Ortho Tricks Internal Medicine

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Dr. Glaucomflecken

Dr. Glaucomflecken

Күн бұрын

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@Noobphobic
@Noobphobic Жыл бұрын
I love how ortho tried to be more formal, instead of "bros" it was "brothers" LOL
@user-ml2ms9xz8e
@user-ml2ms9xz8e Жыл бұрын
He tried to pretend he was an Internal Medicine doc
@SK111.
@SK111. Жыл бұрын
​@@user-ml2ms9xz8eWhy it is so? Do only Ortho docs use the term like Bro??
@Shadowdoc26
@Shadowdoc26 8 ай бұрын
@@SK111.most ortho bros are jocks or muscle heads. In med school, all my ortho mentors were either college football players or ex military.
@JiyutoSeigi
@JiyutoSeigi Жыл бұрын
Ortho is in deep shit---he may have gotten medicine to admit the patients, but when charge nurse finds out he stole the stethoscope, ortho will suffer. For years.
@erniefu1610
@erniefu1610 Жыл бұрын
To be fair OR charge nurse is just as proficient with a stethoscope as ortho.
@superslash7254
@superslash7254 Жыл бұрын
Never fuck with the nurses. They're like the SNCOs of the hospital.
@HisameArtwork
@HisameArtwork Жыл бұрын
good. I went in with a hip bit displaced (may have caught a nerve) and couldn't walk was in horrible pain couldn't sleep for 3 days, ortho told me to sit on ice. another time again horrible pain in foot can't sleep or walk properly and only short distance, ortho tells me to go vegan why are they often so lazy and incompetent? T_T Maybe I should try female ortho, male ortho has been as horrible as male gynecologist ...who let men be doctors I'm starting to wonder.
@hemanthatluri5223
@hemanthatluri5223 Жыл бұрын
@@HisameArtwork All doctors were initially men, remember? From discovery of blood to inventing successful transplantation technique all are men. I’m not trying to be misogyny here. You have to understand there is systematic approach in treatment, there are guidelines to follow for each diagnosis. I’m sure your doctor thought aggressive treatment was not necessary at that point, instead he went forward with conservative approach.
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim Жыл бұрын
@@hemanthatluri5223 which man discovered blood? was it Adam or his son Cain?
@paxielle
@paxielle Жыл бұрын
How I explain to an owner when a patient has thrombocytopenia: The blood cells. There is not enough of them.
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora Жыл бұрын
Owner? Vet doc, right? 😂
@Urbanity_Kludge
@Urbanity_Kludge Жыл бұрын
Same thought. Ironic as yesterday I had my first ITP in years.
@cirnet
@cirnet Жыл бұрын
​@@Just1Noraeither that or a doctor to a really intense kink community 😂
@justahugenerd1278
@justahugenerd1278 Жыл бұрын
@@Just1NoraI read your comment like that one Star Wars meme You: “owner? Vet doc right?” Paxielle: 😏 You: “… right?”
@41-Haiku
@41-Haiku Жыл бұрын
I approve this thread.
@lisamcanally-maddox8597
@lisamcanally-maddox8597 Жыл бұрын
My first thought on seeing Ortho was, "Where the hell did he get those glasses?" So confused bro, uhm brother.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd Жыл бұрын
He swung by the gift shop and got a set of readers 😂
@physicistatlarge
@physicistatlarge Жыл бұрын
I think Jonathan hooked him up.
@blackbutterfly233ify
@blackbutterfly233ify Жыл бұрын
Lol that's what I thought
@moncielvariable
@moncielvariable Жыл бұрын
At first, I thought it was someone trying to pass as Ortho (and failing)! Since was does he have glasses... and says brother?
@cpoppyfin6751
@cpoppyfin6751 Жыл бұрын
Why do I have a need for Ortho to end up in pediatrics? I just want to hear the phrase "baby bro" or something along those lines
@Seeingteacupsindragons
@Seeingteacupsindragons Жыл бұрын
He used "kid bro" in the trampoline video.
@cpoppyfin6751
@cpoppyfin6751 Жыл бұрын
@@Seeingteacupsindragons yes, but we need baby or toddler bro, toddlbro?
