Ortho Tricks Internal Medicine

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Dr. Glaucomflecken

Dr. Glaucomflecken

9 ай бұрын

Ortho pulls a fast one

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@Noobphobic
@Noobphobic 9 ай бұрын
I love how ortho tried to be more formal, instead of "bros" it was "brothers" LOL
@user-ml2ms9xz8e
@user-ml2ms9xz8e 9 ай бұрын
He tried to pretend he was an Internal Medicine doc
@SK111.
@SK111. 8 ай бұрын
​@@user-ml2ms9xz8eWhy it is so? Do only Ortho docs use the term like Bro??
@Shadowdoc26
@Shadowdoc26 4 ай бұрын
@@SK111.most ortho bros are jocks or muscle heads. In med school, all my ortho mentors were either college football players or ex military.
@paxielle
@paxielle 9 ай бұрын
How I explain to an owner when a patient has thrombocytopenia: The blood cells. There is not enough of them.
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 9 ай бұрын
Owner? Vet doc, right? 😂
@Urbanity_Kludge
@Urbanity_Kludge 9 ай бұрын
Same thought. Ironic as yesterday I had my first ITP in years.
@cirnet
@cirnet 9 ай бұрын
​@@Just1Noraeither that or a doctor to a really intense kink community 😂
@justahugenerd1278
@justahugenerd1278 9 ай бұрын
@@Just1NoraI read your comment like that one Star Wars meme You: “owner? Vet doc right?” Paxielle: 😏 You: “… right?”
@41-Haiku
@41-Haiku 9 ай бұрын
I approve this thread.
@cpoppyfin6751
@cpoppyfin6751 9 ай бұрын
Why do I have a need for Ortho to end up in pediatrics? I just want to hear the phrase "baby bro" or something along those lines
@Seeingteacupsindragons
@Seeingteacupsindragons 9 ай бұрын
He used "kid bro" in the trampoline video.
@cpoppyfin6751
@cpoppyfin6751 9 ай бұрын
@@Seeingteacupsindragons yes, but we need baby or toddler bro, toddlbro?
@notlikely4468
@notlikely4468 9 ай бұрын
I think "baby bro" is the obstetrician like when they call gynecologists "Vag bro's"
@boredmarshmallo4223
@boredmarshmallo4223 9 ай бұрын
Tiny bro
@brounwynsmith848
@brounwynsmith848 9 ай бұрын
And now I do too so...thank you for that.
@JiyutoSeigi
@JiyutoSeigi 9 ай бұрын
Ortho is in deep shit---he may have gotten medicine to admit the patients, but when charge nurse finds out he stole the stethoscope, ortho will suffer. For years.
@erniefu1610
@erniefu1610 9 ай бұрын
To be fair OR charge nurse is just as proficient with a stethoscope as ortho.
@superslash7254
@superslash7254 9 ай бұрын
Never fuck with the nurses. They're like the SNCOs of the hospital.
@HisameArtwork
@HisameArtwork 9 ай бұрын
good. I went in with a hip bit displaced (may have caught a nerve) and couldn't walk was in horrible pain couldn't sleep for 3 days, ortho told me to sit on ice. another time again horrible pain in foot can't sleep or walk properly and only short distance, ortho tells me to go vegan why are they often so lazy and incompetent? T_T Maybe I should try female ortho, male ortho has been as horrible as male gynecologist ...who let men be doctors I'm starting to wonder.
@hemanthatluri5223
@hemanthatluri5223 9 ай бұрын
@@HisameArtwork All doctors were initially men, remember? From discovery of blood to inventing successful transplantation technique all are men. I’m not trying to be misogyny here. You have to understand there is systematic approach in treatment, there are guidelines to follow for each diagnosis. I’m sure your doctor thought aggressive treatment was not necessary at that point, instead he went forward with conservative approach.
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 9 ай бұрын
@@hemanthatluri5223 which man discovered blood? was it Adam or his son Cain?
@lisamcanally-maddox8597
@lisamcanally-maddox8597 9 ай бұрын
My first thought on seeing Ortho was, "Where the hell did he get those glasses?" So confused bro, uhm brother.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 9 ай бұрын
He swung by the gift shop and got a set of readers 😂
@physicistatlarge
@physicistatlarge 9 ай бұрын
I think Jonathan hooked him up.
