Ranking Our Fan's Embarrassing Stories | Chuckle Sandwich

[@killernazrat]

101 years of Chuckle Sandwich, what a great journey!

[@Wepium]

I can feel my bones rotting as I write this!

[@otisagnew]

HELP IM DISINTEGRATING LMAO

[@spap6407]

​@user-ib6of5nl5v ha ha I still have my boahhhhhhh ahhhhh HELP HELP ME AHHHH HELP

[@Fizzab12]

AND ITS BEEN WELL WORTH IT

[@DizzyEyes94]

And thank GOD it's finally over

[@laurenrose8183]

timestamps: starts 00:00 ends 1:00:30

[@MrSimpleton]

Thankyou!!!!

[@laurenrose8183]

@@MrSimpletonyoure so welcome!

[@big_neek]

Negawatt negawatt negawatt negawatt negawatt

[@LexiWoodhead]

Thank you so much!

[@emmathelovewitch]

thankssss

[@strqwberrily]

hi shart and toot, this is ginny the incident was in fact filmed and my dad still has the video unfortunately 👍

[@StaleBread5]

lol how is this not top comment

[@iexist6677]

shart and toot is weirdly cute

[@marie.luvs_xoxo]

its ok ginny we all have those days 😔

[@matthewclinton3338]

Schlatt going full Catholic sleeper agent after hearing the activation phrase of “Peace be with you” was one of the most hilarious and relatable things I have ever heard

[@kyle_mkwii1906]

Same here, that was actually amazing

[@amethystfox]

⟟ got church flashbacks fucking terrifying

[@gullagormur]

that happened literally as I read your comment that's kinda spooky town

[@RielLaFleur]

First comment to actually make me crack a loud belly laugh 😂

[@cjkn1158]

2 episodes of the chuckle sandwich podcast in less than 24 hours is a miracle

[@yourbasicninja]

Not just two episodes in one week, But an EARLY episode also?! now I can finally listen to a new episode while I'm at work! 😀

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reminiscing on your worst moments in life!

[@boi5738]

So real

[@samhands275]

You survived the worst moments of your life, blessed by God

[@russ_kulus]

tuckers set-up is real good now, great ep as usual.

[@Fleshdeficiency]

One of the boys!

[@maximusss0141]

I like how this is ironically not after Thanksgiving💀

[@kastoondaria1413]

Don't know what you're talking about it was 3 days ago

[@walkerw5087]

@@kastoondaria1413nuh uh

[@ericwilliams5343]

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENUE!

[@scj6693]

@@ericwilliams5343that’s right, we’re going back in time, to the first thanksgiving, to get turkeys off👏the👏menu

[@ericwilliams5343]

@@scj6693 YEAH, BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING

[@ryanfleshbourne3547]

This is the perfect podcast to listening to whilst having "schlex" with a pringles tube.

[@alenor210]

Which way though? Is the pringles tube topping or bottoming?

[@ryanfleshbourne3547]

@@alenor210 you'd know if you were a fuckin audio listener.

[@ATemplarIGuess]

​@@alenor210it's topping

[@R0ob1nN]

@@ryanfleshbourne3547as both an audio listener and a video watcher I can confirm: The Pringles can tops

[@KazumaEnjoyer]

⁠it’s bottoming, how do you not know this? Are you a VIDEO WATCHER? Are you one of THEM?

[@gabecord5174]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while lying about the date the podcast will be released!

[@Sithisine]

What do you mean, Thanksgiving was 3 days ago

[@kastoondaria1413]

Don't know what you're talking about it was 3 days ago

[@semperinumbra]

Merry Christmas

[@dennis_s]

Can you believe it? Christmas! Just a week away! ✨

[@t0xictymdbd515]

What’s literally wrong with these comments Thanksgiving is today this episode was released before noon If this is your funniest moment I feel sad I’d commit suicide honestly

[@Berryrn]

boy, I still remember episode 8,can't believe it's already been 2 years of chuckle sandwiching, thank you ben tennison and Johnny Schlittle for making 101 episodes of goofiness and silliness that fills up my gaping hole I call a soul.

[@bighairboi4205]

I was initially annoyed about them not pronouncing Calum right and making fun of my accent, but it feels deserved given what I did. Needless to say I was absolutely horrified when I checked the timestamps and saw that I made it into the episode.

[@strqwberrily]

same 😭

[@Dylan-xt3ms]

You did call him schlum ☠️

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Gotta keep my bootyhole away from u 😭😭

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Just straight fingering the homies huh 😭

[@mutantsandmemes]

Yeah, that's a very American pronunciation of Calum 😂 (although in fairness to them, most people spelt it "Callum" in my town). Also ofc they're gonna make fun of your accent bro - *it's Schlatt and Ted.* They love taking the piss of other people.

[@Quarter_Notes]

Ted: "By the time this episode comes out, it will be past thanksgiving" Schlatt: "Will it?!" Ted: "Yeah :)" Release Date: The Tuesday before Thanksgiving

[@JustARandomLesbian]

What do you mean? It’s already spring again.

[@SarahSoupster]

He never specified *which* thanksgiving..

[@Kale-mf3jb]

I love Tucker I’m a Tucker lover Tucker is my favorite character.

[@piper3778]

very based

[@sillywillywillysilly]

fuck the tucker haters

[@CattoeYum]

@@piper3778i love the cat in your profile picture so much

[@piper3778]

@@CattoeYum Thank you I love your kitty as well

[@CattoeYum]

@@piper3778 thank you I love cats!

[@vanwicklerfrankie4787]

My embarrassing moment is listening to this podcast in math class and me trying to suppress my laughter and everyone looking at me like I'm going insane

[@everything_enthusiast]

I listen to podcasts ALL the time in public and I get so embarrassed when I even smile

[@Saimurais]

This is the perfect podcast to fall asleep to and then wake up at 3 am hearing Jonathan Schlingus screaming his lungs out

[@sm_toxic4396]

This is the perfect podcast to listening to whilst procrastinating studying for your finals

[@abagofmilk1677]

haha that's facts man

[@Im-lost-pleaese-help]

Good luck, sure youll do great

[@Kamelialanarchist]

I love that schlatt's embarrassing story is sooo unrelatable, it was just a flex lmao

[@blxckcryztal]

its nice to see shat and ned together again after shat burnt down the house of a family of five 🥰

[@99revolutions]

shat and ned 😭

[@F23cOrk]

This is too consistent something must be wrong

[@daanvanavermaet9452]

Ted's trying to mask his new illegal activities by looking busy

[@danison]

true

[@godassasin8097]

"something's wrong i can feel it"

[@inklinggamer1019]

You think?

[@noneofthekings6501]

Like when something/someone gets the last burst of energy before passing

[@MakenzieGilchrist]

we will never forget what “schlatt“ did to charlie

[@Wepium]

Who's [NULL]? People keep saying that he was [REDACTED], but I really can't believe that Television and "shlat" would go that far...

[@slippyy6742]

Who’s Charlie?

[@Ancientmatt2010]

@@slippyy6742 if this isn't a joke he was a former podcast member his name is charlie slimecicle

[@MakenzieGilchrist]

@@Wepium they did. it was in a since deleted episode. his memory will always be forever remembered.

[@slippyy6742]

@@Ancientmatt2010 I’ve never heard of this Charlie person and I’ve watched the entire 100 episodes

[@BroodIMSL]

Keep pumping these out i work a blue collar labor intensive job and listen to these during work to pass the time. Makes my day a little less miserable

[@Rayuban]

This is the perfect podcast to comment something generic on in order to hide the fact that it's only been 16 minutes since the upload, and i haven't listened to more than 5 minutes of it yet

[@sincerely-insincere]

ted’s “hwaet” at 10:52 is so unbelievably fearful that i had to go back and watch it again

[@maddiedoes3571]

Ik he's harrowed as hell xD

[@henryboy3656]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to before Thanksgiving!

[@treydawg8]

Great episode, Turd and Shart.

[@Espurrita]

Jschlatt's embarrassing story forced me to pause and take a breather. God i just know those 3 employees went back to their wives (or husbands/partners) and kids and gathered round at the dinner table to talk about how dumb Jschlatt is.

[@somethingthe1]

I have to say that as an audio listener, I love it when the boys do visual bits it really is my favorite part of this truly epic podcast. Love what you guys are doing. Truly a podcast of all time ❤

[@Pearl_Islands724]

Nothing is as embarrassing as what Schlatt did to my family in '99!

[@dylanl3020]

16:09 Dude this is the first thing I thought of when I heard the question, in my mind they just sit there completely frozen until the intro is over.

[@CrunchyMotorsport]

Why is this podcast so consistent now? I am concerned

[@l1z4rd67]

don't worry they will probably stop posting for 3 weeks after this episode

[@Joshua.R.]

They filmed so many episodes before he died it’s like he’s stills here. R.I.P. Schlog

[@GamerS22864]

Schlatt has single handedly changed my perception of the word "bludgeoned"

[@justashmoe2448]

I can’t believe Ted launched my body through space and time to miss thanksgiving.

[@corvuliauxes]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reading the comments on the video!

[@rocketblast1940]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to BEFORE Thanksgiving

[@method8227]

So glad you guys put this out! Now I have something to listen to when I swerve into head on traffic!!!

[@maylyd859]

well at least Jackson's question fit right in with the embarrassing stuff

[@emmathelovewitch]

my favorite podcast ever thank you guys it’s actually so cool that it’s episode *101* like that’s insane

[@marandasmith1495]

24:32 I love it when Ted does this 😂 I dont even know why, its just my favorite

[@goodtimepoke]

@55:00 That isn’t embarrassing at all! As a pre-service educator, those kinds of questions are super valid and important to ask. If it’s not going to be on the test, why would it be in the review? That’s a frustrating thing that has happened to me with other professors, who have given reviews and study guides that didn’t prepare you for the test or exam. The entire point of summative and formative assessment is to test a specific skill, and the best way to do that is by only testing for that skill. So asking for any non-essential questions to be weeded out isn’t bad at all to do. The best educators take feedback in stride!

[@maxendermen]

When they talked about Pyongyang I was so caught off gaurd because I'm currently doing school work for the book "Pyongyang"

[@gibusmibus9468]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to this podcast

[@outcoded_gaming618]

So, the story at 26:41 is actually something that kinda happened to a friend of mine a year ago, he got a testicular torsion with his left nut, and he had to get it removed, for the following week, he had to relearn to walk. We called him the "one nut wonder"

[@meatsauce12]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to after thanksgiving

[@Orangienblue]

I can't believe thanksgiving is already over, wow time flies 3:55

[@ghosted-7815]

I love how schladdy said bless you to the sneezing guy and didn’t yell at him because I fully expected him to go off about how he was sneezing on the recording

[@deviouschimp4663]

Someone please animate them doing those dances during the intro 🤣

[@Sprw]

I've just gotta say, Sleg's jumper looks so comfy

[@chhrisis]

“You’re the only one still thinking about it” was some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten, just let it go! It’s that simple

[@cineaste485]

you guys are the mordecai and rigby of podcast hosts

[@Joslyn_8p]

I love you now

[@tss374]

We are getting sandwiched by chuckles this week

[@noahturner477]

ted’s predictions about the episodes can never be right, it was actually out early or on time for once 😭

[@error-err-1016]

Tub and "Schlong" (fly high big guy 🕊️) are so funny!!! 🤣 Bucker's alright I guess.

[@theomelon1818]

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[@annmarie1114]

I love when Schlatt starts quoting the Catholic Mass out of nowhere, truly favorite puppy

[@Rentalcarbashing]

Past 100 and during the 100th episode I was helping out at the set and Ted got up and walked towards me bashing all my joints and Schlatt and Tucker pointed and laughed

[@barfshorts5806]

101 episodes…thank goodness it’s finally over🙏

[@maximiliankratz]

My mom knew a guy in high school named William who had only one ball. He told people this, and gained the title “Willy One Nut.”

[@JamAttack]

54:40 still remember the day I proudly proclaimed being "sadistic" in front of all my highschool friends thinking it meant eccentric.

[@evancampos9870]

27:48 I have to say my testicular torsion was pretty embarrassing , I went camping and on the first day I hurt myself riding a bike, and told my mom my thighs and hips hurt. That trip was 3 days long and I complained about this pain the entire time, brushed off with “you’re fine quit complaining”. The day after I went to school and tried to avoid what I was told was chafing. Then I went home and immediately went to the hospital and had my ball removed. Came home to then watching a show and there was a guy with the nickname one-ball ****(wtv his name was) and everyone in the house was laughing at it. I had a bad week.

[@AluraVappy]

I remember riding my bike and I drove past a driveway as a car was trying to pull into it, I tried stopping but I hit the front brakes a bit too hard and flipped over my bike and absolutely ate shit. Except I wasn't embarrassed, I was just laughing uncontrollably. I found it so funny

[@ianmcgregor576]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to after Thanksgiving

[@lordreiman8352]

to springboard off what schlatt said at 56:06 in high school and whenever i tried to say this girl Isabela's name and it came out "ilabesa" and the boys did *not* let that shit slide by, i still fucking mess it up sometimes because they kept bringing it up😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@CK_5]

I just wanna say thank you to Ted for the correct pronunciation of Waltham at 4:50

[@cliffhamilton2857]

Good ole Walt-ham, not a far ride from War-chester. 😊

[@dizzy4198]

I love how Ted claimed he’d stop making assumptions about dates and is STILL confidently wrong about them every episode.

[@littlelair_lilly]

when schlatt pretended to eat the heart it reminded me of the dsmp days when quakity ate his 🥺

[@blobvisfan666]

55:17 He probably wanted to ask the teacher if there were gonna be any *really easy* questions on the test. As far as I'm aware an slightly different meaning of the word 'trivial' is something that's so easy it's not worth taking into account. Still insulting to the teacher, but slightly more understandable lol.

[@jackdren9974]

1 hour of Schlatt talking through the funny mic

[@kori6539]

asmr

[@NextWeeek]

@@kori6539schlasmr

[@candybicorn]

Boston Market being owned by McDonalds makes the first part of this episode much funnier

[@jackdoole933]

I once stumbled down a short flight of stairs and hit a wall and that spot was dubbed “Splat Jack” for two years. I was reminded almost daily lol. Friends don’t forget that shit.

[@neocricket9300]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while falling flat on your face

[@Lezm]

Crazy how long this has been going, I hope it goes on for a long time ♥️

[@TheLuckster]

this is the perfect episode to watch after thanksgiving has happened!

[@rosalinaaa4625]

amazing episode! unfortunately i cant see or hear because ted and schlatt stabbed my eyes with the chuckle sandwich stick and also burst my eardrums

[@Davis_50]

I love it when three random men make fun of peoples lives.

[@NessaIsAwesum]

its mostly all schlatt who doesn't really care, Ted's always feeling bad and Tucker is just there, lmao.

[@Davis_50]

@@NessaIsAwesum so true lmao

[@NessaIsAwesum]

@@Davis_50 and tbh i love their trio. i love schlatts attitude😂and the way he just is, a lot like me and the people i know. and Ted is just a little sweetheart kinda, although schlatt is definitely rubbing off on him, and Tucker is there to make the video even better with his little appearances throughout.

[@nihilisticalbino]

@@NessaIsAwesum Yeah! That's exactly what I thought, I love how Schalbt does the thing with his little face where he gets it all crumpled up and screams in agony whilst Ted stares with empty eyes into the abyss! 🤣

[@Big._.guy3106]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to after thanksgiving!

[@idontwanthishandle]

Happy thanksgiving, everyone, thanks ted for telling us

[@guitarlife9752]

Charlie Slimecicle's witty and hilarious commentary outshines Tucker's mainly because Charlie has a knack for turning even the most mundane situations into comedic gold #WeMissCharlie

[@N8Harris99]

“Do I need to enroll you in a fucking wood-chipper?” Is a perfect response lol

[@Jujuishimfr]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while staring into the eternal void!

[@jacksondeary9929]

Just saw that my clip was used! I was sick and ted visited me to let me know! I wasn’t in the hospital before but I definitely was after!

[@timj6121]

I hope everbody had a great thanksgiving

[@crow_of_judgment]

I wish "Schloggies" was still here with us, its like i can still hear him 🥲🥲🥲

[@LaurenTheorist]

On my way to give a Remembrance Day speech during an assembly at school, I fell down the stairs. I got all cut up and shattered my phone. I still did the speech! 😂

[@EineBaum]

what a nice gesture of schlarps mic to put on the bracelett!

[@Slackow]

On the word trivial, the only potential mistake I can think of is like, related to trivia, so like a question like "when was Lincoln born" That's my best guess

[@alondor]

it took me until 4th grade to realize what "several" meant i thought it was like "once" "twice" "thrice" but for the number 7 so i was in math class and was really confident about my answer based on that meaning of several and when my teacher said i was wrong i doubled down on it for a few minutes before learning the actual meaning of several

[@plebstar5419]

Ted i think by "trivial" you meant like a question you would get on a trivia quiz

[@surmillius]

To julio: you have my whole heart. I love you. I believe you had everyone enchanted with your dumptruck ass and you should be proud of this moment. Genuinely i cackled out loud at “work! Respectfully, that thing be hangin! You… you squat or sumn?” My whole heart. Yours. My beloved

[@greatplatypus8226]

In year 10 (9th grade) I got up from my seat as we were leaving the class, hear a rip, look down, pants ripped. Waited for everyone to leave before me, went to a bathroom stall and texted my dad to tell the school to let me out. No one even noticed until I was at home. (After cycling unfortunately)

[@gamgam7979]

what a joyous scene, schlatt playing with his organs and his zombies

[@ic236]

Luke's theatre embarrassing story reminds of the time i did a church skit and the kid before me doesnt say his line and prompts me to go and since i couldnt improv as a kid i just said my next line which didnt make sense at all. The other kid improvs and says the forgotten line and i just... repeat the line again because now we're on track

[@marie.luvs_xoxo]

23:28 my moment like that was when i fell down a escalator..

[@dizzy4198]

I love watching this episode right when it came out, AFTER thanksgiving!

[@playerpogg]

0:39 I can't believe "Jschlatt" re-enacted what he did in '99 Also, this means Jschlatt has seen that one guy doing those "relaxing videos" while being really fast doing random stuff, that's a reference that is pretty fun to notice

[@FurnzSaysStuff]

congrats on 101 years of Chuckle Sandwich!

[@michaelkatz4013]

Omg omg consistent uploads I love it

[@MoochieMary]

When Schlatt hit us with the Great Thanksgiving out of nowhere

[@lulamoon5359]

i’m so glad i missed wherever you asked for entries, i don’t think i could show my face ever again after mine