@notlikely4468
@notlikely4468 Жыл бұрын
I think "baby bro" is the obstetrician like when they call gynecologists "Vag bro's"
@boredmarshmallo4223
@boredmarshmallo4223 Жыл бұрын
Tiny bro
@brounwynsmith848
@brounwynsmith848 Жыл бұрын
And now I do too so...thank you for that.
@davidbarnes6672
@davidbarnes6672 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally bringing attention to those suffering from backwards pancreas
@meunome5867
@meunome5867 Жыл бұрын
Excuse me! Do you mean saercnap? If yes, it's indeed very serious!
@JoesWebPresence
@JoesWebPresence Жыл бұрын
It's a common symptom of cardio-contra-valence, when the right heart is fighting the left heart, which also explains the bad guts and googly eyes.
@erinmoore6463
@erinmoore6463 Жыл бұрын
@@JoesWebPresenceit’s all coming together!
@whoyawith9494
@whoyawith9494 9 ай бұрын
I think this might explain some cases of diabeetus!
@zache5486
@zache5486 Жыл бұрын
Ortho knowing saying bro will blow his cover, but being unable to stop himself and awkwardly changing it to brother on the fly is one of those little details that sets Dr. G apart.
@hyeonjukim4089
@hyeonjukim4089 Жыл бұрын
I know!!!!! Well done, well done!!!!!
@PK-zj6ll
@PK-zj6ll Жыл бұрын
Ortho having a nurses stethoscope is super accurate. On the few occasions an ortho resident had to listen to a patients lungs it was with a nurses stethoscope. I always stood outside the room and wait for my scope. They have a habit of growing legs.
@getmeinplz
@getmeinplz Жыл бұрын
Ok, this is news to me. What other kinds of stethoscopes are there? Other than a mechanic’s stethoscope, which basically ends at a needle point.
@pompe221
@pompe221 Жыл бұрын
@@getmeinplz A nurse's stethescope is simply a stethescope that belongs to a nurse. And on occasion, a provider will "borrow" it . . . and not always remember to return it. (An N.P. I work with and I have identical scopes, down to the color, so I put a nametag on mine so it doesn't disappear on me.)
@Elizabeth-rq1vi
@Elizabeth-rq1vi Жыл бұрын
A former pcp used to “borrow” a nurse’s stethoscope…I knew it wasn’t his because it was pink!
@FrDismasSayreOP
@FrDismasSayreOP Жыл бұрын
So do you have to pay for the replacements, or are they simply considered expendable supplies?
@sim_aware
@sim_aware Жыл бұрын
They always grow legs. No matter how bright a color you get to discourage them from disappearing
@BigDaddyGAO
@BigDaddyGAO Жыл бұрын
2+ got me. Ortho is like a dumb golden retriever puppy. You can’t help but love them.
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 Жыл бұрын
2+ is serious business.
@JPumpkinKing
@JPumpkinKing Жыл бұрын
I think a golden Labrador is a better choice for comparison. My neighbor has a golden lab. Dumbest thing on the planet.
@dskim24
@dskim24 Жыл бұрын
It's googly eyes...... 2+
@fuzyfuzfuz2
@fuzyfuzfuz2 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@corgiw7281
@corgiw7281 Жыл бұрын
​@JPumpkinKing - :) Labs are 'yellow' (or black, or chocolate, or fox red), but not 'golden'.
@rahmatullah_bint_ibraahim
@rahmatullah_bint_ibraahim Жыл бұрын
‘Backward pancreas’ 😂
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 Жыл бұрын
Hyposodiuminemia and the right heart is fighting with the left heart cracked me up! Actually, the joke about the nephrologist was pretty good. 😂
@Joy21090
@Joy21090 Жыл бұрын
Please explain the joke about the nephrologist.
@LydJaGillers
@LydJaGillers Жыл бұрын
Collecting ducts are in the kidneys but it sounds like collecting ducks. It’s a play on words that sounds similar.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 Жыл бұрын
​@@LydJaGillersthank you.
