ORRUKS AIN'T ORKY! - A Belligerent Greenskin Argument

[@GimGam_Glitzdakka]

(Nothing is making me happier than seeing Orruk/Orc fans, in character, starting an orcy foight in the comments. I'm here for it!)

[@luciferdraken1619]

To be fair glitzdakka. I actually like the fact you love the skaven as much as I do, I love these rat bastards -pun intended-

[@robinengstrom4549]

Oi Bozz, I gotz a kueztion fur ya! 'az any o' dem In-kuu-zicion 'umies tried ta snatch Dakki? I 'ears dat deh In-kuu-zicion likes ta take non-'umies 'n' chop'em up ta see whut makes'em tick, like a painboy. Since Dakki's an odd-lookin' grot, 'az dah In-kuu-zicion tried nabbin' em?

[@jefrosiers8880]

I mean you are correct, 40K Orks aren't the same as the fantasy or AOS ones, in fact the reproducing through spores thing? that actually originated in 40K, only later was it also applied to the orcs in fantasy, overall the greenskins in fantasy are far less comic relief and more of a horrifying natural disaster

[@redwillow1853]

I'll give it to you the Krule Boyz are a little too Tolkien and not enough Warhammer. I get GW's reasoning behind their appearance, but the Iron Jawz are definitely Orky.

[@chubbyninja89]

Don't you dare talk shit about Grimgor or Gitsnik, cause that axe is pretty much like a master crafted power axe anyway. And don't try to lump the WHFB orcs and such together with their less impressive AoS counterparts, who are indeed stupidly named.

[@denharte8670]

Git wouldn’t last a day in da swamp. Too loud. If a beast don’t gut ‘im one of Mork’s chosen will. Maybe da muck’ll just swallow ‘im up fer carryin’ all dat metal. Da muck loves metal, ‘an I ain’t seen anyfing fight da muck ‘an win. Fink we’re small? Don’t matter. We’re big in da head. Mork pulled out our teef to make room fer more brains. We seen dem rats ‘an dose gizmos dey got. ‘Eard ‘em goin’ off. ‘Eard da beasts roarin’. ‘Eard da rats squealin’. Da gizmos stopped. Da rats stopped. Da beasts kept roarin’. Ain’t no “Ork” gonna see us anyways. Won’t hear us. Gonna feel da stikkas, though. Taste da poison. Gonna smell da gases as da swamp creeps closer and closer, da reeds hidin’ more and more boyz waitin’ to delight in da stikkin’. Dat’s da plan. Just like Mork whispered to us. Brutally kunnin’. And Krule.

[@GimGam_Glitzdakka]

Bad Moon's got da biggest, MORKIEST dakka in da galaxy. We'z ain't gotta be in ya zoggin' swamp if we'z can just get da burna boyz ta torch it, da stompas ta crush it, and da kruzerz ta pound it flat from orbit! Ya stikkaz ain't gonna stikk against da ramshakul hull of da nauts! You swamp boyz ain't got teef, ain't got muscle, ain't got no way ta stop da Golden Gob Mob as we stomp stomp STOMP and dakka dakka DAKKA our way roight fru ya!

[@happyhatebot]

If yer so sneaky den, why's you ain't *purple?* Ya sound like a zoggin' GROT! Or.. wotchacalls'em. "Groblin" or sumfink. "Poison". "Sneakin'." Pah. Lot of yers just tall grots with ambishun. ...but zog it, if it's a fight, heh. Let's see if yers *FIGHT* like a tall grot, too.

