"Would you care for some crackers, cheese, and salted pork?" Boy's got LUNCHABLES in there
@bbcarrioncrow4 жыл бұрын
Update: I had NO CLUE that this little detail was actually part of the SCP canon? But now I do! This makes me so happy for some reason, he's just in there eating these fuckin lunchables and I love it
@tabithathecat4 жыл бұрын
@@bbcarrioncrow it's canon?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@bbcarrioncrow4 жыл бұрын
@@tabithathecat IKR it's weirdly adorable!
@tabithathecat4 жыл бұрын
@@bbcarrioncrow I love it
@kehill72573 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: i was eating one of those lunchables when I looked at this
@randoaccount4264 жыл бұрын
Me: **scratches my nose** SCP-049: *ur infected with the great die*
@lattugafredda53454 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bumblebee23614 жыл бұрын
You've been diagnosed with dead
@suns39434 жыл бұрын
I scratched my nose before I saw this comment
@Anltee4 жыл бұрын
i am infected with the great (not die) 300th liker
@amtrakisveryepic4 жыл бұрын
Me: its just a cough Mom: its just a cough Nurse: its just a cough Doctor: its just a cough Google: you have stage 4 cancer Bing: *I DiAgNoSe YoU WiTh DeAd*
@fancystreams34343 жыл бұрын
049: “Do not jape with me...” Me: “Sir, I would never j-walk and vape at the same time, it’s too uncivilized.”
@thatweirdguy67113 жыл бұрын
I W O U L D T H O
@dplyup48253 жыл бұрын
What does jape mean
@fancystreams34343 жыл бұрын
@@dplyup4825 It means “a practical joke”
@harrowingseer3 жыл бұрын
@@dplyup4825 jape means to mess with and jest with in an annoying manner
@dplyup48253 жыл бұрын
@@harrowingseer ooooooooo thank u💅
@aplaguedoctor41965 жыл бұрын
This is what pops up in your recommendations when you listen to small amounts of asmr and lots of videos on the scp foundation
@thelegion46984 жыл бұрын
KZbin Algorithm heard you wanted to be purified to sleep.
@exodus99414 жыл бұрын
It’s spelt plague :)
@aplaguedoctor41964 жыл бұрын
Exohunter239 thanks dude I’m really tired
@_culibrid_12364 жыл бұрын
So true
@tired_teetee58164 жыл бұрын
Oh no, did you go sentient again, oh great halloween costume?
@Demonic_Pulsar4 жыл бұрын
Alright, who released SCP-049 and gave him a microphone.. God dammit D-Classes
@RRTSMPlayz4 жыл бұрын
*points to Dr.Bright* I think he is the one who doing this...
@furociousarts4 жыл бұрын
@@RRTSMPlayz time to put that down on *THINGS DR BRIGHT ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO IN THE SCP FOUNDATION* list
@therandomchannel30764 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@sharkwithnotoes30514 жыл бұрын
@@furociousarts Dr Bright is not aloud to use SCP-049 For KZbin fame.
@sharkwithnotoes30514 жыл бұрын
@@furociousarts I can hear SCP ILLUSTRATED already
@baiatubaiatu26595 жыл бұрын
next: SCP-173 neck massage
@calmdown55595 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@Nicoshock20035 жыл бұрын
Just keep your eyes closed to feel the bliss of (neck snap).....
@saintthicc5 жыл бұрын
Ayumu Aikawa [DATA EXPUNGED]
@Inkwell_Music5 жыл бұрын
Ibrahim Rakietă AAAAAAHH SWEET JESUS NOOOOO!!!! (Dude i like my body intact.)
@MagicWhispering5 жыл бұрын
SCP 079 Keyboard typing sounds SCP 096 Staring competition SCP 939 Ear eating Oh the list could go on
@prestonnugent18493 жыл бұрын
It's interesting that this is actually a really accurate portrayal of SCP-049. It mentions in the notes on his file that when not in his "aggressive state", he's a really reasonable guy, talking with researchers, sharing experiments, and all-around acting like an upstanding man of science. If a human were to ever get offered to him, minus the ASMR and a lack of accent (which has no particular origin) this is probably how they'd get treated.
@randomdude05520 күн бұрын
scp 049 is french so he have french accent
@breadeater87375 жыл бұрын
*calls the foundation* Ye, he's here, he is doing *that* thing again
@theresal6975 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@Let-the-fandom-begin5 жыл бұрын
The ASMR or the *Other other* thing
@dr.altoclef92555 жыл бұрын
Just let him do it, it keeps him busy. More of this means less murder. Also I need a sleep aid. -Dr. Alto Clef, Chief Defenestrator
@wilkesbooth38115 жыл бұрын
you're thinking of 049-J
@a3thharks0nn345 жыл бұрын
Hello toshinori
@PhantomRaptor14 жыл бұрын
I love how he sounds both detached (like a normal doctor) and caring at the same time, it's a weird combination. You can see how he seems to try and put the patient before his work, especially when he offers crackers.
@jaspoayzzz81113 жыл бұрын
He's just trying to help cure people so he's like a regular doctor.
@arrogantdj99213 жыл бұрын
@@jaspoayzzz8111 Not to ruin the parade but he kills those who he believes cant be cured and turns them into horrifying undead creatures
@ego83303 жыл бұрын
@@arrogantdj9921 not the worst thing that happened to me
@jaspoayzzz81113 жыл бұрын
@@arrogantdj9921 Well yeah there's that too lo
@ishotmygrandma3 жыл бұрын
@@arrogantdj9921 that's not really his fault tho, he just wants to cure people
@receptionsystem4 жыл бұрын
_free him_ *_the world needs him now_* when the hell did this get 2.8k likes its not even that funny
@Ezekielz444 жыл бұрын
Yes free scp-049
@siren75674 жыл бұрын
If you go on google earth if you look it up you can actually find the scp foundation so if we get like a million people to sign up on Facebook we could raid the foundation (they can’t stop us all)
@Ezekielz444 жыл бұрын
@@siren7567 alrighty LET'S GO!!
@19EggsBenedict834 жыл бұрын
*I need him to cure me of Corona-*
@GreenGlo19914 жыл бұрын
.... what if he got free and that’s the problem?
@S0ftSky_Over3 жыл бұрын
The listener is basically now an scp that is mute, shy, is able to communicate with other scp’s with no harm done to them, and afraid of others
@DominicBelzebub3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yeah
@myradicicco42843 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that is so true
@larchan13503 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are very friendly. And I had no knowing of their affiliation as to being another anomaly. I was not amused. But, as I had said, they are friendly.