@JimDixon55104
@JimDixon55104 Жыл бұрын
*anemia (or anaemia if you're British, or anæmia if you're an old-fashioned British typesetter)
@talithasuya8908
@talithasuya8908 Жыл бұрын
@@LydJaGillers Thanks, I didn't get it either.
@chrisperamunugama7199
@chrisperamunugama7199 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the ol' "Feign incompetence so the specialty can't help but review your patient" trick. Works every time!
@dml5064
@dml5064 Жыл бұрын
There is usually not much "feigning"
@macademician
@macademician Жыл бұрын
…I'm just amazed at how Ortho has apparently conned medicine into admitting Cookie Monster.
@Joy21090
@Joy21090 Жыл бұрын
That's how Cookie Monster is so loveable -- he has two hearts!
@suzibaileystone2402
@suzibaileystone2402 Жыл бұрын
I was a pharma rep for 36 years. I was a hospital rep and sold Ancef in the mid 80s. One day, an intern on the Ortho rotation was going to do a H&P in clinic. As she walked by the Ortho chief resident, she reached over to borrow the stethoscope that was in his pocket. When she pulled it out (she was asking to borrow it at the same time), she discovered it was only tubing-no bell or ear pieces. The Chief of Ortho Surgery required that his residents do their own H&Ps…and the Chief Resident was trying to go along with the plan.
@purplgrits7916
@purplgrits7916 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dskim24
@dskim24 Жыл бұрын
The question is, did he notice that it wasn't complete?
@M16xDr0pSh0tz
@M16xDr0pSh0tz Жыл бұрын
out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen
@punterjac8695
@punterjac8695 Жыл бұрын
Loved it when he uses " Patient brother" to sound more formal when he disguises himself as part of the Internal Medicine team and then reverts back to "bro" when he is aware that he has been found out.😀
@TomCoyl_
@TomCoyl_ Жыл бұрын
Ortho! Always love seeing him! ❤
@juneledell6983
@juneledell6983 Жыл бұрын
especially with him holding that kettlebell!
@-shibe
@-shibe Жыл бұрын
Working in pharmacy and telling Docs “It’s in the order set” then getting that same stunned silence 😂
@Sveccha93
@Sveccha93 Жыл бұрын
Just had to admit an ortho patient with zero medical problems on night shift and woke up to this catharsis. 🙏🏻
@JPumpkinKing
@JPumpkinKing Жыл бұрын
As a congenital heart disease patient, I love coming to the comment section to read all the comments by medical professionals. You all ROCK! Thanks for your hard work and desire to care for and heal those in need. I’ve lived 52 years on this earth because of your dedication. THANK YOU!❤️🥰
@KaiyaCorrbin
@KaiyaCorrbin Жыл бұрын
💖
@drbratinshankar5141
@drbratinshankar5141 Жыл бұрын
@jenshark4
@jenshark4 Жыл бұрын
I can’t agree more! My families been through a lot of medical issues this year, and I have nothing but love and appreciation for every single person in the medical system and part of the medical stuff. If it wasn’t for medicine, some of us wouldn’t be alive! Or we would be in a lot of pain lol.
@barbaragonzales5944
@barbaragonzales5944 6 ай бұрын
So great to hear we're still doing some good!
@t.j.eskelsen5755
@t.j.eskelsen5755 Жыл бұрын
“The right heart is fighting the left heart.” Hilarious! This cracks me up.😂
@zperk13
@zperk13 Жыл бұрын
It's a time lord!
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 Жыл бұрын
Orthos love Doctor Who.
@SIMPDUDE
@SIMPDUDE 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, bro; don’t you?
@eventidessoul1963
@eventidessoul1963 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how nephro would have reacted if he heard ortho describe hyponatremia as hyposodiumanemia.
@SabrinaPhynn
@SabrinaPhynn Жыл бұрын
I can feel the eye twitch from here... ( Our community hospital does nephrology consults on patients with ongoing hyponatremia...)
@MythicFox
@MythicFox Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The reason Ortho needs help is because one of his patients is a Time Lord and really does have two hearts.
