was another personality that hated me, because I could tell the difference in body language, and it seemed to want to pass off as the regular girl while actively sabotaging all of her personal relationships with friends and family. It was like it would take over without warning and just try to ruin her life in some bid to like become the dominant force. Wild stuff. I could go on and on. Still, I tried to put up with a lot of it. I kinda felt like I was a person who could deal with it. Also her family were totally abusive control freaks who hated me, so that was fun. I could totally see how they'd screwed her up. Didn't really care for me trying to point out how miserable they were making their adult children.

[@jessebohmer8979]

True love is when you trust each other and are confident in the relationship, you truly love each other and you never have arguments that can escalate to pure aggression (arguments are normal). So you pretty much don't have a toxic relationship

[@euginchristo4396]

Thank you Austin and Jared for this video! I have a big exam in March. I was stressed out and needed something to calm down. This show always cracks me up. Thank you guys for this!

[@sidthejovian5105]

Good luck on ya exam, I'm having mine on April 😶

[@euginchristo4396]

@@sidthejovian5105 Thanks man! Best of Luck to you too!

[@zenon459]

How'd your exam go?

[@euginchristo4396]

@@zenon459 I did really well in the exams. Thanks for asking man!

[@zenon459]

@@euginchristo4396 no problem, i was curious

[@HoracioAmiritoDiaz]

Facts about to up to 10 guitars. I got my 2 mains and their back-ups and about 6 other guitars that are wildly different from each other for experimenting.

[@SumnerMultimedia]

I like to think that Mustard Man is this all powerful superhero that all criminals and villains lose to, purely because he is deeply unpleasant to look at, like his only power is to spit up enormous quantities of Yellow American Mustard. I can picture some burglars just watching, horrified while Mustard Man stands a few feet away just throwing up Mustard, like, "JESUS CHRIST OKAY. WE'LL PUT IT ALL BACK, JUST STOP VOMITING MUSTARD"

[@DjErrour]

mustard man whipped me with his mustard chain

[@domnatali199]

One of my exes said that since I’m an atheist, I was prohibited from celebrating Christmas. Like she made sure I had nothing Christmas related in my life when her and I were together. I had to secretly celebrate Christmas with my family. Not a fun year.

[@A-man1998]

That just fucking sucks. I would have told her to go shove coal up her stocking. No one should be prohibited from celebrating any holiday.

[@clarissajones9771]

I hope she knows Christmas was originally pagan.

[@onepercentwill2073]

Y’all’s uploads are always perfect bros

[@Sh4dowSound]

maaaaaan we still try and spook each other at the campfire and stuff haha. it's fun

[@berret2589]

At 8:34, the way Austin yells at the plan, makes him look like a young Stacy Keach/get out of my yard old man lol

[@yoankuzmanov2195]

Austin is every time crazy

[@the.ghost.behind.u]

Im too high for this. During the ad read where austin did the Chills voice n head cropped in the edit i laughed way too fuckin hard. Its 6am n i just woke up the entire house laughin in tears

[@RanterInShades]

I never dated her, but there was a girl I was really into in high school. A big thing that I always think about whenever I reflect on this period of my life that was in retrospect the biggest red flag, was that she would intentionally act different in school than she did when I hung out with her elsewhere. She was more outspoken and talkative outside of school, especially about metal. I didn't even know she was into metal until she casually mentioned it to me out of the blue. And it always confused me why she hid that from everyone at school, and instead portrayed herself as the quiet theater girl who keeps to herself.

[@thepurpleplayer9168]

Red flag not really but definitely yellow flag.

[@blackpowderdan5174]

lol the Ouija board/demon dry-spell sounds like a hilarious skit idea.

[@phantomechelon3628]

Austin's ads are fast becoming the best reason to watch the DD show...just kidding (but only a little).

[@maddyyeah5472]

Please never stop this is my therapy

[@poopytootsface3489]

My ex cheated on me, and then said I wasn’t being mature because I let it interfere with our relationship

[@lrballistics]

I'm right there with you on the cloth on teeth thing Jared. Shit makes my damn nightmares check under the bed...

