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@75Desmondo
@75Desmondo 2 ай бұрын
Snow White and the 7 fucks I do not give
@cbolanz1
@cbolanz1 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@starvinmarvin2130
@starvinmarvin2130 2 ай бұрын
😂👏👏this was so good it distracted me from looking at snarky j
@okok-kn6ee
@okok-kn6ee 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laugh
@DarkXVenator
@DarkXVenator 2 ай бұрын
Modern Snow White defense: “This Snow White’s beauty is in her just and moral nature” Reality: Saved by the Dwarfs…proceeds to force them into labor
@iainmcdonalds4018
@iainmcdonalds4018 2 ай бұрын
How did absolutely no one react to Mauler saying the Snow White controversy "dwarfed" the Little Mermaid one?
@milsteadonmovies
@milsteadonmovies 2 ай бұрын
I’ll bet a grand that Rachel Zegler didn’t say “Free Palestine” when she was on set with Gal Gadot
@christopherkelley1664
@christopherkelley1664 2 ай бұрын
Echo pointed out she's half ethnic Ashkenazi, so it's unlikely she'd support Palestine.
@sba8710
@sba8710 2 ай бұрын
Rachel may possibly have her feelings hurt because everyone is saying that Gal Gadot is incredibly beautiful and it’s not believable to anyone that Rachel would be more “fair” in any sense than Gal Gadot. Rachel wants to be the fairest. It’s crazy to me that Rachel is so narcissistic that she doesn’t realize how foolish she appears. She was picked by Spielberg - which was a huge mistake on his part - for West Side Story which was a bomb. But notably Spielberg is Jewish . Maybe she knows nothing about put Schindler’s List.
@GalaxyOfBoltz
@GalaxyOfBoltz 2 ай бұрын
Trust me Rachel is just angry now because all the memes that went viral about everyone thinking gal is way more beautiful than
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 ай бұрын
Lady Farquad and the Seven Terrifying Looking CGI Halflings.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 2 ай бұрын
💯💯💯yes
@ElNuddles
@ElNuddles 2 ай бұрын
Maybe the movie could be fun if we look at this as a Shrek spin off.
@OGDanteZero
@OGDanteZero 2 ай бұрын
@@ElNuddlesthat and being very drunk 😅
@LiminalSpaceGhost
@LiminalSpaceGhost 2 ай бұрын
I was trying to think of what nightmare they most reminded me of. You nailed it!!!!!’
@dakota237
@dakota237 2 ай бұрын
Lol Lady Farquad, thats spot on
@a_lost_one
@a_lost_one 2 ай бұрын
Platoon: "They had to dig Saddam out of a hole... some people don't like leaving" Me: *wheeze* 😆
@bcr_light
@bcr_light Ай бұрын
What’s the joke, I tried searching and still don’t get it
@UnbeltedSundew
@UnbeltedSundew 2 ай бұрын
Is it a disaster when you drive a car towards a concrete wall at 100 mph? Or just the obvious result?
@samuel5591
@samuel5591 2 ай бұрын
Depends how nice of a car it is
@Mister-Six
@Mister-Six 2 ай бұрын
Light Brown and the 7 Uncanny Valley Dwellers
@dashmeetsingh9679
@dashmeetsingh9679 2 ай бұрын
Light brown CGI’d fairness, dress, hands, hair is natural though
@Deltawolf92
@Deltawolf92 2 ай бұрын
Snarkyjay earned herself a sub with that rant of kindness, hit the nail on the head, well said.
@plantemor
@plantemor 2 ай бұрын
You guys actually get it wrong with the dwarves taking in snow white and her doing a kind thing for them in return. What actually happens is that the animals take her to the cabin and Snow White, out of compassion and humility, decides to clean the cabin for the dwarves in the hopes that they will let her stay AND because she thinks they are little children who have lost their mother and are therefore aimless in life. The dwarves let her stay when they learn that the queen is out to get her and they don't want her to get hurt. The fact that she cleaned the house was just a bonus on top and became how she earned her keep - even though the dwarves didn't think she should do anything because she is a royal princess. She insists because she is a humble person who doesn't think of herself as above anybody. Not even the animals of the forest are above her. She sees everyone as her equal. This is why the old movie is so good. It is these continuous acts of kindness and selflessness from both Snow White, the animals and the dwarves towards one another that makes the story so beautiful. It is why you cry when the dwarves hold Snow White's funeral. Because she stepped into their lives and too the initiative to make their lives better without anyone expecting her to.
