7:12 Force = mass x acceleration ---> F = kg x m/s squared F = 200kg (weight of Fireblade) x 31.2928m/s (70Mph/2.237) F = 6258.56N Convert that into kilogram force which is equal to the magnitude of force exerted by one kilogram of mass in a 9.80665 m/s2 gravitational field. Basically how much weight you have been slapped in the face with. Kgf = 638.195 Kg
@FortyFourTeeth4 жыл бұрын
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
@harveycool24 жыл бұрын
Ever thought about going in them slapping competitions you see on KZbin ? 😂😂
@RUNDMC14 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Hatfield This assumes that Al’s face slowed the blade from 70mph to zero in one second - not actually that likely. I’d prefer to do the sum based on energy dissipated by Al’s mug at E = 0.5mv(squared). Either way it’s the least pleasant way to open your visor I can think of! 😱
@ross55064 жыл бұрын
Grade 10 advance mathematics, here in Canada back in the mid 1980s. Today I bet a engineering University students could not even come up with that formula.
@ross55064 жыл бұрын
@@RUNDMC1 okay let's not get really technical, then you can factor wind speed, etc. It K.O him!
@Nexus-64 жыл бұрын
Some people take an arrow to the knee, Statham takes a Fireblade to the face. Jesus christ..
@FortyFourTeeth4 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, I bet the real Jason Statham hasn’t gone that hardcore 😂
@Nexus-64 жыл бұрын
@44Teeth Alastair, you're the real deal, you do your own stunts. You and Mossy are true madmen! 🍻
@HalfdeadRider4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@848evo44 жыл бұрын
@@FortyFourTeeth much respect Al
@sinki198419844 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that laugh so early in the morning.
@knopv4 жыл бұрын
Mossey: "...some say that I'm yet to recover..." f*ing brilliant
@peterflanagan35864 жыл бұрын
Fireblade to the head explains alot ...
@wannial1014 жыл бұрын
I hate that i can only upvote this once...
@peterbalac19154 жыл бұрын
2nd that 😂😂👌
@dentistguba4 жыл бұрын
His hair was never the same again.
@manusk404 жыл бұрын
Jason Statham and his father talking about their crashes. Good to see some family bonding on this channel
@jaybabe77674 жыл бұрын
More like Jason Stathoneyham
@cpnoshow82643 жыл бұрын
@@jaybabe7767 🤣
@chaplad254 жыл бұрын
had me cringing in second hand pain for a good 30 mins, cheers lads
@PCERules4 жыл бұрын
War stories - at least you're both here to tell them - why you wear gear!
@gerardmontgomery2804 жыл бұрын
Mossy is clearly leader of the 12 O'Clock club.
@nzvii7434 жыл бұрын
"theres a reward for it's safe return" not gonna lie lost it completely 😂 awesome vid thoroughly enjoyed that for 30 odd mins
@super8hell4 жыл бұрын
Mossy is transitioning into a game streamer. The gaming headset is on already.
@SINIS0RSA4 жыл бұрын
He is only missing TWO key elements of a popular game streamer..
@ferrumignis4 жыл бұрын
@@SINIS0RSA 😄
@iamtherealzombie4 жыл бұрын
Gaming streamers have way more LED lights in their headsets
@ikbendusan4 жыл бұрын
doesn't sound like he's using the microphone though lol
@ClaudeSac4 жыл бұрын
Dušan Pešić he borrowed a mice from MCN, I guess. MCN has a way with all things audio...
@Cuzzazbuzz4 жыл бұрын
It’s always at the ‘end of the day’ when your guard is down. BTW I could listen to you two for days. Keep it up chaps.
@kuhndj674 жыл бұрын
Glad you're both still with us after all that excitement.
@MrPADDYOT4 жыл бұрын
I felt that GSXR falling over at the beginning in my bones.
@zedddddful4 жыл бұрын
Ah was it a gsxr I thought it was a RG I feel a bit better about it now not much mind 😅
@Nexus-64 жыл бұрын
Mossy and those 2am wheelies..
@Desmo9044 жыл бұрын
I did that with my old GPz600R. I was young and stupid and changing the fork springs on the side stand...(sigh) got the 2nd fork top off "Timberrrrrrr" forks compress completely and the bike topples over away from me against a brick wall. What was a lovely paint job wasn't anymore. Worst of it was that when the fork top came off it shot off with a fair force and the large bit hit me in the chin! What a tit.