@lps-emily3 жыл бұрын
so almost scp-999
@S0ftSky_Over3 жыл бұрын
@@lps-emily guess so but minus the fact we’re not a blob
@thomasnolastname87345 жыл бұрын
SCP-049: do not jape with me Me: *japes* SCP-049: *STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!*
@theceoofworlddominationbut98555 жыл бұрын
SCP049: AND PAY WITH Y *OUR PLAGuE*
@jessechavez56024 жыл бұрын
STOP! You have committed crimes against the foundation and it’s people! What say you in your defense?!
@mindofjersey99504 жыл бұрын
Jesse Chavez what do I say In my defense? CYKA BLYAT
@janegamez134 жыл бұрын
The ghost of dr.Ham: ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL
@relicrains45134 жыл бұрын
OK
@weoroa93304 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus: **spreads all around the world** SCP-049: my time to shine.
@swagkiwi38344 жыл бұрын
LMAO SO TRUE THO
@scooba98564 жыл бұрын
Overhaul be like
@jamiecooper29224 жыл бұрын
Scp 049:Don't worry guys I'll clutch up the gulag and save you all soon very soon
@vin_scull_cat53264 жыл бұрын
For Halloween ima be a plague doctor, it’s just necessary
@mr.zapper33564 жыл бұрын
Katie Mortensen I was thinking more like a hazmat suit
@theeggroll71505 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Relaxing in the pocket dimension with the D-bois
@grumpytoilet44495 жыл бұрын
I LIKE YOUR BOOTS
@josephocchionero76385 жыл бұрын
D BOYS UNITE!!!
@tylerarnold74295 жыл бұрын
D BOOIIIIS😂
@pewpewpew79985 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Dont stop looking at peanut with relaxing neck breaking sounds
@bobbyjones91135 жыл бұрын
You have 99 likes so Imma give you 100
@Roader720453 жыл бұрын
049: Do you find dismembered hands calming? Me: Absolutely, no doubt about it
@skullfacegaro27163 жыл бұрын
I find them calming
@rawrtopia22583 жыл бұрын
@@skullfacegaro2716 oh my god..
@onionboi82873 жыл бұрын
@Animeweeber what a beautiful Duwang
@lori82343 жыл бұрын
@@skullfacegaro2716 HOLY SH-
@Idk123.-3 жыл бұрын
@@skullfacegaro2716 Why am I not surprised 🤦♂️
@echo04974 жыл бұрын
"The Great Dying" has the same energy as "The Big Sad"
@SkylerGrace05063 жыл бұрын
“ And, class, here is what The Great Dying did to people.. “ “ Oh, no! It’s the big sad! “
@jigokunohi65383 жыл бұрын
@@SkylerGrace0506 I’m dying 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@lernaze8713 жыл бұрын
@@jigokunohi6538 should i cure you?
@DustyHoney3 жыл бұрын
It’s really funny that SCP-049 has said he doesn’t know what the Black Death is.
@lernaze8713 жыл бұрын
@@DustyHoney because people call it plauge and not many people say black death but now i know they are the same
@@Contrailing maybe scp-173 is just a bad chiropractor 🤔 idk
@digital107-_-5 жыл бұрын
Who?
@Mesruksi5 жыл бұрын
That Guy Who Comments Love the crunch
@ForgetfulHatter5 жыл бұрын
high five! *slap!* ....... *the sound a dead body makes falling to the ground*
@Mazz535 жыл бұрын
Cool
@FilipDavids5 жыл бұрын
lol I get it
@Annabellesm5 жыл бұрын
...you died
@AWACS_Snowblind5 жыл бұрын
Really, this shouldn't be relaxing for people who know the SCP but it is lol
@LoneWandererCollin5 жыл бұрын
Use the ring
@Codydl143 жыл бұрын
Scp-049: may I offer you a drink? Me: yes Scp-049: no? That’s fine. Me: -_-
@Noone-ez6cp3 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroIsALowlife my brudda
@e-tree3 жыл бұрын
Fine then, I'll offer myself to a drink.
@timmyg88883 жыл бұрын
@@e-tree *creates a glass of (insert drink here) from thin air*
@siraxolot42622 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroIsALowlife Says who?! They're clearly mine!
@siraxolot42622 жыл бұрын
@@ZeroIsALowlife epic
@HanaNoMachi5 жыл бұрын
**Chuckling** I’m in danger
@Let-the-fandom-begin5 жыл бұрын
*Same*
@tippettfamily33395 жыл бұрын
PAHAHAHA! I GET IT! FINALLY, I GET SOMETHING!
@dontmindme74515 жыл бұрын
Sorry to correct you but it’s * chuckles* Im in danger
@mistyerrors31215 жыл бұрын
LOL
@silverspartangaming69635 жыл бұрын
@@mistyerrors3121 the Halo array the death Star red matter the flood the t-virus the g virus is a blackwing virus all the things that can kill an SCP oh wait a Terminator
@deserteaglegaming52905 жыл бұрын
“Ah yes my first human subject” *hesitates* “Willing human subject”
@prestonreynolds48204 жыл бұрын
I’m like #666. Don’t change it people.
@prestonreynolds48204 жыл бұрын
Levquox Dammit
@playerxd45193 жыл бұрын
Me: I dint even sign up for this
@Alisibeth_Talia2123 жыл бұрын
My SCP Oc named Megara: "...I mean, that's about right."
@icyboi70393 жыл бұрын
“My man I’m being honest they just pushed me in here saying something like... ‘we’ll give you some sushi’ dude I have a seafood allergy I can’t even have sushi I’m pretty much the opposite of willing here”
@picklesdinkles35235 жыл бұрын
Says he is in no mood for Japes *proceeds to play with a skull of his dead "friend"*
@isabellacarter23355 жыл бұрын
Pickles Dinkles Aha! But is he japing or is he perhaps only jesting?
@picklesdinkles35235 жыл бұрын
@@isabellacarter2335 I quite fancy you're ingenuity XD
@zephyrzzzz Жыл бұрын
It's been 4 years. I still cannot. Stop. Coming. Back. To this video. I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP REWATCHING THIS VIDEO. It's THAT good.
@hey_its_dray84025 жыл бұрын
All I could focus on was the fact that he looked like a happy little bird nodding his head... BREAKING NEWS Dangerous Bird Man Looks Like Cute Baby Bird To Victim
@harrowingseer5 жыл бұрын
Beaking news*
@РоманБочкарёв-ъ3з5 жыл бұрын
Йа фром англия
@omfgpainkillers5 жыл бұрын
Birdtown News
@t_posin_scraggy40615 жыл бұрын
@@harrowingseer damn it you beat me to it
@keyoha75654 жыл бұрын
049 : Are you afraid of needles ? Me : *flashbacks, almost in tears* Yeah 049 : Well I'll do it when you'll be asleep Me : You're the best, you know ?