@VaderPopsVicodin10
@VaderPopsVicodin10 Ай бұрын
Hell yeah, nicely said.. ✨👌🏻
@tiddleywinks09
@tiddleywinks09 2 ай бұрын
In the original cartoon, Snow White assumed the cottage belonged to seven children, based on the size of the chairs. I think that's part of the reason they scrapped having Snow White clean the house for them in the new one--because she was taking on a motherly role for the poor orphaned children she presumed lived there. Even worse than housework, THE MESSAGE will not tolerate women acting motherly. It also serves as an interesting contrast that even though Snow White assumed she was dealing with children, she still respected the fact that it was their house. "I know! We'll clean the house and surprise them! Then maybe they'll let me stay."
@osmanyousif7849
@osmanyousif7849 Ай бұрын
Considering how her own step mother treats her terribly, you'd think that having a character to acting like a caring mother would be a good role to set.
@fishjones4618
@fishjones4618 2 ай бұрын
Kevin Hart is that “comedian” you hire when you think Chris Tucker isn’t annoying enough.
@fishjones4618
@fishjones4618 2 ай бұрын
@@Zac_Frost That can be true. Full disclosure: I really dug his performance in the Fifth Element. It fit in perfectly in that world.
@TurtleChad1
@TurtleChad1 2 ай бұрын
Completely ignored the source material "Why did our movie fail?"
@petriew2018
@petriew2018 2 ай бұрын
the weird thing is i don't think they completely ignored the source material.... they just didn't have the 'testicular fortitude' to actually adapt it Everything in this movie feels like an extremely watered down, 'safe for work' version of something out of Borderlands. The characters vaguely have the same motivations, they just never bother to flesh them out or really make them meaningful. The world looks superficially correct, but without any real flair. The body count is high, but there's absolutely no blood. The main villain has the same motivation as Handsome Jack.... though as the most bland, generic movie villain imaginable because Handsome Jack was too edgy.... So you wind up with this weird slurry where the fans of the game are never allowed to forget the source material being imitated, and non-fans just have no idea what's going on, it's just light and noise. It's this bizarre middle ground between being 'it's own thing' and being a straight adaptation, which just leads to failure on two levels and no defense for either. This movie i found legitimately baffling. The casting, the writing, the direction, the action. Every single creative decision is just confounding on the most basic of levels. How does something actually be this safe, but at the same time this utterly repugnant?
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 2 ай бұрын
So much for "give it a chance"
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 2 ай бұрын
not even ignored, bastardized. Names, places, and surface level details that get reused to make this gross facade.
@hirudinaria
@hirudinaria 2 ай бұрын
That's kind of a fallacy argument. Kubrick ignored the source material but The Shining is still a classic. Its more about whether what you make is good or not, irrespective of the source material
@tire26
@tire26 2 ай бұрын
Snarky laughing at the sudden Zigler-White photo was great. Ouch!
@tylergoodman3560
@tylergoodman3560 2 ай бұрын
There are two historic records: #1: Deadpool and Wolverine surpassed Joker as the highest-grossing superhero film. #2: Borderlands has the lowest opening film, outranking Madame Web. 😂🎉
@irishbob26
@irishbob26 2 ай бұрын
2024. The year in which our Lord forsake us.
@T.J.S.
@T.J.S. 2 ай бұрын
Might be bigger number but doubt it will be as profitable. The Joker movie must be almost 1B in plus,with a budget of 55M😅
@mala6238
@mala6238 2 ай бұрын
#1 is just sad
@alberto5770
@alberto5770 2 ай бұрын
And remember that the year is not over yet
@Peter-ju6vn
@Peter-ju6vn 2 ай бұрын
maybe im getting old but i thought the deadpool movie was terrible.
@brick6347
@brick6347 2 ай бұрын
Disney should just shelve snow white and take the tax write off. Nobody is going to pay to see that... They'd make more money showing the original.
@blackscorpionstinger
@blackscorpionstinger 2 ай бұрын
You can’t believe how gullible world wide box offices are. Especially where they’re not aware of the awfulness of Hollywood
@dashmeetsingh9679
@dashmeetsingh9679 2 ай бұрын
Nah, they will sell it off to Disney OTT. That will makeup the loss. Thats the only reason OTT was created.