@shawnycoffman
@shawnycoffman Жыл бұрын
"Ok, that was a good plan but..." So close, Ortho... Brother. Googly eyes and all! 😆👏⭐
@dorothea_walland
@dorothea_walland Жыл бұрын
_that_ sentence also broke me😂😂😂
@SaharaM18
@SaharaM18 11 ай бұрын
That was the best line, magnified because it was said by a real-life Ophthalmologist bro.
@stolenrelic
@stolenrelic Ай бұрын
patient bro has Grave's
@chrisgalanaki
@chrisgalanaki Жыл бұрын
I am a rheumatologist and my husband an orthopedic surgeon.I understand completely...
@dskim24
@dskim24 Жыл бұрын
Does he call you angry cells bro?
@funnyteacherman
@funnyteacherman Жыл бұрын
Googly eyeballs, 2+, is now my most favorite diagnosis
@lapatira
@lapatira Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@alyssabrown5480
@alyssabrown5480 Жыл бұрын
@@lapatira the addition of "2+" made me giggle. Yeah, that sounds like science words! Good job bones bro
@AylaSkyrider
@AylaSkyrider Жыл бұрын
Ok this is brilliant because technically, if you look at things just right, those are all real diagnoses
@MeganKugs
@MeganKugs Жыл бұрын
“Blood cells…..there aren’t enough of them” and “backwards pancreas” took me completely out. God I love this man, his delivery is perfect and it honestly feels like these are separate people.
@badassnewbie
@badassnewbie Жыл бұрын
The ortho department where I trained had turfing post-op patients to medicine down to a science. LITERALLY a science. As in they fucking had EVIDENCE. They cited a paper that said inpatients did better after ortho surgery if they were managed by medicine primary and not ortho primary. So they literally had evidence to back up their practice of dumping all their patients on medicine. When I asked them about this, they were 100% unashamed and said "makes sense to me, do you really want an orthopod managing insulin?"
@raisedincalifornia1828
@raisedincalifornia1828 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize how much I missed his regular sketches 😭😭😭
@snatchX626
@snatchX626 Жыл бұрын
same. the health insurance ones were too depressing 😅
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 Жыл бұрын
​​@@snatchX626From someone in Canada (me) when I saw the first few, I thought he was joking. But then when I read the comments and cases that were much worse, I was horrified. It's unreal to me how patients are treated by the medical field in the US. Here in BC (West Coast province), I can go to the doctor whenever I need to and not pay a penny. Whatever tests are needed from a simple blood draw to MRI, I wouldn't need to pay anything. Because I'm in a certain income group, I have to pay the first $180 for prescription meds (I think that's the amount) of the year and the rest Pharmacare pays for. I'm a healthy individual but I do need some regular meds for migraines, hypothyroidism and depression but if I was sick or in need of a hospital in the States, I'd absolutely freak out not knowing what to do. Too many Canadians complain about wait times in the ER but it's not like the US or UK and would be far faster if people wouldn't' go in for trivial things. Hospital stays don't cost unless there's a private room you want to give extra for. Canadians complain about wait times for elective surgery but I've had quite a few friends go in for knee replacements and none waited more than a month. I won''t say it's good everywhere in Canada but honestly, people complain too much and don't try to understand how hard the doctors, nurses and other healthcare workers give.
@KirisutonoNeko
@KirisutonoNeko Жыл бұрын
I want to see a similar series from the insurance company’s perspective.
@MrGreen-by7lv
@MrGreen-by7lv Жыл бұрын
Damn I felt the endocrinologist yell when the words “insuline sliding scale” came out of the hospitalist doc 😂
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 Жыл бұрын
Okay, this needs to be a recurring series - where Ortho Bro succeeds at progressive levels of this plan! 😂
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere Жыл бұрын
Ortho Bro enters Neurosugery. * Level Unlocked *
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 Жыл бұрын
@@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere 😝😂👍🔥💯 and when he passes each level there's a little accompanying video game level up music audio sample. 😂
@alliseuss1555
@alliseuss1555 Жыл бұрын
This is great! "The blood cells...there's not enough of them." 😂 Medicine should have asked "Red or white?" But ortho still got what he wanted in the end. He truly is a genius.
@Whitecroc
@Whitecroc Жыл бұрын
Rosé!