@naomigwolfe81123 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@jinn47403 жыл бұрын
I have the biggest fear. I always get nervous and sweat- I feel heat
@OmniKing9393838483 жыл бұрын
I mean you won't feel or see it happening so
@Sorry4MyOldComments3 жыл бұрын
💚He's my bestie deep down in my heart💚
@Kittykisskissnikita3 жыл бұрын
@@Sorry4MyOldComments same 😁
@aweirdidiot78154 жыл бұрын
SCP-049: *touches the camera* The camera: *powers off*
@J_C_May4 жыл бұрын
H M M M
@Shadow980374 жыл бұрын
Wait if the walls were scps scp040 by loser
@yourmomcallme18374 жыл бұрын
How you make comment be dark
@clumsiiconfidant57804 жыл бұрын
_.0._
@yeeyee854 жыл бұрын
@@yourmomcallme1837 like *this* ? Oh you put * around the word, for example .*hi.* but without the periods
@Hunter-yu2ez Жыл бұрын
“You are… quite the perfect specimen.” Flattered, you aren’t to bad yourself 049 👍✨ (I also think SCP-049 would make a great therapist, I’m unsure why. He just seems like that kinda chill and comforting kind of person :)) )
@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx Жыл бұрын
As a person who is attracted to 049 that part gave me chills.
@N51totallynotprivatemilitary Жыл бұрын
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx w h a t ?
@cryptid_cactus Жыл бұрын
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx...no fraternizing with the anomalies, thought you’d know better than that
@Dancing_DP9 ай бұрын
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx ...I can't believ- ok sir he's a pluage docter and he kills with a touch and thanks to bright we have a "no mating with scp's" rule.
@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx9 ай бұрын
@@cryptid_cactus But...... But....... I can't help it! Lmfaooooo.
@blankworthy70494 жыл бұрын
Scp-049: and what is your name? Me: *says nothing* Scp-049: ok great
@Atlasworld20054 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joansablan59904 жыл бұрын
I like to say embarrassing and cringy things for all his Questions
@furociousarts4 жыл бұрын
I wish 049 would say "Hi nothing, I'm doctor"
@pass_the_wrench31954 жыл бұрын
Hello my name is Chaka oof ca and my dad knows god-
@chloec.80774 жыл бұрын
Pfffff
@boneyjonesy90295 жыл бұрын
no one: 049: sensually caresses skull of former doctor
@RRTSMPlayz4 жыл бұрын
About the doctor, meaning that the skull he was holding was Dr. Hamm..
@anidiot49924 жыл бұрын
I almost thought you said sexually.
@biggaybitch32674 жыл бұрын
@@anidiot4992 hmmmmmmmm 👀😳
@lemongirl71894 жыл бұрын
@@anidiot4992 WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS??!
@footlop10534 жыл бұрын
I CAN JUST IMAGINE “So I have this” *LIP SMACKS* “jar of leeches”
@meowwowowowoww4 жыл бұрын
I lit-rally just fucking c h o k e d
@spoiledtimmy18604 жыл бұрын
I can totally hear this coming from him
@LeortisBooks3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@lernaze8713 жыл бұрын
I may or may not have said that to another scp that was forced into my cell
@muaserrr1983 жыл бұрын
@@lernaze871 gud
@built_bad.-.40293 жыл бұрын
Imagine if your going into surgery and your doctor knows your like the SCP foundation and so he walks in wearing that and tells you “once..you have awoken...you shall be cured of your..pestilence”
@Abraxas12123 жыл бұрын
I am actually very relaxed by stone scraping sounds. Idk why they just sound nice.
@Cherryyyy87153 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, That'd be really intimidating
@americanboot78183 жыл бұрын
*confused screaming*
@descendantgaming54102 жыл бұрын
@@americanboot7818 pretty much summed up what I was thinking.
@ZodokiEsparda2 жыл бұрын
. . . i probably would run
@henninguns4585 жыл бұрын
~~~Timestamps~~~ 0:11 Writing in notebook 0:30 introducing himself and writing 2:02 whispreing and tapping lightly on notebook 5:38 sensing you? 6:29 offering you something to drink 7:00 dr. ham? 7:19 tapping and rubbing on plastic skull 9:38 hand motions with latex gloves 15:28 back to writing in the notebook 19:04 some kind of purse/bag 22:39 asking you to stare at his finger 26:18 he wants to listen to your vitals?? 28:57 I really dont know what this is 30:40 mortar and pestle 37:07 calming hand motions 41:46 showing some weird wodden block 43:08 rubbing wodden blocks 51:37 you fell to sleep (Screen faded to black) 51:49 you woke up 51:52 he is starting to start the incision 51:56 realized that you are awake 52:12 calming hand motions 52:23 patreon credits I hope you have a good sleep❤ If you would like to, you can like this comment so more people can see it❤ Do you guys like the little spaces between, or should i remove them?
@calmdown55595 жыл бұрын
Keep the spaces, you are doing 343's work
@lennoboi9885 жыл бұрын
@@calmdown5559 clever
@sunnyd52245 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that he does calming hand motions when he is about to turn you into SCP-049 2
@kaamuu5575 жыл бұрын
Henninguns Scp 049 Dr Hams best friend Likes to molest Dr Hams being , Bone or not
You thought it was Corvus? *wrong* Its 049 *Bamboozled again*
@SCP-wp4le4 жыл бұрын
Jinx Flames I am his substitute on his days off.
@powmclroy34544 жыл бұрын
@@SCP-wp4le ....shit
@dr.altoclef92554 жыл бұрын
SCP 049 I take it I won’t get a hug then...?
@SCP-wp4le4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Alto Clef I’ll gladly hug you
@ee85465 жыл бұрын
6:41 When you're 6 minutes into plauge and chill and he gives you this look:
@thewindwakinghero74235 жыл бұрын
I literally choked laughing
@thewindwakinghero74235 жыл бұрын
For a second I thought autocorrect changed it to coked
@heckwaffle23635 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA perfect! Have your damn like you earned it!
