Orky Answers! Da BEST of 'Umie Kuestshuns!

[@digunder14]

if a bad moon is calling you a show off, then it is probably is true

[@Wyattbw09]

I came because of Pancake no works, don’t give a crap about the Orks, understand maybe 75% of what this dude is saying. Yet it’s very possible this the greatest 40K channel on the internets.

[@GimGam_Glitzdakka]

Dis iz me FAVORITE comment!

[@victormarrec7396]

​​​​@@GimGam_Glitzdakka4:40 I just think about it. If you wanted to loot the bugs, what you can do is take a weapon from what humiez gitz call termagaunts (the bugs version of footsoldiers that hold dakkas) and ask a mekboy to attach the said weapon with a device that makes an electric shock for this is how those weapons work, or you can kill what we humiez call a carnifex "da wagons of da bugs" by damaging its brain before replacing it by an ork brain; and while you will have to keep an eye on this boy, as he may try to take advantage of his new body to try to take your place as the boss; you will get a carnifex with the mind of an ork which will fight in your side, and probably provide you the strategic advantage of taking your enemies off guard, as while they have learned not to be surprised with what you orks have in store for them, having a tyranid within the ranks of an ork mob will be probably THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING they will expect, (and if the carnifex's brain is not too damaged, you may put it inside of the ork brain's body, as creating a boy with a bug's brain will probably have a result that even "DA STOOPIED HUMIEZ will consider as one that worth it; as long as they're not in front of it)🤣.

[@Pyro-et9vs]

@@GimGam_Glitzdakkaoi got a question for ya. What was da best scrap ya had against one of em dreadnoughts the humies have?

[@monkeyking9863]

i really love the concept of Orks going "this a right great krumping, but tis almost over. we should go git more boys and come back"

[@nakenmil]

Orkz always win, if he wins 'e winz, if he dies, it'z ova so it don't count, and if 'e runs off, 'e getz to have anuvva go at winnin' next time. PROPA ORK LOJIK!

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

“If ya gonna foight, Foight wiv all da boyz, not jus some of em” Truly words to live by.

[@galling2052]

Gorgutz is just suffering midlife crisis after midlife crisis... he really let him self go in his bad moon phase as well, no Wazza, no snaz, no Dakka. Sad

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Mostly dakka and a big WHAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[@Kingofskulls146]

Eh I like gorgutz for 3 reasons. 1. He's a ork. 2. I guess switching other clans makes him like a weird oddboy freebooter? Well, to me, it does. Orks follow a crowd. We'll the roight crowd if ya ask me. 3. That mega klaw has some punch.

[@galling2052]

​@@Kingofskulls146 I liked him before dow 3 runied him (like the rest of dow) I personally find his design why to whimsical and openly comedic. It makes him walk around like he is heavily impaired. Infact they drove the entire ork design way to far into the comical.

[@Kingofskulls146]

@galling2052 Yeah, I can see that. Guess it's just with me liking the dawn of war. 3 gorgutz is that you ain't gonna see an ork. Or let alone hear a ork with a giant power klaw. With his design, it's not perfect, but heck orks ain't either, and I like that about da boyz. I'm not trying to say dawn of War 3 is a good game because, man, oh man, it ain't. But the orkz are the only reason why I still play it honestly. That and I think I'm feeding my obsession with orks lol.

[@andreasili7129]

Waaaagh is waaaaagh

[@axios4702]

8:58 "Did any of that make sense to you Magos?" "I'm pretty sure half of those weren't even words."

[@apexlord626]

Sounds to me that if you don't teach the ammunition loading mechanism how to load plasma rounds, the barrel explodes. That's after a minute of googling though, so, grain o salt?

[@yamato9753]

Total madboy moment.

[@kevingriffith6011]

6:00 the delicious irony of Carbot's Space Marine 2 animation scrolling by right when you say "Nobody gets loud" is just... chef's kiss.