[@thebohemian814]

@@GimGam_Glitzdakka I wish AoS and 40k where Mechanicly compatable right now

[@shorelessskies]

@@denharte8670 dey won’t see us comin

[@ce4879]

Kruleboyz vs Orks would be Orky Vietnam with Kruleboyz always ambushing, moving underground to relocate forts and using decoys, pit traps & precision strikes/shooting to tackle mechanically superior Dakka. I’d give it to them for: Able to make any solid ground become a magic sinkhole swamp to sink vehicles & mechs. Semi-aquatic, sneaky and willing to wait hours underwater for a perfect kill. Do have magic to make themselves invisible. And most scary of all they can eat brains to gain that intelligence by Mork’s power.Once they’ve head-hunted enough Bosses they’d know Ork weaknesses and probably start using the Dakka themselves. There’s already Realm of Metal Kruleboyz that built automated fortresses & walking mechs in the shape of Kragnos(those clans are just zoggin’ lazy)

[@PhiveSicks25]

"Orruks is propa actually" "Da Gimgam situation is mad"

[@aqezin1484]

When it comes to skaven, i just want to point out that it is possible for them to have 117D6 shots, with crits counting as two hits, in a single battle round. Skaven are the spiritual animal of bad moons and you cant convince me otherwise.

[@Mu91c14n]

Honestly, from what I just saw, I think that Skavens are actually the ancient ANCESTORS of Orkz.

[@Broomer52]

The only difference between Orks and Skaven is that Orks are Chaotic Neutral and Skaven are Pure Evil. Not single redeeming quality and embodies the term “Rat Bastard”

[@B__C__]

"We'z gonna loot some a dem rat boyz." ~Gobstoppa da Evalastin'

[@joshjo9405]

@@Broomer52 Eh, given how much their technology just blows up in a skaven way (magical warp radiation) and all of the backstabbing/scheming between all of the clans, I'd personally say they'd be Chaotic Evil rather than Pure Evil.

[@zacharyweaver276]

They don’t have squiggoths either. At least feral orks got those

[@TotallyNotAlpharius]

Yeah I always thought that was weird, especially once AoS came around with the opportunity to add Squiggoths, since AoS already added so much new stuff anyway. Might as well add a fun little nod to 40k while they’re at it. But that never happened for some reason

[@zacharyweaver276]

@TotallyNotAlpharius yeah could happen in the future but I doubt it

[@richardsorgo8600]

There was only one Squigadon in one of the White Dwarfs (Squiggoth with Stegadon rules and point cost) but they just used the Forgeworld Squiggoth for that.

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@richardsorgo8600 Cool wish they'd have been a more official unit

[@counterhitasmr9196]

Goblins got the squigs in the divorce

[@RomLoneWolf23]

Oi! We fantasy Orcs don't use dakka, 'cause shootin' a dakka iz wastin' time ya ain't closin' in to chop the enemy up! Edit: Honestly, the video does a very good job of showcasing why Fantasy Orcs don't got the weird Chaotic Tech weapons; that's the Skaven's wheelhouse. Fantasy Orcs are all about Brute Strength Barbarian Tactics. Also goes to show why 40K doesn't have Space Skaven: the Orks took up the Chaotic Tech Weapons hat and ran with it. And the Imperial Guard has the "we treat our own as cheap cannon fodder" hat, so that leaves nothing to the poor ratboys, so sad-tragic.

[@kevingriffith6011]

I said the same thing (until youtube deleted my comment. Probably too orky for their algorythm). Grimgor krumped the end times with nothing but choppas and stikkas (until Gork's Wisdom decided that's not how they wanted the story to go).

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

@@kevingriffith6011To Orcs weapons don’t matter, what matters is da boy dat krumps with em

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

Especially in AOS/Fantasy where gunpowder means they take a billion years to reload which no Orc would have the patience for when there’s a scrawny got over there BEGGING to be smashed

[@theinternetpolice2078]

i mean tbf I could 100% see an Orc warboss stealing a Repeater Handgun from some imperial engineer

[@bongibot1104]

I never actually saw too much of the AoS orcs and I gotta say they're getting down dirty? What happened to the silly wacky orcs in Old Fantasy?

[@geoshark12]

How to get a ork to use a shield Its not a shield its a flat disk that allows you to mount more shootas to so you have more dakka per hand

[@Grubnar]

A shield is just a portable door. Haven't you ever wanted to slam the door on someone, but sadly at the time they were not standing anywhere near a door? With a big metal shield that problem is solved! You can now slam anyone, anywhere, anytime! Ork problems require Ork solutions!

