Opie & Anthony: Norton's Hooker Tips

[@Votedjt2024]

I really miss the opie and Anthony show so much

[@mezzaninex]

This here is why Jimmy is the best comedian, complete honesty on the level of Richard Pryor talking about the time he lit himself on fire.

[@pillboss1987]

I've never heard Pryor talk about the fire. I've always heard about it from other people. Pryor said he was eating cookies and a combination of pasteurized and whole milk when the milk exploded, which is a really funny line when it's not typed out.

[@caps201]

I love him on the radio his comedic quips and honest stories and self deprication but his stand up for me just doesn’t do for me. Same thing with artie lange. Love him on radio but stand up sucks

[@richlinlaw]

Prior tragically lied and obfuscated there are many versions

[@muhklungky6855]

@@richlinlaw no he didn't. He talk about the whole thing in his fist new special after he was healed. He was sitting at the kitchen table smoke crack and drink rum and just decided to pour the rum over himself and light up the crack pipe and he lit up. He does joke about it at the end saying he must have looked like a burned out match. I have never heard or read about him changing the story though.

[@joelglanton6531]

@@caps201 I thought the one hour that Artie had (it used to be on YT maybe it still is, I think I was called jack and coke or something?) was actually really funny, personally

[@Votedjt2024]

I really miss the opie and Anthony show 😢

[@DSto90]

Jimmy Norton is & always has been sincere, honest, an comedically open with his personal life - one side being his angle on the show, the other side being he's so willing to indulge details without shame. It's truly admirable to those of us willing to live this life dangerously/ righteously.. 😅

[@vladdytrout]

"Yeah, that's standard!" Jim Norton is great.

[@Dingalingis]

Jimmy is wonderfully honest.

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

Stunning and brave

[@Likeyoucare]

That guy has probably hustled so many people with his little spiel, I bet Jimmy was the only one not to fall for it.

[@theinstigatorr]

Man I just can't fucking get over how funny jim norton is goddamm

[@Demendred]

Jim's such a helpful fellow

[@adielwilson8749]

I laughed so hard at the cheese head joke I cracked my neck. This was hilarious and informative all at the same time

[@maxxdoutt3585]

"Um, I won't mention any names Keith Robinson-" XD

[@green2blue309]

Here’s a little trick called “hand it back over or you’ll lose your teeth.” Tada

[@autobot69000]

I always find this stuff absolutely fascinating.

[@markwilliams7054]

Jim exposes Opie's lie at 11:19

[@csmettam456]

Mark Williams Yes he did! Opie jumped ship on that lie almost immediately

[@robertstraw9881]

You can spot his bullshit stories a mile off. It usually starts with “a buddy of mine” followed by some qualifier about how cool his “buddy” is.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

HA HA HOLY SHIT

[@redninja37]

The one time Opie says anything that might be relevant and add to the conversation and it’s a made-up story with a glaring plot hole

[@Spootnik]

"Gorgeous Girls From ASIAN" Some of those titles are gold

[@gregc33487]

And if you go there it's a bunch of old ladies. Asian.. But very old hahah

[@taylorgavinchuk2285]

' yea that's standard'

[@gameclipse8799]

who the hell goes down on a prostitute?

[@anotherdayinparadise2466]

*looks down in shame*

[@danzigmcnaniel5226]

Sega Genitals nah, most strip clubs with "private rooms" double as brothels.

[@catguy00]

I tried it once. Never would again. Very stinky.

[@everfragoso4550]

Richard Glenn tremendous

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Some guys can get hard if the girl isn't getting her rocks on too.

[@paintball3r80]

Awesome radio.

[@TuneStunnaMusic]

Ben cackling in the background is making me lmao

[@WildAngel-ti5rx]

I’m not a bull in a china shop, I’m packing minimum! Hahahahaha but listening to these stories is crazy on how crazy and wild it can be but also fucking insane.... I’m a marine combat vet and I feel jim has been closer to meeting death then I have😐😳🤔 wow

[@Hermunkle]

"Blaine? His name is Blaine? That's not a name it's a major appliance!"

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

Ballsy of Norton to hang about in that hotel lobby for that long during that attempted scam. Would have thought he would have felt incredibly exposed and vulnerable in that environment - to either a scam or cops.