[@wunnup3229]

'Ow many dakka should I strap to me squig? Da answer is ALL OF IT, YA GIT!!!

[@LexYeen]

no no no, ya git ya strap yer _squig_ to yer _dakka_ that way, if'n someone tries to take yer dakka, da squig bites 'em

[@warsmith246]

I was thinking 'yes', but this phrasing is definitely more orkish 😆

[@SUN_BAKED]

Im no 40k player, nor am I one who comments on videos alot, but the sheer commitedness to the bit of this channel hit me like a bat in the best way possible.

[@spacebar-vx7ck]

Why nobody mentioning the thumbnail

[@BrendanKOD]

Possible consideration for Iz It Orky? The Orion Drive. It's not a weapon, instead it's a way to move spaceships around. Specifically it's by building a huge ship with a rear armor plate that can take being hit by many successive nuclear bombs, and then you move the ship by detonating many successive nuclear bombs right by that plate to shove the ship forward.

[@danielmacmillan4791]

there's an even more insane version of this. I wish I remembered where I heard about it, but it's a drive that shoots out a constant stream of nuclear explosions and water. Think of a water jet but it's nuclear bombs. I think you can make it in Kerbal Space Program too.

[@BrendanKOD]

@@danielmacmillan4791 It's called a nuclear salt water rocket. Basically the fuel it's a uranium salt dissolved in water that when released into the combustion chamber will immediately reach critical mass and chain react. The two main versions either use reactor grade levels of fissionable material, (To generate an exhaust matching the energy of the Chernobyl meltdown at it's peak) or weapons grade (To generate the equivalent of an atomic bomb, only with the explosion not stopping.

[@ChristianDall-p2j]

Imdenfinetely agree With this! That sounds awesome, orky, and Hella funny, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! I just felt compelled to say that! Soooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!

[@jacksonbowns1087]

​@@ChristianDall-p2j Never apologize for WAAAGHing, that's downright un-orky behavior.

[@VladimirOrbista-n4i]

1:47 guards man: my lord ? Here me out on this one okay here me out okay ? Let me explain.

[@michaelkostas6717]

Slowly reaches for bolt pistol…

[@DJKO12X]

Commissar Yarrick: You need not to say, guardsman....*cuts his head with his power klaw*

[@trevorvanderputten7430]

*lifts up shovel while furiously panting under a gasmask.*

[@DrErikNefarious]

*laughs in Necron* "Slow, ork? Well, perhaps we should use more Skorpehk Destroyers or Wraiths......."

[@zachcox94]

5:00 Beakies, Umies, Round Screamy Umies, Umie Mekboyz, Big Tinboyz, TALONS OF THE EMPEROR!!!, Beakies....

[@romuluslycanius1246]

Loved the answers! Cheers for answering mine at the end there, my man! Appreciate it!

[@CaptainPoseidon282]

Mine was answered with "I'll answer it later"😢

[@cartoonthetoon.2724]

2:02 ah orks summarized in just a few words. "Aye let's go krump em!"

[@warpstarrogue3554]

4:00 Barely gotz a mob? ZOG ME BOZZ, ROUND TWENTY TWO THOUSAND BOIZ, GROTS, AND EVEN HUMIES SEEMZ MORE DEN ENUFF FOR A PROPER WAAAGH FOR YOUZ TO BE A WARBOSS!!

[@conrad-constantine]

I've been painting up your GearGutz mini this week! will try and share some pictures with you when he's finished!

[@sentinelroyalguard5239]

My word......roundy boiz. Guess in the warp anything can happen.

[@jawllypop1750]

Pretty decent answerz Boss! I 'opes ta see more some day!

[@cooperhawken6557]

"EY, let's go krump 'em", and sos we did.

[@Gaiacrusher9fan2]

Dat vehikle at 12:12. If we think it haz dakka on boff sidez of it, dis thing gotz like FO'TY-SEV'N DAKKA ON IT!