@Zarhunas
@Zarhunas 2 ай бұрын
Best Sherlock Holmes? Me: Jeremy Brett Platoon: The only right answer is Jeremy Brett :)
@cronaon317
@cronaon317 2 ай бұрын
Half white and the 7 sins
@mattusher2916
@mattusher2916 2 ай бұрын
Yes!!! The Jeremy Brett version of Sherlock Holmes is the friggin benchmark for all versions.
@BootySweat4491
@BootySweat4491 2 ай бұрын
Way better than the Benedict Cumberbatch slop
@xitaris5981
@xitaris5981 2 ай бұрын
Mad Moxxie is ~50, not 30 tops. She has 2 adult children, Scooter and Ellie. She's just stupidly hot for an older lady
@schwartzy65
@schwartzy65 2 ай бұрын
Gershons face looks way different in the film than irl photos...
@cardindalrichelieu
@cardindalrichelieu 2 ай бұрын
The last live action Disney movie that I have watched is their 1954 adaptation of Jules Verne’s “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”. It has a lot of action sequences. It was pretty impressive for its time.
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 2 ай бұрын
grandad?
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 2 ай бұрын
Fun film!
@ChaoticYak1
@ChaoticYak1 2 ай бұрын
They did a few in the 70s and early 80s as well. Watcher in the Woods scared me to death (but I'm extremely wimpy about scary movies).
@84C4
@84C4 2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that if "fair" meant "just", then Snow White would be far from the only one more just than the EVIL Queen.
@OzzyHamid-cl2fi
@OzzyHamid-cl2fi 2 ай бұрын
Gal Gadot is an Israeli genocide supporter….so Zegler who is anti genocide is the fair and just one!
@OzzyHamid-cl2fi
@OzzyHamid-cl2fi 2 ай бұрын
Gal Gadot is an Israeli genocide supporter….so Zegler who is anti genocide is the fair and just one!
@goatworm666
@goatworm666 2 ай бұрын
Borderlands exists ONLY so that Randy Bitchford could hang out with his Hollywood idols
@proto6948
@proto6948 2 ай бұрын
I will forever associate Pitchford with the Medieval Times incident
@lessalazar9068
@lessalazar9068 2 ай бұрын
​@@proto6948Elaborate?
@proto6948
@proto6948 2 ай бұрын
@@lessalazar9068 so my understanding is he became permanently banned from Medieval Times because he left a usb with tons of squirt porn at the place. His explanation was that he thought the sheer volume of fluid was unnatural and he wanted to study it. A true pioneer in squirtistics
@romainrondeau4242
@romainrondeau4242 Ай бұрын
​@@proto6948the excuse was that he wanted to study it because he does magick tricks
@proto6948
@proto6948 Ай бұрын
@@romainrondeau4242 oh shit yeah youre right lmao. Thats even better to be honest
@jb6563
@jb6563 2 ай бұрын
They cast all the actresses they grew up watching and admiring. Just for the opportunity to say they worked with their childhood heros 😂😂😂
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 ай бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy should have gone back to making coffee than making crappy Star Wars movies and shows.
@parapoliticos52
@parapoliticos52 2 ай бұрын
No wonder she is so powerful. She was making coffee for dozens of a lister directors. Both vertically and horizontally.
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 2 ай бұрын
Given the competence she’s demonstrated I don’t trust her to boil water.
@muttleyinlove8648
@muttleyinlove8648 2 ай бұрын
I think Kathleen Kennedy and Kamala Harris could switch positions today and results both ways would be about the same; embarrassing and painful. 🤪
@derekmoore1387
@derekmoore1387 2 ай бұрын
These get-togethers remind me of Chapelle's "Player Haters Ball" skit. It's great.
@mc-zy7ju
@mc-zy7ju 2 ай бұрын
We've never seen drinker and dank at the same time, both scots, both shaved the same time...
@alberto5770
@alberto5770 2 ай бұрын
Nor Batman! Never the 3 in the same room
@anthonysvokos2697
@anthonysvokos2697 2 ай бұрын
Drinker’s Happy Hour #35 discussing Alien 3. Good times!
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 2 ай бұрын
Glad to see this up now. Hard to believe we've finally got a 'Snow White' trailer. Such a wonderful film deserves better than what we're getting now.
