It's The Video Games Fault, Not My Bad Parenting! #2

[@supe4701]

Parent: stop playing video games!! Kid: no Parent: See, no matter what I can do, I can’t stop him

[@appaoffaperc7547]

My kid act like this ima take him outside and we’re fighting

[@noobempirenubz2059]

This is basically the Patrick meme lol

[@supe4701]

NOOB EMPIRE NUBZ wdym?

[@noobempirenubz2059]

Sup E “open sesame!” “Well I’ve done all I could do.”

[@Kat1kafka]

this is definitely just an act

[@adambartley-v3r]

Honestly the best part is that when the kid gets physical the father says “nope” and leaves his disabled wife with the kid. I’d be straight up dead if I did any of these to my disabled mom or literally anyone else

[@DaLMcQ95]

My mom would be the one beating me

[@Hellsing788]

I watched the original doctor Phil video and someone in the comments said he didn't get involved when the kid got violent because if he tried something the mom would stop the dad and get mad at him.

[@breezezk3687]

I would be turned to ashes faster than spiderman getting snapped and to be honest i wouldn't do that to my own mother everyone here love there mothers, right?

[@jjvc4634]

AND THIS WHY WE NEED TO IT THE CARIBIAN WAY if i did that to my parent i will be the shape of that ps4

[@no5565]

Next his dads gonna leave for some milk

[@norne9]

Parents: "We have tried nothing and we are out of ideas"

[@charlotte_8814]

Simpsons quote!

[@flashbanghere168]

Adoption it is then...

[@dellbelphine304]

Tie him up in a ball and put him in the pool

[@LinjeeAU]

I see these people have not seen the ways of the fried rice(asian parents). The only way i could play pc games is to buy it myself but im broke :( sad teen life

[@unknitcashewvlogs6357]

Malachi Bergstrom *modern problems require modern solutions*

[@alexomega4218]

Ok so I’m super late but i was actually live at this Dr Phil taping and what they didn’t show in between commercials is that he actually turned out to be super remorseful but timid, the dad was actually the one that needed the help as the kid learned everything from the dad

[@shev1n44]

everyone like this comment!

[@sai1737]

When ur so late that everyone took all the jokes u had

[@quandalefardingle1932]

Cap

[@curple3]

Woah

[@tomasvolpe5152]

So, it was the dad who needed help???....

[@life_archive7840]

"has a disabled wife who cannot stand up for herself" We talkin both literally and metaphorically.

[@duxkzy]

*suprised pikachu face

[@dellbelphine304]

Bet she lost her legs cause of the kid

[@Bucky1792]

Dude you killed her

[@thaqifkhirudin6610]

Clap2

[@ihuboo6244]

and that hits hard.

[@freetorylanez]

I feel like optimus is winning an argument in the shower and we are the shampoo bottles

[@jack_copperz]

xD

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

In a way thats true and in another it makes sense

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

I'm gonna be the random one that jumps of the ledge and makes an obnoxiously loud sound.

[@thepowerhouse5655]

Cheers I'll drink to that bro.

[@kuromifan10]

Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly ok, btw nice username and profile pic

[@cheznoob4307]

“This man, this grown man, this father, who has a disabled wife..that cannot stand up for herself” I see what you did there...

[@Funnydoc]

i dont think he knew what he said. i think he made that joke on acc

[@tacticaltictac8384]

Profile pic buddies!!!

[@actualgarbage8549]

@RICHARD TAVERAS there is another

[@D3spairFacTor90]

ChezNub _ I literally went to comment this and you beat me to it hahaha

[@jonahglaser2979]

I came to the comment section to put the same comment

[@clarkdsaf]

She's giving her kid 5 hours a day. My parents: *20 minutes? or Gulag*

[@owenbishop2856]

Ik I only get 30

[@SpectJumm]

I average 1 hour a day, usually go further, and can only play when my instruments are practiced and my homework is done. These parents are going way to high even at the minimum time, which is usually bumped up by over 3. God, this family is unreasonable.

[@quandaledingle6949]

@@owenbishop2856 my mom honestly doesn’t care what I do *within reason*

[@steelon_the_steelix]

I only get an hour but sometimes I get longer if grades are good

[@Sourge_GR]

I only get 3,5 hours a week

[@LtViper]

Father: i hide in my study to avoid the problem _you shouldn't avoid the problem, YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM_

[@dangerousjGD]

Lt. Viper yep, that’s what he said

[@npc7724]

The main point of being a man in a house is controlling everyone. This dude failed 😂😂😂😂

[@HelloHamburger]

@@npc7724 Failed as a parent and as head of household.

[@annonymsurfer3189]

Hey , according to feminism, females are equal to men, so why should he deal with it? I agree with you all that he is a whimp, but you can't ignore the laws against men, he would be in jail next sec if he touched his kid.

[@DragonWriter_YT]

He should just bail out on the family, divorce his wife and leave his chubby mental case of a son with his ma. That would be the easy way out.

[@whisperperper578]

Disabled Mom:*Is getting beat* Dad: "Aight imma head out"

[@noinfo101roblox2]

That’s when he goes grocery shopping and just disappears

[@doomspidey1737]

I shouldn't have laughed

[@NapoleonTotal]

@@doomspidey1737 It just sad

[@localfunnyguy1446]

its sad to meme but thats a good joke

[@angiebyrne6249]

stan kwakkel e quest for the ultimate milk

[@toxotron5763]

Son: *starts raging* Dad: Time to abandon ship

[@johnappleseed2609]

You see how he looks, he’s like a twig

[@laodecrxs.]

Roger that, Captain.

[@nils5948]

ight imma -head out- buy some milk

[@indonesianv1nce427]

That would technically be me that kid has probably a six pack and some muscles just by destroying stuff and I was some old man bout to get destroyed

[@indonesianv1nce427]

@hate-to-hate okay? So?