[@jackhammer1249]

Hi I am the one that wrote that question and as far as I can tell that version of kv-44 has 23 canons, 4 flamethrowers, 2 or 4 anti-air guns, 2 rocket launchers that have 6 rockets each and can reload mid fight , 1 dual-barreled machinegun on his head and one tiny machinegun on the back of his head

[@AlexSatyaWibawa]

KV-44, never thought i'd hear those words from an ork, beautiful

[@TheLastRaven]

6:18 great answer that you gave there. Thank you!

[@wyrmshogun5245]

7:23 Tao: "LET ME FIRE!!!!!" Ork: "... after 38846 moar dice rolls."

[@alexfanfan9511]

Thank you so much for answering my question and I love how happy it made you

[@TheAdventGamer]

Yea I'd be lying if I said I didn't click this for the goblin girl.

[@clarissacraig486]

Same

[@thenecrophymm6591]

Round Screamy Umie's - **Noted** -

[@theinternetpolice2078]

Gimgam actually chose 20 questions because that's the highest number most Orks can count to.

[@Arkinagoth]

Thanks for answerin' one o' me questions, Boss!

[@Mecha-electa1]

Ultramarine here: You may be an enemy to the Imperium, but nice video, Ork....

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

If you’re gonna do cringe larp, can you at least larp as something that isn’t cringe?

[@Vaudrin]

Finding out this is one of Gaijins channels feels like a tzeentchian scheme to get me to watch more of his content with my realizing it

[@johnking9077]

DA SHOOTIEST BOSS RETURNS!!!!!!

[@Bakulieks2Sing]

'Bout time someon did a propa Ork channel 💚💚💚

[@theeyeofthetstorm]

0:50 i cant beleve i zogin made it!

[@jackhammer1249]

Hello GimGam I am really surprised that I was picked. I am happy to know that these tanks are appreciated. And also Gerand is a good choice for a kv-44 desing . Honestly he is one of the Best animators I have Come across, and I do think you would enjoy them too. P.S.- congrats on the subscriber influx 🎉I do hope you get even more popular

[@Raving_Rando]

Little mushroom evolved into one of da boyz!

[@PabloHedning]

Pretty sure Gorgutz just goes with whatever boys are the best in the region.

[@cobrakommando533]

Thanks for the answer Boss! Time to start sketching the Snake Mech Mob

[@blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96]

Well, that was a pretty clear and concise answer on how Orc tech works: basic cause and effect and if the logic feels right, it works. Thanks, Glitzdakka(?)! I guess I did the typical human thing of overcomplicating it.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

MUCH THANKS BOSS

[@NemesisDimi78]

Thanks for answering my questions May Gork and Mork bless you

[@SkySlug12]

I can't stop laughing! Even though I'm making an Orc army for Old World and have some Kruleboyz, this is the funniest reaction I've ever seen!! XD

[@CaptainPoseidon282]

MY QUESTION WAS CHOSEN AND CALLED A STATEMENT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Im Happy for you

[@sheakennedy-ordway1156]

It kinda was a statement, just phrased as a request.

[@CaptainPoseidon282]

​@miriamemanueleforneris3701 Thanks. This guy literally got me into 40k.

[@thornangel16]

Here’s hoping you get more boyz in your warband on your road to becoming a war boss! Heck, I’d love to see some fellow Orks collaborate on these videos, adding to the discussions and sharing their opinions! Though it could potentially lead to some arguments here and there, maybe even a scrap or two, it’d still be fun and educational!

[@kaijukingdom2686]

Okay this is the first I’ve heard of Dakki

[@davidaward82]

this is a good thing. Dakki is non-canon ... technically... there used to be female orc and gobbo minis back in 1st edition blood bowl, but they were VERY quickly retconned.

[@galling2052]

@@davidaward82 They are still canon in Bloodbowl, they got new models even and are present in the Bloodbowl 3 videogame. But nowhere else. Though right now the word female is misleading. They are feminin orks, just like other orks are not male orks, but rather masculin orks. Since you know, orks reproduce asexually through spores and have no other reproductive organs.

