7 Times You Thought You Were Helping But Actually Doomed Everyone

[@WhammyTime91]

It's kinda subjective, but Nathan Drake and Lara Croft are the worst things to happen to archaeology since dynamite.

[@cryogenicwaif4688]

WhammyTime91 XD

[@giantdouche7642]

WhammyTime91 They went to the Indiana Jones School of Archaeology.

[@richardpallasa8691]

WhammyTime91 deathbattle is making a battle of them two fighting on Feb 1

[@Nwordpass117]

Richard Pallasa OMFG

[@seanmichaelmilligan2525]

To be fair, though, Nathan Drake, while a lover of history, is explicitly NOT an archaeologist. He's a treasure hunter.

[@bainbonic]

If Jane jammed the cursed skull into her forehead, she'd probably possess *it.*

[@vukpsodorov5446]

and get all of the powers that it gives. i don't know what kind of powers, but hey, if a cursed gemstone can give you powers, a cursed skull might be able to do so too.

[@aidancallahan4217]

The skull probably isn't even cursed. If Jane puts it in her head, though, it will gain unprecedented powah.

[@AgentNintaku]

While also implying that Jane successfully avoided killing Ellen in the whole turning-awesome process. (Yes, though Jane was awesome to begin with, Darth Jane can only be even more so.)

[@AgentNintaku]

I think this whole thread just did. And it was amazing.

[@AgentNintaku]

I don't think you think I think you're referring to the type of fanfiction you think I think you're referring to. But maybe I do. And maybe I am. *eyebrows* (Also maybe I should not have coffee before KZbin.)

[@JoshuaEisenbart]

To be fair, "I was thought I was going to get really, really rich" is an acceptable explanation in most Pandoran legal proceedings.

[@Team_BaM]

The whole point of the first Diablo game, the dungeon the monsters and even slaying Diablo himself, was to draw in a powerful champion then as he fought his way down to The Lord of Terror, slowly corrupt his mind with madness before the confrontation. Diablo's plan all along was to possess a strong vessel so he could go about freeing his brothers. The champion didn't just "think he could take it" he was the victim of a plot by Diablo's conspirators. It still fits in the list but you give the poor guy too little credit.

[@Sakaki98]

Dt Snizzley Now it’s at 123. Nice job.

[@larrymayfield6118]

Diablo lore is awesome. I recently read the sin war trilogy and it looks like Diablo 4 is going to tie into it in a small way at least.

[@some-maggot]

Wait, what? couldn't diablo "manifest" fully through anybody? little boy was quite enough in the first game... i thought in the second game the wanderer tried to bring diablo as far away as would be possible, and any weak vessel, like the boy, didn't really make a difference, just wouldn't resist as much. if he'd need stronger vessel, why not lasarus, corrupted by mere presence of the soulstone, or maybe leorik or something? boy do i love necroposting edit: also, i recall that if soulstone was to be thrown in the river or something, it *definitely* would be found, like lotr "the one ring" stuff

[@larrymayfield6118]

М'Айк Лжец which boy do you mean? Was it Alarics brother? I simply can't remember. Been a long time since I played Diablo 1 all the way through

[@Asghaad]

@@some-maggot manifest yes, face off with a Tyrael like he did ? absolutely no, if he wasnt in Aidans body he would get squished like nothing ... case and point are Blood Raven and Summoner - the rogue and wizard from the first Diablo who are so pathetically weak even after gaining more power from theyr corruption, that they are easily dispatched by the new heroes in first and second acts when they are still relatively inexperienced and weak themselves ... every Diablo character roster represents exponentially stronger heroes, ones from the first games being ordinary humans, the second ones all come from legendarily powerful races and ones in third being awoken nephalem with powers FAR greater than D2 era heroes could ever achieve.

[@SHARDK2]

"Off you Trotsky." "You're Russian around." Dammit Jane

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Ishi 123 Jane stays ready with the puns

[@mikeuchiha5972]

Черт возьми, Джейн, ты идиот

[@Quiltfish]

Came here 3 years later to applaud that.

[@hrmmmmmm]

@@Quiltfish exactly the same

[@hrmmmmmm]

She's powerful enough to control the curse!

[@arachnofiend2859]

In the first Etrian Odyssey game, you are "congratulated" for getting 100% completion with a message that, by solving all of the mysteries of the labyrinth, you've killed any motivation people have for sticking around and condemned Etria to ghost town status.

[@bct2308]

Dang

[@giantdouche7642]

Every Call of Duty, you think you'll be a hero of war and kill all those bad guys, but in reality you're helping an evil corporation named Activision every year.

[@nemoku1071]

Spec Ops: The Line is literally the most perfect example for this list.

[@hoangtran4736]

hey, at least everyone got evacuated (almost).

[@yevanasvetya5486]

Captain Nemo rescue mission they said.. gonna be fun they said..

[@FD_Stalker]

The whole game is a nightmare, and FUK THE CIA

[@HuemanBean]

The first thing I thought of when this video went up, yet it's not on here? A damn shame.

[@The1stAsianDriver]

Same. Why didn't they put this?

[@nicurn7]

In Diablo 3, you ruin everything three times first you accidentally re spawn diablo as the prime evil, then when you kill him, you give malthael the opportunity he was looking for, then when you kill him, you re release diablo again

[@godsavethequeen4675]

Then death tries to kill everyone those you kill death no repercussions yet

[@wugglesx]

I'm still mad about leah..... : ( Rip.

[@Alsebra]

​@@wugglesx, losing Cain was worse...two and a half games of his helpfulness and he goes out like that? Not cool, Blizz...