[@Nehiggher1]

Me: **accidentally swears after losing a match** My parents: excuse me I have a child I need to turn into a corpse

[@Defectedglory]

You misspelled my to me Idk if this intentional or misspelled

[@Nehiggher1]

@@Defectedglory typo just noticed lol thx

[@quandalefardingle1932]

gravity falls ref

[@madd4799]

i have some children i need to turn into corpses!-bill cipher

[@youtubeguy5454]

Or My parents: timma plan a funeral.

[@laserutouettal]

Squidward isn’t bad with the clarinet, he’s just in the household of unrecognized talent.

[@awfullygenericname6783]

I get the joke, but as a clarinet player, so many things are wrong about Squidward’s ability to play the clarinet. The most obvious flaw is his overhead embouchure. You’re supposed to point the clarinet downwards. What does he think a clarinet is? Some sort of flute or trumpet?!

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

@@awfullygenericname6783 Squidward is a clarinet GOD

[@slymetyme2975]

phung tran congratulations. You just lost any chance to be accepted to the prestigious Squidward Community College.

[@oasis4154]

phung tran Squidward has been trained by Beethoven himself

[@EmmyBlubonic]

Nick is just hiding his god - like powers at his instrument with a recording that was made by a beginner.

[@thepuffin4920]

Son: *starts destroying property* Dad: Ok my disabled wife I am going to hide upstairs even though I’m a grown man that can actually stop this behavior.

[@nguyenten6877]

Ok so i watched a couple more snippets of the full episode and the mom actually sides with the kid despite Niko literally threatening to stab the dad while the dad is one handing a belt and the mom is recordng it purely just so she can record the dad hitting Niko and is probably the only reason he just hides in his room because his wife stops him for no reason If you need a source search up ‘"I Am So Ashamed,’ Father Says After Watching Himself Argue With Son"

[@megarayquaza9054]

They're probably equally Disabled

[@psychott6]

I think the dad is worried about being framed for abuse, and you know.. I’ve heard other stories where the dad just leaves when they get upset, so they don’t abuse their kid.

[@psychott6]

limelight I Yes, a whooping isn’t abuse, but people will twist stories. And also, people who actually abuse use “discipline” as an excuse and say it’s a “whooping” so he doesn’t want to be misinterpreted, and don’t want to risk have the story being twisted.

[@ramenmaster2337]

@@psychott6 the child and the father need a woopin

[@Juan-ir2rh]

17 hours? “Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up”

[@DegenerateLies]

It will go up if the parents are gone

[@bingedkoolaid8609]

Yeah I got the 48 hour award on battlefield bad company 2 when I was 12

[@minorinconvenionce5496]

yeah how about 25 hours a day

[@Timber-043]

17 hours? Pathetic.

[@Juan-ir2rh]

TheUFOCube 51024 ah yes, the negotiator

[@xxshimpyxx5056]

Kid: **gets aggressive** Dad: "Ya like jazz?"

[@Viewbot-1232]

“A wife that can’t stand up for herself” Has me laughing so hard

[@ithinkimightabandonthischa8747]

*WHEEZE*

[@cagelestigertigerarmy2498]

william harris Why is it funny the dad should beat his kid till he knows who is the boss

[@hatepurrpp2651]

ChezNub _ noone cares

[@Sakanasaaaaa]

Cagelestiger Tiger army r/whoooooooosh

[@sammyjohnson2678]

Cagelestiger Tiger army It’s because she’s in a wheel chair. She literally couldn’t stand up for herself.

[@shame2845]

“Parents are too afraid to whoop their children, meanwhile I’m remembering the time my mom factory reset me with the belt” this is a quote that I found that definitely applies to this situation.

[@megacharzard10gameing79]

Hahah factory reset you hahaha

[@shadowtheedgehog7452]

The kid needs a life, not a beating.

[@charsoviawpoa3961]

Oh yeah my black Step Father disciplined me a lot of times when I was 7 Though it got too far by the time I was 10 when I was too old to get beat up with a belt and my stepbrother sometimes lied or mess around with me on purpose just so I could get grounded or beaten, luckily that was in a period of 2 months

[@d3l7az7r1k3]

The one with the studs for me. My father introduced the paddle. I got both of those and my younger siblings didn't see that. Even when I skipped class I had the fear of god put into me. I am thankful for the discipline I was taught.

[@nenidetic]

@Oh No why are you replying to him?

[@wariojoe9453]

“The coronavirus is also video games fault”

[@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109]

I wouldn't be surprised anymore...

[@ruffamlos7086]

Plague Inc is to blame

[@davidtimmer596]

@@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109 Honestly, who would be at this point, especially with the rise of social media and the internet? Not that it was any good in the past either, but I'm pretty sure that parents were more responsible back then. Nowadays it's just constant scapegoating on video games, because the parents can't do their jobs. This is why birth control and abortion exist. If you feel ready for the responsibilities of having a child, go ahead, but, obviously the dad's useless, the mom tries her best. The parents should get a divorce already, or never had the kid in the first place. To the parents who blame video games, it's not the games' fault, it's yours for being an incompetent caretaker and letting the problem worsen.

[@dufslammo4740]

They did ban plague inc in china, but what isnt banned in china

[@mysterynerd3591]

Wario Joe init, god got a copy of plague inc

[@prakesh2904]

the amount of hatred in optimus's voice towards the father is just perfect

[@babyk326]

Ikr

[@dindjarrin8324]

Yes

[@100megatonYT]

8:52 The pure disgust is perfect

[@zanmolecules4105]

The mother would always get mad when the father started disciplining the kid. If people actually did research and watch the whole episode on Dr Phil you might know that.

[@afroduck9351]

don't forget that the father actually hides when his son is abusing his disabled wife

[@anduro7448]

maybe intervening will just worsen the problem? As in: He normally just breaks her nose but if he intervenes he might break her neck The father looks kind of old and this boar of a kid charging at this dad with bloodlust (we know he has rage issues due to destroying everything in the household so this is a possibility) is bound to do some damage, if not to the father, he will likely lash out at the disabled mother and basically hold her hostage I think at this point you can just call the cops , he is 14 and legaly accountable but i think they fear getting fines for bad parenting or that legal costs end up because they are responsible or something

[@weedDOTexe]

@@anduro7448 you can't be serious

[@karlarodriguez2155]

@@anduro7448 my Dad is 70 years old and he still can smack me into next year

[@mintyulti2754]

AnduRo i mean, at this point, i would be dialing 911

[@anduro7448]

@@mintyulti2754 what i said precisely

[@failingattempt9984]

"Has a disabled wife" "who cannot stand up for herself"

[@Poppyblender]

ah the water is wet.

[@aidanhammans9337]

@@cybertron_7955 huh, didn't know the floor was made of floor in the internet

[@christophersalinas2722]

@@Poppyblender water isn’t tho

[@palind9884]

ah the sky is blue

[@H33333]

Is the lava wet tho?

[@dudleydingleberry5104]

Even if he never played a video game in his life he’d still be the exact same way

[@just_golden1085]

Video games don't cause violence (๑•﹏•)

[@ay-qe9pk]

@@just_golden1085 maybe but video games don’t help the problem either, take my little brother for example, he is a special needs 7yrs. And video games overstimulated him so that he acts out but we still don’t blame the video games, we just calm him down and take them away so that he understands that to get to play games and watch KZbin he has to be good

[@msen5030]

Video games change people is definitely

[@fuzzy_buddy8642]

The amount of people that are older then me but less mature is baffling

[@ay-qe9pk]

@GAMESTER180 obviously not but in the example that I gave, a special needs person or someone that needs a little extra attention video games they do because they can’t handle it

[@easycheesygaming1015]

The parent in the thumbnail looks like the type of person to write a really long amazon review on a remote control

[@fanboydeevangelion6881]

Duuuuude

[@arlecchinoimpact725]

more like a noble

[@JoeyMetalhead]

R/rareinsults

[@phantom_wolf5274]

@@JoeyMetalhead hey I was gonna do that

[@rctrulez]

So, Im from Germany and well I can tell you: Sending people you want corrected to camps does not work out.

[@futur3109]

Unless you have different goals......

[@christowers7307]

Uh oh

[@NickO.-uz1re]

This is a quality comment

[@aceofspades9818]

Depends on context

[@berend5766]

Jesus christ, loooool

[@jimmychangprod]

Kid: shoots up school Parents: he played new super mario bros on the dsi 7 years ago its their fault

[@lovetheLord2005]

*It's nintendogs fault!*

[@thecalmclone2813]

Its all that XCUBE

[@SirDavid290]

He played on the Nintendo.

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

@@SirDavid290 sega:guess im doing something that nintendont

[@SirDavid290]

@@theskullsoffreedomyt402 Haha !

[@noahgable2744]

“What are those camps they send bad kids again? I donno, I can’t remember” It’s called THE RANCH

[@yaboi2418]

Auschwitz

[@cbandzz5486]

Karlo Kosanovic W

[@noahgable2744]

Karlo Kosanovic no, that’s where they take showers

[@griptape7370]

The gulag

[@ThatPrimalSnail]

A cliff.

[@Ug1yKarma]

I can’t even play for 3 hours of games without getting bored

[@deltamus411]

S A M E

[@whatdoiputhereman]

Mood

[@nemiza8288]

Fax

[@sai1737]

Fax

[@greatgames3494]

E X A C T L Y

[@validseeker986]

“What are those camps called where they send bad kids” Oh that’s what we call The Ranch

[@Mr_MachoGlobe]

Or A Juvenile Detention Centre

[@stefanoidez3867]

Or a militar school

[@pegpeg9833]

For a sec I thought you meant the Bunny Ranch...

[@EveTheRaviolo]

SEND HIM TO THE REEENCH

[@pigtoast43]

Oh yeah

[@GameAndMusicNerd]

“I take him off the internet” You know Xbox One internet services cost money, right? You’re basically paying for your child’s disobedience at this point. He does it because you are obviously paying for it.

[@michaelmiller3808]

U mean the Xbox live right? I can see that with the Xbox live

[@someretardontheinternet]

Unless one of his friends is gameshareing with him but let's be real the kid probably doesn't have any friends

[@coraldiamond1922]

No Pride Gammer especially since he doesn’t go to school so can’t make friends.

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

But he can already have friends from when he used to go to school.

[@sirboringname]

@Marco Catania they show an xbox controller in the video

[@2five0three]

update: niko got put into some kind of bootcamp and his parents pulled him out 3 days later for the cold and wet conditions, Some people just cant be helped

[@smailchali5102]

man, if i did this my mom will make me go [REDACTED]

[@keyboardwarrior6413]

Smâil Châli ah, an SCP fan

[@AbdelkrimElfaouz]

@@smailchali5102 ah a fellow brother i see may scp999 bless both of us with his power amen

[@parkzy2920]

That kinda proves the parents are way too lenient

[@im_tallly]

@Smâil Châli *ah I see your a man of culture as well*

[@Marskiied]

Me:*accidentally says shut up to my mom* Mom:*grabs everything that can deal damage*

[@norb3695]

Objective: Survive Press 'shift' to run

[@Bobbin123]

If I tell my mom to shut up it’s for a good reason and both my sister and dad will back me up

[@iwantskoomasaidthedarkelf4546]

100 crit

[@strickshot]

*Holds shift for my life

[@strickshot]

@@callous1213 you are doomed

[@MrCashMoney123]

Imagine finding an article saying that medical games disrespect the people infected with coronavirus. *Bruh*

[@biasedfan]

Kuscerowski 76 prolly gonna happen, if someone said air conditioning is sexist then it’s possible

[@plague6566]

@@biasedfan Oh yeah 2020 everything can be offensive

[@MK_ULTRA420]

*Why Plague Inc. Is Racist*

[@plague6566]

@Antonio Iniguez Done

[@defaulted9485]

It's not about when, but have you look at news articles about Plague Inc. being censored to oblivion?

[@MattLap21]

The mom: he literally destroys everything! the camera : *shows the controller WITHOUT BATTERIES *

[@trneedaname4328]

NICE

[@50subswithnovideos37]

@Alexander Biascoechea lol

[@Jeremattress]

Lol

[@deadfxsh]

lol

[@gonb9807]

oh god not the batteries

[@coughodemon8592]

The real crime is him laying in bed while playing I mean how do you do that.

[@theskullsoffreedomyt402]

You seek forbidden knowledge i see

[@chrisdivodi9291]

Lol I always did that when I was younger and still do often nowadays.

[@coughodemon8592]

@@chrisdivodi9291 *Pulls out mini shank*

[@grumpyguy112]

You clearly dont know what a nintendo switch is.

[@coughodemon8592]

@@grumpyguy112 I don't even play my switch laying down it's still uncomfortable I always have to in a sitting up position to play

[@micahbass8671]

Listen, my parents let me play for 10-15 hrs per week on a GOOD week, and although I wish I could play more, my grades were and still are top-notch and I respect my parents. I am a living result of good, non-harmful parental control. It's honestly not extremely hard to tell your kids to stop if you lay a good foundation.

[@pcb_296]

Bro I am a kid and I do play 5 hours a day sometimes but that's not the problem cuz if my momma said stop do his or that I would just stop and do the problem is the lack of respect he has for his parents and also i will play less when I need to study more it's just what it is

[@tank7275]

@@pcb_296 a good child you are

[@Oliver-Thyella]

Wait, you guys play during the week?

[@gghost2255]

@@Oliver-Thyella if your not in high school you can play whatever you want As long as you want.

[@hazart8909]

If your child is like this you should honestly just get a refund

[@claythepro5894]

Exactly

[@MonkePoker]

No you should stop parenting tf

[@frankjones43]

Late term abortion

[@windexcleaner7549]

hopefully they still have the receipt

[@aqschmeeli]

just yeet his xbox out the window and lock him in the basement until he agrees to go to school

[@stewart2589]

*kid breaks stuff around the house* Hispanic parents: *belts and sandals have been deployed*

[@kitchenjail3546]

Tactical belt incoming! It's over...

[@fatguygetsmad6954]

Mission failed better luck next time

[@feralchangeling97]

Operation: Chancla is green lit.

[@vincenzofromwiisports3993]

What if we break the belts and chanclas

[@vcloakzz957]

Black parents : Belts, extension cords, hands, shoes, switches, and wires

[@thegamerguy5882]

If I ever did anything like that kid Mom: grabs random item with murderous intent

[@arthurmorgan835]

For me it was a wooden spoon belt or bar of soap... ô_ô.

[@midnitee97]

lol if i wouldve my parents would lock me in the basement with no lights for a few hours

[@DeezNuts-zj2lw]

For me it was the broom stick

[@pepedoesalittletrollin1502]

for me it was purgatory in my own house

[@JoeMartinez18]

In a Hispanic country it would be a sandal

[@x_gamestrong3454]

The crazy thing is I haven't seen one African kid on this whole mini series

[@babyk326]

True that

[@mtyflippermist6656]

Or Hispanic or Asian or Indian

[@justanamezain3602]

@@mtyflippermist6656 India is in Asia

[@slimsixpack1313]

African kids get killed in less than 3 seconds if this happens. (Been there; done that)

[@jinglebeels.]

@@slimsixpack1313 same anyone growing up with black or Hispanic parents knows what happens CoUgH cOuGh- b e l t

[@beckdahl4252]

I would love to see the kid on beyond scared straight

[@grumpyguy112]

If youre trying to scare him put him on an MTV reality show with other loud mouthed maniacs.

[@theaxbowlotl]

its like those cases with the kids on the tv show and games, where they act out so much that you want to see their head beat in with a metal object, but in this case the kid is real.

[@beckdahl4252]

@Yusuf Garba Awesome

[@beckdahl4252]

@Yusuf Garba Yeah I like replying to comments 🙂

[@KatTheLavaGirl]

He’d act all tough in the beginning but towards the end he will be shaking with fear and whimpering

[@beaniemeanie1552]

I can't imagine being able to act like that. My mom ever caught me talking crazy like that, the last thing I'd see before death is her flying at me looking like an angry pitbull

[@powerful7845]

Now you understand the importance of not allowing your kid to do whatever they want.

[@SJMORG]

And even throwing a sandal or sword even

[@emperorkiron3470]

If I dropped one F-bomb near my parents, I would have been so dead, even if I had not been talking to them.

[@jahoto818]

@@emperorkiron3470 luckily my parents let me curse near them unless it's directed at them, but if I ever tried to hurt my mom on purpose... oh boy

[@manlal687]

With my parents I don't have any fight or flight response. It's just freezing and crying

[@SumgoodAsszaza]

"Just pull out the belt, sound angry, and start snapping it in order to get your child to behave". - Mexican Parents

[@natstudios9362]

lol so relatable!!!

[@justsomemustachewithoutaguy-]

"Just raise a flip flop (slipper), sound angry, start cussing and start slapping your hand in order to get your child to behave". - Filipino parents

[@slasher2595]

just sound angry and lock your kid on the bathroom for 1 and a half hours until they behave - greek parents

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

I'm white, and if I said no to my parents I would be dead

[@BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im]

American dad: did you say no to me? Kid:yea I did American dad:*grabs shotgun* would you like to say it again?

[@Muhammad_Rishad_Baldemar]

"Destroy anything in his path" No joke bro that sounded like the blitzkrieg back in 1939

[@najah58]

And is the Mom France

[@paprikagames]

@@najah58 the dad is france the mom is england

[@wazson3178]

@@paprikagames The mom is poland i think .

[@paprikagames]

@@wazson3178 i was talking about, if their personality's were country's in ww2.

