The Return of ConnorEatsPants | Chuckle Sandwich

[@ConnorEatsPants]

its the camera angle

[@travelwithkeiran]

you look like they kidnapped you and they're holding you hostage bro

[@yellopal]

how was school today

[@tilde1785]

I hate that you're representing my height in this

[@tacocat4065]

Surely Ted, the film school nerd, would not set you up like that...

[@pixilize9344]

connor the camera angle can't hide how small and adorable you are☺️

[@raven.9550]

Connor looks like a living ventriloquist dummy next to Ted and Schlatt

[@tango_doggy]

he really does

[@harrypootis9519]

Which one is controlling him?

[@Theeratae]

bro naaahhh you comparing connor to slappy

[@EnricosUtLP]

then he said he related to rex from victorious lol

[@jonothanrennert3098]

@@harrypootis9519Tucker’s foot

[@hnestly1355]

Connor looks like Schlatt’s little brother who is hanging out with the group for the day.

[@faronoid]

isnt that the twitter minecraft guy?

[@B41tWasCool]

Lol why does he look so tiny compared to them

[@caroliner4487]

No literally in the first minute, schlatt already looks done with him like an older brother would

[@RyDaNoob]

They stole him from the north pole

[@BrowniGb]

It looks like if ted and schlatt had a son (Edit) Oh thats literally what every comment here says too

[@Meokka]

I love when ted and schlatt bring their little boy onto the podcast

[@НоТоВасо]

Part 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3yrqXR6gs19qqc

[@Randdo32]

He does look like their son lol

[@adrianpi513]

It does look like their love child 😂

[@Meokka]

@@adrianpi513 IT????😭😭😭

[@raniyas]

family dinner table

[@neutralmilkfinn]

they actually make connor look like their son

[@gagehammarlund2171]

Ted was fking unbearable in this episode

[@AuraFxs]

@@gagehammarlund2171 hey ted, dont take that too personally just drink some tequila soda and mooooove onnn

[@TedNivison]

@@AuraFxsokay!

[@Sulience]

@@gagehammarlund2171 what an odd thing to say

[@JawshYT]

Can't wait to be on the next chuckle week!

[@BewareHunter290]

is this real

[@JawshYT]

But seriously thank you for the kind words!

[@frickinfricker5359]

@@JawshYTwe shall see, jawsh

[@ncaa12cfb92]

Sorry I won’t make it next week you’ll be on your own

[@samgoogleplex4444]

jors

[@axelotlee_]

sitting Connor down between the two BEHEMOTHS that are Ted Vision and Jschatocous is diabolical

[@anba9499]

on the side watching him kicking his little feet would be worse

[@axelotlee_]

@ From the filmmakers perspective the correct thing to do in this situation is to sit Ted and Schlatt on one side, and give Connor his own camera shot entirely. *This* however, feels intentional...

[@BlooDergon99]

Yo why does Ted vision go hard?

[@sirmonkey049]

I just found this podcast and it looks so cool! Oh boy am I ready to watch the next hundred or more episodes!

[@SillyGoofyOllie]

i have bad news

[@roguekeychain1848]

I have good news

[@technetium9653]

I have great news!

[@SteekSty]

news

[@p4rtyjunk1e]

Ima hold ur hand when I say this.

[@sideofpretzels]

Connor looks like the son brought to couples therapy as his parents try to work through their issues

[@Idontknow29282]

😭😭

[@dontbeschy]

Watching this on 0.5x speed to savor every fleeting moment

[@draqonsauce]

Watching this in 2x speed to rush through every dull second

[@eazy-j1d]

@@draqonsauce usually when ted is talking

[@baloongalot]

peak...

[@avafrey5359]

bro they sound drunk when listening to it like this 😂😂😂😂

[@GorabisnotGorab]

7 episodes left until the day the sun burns us all

[@gagehammarlund2171]

I hope Ted isn't like this every episode

[@Sergio-fo6yx]

​@@gagehammarlund2171why do u think he was unbearable bro

[@mr.bingusthecat]

@@gagehammarlund2171wait are you not gonna explain..?

[@gagehammarlund2171]

@mr.bingusthecat if you can't tell what I mean your not going to be able to understand average homo Ted nivison viewer

[@ArchiXBelidercene]

Don't worry, they're gonna move earth away before that happens

[@htjohnson07]

this is my favorite podcast to listen to while mourning the loss of chuckle sandwich

[@gagehammarlund2171]

Ted was just unbearable this episode man

[@inklinggamer1019]

Why is this?