@lizzyfairygirl
@lizzyfairygirl 2 ай бұрын
The way I interpreted the mirror dynamic between the Queen and Snow White was similar to The Little Platoon. The Queen and Snow White were equally beautiful but the scales tipped toward Snow White because she possessed inner beauty as well while the Queen did not. This aspect is reflected in their deeds and actions as the story progresses. It's also something the Queen can change but doesn't because she's so focused on the looks aspect alone. The way Disney is marketing this movie makes it seem like they've misinterpreted every possible moral in this story and replaced it with nonsensical ones.
@DaDude2011
@DaDude2011 2 ай бұрын
Mauler mentioning Linkin Park, melting my heart. Thank you you British spender you!
@saabaton169
@saabaton169 2 ай бұрын
I will not defend the transformers franchise, but the first one was a masterpiece
@JediOnlooker
@JediOnlooker 2 ай бұрын
Yo Drinker! Bring back some guests who are in the intro like Rags, Fringy, Sargon and Az.
@Deane-O-Mite
@Deane-O-Mite 2 ай бұрын
Who's the lovely redhead ?
@Sven-w6o
@Sven-w6o 2 ай бұрын
It's a Gundam!!!🤘😎😊
@Real_John_Evans
@Real_John_Evans 2 ай бұрын
Yes please!
@criticalcommenter
@criticalcommenter 2 ай бұрын
But not Rags
@dearthofdoohickeys4703
@dearthofdoohickeys4703 2 ай бұрын
@@Deane-O-Mite Idk which one you mean but 0:15 is That Star Wars Girl and 0:29 is Chrissie Mayr
@gogomapleyo
@gogomapleyo 2 ай бұрын
snow white and the beauty and the digital beasts ~🎃
@truechaos2798
@truechaos2798 2 ай бұрын
As of 11am east borderlands has made $18,557,999 worldwide on a budget of over $115,000,000. And here I though Ava was the worst thing to happen to the borderlands IP
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 2 ай бұрын
Randy Shitford is the worst thing to happen to the Borderlands IP.
@vrika4280
@vrika4280 2 ай бұрын
The only thing kept me going thought that game, was getting the Jericho launcher you could kill Ava with, but they patched it by the time I played 😢
@colorin81colorado
@colorin81colorado 2 ай бұрын
I'm here in Brisbane Australia working in the backyard while building a garden shed and at the same time listening to your great panel just talking about "stuff" I no longer care... Yes, me who walked into a cinema in 1977 to see this new movie... La Guerra de la Galaxia (it was Argentina and everything was subtitled... But I felt in 😘 ve with it)... Anyway, don't go away... Keep talking my lads!
@jotun.616
@jotun.616 2 ай бұрын
Damn. That snarky jay rant was on point. I think im crushing.
@petriew2018
@petriew2018 2 ай бұрын
not gonna lie, this might be extremely petty, but i'd rather Kennedy sit there failing for another 10 years than actually ever get to pretend she's succeeded. Whoever replaces her won't have the talent or brains to fix Star Wars anyway, because Disney doesn't promote based on talent, so i'd rather let Kathy sit on her throne of dust and suffer the ridicule she so richly deserves.
@samuel5591
@samuel5591 2 ай бұрын
Better yet, force her to keep coming to work until she actually makes a good Star Wars film. She'll be in her 90's like "why won't you let me die" while they drag her back into her 5th meeting of the morning.
@mateostokes8784
@mateostokes8784 Ай бұрын
​@samuel5591 that's diabolical lol
@ereini0n
@ereini0n 2 ай бұрын
Snort White could have been better if they replaced CGI dwarfs with 2D drawn dwarfs, maybe even the original ones, like in those old movies where they combine live action with animation, like Mary Poppins for example
@alberto5770
@alberto5770 2 ай бұрын
Ans drawing 8 midgets would be far cheaper and better for the PR department.
@PerkulatorBenny
@PerkulatorBenny 2 ай бұрын
Careful. That might remind people of a certain movie that did that, that Disney wanted to memory hole even BEFORE they went off the rails with the politics. ;) But yeah, there are a surprising amount of older movies that used hand drawn animation to basically do the current day "actors + CGI 'actor' that doesn't actually exist" thing except, you know, they used it to tell a story, not to replace it. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is one of my all time favorites. The animated characters really feel like they are part of the world, rather than just something flashy to hide the flaws in the writing. Not to mention that movie somehow managed to get both Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny in the same scene which is quite amazing.