[@MrPanda-xd3qt]

@@paprikagames personally think dads soviet Russia and moms France, France has been shoved over and we in 1941 Soviet Union retreating, sadly not retaliating

[@yoshisarethebomb]

Kid: Mom I have cancer. Mom: It's because of the phone. Kid: You took away every single device Mom: *sweating*

[@fuzbeatboxern5714]

Dad: *he's on to us*

[@jayydogg7110]

Mom: Well, I guess that's what happens when you're not on devices :P *I diagnose you with addiction* Me: ;_;

[@yoshisarethebomb]

@@jayydogg7110 lol

[@shadowtheedgehog7452]

Withdrawal

[@Hunnaa61103]

you can get cancer from phones, if they are cracked without a screen protecter, they give out radiation, the type that can give you cancer

[@prallel]

I play video games every day for about 7 hours and nothing has changed mentality for me so it’s obviously something else to do with the child which makes him this angry

[@doctoreggman7308]

The kid doesn't have a life, that is the problem.

[@insertcringynamehere]

Doctor Eggman I don’t have a life, I’m not angry.

[@mysterynerd3591]

Doctor Eggman I play for more because I have nothing to do after my chores and my parents are fine with it, if they want me off in chill, if we go out, AMAZING

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

I scream at times when I play games while angry, but I never have the incentive to throw my controller across the room. It's not the video games' fault, it's the parents themselves and the kid.

[@prallel]

Doctor Eggman I really don’t understand how someone can do anything for 17 hours a day and not start to go insane even something you love and its really unhealthy for your brain to be doing anything for that amount of time every day

[@reallyyfunny0o048]

The dad be just like that "aight imma head out" meme whenever his child is near 😂

[@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077]

Kid: *does anything* Dad: Understandable, have a great day.

[@SirLukedatgoat]

Kid: gets mad Dad: bro, I’m outta here

[@Dis_Dis]

"It's The Video Games Fault, Not My Bad Parenting!" Got a sequel and yet I am still waiting for PC 2 and KZbin 2 to be released.

[@TheFakeTeo]

Parent: *”Why is my child so out of control?”* Also parent: *Buys kid 17+ games, let’s them play 18 hours a day, and doesn’t acknowledge them*

[@TheFakeTeo]

Flyin' Steve lol

[@wibs0n68]

I bought more games on steam.

[@wibs0n68]

@@absolootdisaster1060 owh... ok

[@H0nda_661]

Its obviously the games he shouldnt be playing

[@nice-me9ce]

*Parenting 100*

[@hammerbros64]

Parents: This damage cost as thousand of dollars My brain: Don't do it. *DO NOT THINK ABOUT...* Me: *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

[@rjfiction1527]

Whip out the flex tape for repairs and taming demon children

[@averagetexan9930]

NOW INTRODUCING FLEX TAPE CHILD SEAL ,TO GET RID OF ALL YOUR CHILD RELATED PROBLEMS

[@samssa7813]

"That nose is still breathing" Jontron : waterproofing my life with flex tape

[@skullsquid47]

Simply apply flex tape to your child’s nose and mouth and watch the magic happen!

[@legoanakinskywalker6094]

@@averagetexan9930 *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@heidai_The_Toad_Sage]

Optimus: “...who has a disabled wife who can’t stand up for herself” Me: a very poor choice of words

[@AtemiRaven]

Not really. It is absolutely true. Literally and metaphorically. What did we all suddenly lose our nuts and start being politically correct on video game channels? I missed the memo I guess.

[@veryrealdrdog]

Very good choice of words

[@TwinbornMist]

Especially when taken out of context using "...[Enter Text Here]..."

[@AtemiRaven]

@@timetotwirl perhaps. I might be 26 but I don't spend most of my time bathed in memes. Also with terrible memory and lacking context I can't even remember what my original comment was defending.

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

Bruh I do not want to even imagine what my mom would do if I acted how he did.

[@coltenjstasny2571]

Same

[@baconsandwich922]

Same

[@quandaledingle6949]

I’d be in the ground rn

[@fir3dd466]

Same

[@jimspierings8337]

I'd be in a coma

[@silvertheelf]

I thought we covered this already! How are humans still being horrible parents and blaming games.

[@megabarroth5156]

Cuz its an easy escape goat

[@ams2627]

Scapegoat*

[@yalocalgameriam330]

You just said Humans as if you’re not a Human with organs and a complex anatomy...

[@silvertheelf]

Jurassic Muffin, I’m an ammonite, did you not read the name or look at the picture? Like your a muffin from the Jurassic period.

[@shadowtheedgehog7452]

Mariokart is responsible for all bad driving, even the bad driving of people who never played it. Also if we get rid of all the videogames with guns, there will be no shootings. There were totally no shootings before violent videogames.

[@MrJ747]

Bruh kids like these give all of us gamers a horribly bad reputation smh

[@stickmanstick6073]

Agree.

[@abbysworld05]

Agreed and make video game parents look bad or at-least kid gamers with a dad since his mom is trying when his dad who his most likely taller and fully capable to put there son in his place just lets his mom get beat up like if she divorced him ever then I wouldn’t be suprised cuz I would too if I had a husband let me get beat up knowing that I can’t fight back

[@Rex-hc1ec]

If that was my kid i eould have burned his consolse and games

[@phantom_wolf5274]

And the parents allow it it’s the parents fault for not raising him properly

[@sidejyll9667]

Yup

[@elijah7844]

Imagine the kid is watching this and sees he's not being blamed for anything and he thinks that only his parents are in the wrong.

[@aaroanttila2537]

i can see that happening

[@josephstahl9119]

*While he obviously is responsible for his actions, it is his parent's duty to impart that responsibility to him.*

[@justinalade512]

It’s both. His parents let him get to that point. Then he just abuses it

[@maz4628]

@@justinalade512 You think a 14 year old wouldn't abuse it ?

[@littlea420]

Maz yo what sup makoto yuki

[@GinjerFour]

Me : Playing Tekken 7 Parent : He's gonna turn into the devil! Where's my bible?!

