Open Bar #31 - Last Orders

[@trev6265]

Teddy Roosevelt: “Sorry about the mess, I’ve just been shot. Let me finish this 1 hour speech before we dig this bullet out.” Modern hero: “Wow, good thing I’m good at everything and exactly what I needed dropped into my lap. Aren’t I brave?”

[@jonbaxter2254]

Teddy Roosevelt would hate what his country would become.

[@stevewhite3424]

TR DEFINED being a Chad. Absolutely no effs given or expected

[@chasehedges6775]

@@jonbaxter2254He’d be in a state of tranquil fury.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@stevewhite3424 He was one of the best U.S presidents.

[@Bulbiyumyums]

@@jonbaxter2254 l

[@ScoundrelSFB]

Be well Drinker and everyone else, happy new year! Let us pray for good shit, and the deplorable things that bring us back here 🙏

[@sethkaicer319]

Keanu and I instead of going woke, decided to go whoa.

[@trev6265]

Me: “Why can’t you get to all the super chats?” Drinker: “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” Me: “Ah, 3 hours into an open bar…”

[@paulware4701]

That question about why the writers don't get paid more reminded me of a scene from a movie that was all about the early days of cinema; if I remember rightly, it starred Ryan O'Neil as the writer/producer/director and Burt Reynolds as his star. When a bunch of fans turned up they asked O'Neil which films he'd been in and he told them he wrote them, they wandered off to find someone actually famous. I think that pretty much says it all.

[@d3zzra]

If you feel like you need to sneeze, look upwards at a bright light. Always works for me to make it happen. Thx for your funny vids

[@Soridan]

That's a good old reliable trick, I personally found that pinching my nose strongly just under the bone also helps - but instead of sneezing it makes the urge go away completely.

[@d3zzra]

@@Soridan nice. will try this next time I'm being stealth.

[@Kernwadi]

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[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@kdash2657]

Bing?

[@CAP198462]

-15 points from your social credit score for posting comments that present inaccurate information about China.

[@cplusp1977]

Wheel of Time: Whem Tam saw his "son" on the pyre and said "You did well Son" I literallly sobbed. The writers of the TV desreve prison sentences

[@Astro_BS-AS]

Greetings from Buenos Aires, Argentina! You're such a great inspiration! Keep up the good work!

[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@StreetsOfRage2]

Vamos Ciclón 💕

[@alfman6150]

Hi, are you already sober after the festivities for becoming World Champion? ;-)

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Under Critical Drinker's beard there isn't a chin, just more beards.

[@Kernwadi]

Having a chin is subjective.

[@genmaicha.lapsang]

There's pictures online of him with no beard. It's scarry looking. Like the veil on reality was shaved off and I see the world for what it is.

[@stoopidseth]

PCU is a definite watch.

[@BlackNo1918]

I think drinker chose the best critical doggo breed. Lazy when convenient and true sprinters when needed. How old are the doggos? Anyone knows?

[@Turd_Rocket]

As always, I support The Critical Drinker for how effectively his videos represent the world we live in today.

[@christophertaylor9100]

I greatly recommend PCU. No chance it could be made these days

[@janwelk177]

I'd love a review of Bullet Train! What an enjoyable and hilarious movie

[@Mythyandr]

Bullet Train was the first time I thought, wow this is a rated R movie for someone born in 2005-06

[@janwelk177]

@Myth Yandr did you enjoy it? I laughed a LOT 😆

[@criticalmemetheory5404]

NPC be like, “Shut up and consume next product! Reeeeeeeeeeee!!”

[@rogerw3818]

'PCU' has turned into a documentary in the same way as both 'Idiocracy' and 'Soylent Green' did. Two films I'd like to see you review would be 'Traitor' (2008 Don Cheadle) and 'Unthinkable' (2010 Samuel L. Jackson). Both are "War On Terror" themed and go down some dark lanes.

[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@joseantoniomillabrito2764]

Nice exercise: you know your friends so much you can guess what they would think about a subject.

[@joseantoniomillabrito2764]

@criticaldrinker_- 🤣

[@rickagarwala6056]

Just wondering how you choose which movies to review. Also glad that you had a review of The Crow as it's my favorite comic book movie. If you are looking for animes to watch I recommend Ghost in the Shell (1992), Akira, Ninja Scrolls, and Patlabor 2. I noticed there wasn't a review of The Boys s3. While it leaned left vs being neutral, i.e. poking fun at everyone, I thought it was still fun. Just wondering what you would like to see from s4 to get it back to a drinker's recommend. Huge fan of your reviews and keep doing great work. Congrats on the KS movie and can't wait to see it.