@ConstantlyDamaged
@ConstantlyDamaged Жыл бұрын
The bright smile when Ortho Bro's dream comes true- It's beautiful!
@MissKoemiko
@MissKoemiko Жыл бұрын
The look on the nurse’s face when she realizes that one of the docs swiped her stethoscope, too real 😂
@matthewhall5571
@matthewhall5571 Жыл бұрын
Bad move. The night shift nurses know where the docs sleep in the call rooms.
@Dsdcain
@Dsdcain 11 ай бұрын
Can't help it. I love Ortho. He's like a cuddly little kitten who just wants love. Or something like that.
@marissarae
@marissarae Жыл бұрын
As a diabetic, please don't put us on an insulin sliding scale. 😭 Let me keep my insulin pump! I know what I'm doing!!
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 Жыл бұрын
There's nothing like a bunch of doctors who know nothing about diabetes trying to manage diabetes! I've even known some endocrinologists who didn't have the foggiest idea of what to do with type 1!
@r.harishkarthick8671
@r.harishkarthick8671 Жыл бұрын
I thought Basal scale insulin is better then sliding scale
@someperson7
@someperson7 Жыл бұрын
​@@r.harishkarthick8671no bro, the Fish scale
@blablup1214
@blablup1214 Жыл бұрын
Would bet you do. But at the same time, wouldn't trust diabetic who was admitted to the hospital because of a sugur shock. 😆
@JHabc
@JHabc Жыл бұрын
Came here to say the exact same thing! I’m not on a pump, but unless you have a phd in me, please let me manage my own insulin. And don’t give dietary a bunch of restrictions for my diet. I know how to make good choices, and I don’t want to have to fight dietary over some arbitrary rules every time I try to order a meal.
@lcolsen22
@lcolsen22 Жыл бұрын
Just the delivery on "blood cells, there's not enough of them", i know that this will become yet another phrase i unapologetically throw into casual conversation.
@ludmilamaiolini6811
@ludmilamaiolini6811 Жыл бұрын
I love that internal medicine realized that ortho’s plan to fool them might have worked
@luciexo2821
@luciexo2821 Жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Ortho would give the best hugs? Like the kind of hugs that are the only thing that can get you to stop ugly sobbing in the supply closet and get back on the floor when everything is just broken.
@helenbunnehmummeh5154
@helenbunnehmummeh5154 Жыл бұрын
“Fine, I’ll do it” The mantra of every health professional just before they go off sick with burnout.
@fuzyfuzfuz2
@fuzyfuzfuz2 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@janelynn2560
@janelynn2560 Жыл бұрын
I love seeing Ortho (Bone Bro) back in the skits. He definitely has a one track mind 😂
@20storiesunder
@20storiesunder Жыл бұрын
Ortho is cunningly brutal! Or was it brutally cunning?
@jazzy4830
@jazzy4830 Жыл бұрын
You're thinking of Gorkthopedic (or possibly Morkthopedic) surgeon bro.
@troymcintire2423
@troymcintire2423 Жыл бұрын
Orthbro the Pain Boi
@alexmccutcheon10
@alexmccutcheon10 Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting ork memes here but I am so happy
@geraldholt2755
@geraldholt2755 Жыл бұрын
We don't allow xenos medicine here, scum. I've notified the inquisition.
@todd5640
@todd5640 Жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
@Miss_Dis
@Miss_Dis Жыл бұрын
Saw the earlier comment Ortho is like a golden retriever and holy moly it's true, a goofball who is secretly intelligent
@Liriq
@Liriq Жыл бұрын
Oh this was so good 😅😅. Ortho is just great, and you, Dr. G, are a genius.
@ishgumi44
@ishgumi44 Жыл бұрын
"The right heart.. is fighting the left heart." Precious. It's a ticking time bomb..
@jonidad5564
@jonidad5564 Жыл бұрын
You can‘t even get mad at ortho, he‘s so sweet ☺️
@user-ml2ms9xz8e
@user-ml2ms9xz8e Жыл бұрын
Hyposodiuminemia is beyond hilarious🤣🤣. The whole sketch is gold! Internal med doc here...