[@praxus7168]

"Da Boss of da Shiny Gubbin'!" that's it's name from now on!

[@seanmcloughlin5983]

I get what GimGam means here. He seems to be more a Sci Fy Ork than a fantasy Ork. Needs the dakka, I think he’s right, Orcs aren’t Orky, they’re Orcy Orcs don’t have use for dakka because dakka in fantasy/AOS takes the kind of patience most boyz don’t have since they need to be reloaded after every shot. But they clearly don’t need it since despite not having dakka, they can krump just about anyone because most dakka users, especially human and Skaven, are flimsy in melee so the boyz can just chop away. And id argue that the boyz weaponry aren’t as important as the boy that wields its. Like yes Gitsnick is just a double headed axe like all black orcs have, but it became legendary in the hands of the Boss who used it to chop his way clean through an entire Skaven under-city. THATS why Grimgor is my favorite green skin in all the settings, he’d still be Grimgor Ironhide even without Gitsnick, he doesn’t need a power suit or lightning powers, he’s just Grimgor, the Orc that can saved the world (in one timeline) by head butting the ever chosen of Chaos.

[@TheUndeadslayer221]

"But what is the choppa without the dakka" -Ork philosopher of unknown origin and name.

[@joshjo9405]

Warhammer fantasy ork

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

Even da hummies got da dakkas, Me want those dakkas

[@christianfarren1179]

1:54 Anyone else up for a Glitzdakka version of LOTR? ‘Cause I sure am!

[@digunder14]

lol, an ork retelling of LOTR would be halarious

[@afrothekobold]

100%

[@khylerbane4523]

Lord of the Rings=human, elves, dwarfs, and halflings pov Da Boss Wif Da Shinny Gubbon=Orcs, goblins, troll, Uruk, half ork, ogre, olog and Uruk Hai pov.

[@joshjo9405]

@@digunder14 Funnily enough, there's apparently an Ork retelling of Mass Effect for some reason.

[@christianfarren1179]

@@joshjo9405That’s awesome! Any idea who’s doing it?

[@mindlessscribbles]

13:04 ... WUT CHU SAY? DEMZ OOMIE WORDS... *head explodes*

[@danielstokes2127]

Iz it Orky? Is definitely gonna be one of my favorite series here and I would love a review on Ratchet and Clank weapons or War Machines power armor (especially since it has more Dakka than iron man’s armor)

[@mitchellpatterson3044]

An ork seeing the entire RYNO series would weep a teer of joy at such a display of dakka and the constant innovation and improvement. From homing missiles to antimatter novas to nether energy, any ork would see a RYNO and salute

[@Haelerin]

SERIOUSLY! I wanna see Glitzdakka review RaC, partially because Ratchet canonically used an untested piece of hardware that he was told most likely wouldn't work to get to a krump as fast as he could because some gits decided to mess with what was his. Plus, with the amount of pure Dakka his arsenal has, he is definitely a Bad Moon is spirit.

[@graywolfdracon]

The suck cannon is incredibly orky. It can fire almost anything out of it, including your enemies. Firing your enemies at your enemies? Sounds orky to me.

[@danielstokes2127]

@ it’s also a great use of whatever is on hand to krump your enemies

[@loganfrandrup6590]

I just want to agree with the beginning blurb for just a moment as I agree. As someone who is just recently getting into 40K and is about to start painting his first army (who are of course Orks xP) I like mecha as much as any Bad Moon, but as a Death Skull, I don’t care how fancy or expensive your Stompa is, I made my boyz with passion and trash and I’m still going to fight till the end! >:)

[@danielstokes2127]

Agreed!

[@MonteScarf]

I wish they would release an Ork part box that is just a bunch of random bits of metal, parts of other factions weapons or armour (e.g. a Russ turret, a space marine dreadnought pauldron, etc.) and give you a base template, then say "go wild". Each box has a few guaranteed parts, but the rest are utterly random. THAT would make it feel truly Orky. Maybe they could make Ork Scavenger Packs, with some focussed on dakka, others on vehicles, etc.