[@brohan914]

13:56 BOMBS AWAY!

[@steviememphis]

god damn google+ sucks

[@ดลระญากองกัญญา]

I would have sex for money but I personally would be too afraid of getting robbed.

[@ajsoto4514]

no one would pay for it so don't worry about getting robbed

[@DannyBoy...]

damn son, cruel.

[@themanagement69]

+Aj Soto savage

[@travisaiken2493]

Jesus...watch what you say, it's the fucking internet, creeps love here

[@themanagement69]

Mo

[@aykfc]

Back page is a good one. Not that I know from experience...

[@kevflanagan2500]

matthew filipczuk nice bro. 😁

[@Jsmitt716]

can't believe I grew up in bladell and never knew about this place . it's only about 1 square mile

[@harrylime9739]

Best profile pic ever. I bow to you, sir.

[@rickyparmar5646]

The money Jimmy spends could be put towards a personal trainer

[@estebanperez2557]

@Imight Realperson why not both? Be a true Patriot

[@liquidmang]

@@estebanperez2557 if I had a PT that also showed me proper fuck form? Aw thatd be awesome!

[@dst2145]

It would suck to be so hung up on sex that going to these extremes seemed necessary. This shit seems like alot of trouble in many different ways.

[@DankBirdGang52]

It's not really as extreme as it used to be. There's websites for them.

[@acc3095]

damn 10 years old....

[@finalunusedname]

Anthony C Uncle Paul: Yaaay!

[@mediocrates1937]

And now 18 years old. FAWK YEAH!

[@InlandGreen]

did yuh? do yuh?

[@jamaalwarner7963]

Gourmet Hooking

[@TomMSTie1138]

If I'm ever in NYC , I'm going to ask Jimmy for the names of some reasonable working girls.

[@crazytrain7114]

Cheesehead! lmao!!

[@PanasonicTooth]

"Just a hummer" who gives hummers?

[@anthonyfoster2190]

Imight Realperson this guy gets it.

[@mrfingers7409]

At 18 min 20 sec what movie is the laughing guy sound bit from?

[@OFFICIAL863JLS]

hilarious

[@chandraray7798]

8:20 did jimmy just implicate Keith Robinson in a r-word? I don't mean the r word he ended up as after the stroke.

[@thekavestation]

hoohoohoo

[@alexnelsonamaya1]

8:16 ta daa

[@wilderpros.6747]

Massage parlors are better, cheaper, less risk. And more fun imo.

[@willdill4987]

Cheaper my ass!

[@thefirmament1616]

Is that Roland who keeps busting up in the background ??

[@matthewkosakowski3151]

assclown Ben Sparks

[@jondough120]

I don't think Roland showed up until after the "merger/rape".

[@nonamesinenomine]

It almost seems like less work to just get some woman that actually wants to have sex lol

[@ampecsu]

"HOLY S" guess who said that....

[@ChrisPKreme25]

Brotha man brotha man

[@friedporchetta]

“What the efffff!!!!” What a maverick! This man is censoring himself on satellite radio!!

[@InsaneBillykane]

Ah thanks, I do try.

[@unclejune2839]

I got robbed by one once too. I tried to leave by saying I left the money in my car. Someone was waiting by my car. A black fella

[@BoqPrecision]

Lol

[@anneominous7172]

Well who else, huh? WHO ELSE

[@JaeWarneR]

That dude in the background with the Joker laugh is annoying...

[@stazi7532]

+Mike Z Nah the laugh makes the video

[@stazi7532]

***** Was supposed to reply to Jae my bad.

[@jay23338241]

Opie

[@kendrickmaeldun]

Opie panicking at the end and dumping the call, because he had nothing to add and therefore felt the bit had run it’s course.

[@RossKempOnYourMum01]

Keith Robinson is a lad isn't he?

[@socrates5493]

At least lil yimmy still got a rod after all that hassle AND following a black guy. 👍

[@OthonasDrums]

I thought Keith was a cop?

[@OthonasDrums]

@Imight Realperson I mixed up Keith Robinson with Keith The cop :)

[@InsaneBillykane]

Graduate school Yimmy.

[@Don_DeMarco]

Guys like this are the ones who ruin it for the rest of us. @7:30

[@cracksuperman]

Ugh that "internet is for porn" song isn't funny at all.