@JelloThatsMellow
@JelloThatsMellow Жыл бұрын
And he still got em to do it
@UmairLad
@UmairLad 10 ай бұрын
I’m applying for residency and my dad is an ortho. He just blanks out whenever asked about anything medicine related 😂
@SKY-wt2pp
@SKY-wt2pp Жыл бұрын
I work in ORs and heard one of the best back and forth conversations between an ortho consultant bro and an ortho reg bro just recently. It went a little like this.... Ortho Consultant 'Did you get some loupes for theatre?' Ortho reg 'Yeah, I did. I can't believe the hospital barely has any, so I brought my own' Ortho consultant 'Oh really, you buy some?' Ortho reg 'Yep, NIKE one's' Ortho consultant 'Oh shit, I want some of those bro'. I seriously had to stop myself from laughing out loud.
@lizard3755
@lizard3755 Жыл бұрын
I love the glasses, it was a nice touch. I applaud ortho's novel approach; it's very "hello, fellow kids."
@rebeccacrockett8334
@rebeccacrockett8334 Жыл бұрын
And I quote an ortho resident, " we are the smartest kids in med school. Then become the dumbest interns" you nailed it.
@barbaragonzales5944
@barbaragonzales5944 6 ай бұрын
I always used to say that!! Not as a joke, it was something I observed during residency.
@bionda470
@bionda470 Жыл бұрын
My dad just went through surgery for an adenoma in the hypophysis and they told hem that he could get hyponatremia. When he said hypo sodium anemia i was dying
@whooobie
@whooobie Жыл бұрын
As a hospitalist coder whose doctors are contracted to consult with nearby orthopedic hospital, I imagine that this scenario is maybe why they agreed to just be consults for all of orthopedic hospital's admissions. 😂
@casey6556
@casey6556 Жыл бұрын
Ortho saying "brother" rather than "bro" in that headwear strikes me as less "Ortho pretending to not be Ortho" and much more "Hulk Hogan" LMAO
@robertstruble5952
@robertstruble5952 Жыл бұрын
Pause, look at palm as a crib sheet....classic and well done!
@tamaramartin4015
@tamaramartin4015 Жыл бұрын
Sugar Bro is so happy his area got mentioned 😁
@pixelated23-b9z
@pixelated23-b9z Жыл бұрын
ortho skits are becoming my favorite
@cinimatics
@cinimatics 3 ай бұрын
"The left heart is fighting the right heart." Thats a pretty good way to describe aortic stenosis.
@robertgibbs6154
@robertgibbs6154 Жыл бұрын
I love how ortho bro gave the same blank stare a husband gives when asked to fold the laundry. Smiles when internal medicine/wife give in and "fine. I'll do it myself."
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 Жыл бұрын
Because IM will get just as mad about messing up medicine orders as my wife will when I fold the towels wrong. Apparently I had been folding towels wrong for 28 years 😂
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 Жыл бұрын
​@@nickcarroll8565It's VERY important not to fold towels the wrong way. If you do, then they won't dry as well and will wear out faster.
@neuralnetwork17
@neuralnetwork17 Жыл бұрын
@@judew.5872 Are you telling us you're folding wet towels?
@Ikajo
@Ikajo Жыл бұрын
A guy who can't even manage to fold laundry is doing it on purpose. It is certainly weaponised incompetence. Do it, and you will find yourself without a wife. You're a grown man. Act like it.
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 Жыл бұрын
​@@Ikajo exactly. It's laundry, not quantum physics. I learned how to do laundry before I was 10, full grown adults have no excuse.
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP Жыл бұрын
We call that weaponized incompetence 😅
@neuroqueercoach
@neuroqueercoach Жыл бұрын
I was referred to orthopedics recently for my eds complication, and all I could think of was "but it's not about bones!"...and then they asked me for an xray, and I thought "but...its not about bones... 😑" 😂😂
@ambitionroad
@ambitionroad Жыл бұрын
that's a medical problem not a bone problem! what the heck
@IsyAweigh
@IsyAweigh Жыл бұрын
Here's hoping your ortho has a bead on connective tissue. It's *supposed* to be part of Ortho's remit, or at least it used to be!