[@tilde1785]

@@gagehammarlund2171 dude you're commenting this in so many replies, go do something else man

[@gagehammarlund2171]

@tilde1785 lmao just casting a wide net

[@yorn2577]

@@gagehammarlund2171 why

[@redjarww3882]

They really did connor dirty with him being behind the table and in middle of two giants

[@pritt871]

The Sisyphus analysis of Tom in his role chasing Jerry is something I wasn’t expecting but I definitely realized is something I’m gonna miss dearly when this podcast ends soon

[@mmartin1842]

i didnt know posting at 8 AM was an option for these guys

[@thebricknomads]

The only way they could oost at 8am is if they never slept and smacked their nose against the post button as they passed out

[@BloodwingofGotham]

5am for me.

[@Emsonmars]

the sandwich never sleeps

[@starlightblake]

It's like they're still with us 🥹🕊

[@Your-absent-father456]

RIP Ted and “Schleptember 11th, 2001”. “They” were so “inspiring”.

[@helloitsVehere]

Thank you for uploading the Asia timezone so I can watch the podcast while having dinner! I couldn't stomach a single bite because of you people

[@Theorpo]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Chuckle Sandwhich before it left this world.

[@tyler3176]

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of constantly making the same joke for 3 years

[@sunguflottman9658]

timestamps: beginning: 0:00 end: 1:24:55

[@psychoticp9147]

This is the best podcast to listen to while waiting for the unreleased Markiplier episode to be released

[@crow_of_judgment]

It's not exactly gonna be released, it's more gonna escape

[@Diraije]

Markiplier has a podcast called power wash pals with a jschlatt episode if you want that kind of content

[@The_Meme_Man.]

@@Diraijewith Ted to

[@psychoticp9147]

@@Diraije I watched it already, I haven't seen Ted's episode on Powerwash Pals yet

[@akakakaniwndkenakn]

connor looks so unbelievably small in this episode

[@TenshiKuraiAkuma]

I hope you guys brought Charlie back for the last episode. That would be a great send off.

[@Icewall956]

I’m betting on Chuckle Dungeon 3.0

[@TenshiKuraiAkuma]

@Icewall956 that would be awesome.

[@justal5770]

This is the best podcast to listen to while mourning the loss of the best podcast to listen to

[@birdofbuckets]

I’m so glad to see Ebenezer Scrooge bring Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim on his podcast!

[@averageviewer6]

Listen guys, i’ve been watching Connor for years. Tell me why i lost my sh*t laughing at realizing how tiny he is. Was truly in shock and still am. It’s almost a little distracting seeing how much smaller he is in comparison to Ted and Schlatt… Absolutely crazy

[@pogpog1543]

I remember that one time he turned on his cam on stream and he was so fucking small compared to his room door.

[@esotericpince]

thats my streamer❤️ to show solidarity with the transgender community he got a height reduction surgery in 2021 to be at the average height of his transgender male viewers, 5'5, truly a man of the people. god bless america

[@melonade6504]

in his defense, ted is literally 6'4 (ab a foot above connor) and schlatts about 6'2-6'3 which is just extremely unfortunate for Connor lmfao

[@FunkyFox39]

The funniest part about the show ending, is that they knew all along it was going to end, and STILL decided to take those advertising/sponsor deals

[@zignakk]

I'm busy rn. Take this down and reupload it in an hour or so.

[@simoncowell4187]

😭😭😭

[@wfr878]

oh shut up zignakk we know you commented this as soon as you clicked on the video and then watched the entire video through

[@sple3ns]

Fr…like im at work, post it later chuckle curds.

[@SolarFlare307]

Yeah busy gooning probably 😂

[@Zedzilliot]

Most original chuckler:

[@TheTrueBen11]

“Kamala will win the popular vote” 😭 I don’t think that happened chat

[@Antwon22]

nor were the swing states very contested, atleast towards the end, this part aged like milk lmao

[@stormhought]

And thank God it didn't

[@THECABLEMAN]

"it" lmao​@@stormhought

[@youngbrooooodie]

it didn't lmao...