@blackbutterfly233ify
@blackbutterfly233ify 9 ай бұрын
Lol that's what I thought
@moncielvariable
@moncielvariable 9 ай бұрын
At first, I thought it was someone trying to pass as Ortho (and failing)! Since was does he have glasses... and says brother?
@davidbarnes6672
@davidbarnes6672 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for finally bringing attention to those suffering from backwards pancreas
@meunome5867
@meunome5867 9 ай бұрын
Excuse me! Do you mean saercnap? If yes, it's indeed very serious!
@JoesWebPresence
@JoesWebPresence 9 ай бұрын
It's a common symptom of cardio-contra-valence, when the right heart is fighting the left heart, which also explains the bad guts and googly eyes.
@erinmoore6463
@erinmoore6463 8 ай бұрын
@@JoesWebPresenceit’s all coming together!
@whoyawith9494
@whoyawith9494 5 ай бұрын
I think this might explain some cases of diabeetus!
@PK-zj6ll
@PK-zj6ll 9 ай бұрын
Ortho having a nurses stethoscope is super accurate. On the few occasions an ortho resident had to listen to a patients lungs it was with a nurses stethoscope. I always stood outside the room and wait for my scope. They have a habit of growing legs.
@getmeinplz
@getmeinplz 9 ай бұрын
Ok, this is news to me. What other kinds of stethoscopes are there? Other than a mechanic’s stethoscope, which basically ends at a needle point.
@pompe221
@pompe221 9 ай бұрын
@@getmeinplz A nurse's stethescope is simply a stethescope that belongs to a nurse. And on occasion, a provider will "borrow" it . . . and not always remember to return it. (An N.P. I work with and I have identical scopes, down to the color, so I put a nametag on mine so it doesn't disappear on me.)
@Elizabeth-rq1vi
@Elizabeth-rq1vi 9 ай бұрын
A former pcp used to “borrow” a nurse’s stethoscope…I knew it wasn’t his because it was pink!
@FrDismasSayreOP
@FrDismasSayreOP 9 ай бұрын
So do you have to pay for the replacements, or are they simply considered expendable supplies?
@sim_aware
@sim_aware 9 ай бұрын
They always grow legs. No matter how bright a color you get to discourage them from disappearing
@rahmatullah_bint_ibraahim
@rahmatullah_bint_ibraahim 9 ай бұрын
‘Backward pancreas’ 😂
@BigDaddyGAO
@BigDaddyGAO 9 ай бұрын
2+ got me. Ortho is like a dumb golden retriever puppy. You can’t help but love them.
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 9 ай бұрын
2+ is serious business.
@JPumpkinKing
@JPumpkinKing 9 ай бұрын
I think a golden Labrador is a better choice for comparison. My neighbor has a golden lab. Dumbest thing on the planet.
@dskim24
@dskim24 9 ай бұрын
It's googly eyes...... 2+
@fuzyfuzfuz2
@fuzyfuzfuz2 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@corgiw7281
@corgiw7281 9 ай бұрын
​@JPumpkinKing - :) Labs are 'yellow' (or black, or chocolate, or fox red), but not 'golden'.
@zache5486
@zache5486 9 ай бұрын
Ortho knowing saying bro will blow his cover, but being unable to stop himself and awkwardly changing it to brother on the fly is one of those little details that sets Dr. G apart.
@hyeonjukim4089
@hyeonjukim4089 7 ай бұрын
I know!!!!! Well done, well done!!!!!
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 9 ай бұрын
Hyposodiuminemia and the right heart is fighting with the left heart cracked me up! Actually, the joke about the nephrologist was pretty good. 😂
@Joy21090
@Joy21090 9 ай бұрын
Please explain the joke about the nephrologist.
@LydJaGillers
@LydJaGillers 9 ай бұрын
Collecting ducts are in the kidneys but it sounds like collecting ducks. It’s a play on words that sounds similar.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 9 ай бұрын
​@@LydJaGillersthank you.