@David_the_Psalmist
@David_the_Psalmist 2 ай бұрын
@@PerkulatorBenny It could also remind people of Mary Poppins or Who Framed Roger Rabbit, unless we're trying to memory hole those along with the Uncle Remus movie that totally never existed.
@ereini0n
@ereini0n 2 ай бұрын
​@@PerkulatorBenny What movie is that? I can't think of something recent they did that had animation and live action?
@PerkulatorBenny
@PerkulatorBenny 2 ай бұрын
@@David_the_Psalmist That was just a (bad) joke about how Disney has always really hated that movie, far more than it deserves. (I mean, even their WW2 propaganda videos recieve less of a reaction, and those are literal propaganda.) Which is why my second paragraph had the actual reply. I even mentioned how much I love Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so yes, I do believe people will think of that first. @ereini0n Neither Songs of the South (the memory holed movie I joked about) nor Who Framed Roger Rabbit are recent ones. They're from 1946 and 1988, respectively. I would love to see another movie using that animation + actors style made today though.
@Legion-p6y
@Legion-p6y 2 ай бұрын
Yellow snow and the dei hires
@Mister-Six
@Mister-Six 2 ай бұрын
Yellow snow? Did Zegler get a visit from R Kelly?
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 2 ай бұрын
...someone went up the mountain to get that one. 👍
@peterxyh1
@peterxyh1 2 ай бұрын
Snow Black and the seven thugs.
@friskyjesus
@friskyjesus 2 ай бұрын
The panel we didn’t know we needed, but so glad we got! All stars, the lot of you!
@theblackowl6233
@theblackowl6233 2 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this Open bar, I missed the last week's episode, let's go!
@writerthntswriter4984
@writerthntswriter4984 2 ай бұрын
In-game moxii has at least 2 fully grown kids. And has been married countless times. Part of the joke is that she is a good bit older than her pancake makeup, or femme fatale attitude, would seem to imply
@emptyforrest
@emptyforrest 2 ай бұрын
Mad Moxi is actually of conciderable age (exact age unknown) she have several adult children (ellie and scooter + 2 other unknown children). so most likely 45-50 in the first borderlands game.
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 2 ай бұрын
Love Mox. Especially after knowing more context with her kids.
@justinlast2lastharder749
@justinlast2lastharder749 2 ай бұрын
I like Gina Gershon too. That woman in the 90s...yowzas.
@ZESAUCEBOSS
@ZESAUCEBOSS 2 ай бұрын
The Rey movie trailer is going to get bombed harder than Hiroshima
@BT-vj6pk
@BT-vj6pk 2 ай бұрын
Aliens vs Predator (1999) and AvP2 (2001) for PC manage to almost perfectly capture the survival action movie feel of both of Predator 1 and Aliens while drawing from the best ideas of Predator 2 and Alien 3. Alien Isolation does this for the original Alien.
@Show4224
@Show4224 2 ай бұрын
On Rey in Star Wars: the trilogy was Rey being both Luke and Solo, the new Trilogy will be Rey being Kenobi and Leia.
@johnbyrne4256
@johnbyrne4256 2 ай бұрын
2:12 - RIP Google Videos
@boggremlin892
@boggremlin892 2 ай бұрын
1:26:31 standing ovation for SnarkyJay
@SourRobo8364
@SourRobo8364 2 ай бұрын
I could see a Portal movie be something like a Saw movie.
@TheREALSimagination
@TheREALSimagination 2 ай бұрын
I feel like the issue isn't why Cate Blanchett took the role but that she was asked in the first place. Drinker, in the second Borderlands game, Mad Moxxi is 50. Tina is 12 in BL2 and 18 in BL3, whereas she's around 20 in the movie, which is obviously an elseworld-thing. JJ is gonna make a billion mystery boxes about where the portals lead and we'll never know the answer because he'll get distracted and make a billion more portals. The fact the movie ditches the unofficial beaty contest of the original - in which Snow didn't see herself as part of anyway - to Snow being POWER-HUNGRY in this one, I think says a lot about Trollywood.
@ezio_auditore5425
@ezio_auditore5425 2 ай бұрын
I cannot wait any longer for your video on the cancellation of the acolyte
@SandshrewGarfield
@SandshrewGarfield 2 ай бұрын
Funny that Curtis would talk about "Marvel Phase Bad"... the last 20 years of her life have been "Phase Bad"
@justinlast2lastharder749
@justinlast2lastharder749 2 ай бұрын
She sells Yogurt that makes you Poop, so she's an expert in the subject.