[@vegandio2182]

American parents: "I have no control over my kid" European, African, Mexican and Asian parents: "Nothing a little physical abuse can't handle"

[@holyfox2120]

My mom used to beat me with a shoe

[@Kyrgyz420]

My friend is half Asian, Half Russian, his parents aren’t even strict. If they were, why would he have and Instagram account

[@lets_see_777]

@@Kyrgyz420 hits too close to home

[@unknitcashewvlogs6357]

New objective: survive

[@zentralratderfliesentischb660]

Yup.I had a Phase too for... other reasons. It lasted 2 belt-strikes.

[@ven5707]

The kid: 17 hours a day Me: Those numbers are insultingly low.

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

8,760 hours a day!

[@screaminghoop9658]

(Seymour voice)" *_P A T H E T I C_*

[@callmeaaryan]

@@purplesweaterboi4763 that's what a child will say, pathetic

[@debleb166]

40 hours a day

[@mystic0146]

500 days a year

[@James-jo4dq]

This is the fathers fault This child clearly has mental issues and when they start to show be runs up to his room and leaves his disabled wife to try and sort out the problem I feel sorry for the kid and the mother

[@NNOutBurger_Gaming]

Ja Hursty he doesn't have mental issues (I swear any kids who act out is mental issues that the problem with kids today they act up then y'all shove pills down their throats) he needs a strong father (the father need to rip the Xbox from the wall throw it away and if the kid say anything back hand him) be the alpha male

[@MarksterC]

That kid is perfectly sane, he just needs to be squared up

[@Kitsune16-r4h]

Kid cries: MORE PILLS

[@HeroTheHedgehog999]

Yeah he is a chicken

[@yaelp.m8156]

Like if i ever did break something because i'm angry when i lose a match in a videogame my mom would start chasing me and hit me harder than doom slayer killing a demon

[@fr0stbtt3n56]

We not only watch Optimus because he speaks constant facts, but is also god-tier at every video game he plays.

[@HBDLB]

14 year old boy : beats up his disables mom Dad: GrEaT MuSic

[@Gunnerererer]

Spanish moms when they see this: *mission chancla in order*

[@shinozukashu7452]

I feel this....

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Black parents: Takes off belt with holy intent

[@froggy9321]

Order of the holy chancla

[@Robin_dabank6]

I never mess with my Mexican mom learned the hard way

[@jroses983]

super dude don’t miss with an Asian grandma they use knifes to scare you

[@kbar6610]

I was addicted to games and my parents make me take an hour break each day and i have to get off at 9:30. Those rules really helped me. Im thankful for my parents.

[@bowenlavalley3297]

If a kid got mad and broke my gaming laptop he would be erased like a wrong answer

[@sirslimy2836]

The dad looks like Mr. Incredible 's boss but on drugs.

[@sayedfahd2492]

Frick you, I can't unsee it anymore...

[@thedefault8109]

@@sayedfahd2492 LOL

[@mafic3351]

That's a rare insult

[@sai1737]

I can't unsee this bleach my eyes plz

[@fanboydeevangelion6881]

Yeah

[@shinypikagaming]

That whole thing about his KZbin career, you actually have to be likable, funny, or something beyond a brat to make a good career out of it...

[@retrobit5973]

Also, flippin patience and discipline. Both which this kid does not have. And besides, you need to at least pass 10th grade to be even likeable....

[@d3nny_s3mpai]

Sounds like me... 🙂

[@shinypikagaming]

@@COM-IS-G4Y Also true, unless you become a Markiplier or a Dream, it’s not a solo career, sadly...

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

Yea, and youtube takes alto of work, for me it takes around an hour of work for me to put out a ten minute video

[@noshisan0947]

Yes, good point Also nice pfp

[@mrjupiter3000]

Optimus : there will be something waiting for me if I destroyed the tv. Me : *sweats and remember the belt that was at my father's waist*

[@emperorkiron3470]

My grandpa used to give me The Switch, which, in reality, was a random twig. Those hurt.

[@arthurmorgan835]

I got the bar of soap a wooden spoon or a belt. Ó_Ò.

[@lef8282]

I just got hit with a coat hanger until it broke for forgetting to throw out my cats poo

[@prakesh2904]

I got either the wire hanger or one of the many wooden yardsticks/rulers.

[@basileusofstupidonia6462]

@@lef8282 That's too extreme for something as minor as forgetting to do something, so what you experienced wasn't right at all. Destroying things because the kid isn't getting what he wants on the other hand... That will require a thicker coat hanger.

[@Grten]

If I played 3 hours of continuous computer games, I’d get the belt immediately.

[@TheoHawk316]

how can you play that long and not get bored?

[@MiggyBiggy]

victim

[@ashi1706]

Mom: Niko wants to be KZbinr when he grows up Me and my older brother: Let's see his KZbin channel

[@classicco-op5580]

You found it???

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Nikocado Yells-a-lotto

[@cristensullivan7301]

I subscribed to you to contribute to the cause of having more subs than Nico.

[@ashi1706]

@@classicco-op5580 Nope we didn't

[@Anonymoose345]

Wait he does?

[@Tarikyurtsever09]

Why does every kid that’s accused of being “ addicted “ to video games, have a tv instead of a monitor or a pc?

[@basicallyme8205]

I think it’s because usually the TV is in the living room, so the parents see their behavior more often than if the kid was just sitting in their room on a computer... or maybe because only intellectuals game on PC

[@alxndrmzksm8387]

Because PC gamers are superior

[@anikdey9706]

Alexander Rosario so are console gamers

[@anikdey9706]

Basically Me I don’t agree on the last part you said

[@professionaldumbass7789]

It doesn't matter whether you play on console or PC as long as you have fun.

[@butterscotchpi3395]

*Optimus before the dad appears:* "There is no dad." Me: _He went to the store to get milk._

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

SquadronOfFive-Gaming the kind of milk he brought back was Soy

[@monkeymouse7670]

When you win the lottery Dad:Hey guys I'm back I got the milk and stuff but traffic was horrible

[@jaspreetmaan121]

"destroys everything in his way" Shows a picture of toilet

[@dindjarrin8324]

Yes, he was so mad he ate the Taco Bell…

[@huaraches8934]

How is a one legged mom able to talk to her son while the father is hiding in his room like a wimp even tho he has most of the power in the house and capable of making him homeless

[@mr.c9820]

the kid has the power. thats obvious

[@tomrob0697]

Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 if he was my child a Xbox would be on sale with a phone basically whatever he owns he would be sleeping on a matress on the floor

[@Caliburnz]

*man in North Korea nukes the US “It’s the video games fault for involving nukes in them”

[@knightmarespawn2690]

“It was Bethesda’s fault!”

[@LG-ii7gl]

Disabled mum: NOO!!! You can't just leave when I'm getting hurt!! Dad: harhar guitar go brbrbrbrbr

[@azzafathelrahman470]

😂😂😂

[@psmsgaming7687]

i think ive never laughed harder at a comment in my entire life hahahahah

[@notaviking2475]

lol

[@_ichiroshima_550]

If the father of this fortnite kid stood up for her wife instead of being a chicken, they wouldn't even be in Dr. Phil's show

[@solrhopalocera5704]

theyre both equally weak. ive never encountered a mother that lets their kid become the master of the house and act like a 3 year old with baby tantrums. the average mother can more than handle their own kids. the problem is this mother and father are hella weak so they cant control their kid.

[@ImThePerson0]

I would’ve confiscated those games so fast and said “if you’re nothing without the games, then you should be have them.”

[@MarksterC]

Oh man video games are the problem? LET'S GIVE HIM MORE

[@totallyahuman5055]

@Thịnh Tấn Phạm because it is.

[@MightySix]

Ok tony stark

[@mrbruh2689]

A Person Ok Tony

[@theonedan1589]

@Thịnh Tấn Phạm If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it

[@mr.gspot753]

The thing is she really can’t leave him, I mean what will she do on her own she can’t drive or really do to much. I’ll give them 3 options- 1)send him to a discipline camp, 2)put him up for adoption, 3)execute him

[@brokenhalosc0810]

Execute order 66

[@trafficcone7344]

Ajubbz I like the third option

[@niodewit4710]

@@brokenhalosc0810 it will be done my lord

[@nqrtzy8765]

Number 3 seems the way to go. But seriously, I feel the kids needs to go to a discipline camp. He would definitely change from that experience.

[@realdragon]

Abortion should be legal to age 18 and euthanasia from age 20

[@craigstephenson7676]

The worst part for me is that he’s my age and he sounds like my 8 year old brother

[@uh_ke]

Craig Stephenson I have an 8 year old sister who is a massive perv so... I understand you, man, 8 year olds are the worst

[@ndz1541]

Oh Lord 8 yr old and perv are words that should not be used in the same sentence 🤣

[@bogdanwg4552]

Oh Lord she needs some jesus✝️

[@anduro7448]

thought he is a girl at first judging by the voice

[@wut2697]

@@anduro7448 and the hair

[@loepen]

as a kid my parents allowed me too play games for 1 hour per day, the rest of the time we would just play outside with other kids, and when we played violent games my dad would be in the room, checking on us and how we reacted to it, if i even tried too defy my parents rules i would get a good old fashioned smack on the back of the head

[@qwebhsaavhws]

This family sounds like a depressing sitcom

[@myhandsdealaciddamage3189]

A sadcom, if you will.

[@cormey8772]

Cipher Megalomaniac I personally will

[@justchris6046]

Sitdram

[@HoHo-ho9qi]

Or a British sitcom

[@stanfordsparky5296]

Mom: Has one leg Optimus: She can not stand up for herself Poor choice of words

[@Somtejesstudios]

i did not get it at frist but i do now

[@danielsiii4235]

Wow, just wow.

[@quandaledingle6949]

Haha

[@iwantskoomasaidthedarkelf4546]

@@danielsiii4235 are u afended

[@iwantskoomasaidthedarkelf4546]

Sorry dyslexia

[@et3791]

Dude become a public speaker. You have such an amazing speaking talent.

[@hadiassi2486]

Fr I have been saying this for a while he would be amazing as a news reporter or the dude on one of those radio channels

[@djtrac3r935]

Hadi Assi like a podcast? Kinda like the Joe Rogan Podcast?

[@hadiassi2486]

Kyle Cook ye

[@varia2354]

I mean it's one thing to talk to yourself in a padded room knowing you can just redo a part you messed up. It's one completely different thing to speak into a microphone in front of dozens and dozens of people and you have to get it right the first time and people will scrutinize even a tiny thing you did wrong.

[@watchoutitsoceanman6540]

Step 1:casually approach child, Step 2:firmly grasp the child, Syep 3: yeet the child.

[@jjonahjameson8934]

Step 1: take child to backyard Step 2: load shotgun Step 3: silence

[@tritaneric2866]

For a second I couldn’t tell if he was a boy or girl

[@dumythicesquire7559]

both

[@Sackyjuice]

same

[@Mr35hillman]

Same

[@yadie5465]

Both

[@RolandBon]

None.

[@Cakegolem]

Clueless parents: "We can't seem to discipline our rotten kid! We've tried being nice, accommodating him, reasoning with him... nothing works!" The Belt: "Release me from around your waist and my power is yours to wield."

[@Leit_fingies]

Dude I'm dead lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Leit_fingies]

Just lol

[@omarhernandez-oo9nx]

Possibly Have Coronavirus it’s not beating them.

[@QixTheDS]

Possibly Have Coronavirus there’s a difference between discipline and beating. The line can be muddled, but it’s there.

[@omarhernandez-oo9nx]

KucklePuff finally someone that’s not a idiot lol

[@JB-qn8sj]

I feel if I ever destroyed the tv when I was a kid, my parents would have sold the console and my other belongings to pay for replacing it.