@JimDixon55104
@JimDixon55104 9 ай бұрын
*anemia (or anaemia if you're British, or anæmia if you're an old-fashioned British typesetter)
@talithasuya8908
@talithasuya8908 9 ай бұрын
@@LydJaGillers Thanks, I didn't get it either.
@macademician
@macademician 9 ай бұрын
…I'm just amazed at how Ortho has apparently conned medicine into admitting Cookie Monster.
@Joy21090
@Joy21090 9 ай бұрын
That's how Cookie Monster is so loveable -- he has two hearts!
@chrisperamunugama7199
@chrisperamunugama7199 9 ай бұрын
Ah, the ol' "Feign incompetence so the specialty can't help but review your patient" trick. Works every time!
@dml5064
@dml5064 9 ай бұрын
There is usually not much "feigning"
@t.j.eskelsen5755
@t.j.eskelsen5755 9 ай бұрын
“The right heart is fighting the left heart.” Hilarious! This cracks me up.😂
@zperk13
@zperk13 9 ай бұрын
It's a time lord!
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 9 ай бұрын
Orthos love Doctor Who.
@SIMPDUDE
@SIMPDUDE 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, bro; don’t you?
@funnyteacherman
@funnyteacherman 9 ай бұрын
Googly eyeballs, 2+, is now my most favorite diagnosis
@lapatira
@lapatira 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@alyssabrown5480
@alyssabrown5480 9 ай бұрын
@@lapatira the addition of "2+" made me giggle. Yeah, that sounds like science words! Good job bones bro
@suzibaileystone2402
@suzibaileystone2402 9 ай бұрын
I was a pharma rep for 36 years. I was a hospital rep and sold Ancef in the mid 80s. One day, an intern on the Ortho rotation was going to do a H&P in clinic. As she walked by the Ortho chief resident, she reached over to borrow the stethoscope that was in his pocket. When she pulled it out (she was asking to borrow it at the same time), she discovered it was only tubing-no bell or ear pieces. The Chief of Ortho Surgery required that his residents do their own H&Ps…and the Chief Resident was trying to go along with the plan.
@purplgrits7916
@purplgrits7916 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@dskim24
@dskim24 9 ай бұрын
The question is, did he notice that it wasn't complete?
@M16xDr0pSh0tz
@M16xDr0pSh0tz 9 ай бұрын
out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen
@eventidessoul1963
@eventidessoul1963 9 ай бұрын
I wonder how nephro would have reacted if he heard ortho describe hyponatremia as hyposodiumanemia.
@SabrinaPhynn
@SabrinaPhynn 9 ай бұрын
I can feel the eye twitch from here... ( Our community hospital does nephrology consults on patients with ongoing hyponatremia...)
@punterjac8695
@punterjac8695 9 ай бұрын
Loved it when he uses " Patient brother" to sound more formal when he disguises himself as part of the Internal Medicine team and then reverts back to "bro" when he is aware that he has been found out.😀
@-shibe
@-shibe 9 ай бұрын
Working in pharmacy and telling Docs “It’s in the order set” then getting that same stunned silence 😂
@shawnycoffman
@shawnycoffman 9 ай бұрын
"Ok, that was a good plan but..." So close, Ortho... Brother. Googly eyes and all! 😆👏⭐
@dorothea_walland
@dorothea_walland 9 ай бұрын
_that_ sentence also broke me😂😂😂
@SaharaM18
@SaharaM18 6 ай бұрын
That was the best line, magnified because it was said by a real-life Ophthalmologist bro.
@TomCoyl_
@TomCoyl_ 9 ай бұрын
Ortho! Always love seeing him! ❤
@juneledell6983
@juneledell6983 9 ай бұрын
especially with him holding that kettlebell!
@Sveccha93
@Sveccha93 9 ай бұрын
Just had to admit an ortho patient with zero medical problems on night shift and woke up to this catharsis. 🙏🏻
@chrisgalanaki
@chrisgalanaki 9 ай бұрын
I am a rheumatologist and my husband an orthopedic surgeon.I understand completely...
@dskim24
@dskim24 9 ай бұрын
Does he call you angry cells bro?