[@wugglesx]

@@Alsebra i don't even like to think about that one, leah we can at least she was a new character, but they did our boy dirty with cain. He ranged from annoying to literally the best person around depending who you asked but no one wanted him gone : (. Dude even got him own rap song, hamilton style(sorta), long before ai music was a common thing. Rip to a real one, you right.

[@Dribbleondo]

"Hide it in the Battleborn servers" I lost it.

[@Kagetora-]

Dribbleondo same. I'm glad I never got that game

[@zkincheloe1412]

Into the Unknown overwatch destroyed that game so badly I saw it being sold at 5 dollars for a brand new copy

[@nickrl113]

Rest in Peace Battleborn. You fought... Crappily, actually.

[@Dribbleondo]

Poor Battleborn

[@nickrl113]

Dribbleondo Tbh my first reaction was "Please, Oxbox, I know the game is dead but c'mon couldn't you at least wait a full year before talking shit about it?"

[@TheComedyButchers]

Do: 8 ways stealth doesn't work that way.

[@lobaandrade7172]

A True Slav perfect idea

[@Jordan-by8ce]

Number 1 - All games by Bethesda Studios

[@radusocol2613]

A True Slav amazing idea, I really hope they do that

[@TheSerbianEmperor]

+Jord119 Hey, it must've been the wind.

[@TheComedyButchers]

Jord119 oh look, someone just shot my buddy in the fucking head and I can't find the perpetrator. Well, it must have been the wind that hit her with a lightning bolt even though we are currently in some ancient catacombs.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

I laughed way too hard at "off you Trotsky" and "Russian around" puns, even after 5 years that still cracks me up

[@oldvlognewtricks]

Watched this again and had to comment on the continued mirth

[@CromemcoZ2]

The one that hit me hardest was Morrowind. You don't find out in-game, but your actions indirectly result in the entire island being devastated several years later. As Vivec's power fades, the giant meteor suspended over Vivec City gets released from its time stasis, crashing into the ground at terminal velocity and causing Red Mountain to erupt. This kills practically everyone you interacted with during the game, so no happy endings.

[@cherrydragon3120]

Wich also caused ALOT of elves to flee and get horrible poor lives as they're discriminated by the nords in skyrim~

[@LadyOnikara]

@@cherrydragon3120 It always interested me that they don't allow any Khajiit into the cities, unless they happen to be Dragonborn. You let one cat in, guys! Why not let more in? Maybe they're scared of fleas.

[@Rixoli]

@@cherrydragon3120 *To be fair* the Dunmer (Dark Elves) *DID* enslave alot of people.....like *alot* of people. Getting the other end of the stick with that in mind feels like poetic justice.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

The meteor would have fallen anyway, though. Vivec's power (and that of Almalexia and Sotha Sil) was already fading, since the Tribunal lost the tools they needed to top off their divine powers. Vivec would've eventually been too weak to stop it from falling, and the whole mess happens anyway. Also, what kind of idiot god leaves a meteor hanging over his own city like that? Oh right, Vivec does because he's an egomaniacal prick that wants his own worshippers to fear him.

[@MarkDeSade100]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 It's been a long time since I played Morrowind, but IIRC the Tribunal weren't really gods at all. Weren't they just high-level adventurers who found artifacts that gave them godlike powers? So Vivec probably didn't have the power to completely eliminate the meteor, he just did the best he could.

[@chrisruskin6189]

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Two Face" -Michael Scott

[@keeon6319]

I loves this saying

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Chris ruskin Michael Scott? I thought it was Aaron Eckhard

[@chrisruskin6189]

End my existence xD i.imgur.com/xByII.jpg?fb

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Chris ruskin I'm sorry, I don't get it

[@chrisruskin6189]

End my existence xD it's a reference.

[@georggross1232]

Skyrim: helping the Blades, 'til they tell you to kill a peaceful and smart dragon! I'd rather kill the Blades!

[@thecatfromspace72]

That's why I got the Paarthurnax Dilemma mod. It fixws that problem :) It's on the steam workshop and probably on the nexus if you wanted to know.

[@ultrafox4005]

Yeah, but it doesn't really end with things being worse. Sure, if decide to follow the Blades orders, you killed Paarthurnax, the coolest character in the Elder Scrolls, aside from Rajhin and Serana. But it doesn't change the overall ending. You still defeat Alduin and all ends well. Really, the only thing that changes is that Paarthurnax shows up during the Epilogue and congratulates you if you chose not kill him. But I wouldn't kill Paarthunax for some distrusting assholes, he's just way too awesome!! Plus, he's voiced Charles Martinet, and nobody messes with Charles Martinet.

[@agamer8736]

PAARTHURNAX IS FRICKIN AWESOME!

[@StalKalle]

Yeah, why on earth would they ask you to kill Paarthurnax, the butcher of mankind. :P

[@brandijohnson2849]

*DRAGONS want to know your location*

[@tako_shop]

what about shadow of colossus? once you learn the truth, you feel even worse about killing them since most of them, if not all of them, were so peaceful and harmless.

[@Linosek279]

Eddie Tbh, that only dooms you

[@SerjTerrible]

Eddie Jordan Smith how about far cry 4 when you find out you end up turning Kyrat either into a religious dictatorship regime with sacrifices and religious intolerance or a drug running and making military state using child soldiers both outcomes ending up killing people in their way innocent or not

[@kizuuwu7563]

But you can overthrow everyone and become the dictator yourself, so it's cool

[@Black.Rose743]

So you turn into the world's biggest asshole

[@anthonybowman3423]

In far cry 4, the Pagan Min ending is my canon ending. Turns out the rebels were being murdered in mass for a reason. In Shadow of the Colossus, I prefer to look at it as releasing creatures that have been bound for eternity to guard a gods prison. Whether releasing the god itself is good or bad is debatable since the only thing we ever really see that god do is resurrect your friend and turn your dying body into a baby.

[@AdeptArcanist]

"If you hit the universe with a giant statue of Guy Fieri, you've gone too far." Aw goddammit, we hit the Homestuck Alpha Timeline again.

[@ИжикПыжик-к6п]

I searched specifically for this comment and I found it!

[@Maverick_Dewitt]

But waaait, isn't that the best timeline?

[@Maverick_Dewitt]

@@scrambleman1758 It's okay, you're safe here

[@laurendyer2838]

Scrambleman17 no your not, RUN

[@ihave3dogs2]

The Huss lives on!

[@byzantium1416]

"So off you Trotsky..." Genius! Pure Genius!

[@calebbrazier8495]

Don't forget the "Russian around" pun that came after that, lol.

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Caleb Brazier got that right lol

[@gezhisoviet1624]

My first language is not English and I cannot get it, can anyone explain...please?

[@RegiusvonKoom]

@@gezhisoviet1624 Trotsky was Stalin contemporary, supposedly the Lenin's successor, but got "offed" by Stalin's side. iirc

[@gezhisoviet1624]

Vuong Huynh Oh I thought it was some wordplay or something like that, like the word Trotsky sounds like another word which has another meaning. I’m a Soviet enthusiast and obviously know Trotsky, thanks anyway.

[@JamesTM]

You gave the clearly ancient, powerful, evil relic to JANE?!!

[@pandorion8741]

James Tanner BAD LIFE CHOICES...

[@JamesTM]

It's even a bad DEATH choice.

[@pandorion8741]

James Tanner mhmm, like giving Zanza the monado.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

No, Jane ALREADY HAD the clearly ancient,powerful, evil relic. That's clearly the source of her power!

[@JRDIXON34]

James Tanner when captain America throws his mighty shield

[@MrFaorry]

Spec Ops: The Line? This whole game is pretty much one big example of this, with lots of smaller ones in between.

[@phantomphoenix4981]

That whole game was a mind trip, after a while I was like. “What am I doing, why am I doing this?”

[@Raybro16]

Spec Ops The Line. Just.... Spec Ops The Line

[@phantomphoenix4981]

Jacob Lopez I loved that game when I had it. It was probably the deepest game I’ve played

[@zmcginnis66]

Oh you mean Fuck Your Feelings: Every Ending is Horrible the video game?

[@BBest1996]

Zach Mcginnis the only ending I think makes walker out to be somewhat redeemable is where he goes with the soldiers but even then it’s still fucked because he has to live with it

[@Raybro16]

@@BBest1996 and even then it's implied that he died in Dubai anyway, so is that still a "good" ending? There is and most likely will never be nothing like Spec Ops

[@BBest1996]

Jacob Lopez which if only walkers superiors gave him all the information the game itself probably wouldn’t exist because all it takes is saying “Konrad declared martial law in Dubai help the locals radio for extraction go home

[@IrishKeshiHead]

Ahh.. singularity.. one of the rare gems of a game where three endings end up saying "yeah, you royally have made a huge fuck up somewhere Renko"

[@Randallsilver]

Lol, why was the sniper bullet in the head from Borderlands 2 censored, but the woman impaled by the Vault horror and eaten, not so much?

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

I actually don't know, I actually don't think that was oxbox that did that censoring, I think it was footage from elsewhere, I could be wrong.

[@TheReZisTLust]

Borderlands 2 is actually way more censored then the first, you used to be able to dismember people.

[@leowilliams4061]

lol, why are you so mad

[@sappho114]

It was the official Borderlands trailer, released by Gearbox. the impalement was independent game capture footage

[@rayvenshade1823]

What about Ocarina of time? We completely ruined Hyrule by letting Ganondorf into the one place we agreed that he should never enter, letting him gain control of the one thing that we agreed he should never get his hands on. In fact, this not only caused this disaster but every single problem after from all three timelines.

[@cherrydragon3120]

Sounds that Link... DIDNT do the 1 thing we all agreed on that he should have done~

[@gokublack8342]

@cherrydragon3120 I mean how well would you have handled that situation at 9 years old? 😂 Ganondorf played us like a fiddle

[@Hannahtheseal]

Im surprised no Bioshock, where you accidentally kill the man that was trying to save everyone, or Borderlands presequel when you end up creating the most powerful enemy in the galaxy (universe?)

[@АнтонДегидонов]

Here it fits Andrew Ryan, because he wanted to create a free city, but because of his own incompetent policy destroy his own city(Adam and Fontaine only accelerated the inevitable). Jack just killed the man who lost his mind and purpose in life(which judging by the actions, not trying to save anyone (rather the opposite)). Then Jack killed Fontaine, so in the end, all the consequences of his actions was eliminated(he was even able to save the children(good ending))

[@TheReZisTLust]

Nah neither jack nor destroyer were the most powerful in the universe, a vault hunter could solo so

[@Hannahtheseal]

ReZisT Lust I didn't say most powerful person in the universe, I said most powerful villain. That still leaves space for a vault hunter to be better ;p

[@megamax898]

I don't know what you mean. Andrew Ryan was still crazy. The fact that Atlas turned out to be Frank Fontaine doesn't change that. His banning of religion created organized crime. Andrew Ryan was a hypocrite because he himself was the parasite, and despite his effort, created a society that ended up having a class war due to the free market capitalism of Rapture where the wealthy have all the power, and Ryan industries was meant to be on top. Which isn't really fair because is far as I can tell all Andrew Ryan really did was have the idea to create rapture. He wasn't really a scientist or an architect or an artist.

[@guitarbass22]

In Borderlands TPS, I think they actually knew damn well what Jack was going to do (not the the fullest extent but they didn’t think he was a “good guy”) and they were still very well rewarded for their efforts...probably except for the Claptrap though, considering the one in BL2 is supposedly the last one left out of all of them.

[@Dnky27]

"Off we Trotsky...." Top punning. Full Marx.

[@CaptainDecimus]

I was wondering if that was what she said. Clever bastards.

[@jillnoseworthy7161]

Oh man i'm russian out of here to get away from the puns

[@Dossy1]

Jill Noseworthy stop Putin in these puns they are terrible

[@xmm-cf5eg]

I spit my drink out when she said that, RIP less-violent Lenin.

[@Lynxthejonin]

Oh shit, soviet puns, gonna have to watch the rest of the vid now

[@taski1]

in Starlink, before activating the enemy forge, for some reason i only kept thinking "whats the worst that could happen?" I was never properly shown the ramifications, but when a future starlink shows up and literally tackles it away from me, only then did i start to think maybe reactivating a cosmic forge belonging to an ancient evil is not the smartest thing to do.

[@margaret_adelle]

I clicked the like button, and now my laptop is turning into a sentient monster. Jane, why did you lie to us?!

[@saigesheen]

Call Me Nefret crab... *. computer becomes a sentient robot. * AHHHHH

[@firstlast405]

be careful and give it food

[@Mr.AtheTriggerGalleon6310]

Call Me Nefret Its skynet awakening! Grab a gun and shoot it till nothing is left!!!

[@ropatevuta2911]

the beginning of Detroit Become Human

[@GAZAMAN93X]

"off you trotsky" lol. I see what you did there. :) 05:06

[@GAZAMAN93X]

"Russian around " hehe

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

Was about to comment this.

[@thomasbytheway5757]

GAZAMAN93X great pun.

[@GAZAMAN93X]

Thomas indeed

[@ReverendTed]

Yeah, I chuckled.

[@imlinkinzelda]

Farcry 4. Pagan was crazy but the golden path was full of pedos and druggies and people taking children for war.

[@willhuey4891]

the nuke ending of farcry 5

[@billwithers7457]

Pagan Min wasn't even that crazy. Violent sociopath, sure. But crazy? not quite. But I made everything better. I killed Pagan AND the Golden Path leaders. My country now bitches.

[@KingJohnMichael]

soooo all far cry games are like this? you the hero doom everyone to well...doom

[@willhuey4891]

with the golden path one was a religious nutjob.

[@carollong362]

So secret ending is canon?

[@jacobdodson6408]

Diablo The player: DESTROY IT! Unnamed Hero: No.........

[@Pseudomuse_]

oh gosh all these Russian puns are Putin me through hell

[@matthewspencer4926]

I can't BEAR the fact that I RED that

[@matthewspencer4926]

Oh, stop STALIN, respond already

[@emmanuelgoldstein9806]

Bolshy much?

[@brian_sipe]

Maybe they only respond to people on their Social List? Either way, I'm sickle of waiting.

[@philiphunn194]

Way to hammer that point home.

[@Sully-dt5ox]

This happens two times in Ocarina of Time. Once when you indirectly let Ganondorf into the sacred realm with the triforce The second time when you get zelda to come out of hiding so Ganondorf can kidnap her and get the triforce of wisdom

[@wugglesx]

Sorta 3. Since you don't realize you lack the power to wield the master sword resulting in it pudding you through time to a point your able to. Inadvertantly giving ganondorf free reign over all of hyrule for years. If only we got the bow a bit early. 1 good shot through the window in that garden would have saved a lot of people from grief lol. . though he was a wizard male gerudo with theyriforce of power so maybe more than 1 arrow would be needed haha

[@Dhalin]

@@wugglesx in most Zelda games, you have to stun him first with repeated blows with the Master Sword and *then* you can land the killing blow with a _silver_ arrow. Normal arrows wouldn't do in most Zelda games.

[@Ashfielder]

Remember MW2? Helping Commander Shepherd do all that stuff about all those things to kill all those people from his own country in his capital city destroying countless monuments and memorials before leading to an escalation of a global conflict? Oh, and the airport. Now, TELL me that wasn't a good idea.

[@cryogenicwaif4688]

Toby Wood that wasn't a good idea

[@aaronsmith5864]

Toby Wood actually I think it's just a a bad idea for infinity ward to keep pretending that there games have plots to twist

[@Ashfielder]

+CryogenicWaif Oh yeah. Lucky the SAS is on hand to sort stuff out, as usual.

[@cryogenicwaif4688]

Toby Wood yep

[@aaronsmith5864]

***** yeah I think the people who wrote the plot were like well think of a good reason you didn't kill makarov when he was right in front of you later let's go get some coffe now and then they just forgot to revisit the whole thing

[@dannyvonwulffen4402]

You have forgotten about good ol' Atlas from the Bioshock franchise and how he screwed us over in making us think Andrew Ryan was the villainous psychopath

[@persona5zine613]

Persona 3- You literally spend 40 hours doing running around defeating giant shadows only to find out you've summoned literal Death and brought about the end of the world

[@lasrohapanjaitan2914]

In S.E.E.S defense, their supervisor was a kind of asshole that should never be made a supervisor. At least Mitsuru will agree on this

[@Magnavie]

E99 looked like egg and I was really confused for a second

[@tvangelist]

same

[@martiqueheisler5959]

Lol same here

[@lucariomaster4525]

Thebman772 same!

[@MySerpentine]

IKR?

[@SakariWolf13]

Same 😣😣

[@highlandoutsider]

what? Benirus manor? not the later dark brotherhood quests? that was the ultimate "oops, didnt mean to do that" moment. rip Lucien Lachance :'(

[@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х]

To be fair, you wouldn't exactly be helpful even if your targets weren't Dark Brotherhood commanders, you are a freaking killer. Still bitter you didn't have the choice to join the traitor in killing Lady Night.

[@sharlesdaviskendy2391]

To be fair, in Diablo you didn’t really have a choice. The soulstone was broken, so it wasn’t enough to hold Diablo on its own. It was either “try and contain it yourself” or “let it loose.”

[@algi1]

What about Spec Ops: The Line?

[@sirjohn9093]

thought about it as well

[@JosefKunrt]

My exact thoughts when I saw the title

[@afd1040]

The all game is about thinking you did the right thing but you were the evil that you despised.

[@mehmetemingoztepe8733]

my thoughts exactly. man... that game hit me hard when i first played it.

[@afd1040]

Kardeş :)

[@tannerboy1991]

portal 2 anyone? putting Wheatley in power

[@davdem8930]

I'm with you, that's a good one

[@teagankarly3053]

George Tanner fallout 3 tenpenny tower also

[@ollie4572]

George Tanner That pissed me off so much

[@samgilley3160]

George Tanner True

[@micahbell1229]

George Tanner tru

[@fernandorodriguez6895]

Fable 3...the first thing that came to mind when i saw the title. Helpef everyone and they all died in the end.

[@mnoelis]

When I saw Oblivion, I thought it would be about the part in the Dark Brotherhood questline where the villain of that questline (can't remember his name at the moment) hijacks your dead drops and has you going to kill the speakers and the listener which leads to Lucien Lachance (your mentor in the Dark Brotherhood) being blamed and killed

[@Dhalin]

While that goes against your goals as a DB Assassin, it's not necessarily a "bad" thing if you consider Good vs Evil, it's a "good" thing if evil assassins die, right?

[@gokublack8342]

@Dhalin I suppose you make a fair point. By killing his mom they created an even worse monster

[@Commanderd2007]

Andy, did you just hand over an evil artefact to Jane? That’s how you get the bad ending! ;)

[@kirkbrandt2349]

When he said “That beard is weak!” I felt so attacked. I just recently shaved my beard off that I’d had over 3 years down to stubble and I feel horrible about it.

[@Captain_Irk]

"So off you Trotsky..." "From then on you're Russian around..." These puns though.

[@JordanSmith-yi3ji]

(sees video title) Oh hi there Spec Ops.

[@JordanSmith-yi3ji]

Or not.

[@ImperativeGames]

If there would be Spec Ops, there should also be Umbrella Corp Sim.

[@steveempiremantra2120]

Jordan Smith lol

[@CarbonFive7]

It's sad I thought I was clever for predicting it before clicking and was wrong

[@SerjTerrible]

Jordan Smith how about far cry 4 when you find out you end up turning Kyrat either into a religious dictatorship regime with sacrifices and religious intolerance or a drug running and making military state using child soldiers both outcomes killing anyone in their way innocent or not

[@AizenShisuke]

I also want to point out Tales of the Abyss. You follow your swordmaster, the only person in the game up to that point to NOT lie to you and cheat you and treat you like crap, to find out that the stuff he wanted you to do incidentally led up to allowing your beloved swordmaster to quite literally destroy the surface of the world. The rest of your squad reluctantly welcomes you back but not before giving you a boatload of grief for being all "its not my fault" and "he made me do it"

[@wugglesx]

Wait... Hold up... This was a game?!? . I swear i remember exactly this happening in an anime with I'm almost positive the same name.. Main character's names luke i think? And about mid way through everything gets crazy as heck and the world basically doomed unless he and his group save the day? How did i not know this was based on a game 😳... Edit: great description btw . Unexpected brought forth a chunk of memories from the details lol.

[@AizenShisuke]

@@wugglesx it's definitely one of my favorite Tales games, of which there are many. Tbh didn't watch the anime lol

[@wugglesx]

@@AizenShisuke it was a good story, over a decade since i saw it and still evened up remembering. I had heard of other tales games but never even realized they had a relation to takes from the abyss or that it was a game. Going to have to figure out if there's a way i can try to pay it even I'm able : ). Thanks again for the comment btw.

[@AizenShisuke]

@@wugglesx pcsx2 and a .iso file. Google is your friend~

[@JamesC-ci1yn]

"Hiding it by throwing it in a river or the battleborn servers" ouch shots fired lol

[@twilliamspro]

Skyrim Dark Brotherhood Questline you head to the palace to kill the emperor by poisoning his food your reward? the death of the entire Brotherhood because you've been betrayed

[@mishy8584]

Tom Williams Productions oblivions worse you kill the black hand while thinking it was a good thing.

[@SCSAsJorts]

Tom Williams Productions but you rebuild the brotherhood cause you're the Listener for the Night mother

[@dickzabreesky7435]

To be fair, the Dark Brotherhood aren't exactly heroes going out and doing heroic things

[@spacegandalf7490]

the Dark Brotherhood are more neutral. and also it is religion and cultish.

[@katherinerybski3925]

Not to mention the random quest in the beginning of the game where you help Cicero get his cart up and running to transport The Night Mother to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary in the first place. Just wanting to do a nice thing for a creepy clown person!

[@ShadowMystic7]

"You're Russian around to correct the timeline"

[@dogistyping1211]

Jonathan Lowe I fucking loved that game

[@redundantchannels8154]

HAHAHAHAHA *get out.*

[@justinnguyen2605]

y'all didn't have Captain Walker from Spec Ops The Line

[@betreyaljustice6096]

Justin Nguyen thank you from all these spec ops the line should be number 1

[@elijahproto]

legit as fuck

[@finbees]

What's Jane going to do with that skull!?

[@JorenMaster]

Katachuu Not something we deserve, but something we need right now...

[@CuppaLLX]

weren't you listening, shes going to show it inside her head, she can control the dark forces unlike that other noob

[@finbees]

Will Jane become Enchantress from Suicide Squad? Tune in next list to find out!

[@GAZAMAN93X]

+Katachuu find out on the next episode of DragonBallZ!

[@akba666]

Stop asking questions. She will hear you.

[@youssefshaaban5901]

In assassin creed rogue: u stole something from underground under the church but then it destroyed everything in that island and your character hated that.

[@dualityofself]

With the Borderlands series, killing the Destroyer at the end of 1 also somehow allows Hyperion to grab the eye and use it for their laser in The Pre-Sequel that they use for trying to destroy Elpis, Pandora's moon. So, killing the Destroyer (the monster you mention) causes even more harm than just wreaking havoc on Pandora. It basically inadvertently caused all of the things that happen in the other two games.

[@phantomnite]

Spoilers for 3 But with Elpis destroyed the Calypso twins most likely wouldn't be able to complete their plan so, really, its another example of Lilith fucking everything up

[@johnny_quach__]

I read E99 as EGG

[@gmaing5397]

SAME EGG

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I found it highly amusing to think of "egg" as the unstable element Russians were playing with. Not inaccurate, though, I mean how the hell are you supposed to reliably fry them without breaking the yolk?

[@pundertalefan4391]

Me as well.

[@LadyOnikara]

In Ocarina of Time, Zelda did something like this. She thought she was helping by having Link collect the stones, but ended up dooming all of Hyrule.

[@Patrick-Phelan]

And Link thought it was a great idea. In their defence, they were eleven at the time.

[@gokublack8342]

@@Patrick-Phelan Link was only 9 in OOT

[@aethirion3713]

No Terraria? You sacrifice your guide to summon an ancient evil to destroy it, and when you do, it releases more deadly ancient evils! Nice job, "hero"!

[@classygamer293]

Eh he was annoying anyway

[@aclarry4890]

I never gave a damn about him, never will.

[@luctaylor8191]

Dinglord Wangbat the point of Terraria isn't to become a hero.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

"So off you Trotsky..." "You're Russian around to correct the timeline" Those puns are so bad they're great.

[@TrueBackLash]

Andy's usually such a nice lad. Him dissing Battleborn came out of left field. Well I actually like the game so I'd probably find that Diablo macguffin he was talking about.

[@corbino9855]

Yeah, I really wish they didn't bash Battleborn there. That was not cool. Also, which Battleborn character do you think would be most likely to stick a demon-possessed stone into their head? I think it would be Orendi.

[@TrueBackLash]

Lisa Kudrow That's who I'd go with. Although if he could, I'd think Aurox.

[@JohnathanJWells]

TrueBackLash PSV I dont think they were bashing on Battleborn as much as they were on their poor release and marketing decisions. Battleborn came out at a terrible moment

[@TrueBackLash]

Johnathan Wells Fair enough

[@davis8727]

Yeah that bummed me out. We don't need more people talking about the low population, it only makes the problem worse. It's a great game and jokes like that just make it seem less so.

[@L0rdLexan01]

Every single Dark Souls ending.

[@lionofash7700]

Only for the dark endings though right? What you do long term in the fire endings keeps everything going a bit longer.

[@anthonybowman3423]

Do I allow the 3 humans left alive to continue fighting endless waves of monsters while the undead continue repeatedly dying multiple times a day, or do I just put the candle out? There's a reason every firekeeper who gets their vision back immediately tries to put out the flame.

[@ihatetacocasa]

... i'm pretty sure the "Dark" ending is the good ending.... u break the cycle and let the world progress

[@silverbeakcrow]

Helping people in DS. Pretty much everyone (with very few exceptions) goes Hollow and truely dies, because the Chosen Undead helped them.

[@DiggyDougSauce94]

Yeah, DS1 and 2's ending are basically "Let's trick this chosen hero into restarting the flame so that us Gods have more time on the clock." The Age of Ancients went and passed, and now the Age of Fire is supposed to and the Age of Dark is supposed to begin, yet the Gods keep pushing it back by relinking or creating a new Flame.

[@dominicelwell5468]

Kinda like helping the minutemen fallout 4 except you were only dooming yourself

[@AllenTax]

Dominic Elwell All the factions. Although to bad you couldn't unite them all, but then that most likely turn out bad to. Damed if you try and damed if you don't.

[@marygutierrez6800]

Another settlement needs your help!

[@silverelite2558]

Dominic Elwell Another Settlement needs your help

[@megamax898]

It is literally impossible to do this on survival mode because you cant fast travel to save those damn settlements.

[@emeraldis3553]

This is the earliest I've ever been. This went up a grand total of 30 seconds ago

[@tomlaidler4142]

Emeraldis love the competition of being the first commenter

[@emeraldis3553]

You know it. I was just clever enough to not comment "First" so my comment wasn't cursed to be second or whatever.

[@AllThingsUnplugged]

What about Until Dawn when you were about spark up filled up with gas to kill the monsters but you forgot your friends were still in the building when the house exploded

[@KLil37]

AllThingsUnplugged That's one possible ending of many

[@efadfa3]

"forgot" please

[@Ryattt81]

Janes commentary on singularity was so funny. Science fires, and vague references to Leon Trotsky when talking about potential soviet dictators. Brilliant.

[@MiketheMadness]

What about the entirety of fucking Spec Ops: The Line.

[@fthomason93]

MiketheMadness I think that's a bit too obvious

[@ImperativeGames]

One could say it wasn't unpredictable, actual help with unforeseen consequences.

[@swagmoney9818]

Maybe just the white phosphorus thing then

[@danielsmith5664]

yeah...that scene messed me up for a while XD

[@miadaorerk1681]

Nothing about Tales from the Borderlands where Rhys thought he was helping by downloading the info from Dr. Nakayama's drive and he ended up destroying Helios and killing thousands of people in an attempt to kill Jack?

[@hazzkii_]

Dishonored. You help the Loyalists but at the end you are betrayed by Havelock and poisoned.

[@thermo4459]

Hazzki and you betrayed at the beginning to poor corvo can't trust anyone

[@kingnikolai5799]

Hazzki well that’s not a “time you thought you were helping but doomed everyone” cause if it’s a lc corvo then everything turns out alright

[@squidfan6187]

Jeez. Spoilers, much? I mean, I already knew that, but still.........

[@Void-ih5wx]

Or dishonered 2 ..yeah i am two years too late..

[@pepsiboy4274]

@@Void-ih5wx no worries I still here not everybody discover this channel

[@233jester]

What about Spec Ops: The Line where that essentially is the whole point? About foolishly attempting to become the hero, and not only causing more damage than everything before, but you also became the villian. You turned yourself into the type of man you were trying to stop. And also what about Dragon's Dogma in which you go through 95% of the game figuring the dragon is the bad guy, up until you fight and beat him only to result in the a majority of the main city being destroyed and unleashing even worse and more dangerous monsters upon the land than before

[@irvancrocs1753]

how about white phosphorus in spec ops the line? we thought we killed the bad guys, but boy we were wrong..

[@XXGDUBSXX]

irvanCrocs well you do you just kill a bunch of other people too

[@NeoZero44]

irvanCrocs Literally all Spec Ops: The Line gets in this category

[@allsucksX]

irvanCrocs Nah using white phosphorus is pretty much a bad thing from the beginning, considering how it is kinda a gruesome chemical weapon and thus banned under the rules of war

[@ImperativeGames]

If you think white phosphorus is OK, then you should work in Umprella Corp. "We develop Zombie virus cuz maybe it will become useful and it's cool weapon to sell"

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

irvanCrocs Phosphorus....The best element

[@TheOriginalScribbleStudios]

I have an idea like this for a potential villain Pokémon team. They act like complete friends and ask you to retrieve something for them and then it’s revealed they want to summon a legendary that could POTENTIALLY kill everyone. It would be a fossil legendary, which would be a first, and resurrecting them could potentially cause a new extinction

[@awhochen1563]

That narrator's voice from Diablo sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10.

[@ThePixelro]

It's the same guy so...

[@awhochen1563]

Mufat oh that's cool

[@michaelbiland5575]

And Colonel Campbell from MGS....

[@carolstedry4737]

Jane's face after a terrible pun is the best!! 😃

[@jacobgriffiths8477]

Lets not forget about Spec Ops: The line when you fire missiles at “bad guys”

[@phantomphoenix4981]

Jacob Griffiths that whole game shows that you aren’t really the good guys, and in almost every ending, it shows your true self

[@arytom282]

Surprised divinity 2 ego draconis wasn't on that list, its old but gold, you literally spend the entire game thinking you are a hero but in the end turns out you're just a pawn

[@shadenox8164]

Oh I loved that ending.

[@Terastas]

In Chrono Cross, your primary villain is a furry named Lynx, who murdered the family of your first (unless you recruited Poshul) ally, backstabs everyone under him, consorts with shadow demons, and at the end of the first act, swaps bodies with you so you have to answer for all his evil shenanigans while he commits even more evil acts in YOUR body. Finally catch up with him, and you find out that Lynx is actually FATE, a supercomputer in the futuristic city of Chronopolis, drawing its power from the Frozen Frame, which, near as can be told, is a fragment of LAVOS, which you may recall as the ultimate world-devouring evil from Chrono Trigger. So you destroy FATE. . . And hey, guess what: FATE's purpose was to PRESERVE the world by sealing away the Dragon God Shadow-of-the-Colossus style, who had presented themselves to you as guardians of the world but are actually fragments of one being who wholly intend to "save the world" by wiping out everything in it. And Kid? Your first (unless you recruited Poshul) ally? She's cool with that. Bravo, Hero of Time. Bravo.

[@qadashchaayah144]

Great breakdown and excellent point! But I though Lynx was Serge's dad that got changed into a furry via the dragon tear? That as my understanding of that.

[@Datboi_23]

The way Steel screamed NOOOOOOOO when she was eaten by the destroyer was what really made me happy in Borderlands

[@jynxed66six54]

quick fact: you dont play as alex mercer in prototype. instead, you are the virus which overtook his body and memories. because of this, you awake believing you are alex mercer, and you basically are. same memories and personality. but mercer is dead, never to be alive again.

[@jamiekrutzfeldt3522]

Joseph Payne I'm even more confused about prototype now

[@jynxed66six54]

its a strange concept. if you were to awaken in someone else's body, with their memories, would you be you or them? at the end of the game, he says "alex mercer is dead". i though that was metaphorical before, but ive realised he is literally dead.

[@LightTrack-]

He isn't literally dead. He says that because he died. His humanity is lost. It's actually a metaphor. Technically, he did die but the virus revived him. "The Virus" behaves and is controlled by Mercer himself. Therefore, Mercer lives as The Virus. At the cost of his Humanity.

[@ImperativeGames]

He lost himself and became main villain in Prototype 2, so that's also that. Personally, I think you killed yourself from one second (brain cycle) ago and took his place, taking all memories from him and stuff. But people tend agree that's new you == old you... so why Mercer is different?

[@mrwindupbird101]

That raises a lot of philosophical questions when you think about it. Is it Alex because they are his memories or is it the Virus because it is physically the virus? Are we more than our memories?

[@wolfkiller4]

How bout when we payed Konami for not allowing Kojima to finish off Phantom Pain?

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

It's especially sad when you consider that they sold lots of copies of Ground Zeroes beforehand. You would think that would be a good sign to just let everyone finish TPP

[@thornwall6303]

2:30 Look I was just doing what I thought was right! The spooky undead ghost voice told me to reassemble his skeleton in a dark creepy basement, I did that, and somehow I accidentally summoned an Elder Lich! I don't know where I went wrong!

[@Navir9]

Hey i wanna add something for oblivion. When you do contracs for the dark brotherhood you actually kill members of the black hand

[@Meteorite_Shower]

Here's one more: You gave spoiler warnings for Borderlands 2, but accidentally spoiled Borderlands 1 instead. Whoops.

[@awesomelalo5125]

4head

[@alexmanev2638]

It spoiled both, the vault monster in bl and eridium in bl2

[@awesomelalo5125]

@@alexmanev2638 no

[@Chiori0352]

to be fair Alex mercer is evil

[@MatthewSanthos]

What about red dead redemption undead nightmare, where you have to kill all big foots thinking they're some kind of monsters who eats babies, and later find out that they're actually sapient beings who just wanted to live in peace with nature. that shit broke my heart.

[@brotherethan3089]

what about in Life Is Strange, when you save chloe's dad by going back in time but end up paralyzing Chloe?

[@NicoUnken]

Dear god that sucked. XD

[@jasonblalock4429]

Yeah, that whole chapter is pretty much why I'll probably never play LiS again.

[@morbid333]

+Jason Blalock but that was the best chapter

[@brosephstalin5292]

Man, once we got there, then it just got weird. Then it got really weird in the last episode.

[@florianricquart4114]

"If it's a statue of Guy Fiery, then you're screwed" (Not sure of the spelling) **proceeds to have 413 flashbacks**

[@urbanprojectz]

lol 6:27 "your russian around".

[@ryloken4297]

"...Like the Battleborn servers." That was brutal

[@billwake4695]

6:22 the face of confidence Jane makes about how the dead guy is voiced by Nolan North I just can't XD

[@nyperold7530]

To be fair to the Brothers Mario, they were (maybe) trapped down there and it sure wouldn't help things in the long run to just refuse to do anything.

[@LionmaneElsie08]

The Mario part really cracked me up 😁 it’s true - you never see them doing any actual plumbing and as soon as they do, they f*ck everything up!

[@-RickySpanish-]

I love how Jane at the beginning just low key inserts the Auditore cape in there with the 100 feathers too

[@ethanmcbee9556]

Jane's puns are Stalin the show.

[@Aussie_Tom]

+1 for the Carpenter Brut shirt

[@Aussie_Tom]

Look closely mein freund. It's Tom Cruise with an upside down face :D

[@matrixphijr]

Well... technically his face is right-side up. It's the rest of him that's upside down.

[@MrNetrizhul]

People don't get it I assume because in Borderlands games series we are NOT the good guys. We are the villains.

[@coltonwilliams4153]

That is a good point. Well, not what we would call villains. The playable characters motivations aren’t doing bad things for the sake of being bad. They’re all consummate mercs. Hired guns doing a job and looking for the big score. I’ve only played the presequal and 2, but I assume that’s what it is in the first. Far as I’m aware, the only time you obviously work for the bad guy is the presequal, and that’s because you didn’t know what kind of @ss Jack was. Although I wonder if Wilhelm and that one chick Jack ended up dating (can’t remember her name) would have still wound up working with him.

[@guitarbass22]

In 1, you’re a bunch of mercenaries after the riches of the vault (which you do end up finding in Knoxx’s armory in the third DLC so it’s not all bad). In TPS, you are working for Jack and he is paying you...whether he is good or bad is kind of not your concern. In 2, you are after another vault to start, but then get flung into this massive mess that is Jack’s crusade over the people of Pandora and you end up fighting for the good guys, led by the mercenaries of the first game. It’s all very crazy when you think about it.

[@drangelice]

Hence the fact that Pandora ain't no place for no hero and gives no rest for the wicked

[@switchblade6]

@@coltonwilliams4153 Guess you could say he's a jackass?

[@MasahikoKohineko]

What about when you blow up the institute in Fallout 4? think of all those years of research lost in a single explosion!

[@Terry.W]

Yay nice to see Singularity getting some love ....great game..

[@Snakkadooby]

"Off you Trotski" Well played, Jane. Well played.

[@jebisdumb1002]

I KNEW DEMICHEV WAS GONNA BE ON HERE

[@jebisdumb1002]

When dr barisov says u have to go back in time then stop urself from saving demichev there are 2 choices u have a gun u shoot the doc or demichev and whoever u shoot u join the other guys team if u kill both u become a rebel

[@mr.nopenopenopenope1977]

Wrong...9 year old me shot both. The ending for that is that YOU rule the world using the monsters.

[@Michael-Filla]

heres an odd request for a video..... 10 cutscenes you can't skip. just a thought.