[@Jptm26]

The Boys S3 was so much fun. There's really no show like that anywhere and every episode there's a big fun surprise, allied with great characters and writing

[@SzulcSzymon]

38:45 - wtf is that screaming in the back??? O_o

[@Sancyria]

Lol last evening I was watching this video before going to bed and I had a dream that Drinker came to my cousins wedding to drink and party. When I noticed him I tried to search my phone to take a selfie with him but when I found it Drinker had already been lost in the crowd and then the wedding was over and I was cleaning up a place with my co-workers. That sucked but atleast I got a chance to yell "Fuck you!" and show a middle finger to a co-worker who I hate so that was nice.

[@nathanrussell-raby5460]

35:28 Sadly, I think the reliability factor of a good film now hinges on the Producer. Not to say there aren't amazing directors out there, it's just that most Producers prefer to take the reigns themselves and refuse to give directors the room they need to actually direct. These days, you can't have a good movie without a good producer, but you can have bad movies with good directors.

[@wushiba]

Return of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie, other than the opening, but the ewoks are awesome!

[@toddsalisbury3851]

You legit care about catching chats and I think that really helps the channel. I may be 4 talls in an hour deep but even I can appreciate a good channel

[@chiguy_]

definitley need to have tyrone magnus as a guest for one of your happy hours or what not... anyway keep up the great reviews and honesty.. even when you predict something and are pleasantly surprised with how it actually ended. cheers to you sir.

[@quackhouseproductions5572]

I really rate “once upon a time in Hollywood”. Controversially Possibly my favourite QT film.

[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@darksidemachining]

@26:26 About GoT using swear words sparingly… nobody used the “C” word better than the Hound.

[@paulware4701]

I think that's because Rory McCann is Scottish. People of Scottish and/or Irish descent can swear better than anyone because they put such feeling into it. Totally different to when you hear Americans swear where it just feels like punctuation. (Somebody once said that no one but an Irishman can utter the words "Fockin' hell!" and make you believe they really mean it.)

[@69Jackjones69]

@@paulware4701 🧐 Listen to me swear and by God you'll understand an American can put his whole heart and soul into uttering profanity Believe that Although my grandfather was from Yorkshire so maybe I learned from the best

[@Miltz69]

It's funny as my housemate started watching ROP (which I gave up on after episode 1), and she was like, "Dude, this is awful and thought it was meant to be good" turns out she wanted to watch GOT House of the Dragon instead and got the wrong show 🤣😂😂 Thanked me for correcting her as I binged watched it recently and is WAY BETTER. "You've not seen what I've seen" or "there is a tempest within me" or LMAO explanation to "why do ships float and rocks/stones sink"...... I find it funny that she made it further into the series than me, so bring up those quotes to take the piss

[@mayorebfarnum8114]

what do you think of Henry Cavill and Leonardo Di Caprio constantly getting attacked by MSM for dating younger women? when the same journos celebrate Olivia Wilde and Demi Moore as beacons of humanity?

[@AaronJamesFD]

Jennifer Lawrence should have replaced Chadwick as Black Panther.

[@capitallunar4053]

To the person at 39:14. MauLer follows a lot of people he disagrees with for the lols (Quinton, Jeb, Hasan, etc), so AOC probably fits in this category. She does say a lot of hilariously absurd shit

[@samsschool3639]

THE MESSAGE

[@samsschool3639]

@criticaldrinker__ THE MESSAGE

[@theminister1154]

It's not "Gary of Rivia." It's "Gar-alt of Riverside."

[@nickwhite8408]

The question is, was 2022 the bottom of the barrel, could it get any worse. I'm guessing not until the ESG well runs dry

[@69Jackjones69]

It won't run dry

[@69Jackjones69]

So buckle up buttercup

[@nickwhite8408]

@@69Jackjones69 😂😂

[@Ali007572]

Is Drinker gonna do a stream with Mauler about the Glass Onion? Did he mention it? :)

[@jimmyb79]

Yes, mauler watched it and is making drinker do the same.