[@Jay-cg7fo]

Oh how I’ve missed thee, the sun sets and the moon rises and repeats thus until I’ve binge watched all thys old videos. Drinking games, table talk, dining with dickey. I’ve missed thee, oh how I’ve missed it.

[@98Pricken]

Austin and Jared were really in form in this video. Love it!

[@deegan6331]

So exited

[@sidthejovian5105]

I like the cat lmao

[@internetguy9531]

the face jarby makes at 9:24 is just literally me 24/7

[@angelwings6186]

I'm old and the list is long lol top 3 though in general: anger and how fast they get there, how they treat service industry employees, do they make excuses or take responsibility for themselves. I can work around a lot lol but how u treat yourself and others is important

[@tokemjuju8250]

Lol I wished I would have met someone like you because I was never judged so easily my normal was like I had to like look straight ahead if there was someone walking on the sidewalk because if I happen to glance at humans like a normal person when they drive I'm apparently trying to have sex with the girl that I happened to look at for all of a millisecond, lord the list goes on and on and on I could sit here for an hour writing a list off of one person lol

[@angelwings6186]

@@tokemjuju8250 awwwe that sucks! No one wants to be treated like like or deserves to be treated like that! I hope you left that person far behind!

[@JackJelly2488]

I love how the I’s line up on the dickey dines show sign

[@fruiitylexia4998]

Im a little late, but hey! My most recent story.... Was recently seeing this chick for about 7 months, to sum the story up short, she was still seeing her ex this whole period, kept telling me she was going to get rid of him completely at the start of 2021 to have a 'fresh start', 2021 came around and when i asked her about that situation, she told me that she couldnt get rid of him because he needed 'help'. ALSO, she was also still in contact and seeing a ex FB of hers this whole time, and refused to get rid of him aswell..... We went on a holliday just after new years where she actually hit me a couple of times at this Villa because 'she got mad' and laughed in my face when i asked wtf was wrong with her? And when we spoke about going official, she told me that she couldnt because AND I QUOTE ''I dont wanna make my ex upset, jealous and more depressed, and i dont want my family to think poorly of me for moving on too quickly'...... Another good Aussie Bogan story for you fellas xD

[@lrballistics]

Also Jared seems a lot more energetic and lively. Idk what you're doing but keep going dude (:

[@robindreier9796]

That ad read was fire. But why should I be surprised

[@mannequin412]

Love how you threw in Mustard Man 🤣 Such a great throw back. Woo woo!

[@ryangarrettofficial]

I love how the emotionally unavailable part is the breaking point and not the payment part.

[@ackling]

Where the hell have you guys been and what have you been doing? Why don’t you upload frequently anymore?! I love you guys and you make me laugh so much. I demand more content! More videos!!

[@Ontheroad13]

My ex-wife started out amazing, within 6 months of being married she started to change. I had 2 guitars and a half stack and random other music gear. From that 6 month mark and on, she regularly sold my stuff. After almost 5 years, I had to ask permission to do anything, I had nothing of my own anymore. Eventually when we broke up she took everything. I was left with a car and some clothes, thats it. Awful person.

[@draleigh8881]

I have a mustard problem as well..... every morning I must turd....... but I don't eat it. 🙃

[@bobebiehl9513]

Normally I skip through sponsorships stuff, but dickey makes it genuinely enjoyable to watch

[@jimmylovato7483]

So awesome to see you guys!!!! been waiting for this for a bit. keep on kickin' ass! love yous guys

[@prod.cyclxne]

Wait wait wait... hol up did dickey dines just teach me I've been saying Italian wrong my entire life...?!?!

[@pickleandlove9954]

30 min video WHAT!! I haven't been happier for a long time

[@vulture9086]

Dinning with dickey the movie: attack of the mustard man.

[@needsLITHIUM]

I once knew a kid who put ketchup in things like chocolate milk and on chocolate cake. He would also use mayo instead of sour cream on tacos, and empty multiple mayo and ketchup packets onto pizza.

[@MerynMTG]

Shoutouts to the Pikmin music in the background

[@_Fetch_]

The blood on the paintings thing. I've done that. When I do it it's either to put a piece of me with my art, or to just be an edge lord. lol.

[@_Fetch_]

Also just a thing.... most of the time for girls it's our period blood 🗿 so be prepared 💀