[@davidaward82]

@@galling2052 by retconned, i meant they were VERY quick to ensure people knew they did not, and would not, exist in the main continuity, lol.

[@Blitzys_Resteraunt]

Deze gitz iz alwayz askin’ “WHAT’RE YA DOIN’ BOSS!?!?” But no gitz iz askin’ ya ‘ow youz iz doin, Boss, so I’z gun’ do it for dem. ‘Ow ya doin, Boss?

[@galling2052]

You know your orkish is on point when youtube gives someone the "translate to: english" option under the comment!🤣

[@laurel9629]

It would be funny to build a Glitzdakka army with humie members there to get a “propa Orky edukashuh”

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I'd love to hear your thoughts on da humie dreads (Iron Glory and Eagle Prime) on "Iz it Orky?". Dey'z proppa killy fer humie vehikulz.

[@menacingpyro2005]

I’m glad internet goes across multiverse. I don’t know much about warhammer 40K but it’s entertaining to watch the fights with my team over here at 2fort

[@connortheduelist2260]

Oi also loike fightin' 'em fish boyz. 'Specially dis one git in a big stompa who me boss barbog keeps slashin' up. 'Es not got a lot o' pieces left. Da fish, not barbog

[@BigBoyJudge]

The fact that the orcs can get multiple spinning groups of barrels on 1 Dakka with Zappy rockets implies they have greater intelligence and ingenuity than any of the other races.

[@grayrook8637]

Ya know cause and effect is a good way to esplain how WAAGHH works. And orks sees a thing and when enough see a thing it happen, nuff said.

[@wolfboy150]

with every video im starting to understand orks more and more, might have to pick some up

[@greenecho3597]

This is possibly the greatest channel I have ever seen

[@Prince_Cheddar]

I've a question. Let's say I'm a new Freebooter nob with my first gorkanaut. Can I mix and match colors? For example, red makes stuff go faster, so just paint the legs red, and since it's the legs that make it move, the whole thing is faster. Paint the dakka yellow, so it makes bigger booms. Make the choppa black so it's harder and stronger, and the middle bit blue so it's lucky and nothing important will get hit.

[@lightbower5826]

YEZ DAT´Z ´OW DAZ WORKZ!

[@Nightmareprinny]

Oh here´s a question: Have you heard of that crazy git Tuska Daemonkilla? he started krumpin deamons for fun and collecting their spiky bitz as throphy´s, he then went INTO the eye of terror to krump more as the deamons started avoiding him and his warband, in there he either fought a deamonprince or a bloodthirster (don´t remember) and while he lost that fight he got the last laugh snipping off the zods dangly-bits with his power claw xD Khorn was watching and found this SO FUNNY that he ressurected the orks, eventually pulling them into his realm where they now fight for eternity xD

[@GalacticVillainess]

"Most of these videos is made is so zoggin' boring to listen too!" He says as he's watched most of the videos scrolling on youtube. xD

[@phantomshotgun9223]

i dunno, i think Krakduk gets pretty excited :D

[@samuelevans738]

'Ey, boss! Oi'z gotz me a shokk attack gun! Youz wantz it?

[@approximateCognition]

oh hell yeah, teach us gimgam-sensei! the way of the ork!

[@PK-MegaLolCaT]

Hey even hummis know green is best!

[@dragon1130]

No joke, green is my favorite color so, the Orks already got points for that.

[@kyris1158]

Stumbled on this by accident, love it as nice an Orky.

[@lucestrasz2312]

Bonk me if you must, but one of the beakies you listed are mostly umies! Then again, most of the Inquisition an ork would see would probably be the Grey Knights, who would be considered a beakie even though I don't they they have a single beak helmet...