@williamglidwell4106
@williamglidwell4106 2 ай бұрын
Helga Sinclair from atlantis was a character who gave me very confused feelings as a young boy. And I'm still mad that Disney killed the sequel to treasure planet.
@SCBUFC
@SCBUFC 2 ай бұрын
We got no country for old men and there will be blood in the same year was epic.
@PersonalityMalfunction
@PersonalityMalfunction 2 ай бұрын
How about Alien set on an oil platform during an enormous storm in the Norwegian Sea?
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 2 ай бұрын
Apparently the style of shading/contrast used in Borderlands is NOT "cel shading," but rather a process called Sobel operator or Sobel filter shading. There is apparently a big difference, so we should use the right term.
@gogomapleyo
@gogomapleyo 2 ай бұрын
snow white and the goblin king~🎃
@David_the_Psalmist
@David_the_Psalmist 2 ай бұрын
The Goblin King and the Seven Dwarves
@gogomapleyo
@gogomapleyo 2 ай бұрын
​@@David_the_Psalmistoh boy..🎃
@NerdsNeverSleep
@NerdsNeverSleep 2 ай бұрын
The Borderlands thing had me laughing when they gave cosplayers roles in the movie... and then we see those cosplayers IN the cosplays of Moxxi and Lilith, looking EXACTLY like the games.
@Zara-Bari
@Zara-Bari 2 ай бұрын
See, with Snow White, I always assumed that the Evil Queen was referring to physical beauty, but The Mirror was referring to moral quality.
@stephenenglish2211
@stephenenglish2211 2 ай бұрын
2007 also had "There Will Be Blood". Excellent film by Paul Anderson, starring Daniel Day-Lewis.
@2tone209
@2tone209 2 ай бұрын
KENNEDY HAS DIRT ON EVERYONE THAT'S WHY SHE'S STILL THERE
@synthwavegoodbye
@synthwavegoodbye 2 ай бұрын
seriously, i feel like it's so obvious but nobody seems to agree. she definitely knows some of the names on Epstein's client list
@McMahonHater
@McMahonHater 2 ай бұрын
Dwarfed by the Snow White one 😅
@Puffzilla777
@Puffzilla777 2 ай бұрын
Live action remake: the Black Cauldron. That'd be badass
@gordonmacdowell8117
@gordonmacdowell8117 2 ай бұрын
The problem with the Simpson's Movie is that while the showrunners were focused on making the movie, their TV show's quality really suffered for a couple seasons. Terminator Salvation could have been awesome, but then Christian Bale arrived with his own writing team and ruined the original script to make it more about him. The original script had the cyborg wearing John Connor's face after he died and becoming the leader of the rebellion, while Connor wasn't very effective as a leader and was mostly a voice on the radio to inspire those still alive. It was almost as bad as Will Smith coming onto the set of Hancock with his own writers to destroy what had been up until then one of the most sought after scripts by studios for years.
@justintagarao4641
@justintagarao4641 2 ай бұрын
its cool that he brought on snarky jay
@SugarFreeGaming
@SugarFreeGaming 2 ай бұрын
I think whoever casted for borderlands has a thing for older women. Seems like everyone but Tina was 40 years older than they should be
@suziechapstick8236
@suziechapstick8236 Ай бұрын
The boys over at Red Letter Media agree, they said that Eli Roth must have a gmilf fetish and it kind of makes sense.