@ee85465 жыл бұрын
@@heckwaffle2363 Omg thanks!!! XDD
@TrinityTronos5 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm pleased XD
@angel_cake073 жыл бұрын
My friends: Why do you watch weird ASMRs like this?? Me: **on the verge of tears and just wanting to feel loved** Hearts been broke so many times- 🥲
@Lowe_1643 жыл бұрын
Here ya go *shares a kitkat with you*
@angel_cake073 жыл бұрын
@@Lowe_164 thank you 😔 *eats kit kat*
@frankaxe67003 жыл бұрын
Pat pat Your heart has been japped to much you know it's alright one day it will be rebuilt and staying that way 😁
@angel_cake073 жыл бұрын
@@frankaxe6700 currently it’s fixed let’s hope it stays that way
@angel_cake077 ай бұрын
@Isaiah-fx2ei oh my god this was three years ago why did I talk like this😭😭😭
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
TL;DR for those who did not read 049's article: He's a plague doctor guy with the following properties: 1. His clothing is not actual clothing, but rather a direct growth of his body, mask and all 2. He can kill instantly with a touch to the skin 3. He emanates an aura of fear at all times so everyone is rather afraid of or on edge around him 4. His prime driving directive is to 'cure' all those he deems infected with what he calls the Pestilence The 'cured' individual does not survive his procedure. He starts by touch-killing the patient. Then he goez in and does all sorts of doo-hickey that involves intense surgery that often rearranges the innards and body parts into disoriented jumbles. Along the way he also drains out all the fluids and injects new and weirder fluids using unspecified contraptions out of his Mary Poppins bag. The result of the procedure barely resembles the poor sap who walked into it and is essentially, as one scientist put it, a walking zombie vegetable. Albiet a highly dangerous and aggressive vegetable that only seems to play nice with 049 himself. 049 says that this individual is cured, but even he admits that the cure isn't perfect yet and he's still looking for improvements here and there. Oh, and Dr. Hamm got died because he confronted 049 about his cure turning patients into dead vegetables. 049 of course was triggered hard and forcibly carried out a 'cure' procedure on Dr. Hamm. This is what 049's passing remarks about japing refer to. Finally, it seems that lavender calms 049 down for some strange reason. Addendum #1 (Because there was some stuff I missed): SCP-049 keeps a notebook that is in a code that is so badly schronouqueled that it is impossible for anyone else to decipher it. Counterproductively, he still refers SCP staff to it when they ask about the Pestilence. 049 likes to dine on crackers and salted pork. How he does this is unexplained as his mask is literally part of his face. As of yet 049 has not specified any details about what the Pestilence *is* whatsoever. When asked about symptons of Pestilence, he merely waves it off saying that it can crop up in many shapes and forms and could show up literally anywhere.
@cin79435 жыл бұрын
Likely, lavender would calm him down because actual plague doctors used to fill the beaks of their masks with lavender (and other assorted pungent things) to protect them from the stench of dead bodies, and from inhaling the plague themselves.
@stfu52425 жыл бұрын
“Got died”
@ambernight27745 жыл бұрын
This is the best description I have ever heard of any scp outside their official articles, this is hilarious! “Doo-hickey” “Mary poppins bag”
@vegapondz5 жыл бұрын
Endermage77 why am I not scared of him...
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
@@vegapondz Good question I forgot to mention his fear aura, so by all rights the viewer ought to be terrified of him when he's this close.
@jujumoe2115 жыл бұрын
Jape is a word used in old French. It is a word for mockery. Thank you and good day.
@grumpytoilet44495 жыл бұрын
*wtf is ur pfp*
@AndreaMMc4 жыл бұрын
Japing- HE WAS RECOVERED IN FRANCE.
@blairblue67694 жыл бұрын
His first language is old French. Did you not realize that? Read the fucking Addendums. The files.
@TheElvenQueenOG4 жыл бұрын
I feel educated lol
@3MotionLaws4 жыл бұрын
It’s understandable,because besides English he also knows old French language. Pretty much he can be a French plague doctor.
@wheatie46285 жыл бұрын
When you hear “I am the cure” in containment breach *PANIC*
@CynicalFurry5 жыл бұрын
GRAB YOUR RIFLES KIDS WE GOT A DOCTOR TO KILL
@CynicalFurry5 жыл бұрын
@Hanging Munchkin he isn't, there was a termination attempt, so he can be killed
@therobloxbaconhair55595 жыл бұрын
FUCK I'M CALLING THE MTFS
@thesun51125 жыл бұрын
At the disco?
@CynicalFurry5 жыл бұрын
@@thesun5112 nevermind switch targets
@Codydl143 жыл бұрын
Scp-049: *Writing in his Notebook* Me: *Thinking he’s writing all this complicated crap* What he is actually writing: *I am pretending to write something.*
@jellyfancmango40125 жыл бұрын
When you walk in to 049's cell and he doesnt kill you: *"excuse me what the f__k"*
@graagMMA4 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking that 049 is keter
@graagMMA4 жыл бұрын
Seantheepicdoge _ Exactly
@graagMMA4 жыл бұрын
Seantheepicdoge _ Yes, I was saying that he is not keter, that is why I responded “Exactly” to you.
@tovact4 жыл бұрын
Bmunop The Dog ok u gotta admit, bachata is nice. But making it ur ONLY vids is too much
@yesterdaystomorrow55104 жыл бұрын
Isn't the Doc actually super polite and chill though? Like he's not trying to just kill anyone and everyone. Unless you're his subject you should be fine to walk into his cell. Just be like "oops, sorry mate, wrong turn. Big fan of your work and all, but I'd rather not participate in the experiments" and then leave. 049 is there basically out of choice, he's intelligent and seems to possess sympathy and feels regret for hurting others. He's not 682, he doesn't want to kill anything that just enters his cell.
@Cherryyyy87155 жыл бұрын
049: You have willingly volunteered to be my first human specimen, is that correct? Me: That is correct, sir. I am here to get cut up by a 200 year old bird doctor.
@omegadragons3214 жыл бұрын
Aye, same here, as long as I don’t die. I’d prefer to have permanent internal damage.
@Chriscraft-ug3sz4 жыл бұрын
Plage* doctor
@shroud0cloud144 жыл бұрын
Chriscraft6190 Plague* Doctor
@isaacashley24944 жыл бұрын
Yay there is a furry here hello fello fur
@Chriscraft-ug3sz4 жыл бұрын
THE LUNAR CULT furries are gay
@fbidumbbee5 жыл бұрын
049: "and that's how i lost my medical licence"
@charlottesierra115 жыл бұрын
Oh my god thanks for exsisting man xDDD
@keeganroessler67134 жыл бұрын
My friend you are a genius we need medic in a bird mask asmring SOMEONE WORK ON THIS PLZ
@Atlasworld20054 жыл бұрын
🤣
@LowIntSpecimen4 жыл бұрын
7:00 Huh. So that's where the skeleton went.
@zhongxina10624 жыл бұрын
That medic is a spy
@sarahmatteson46883 жыл бұрын
SCP-049 is so nice, he doesn't like causing undue pain, he takes great care in calming his patients down and making them feel better before he cuts them open and does his experiments. If I had to die by SCP I'd pick him to do it lol
@vinnian56464 жыл бұрын
What kind of disease do you cure? 049: *Y e s*
@PekaCheeki4 жыл бұрын
S l e e p disease
@Giga8304 жыл бұрын
No disease he’s an scp
@bananadio2554 жыл бұрын
VS H r/woooosh
@starshinehxneyanimations79114 жыл бұрын
0:49
@God077704 жыл бұрын
All of them
@elosougui52645 жыл бұрын
It is weird that SCP-049 has returned my tingles during this video? Have they been finally contained? Has I been cured of the pestilence?
@yoshilover1055 жыл бұрын
ElOsoUgui Yes! You’ve been cured! A successful curing of the pestilence!