@JPumpkinKing
@JPumpkinKing 9 ай бұрын
As a congenital heart disease patient, I love coming to the comment section to read all the comments by medical professionals. You all ROCK! Thanks for your hard work and desire to care for and heal those in need. I’ve lived 52 years on this earth because of your dedication. THANK YOU!❤️🥰
@KaiyaCorrbin
@KaiyaCorrbin 9 ай бұрын
💖
@drbratinshankar5141
@drbratinshankar5141 9 ай бұрын
@jenshark4
@jenshark4 9 ай бұрын
I can’t agree more! My families been through a lot of medical issues this year, and I have nothing but love and appreciation for every single person in the medical system and part of the medical stuff. If it wasn’t for medicine, some of us wouldn’t be alive! Or we would be in a lot of pain lol.
@barbaragonzales5944
@barbaragonzales5944 Ай бұрын
So great to hear we're still doing some good!
@raisedincalifornia1828
@raisedincalifornia1828 9 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize how much I missed his regular sketches 😭😭😭
@snatchX626
@snatchX626 9 ай бұрын
same. the health insurance ones were too depressing 😅
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 9 ай бұрын
​​@@snatchX626From someone in Canada (me) when I saw the first few, I thought he was joking. But then when I read the comments and cases that were much worse, I was horrified. It's unreal to me how patients are treated by the medical field in the US. Here in BC (West Coast province), I can go to the doctor whenever I need to and not pay a penny. Whatever tests are needed from a simple blood draw to MRI, I wouldn't need to pay anything. Because I'm in a certain income group, I have to pay the first $180 for prescription meds (I think that's the amount) of the year and the rest Pharmacare pays for. I'm a healthy individual but I do need some regular meds for migraines, hypothyroidism and depression but if I was sick or in need of a hospital in the States, I'd absolutely freak out not knowing what to do. Too many Canadians complain about wait times in the ER but it's not like the US or UK and would be far faster if people wouldn't' go in for trivial things. Hospital stays don't cost unless there's a private room you want to give extra for. Canadians complain about wait times for elective surgery but I've had quite a few friends go in for knee replacements and none waited more than a month. I won''t say it's good everywhere in Canada but honestly, people complain too much and don't try to understand how hard the doctors, nurses and other healthcare workers give.
@KirisutonoNeko
@KirisutonoNeko 9 ай бұрын
I want to see a similar series from the insurance company’s perspective.
@badassnewbie
@badassnewbie 9 ай бұрын
The ortho department where I trained had turfing post-op patients to medicine down to a science. LITERALLY a science. As in they fucking had EVIDENCE. They cited a paper that said inpatients did better after ortho surgery if they were managed by medicine primary and not ortho primary. So they literally had evidence to back up their practice of dumping all their patients on medicine. When I asked them about this, they were 100% unashamed and said "makes sense to me, do you really want an orthopod managing insulin?"
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 9 ай бұрын
Okay, this needs to be a recurring series - where Ortho Bro succeeds at progressive levels of this plan! 😂
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere
@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere 9 ай бұрын
Ortho Bro enters Neurosugery. * Level Unlocked *
@tinaperez7393
@tinaperez7393 9 ай бұрын
@@SomeDudeSomewhereOverThere 😝😂👍🔥💯 and when he passes each level there's a little accompanying video game level up music audio sample. 😂
@MythicFox
@MythicFox 9 ай бұрын
Plot twist: The reason Ortho needs help is because one of his patients is a Time Lord and really does have two hearts.
@AylaSkyrider
@AylaSkyrider 9 ай бұрын
Ok this is brilliant because technically, if you look at things just right, those are all real diagnoses
@alliseuss1555
@alliseuss1555 9 ай бұрын
This is great! "The blood cells...there's not enough of them." 😂 Medicine should have asked "Red or white?" But ortho still got what he wanted in the end. He truly is a genius.
@Whitecroc
@Whitecroc 9 ай бұрын
Rosé!
@MrGreen-by7lv
@MrGreen-by7lv 9 ай бұрын
Damn I felt the endocrinologist yell when the words “insuline sliding scale” came out of the hospitalist doc 😂
@marissarae
@marissarae 9 ай бұрын
As a diabetic, please don't put us on an insulin sliding scale. 😭 Let me keep my insulin pump! I know what I'm doing!!
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 9 ай бұрын
There's nothing like a bunch of doctors who know nothing about diabetes trying to manage diabetes! I've even known some endocrinologists who didn't have the foggiest idea of what to do with type 1!
@r.harishkarthick8671
@r.harishkarthick8671 9 ай бұрын
I thought Basal scale insulin is better then sliding scale
@someperson7
@someperson7 9 ай бұрын
​@@r.harishkarthick8671no bro, the Fish scale
@blablup1214
@blablup1214 9 ай бұрын
Would bet you do. But at the same time, wouldn't trust diabetic who was admitted to the hospital because of a sugur shock. 😆
@JHabc
@JHabc 9 ай бұрын
Came here to say the exact same thing! I’m not on a pump, but unless you have a phd in me, please let me manage my own insulin. And don’t give dietary a bunch of restrictions for my diet. I know how to make good choices, and I don’t want to have to fight dietary over some arbitrary rules every time I try to order a meal.
@MissKoemiko
@MissKoemiko 9 ай бұрын
The look on the nurse’s face when she realizes that one of the docs swiped her stethoscope, too real 😂
@matthewhall5571
@matthewhall5571 9 ай бұрын
Bad move. The night shift nurses know where the docs sleep in the call rooms.
@helenbunnehmummeh5154
@helenbunnehmummeh5154 9 ай бұрын
“Fine, I’ll do it” The mantra of every health professional just before they go off sick with burnout.
@fuzyfuzfuz2
@fuzyfuzfuz2 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@MeganKugs
@MeganKugs 9 ай бұрын
“Blood cells…..there aren’t enough of them” and “backwards pancreas” took me completely out. God I love this man, his delivery is perfect and it honestly feels like these are separate people.
@UmairLad
@UmairLad 5 ай бұрын
I’m applying for residency and my dad is an ortho. He just blanks out whenever asked about anything medicine related 😂
@20storiesunder
@20storiesunder 9 ай бұрын
Ortho is cunningly brutal! Or was it brutally cunning?
@jazzy4830
@jazzy4830 9 ай бұрын
You're thinking of Gorkthopedic (or possibly Morkthopedic) surgeon bro.
@troymcintire2423
@troymcintire2423 9 ай бұрын
Orthbro the Pain Boi
@alexmccutcheon10
@alexmccutcheon10 9 ай бұрын
I was not expecting ork memes here but I am so happy
@geraldholt2755
@geraldholt2755 9 ай бұрын
We don't allow xenos medicine here, scum. I've notified the inquisition.
@todd5640
@todd5640 9 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
@JelloThatsMellow
@JelloThatsMellow 9 ай бұрын
And he still got em to do it
@luciexo2821
@luciexo2821 9 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like Ortho would give the best hugs? Like the kind of hugs that are the only thing that can get you to stop ugly sobbing in the supply closet and get back on the floor when everything is just broken.
@ludmilamaiolini6811
@ludmilamaiolini6811 9 ай бұрын
I love that internal medicine realized that ortho’s plan to fool them might have worked
@janelynn2560
@janelynn2560 9 ай бұрын
I love seeing Ortho (Bone Bro) back in the skits. He definitely has a one track mind 😂
@ConstantlyDamaged
@ConstantlyDamaged 9 ай бұрын
The bright smile when Ortho Bro's dream comes true- It's beautiful!
@neuroqueercoach
@neuroqueercoach 9 ай бұрын
I was referred to orthopedics recently for my eds complication, and all I could think of was "but it's not about bones!"...and then they asked me for an xray, and I thought "but...its not about bones... 😑" 😂😂
@ambitionroad
@ambitionroad 9 ай бұрын
that's a medical problem not a bone problem! what the heck
@IsyAweigh
@IsyAweigh 9 ай бұрын
Here's hoping your ortho has a bead on connective tissue. It's *supposed* to be part of Ortho's remit, or at least it used to be!
@lenmrt
@lenmrt 9 ай бұрын
Xray tech here. One of the complications of EDS might be arthritis so an xray actually makes some sense i think
@jhe9488
@jhe9488 9 ай бұрын
@@ambitionroadit’s very much an orthopedic issue if your EDS causes you to dislocate your joints all the time…PS ortho isn’t just bones. It’s bones, joints, ligaments, tendons and sometimes even nerves and blood vessels.
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 9 ай бұрын
​@@jhe9488Thank you!
@SKY-wt2pp
@SKY-wt2pp 9 ай бұрын
I work in ORs and heard one of the best back and forth conversations between an ortho consultant bro and an ortho reg bro just recently. It went a little like this.... Ortho Consultant 'Did you get some loupes for theatre?' Ortho reg 'Yeah, I did. I can't believe the hospital barely has any, so I brought my own' Ortho consultant 'Oh really, you buy some?' Ortho reg 'Yep, NIKE one's' Ortho consultant 'Oh shit, I want some of those bro'. I seriously had to stop myself from laughing out loud.
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP 9 ай бұрын
We call that weaponized incompetence 😅
@jonidad5564
@jonidad5564 9 ай бұрын
You can‘t even get mad at ortho, he‘s so sweet ☺️
@whooobie
@whooobie 9 ай бұрын
As a hospitalist coder whose doctors are contracted to consult with nearby orthopedic hospital, I imagine that this scenario is maybe why they agreed to just be consults for all of orthopedic hospital's admissions. 😂
@rebeccacrockett8334
@rebeccacrockett8334 9 ай бұрын
And I quote an ortho resident, " we are the smartest kids in med school. Then become the dumbest interns" you nailed it.
@barbaragonzales5944
@barbaragonzales5944 Ай бұрын
I always used to say that!! Not as a joke, it was something I observed during residency.
@user-ml2ms9xz8e
@user-ml2ms9xz8e 9 ай бұрын
Hyposodiuminemia is beyond hilarious🤣🤣. The whole sketch is gold! Internal med doc here...
@andiskene7346
@andiskene7346 9 ай бұрын
Oof, I've had bad guts, bro, and it's no bueno. Can't say I've experienced googly eyes though.😂
@robertgibbs6154
@robertgibbs6154 9 ай бұрын
I love how ortho bro gave the same blank stare a husband gives when asked to fold the laundry. Smiles when internal medicine/wife give in and "fine. I'll do it myself."
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 9 ай бұрын
Because IM will get just as mad about messing up medicine orders as my wife will when I fold the towels wrong. Apparently I had been folding towels wrong for 28 years 😂
@judew.5872
@judew.5872 9 ай бұрын
​@@nickcarroll8565It's VERY important not to fold towels the wrong way. If you do, then they won't dry as well and will wear out faster.
@neuralnetwork17
@neuralnetwork17 9 ай бұрын
@@judew.5872 Are you telling us you're folding wet towels?
@Ikajo
@Ikajo 9 ай бұрын
A guy who can't even manage to fold laundry is doing it on purpose. It is certainly weaponised incompetence. Do it, and you will find yourself without a wife. You're a grown man. Act like it.
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 9 ай бұрын
​@@Ikajo exactly. It's laundry, not quantum physics. I learned how to do laundry before I was 10, full grown adults have no excuse.
@ishgumi44
@ishgumi44 9 ай бұрын
"The right heart.. is fighting the left heart." Precious. It's a ticking time bomb..
@Miss_Dis
@Miss_Dis 9 ай бұрын
Saw the earlier comment Ortho is like a golden retriever and holy moly it's true, a goofball who is secretly intelligent
@casey6556
@casey6556 9 ай бұрын
Ortho saying "brother" rather than "bro" in that headwear strikes me as less "Ortho pretending to not be Ortho" and much more "Hulk Hogan" LMAO
@bionda470
@bionda470 9 ай бұрын
My dad just went through surgery for an adenoma in the hypophysis and they told hem that he could get hyponatremia. When he said hypo sodium anemia i was dying
@tamaramartin4015
@tamaramartin4015 9 ай бұрын
Sugar Bro is so happy his area got mentioned 😁
@robertstruble5952
@robertstruble5952 9 ай бұрын
Pause, look at palm as a crib sheet....classic and well done!