[@Turnil321]

Orks did use shields in space marine one🤓

[@curiouswind9196]

I like the Fantasy/AoS Orcs (I refuse the word orruks) and Cruelboyz are the Mork heavy orcs and that's neat to see. Also Grimgor Ironhide, the headbutter of Archaon (he cheated with the deamon sword because gw bs) Then again as a Choppah>Shoot ah kinda person even I admit they do LACK the ranged game for their orcs compared to 40k. But I do like that they focused more on the goblins for that, not for everyone but it is nice to see a difference between the series personally.

[@zacharyweaver276]

Orruks is just feral boyz. Best used to stock up on extra boyz before a big scrap

[@dwyanecelestial7354]

Also, shields are pretty useful if your boyz are trying to krump gitz wif alotta bows or sum weaker dakka

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@dwyanecelestial7354 Yeah though in 40k that isn't as useful unless you're making thick scrap shields cause people have bolters and rpgs

[@richardsorgo8600]

Warpaint is more fun though (When you tank a magic blast that would vaporise a state trooper's codpiece off, it is zoggin priceless).

[@dwyanecelestial7354]

@@zacharyweaver276 That depends on how good a shield is! See, necron lychguards have shields too and they're part of the most technologically advanced xenos in the Milky Way!

[@zacharyweaver276]

@@dwyanecelestial7354 Well yeah but they're using the necron hyper advanced metal for it. Space marines use shields to. The issue is these are feral orks using shields which is great in fantasy for melee or enemies using bows but less effective against guns and lasers which 40k has in spades

[@afrothekobold]

...now I wanna see "Da Boss of the Shiny Gubbins"

[@DFloyd84]

Hobgrot orruks embrace the kunnin' aspect of "kunnin' an' brutal." While you're looking at one, wondering if he's really an orruk, his mates are stabbin' ya in da back.

[@scorpiowolf9732]

IZ IT ORKY?! Ideas: The Grey Goo game. The Goo, Humies, and uh... the Four armed grey bois...

[@TheFearsomeRat]

6:32 Oi, if propa boyz don't use dem "shields", then what were Warboss Grimskull's 'Ard Boyz usin' when he went to loot them 'umie Gargants?

[@haldir56]

I like Orcs/Orruks well enough in Fantasy/AoS. Mostly just because goblins/grots get a real role in lore. But Orks in 40K are just a lot more fun as a faction. Lot more creativity.

[@krinkrin5982]

In fantasy, goblins form their own tribes and are pretty independent from the orcs, though they will join up with the green tide if threatened or excited enough. In 40k, grotz are the worker caste of the greenskin tribe, doing everything that doesn't require fighting and helping their ork masters with stuff like cooking and building and operating. Both settings have their role for the goblins/grots. Gobbos are just more prominent. I'm not sure what yer on about.

[@haldir56]

@ Obviously I’m talking about how goblins actually had important named characters, led WAAAGHs, and had their own distinct sub-cultures. Of course grots have a role in the setting, it’s just a very diminished background role compared to Warhammer Fantasy. You literally mentioned exactly what I was talking about. I just like Goblins in fantasy better than grots in 40K, and Orks in 40K better than Orcs in Fantasy. It’s that simple.

[@supremefankai5480]

For an Ork, he makes logical sense. You can't argue with that.

[@DarkApostleNoek]

I do like/find funny GimGam Glitzdakka liking the Grots especially the ones from the Mortal Realms with them worshiping something called the Bad Moon, you can even see it @8:40.

[@joshjo9405]

What would happen if Da Bad Moon showed up in 40K?

[@son0fgrim]

Finally, some one explained it in a way that most umes can understand

[@shorelessskies]

I have room in my heart for all of Gork's (or possibly Mork's) boyz.

[@C.D.G.1]

Skaven have their own clans like the orks, a shoota clan, a choppa clan, a herder clan, a sick clan, a sign.. stealth clan, and many other clans.