@foxparadise56715 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, and yes
@cjstubaus75395 жыл бұрын
Yep
@grumpytoilet44495 жыл бұрын
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
@jugemujugemugokounosurikire4 жыл бұрын
ᴏᴡᴏ
@T0xic_Gh0st_1115 жыл бұрын
*Regular ASMRS* This is nice... *SCP ASMRS* But I like this
@potatolauncher93205 жыл бұрын
Im ur 100th like dude
@_cliquequtie_85875 жыл бұрын
Oh
@uraveragejohndoe21805 жыл бұрын
imagine scp 682 doing a asmr XD that would be funny or scp 999
@natebit81305 жыл бұрын
397
@IroncladProductionss5 жыл бұрын
litterly me XD
@tarochibi12343 жыл бұрын
049:”Would you like some water?” Me: Oh sure my mouth is kinda dry from sleeping, so can I- 049: “ No? That is fine...” Me: What the-???
@Scp-ho1qr3 жыл бұрын
Gotta make sure that the person is cured from the pestilence
@TheBuggyGal5 жыл бұрын
Person: so what's your favorite asmr trigger? Me: *200 year old deadly doctor bird man rubbing skull*
@lucymasters44695 жыл бұрын
*claps*ok i think you need to see a doctor because you talking crazy*pushes away from person*
@BrosephStalin19145 жыл бұрын
I think he is more like at least 800-900 year’s old due to when the plague happened
@louisryan58155 жыл бұрын
@@BrosephStalin1914 according to his own account, if I'm not mistaken, he has always existed. Always. He simply liked the figure of the plague doctor due to it's association with horrendous world-wide diseases, like what he deems the pestilence to be.
@rafalzelazowski14915 жыл бұрын
The Human Trash can 400 years
@houndyboi2905 жыл бұрын
@@lucymasters4469 yes.
@koixity24385 жыл бұрын
SCP-682 insulting you softly
@BeanieGoth5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yes
@guy63275 жыл бұрын
Whats next? Asmr Scp 4999 offers you a cigarette (you're dying of cancer,alone)
@chloeorsini47845 жыл бұрын
@İrfan Eren DOĞAN I just snorted lmao
@theranger44235 жыл бұрын
SCP-682 bathing you in fucking acid
@scp-173biohazardpeanut75 жыл бұрын
ASMR With 001 *Implodes silently*
@stetson_newsie26005 жыл бұрын
Can we get a mod for Containment Breach that replaces 049's sounds with Rift's? "Come back here. I am in no mood for japing."
@spilledmilkv29534 жыл бұрын
Me: in a Dark Corredor Turns around I AM IN NO MOOD FOR JAPING
@croquettes19374 жыл бұрын
@@spilledmilkv2953 the scariest of gameplay
@stetson_newsie26002 жыл бұрын
Update, I still think this is a good idea, so I will figure out how to do it.
@katangel1152 жыл бұрын
This seems genuinely terrifying though.
@zoozoo95688 ай бұрын
I'd die simply from laughing 😂
@dust67673 жыл бұрын
049: "i will use this very clean scalpel" sir it looks like you just tried to eat a whole plate of curry with that-
@_synne4 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, I can’t afford a vape, SCP-049 does not want to jape!
@makotoyuki34554 жыл бұрын
Thats almost a haiku
@theniapon4 жыл бұрын
dj od pretty sure the last line has 11 syllables buddy
@rustkarl4 жыл бұрын
Makoto yuki Only the first line fits a haiku. The second is a syllable too short and the third way too long.
@KentuckyFriedMantis4 жыл бұрын
What does that mean
@shrug12504 жыл бұрын
Derek Thompson not rhyming isn’t a requirement.
@angelic_hime26394 жыл бұрын
~~TIME STAMPS~~ Intro (soft talking, writing sounds) 0:00-7:00 Meeting Dr. Ham (some tapping sounds) 7:02-9:36 Examination (face touching, hand movements) 10:14-15:00 Questioning (writing sounds, notebook sounds, soft talking with questions) 15:16-18:40 Medical Bag (leather sounds) 19:00-22:20 Eye Test (light pen movement, hand movements) 22:30-26:10 Vitals (stethoscope) 26:20-28:00 Grinding powder (mixing and grinding sounds) 30:35-35:30 Relaxing Hand Movements (Dr. Ham's hands, hand movements) 37:20-41:40 Marked Blocks (rubbing sounds) 41:50- 51:30 Bonus ! 51:48-52:38
@westside_41423 жыл бұрын
Thank you. This helped SO much. God needs you
@angelic_hime26393 жыл бұрын
@@westside_4142 you're welcome !
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you so much!!!
@vocaloverlinzel393 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the timestamps my dude! 😁🖒
@ih8siegewhydoiplayit3 жыл бұрын
thank you omg i love timestamps
@ireneugaz97904 жыл бұрын
how much relaxing and calm do you want your voice? Scp-049: *o u i*
@pollortie66584 жыл бұрын
English (how it sounds) Plage Doctor. French (how it sounds) Ploge Docteir. (French music starts to play.)
@furociousarts4 жыл бұрын
@@pollortie6658 *baguette*
@pollortie66584 жыл бұрын
I actually speak french. Still not good enough at it. Tu n'es pas un docteur -SCP 049
@__-vk1zb4 жыл бұрын
@@pollortie6658 Tu n'es* pas un docteur
@pollortie66584 жыл бұрын
@@__-vk1zb I am still "learning" french... I dont know how to respond but thank you??
@hank6113 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! An asmr video that lets you have the volume low enough so that ads don’t give you earrape
@rylanlee50672 жыл бұрын
If you’re watching asmr with ads in them you need to find new channels to watch
@boxofcheerios53424 жыл бұрын
049: now I get to work on a human specimen Me: why do I hear boss music
@RRTSMPlayz4 жыл бұрын
Me: it's time
@derianarce26864 жыл бұрын
*the world revolving intensifies*
@funtimebunny78565 жыл бұрын
His quill *Scraping* He not *Escaping* But most importantly... *He in no mood for Japing*
@burnttoast83005 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes-
@AuxCordUnplug5 жыл бұрын
This is fucking PERFECT
@neexdle5 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@thebluegoblin89395 жыл бұрын
What is Jape?!
@theresal6975 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@psionicdreamer33024 жыл бұрын
28:55 SCP-049: Are you afraid of scalpels? Me: *staring at the dirty thing he's holding, not sure if that's bird guano or "pestilence" on there* Uuuh yeah a little, doc.
@EmperorOfBirds4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kehill72573 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Magimus3 жыл бұрын
It's pure blood.
@A_h6713 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like I went to the spa, got a manicure, got a massage and got back calm as an angel because this video. Good job
@Vas10265 жыл бұрын
The site is experiencing multiple Euclid and Keter class breaches, full site lockdown is in effect.