[@flamestoyershadowkill]

The worst I would do is throw away the wii sports disc

[@eggy6745]

If I destroyed my parents tv, they probably would've sold me

[@justinsievers2831]

@@eggy6745 yup I can relate to that on a spiritual level ( I know it's a four-month-old comment I just don't care)

[@zamelon2774]

When I was playing wii sports, I moved the wii remote so fast (without the safety belt) and I made a big hole in the wall. They sold the wii

[@issabeganovic8822]

Here's *Behavioural Control 101:* -If he won't stop playing, pull the plug (literally). -If he beats you up (and you're too fragile), call the police. -If he breaks his own stuff, treat it like it is (his stuff, his problem). -If he breaks your stuff, force him into a summer job until his back is broken (figuratively).

[@deadbread5736]

Me: Plays Animal Crossing and has spent hours making sure my villagers have tge safest conditions. Karens: sChOoL sHoOtEr!!!??!?!!

[@kaeleylyons5776]

Karen’s: NO THEY’RE AN ANIMAAAL ABUSER! Because animal crossing is ANTI VEGAN!!!!!!! YOU SHOULDNT BE CATCHING FISH OR BUGS IN THE GAME!!! IT’LL HUUURRRRTTTT THEEEEMMM!!!! (See the PETA article about how animal crossing is anti-vegan so you shouldn’t play it.)

[@JETS5]

The thing is, Karen's don't care if you play that. If you play gta or any shooter game they immediately assume your gonna be a shooter or your gonna be ferocious in the future

[@HollowM0th]

Me: Playing Hollow Knight and killing bees in the hive to get to hive knight Karen: oMG yOUR aN aNIMAL aBUSER!!!!!1!11!!1!!!111!!!

[@Love_Lvna]

Noo you can't just help random stray animals Haha flimsy axe go wooosh

[@kaeleylyons5776]

@@HollowM0th YoU mOnsTer (Coincidentally I’m doing the Hive right now too, I guess we’re both monsters.)

[@willofd8449]

Bad parents 2: electric boogaloo

[@pancakefan6663]

Ironic

[@willofd8449]

@@pancakefan6663 your not wrong tho.

[@willofd8449]

@Edwin Tan it's what they deserve. Being called out for not raising their children right.

[@spinoplays6703]

@@willofd8449 You're* Sorry I couldn't help it.

[@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109]

@Edwin Tan well he did have bad parents tho, the only difference is that they don't blame videogames

[@trocer2235]

"...why are those camps called? Where they send bad kids?" Umm, Optimus, I think you mean THE RANCH

[@balake9721]

The ranch

[@balake9721]

The ranch

[@koshisaur7850]

Send them to Ram Ranch.

[@VergilDarkslayer]

The ram ranch

[@silly_sarge]

Concentration camps*

[@crxns5185]

One thing though, I’m proud of the mother for being able to carry a tumour for nine months

[@gezi5927]

In the episode, they never said it was the game’s fault. They are still bad parents, but still.

[@tacticaltictac8384]

Yeah and he does also dicipline his son

[@grenadeout562]

It's implied, they haven't done antthin and they wonder ehy it could've happened

[@ForgottenMuted]

He is just making a point because the media would look at this and blame the videogames not the parents.

[@bamboohpenguin5528]

Come on only the father is bad his mom can't do anything

[@gustavusadolphus4344]

I was thinking that. He kept fighting an argument that wasn't there

[@productreview2195]

Mom: Stop playing video game. Me: No! Mom: breaks my head

[@all-for-none-6953]

Product Review she did the right thing

[@vegandio2182]

Basically my parents

[@holdguard4624]

@@all-for-none-6953 Nah, if your mother immediatly resorts to physical/corporal punishment after you defy her ONE TIME, then that's f*cking abusive.

[@betterdevils8734]

@@vegandio2182 do vex have parents? (Destiny joke).

[@shayla106]

@@holdguard4624 🙄

[@megarayquaza9054]

If I ever talk to my mom like that, all I'll ever get is a Slipper flying to my face from across my room, but she's the nicest person I know so I would never do that

[@criert135]

So the nicest person you know is abusive and violent?

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@criert135 No.

[@Spud_Farmer]

Mine would

[@Unknown-tt2dl]

Did anyone notice that the mom's just watching him the whole time

[@BruhBruh-nt1xl]

I wonder if the parents heard a rumor of a legendary item that can discipline a kid called *The Belt*

[@buybugfables]

Stats Damage:9999999999999 Defense:420 Speed:780 Durability: 999

[@screaminghoop9658]

@@buybugfables added effects: Fire aspect: 20 Rebound: 100 (Aftershock) Fear: 999

[@claytonbohannon]

ah yes the belt of legend, if only people would stop saying that child discipline is child abuse.

[@charlotte_8814]

You ment the car

[@cubescoper7588]

@@screaminghoop9658 plus when mastered it has a small chance to apply the trauma staus ailment.

[@dogestep64]

Everytime these kids do this I wonder if they're even good after all of that playtime

[@evandevore2627]

Probably not, let's be real here

[@lovetheLord2005]

I usually play for 5 hours a day and even that we cause me to shake and shiver bruh don't get me started on the bad headaches, idk how this kid does it.

[@gamingcantina9157]

Bad parent: He just sits there playing for 17 hours a day Also bad parent: MuST BEe ThE ViDeOGamEs

[@faze_thanos6098]

I actually do sympathize with the mom in this, she is trying her best in this while the dad runs away and hides

[@koinfrickbookie9235]

No they are the issue as a team you can’t have a baby by yourself

[@rosehites3419]

Yes

[@killergamer7222]

I disliked just for your username

[@Brainmelt427]

@@killergamer7222 Agreed.

[@solrhopalocera5704]

the mom lacks a backbone just like the father. she literally only ever asks the child to listen to her without performing any hardline actions to back it up. the fact that she lets the kid "bully" her into doing what he wants is proof enough that she just has no backbone. this kid acts like a literal 3 year old and most parents stamp out that attitude in their kids at that age, but this woman literally let her kid become the boss of the house, hence why he still acts like a 3 year old