[@joshjo9405]

*CHEMICAL WEAPONS!!!!!*

[@joshjo9405]

Skavens be doing an Oppenheimer/demon core

[@Raving_Rando]

DA BOYZ AR BAK EN TOWN! 🎶

[@Kankan_Mahadi]

I'm gonna insert "sorry sacks of squid drops" to every insult I use from now on.🤣

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

Da problem is dat they don't have any dakka

[@digunder14]

but only cuz others do, even da ogres, who iz even dumber than a lobotomized grot

[@theforkedman3030]

Lmfao "the boss of the shiny gubbin"

[@wunnup3229]

WOT DA ZOG IS AN... orruk? DAZZOG IZZIS?!?!

[@TheBackbunner]

8:18 I was going to ask “What about the Beast-Skewer Killbow?”, but then I remembered you made your stance on Kruleboyz clear. Also I agree they are quite skinny by Ork standards, I remember helping my buddy build his Beastboss and saying something along the lines of “Why does your Ork get to be buff and mine are twinks?”.

[@sythrus]

Skaven are what happens when you take necrons tech, orkz creativity and mix in some random traits from each of the chaos gods, and stuff them all into the most cowardly and egotistical umi that ever lived.

[@sythrus]

Honestly favourite part about the skaven is how The Great Horned Rat is basically slowly stealing bits and pieces from each of the different chaos gods domains

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

@@sythrus There's also the fact that it probably planned the creation of the invasive Skaven afterlives in Shyish to gain a foothold there instead of just claiming their souls for itself.

[@Sillymanthatwearsabanana5]

If skavens are like orks in the fantasy setting, I wonder how much more dangerous they'd be if they were in the 40K setting?

[@digunder14]

funny thing is, we technically may have a counterpart in 40k but is pretty obscure kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6ilf5uPYpiSm68

[@khylerbane4523]

Here’s some advice when dealing with orks… If you are confused, walk into your bathroom, look into your mirror, and say “orks” until you get it. -Old Man

[@britishbloke2256]

Id say they dont have dakka cus its not shooty enough so they dont like em. They take ages to reload!

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

What about shadow of war orks? They share the name of Uruk. But i dare say that even though they dont have the tek to make dakka. They're proper orky, enjoying krumpin. Getting stuck in. And makin' things go boom!

[@spaghettisultan5484]

I was thinking the same thing. The Ferals are a lot like the Snake Bites, and the Maruders are like the Bad Moons. Nobody tell GimGam about the Marauders. The idea of a Bad Moons-like tribe without dakka would make him go squig-shit crazy

[@Simon_Azrael_The_Doctor]

@spaghettisultan5484 All dey need is a propah gorkz wizdom ork to giv em sum dakka

[@fishpop]

"Da Boss O Da Shiny Gubbins" Love it X3

[@SWATDRUMMUH]

Happy Grotmas, Boss!

[@jamesriley2594]

So da skaven an' da orks would be friends wit each uvva?

[@kayohwai]

They'd give each uvva a good kickin', so yeah, besties. But not as besties as orks and beakies.

[@jamesriley2594]

@ And what about the Skaven’s perspective?

[@kayohwai]

​@jamesriley2594 probably something along the lines of "Slaughter them and feast on their entrails!" which happens to be how Skaven treat other Skaven.

[@TotallyNotAlpharius]

From the Skaven’s perspective, they’d hate them slightly more then they hate everything else since the Orks are getting in their way. Also, if the WAAAGH! is mechanized at all, the Skaven are probably getting stomped

[@digunder14]

lol, grods maybe, but technically orks ain't even friends with each other, at least in the same way oomies are with some oomies

[@pierre-mariecaulliez6285]

8:55 And THAT aswers the "Ork always angry" trope ! THIS is what an angry Ork look/sounds like, and you definitly don't want to be anywhere near one... Or the guy who did make them kranky...

[@robinjameson4261]

What if the rats somehow used some weird boy magic and stole all the orkiness from the orruks and didn't from the gratz because they couldn't be bothered with them?

[@enoughothis]

Wot about dem dere 'Ard Boyz from dat game Space Marine? Dey use shieldz and a choppa. Is dey orky?