@bltfireburstAU5 жыл бұрын
*_Lorge rawr Xd from 682_* Spelt horrible on purpose
@theonlyMoancore5 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling a breach alright
@ClosetJunk5 жыл бұрын
*L O U D S I R E N N O I S E*
@generalhoovy91655 жыл бұрын
Christopher Vasilakos a fellow man of culture I see
@serpentinesva69685 жыл бұрын
Despite the human race not knowing much about the SCP foundation, or the SCP's they hide within, I find 049 both creepy but charming at the same time. I could spend hours just listening to that voice. It's chilling and calming at the same time. I love it.
@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe91454 жыл бұрын
Tiny Remote yeah. But people thirsty b
@thelegion46984 жыл бұрын
I mean, he sounds better than my doctor. He put both hands on my shoulders while giving me a prostate exam.
@yesterdaystomorrow55104 жыл бұрын
The Legion Mega Oof
@Ohmymymyy4 жыл бұрын
Aw dont get me started on that creepy and dreamy chuclke he has-
@LuanAstronomy2 жыл бұрын
I diagnose you with SUS.
@mrx40225 жыл бұрын
"Reanimated"? Dude I basically have to reanimate myself when I wake up in the morning.
@ASin-nm2fh5 жыл бұрын
*MoOd*
@Nightingale06665 жыл бұрын
Self necromancer
@ywn14605 жыл бұрын
Just for school though, right?
@Nightingale06665 жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED YOUR USERNAME IS "I am Unicron" Hello fellow Transformers fan XD
@mrx40225 жыл бұрын
@@Nightingale0666 Hello! XD
@MillieMuffins2 жыл бұрын
honestly. I know it's weird and if you say hurtful comments I will be blocking them and ignoring them. I see 049 as a comfort character. and I've never seen anything comforting with him. I've been looking for good 049 comfort asmrs and I'm so happy this finally made its way to my recommended even if it's old..I am greatfull. thank you this will be going on my sleep playlist :3
@omitempest60155 жыл бұрын
Me: *3AM can't sleep* KZbin: perhaps you're interested in a bird boi?
@sleepwalk69485 жыл бұрын
i sure am
@thedirthill35915 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@ratboy27915 жыл бұрын
I certainly am 👀👀
@thewindwakinghero74235 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@heckwaffle23635 жыл бұрын
"may I interest you in some bird boi in this trying time"
@y.e.e.t5 жыл бұрын
SCP-049: *rubs gloves* Me: Hey, you’re shaking a lot, I think you need sugar or something in you cause your blood sugar might be a little low- SCP-049: I’m the doctor here Me: Ok then-
@kaliyanelson61065 жыл бұрын
Hey, just because we don't have a Ph.D is no reason to look down on us. I can do CPR.
@normalhuman12335 жыл бұрын
@@kaliyanelson6106 and I can eat icecream and cry in the corner of my room looking at shy guys face hoping for the sweet release of death. Nobody asked.
@pianopanicattack5 жыл бұрын
_I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school._
@sugarskull1155 жыл бұрын
(._. ) he needs some milk..2% MILLLLLLLK!!!
@lucymasters44695 жыл бұрын
049 needs a makeover
@thatshark21434 жыл бұрын
Just imagine trying to go to sleep and does “relax with SCP-173”. Me:*closes eyes*. SCP-173: *snaps neck* Me: nice ASMR-
@calebpeters37233 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't mind getting my neck snapped rn tbh
@lucijan43423 жыл бұрын
@@calebpeters3723 Right? I just want someone to lightly put their hands on my face Pull me gently towards them Then *SNAP my head in a sharp 90 degree angle*
@wetterneck123 жыл бұрын
School and I'm being 100% real with you is makeing me so depressed I'm starting to wish for a school shooter to either A join them or B let them put me out of my misery so I won't go to hell from killing myself
@worldwidewebster62243 жыл бұрын
Hey man I'm in college rn and I can tell you that things aren't easy or great. If you're struggling and feeling depressed I really reccomend trying to get therapy. If you can't for whatever reason you can contact a local mental health hotline. School is hard, and the world events aren't making it easier, but just remember that so long as you're alive you can grow and change for the better, and so can life. Don't lose hope.
@lucijan43423 жыл бұрын
@@worldwidewebster6224 your words mean a lot to me, I'm in 8th grade going into freshman and I'm taking NWEA this week. It's been a stressful year and I haven't found the strength to do my missing work and raise my grades. But knowing your in college and pulling through, I know I can too even if I'm struggling. Thank you 🤍💜🤍
@mikanlovesdespair67013 жыл бұрын
Me: Hello there would you mind releasing 049? Foundation Worker: Where did you even come from- Me: W E N E E D H I M
@larchan13503 жыл бұрын
Yes, tell them to release me from this infernal rat trap.
@todo69983 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Pkhemi2 жыл бұрын
@@larchan1350 we humans as a species are retarded fucks that fear all that we don't understand so your best bet is to make it do that it seems that you have lost all that makes you qualify to be an SCP and bam
@rileyallison62565 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Struggle no more Come with me I am the cure...
@Foxhunter2585 жыл бұрын
Hmmm doubt that but ok
@cking48695 жыл бұрын
riley allison Well, it rhymes, so might as well.
@neexdle5 жыл бұрын
This gave me tingles
@cjstubaus75395 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmmm how about Sure ? Y'all thought I was gonna say no didn't you?
@yeetusdeletus52005 жыл бұрын
Poetry at its finest 👌
@royalpain99394 жыл бұрын
For some reason whenever someone who wears a plague doctor mask with a curved beak looks straight ahead at the camera it makes them look like a very derpy bird and it's hilarious
@angrydoggi3 жыл бұрын
YES I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT
@larchan13503 жыл бұрын
XD
@Alisibeth_Talia2123 жыл бұрын
From the side: Birb From the front: b O r B
@sandrak66543 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@MadotsukiGaming3 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee it
@bombbasher5 жыл бұрын
(corvus walks in) have you seen my mask?
@pee58975 жыл бұрын
XD
@Mazz535 жыл бұрын
Cool
@elementalgamer07325 жыл бұрын
*eyes are on fire* MY EYES!
@monochromedream-eatingbaku5 жыл бұрын
Corvus and 049 start quack-laughing together in unison
@petergieg45605 жыл бұрын
Nope; sorry doc. Oh that? That's not a mask...
@lindzlaufeyson Жыл бұрын
049 is my favorite (at least one of) scp and I can’t go to sleep without asmr so this is heaven sent even though I’m seeing this four years later
@L0CAL155 жыл бұрын
049: "I don't like Jap-" Half the people in the comments: *J A P E S* 049: *"w h Y"*
@kenjamarticus5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jessechavez56024 жыл бұрын
Why not birdy boy? Japing is joking and joking is rather fun
@yeraveragelad40124 жыл бұрын
@@jessechavez5602 japing is more like making fun of jesting is simple jokes and the such.