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 2 ай бұрын
I've been on Facebook and Twitter ever since 2007 with the same accounts that I still have now. Somehow, (knocks on wood) I've never been hacked or shut down or anything. Lucky me. I've tried some of the alternative social media platforms, but haven't been that impressed with them. Yeah, we really haven't had any big advancements or changes worth thinking about ever since about 2007. If they want to make old actors look younger, why don't they just film with SD cameras and show it at Standard Definition (not HD). I can't stand it in movies, TV shows, videogames, tabletop games, books, etc. when characters aren't scared or worried about the danger they are supposed to be in. That just ruins the whole thing. Everything else in the thing could be great but if there are supposedly scary scenes but the characters don't seem to be scared by them, and especially when things happen that ought to kill someone but no one dies, not even a background character, or when someone does die but the main characters don't seem to care, it becomes unintentionally funny. SnarkyJay is right. I've seen cosplayers who looked in person like they are cell shaded videogames. Why a Hollywood movie couldn't figure that out with costumes in a movie that cost a ton of money is baffling. In another video, someone said that SnarkyJay might be a better choice for Snow White than Zeleger. I agree. It would be so cool to see a young person I knew was a genuine person with opinions I can agree with actually starring in a movie or TV show these days. Jyn Erso and Rogue One is the only good thing Disney Lucasfilm has done and probably ever will do. I'm actually considering selling my sequel DVDs (which I bought out of a silly idea of wanting to complete the saga set of DVDs I have) but I'll keep my Rogue One DVD and action figures (I still think K2SO and Chriuit Imwe are awesome characters). I grew up a massive Star Wars fan ever since 1977, but Disney has managed to ruin modern Star Wars to the point that I cancelled my Disney+ account after The Mandilorian went to crap in season two and won't buy anything new that is Star Wars, not even drink cups, anymore. I won't even consider watching the next Disney Star Wars movie even if all the reviewers claim it is great. I just feel betrayed by what they've done to Star Wars now. I'm with Lance on adaptations. I just don't understand why showrunners seem to be determined to ignore the really good novels, comics etc. that have come out and decide instead to 'reimagine' the I.P. and change everything. A big part of why I can't stand modern Star Wars. Hey! The Critical Doggo woke up and came to see us! Great moment in an already great video.
@antraxxslingshots
@antraxxslingshots 2 ай бұрын
when you said Pirates of the Cabinet PART THREE, was 2007... i lost my shit 😮😮😮😮
@samuel5591
@samuel5591 2 ай бұрын
Excellent guests this week! One easy on the eyes, one easy on the ears... and I've heard Darkhour is easy on the nose but unable to confirm.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 2 ай бұрын
I'm from Jersey so I'm obligated to use Axe Body spray
@samuel5591
@samuel5591 2 ай бұрын
I stand corrected.
@Sav._52
@Sav._52 2 ай бұрын
I just had a vision of Keven Hart doing a serious gritty drama film to change his carer Would be very interesting to see if he could do it
@thesaltmerchant4564
@thesaltmerchant4564 2 ай бұрын
Boy oh boy am i just sitting on the edge of my seat for drinkers snow white review when that drops
@zacj4162
@zacj4162 2 ай бұрын
Alien Romulus that didn't have any excitement drinker dosent want to spoil because it just came out but when Deadpool and Wolverine just came out he had no problem doing spoilers. A movie ppl actually were excited about
@drofwarcnwahs2108
@drofwarcnwahs2108 2 ай бұрын
Little Mermaid 2023 probably didn't make any money when you factor in marketing and the opportunity cost of money. The cost of money required at least another $45M to be recovered.
@supersolomob422
@supersolomob422 2 ай бұрын
Can’t wait until they get past 2024 in the intro and start revealing what will happen in the future, and it all comes true
@rkzenrage
@rkzenrage 2 ай бұрын
Snow White's cleaning isn't reciprocal; it'smore important, She's HOPING they'll rescue her & and clean it as a show of kindness regardless of whether they choose to or not. The new one's an insult to anyone with manners.
@sirgromith
@sirgromith 2 ай бұрын
It's a shame this open bar can't end with "What've I done" playing.
@meskalleniumfalcon
@meskalleniumfalcon 2 ай бұрын
The "fairest of them all" means something different is not even in the discussion. It is a german tale and the original text is: Spieglein, Spieglein an der Wand, wer ist die Schönste in ganzen Land (Schönste literally means most beautiful)
@billjones5741
@billjones5741 2 ай бұрын
Bring Mr H on next week to discuss alien rhombus as he enjoyed it. Will make for great discussion between ya’ll.
@terrystewart1973
@terrystewart1973 2 ай бұрын
2:00:00 Possible Disney remakes of classics? 'The Sword in the Stone' or 'Alice in Wonderland' maybe?
@MrRez808
@MrRez808 2 ай бұрын
Omg is that the Mac Lads doing the intro song?
@nicolasmaltais7755
@nicolasmaltais7755 2 ай бұрын
Quite the eye candy on the show, wow
@DmanDominate
@DmanDominate 2 ай бұрын
SnarkyJay becoming a regular it seems? Lets go!
@commentingisdangerous7530
@commentingisdangerous7530 2 ай бұрын
no thanks.
@internetsideshow
@internetsideshow 2 ай бұрын
1:46:40 When I was a kid, my father was teaching our Sunday school and when we studied the Ark of the Covenant, he brought in a TV/VCR and showed us the face melting scene in Raiders. This was a 3rd grade class. I can't believe he got away with that.
@commentingisdangerous7530
@commentingisdangerous7530 2 ай бұрын
okay, okay that Jay lady fit in pretty good this time. the drinkers moderator lance seems cool as hell.
@jinvid
@jinvid 2 ай бұрын
If Armageddon taught us anything, it's you shouldn't bring a gun to Space. So Weyland employees should've learned a thing or two.
@Blackofbeard
@Blackofbeard 2 ай бұрын
I'm surprised you guys didn't have praise for "there will be blood"
@anastasia-fr1gn
@anastasia-fr1gn 2 ай бұрын
Was introduced to snarky jay in this stream and she’s pretty cool on these panels. Would love to see her back.
@DJFreeKill
@DJFreeKill 2 ай бұрын
Hey Drinker! Missed last week's stream so looking forward to watching this later! By the way, is there any chance of Jon CJG being on the Open Bar at some point? I think he'd be a great guest!
@skyguy342
@skyguy342 2 ай бұрын
Would it be possible to have this long format style video on the major podcast streaming services?
@JoshMitag
@JoshMitag 2 ай бұрын
Kennedy, after her most recent failure in the Star Wars Universe, was asked to retire in order to save face, rather than being fired.
@jayboy2kay7
@jayboy2kay7 2 ай бұрын
2007 was the last great year for exceptional movies… No country for old men, Assassination of Jesse James (massively underrated) The Bourne Ultimatum.. list goes on. Seriously the 00s was the last decade that had an actual cultural era to it. After 2010 with the IPhone and social media coming out, EVERYTHING went global. And it’s been stale ever since. Absolute truth.
@jayboy2kay7
@jayboy2kay7 2 ай бұрын
Lol I typed this about 3 mins into the vid, then Drinker said exactly what I wrote. Confirmed my opinion. *sighs in nostalgia*
@RealSnoopDadd
@RealSnoopDadd 2 ай бұрын
It would have been cooler to see 7 little people doing press and the red carpet and showing they are just normal folks.
@SandshrewGarfield
@SandshrewGarfield 2 ай бұрын
Being as she's established herseld as "Roy Skoywalka" I suppose the upcoming Rey film is the tenth part of the 9-part "Skoywalka Sawgah"
@bluicarys732
@bluicarys732 2 ай бұрын
I remember the first announcement of borderlands in Gameinformer. It was hyper realistic, and they wisely changed it because they felt it would be a terrible fit for the games humor. I guess they didn't pass that note along.
@CommanderBossk
@CommanderBossk 2 ай бұрын
Snow White and the 7 hells
@greyknight627
@greyknight627 2 ай бұрын
To answer the question of is there any Disney film that could use a modern remake, only one comes to mind: The Black Cauldron. The film is based on a book that is very loosely adapted from the book. Not to mention the Black Cauldron is the 2nd book in the Chronicles of Prydain, so it’s weird they made a film in the middle of a book series as a standalone film. Do the book series justice.
@Num1n0us
@Num1n0us 2 ай бұрын
Little Platoon, to help you out, the answer to your question is NO. The Little Mermaid did reach break even at the box office, it's actual production budget plus the marketing meant it missed the mark by a wide margin - it was a box office flop. Between End Game and Inside Out 2 Disney did not have any films that weren't box office flops (even Doctor Strange MoM was a flop and it took 955 million dollars at the box office)
@wheeliebin18
@wheeliebin18 2 ай бұрын
Petition to replace "Whistle while you work" with "Simp while you Sing"?
@nealsterling8151
@nealsterling8151 2 ай бұрын
A Studio like "the Asylum" which is known for their comedy takes on big movies, should make a series where they take the piss on big budget Disney movies, pointing out the nonsense they do with their "modern takes" on classic movies. (Like the Dwarves kicking out Snowwhite when she ordered them to clean their own house after a day of work in the mines)
@rekki27
@rekki27 2 ай бұрын
Its always a pleasure listening👍
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