[@borrisg4972]

The World of Warcraft video for it is pretty cool. Not funny, but still is worth at least one watch. The female lead being a Tauren female does make me 1000x more biased though

[@Women_Rock]

GOTTA REFERENCE THOSE VIRULL VIDEOOOOS

[@gingeranagram2467]

That shit was funny in 2001... leave it to Opie to beat that dead horse a decade later because his desperation to go viral was debilitating

[@christophercrowley9873]

One asked me once was I black or white

[@jasonbrody8724]

Amazing that even when you pay women still won’t be honest

[@613and802]

Are you basing that off this clip alone? If so I would try a more recent show. The show has evolved a lot since '04.

[@LivingBGLegend]

It’s been almost 3 years and I’m a decent looking dude with a good job... I’m starting to debate getting me a ho

[@Spootnik]

Go for it. The only reason it's at all sketchy is cause it's illegal. A lot of the private girls doing it really want to be doing it though, it's a job to them but one they enjoy. Stay away from the ones that let you choose from a selection though, those tend to be where the trafficking/ drug addicts are. Also stay away from Asian ads, usually the same.

[@DankBirdGang52]

@@LivingBGLegend list crawler will become your friend.

[@gingeranagram2467]

There's no reason for that, man... you need to start playing it like a numbers game. Shoot your shot every time - you may get denied 9 times in a row, but youll get the 10th.

[@jakekeary9229]

@@gingeranagram2467 would you shutup trying to change peoples minds get a life mr original name

[@gingeranagram2467]

@@jakekeary9229 I can't tell if you're serious or not lol

[@Josef_Favia]

Trixy Bin Laden hahaha!

[@akaSheilaalien]

Sup to the other ladies in their 30s listening to this lol

[@robertvillanueva2215]

Kee McGee babe

[@stevezuniga2955]

😆

[@evansgate]

Of course when Opie feels the need to inject himself into this conversation it's piling on to Brother Joe, or setting up a caller for his stupid flavor of the month soundbite clip that always ages horribly

[@ADZ1LL4]

*This whole thing was just very sad.*

[@liquidmang]

I know right? The golden age of Craig’s list hookers now gone with these gems of knowledge for all to hear

[@bazookajoe2889]

Why does jimmy sound so teethy and weird

[@autobot69000]

do people get addicted to prostitutes? i mean, youre really crossing a threshold with it. theres no requirement on the guys part to have any personal quality except money. man, it seems like an abyss that'd be really hard to get out of. why bother with a gf when you know you can get blown any time for afew hours pay? i dont know how people do it man.

[@anotherdayinparadise2466]

it's not addicting but it's soooo convenient if u work a lot of hours and have no time to maintain a relationship

[@green2blue309]

da king Or if you just don't want to deal with relationship bullshit.

[@wilderpros.6747]

Or the excitement of being able to choose from almost any girl you want at will.

[@Yophillips3272]

For most people it's probably not choosing between gf sex or hooker, it's no sex vs. Sex. Who isn't addicted to sex? People that aren't addicted to sex there's probably a medical issue going on. Also it's usually never free women end up making you do things you don't want to or costing you money one way or another. You know how many free meals, shitty movies,free "loans", make out sessions Iv'e gone through and not got laid, for what?! a little company and my back and stomach hurting from the blue balls all night. Only thing that throws me off is the grossness of a hooker doin a bunch of dudes. But heck a lot of women have 2+ men in rotation anyways.

[@frankystrings]

well most girls can be bought off and silenced with money anyways... fuckin genes lol...very few have integrity

[@hambonejamboree7750]

"He said please". Was that an actual joke from opie.

[@Zegeebwah]

Goddamn this was so depressing

[@Graysongiants]

Almost everything jimmy says is a lie.

[@jessieb9384]

I guess you were there and saw what went on

[@bgerein]

I thought I would listen to O & A and see if they are any good. Very disappointing. They are as bad a local DJ's. That Norton guy is so annoying.

[@gingeranagram2467]

This is a terrible episode to base your opinion on. Listen to any of the legendary Patrice O'Neal segments to really see o&A at their best

[@urmomsboxd3624]

Opie preps the bull