[@repulsedfrog]

⁠@@stormhought chuckle sandwich & connor are wrong people to support if you feels this way

[@warmbread16]

It’s so nice to see Schlatt and Ted being responsible parents and looking after their son Connor

[@dinosaurlord7657]

For what it’s worth Ted, whenever I think of a Toyota Tacoma at any point in my life, I think of you.

[@vaquri]

So cool of them to include Schlatt's little brother on their show ❤❤

[@molly4561]

imagine they just ghost us and end now

[@thecalicodragon4103]

36:11 Ted Nivison learns about homophobia colorized

[@drnkt69]

Like was he joking or what 💀

[@Bub8les5]

Ted was so DENSE this episode it pissed me off

[@cringefailgirl]

they look like the rizzler and the costco guys

[@cb.on.yt22]

it was a bit of a bruh moment when connor mentioned he has OCD and then Ted sprayed raid in the same room as his open drink

[@bisexualdennisreynolds]

just decided to finally start listening to this podcast and saw their previous upload😭

[@OncleClara]

I only discovered it a week or so ago 😭

[@HydroniteTB]

So sweet of Schlatt and Ted to bring their son onto the podcast as a nice send off. Proud of this wholesome couple

[@arizonarangerwithabigirono1959]

he’s such a small little boy

[@superfastscyphozoa]

That was my first thought lmao

[@superfastscyphozoa]

I think it’s just because Connor is fairly short and schlatt and Ted are massive fellas, in comparison he looks tiny

[@Thomas_Angelo]

He is like an ant I wanna smoosh

[@theb33prince]

@@superfastscyphozoano hes just 1 inch tall

[@raniyas]

Is he 3 feet tall? why is the esteemed boy in the middle so miniature?

[@esotericpince]

its crazy ive been here for 5 years.. also connor was going on about how talkative he is on podcasts and this one made me realize how quiet he is on every other recent appearance. like this is the most hes ever spoken on a podcast compared to the other guests

[@jm01157]

Every waking minute we creep closer to the last bites of the chuckle sandwich

[@thelivingtrebuchet6180]

ted and schlatt's outfits are so well coordinated

[@2framespersec]

THE CONNOREATSPANTS MEDIA TOUR CONTINUES!!!!

[@ryegamedev]

Can't believe Kamala threw the election by not appearing on the world famous Fortnite Friday

[@calliespencer2222]

HE'S SO TINY NEXT TO SCHLATT I'M DEAD

[@Dubvexxx]

Post later, i just woke up

[@youngbrooooodie]

wake up sooner

[@Llnstead]

Every episode pre-recorded, still cant meet the weekly upload.

[@heman937]

so nice of them to take the time for this make a wish kid on the show, hopes and prayers for the boy and his fight with cancer!

[@mbe9601]

I shall watch these last chuckles with the gratest joy, cherish every last second and moment. I feel the highest possible level of gratitude for you all for cooking such a spectacular sandwich of a podcast.

[@tandax4266]

38:36 didn’t age well

[@johnhamann5861]

Absolutely the opposite of what happened lol

[@petrasbirthdaygoblinhoney4565]

To be fair at the time it was a p safe prediction to make, up until now modern democratic candidates tended to win the popular vote even when they lost

[@Tyc9909]

oh my god it's the lord of the rings thing where schlatt and ted are sitting closer to the front, but also they're way taller

[@duckemoji]

i can fucking SMELL the raid through the phone... that was an egregious amount of Raid

[@AddictedToWater]

1:14:31 Schlatt does the most devious "Nooauh"

[@trashtrash2169]

He sounds like Scrooge refusing to part with a single shilling.

[@biigbean__]

WHY DOES CONNOR LOOK EDITED IN? LMAOOO 😭😭

[@tonytonychopper3957]

I like the part where they go everyday we chucklin' and they chuckle all over the place

[@joaquinaizenberg]

JAWSH MENTIONED YIPPIEEE

[@SunnySideSpud]

7:30 So um… I’m Uncle Spud. Like literally, that’s what my nephews and nieces call me

[@EllaSmith-vb1bs]

Fuckin awesome bro

[@justashmoe2448]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while installing 6” LED Surface Mount Disk Lights!!!

[@westley7181]

7:15 yeah Ted is right. They're the only podcast that I listen to/watch and I was also confused on what role he was supposed to be

[@rexbug]

no way in the final two months of the podcast do they finally add the little ad timer on the bottom. NOW??? you had YEARS

[@hugpot9445]

finally a chuckle sandwich episode on a european time !

[@luxaiko]

Im so glad we got another Connor ep!! Loved this one a ton

[@CanOfCatss]

idk why but this video had that awkward comedic silence energy, it felt like a normal conversation with the awkwardness

[@cobes5805]

i literally just finished watching last weeks pod. what a treat

[@Perplexody]

As someone who is also 6'4", when ted started to say "when someone is taller than me" I fully understood what he was feeling

[@MyNameIsNyx]

great ep. prolly one of the goat ep of this show. connor seems like such a likeable guy.

[@Bleb_It]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@callme2k557]

Imma act like we aren’t running out of time and hold back my tears I hecken love chuckle sandwich

[@Invixxity]

Woke up at 2am for this 🔥🔥🔥

[@gagehammarlund2171]

Anyone else think Ted was awful in this episode

[@DaDoubleO]

This is a good birthday present. Thank you Ted, Schlatt & Connor

[@Zedzilliot]

What's up, birthday boy?

[@ryleyjones43]

schlatt is the pokemon evolution of connor

[@zukothegoat]

this rlly puts into perspective how minuscule connor is

[@Lucky-777K]

ITS_JAWSH MENTIONED !!!!

[@dust5696]

i cant do this he is not naturally that short. did you guys get him like a tiny animatronic suit or something that is not his real size

[@esotericpince]

you cant see but they put up a green screen under the table and carved a hole in the couch so connor appears to be smaller than he is. just a bit of editing magic

[@hxrry6359]

​@@esotericpince Wait I don't get it. Plz explain more cuz I need to know how they did that 😭

[@esotericpince]

@@hxrry6359 im being funny and making things up💔💔💔

[@icenbison5336]

What great pod to listen in 2AM!!!! glad i have this shitty graveyard shift

[@Slyme_7]

If the final episode isn't with Charlie we riot

[@enriqueaquiahuatl8554]

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while counting down the days until the end of all

[@brendansoucy2220]

if this is the Ted we're getting for chuckle week then it's gonna be a long week

[@MISSMUGGLES]

i was thinking that..

[@ghostypawz]

Man what a great episode, so glad there's more to come!! 😀

[@lilmickey5120]

Bro said I’m ocd and Ted started shooting raid aggressively 2 meter away from him, and he had the guts to say your drink will be fine lol

[@emeraldmusic9236]

Connor looks like an elf on the shelf on break

[@RangerW36]

28:57 CRAZY Sponser transition 😭

[@pepepopo7164]

I love ted so much and i am gona miss this show but god damm he got to start letting other poeple speak.50:50 cant even let connor tell his story.

[@hannahelizabeth6405]

I think it’s his adhd I don’t think it’s on purpose but I noticed it too

[@Lucky_Daguenet]

How we feeling about that prediction 39:03

[@lino8588]

crazy that that connor guy will win best streamed collab at the streamer awards #StartTheSteal

[@erinthepigeon904]

connor looks like their son sitting between them like that

[@CamohFN]

Damn, it really is just chuckle week. Goodbye chuckle sandwich 😢

[@candyrush684]

They ate the dog after the ad

[@somethingthe1]

There is no way he is actually that short, omg 💀

[@LaurenTheorist]

Maybe the last episode of Chuckle Sandwich will have J Schlatt's real name.

[@PMtoAM]

Great podlast episode! Can't wait til it ends!

[@sumbososs]

hes so pocket sized

[@Choosiest]

"and I'm gonna have a bad October next year" oh my God Ted lmao

[@janpirs2744]

This is the best podcast to blank to

[@Ryu1ify]

They brought everybody's favorite halfling back!

[@ollikiwi150]

Thats so cool i didnt know Connor had two dads!

[@Apollo_doesaRt]

At the end of chuckle sandwich like Charlie says in the first episode they should say y’all thought it was a sandwich but really it was a wrap I think that would hit hard

[@uptownbrown1382]

And to think it’s been over a week already 😂

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while jelquing it!

[@jackdren9974]

DON'T STOP THE PODCAST YOU MONSTERS

[@IllovedShade]

Let it end bro

[@theb33prince]

@@IllovedShadeNo

[@gagehammarlund2171]

Ted is just awful in this episode.

[@7dogsinasuit964]

This honestly might have been my favorite episode