@fbidumbbee4 жыл бұрын
049: _why are we still here... just to suffer..._
@Ops16844 жыл бұрын
SCP 49: this...very clean scalpel *crusty ass scalpel in his hand*
@unknownuser35904 жыл бұрын
Does It Matter If The Knife Is More Crusty Than My Ashy Sahara Desert Lips?!
@jennikifm24 жыл бұрын
Scalpels scare me... O_O
@Ohmymymyy4 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone crapped on it :/
@axehead454 жыл бұрын
Well I mean he is based off a MEDIVAL plague doctor and back then things were not sanitized
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb4 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees scp 49 instead of scp-049 * that wasn’t very cash money of you Btw I’m just kidding
@rabid_cowboy5 жыл бұрын
049: “I will not do surgery while a subject is still alive-“ Me: “Uhh.. you.. you mean awake.. right?” 049: Me: 049: *Well yes, but actually no*
@xdadamercanbecomebugmonste18194 жыл бұрын
Hmm come to think of it I feel fine now I'll just go home and take a cold shower
@martinluna21884 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to touch the subject*
@0ffdaWok4 жыл бұрын
Thanks kermit
@justsomeyanderewithinterne6224 жыл бұрын
@@agnekubiliene3763 *unzips dick* Yes i said it that way on purpose
@declangaming30744 жыл бұрын
* Sr. Pelo scream *
@bonnie_lover123910 ай бұрын
This is incredibly relaxing to listen to. But I'm cackling as I skip forward ten seconds and watch as he bounces from one side of the screen to the other. It's both hilarious and adorable when thinking about it.
@nothinganymore-k3u5 жыл бұрын
Doctor strange: LOOK AT ME! I can do Asmr! Scp 094: Hold my beer.
@O_lexxieNG5 жыл бұрын
Did you mean 049? Instead of 094
@J_C_May5 жыл бұрын
Hold my medical bag
@antonioazulamarillo75795 жыл бұрын
@@O_lexxieNG Hold my time machine
@O_lexxieNG5 жыл бұрын
Yes sir! And can I say one last goodbye to my dog before it dies?
@dawnfreeman55025 жыл бұрын
how could a miniature horizon do ASMR?
@cyberfaunix69205 жыл бұрын
"Im not going to bother taking your pulse" Good because it stopped a while ago
@vesuvius1154 жыл бұрын
LMAO, GOOD ONE
@omegadragons3214 жыл бұрын
Because he touched your eyelids/face and in the article it said “when skin makes direct contact with a human’s skin, the human suffers (redacted) and dies within moments.” Eye lids are skin which cover the eyes, so he touched your eye lids and you suffer something and ‘die’ but you are still somehow alive.
@xxwolfxx23854 жыл бұрын
@@omegadragons321 He's not touching us with his skin though, he's wearing surgical gloves
@omegadragons3214 жыл бұрын
@XxWOLFxX Hmmmmm....... yeah you know what, you’re right. Thank you for letting me know!
@antoinettefoster8644 жыл бұрын
His entire body and suit is skin they did an X-ray on scp 049
@theduckytaco76025 жыл бұрын
He protecc He attacc But most importantly He make the dead come bacc
@lordovtehmemes4 жыл бұрын
Underrated meme
@Zeniquis4 жыл бұрын
Underrated dead meme
@lordovtehmemes4 жыл бұрын
@Mr man Waht? It's a good meme. Wtf?
@Static_Person4 жыл бұрын
Rhymes
@cloudtheclod3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, he was chill with people, if he had victims to do tests on he was chill and even tell the results of the tests to the doctors. But now he keeps saying we have the plague and we are only cured when he kills us AND revives us as his zombie soldier.
@whyareyouherejusttosuffer27515 жыл бұрын
“Can I get you something to drink” What do you have “No? Ok”
@Nebula_0065 жыл бұрын
🤣 RIP
@KalegTheDragon5 жыл бұрын
AfterTale Sans oof
@dr.altoclef92555 жыл бұрын
Probably pure opium or something.
@iixxenderthelonelyoreobuts62025 жыл бұрын
Ikr XD
@nihilistic.overdose68555 жыл бұрын
Games be like: What do you want to do? Yes. Okay
@hoxseptem40734 жыл бұрын
Me: Coughs. SCP-049: *Due to personal reasons you will be passing away.*
@ThatOneGuyIsDoingGood4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96324 жыл бұрын
“The pestilence” is free will. Let’s see if I create a shit storm with this
@Simply_Xi4 жыл бұрын
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 *insert message from angry Social Justice Warrior*
@kehill72574 жыл бұрын
600th like
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96324 жыл бұрын
@@Simply_Xi twitter be like:
@AnvilJeff5 жыл бұрын
"I am in NO MOOD.....for japing..." *But what about Loligagging?*
@mindofjersey99504 жыл бұрын
Good question.
@croquettes19374 жыл бұрын
A *LOOPHOLE*
@darthvadersith5144 жыл бұрын
No lollygagging, or I’ll steal your sweetroll.
@crawlingmousynewuser71624 жыл бұрын
No sweetrolls i will take your HandyPooping
@crawlingmousynewuser71624 жыл бұрын
kevin wearing a mask no femur breaking or i’ll take your burgerwhats
@ajlush47343 жыл бұрын
Okay. I have ADHD and Autism. I have a special interest and am currently hyperfixated on the SCP Foundation, SCP's and everything else surrounding them and it. This has combined my need for sleep (which is hard coz of other sensory issues and other mental illnesses) and my hyperfixation and special interest. Thank you so much for this! You are truly a lifesaver!
@reawakentheinnerpsycho Жыл бұрын
Bro, I'm in the same boat, without the autism, and if SCP-035 has an ASMR, welp, prepare for impact
@kazoo4rent Жыл бұрын
Same man, scp themed asmr has been singlehandedly carrying the health of my sleep schedule recently 😭
@reawakentheinnerpsycho Жыл бұрын
@@kazoo4rent What if there was a kazoo ASMR? *loving the username*
@gummibear4757 Жыл бұрын
Bro, wut...I thought that was a normal thing for people to do but apparently not...😬
@Dancing_DP9 ай бұрын
for me SCP and sans.
@omegadragons3214 жыл бұрын
24:02 “I just want you to follow the light with your eyes...” Me: *stares straight ahead*
@person-ep7yc3 жыл бұрын
41:00
@dexify40293 жыл бұрын
@PatrickWeber Lol
@Sorry4MyOldComments3 жыл бұрын
Aww so he's the light?