[@Ali007572]

@@jimmyb79 Thanks. :)

[@grantmathieson650]

Guns in films are great, never enough dakka.

[@TheEclecticGoat]

I am honestly stunned Drinker has not seen PCU....

[@neznypepe]

47:35 my reaction to Elliot Page as Superman meme

[@mrmathewsp]

Funny that you brought up Jurassic Park. I was thinking about it the other day. I have been very irritated lately by movies that do not follow the books, but for some reason I gave this one a pass. It is very different than the book. It may have been because I saw the movie first, but I think it's a good example of how forgiving fans can be if you still make a Greta, fun to watch film.

[@genmaicha.lapsang]

As a Dune fan I accepted long ago that changes will need to be made when adapting it to film. but I think that fans will accept massive changes to the source material IF and ONLY IF the adaptation stays true to the *spirit* of the source material. That's not a quantitative statement but I think it's true none the less.

[@Durzo1259]

At first I asked "what's a Greta?", then I figured typo for "great", but then it's capitalized which makes me wonder if you did mean Greta.... so now I'm confused and can only say, HOW DARE YOU! 😂

[@RyanEX2000]

@@genmaicha.lapsang As someone who's read the Dune books I hold no illusions of it being faithfully adapted to the big screen. You'd need to have a movie for each book and even then that'd be pushing it. As for JP, it's a common theme that's been around for decades to make little changes that only book readers would spot. Hell, Rambo was guilty of this since in the book he died, but in the movie he lived.

[@emhu2594]

The lost world is my favorite book period. The adaptation was about a kid gymnast kicking a raptor. Wwwwtttfffff. "Best movie ever" in Emilia Clarke voice

[@genmaicha.lapsang]

@@RyanEX2000 When it come to Dune, despite all of the budgetary limitations...I still think that the sifi original series from 2000 is the best adaptation. The 2021 film is second.

[@perandersson3977]

Don't worry. Wokfonia will find a way to make the God Emperor in 40k a woman

[@occupywallets9096]

SEVERANCE is my hot pick for 2022 Best Show...

[@chasehedges6775]

The Critical Drinker always delivers and I’m glad.

[@abelturner2999]

Make the Ragnarok video! That was one of the greatest games I've ever played!

[@tryalbyfun4744]

Return of the Jedi pays offs Vader and Luke final fight!

[@angharad256]

Just a suggestion: maybe periodically put up a selection of anime and let your viewers vote on which one you should watch. It would be good for you guys to get to watch something *good* on occasion, and obviously you can't watch everything, but I am really curious what you would make of some of the stories, coming from a writer's perspective. And ESPECIALLY compared to the drivel we're being given in western media.

[@Kernwadi]

"Hmm..." -Geralt of Rivia

[@nothajzl]

Kratos, actually haha

[@Kernwadi]

@@nothajzl Well, that's like... Your subjective opinion.

[@nothajzl]

@@Kernwadi hhhurrgghh…

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@nothajzl BOY!

[@wesheiser7531]

I liked Knives Out until I watched the Happy Hour about it. As the stream went on I had to admit all y’all’s criticisms were undeniable and changed my opinion of it.

[@findogula]

@Drinker - I'd love to hear your take on "Mandy" (Panos Cosmatos). Sorry this is totally irrelevant to this particular video, I just didn't know where else to post my bold request 😆 Slainte!

[@Lee-vp8vs]

Jayden Smith ain't his dad. With all the controversy around his relationship with Jada this could also be a literal statement.

[@LoneWolf-gz9mr]

"Crystal Skull with Shia LaBeouf leading an army of monkeys through the trees to attack the Russians".. Yeah, Drinker is right, nobody wants to think on that and for Lucas, it was right after the prequels.. I think George was either: 1.. Going through something and it might have knocked a screw loose... OR 2... Was doing ENTIRELY too many drugs and/or alcohol at that time and IT might have knocked a screw loose temporarily... OR finally.. 3... Both.

[@fikilemkhize5776]

I don't drinker will review the black phone. He had never heard of it before and didn't write it down.

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

1:40

[@fikilemkhize5776]

Has drinker ever recommended a horror movie

[@jimmyb79]

Quite a few - event horizon, aliens and dog soldiers are a some horrors he’s reviewed.

[@fikilemkhize5776]

@Jimmy B I remember the Aliens recommendation. For some reason, that movie did not register as a horror, but you are right. Anyway, he doesn't seem like a person who likes horrors very much, or maybe it's because he wants to stick with more popular movies, and horror is not

[@jackbrown1969]

The Thing

[@Starwarslegorob]

Cheers Mate

[@garysuarez9614]

It is you! AGAIN!

[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@Kernwadi]

It's you... The hero of my crotch!

[@garysuarez9614]

@@Kernwadi Oh, I'm no hero.

[@jasrianna]

Drinker manages to be more entertaining on his own than the entire Real BBC stream this week.

[@samwallaceart288]

I really don't care for Az so much. If I wanted an out-of-touch unfunny largeman to go on sexist tangents and make porn references, I'd just call up my uncle.

[@joriei]

@@samwallaceart288 And don't forget the part where everyone is a communist if they don't make the movies or series the way he likes them. BBC used to be a good stream where 3 nerds talked about comics, series and movies. Gary started putting politics in every stream and it ruined everything. For now, Drinker and Mauler have been saving themselves from this brainwashing.

[@2tone209]

AY UP DRINKER

[@JudithYD]

I hated Jurassic Park - yes, I know I am in the minority - because I read the book right before I saw it. The book just had so much more meat than the movie! It probably wasn't fair to judge the movie that way since I realize there is so much more you can put into a book. But I felt that the whole point of the novel - the sheer horror of the dinosaurs getting out and procreating - and also the sense of systems of chaos getting out of control and the hubris of humans thinking we can control them - was totally lost in the movie. I think I would have been happy if some of those themes had been in Jurassic park. Of course I haven't seen Jurassic world but it seems those movies are much worse than Jurassic park so I guess I haven't missed anything.

[@Ramdileo_sys]

The only way to make Indiana Jones 5 better it would be... Phoebe Waller character give to Indy the assignment at the beginning of the movie ... and she disappear until the end....... and Indy is accompanied through the adventure by an actually nice and beautiful actress... like Kate Capshaw or Alison Doody were at the time.... Damn !! even today they are far more beautiful than this Phoebe .... especially Alison.. she is still gorgeous...

[@battlebunny88]

Drinker, have you watched Banshee?

[@THECRITICALDRINKER9000]

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[@JacobHeldt]

perfect !

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[@JacobHeldt]

@CriticalDrinkerAfterHours i what is this ?!?

[@nayeemhasan2713]

@@JacobHeldt bot

[@SuperSuperdude88]

the display pic shows Mauler but hes not even in it? whats up with that guy???? whatever streams he is in- he barely talks now?? and disappears

[@anrite1]

Witcher: those cdproject games werent first. First was made much ealier and FAILED. sapkowski didn't follow gaming business, didn't realise massive evolution of it, did not belive cdproject could do better. That's why he accepted upfront payment. Elves in Witcher books: they live much longer than humans and they are beautiful, like super beautiful, and they don't have canines because they did not evolve from apes. And they are assholes, that used to be in charge but are losing to humans because... of many well thought reasons.

[@Shineinpoverty]

I like how of terrible Tv and movies we got these days we have a new entertainment. I was not interested in movie reviews when I watched movies. Now I almost exclusively watch YTbers like Drinker.

[@Jptm26]

I think you should start watching better rated shows and movies and start to review that content, because I would really like to hear your opinion on stuff like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Succession, Barry, Ted Lasso, etc

[@trev6265]

Speaking of good dumb movies, please tell me you are going to watch Cocaine Bear.

[@TheRealMike1976]

Drinker wearing Lonsdale🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jordanpax9735]

Terrifier 2 was horrible,

[@nklin6]

" modern day writing is terrible " proceeds to ignore all good writing and just whinge

[@stevewhite3424]

Why not propose some examples of good writing rather than just whinging about someone else's OPINION?

[@maxmax5054]

Don't waste Your time on Jack Ryan, Drinker. First season is very good, second is much worst and third is unwatchable. That is one of my biggest dissapointment.

[@fikilemkhize5776]

AZ sucks, I was a subscriber to his channel, but his rants were annoying. I also found myself asking, "how is this guy qualified to critique movies?"

[@kenbeenbanned1674]

At least there's no season two of she hulk

[@dirtyfunkymonkey]

Get Call Me Chato on Drinker.

[@bewmdogg]

Crusade is better than Raiders