[@centric3125]

Course they are. They just like krumpin way up closer than other Boyz. 'Ardboyz in general behave like they do because they like putting their heavy armor to the test all the time. Also because other orks think they look like magnets with legs, but NEVER let an 'Ardboy hear that unless you want him to krump YOU as well.

[@DrL00se]

This is exactly what i was hoping for (Also, you pronounced it correctly)

[@Vincent-2057]

I say this every time I really enjoy one of these videos. I have zero interest in Warhammer or anything like that... But I love these videos! So much. Fella like KZbin has gotten quite bland in the past year or so so these are a wonderful splash of colour! For me ears that is

[@TheOther19]

The AI in description summarizes the video perfectly

[@Neo232100]

Oi! Gorruks iz plenty orky! After all we punch our armor and choppas into shape with our bare ‘ands like any proppa lad. Plus da Morruks really like dragging out dem foits plus deys weirdly brainy able to make or use the closest fing to dakka dey can get!

[@lordbosiah3844]

This is great. KZbin recommendations didn't fail me this time

[@Neo232100]

Plus at least the Kruleboyz can hit a target. ;)

[@topcat59]

They could’ve at least modify their shields where it could be used as a weapon.🐱

[@ce4879]

The Ironjawz ‘Ardboyz do. That’s why they’re so spikey. They’re part shield to stop a charging monster and part giant brass knuckle to punch it into something’s guts. 🥊

[@digunder14]

my new head canon is that a cruelboy is what you get when an greenskin's spore lands in a place that happens to have a dead scrawny buried there

[@wtfisthisnonsense]

Good to hear from my favourite greenskin again. I agree that the "Cruelboys" don't have the same aesthetic as proper orks, they do look like Tolkien orcs trying to be GW greenskins. Those are fine as seperate things, but look just... wrong... mixed together.

[@shorelessskies]

I hear (read?) this quite often and I just don't see it. No, they're not bulky like uvva orks, but they don't look much like Middle-earth orcs to me.

[@AzraelThanatos]

They kind of seem to be more of a mix of orks and hobs there...who most propa orks wud a neva be seen near other than krumpin dem

[@daniloroganovic9359]

Orruks are just ferals and digganobz on the way to becomming really orky, but they are fun in theur own way, now I kinda wonder if night goblins and other grotz might fit fairly well in 40k Also Glitzdakka with all the factions of AOS and Fantasy who would give you the most fun fight?

[@Turnil321]

They might not be orky, but they have the best gobbos. What does 40k has for a goblin faction? At least the others have spider goblins, night goblins and goblins playing bloodbowl.

[@radish_dash4155]

Typical Orky brain, not even finkin' of the real way dis fight iz gonna go when it really matters. Da best Ork Weirdboy 'aven't got spit or squig droppinz on da smallest Orc Shaman! While your Weirdboys are yelling and screaming, hoping to throw something worth a zog at us, da Shamans know exactly how to smash ya with a nasty Green Puke, buff up da real boyz with an 'Ere We Go, or just squish ya with da Foot of Gork itself! And dat's not even mentioning how finky and kunnin' dem Kruelboyz and... ugh, grots are with magic, you gitz don't 'ave a shot!

[@khylerbane4523]

Grimgor Ironhide would like to know your location

[@Strigon_Kid]

I take issue with you saying 40K Orks don't use shields. 'Ard Boyz rocking Karapace Armor while wielding, essentially, power axes and storm shields were some of the toughest enemies in Space Marine 1.

[@GimGam_Glitzdakka]

Dem door totin' gitz from dat SPACE MUHREEN game ain't NUFFIN!

[@shawnwykoff8744]

Is Borky the Orky, from The Unexpectables orky?

[@classyserpent8778]

Realms of ruin was my introduction to AoS orks. Was very surprised by their designs (and that they come in different shapes)

[@fudgetop7461]

As an AoS player and a long-LONG time Gaijin Goomba fan, I LOVE this channel and how he makes these videos! Yes! Dem gitz acting like dey so strong and finkin. We grots and worshippers of da Bad Moon are da REAL chosen of Mork! Deez Kruleboyz are just pretenders! Even da Hobgrots are just too stoopid to be kunnin! ....wait what dat der comin out of the swamp?

[@ChampstylesTLT]

“DEYZ ALL GROTZ!!!” 💀💀💀

[@geoshark12]

Even if the didn’t have guns they have gun powder make some rocket or explosive arrows for gork sake

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@GarredHATES]

I don’t like the banana Orks either but I do love the Krule Boyz

[@shorelessskies]

Dat's a kunnin' waaaagh right there. (Also, I paint my Ironjawz blue)

[@digunder14]

6:22 if i am not mistaken it gets stuff like that neva dulling blade thing from the orc runes on da axe, zogging shame you can't really see dem

[@kimtran-wf9uv]

Ah yes, the classic trilogy da Boss of da Shiny Gubbin'

[@thehomiekenobi2124]

The Brute Boss gets a "Boss Klaw" so that's one for the Ironjawz

[@clockworkmonkey411]

I hadn't thought about it before, just justifying fantasy orcs being dakka-less because "oh it's just a fantasy setting, they still have bows." And let's be clear: Orc bow units are ZOGGIN' TRASH. But you're right! The empire has guns, and dwarfs have guns, and those are the two factions Warhammer fantasy Orcs fight THE MOST! There's no good reason the boyz wouldn't pick up a stunty boomstick and cause some havoc!

[@tomharcar8064]

I can see the point about the Orruks not having enough Dakka. Even the Snake Bites, who stick to the "Old Ways," still carry around shootas and blastas.

[@ce4879]

It’s an interesting fact Why AoS/fantasy Grots had to arm themselves with the crazier Greenskin aspects. In those universes the spores don’t make the whole ecosystem like Orks do. Orks = Orks, Grots, Squigs. Orruks = Orruk Yoofs Grots = Grots(whichever strain made that spore. Moonclan, Gitmob, Bog-Grot, Hobgrot) Squig = Squig So they can threaten eachothers territory and places to grow, replacing the other.(or take up valuable Squig farming spots). Thus AoS Grots had to be able to give Orruks a good wallop and stand on their own tiny legs. Having active physical gods like Da Bad Moon flying by to turn cities into mushroom zombie dens & a death spider god that opens dimension pockets to sneak between Realms through certainly helps. 🍄

[@fallenphoenixiv]

Always appreciate it when my ratboyz get some love

[@finnmchugh99]

Da Morkyness of da Kruleboyz did a numba on dem...turning em into a meem about Chad Ironjawz and puny Kruleboyz

[@cirno9349]

Ogers are the Ork equivalent in AOS like how Imperial Guard are the Skaven equivalent and Cities of Sigmar are the Tau equivalent

[@andrewmcnally5013]

Yes-yes green-thing! Show the man-things the glory-superiority of the Skaven!

[@spirosgreek1171]

he said Grimgor's axe is mid... there goes Glitzdakka, on his way to the great green. nice knowing you. But jokes aside nice vid as always!

[@nonamegiven202]

you know, I do have to wonder if there's enough there for a "Iz It Orky?" on Super Mutants

[@little_isalina]

Honestly, Orruks with dakka would be a great niche to return Greenskinz orruks to. Looted and reverse engineered skaven and kharadron guns and power weapons used by orruks could be so much fun.

[@loopgru]

No lie, I have an army named "Oddly Green Skaven" for exactly this reason. Orruks completely lack the FUN of Orks. Sure, it's *effective* to yeet a maw krusha and a pile of Gore Gruntas across the board to pin... but to put it in proppa terms, IT'S ZOGGIN' BORING. But fielding a "warp lightning cannon" that looks suspiciously like a Big Mek with a Shokk Attack Gun, or "stormfiends" that somehow just happen to look like Meganobz, or even an oddly squiggly "vermintide"? THAT I can get behind.

[@jackmafo832]

'ey,GimGam! 'ow Orky is dat hummie called Coop and dat dakka o' his called Megas?

[@suprn0va786]

As someone who collects orks and skaven, this video makes me very happy lol

[@zeterzero4356]

I bought the old world orc box with the crap ton of boys in it...I then proceeded to put dakka in their hands. I now see that dakka alone isn't enough. I now know what I must do...teach them how to have fun. Time to figuratively give them the duct tape and power tools to build the stupidest weapons I can imagine! WOO!

[@chrisroberts7000]

A bare bones evil axe VS a tech heresy abomination called a "snazz hammer". 40K ork wins, hands down.

[@warmonster9]

Agreed on everything! I have been wondering for so long why the orks don't at least steal some guns and don't have their shamans enchant any of the melee weapons. They would look so cool with glowing orky glyphs.

[@ahha623]

cause then the orks would have to stand still and shoot, perform maintance on the guns, if they wished to reload stay there and watch there mates get into the fight while they stay back out of the fun. blackpowder guns just ain't orky.

[@alannatherson7721]

Of course the Bad Moon loves the Skaven.

[@robbie_the_mastermind2176]

Have you seen Arcane season 2? In episode 2 there a very ORKY fight scene that involves gambling in it.

[@MugenSniperGeek]

Know who makes a good ork? Krieg from borderlands 2, gots plenty a dakka in one skill tree and plenty of choppin in another, not to mention strappin a boomstick to the choppa for some creative booms.

[@dexteradams6515]

1:54 If you can hear "Da Boss of da Gubbins" and walk out of this video feeling insulted or offended, then take a deep breath and repeat "Da Boss of da Gubbins" until you find the humor in it. Shake off whatever it is that annoyed you. Then have a good day. Now if you excuse me, Im going to play me some Total Warhammer 3 as Wurzag. Maybe make some friends with the ratbois

[@chaosmike89th]

Fantasy Orcs & Gobbos, absolutely. Orruks, no fuckin' way.

[@robinjameson4261]

The only reason for one of da Boyz to have a shield is if it fits over their forearm keeping their hands free and it's something for storing extra ammo so they can shoot their dakka even more

[@tyrant-den884]

Love how Skabin have managed to become the face of AoS.

[@galling2052]

Man AOS grotz are just peak. Imagine them getting this fleshed out in 40k.

[@RitsyReelz]

Small Brain: Raging about video Big Brain: Disagreeing/agreeing with Video and be civil Ork Brain: Realize the Orkz have literal death matches and wars over whats more Orky. Thus all types of orkyness are valid. Except the ones you can krump. Orruks are to Orks what Free Cities are to the Imperium. They rhyme.

[@MrElath]

I'm at the rant about the lack of dakka and I gotta say congratz Boss, you just put more thought into Orruks than the company that made them

[@AutobotR-524]

The fact that an ork is making me wanna make a skaven army now-

[@SWATDRUMMUH]

Now that you think about it, I am curious as to why the Orruks haven't looted a bunch of Skaven and Dwarven weapons like the warpstone and blackpowder guns...

[@TCStink3]

Because ranged weapons are for puny humies and grots. Any self respecting Orruk bashes his enemy’s head in with a choppa in close combat.

[@gamemasteranthony2756]

If this is how he feels about the Fantasy versions…I am wondering how he feels about the Shadowrun Orcs! ESPECIALLY the Orc Street Samurai from the Street Samurai Catalog! (If you know…you know.)

[@zodbones]

Oh man the fantasy grots are more orky that saddens my waaggh.

[@MisterDragon]

Dem space or'kay'ez is still jus' immi... imti... jus' copies of da real boys back in da old world. Da proppah savage boys loike Wurrzhag 'n da true 'ard ladz loike Gorbad Ironclaw 'o is roight kunnin' 'n ded 'ard! You young space grots dun' get ta call wuz "orky" wen ye'z not even da genu... ginu... da real firs' batch o' us!

[@ahha623]

ya, da old orks are real bois, the space orks are more ratbois then true orks. to much shooting not enough fighting i say

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

An Ork Mek Boy probably would feel right at home in Clan Skryre.