@thedirthill35915 жыл бұрын
You like vaping He like scraping But most importantly... Scp 049 is in no mood for japing
@grumpytoilet44495 жыл бұрын
*mom did you take my juuuuuuuuuuul*
@smolcrimegoblin5 жыл бұрын
*dont go peepee in juul room*
@poopsoup67965 жыл бұрын
nog *I had to you’re addicted*
@stoked40155 жыл бұрын
I don’t vape
@meaghancampbell81094 жыл бұрын
I'm so using that term now!!!
@Gideon_the_Seraph5 жыл бұрын
When you were listening to our heartbeats and said "Your heart is beating strong", it would've been so perfect if you said something after like "Are you afraid? Do not be afraid... I am the cure."
@Cherryyyy87155 жыл бұрын
That is amazing. Wow! I'm actually wanting him to say that
@holystonks5 жыл бұрын
That sounds so cool and nice pfp
@hoghound98652 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop coming back to this video I always put it on whenever I need to sleep and it helps so much, and it’s weird because no other videos out there has this same affect AND ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 3 YRS NOW
@imaslutformemes_68245 жыл бұрын
Person: is japing SCP-049: *am I a joke to you?*
@SpaceCatNuggets5 жыл бұрын
imaslutformemes _ Japing?
@lucymasters44695 жыл бұрын
Yes you are a joke...●u●
@memester24745 жыл бұрын
After he coverts he does want to help them to adapt
@ow34805 жыл бұрын
Dr.ham: japes SCP-049: “If only Dr.ham listed to me”
@Im_here1705 жыл бұрын
SCP-096: Rours behind person
@thatdragonguy53884 жыл бұрын
Dr. Hamm: So, today- SCP-049: D O N O T J A P E
@gisi52764 жыл бұрын
Hamm*
@vipric814 жыл бұрын
*I D O N O T A P P R I C E A T E J A P I N G*
@jay-qh5ky4 жыл бұрын
i am in no mood for j a p i n g
@ietrasst75154 жыл бұрын
Don't jape in school, kids.
@croquettes19374 жыл бұрын
@@ietrasst7515 bruh but japing is cool
@vipric814 жыл бұрын
Me: * Coughs * People: I S T H A T C A R O N A ? Me: * thinks of retiring from foundation * 049: *P E S T I L E N C E*
@ChaysAccount4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment! This is so true..
@lernaze8713 жыл бұрын
GET IN MY CELL RIGHT NOW IMMA CURE YOU
@spleens42003 жыл бұрын
Sadly..
@vuhnillagorilla3 жыл бұрын
car-ona
@lernaze8713 жыл бұрын
@@vuhnillagorilla lmfao
@TSFxAA3 жыл бұрын
COVID-19: spreads around the world 049: hold my beer
@thatweirdguy67113 жыл бұрын
HE HAS BEER?!? I want some...
@larchan13503 жыл бұрын
It would be ale but yes, yes I do
@davidshu21505 жыл бұрын
He Secure He Contain But most importantly... There is a containment breach
@Gustavoenderdragon5 жыл бұрын
LOLO0LOLOLOLOOL
@SaigonWaigon90365 жыл бұрын
DAMN IT
@h.w.44825 жыл бұрын
There is a sickness that must be cured.
@xultra_violetx5 жыл бұрын
RUN BIH *RUUUUUUN*
@hamo_deez92175 жыл бұрын
Dont worry everybody, no one was harmed while reading this comm-
@thehypocriticoath8285 жыл бұрын
Noone: Literally noone: Not a single person in the world: SCP-049: I aM iN nO mOoD fOr JaPiNg
@bluestar87795 жыл бұрын
Fuck you beat me to it
@astergeddon41845 жыл бұрын
i read this outloud in the mirror whilst heavily over annunciating and also my hair looks like a mad scientist's after staying up all night to study a quarter
@yeetusdeletus52005 жыл бұрын
Japing:*exists* Scp-049:*upset bird noises*
@Nebula_0065 жыл бұрын
@Yeetus Deletus *VIOLENT WHEZZE*
@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma83285 жыл бұрын
No one*
@lunalememe24745 жыл бұрын
*"you seem to be staring off into space"* My ADHD: Just doing my job
@porcelina58345 жыл бұрын
Plague Doctor: *violently throwing medication at you*
@buttercupbiscuit79405 жыл бұрын
Relatable as *H E C C*
@lunalememe24745 жыл бұрын
@Marcus Burket my family won't let me take pills because they think I'll be a drug addict when i get older ;-;
@clownbong5 жыл бұрын
Same tho.
@ranch4185 жыл бұрын
Fucking mOOD
@victoriamallory2303 жыл бұрын
Just by how calm this was, I honestly wouldn't mind having him as my doctor. And who else actually answered questions and did things like following the light?
@-queen0frobots-2 жыл бұрын
Me
@thenonfurry2 жыл бұрын
…god the light- WAIT THERE’S A LIGHT :D
@goergenotamogus5 жыл бұрын
I felt totally *[REDACTED]* while watching this. Thanks Papa *[DATA EXPUNGED]* .
@cheriehealey17145 жыл бұрын
Sailor uses these 2 words. Elaborate please. Context, not definition.
@atomicjoseph92955 жыл бұрын
I would state my opinion, but it would be [REDACTED]
@goergenotamogus5 жыл бұрын
Cherie Healey Joking.
@cheriehealey17145 жыл бұрын
@@goergenotamogus why don't they just say joking then. Jeeze
@goergenotamogus5 жыл бұрын
Cherie Healey don’t jest with me, boy.
@FBI-yz8gj4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why people say this is scary, I feel so calm
@OmniKing9393838483 жыл бұрын
Watch the actual SCP
@doomslayer3433 жыл бұрын
"Nods head in agreement while chainsawing scp-173"
@Kittykisskissnikita3 жыл бұрын
Same I feal pretty safe to be honest
@doomslayer3433 жыл бұрын
@@I-TM-I "Begins to walk to you with malicious intent"
@doomslayer3433 жыл бұрын
@@I-TM-I "Cocks combat shotgun while he slightly squints his eyes visibly behind the helmet's visor"
@drewtoxclox12415 жыл бұрын
Add to the list of things Dr.Bright is not allowed to do- Dr.Bright is not allowed to give SCP-049 and camera and a microphone to make an asmr video. No matter how much KZbin wants it.
@antonioazulamarillo75795 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajajaja denle una cerveza a este hombre 😂
@Andy_b0y125 жыл бұрын
☝️ he said give this man a beer
@scp-173biohazardpeanut75 жыл бұрын
☝ 70% of his cells are cancerous.
@violetpencil96145 жыл бұрын
SCP-173 says the abomination, consisting of a neck snapping concrete peanut
@scp-173biohazardpeanut75 жыл бұрын
☝gullible human does not know SCPs are immune to logic
@Hector-bb8ed3 жыл бұрын
Dr Hamm: we have noticed scp 049 has been acting differently. Site director: how so 049: