People make fun of me for this...

[@lilyrahman9725]

It's me, zarifaa- thank you for featuring me! Just a fun fact- you can pet a bird as long as it's ONLY THEIR HEAD- if you pet down their back, they become overstimulated and it results in hormonal and aggression issues. Petting them promotes bonding with you and helps build trust, it's really nice😊

[@KrowwJaeger]

This summer a crow got hurt and landed in front of my house and we called animal protection to come and pick it up. While we were waiting, my little cousin wrapped it around a blanket and held it in his arms. It didn't try to escape, it just stood still, maybe out of fear or it just knew there was nothing to be afraid of. I took the chance to pet it's head with two fingers and it was looking at me with those deep black eyes. I got to see upclose how shiny and beautiful it was. They ended up coming and picking it up thankfully. I hope it's okay and perhaps will remember us next summer

[@katiebrodeen4241]

Don't let people hate on you, birds are fucking rad.

[@samcrorie]

I used to have a pet blue guinea. Raised him from a baby and he'd sit on my shoulder. His name was Guido LOL... loved that bird.

[@No-sr5fb]

"This is not Gotham city, you're 32, you need to get a 401k goin" lmao

[@evilemuempire9550]

Suck my 401k

[@raz9305]

Anarcho-communist is an oxymoron.

[@aaronchisholm4]

Lean into the mic and tell me what’s in the slaw Austin Dickey: M A Y O N A I S S E

[@aaronchisholm4]

Fuck I spelled mayonnaise wrong

[@ADayinWhite]

Just to clarify, the double bass guy was talking about the stringed instrument, not drums. It's part of the orchestra and is kinda like a bigger and lower-tuned cello.

[@lenonel3286]

I knew they were gaslighting me lmao that was hilarious

[@jeff95ta83]

From his LinkedIn page, Jimmie D. Muggy, the anarcho-communist, is a shop attendant for VIA Metropolitan Transit and a skating carhop at Sonic. I can see why he wants to share the wealth.

[@jeffd.3883]

Guys the double bass is a giant classical instrument, he has it in his avatar in the video! Lol

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

It’s wild that these guys are professional musicians and don’t know what a double bass is.

[@logancuda4624]

I was so disappointed that they thought 1) drums, and then 2) Double neck bass guitar. Not the upright bass

[@jeffd.3883]

I think it's an honest mistake though... As soon as he said it the way he did I'm like I immediately thought of drums... Then I go wait that can't be right and then I looked at the avatar so, it's ok

[@wrathoftheteamancer6863]

I was wondering if anyone else was gonna say something about that. 😂

[@Eleanor-Freya]

Maybe it’s a terminology issue? Where I’m from we call it contrabass and it’s easy to know what that is. I even had a friend who plaid it and used to hang out at his concerts all the time... I would never guess that a double bass is that though! I thought it was some type of a bass guitar until I read this comment.

[@therestingmitchface6241]

4:03 they are called Duplo Lifelong Lego fan here: Lego used to have really good adequate sets for like $5-15 and as a kid could be fully satisfied. Now it’s like $30-50 before you get anything substantial

[@RanterInShades]

Austin goes OFF in this one.

[@jess_Bond]

Haha I cracked up with the "fuck Birds go away" 😂😂😂

[@no-ml4yi]

Someone should tell that one idiot that "anarcho-communism" is inherently an oxymoron. Communism is, by definition, authoritarian while anarchy is the polar opposite ok the authority spectrum

[@Selynn.]

24:40 he probably meant the upright bass

[@RGcrasyRG]

As a kid I LOVED "Ninja rap" by Vanilla Ice in that TMNT movie.

[@thunderbirdbrown3002]

Being a metalhead🤘🏿👹🎸 Growing up in the hood.Holy shit,Helll Yeah Getcha Pull🤘🏿👹🎸 🥃-Cheers 🍻🍻

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

What’s up with the jar? What’s in the jar?

[@tska84]

The double bass is an orchestral string instrument. It is like a cello but one level bigger. I think he was referring to that not double bass pedal for drums

[@JHAN1212]

The anarchist take from Austin made my life lol

[@rebekahcarter8120]

So damn good.

[@rebekahcarter8120]

Austin & his voices... This is so good.

[@spishyofficial]

I love that these videos are being brought back!

[@diedonrecord]

The big Legos are called Duplos

[@WoeIsLee]

ayoooo bigups on the shapiro sister thing, my godddd those are insaneeeee.

[@toffellm6506]

A friend of mine posesses the super power of napping whenever and whereever she likes. We went on a festival this summer, and her ability to nap at will gave her the power that i laked xD

[@xpndblhero5170]

Born in the early 80s and growing up in the 90s I can honestly say that I got made fun of for literally everything.... From my clothes to my musical taste (metal, hair metal, 60s and 70s, classical) because I skated and rode BMX, I talked to everyone in school including the janitor and even because I didn't stay in my "social class" and talked to the popular girls and because I constantly fought w/ the popular rich kids. I can go on and on... But I won't. LoL 😂

[@late_gamer13]

"Low tier bug" 😂 I was made fun of for taking naps and not being in sports.

[@No_Budget_No_Problem]

8:34 I've never pet a bird personally ..but I've punched them out of the air...twice ...lol

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

When I was young I got roasted a lot because of my big nose. I got called a Jew a lot by the black kids which is weird cause I wasn’t religious. Then I actually converted to Judaism when I was 17.

[@VIDireWolfIV]

Bro I get the same shit with cemeteries. I’m an introverted person and they’re quiet and peaceful it’s a perfect environment for someone who enjoys that.

[@Eleanor-Freya]

"Do you mind if I dig in?"🤣🤣 I do it! (Eat tuna out of a can) Only because I don't eat bread (so I can't make a sandwich) and don't bother to make a "meal" out of it, so I just eat it with a fork right out of a can. But not in a public place!

[@katiebrodeen4241]

Have you ever tried putting it in a giant lettuce leaf and eating it like a taco?

[@Eleanor-Freya]

@@katiebrodeen4241 no, I haven’t! That’s an idea😆

[@morganstuart8798]

If a birds wings aren't clipped (which you shouldn't do, it's an a-hole move) the natural oils on your hands get absorbed by the feathers and makes it very hard for them to fly.

[@Selynn.]

I was made fun for being serious and "not fun". Turns out, it's just my personality when I'm around mean people.

[@dustinworcester2799]

Y'all just made me google "Ben Shapiro's sister". Legit!

[@heavymetalkid5715]

Alastor:I hate birds, they shit on my vest

[@reubenk7331]

Some people are just assholes, but some of those were just out there lol.

[@possumlodge5368]

I Love Lucy. My friends roasted me hard when they found out I watched it in highschool. Great show, would gladly die on this hill now.

[@NOISEEROOM]

God I’ve been loving the constant uploads from the papas

[@lippi2171]

6:00 I used to do that all the time. I was such a conformist and wanted to fit in so much that I would actually dumb down my speech so that I wouldn't seem 'too sophisticated'. I'd often restrain myself from using too complex words or even writing properly on chat so I wouldn't look like a smart-ass.

[@kylet8986]

Naps we're a punishment for me growing up. I got night terror's alot as a kid, so I was always anxious about going to sleep. After my mom found that out, she started using it as a punishment, and would keep checking on me to make sure I went to sleep. As a teenager I made fun of other teens for taking naps. I had a bad childhood, and took a lot of my anger out on the people around me when I wasn't at home. Anyway, point is, as an adult, with a 55 hour work week, a wife and 3 kids, naps are amazing when I get to take em. I still have night terror's, but I'm better adjusted to my mental disorders and I'm able to to take them in stride now. Side note for @JaredDines: I had a very religious upbringing, oneness pentecostal, and my family believed in prayer, over doctor's, so i never found out i was autistic until i was 25, when decided to try antidepressants. I also didnt know i was schizophrenic, or that i have 7 other major mental disorders. You talk about your religious upbringing alot, but im curious about what denomination it was, and how strict it was. You mention alot of 90s contemporary christian bands, dc talk, toby mac, p.o.d., mercy me, ect. So as far as how strict my upbringing was, i went to only two different churches until i was 11, and they were so strict, we could even listen to any of the bands if any of the members had tattoos, or if they made music videos, cause that was like, the biggest sin. Anyway, it would be cool if you saw this.

[@No-sr5fb]

Austin you're always funny but you got some new energy this vid lol

[@Eleanor-Freya]

“New energy”?.. I think there is a simpler explanation for that…

[@williamreynolds3487]

Austin was a savage in this one. Love it lol

[@LordKishi]

Austin, if you want to play paper Yugioh, Edison format is the best. It only has cards up to 2010.

[@dantevega5103]

Facts

[@cannibalisticwolf3319]

That anarchist will 100% call the cops when someone shoots their dog.

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

I’m not an anarchist, but I would do that. What else are you supposed to do? It is a criminal offense, it does harm to you (and the dog, duh). If you don’t call the cops, then you’re weird. Funny thing is that I don’t even like dogs that much, even if this was someone else’s dog that I have no feelings for, that’s mean and illegal.

[@reguba3534]

I mean, sure, but an anarchist will also most likely believe in banning guns. So if someone shoots their dog they're already living in a world that doesn't line up to their ideal. Calling the cops isn't the gotcha you think it is

[@WarpedENT94]

Uh Tammy, I am almost POSITIVE that Oklahoma is NOT in the bible belt! LOL

[@thepixelglitched]

I made the mistake of taking a bite of my burrito right before Austin started talking about crop dusting

[@mitchdesilva9839]

Never seize to amaze! 🤘

[@lacunarikain2]

Decedant defecation is my new favorite core band name

[@Hand_Of_Doom333]

Ayyyy finally got picked 😂💜 love you guys, been watching for years ✡️👃🏻😂

[@dantevega5103]

Wardell in the flesh and yes austin it is absolutely true what you said about yugioh 😂😂😂

[@carpenterisathing]

Here to share some facts: - I'm 37. - Fart jokes are everything. - My boys, Jared & Austin, deserve 1000x likes and engagement.

[@ThatThrashGuy99]

Anarcho-communist is an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.

[@sethhallstead1939]

The leaf of a strawberry is actually very high in antioxidants I believe

[@tropixi5336]

staying inside instead of going out

[@blakejanssen1135]

I have experienced lots of nap hate, people act like lots a kid thing. Simply not true

[@JoshStLouis314]

Eating kiwi with the skin or apple with core. That's right, Jared.

[@ryanz8798]

I got made fun of for being a metal head athlete. You'd be surprised how man jocks listen to shit music.

[@reinieden2379]

Ya bozos, Austin Fogel was talking about the Double Bass GUITAR aka the Upright Bass, not double bass drums.

[@christineempress7981]

HAHAHA! Wear your sisters pants, My brother did steal my pants growing up!

[@KingSnow420__]

There was a guy at my work that heated up baked beans and fish everyday I was so happy when he quit its the worst smell lol

[@Flare97]

Fuck yeah, Bionicle

[@donovanobryan5306]

Anybody else hear Mort from family guy when Austin was talking about slaw 20:30

[@lunahateless5204]

RESPECT FOR AUSTIN FOGEL. WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT 🤝

[@JVovk2002]

I get made fun of for being Jewish... The thing is, I`m not Jewish...

[@danzeece3805]

Garage sale legos ftw!

[@elchomper.1063]

Pro wrestling. Literally watching Raw as i type this. It's the most popular it's been since the early 2000s and it's either the most compelling entertaining story telling on all of television or it's a complete shit show like the Katie Vick triple H having implied necrophiliac sex with a manikin wearing a kane mask in a very real funeral home with a very real funeral happening a room over. Or it's the undertaker vs Shawn Michaels mania 25&26 and no in between

[@Legolion17]

Bro lego is dope as hell and its awesome lego is as big as it is now.

[@sepehrsetakhr4996]

The kiwi skin been coming back to dicky dinne show for years😂😂

[@DXSwanton]

Hot Takes: tuna and it's "water" are good. I absolutely never drain it

[@MrWojoRising5446]

I could be wrong but when that person said they played double bass im pretty sure they meant upright bass not the drums

[@Zen__Life]

Being a horse girl was weird but being a girl that rides horses was accepted lol

[@callum7227]

I bet Austin hast to feed Jered with a flat palm

[@uncle_thulhu]

Duplos - giant Lego for toddlers. Lego did used to be cheaper, right up until they started licensing Hollywood properties. Like, old-style Space Lego from the 80s was way cheap compared to, like, official Star Wars Lego, even accountung for inflation. . 10 Things I Hate About You was tolerable. Does Tromeo & Juliet count as a romcom? On the basis that all Richard Curtis films are, at base, romcoms, I do enjoy The Boat That Rocked. . The same thing happens to all collectible-based games. You spend years slowly buying, trading and winning the cards or whatever to make a competitive deck or army, and along comes some f*cking 10 year old who screamed until mummy bought all the boosters he wants, and he's got a deck so ridiculously unbeatable, the only competiton is a likewise spoiled little turd. You're goddamn right I'm bitter... . For those who were in chat, I'm pretty sure OP was thinking stand-up bass too, given the actual stand-up bass in his profile pic...😂

[@synissilent9235]

Surrow Forbes, what a chad. I fucking love tuna bro. Tastes smack and has hella protein. I eat that shit straight from the can sometimes cause when me and my dad couldn't prepare lunch for work, we'd just bust out a couple of those bad boys rq on a job site with some fritos and hot sauce and get back to building shit right after. I miss him a lot so sometimes even just eating a can of tuna brings back good memories. But also, If you do construction, always keep tuna cans in your lunchbox, it'll save you when you're in a rush

[@MrMickeynico]

I also eat the leaves with the strawberry

[@butchering_potential]

I thought it was Legos...only for the reason that in order to actually accomplish anything you need more than one...am I wrong?

[@djtripnosys]

So...its more manly to splatter pee all over the bathroom? In that case, call me Shirley.

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

I still don't get the anime being seen as weird. Some of that stuff is pretty awesome. Akira, Ghost in the Shell and Grave of the Fireflies are classics. 👍👍

[@MoonDevoured]

just recently saw Fireflies and as a non-anime fan I was impressed. but I do believe that the vast majority of the population especially metalheads actually love anime. I don't get it, and the only anime movie I genuinely love is Princess Mononoke, the biggest reason being that I was super young when I first saw it

[@reggiedidszuhn5173]

Body pillows and pedo drawings

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

@MoonDevoured Also a good one and classic.

[@Werewolf914]

I'm not an Anime fan with the exception of Castlevania and the movie Perfect Blue but I still don't hate on or make fun of those who are into Anime, I can't get into it but I can see why it would be liked theres some pretty cool concepts in some of them like Death Note is a really cool idea I'm just very picky with animation and art style and can't get into the art of Anime

[@CatherineBriseboisCatWoods]

@werewolf914 Me either, but I used to know people who were so I got kinda interested by association. Guess you could say there are many "sub genres".

[@ryand2759]

Drummers from genres besides rock and metal use double bass pedals.

[@AHVENAN]

I don't think I have ever seen Austin without a hat on before.... It's wierd 😅

[@Durkhead]

Vanilla ice has a metal album

[@uncappingrain]

The thing about imagine dragons is they basically cant perform live...

[@austinrutland1750]

ngl i ate two cans of tuna after watching this

[@SatansAvocado]

There is no S on the end of LEGO it the same singular as it is plural, only americans say Legos to demonstrate their idiocy

[@rezarks2036]

I'd rather smell tuna than a fart

[@skulibaumgardner242]

Man metal heads will say bass is lame when the genre with all the lamest bass lines is metal! (Except mudvayne their bass player slapped)

[@smarre12]

Is re-heating cooked fish really that bad?

[@Reece_Hart]

Wait people actually said playing double bass was cheating? They're harder to play then a bass guitar 😂

[@Werewolf914]

I got made fun of for playing Minecraft friends, family, whoever so I just wouldn't say anything about it but nowadays I just embrace it and I'm like yes I play a lot of Minecraft and yes I spend a massive amount of time watching videos of it on KZbin I don't care if people think it's a children game it's fun and relaxing just turn on some music or a KZbin video or a show and just build some shit

[@LyricalLaughterOfficial]

Good stuff 😂

[@SovereignAUS]

Ayo I gotta, ironically, stand up for the guy who sits down to pee. Don't go acting like you don't do it, literally every man has to piss when they shit.

[@doriyonbrown3934]

I know I'm late but that was the most real muthafuckin take on yugioh! Just saying!

[@ryderreynolds3005]

Idk I’ve never met a chill imagine dragons fan. I hope I spelt that right I’m about to go night night

[@wolfsguitarden740]

U gotta try a good broccoli slaw...

[@Seven7Pain1]

im the opposite i wear Jnco and lee pipes but i did come up in the numetal years 1995-2001 is my middle and highschool years

[@lost9050]

haha you guys can mock me for being the girl that is indeed impressed by bass players to the same level of vocalists

[@raz9305]

19:36 with an amp, have your girl sit on it while you play. Because reasons. (I'm not a bass player but I told a chick to sit on the bass amp and they hooked up that night)

[@skulibaumgardner242]

I’m with you that political people on the internet often sound silly as fuck but the term anarcho-communist (meaning anarchist and communist) has existed for like 100 years

[@latvian_rebel]

20:58 Cringe EDIT: W Austin Dickey moment

[@Ober1kenobi]

19:32 I don’t know You start slapping that bass, get a good twang, picking and plucking and strumming, I dunno, bass can be pretty sexy, victor wooten will get your panties wet Jazz was very drum, bass and sax. Bass players just have a stigma, for being lazy 😂 Edit: plus Bass players got them finger bashing fingers yknow

[@deadeye-girlgaming1548]

Really hope yall don't support Shapiro at all??

[@Durkhead]

Ppl make fun of me cause i like snare from metallicas st anger album

[@DjentyDjohn-tj2eh]

For me it's literally autism. I feel like everyone on the spectrum goes through the same 3 stages. A kid that has no fucking clue what's going on, a teen that wants nothing more than to be normal and an adult that fully embraces it and aims to be the biggest threat to societal norms as possible.