@lenmrt
@lenmrt Жыл бұрын
Xray tech here. One of the complications of EDS might be arthritis so an xray actually makes some sense i think
@jhe9488
@jhe9488 Жыл бұрын
@@ambitionroadit’s very much an orthopedic issue if your EDS causes you to dislocate your joints all the time…PS ortho isn’t just bones. It’s bones, joints, ligaments, tendons and sometimes even nerves and blood vessels.
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 Жыл бұрын
​@@jhe9488Thank you!
@Lordgeorge16
@Lordgeorge16 Жыл бұрын
Love Ortho's goofy-ass smile at the end. Easily my favorite character of the bunch!
@floffy2695
@floffy2695 3 ай бұрын
The slight pause before saying "Brother" to cover his act. Well done 👌
@athena3016
@athena3016 Жыл бұрын
Internal: Just put them on an insulin sliding scale. Ortho: *dial-up Internet noises* 😂
@justynas1167
@justynas1167 Жыл бұрын
This is the equivalent of someone who refuses to learn how to do the laundry correctly so someone else always has to do it 👀
@andiskene7346
@andiskene7346 Жыл бұрын
Oof, I've had bad guts, bro, and it's no bueno. Can't say I've experienced googly eyes though.😂
@pewpew4545
@pewpew4545 Жыл бұрын
The right heart is fighting the left heart is my new favourite way to describe chf
@almaraNZ
@almaraNZ Жыл бұрын
I laughed. I giggled about blood cells because tbh that's how I've done handover when we've had haematology boarder patients. "Ain't got no blood cells. This is suboptimal." But fully burst into laughter at 'where did you get that stethoscope' because my thought was "you stole it from the frickin nurses station you #&£+#-£-#" and then I was immediatley proven correct and my rage honoured
@Rabs73
@Rabs73 2 ай бұрын
What I love about this channel is its set in the US but applies to hospitals all over the world 😅
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 Жыл бұрын
Lol. Meanwhile after my hysterectomy I needed meds for my migraine (which was totally expected and discussed beforehand) and I just told my gynecologist what meds I got from my neurologist and neuro just let her order it no problem. It does help I'd been getting them for five years at that point and gave not just the names but also dosage. Made it really easy for everyone.
@danielmaggard4923
@danielmaggard4923 Жыл бұрын
Love your chanel, I'd love to see a chaplain character!
@xionmemoria
@xionmemoria Жыл бұрын
My ortho is trying very hard to pretend I don't need further surgery and is coming up with the craziest potential diagnoses. I had the great privilege of hearing him argue with my rheumatologist. O: Have you done a muscle biopsy to check for Myasthenia Gravis? R: . . . Of only the left leg? O: Myositis could also cause- R: OF ONLY THE LEFT LEG???
@MullingInk
@MullingInk Жыл бұрын
Oh, I’m so glad your rheumatologist is arguing for you! Some of the myasthenia gravis tests are pure torture. Sending you the best of luck and outcomes with the surgery or non-surgery option that’s decided on.
@clarisarosenfield7048
@clarisarosenfield7048 Жыл бұрын
This is gold! So needed a giggle and smile today :) Thank you!
@RaininParadise
@RaininParadise Ай бұрын
This is my favorite Dr Glaucomflecken video :'D
@christavernon4198
@christavernon4198 Жыл бұрын
As someone on their ortho rotation, I am DYING rn 😂😂
@Coerciveutopian
@Coerciveutopian Жыл бұрын
ok ok, but how much fluid IS inside a patient???
@Draco137YT
@Draco137YT Жыл бұрын
All of those conditions sound like stuff House would accidentally discover.
@JennyG.COW5
@JennyG.COW5 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I think this is how us patients try to describe our symptoms or how we try to explain our issues with loved ones! 😄👍❤️
@TomatoTerminator
@TomatoTerminator Жыл бұрын
To a patient with septal defect: The right heart is fighting the left heart.
@benjaminvroman5553
@benjaminvroman5553 Жыл бұрын
He’s doing his best, don’t be too mean guys. Granted, his best is below most people’s expectations for someone who’s still technically considered a doctor but still!
@5p3ctre3
@5p3ctre3 Жыл бұрын
Eye bags are developing well, doctor. Thanks for all the long days dealing with inferiority at every open door!
@kateps1874
@kateps1874 Жыл бұрын
Many years ago my 1st husband was asked to wipe down the (waxed) kitchen floor so I could shower before 4 important guests (for his career) arrived. He used windex and a mop (how to melt and smear wax all over the floor while also trapping in food particles). Needless to say, I never asked him to do that again! He later said he couldn't understand why the floor kept looking worse and worse while he was mopping. And THAT is how you learn to pick your battles by letting some things go. Good luck, Internal Medicine! Suckers!
@yaboicolleen
@yaboicolleen Жыл бұрын
Why the fuck was he using Windex on the floor?????
@ippapp2
@ippapp2 Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate, speaking as orthopedic surgeon LMAO
@davardi
@davardi Жыл бұрын
Weaponized incompetence, Ortho edition.
@kyokoyumi
@kyokoyumi Жыл бұрын
Hyposodiuminemia instead of hyponatremia got me good.
@CircleOLove
@CircleOLove Жыл бұрын
"backwards pancreas..., the patient's eyes, they are googly". This is great stuff, beautifully delivered! I love it!!
@RuthGabriel-i6x
@RuthGabriel-i6x 10 күн бұрын
2+
@dciceberg9224
@dciceberg9224 Жыл бұрын
I just finished my Internal medicine rotation and im on Ortho at the moment. Now, when I consult medicine, I refer to my coleagues as "medicine bros"
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora Жыл бұрын
That OR nurse is gonna strangle ortho with her stethoscope next time they're alone in the break room. 😂
@mineown1861
@mineown1861 Жыл бұрын
Knew it was a ruse as soon as I spotted ortho with a stethoscope.
@NREAL01
@NREAL01 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂As an Internal Medicine physician I almost fainted from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂.... I do hate to deal with Ortho post op patients though 😒😒😒
@sheilavillamil4195
@sheilavillamil4195 Жыл бұрын
Because of the docs, I hope.
@dfeuer
@dfeuer Жыл бұрын
Are orthopedic surgeons really that incompetent about medicine? How do they get away with it?
@jhe9488
@jhe9488 Жыл бұрын
@@dfeueryes and no. Yes because we never deal with medical issues so we forget what we learned in medical school and beginning of residency. Also no because it’s one of the most competitive specialties so most of us were good at medicine at some point and probably graduated top of the class in med school, but have put in zero effort to maintain that knowledge because we would rather do surgery.
@franug
@franug Жыл бұрын
​@dfeuer I think in any career where you get so specialized in something, you just forget about the generalities. Ask a M&A lawyer if he remembers criminal law, for example.
@dfeuer
@dfeuer Жыл бұрын
@@franug Sure, but I'd expect an orthopedic surgeon to have to take patients' medical status into account *all the time*.
@thomasrogers8239
@thomasrogers8239 Жыл бұрын
"The blood cells, there's not enough of them."
@angelomerte7431
@angelomerte7431 Жыл бұрын
Best one so far. Never laughed so hard 😂😂😂
@msshellm8154
@msshellm8154 Жыл бұрын
O.M.G! I didn't 'see' the glasses or stethoscope lol just too focussed on the stumbley, Ortho, word salad lmao Nice one 💜
@cticu
@cticu 8 ай бұрын
“Where did you get that stethoscope” is PRICELESS
@jasonhobbs2405
@jasonhobbs2405 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the all-time best!!
@nk6763
@nk6763 10 ай бұрын
I love Ortho's blank "you know I don't know this, bro" stare...
@househoney
@househoney 8 ай бұрын
It’s that Ortho slow-blink toward the end that had me giggling.
@rxanime535
@rxanime535 Жыл бұрын
Infectious Disease vs Infected hardware Infectious disease vs superficial wound cultures. I need these vids.
@wrathofainz
@wrathofainz Жыл бұрын
The blood cells, there are _not_ enough of them..." actually made me laugh.
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