@Jayrell4204 жыл бұрын
Same
@HalfdeadRider4 жыл бұрын
@@Desmo904 😂😂
@CajunGreenMan4 жыл бұрын
'Reward offered for the safe return of the lower third of my kneecap.' Busted out laughing! Gotta remember that one. Somebody had to be the first to turn in too early, congrats Al! Great video!
@Google_Does_Evil_Now2 жыл бұрын
29:00 it's there where he says it.
@select8994 жыл бұрын
Fagan getting back on a bike 3 weeks after that huuge off at knock hill shows two wheels is in his blood, bravo sir!
@mickeypopa4 жыл бұрын
In his blood, just not in his hands unfortunately. 😂
@abellopes154 жыл бұрын
Never had seen a K3 1000 from below. Proper talk boys, thank you!
@space.youtube4 жыл бұрын
24:35 "I've never had a head injury like it" Those two head twitches immediately after? Were you taking the piss? If not, scary stuff. Bike racing is a brutal business, a bit like horse racing. The public doesn't often see the nags that perish behind screens, or end up at the glue factory for not being fast or durable enough. But for every champion there must hundreds/thousands of broken aspirants who bare the scars of participation. The thing that struck me most was the honesty and appreciation for each others experience. The stuff that wasn't said, that didn't require saying out loud but was understood with complete clarity nonetheless. If only people were as easy to fix as their machines. Thanks for sharing.
@evie65404 жыл бұрын
i dont need ketamine to visualise my Mrs as a cow
@bobsyeruncle48414 жыл бұрын
LOL heeeeeeee
@imsatanscott4 жыл бұрын
10/10
@thedogfather-yu2ob4 жыл бұрын
A few days a month is enough to do that if you know what I mean ;) haha
@DoRC4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought they were in the same room at first?
@HalfdeadRider4 жыл бұрын
I did for a split second lol
@noaddiction31944 жыл бұрын
me too
@stpbasss37734 жыл бұрын
Wait...... what lmao holy shit
@ozgotsoul3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this vid lads - I've had a couple of crashes where I had no idea what happened or why, it beats you up mentally. Hearing that it even happens to regular, high level riders such as yourselves is comforting somehow - not cos you got hurt, but thanks for sharing the stories 👍
@pkpropertysolutionsltd7014 жыл бұрын
You guys are pretty epic, and humble really. Enjoyed the live chat with teapot1, showed you in a different light to a different Audience.
@Your.Best.Friend4 жыл бұрын
Glad these two guys had a chance to have this therapy. And you can tell looking at them this is exactly the effect it had on them. Glad these boys have recovered and still ride. Thanks fellas
@primitivemass4 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, you boys must be full of metal! Respect for getting back out on track after those crashes Al 👏🏻🙌🏻
@alf96384 жыл бұрын
This was honestly a captivating and riveting chat guys...veteran heroes recounting legendary battles and war wounds. Epic.
@JohSno4 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys for talking about it. It realy takes some streanght and courage to discaus a life threatening crashes. Been there, done that. 17 days in hospital, and worst part it was hit and run, I was left on the side of the road...
@Bi6M4C4 жыл бұрын
24:36 just thinking about his near death experience gave him a nervous tick .. damn tough times :/
@WiltshireSportingShooter4 жыл бұрын
Mossy = Legend 🤟
@alterglobo4 жыл бұрын
Invaluable tales. I realise how immensely lucky I have been thus far. It even tells me more about what riding really means.
@thomasphilyaw85934 жыл бұрын
Has to be one of the best interview/ story telling videos ever. Great stories and hope to see more of this.
@DeFausti4 жыл бұрын
Damn some scary stuff there, it's a good reminder to be careful on those wonderful machines. Thanks for sharing :)
@3doorpete4 жыл бұрын
Great lockdown stories guys. I have a few good ones over 25 years as a road/ trackday hero, then listen to you boys!! Fair play and glad you are still here!
@steffydog4 жыл бұрын
This has so cheered me up as I sit here with a smashed shoulder from a bike crash, cheers gents, keep well
@anthonybridger71264 жыл бұрын
Hi lads always had respect for you guys watching over the years but hearing the honesty with some of the stories and listening about the horrific injuries to body and mind my respect has massively grown... Thanks for sharing lads STAY SAFE
@frankymacf3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the honesty lads. Well done for sticking at it.