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@bonnf8633]

For the emperor. Ya damn git

[@auramoonlight6978]

There is one video game you haven't reviewed yet and it's actually pretty good despite that it's been going on for 8 years Total war Warhammer, now despite that I'm more into paradise things that make you feel happy warm and comfortable inside I got to admit the green skins from Total war Warhammer are really good, and best of all they're going to get a DLC soon for the greenskins any day now, PS if I had to choose one faction it would have to be the vampire counts that would be my top favorite your greenskins against my vampire counts now that's something I want to see😊

[@catnipflowers5803]

8:39 YES! You 'ave no idea how HAPPY that makes me to hear boss! I got some orky boyz in one of dem table top campaign with them fancy LANCER tinboyz campaign fings, and naturally, i was finkin, "well, if i need somefin' for demz to foight, why not 'ave sum boy'z to 'ave a go at 'em?" One of da 'umie gitz keeps questionin' 'ow ork tek works. If deyz question, im just gonna tell 'em what youz told me. You'z da best, boss! Iz is not da smartest git, so i dont know if youz already did one of deez internet-noosphere video fings on how WAAAGH energy workz, but if youz did, dat'd be great to make dem impeerium 'umiez get fingz roight for once!

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

8:57 ahh yes, makes total sense

[@B4dr4bbit]

This is why I tell my fellow inquisitors never look down on the orks, they are some cool blokes. Also fighting them makes some good training.

[@mitchellpatterson3044]

7:17 It me!

[@corethunder3487]

DAZ MAH WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[@SteveSkunk]

Poot a Shoota on a Shoota, nao me haf Double Dakka! Thanks Bozz!

[@HylianWolfMage55]

I missed ma chance ta submit ma question but I'z patient, i'll wait until 'da next time.

[@Bluesand10045]

I Didn't Expect To Have A Laughing Based Coughing Fit Less Than Three Minutes In.

[@michaeldimare3786]

I rezpekts Yah infamashun lad, yooz got gud Kontent!

[@digunder14]

snakebite tech is often very simple and not considered proper until it has a lot of rust or oil built up from what i hear

[@Bro_boski]

Let’s gooooo, can’t wait to see it.

[@redwillow1853]

Oi!!!! Yooz got a problem wit da Iron Jawz n da Krule Boyz???

[@GimGam_Glitzdakka]

YEA! DEYZ IZ BORRRRIN'!!!! GET SOME FLASH YA BEAST SNAGGA GITS!!!!

[@redwillow1853]

@GimGam_Glitzdakka *smashes GimGam's noggin in* DEYZ AIN'T LIKE DA BEASTSNAGGAZ YA GIT!!!! DEYZ SUM OF DA ARDEST, MOST BRUTAL N KUNNIN BOYZ IN ALL DA MORTAL REALMS!!!! ZOG ME. I WUZ FINKIN' YOOZ A RITE PROPPA ORK. BUT NAH. YOOZ JUSTA SQUIG BRAINED GROT LUVA. GO PAY DAT UMIE GIT OVER AT DA 2+tough CHANNEL A VISIT. E'LL TEECH YAZ BOUT DA WAYZ OF DA IRONJAWZ N DA KRULE BOYZ. SEE OW WEEZ BOYZ KRUMP GITS IN DA MORTAL REALMS. WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SkySlug12]

​@@redwillow1853BUT DEYZ DON'T HAVE ANY DAKKA! ONLY BORIN' STIKKAS, CHOPPAS, THOSE WEIRD BOLTAS, AND DEYZ IZ HAVIN' GRUNTAS AND TROGGOTHS IN DA WAAAGH!!