@Liriq
@Liriq 9 ай бұрын
Oh this was so good 😅😅. Ortho is just great, and you, Dr. G, are a genius.
@justynas1167
@justynas1167 9 ай бұрын
This is the equivalent of someone who refuses to learn how to do the laundry correctly so someone else always has to do it 👀
@pewpew4545
@pewpew4545 9 ай бұрын
The right heart is fighting the left heart is my new favourite way to describe chf
@athena3016
@athena3016 9 ай бұрын
Internal: Just put them on an insulin sliding scale. Ortho: *dial-up Internet noises* 😂
@pixelated23-b9z
@pixelated23-b9z 9 ай бұрын
ortho skits are becoming my favorite
@christavernon4198
@christavernon4198 9 ай бұрын
As someone on their ortho rotation, I am DYING rn 😂😂
@almaraNZ
@almaraNZ 9 ай бұрын
I laughed. I giggled about blood cells because tbh that's how I've done handover when we've had haematology boarder patients. "Ain't got no blood cells. This is suboptimal." But fully burst into laughter at 'where did you get that stethoscope' because my thought was "you stole it from the frickin nurses station you #&£+#-£-#" and then I was immediatley proven correct and my rage honoured
@Lordgeorge16
@Lordgeorge16 9 ай бұрын
Love Ortho's goofy-ass smile at the end. Easily my favorite character of the bunch!
@lcolsen22
@lcolsen22 8 ай бұрын
Just the delivery on "blood cells, there's not enough of them", i know that this will become yet another phrase i unapologetically throw into casual conversation.
@xionmemoria
@xionmemoria 9 ай бұрын
My ortho is trying very hard to pretend I don't need further surgery and is coming up with the craziest potential diagnoses. I had the great privilege of hearing him argue with my rheumatologist. O: Have you done a muscle biopsy to check for Myasthenia Gravis? R: . . . Of only the left leg? O: Myositis could also cause- R: OF ONLY THE LEFT LEG???
@MullingInk
@MullingInk 9 ай бұрын
Oh, I’m so glad your rheumatologist is arguing for you! Some of the myasthenia gravis tests are pure torture. Sending you the best of luck and outcomes with the surgery or non-surgery option that’s decided on.
@Dsdcain
@Dsdcain 7 ай бұрын
Can't help it. I love Ortho. He's like a cuddly little kitten who just wants love. Or something like that.
@Draco137YT
@Draco137YT 9 ай бұрын
All of those conditions sound like stuff House would accidentally discover.
@NREAL01
@NREAL01 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂As an Internal Medicine physician I almost fainted from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂.... I do hate to deal with Ortho post op patients though 😒😒😒
@sheilavillamil4195
@sheilavillamil4195 9 ай бұрын
Because of the docs, I hope.
@dfeuer
@dfeuer 9 ай бұрын
Are orthopedic surgeons really that incompetent about medicine? How do they get away with it?
@jhe9488
@jhe9488 9 ай бұрын
@@dfeueryes and no. Yes because we never deal with medical issues so we forget what we learned in medical school and beginning of residency. Also no because it’s one of the most competitive specialties so most of us were good at medicine at some point and probably graduated top of the class in med school, but have put in zero effort to maintain that knowledge because we would rather do surgery.
@franug
@franug 9 ай бұрын
​@dfeuer I think in any career where you get so specialized in something, you just forget about the generalities. Ask a M&A lawyer if he remembers criminal law, for example.
@dfeuer
@dfeuer 9 ай бұрын
@@franug Sure, but I'd expect an orthopedic surgeon to have to take patients' medical status into account *all the time*.
@lizard3755
@lizard3755 9 ай бұрын
I love the glasses, it was a nice touch. I applaud ortho's novel approach; it's very "hello, fellow kids."
@ippapp2
@ippapp2 9 ай бұрын
This is so accurate, speaking as orthopedic surgeon LMAO
@JennyG.COW5
@JennyG.COW5 7 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I think this is how us patients try to describe our symptoms or how we try to explain our issues with loved ones! 😄👍❤️
@clarisarosenfield7048
@clarisarosenfield7048 9 ай бұрын
This is gold! So needed a giggle and smile today :) Thank you!
@Aedantus
@Aedantus 9 ай бұрын
the humors are out of balance
@danielmaggard4923
@danielmaggard4923 9 ай бұрын
Love your chanel, I'd love to see a chaplain character!
@Coerciveutopian
@Coerciveutopian 9 ай бұрын
ok ok, but how much fluid IS inside a patient???
@davardi
@davardi 9 ай бұрын
Weaponized incompetence, Ortho edition.
@mineown1861
@mineown1861 9 ай бұрын
Knew it was a ruse as soon as I spotted ortho with a stethoscope.
@007bistromath
@007bistromath 9 ай бұрын
Hey, not enough blood cells and the heart fighting itself can totally happen
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 9 ай бұрын
That OR nurse is gonna strangle ortho with her stethoscope next time they're alone in the break room. 😂
@thomasrogers8239
@thomasrogers8239 9 ай бұрын
"The blood cells, there's not enough of them."
@christopheperson7810
@christopheperson7810 9 ай бұрын
medicine wearing the gingham shirt is spot on
@angelomerte7431
@angelomerte7431 9 ай бұрын
Best one so far. Never laughed so hard 😂😂😂
@CJonestheSteam72
@CJonestheSteam72 9 ай бұрын
Thanks, needed that, giggling for ages 💖
@HappilyCarnivore
@HappilyCarnivore 9 ай бұрын
"The patient's eyeballs ... They are googly." lmao!!
@agailparsons
@agailparsons 9 ай бұрын
Ortho's blank stare was perfect🤣
@nivavicmarecsal3522
@nivavicmarecsal3522 9 ай бұрын
2+ 😂😂😂 best joke you've written yet
@rafael-rossi
@rafael-rossi 9 ай бұрын
These skits really are amazingly funny. =D
@msshellm8154
@msshellm8154 9 ай бұрын
O.M.G! I didn't 'see' the glasses or stethoscope lol just too focussed on the stumbley, Ortho, word salad lmao Nice one 💜
@nk6763
@nk6763 6 ай бұрын
I love Ortho's blank "you know I don't know this, bro" stare...
@erinnorwood6124
@erinnorwood6124 9 ай бұрын
Lol. Thank you. I needed this this week
@dciceberg9224
@dciceberg9224 9 ай бұрын
I just finished my Internal medicine rotation and im on Ortho at the moment. Now, when I consult medicine, I refer to my coleagues as "medicine bros"
@kateps1874
@kateps1874 9 ай бұрын
Many years ago my 1st husband was asked to wipe down the (waxed) kitchen floor so I could shower before 4 important guests (for his career) arrived. He used windex and a mop (how to melt and smear wax all over the floor while also trapping in food particles). Needless to say, I never asked him to do that again! He later said he couldn't understand why the floor kept looking worse and worse while he was mopping. And THAT is how you learn to pick your battles by letting some things go. Good luck, Internal Medicine! Suckers!
@yaboicolleen
@yaboicolleen 9 ай бұрын
Why the fuck was he using Windex on the floor?????
@freden9234
@freden9234 9 ай бұрын
I’m laughing out loud! This brings back lots of fun memories from work….
@cticu
@cticu 3 ай бұрын
“Where did you get that stethoscope” is PRICELESS
@rxanime535
@rxanime535 9 ай бұрын
Infectious Disease vs Infected hardware Infectious disease vs superficial wound cultures. I need these vids.
@waffles3629
@waffles3629 9 ай бұрын
Lol. Meanwhile after my hysterectomy I needed meds for my migraine (which was totally expected and discussed beforehand) and I just told my gynecologist what meds I got from my neurologist and neuro just let her order it no problem. It does help I'd been getting them for five years at that point and gave not just the names but also dosage. Made it really easy for everyone.
@househoney
@househoney 3 ай бұрын
It’s that Ortho slow-blink toward the end that had me giggling.
@wrathofainz
@wrathofainz 9 ай бұрын
The blood cells, there are _not_ enough of them..." actually made me laugh.
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