@michaelhoward1424 жыл бұрын
I TOTALLY know what Mossy meant about deer strikes and being struck by lightning. The first one I hit in 2011 didn't really faze me at all. Like you, I just kind of figured, "Eh, it's one of those once in a lifetime things". But when I hit another in 2014, it really messed up my mind and, six years later, I'm STILL paranoid about riding on highways, constantly watching the sides of the road for that damn deer that's going to leap out in front of me.
@luthermclain29594 жыл бұрын
Still paralyzed with laughter. Thanks boys! Brilliant! Glad you're all still good across the pond. Cheers!
@damiene95634 жыл бұрын
Enjoying these stories almost as much as the reviews boys...glad your both still here anyway.
@cem3304 жыл бұрын
I spent a gap year at a publication house back in 2003 as 'Staff Writer' and got to meet Mossy a few times, if only briefly. I was 22 back then, properly wet behind the ears so doubt he'd even remember me. Was very highly regarded for his skills (riding and writing) by Editorial. Seemed like a fun guy to hang with.
@ragerider62834 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Mossy's stories all day. Great stuff. Also didn't realise how banged up Statham's been. Lucky to be with us by the sounds of it!
@BikerDarren244 жыл бұрын
Fantastic stories guys, just makes you more aware of how lucky some people can be in crashes and unlucky 🤣
@gregsoucie4 жыл бұрын
Man. Glad you both came through those! Mossys TT crash sounded horrifying and that Fireblade in the face. Damn. Not a racer, but this is definitely a reminder to me to ride within my limits on the roads and, when I eventually get to it, track days. Best wishes lads.
@Fastade804 жыл бұрын
Brilliant subject lads, needed this, enjoyed it thank you 🙏🏻
@motorcyclegarage23074 жыл бұрын
How you two boys are still here, giving us brilliant entertainment, is a mirical!
@ride4funnomg1034 жыл бұрын
Recovery from physical injury is easier than the mental recovery in regards to motorcycle crash. Confidence is everything, when it’s lost some never regain it.
@thomasvickery56024 жыл бұрын
Fagan...I cant believe theres a crash that beats number 2...you truly are superman!
@ghollidge4 жыл бұрын
I haven't got a clue how Fagan is alive after that bike hitting his head. Many other riders wouldn't of survived it, maybe it was is double chin that saved him haha
@nyedavis9224 жыл бұрын
Maybe he didn't have a double chin beforehand. His chin acted as a crumplezone and saved his life
@CNDUK-q8r4 жыл бұрын
I must admit I haven't enjoyed a video quite so much for a long time. Generally we've all bitten the dirt a few times as bikers so we can share your pain. Two gutsy blokes doing what you do best.... falling off bikes!
@mortorv20304 жыл бұрын
Mossy looks like he's doing the horses 😂. Great stuff lads 👍
@brunostudley21914 жыл бұрын
Bikers stories are just the best, never get tired of listening to this stuff. Pair of legends 💪🏻👍🏻
@wrightracing114 жыл бұрын
I remember the Anglesey Fireblade well Al! Made a nice crack too! Marshals running to the moving guy but leaving the still chap on the circuit. The morphine texts from the Welsh hospital were better than the crash!! Hope you’re well man, good to see the channel and 44T taking off. G #11
@FortyFourTeeth4 жыл бұрын
Hi G! Hope you’re well mate. Been too long
@RRSmurf4 жыл бұрын
Great video, well presented and bloody entertaining! Glad you're both still around to go down nostalgia lane with us 👍🏼
@robholloway59354 жыл бұрын
Wow, thankfully you are both laughing and here to tell the tail 😂 Respect 😇😁
@patchthesinclair58963 жыл бұрын
The superbike school stunt at the end... I did that at Cadwell. My lesson was don't look too far ahead, don't look over the grass cos you go where you look!
@64nine4 жыл бұрын
When I started riding I was told it's not if but when, may we all be safe and stay upright!!
@brucekendall524 жыл бұрын
Glad you guys have come through all this to be able to share the extreme moments with us.Thks a mill.JHB-SA.
@volt86844 жыл бұрын
Glued to it, you are human after all as opposed to superhuman. Love chemistry between u 2. Been riding for 45 yrs, had a few crashes including a superman impression flying in the air over a car,............ however at 61 crashed my mountain bike last year went over a 30ft sheer drop and hit a tree fractured my skull, eye socket, broke shoulder, and achilles tendon all at 15 mph. 😂😂😂keep mossey on the channel. Love it
@Rus5ell2 жыл бұрын
thank you for the very interesting and humbling crash stories guys. safe riding everyone
@gttpete4 жыл бұрын
Love this kind of content on 44 Teeth, Mossy's a fucking legend, more like this please Statham.
@garrycoates21474 жыл бұрын
Do not know these guys but really enjoyed the stories. I think Fagan was the winner with the head high tackle from another bike. No wonder he has out of body experiences.
@hackrides21704 жыл бұрын
What timing for this video! About a decade of riding and I had my first crash 3 days ago. Gear saved my ass but the 6R is gone for a couple of months at least. Might even get totalled. Still feels like I'm having a nightmare that I just can't seem to wake up from.
@Wilberon_McBane4 жыл бұрын
This was a fantastic little piece. Had me in stitches........ 😂😂😂
@docmoto64774 жыл бұрын
Good show boys, but Mossy sounds like he is talking into a soup can😂
@ClaudeSac4 жыл бұрын
He had his audio training from the boys at MCN.
@daveverdonschot79564 жыл бұрын
Chicken or tomato?
@612crue4 жыл бұрын
Great video guys. It sucks that it took some gnarly incidents for the content, but we can all relate to that feeling of knowing you’ve done a boo-boo. Stay safe out there boys
@lazartsaprev25804 жыл бұрын
I am fan of how real both of you are
@duchenelucas4 жыл бұрын
Perfect story telling ! Thanks for sharing ! Both your caps looks so cool !
@DanceMusic19574 жыл бұрын
Hahahah what an excellent video totally loved it too bits, not because of the injuries just the stories more of this stuff guys ....Brilliant 👍
@johnswanson69944 жыл бұрын
Two gifted riders in their time, yet they paid dearly to advance their skill set. The passion to continue against such pain and adversity boggles the mind.
@fjtwelve4 жыл бұрын
Good stories, and unlike the average pub crash stories you weren't trying to outdo one another, no "mines a bigger crash than yours" . Carrying on after being through the grinder takes some strength, hadn't realised how badly Al had been broken at various times. I've had the nearly hit a deer experience too, one night in the dark, used up one of the 9 lives I think. ATGATT boys and girls
@stephencartwright50464 жыл бұрын
Mossey, I am so glad someone else made that mistake at Brands. I had often been there. Then after a break I returned to find that chicane had appeared. I managed to park up to the axles in the gravel. It was the first lap of practise. Had to sit on the tyre wall until practise was over so the marshals could dig it (FZR1000) out.
@deankayes694 жыл бұрын
Great chat fellas. Got to say a Fireblade to the head sounds mighty scary. Well done enjoyed the tales of woe.
@cisium11844 жыл бұрын
Deer are brutal. Come out of nowhere and movement is totally unpredictable. Not to mention they're covered with ticks.
@stpbasss37734 жыл бұрын
Crazy fuckers lol I lived in the Rockies in Colorado and I have almost died many times from those suicidal pricks 😂
@britishbikermike19974 жыл бұрын
I generally thought they were acc sitting next to each other at first lol but his face as he dropped the GSXR slabside hilarious 🤣🤣
@MarkRLeach4 жыл бұрын
Just watched that for the second time. Excellent again. Thanks!
@grenvillephillips69984 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys, it must have been pretty traumatic to remember by the look of some of the expressions, but totally impressed by the guts needed to return to the saddle.
@aaronli41714 жыл бұрын
Amazing vid, watched from start to end, guess we all love listening to painful stories. My body subconsciously hurts in different spots now.
@hubert11424 жыл бұрын
Comments on 44t vids are pushing the fun to 110%, awesome community. Great content bois. We still need an episode completely dedicated to James, that'd be awesome. And please stock up on hoodies and black and white stickers if you can, we don't know what to do with money now when everything is closed. Btw I think Mossy's still using his laptop mic in this vid and not his headphones mic.
@allansrensen14804 жыл бұрын
Glad you guys are still with us - that's some gnarly craches :(
@JBLMotovlogs4 жыл бұрын
Great video as always guys! Nice to see spirits sill high :) and especially taking light of rubbish situations ;) Stay Safe gentlemen
@MUNRO134 жыл бұрын
So glad you’re both OK after all that. I absolutely hate when people crash.
@Beaver3143 жыл бұрын
thanks guys. now i'm anxious about everything i'll come across.
@randersson36724 жыл бұрын
Makes one humble watching this 🤕😐 Thanks for this video, really 👍🏆
@iandavies66204 жыл бұрын
You two together are just great! So entertaining!
@BenDavies19774 жыл бұрын
Fagan, I've went to Odstock hospital near Salisbury for a skin graft as a child, they are amazing. They saved my right hand from amputation.
@ReferenceFidelityComponents4 жыл бұрын
"...run tight in a cirner" LMAO!😂. I really sympathise with you Fagan. I'm 53 now and depend on opioids and gabapentin every single solitary day to keep pain at bay so bad it would cripple me otherwise. My accidents haven't been as bad as yours but in biking I've hit a bullock which walked out from a gap in a stone wall, hit a fox, hit a deer at 70mph, a pheasant and a bat!!! I've damaged my spine, femur, hip dislocated my shoulder, broken ribs, my fingers, damaged my pelvis, neck, wrist, scaphoid, thumb...the list goes on. I feel for you because I know that when you hit your 50's, all those injuries will come back to haunt you. I can just cope with the pain but my biggest regret was several years afo having to sell my gorgeous gen1 RSVR Colin Edwards replica Aprilia Mille which rode, sounded and looked stunning. It was one of only 40 ever imported and I had it 6 years. I just couldn't ride sportsbikes anymore as my spine had no flexibility and the hip surgery left restricted movement too. I tried a tiger 1200 but the weight was too much...I now hate to admit it but I ride GSA1200, the one bike I said I'd never be seen dead on but to my surprise I love it. So still able to ride but not sportsbikes. I sincerely hope that you never have to suffer the 24/7 pain that tortures me but ut sounds like you've at least had excellent medical care which I never got...cock ups by one consultant in fact resulted in temporary paralysis in my case. All the best bud, stay safe and enjoy your riding mate.
@a.h.93244 жыл бұрын
You guys are pulling a Brene Brown moment with these stories!!! LOL!!! So glad you are here to share them with us.
@garynewcombe19514 жыл бұрын
Great video lads , glad you are both still with us to tell the tales. Some brilliant still pics 😂👍
@andrewpotter-cobbold99464 жыл бұрын
What a brilliant video. Well done lads. !!
@outrun4047 Жыл бұрын
had my bike crush me at 60 and only had my collarbone break, you two are made of steel sheesh
@gliddofglood4 жыл бұрын
This just confirms what I have always thought: if you want to be fast, you have to prepared to do hospital time. If you mess with kinetic energy it will eventually mess with you. I know the sound of smashing plastic and scraping aluminium only too well - it sounds like many many banknotes being ripped up - your future earnings - but at least I have stayed out of hospital. Ergo: I am not fast.
@jerrej13994 жыл бұрын
Deer are crazy I've hit two in my time one on a RGV250 and another in a Golf GTi, the damage they cause is unreal, I heard Dusk & Dawn are the worst times for it apparently.
@lynsmith10964 жыл бұрын
Great video guys. Glad that both of you are here to tell your tales.
@petercarr65994 жыл бұрын
Thank God you 2 are still here to tell your stories. Thanks for another great watch lads. 😆
@tomymotocare70003 жыл бұрын
That picture at 12.55 is the best desktop background Fagan next to fireblade
@danielsmith52804 жыл бұрын
Great entertainment boys! Love the channel, always look forward to the uploads all the way from Australia.
@wolfurine4 жыл бұрын
I was only just sifting through all the old 44T vids to see if there was any I hadn't watched because BBB is finished 😀👍
@wolfurine4 жыл бұрын
That was bloody hilarious by the way (i mean injuries & near-death notwithstanding)!!! Good job Al & Mossy!!! 🍻
@xl4474 жыл бұрын
Certainly raised some smiles this end, thanks boys.
@hipposnakeyo4 жыл бұрын
Holy cow glad to know I’m not the only one run off the inside of a turn lol
@rowlyrob4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing chaps! Making my lockdown bearable.
@terrybrooks71404 жыл бұрын
Nice to see some of your journey don't know if I would get back on a bike after some of them crashes we have a local lad was on crutches hobbling round our local cafes for a while don't know how he gets back on bikes and managed to win 5 tts in one year legend.
@_marcus_does_4 жыл бұрын
Just watched this with the wife to show her I ain't the only Wally! Great stories and glad your here to tell them.