[@redwillow1853]

@@SkySlug12 AT LEAST OUR DAKKA HITS SUMTIN 99% UF DA TIM'E. YU GITZ CAN'T HIT AN UMIE GARGANT STANDIN' N FRONT OF YA. NOW GRANTID WEEZ MAY NOT 'AV MUCH WEN IT COMS TA DAKKA. BUT WEEZ GOT DA MAGIC OF GORK N MORK. YA EVA SEEN AN IRON JAWZ WEIRDNOB SHAMAN SMASH A MOB OF GITZ FLAT WITH DA FOOT OF GORK??? IT'Z ZOGGIN BOOTIFUL MATE. OR HOW BOUT BLASTIN' SUM GIT WIT DA ROAR OF MORK??? IT'Z FUNNY TA WATCH DER EADZ GO BOOM!!!!! LOL. WEEZ GOT GRUNTAZ N TROGS CUZ DEY DEAD KILLY. WEEZ LETTEM KNOZ WHOOZ DA BOSS N DEY START KRUMPIN' GITZ. SPEAKIN UF KILLY FINGS WEEZ GOT DA MAW-KRUSHA. UH HOO HOO LET ME TELL YOOZ DON'T WANNA BE IN DA WAY UF A MAW-KRUSHA. DEYZ GUD FO SMASHES FINGS TA BITZ. ALSO... YU LOT MAY AV DA PROFFIT, BUT WEEZ GOT DA FIST OF GORK, DA MOUTH OF MORK N DA END OF EMPIRES ON OUR SIDE. DEYZ SUM DEAD KILLY LADZ. LOL

[@JMObyx]

Aw man, you never got to my question of which faction tastes the best!

[@ChristianDall-p2j]

They fight like pepole who dont want to fight, and thats not orky, thats scrawnie! 15:36

[@digunder14]

my headcanon is that gorguts keeps getting kicked out of one tribe or clan and joins a new one and has not gotten to the point he becomes a freeboota

[@slyllamademon2652]

Dat Army O ‘Umies dat Ol’ Bale Eye was leadin iz comin ta Battlesecotor on da 10th of December. Somfing new ta kill iz comin at us!

[@darvinzoinks9336]

Talons of the emperor? Wait! Datz anotha name for da Golden Beakies 5:02

[@danielstokes2127]

I’m hoping to see “Is it Orky” I’d love to see things like the weapons from the ratchet and clank series!

[@tim_the_traveler]

Don't tell the commissar, but I think these Orky video's are fun to watch, can't wait to...umm..."undrstan da boyz" a little better later on.

[@Rexir2]

Round 2 of recommending the Bagger 293 for "Iz It Orky?!"

[@gruntmastergames2626]

I know the secret to ork time travel....

[@theRemyLuna]

I'd love to hear your thoughts on all the other factions and how they play, coming from an Ork player

[@supremefankai5480]

I'm just happy Gorgutz 'Eadhunter got a question. Still my favourite Ork (no offence Gimgam). I want more Orkz like him around, not like those dumb Blood Axes who didn't fight the bugs and stabbed a weakened 'umie bunch in the back. I'll take Gorgutz betraying a spiky boy to his face any day. Get Krumped Krull!

[@Raving_Rando]

1:43 Mmmm... Da boy iz cultured.

[@leandersearle5094]

I aint azk a questshun cuz da udder boi makes da wurds bettuh. Still havin' fun, keep um kumin'!

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

0:23 I am here for opposition research, Greenskin. Affectionately.

[@SolidMetal8718]

*ORK* and female *Orc* on thumbnail, me click

[@tbout4093]

13:26 dam. Hez propa pizt !

[@burtmillard9196]

Got 2 of my 3 questions answered. I still would like to know what weapon(s) in all of human history would Glitzdakka like to go krumping with. Modifications are allowed after the first krumpin.

[@gc6096]

Yes!

[@conrad-constantine]

Have you ever covered "Da Big Party"? the event that saw the Blood Axes dethroned as the top-dog defacto Ork Leadership clan with the other clans ganging up on them.

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

I'z endoz Gitzdakka as are new warboss!

[@mokithepepe2454]

not nearly enough dakka in the outro

[@Zthewise]

This has been weighing on my humie mind for a while.Say I have 3 choppas I really like, the problem is I only have two hands, do I try to grow a third arm, combine them all into a super choppa, some third think I am incapable of thinking of on account of being a humie?