The Spicy Rat Caper Pt2 | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 2

[@Cheezbuckets]

Dob: Better knock out this guy without hurting him excessively. We're not monsters here! Corazón: Well, I'll tie up this other guy without hurting him at all. Merilwen: I try to shoot the first guy for messing with nature! Prudence: HE WILL MAKE A FINE SACRIFICE TO CTHULU.

[@thomasb2265]

Cheezbuckets sounds about right. Though, I must admit, I'm not big on incapacitation, more decapitation. Is that a bad thing?

[@thomasb2265]

Cheezbuckets we bow down and accept Prudence as our all-powerful mistress, and we hope not to invite her wrath upon us. I don't like mage characters, as a sword master myself. But the Eldritch blast is fricking awesome

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

I’m honestly just hoping she doesn’t find my safe house/ bomb shelter......

[@polkarrty]

Twenty episodes later ORPHAN MURDER

[@sisiissiisslsosioss4621]

Dapper Horus not just murder, they became cement!

[@thebicameralmonk359]

So when Luke says incapacitate, Ellen hears shoot in the knee and Jane hears erase from existence. Why am I not surprised?

[@jamespaulsen2743]

Ellen’s method may have more finesse, but Jane’s method is more fun, and in the end, far more effective.

[@Bigal3031]

You know your in trouble when the pirate is the voice of reason

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@Bigal3031 more importantly when LUKE is the voice of reason

[@nocturnetuber]

Jane's a Tiefling Warlock, because of course she is.

[@cryptichearts3709]

Natorix you are sooooo right

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

So... Luke fails to kick a guy while he's down. Ellen fails to shoot a guy while he's down. Jane obliterates a guy while he's down. Sounds about right.

[@fischaventine8313]

All the NON-lethal attacks miss but slaughtering hits

[@danielarosindo]

They didn't change much to the last adventure 🤣🤣

[@hallower1980]

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Jane." "Jane who?" "Eldritch blast!!"

[@bradyboebel2088]

Aaron Miller Yes, just yes!

[@DiZtheJedi]

Now *THAT'S* hideous laughter!

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Eldritch what? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (dies)

[@fischaventine8313]

*time slows as the Eldritch blast flies into your face*

[@BogeyTheBear]

*Dob:* Knock knock *Charmed Guard:* Who's there? *Prudence:* ( _thamaturged into Protoss Computer Voice_ ) NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

[@chazfu]

Oxboxtra: the official party of "that escalated quickly."

[@harleenhufflepuff340]

And we haven't even seen Merilwen's Meat Grinder yet! 🤣

[@big924]

@@harleenhufflepuff340 now we’ve gone to clearing out Alcatraz in a single day

[@pinkcowqueen]

And Merilwen's now a war criminal...

[@kellenmoore960]

"There's nothing funny about that sacred hymn." Dobb *as a single tear gingerly rolls down his face*

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

Rolls cinnamon-ly down his face 😆

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Dob

[@overlongname]

My own headcanon: Luke: I'll roll the dices... Ellen: I think the plural is "die" Luke: Flamingos never say die

[@aspirationsDelineation]

Die is singular, while Dice can be singular or plural.

[@anothercreator7433]

Luke: I’ll roll the douse... Ellen: I think you mean “die” Luke: Flamingos never say die

[@elafimilo8199]

@@aspirationsDelineation I think that's just descriptivism, no?

[@MystFox1314]

caytropica Dice should never be singular in my opinion

[@arcticseanachai2283]

first Andy is called a bastard pirate then a rude pirate, seems people are warming up to him

[@completelypointlesstv]

"You can take this horse, and piss off while you have it" Is the best line ever. Also the look on Luke's face as Jane explains how she *ahem* incapacitates the guard is something I hope never to forget.

[@spilledink1491]

... a loud clang echoes as the pommel of Dob's rapier strikes the concrete beside the nearly incapacitated guard's head. Before he can recover an arrow whizzes past his face, lodging itself deep into the ground just beside fallen man's knee. What in the hell...? he thinks to himself as he turns back to see a crestfallen Merilwen standing beside the cart, recently expended bow in hand. He is about to call out to her when the air suddenly begins to crackle. Like a vampire roused from its slumber, Prudence slowly looms out from beneath the sheet, arms outstretched at her sides, eyes aglow with demonic fury. All the while, the sound of hysterical laughter can still be heard at the other end of the hall. Dob barely has time to duck before a torrent of arcane energy comes hurtling in the direction of the poor guard's face, melting it as well as the rest of his body into an unidentifiable pink paste. Corazon, alarmed by the commotion, finishes tying up the now softly sobbing entry man and returns to investigate. He finds Dob lying in the fetal position beside a crimson smear on the stone being looked upon by a shaken Merilwen and a rather huffy looking Prudence. "She she she..." is all the orc can manage, but the scene needs no explanation. Corazon gapes at Prudence in disgust. "I'm a pirate, and even I think that's bad." The tiefling only rolls her eyes. "You're welcome," is all she says.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

This is so good! The OXBOX crew is funnier and thus still somewhat better, though.

[@myrrhfortheroad]

LOL!! Thank you for this! Well-written!

[@MonsterPumpkin]

Amazing! Well written

[@Wulf-cub]

And now the tied up guard is scarred for life.

[@funiscool7575]

Good

[@funnyparadox7816]

Team Oxtra "We incapacitate the target" and they miss Team Oxbox "KILL KILL KILL" and the disintegrate a guard

[@tbird7304]

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an Eldritch Blast to the face after a failed dexterity check made an arrow miss my knee. Now I'm forever wrapped in the embrace of Cthulu! Pfft... Wood Elves.

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

T Bird define "eldritch" if you're so eager on using it as an adjective.

[@tetsujin86]

"Eldritch - Weird and sinister. Ghostly." The grammar checks out. Move along.

[@tetsujin86]

Mmm... Tentacles!

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@proudblackjynx Eldritch _is_ an adjective. Don't know what you're on.

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 but it is an adjective even in the spell name it's an adjective. Define eldritch if you're so sure it's a noun

[@generalmanyara]

Ellen: I'll just try to stop him with minimum damage :) Jane: ALL THE DAMAGE! IN THE FACE! FIRE!!!!!

[@alakurielle]

#beonfire

[@joehadari7315]

Face Shooty! Face Shooty! KILL THE FILTHY HUMAN!

[@GreyBladeRover]

YE WILL BE A SACRIFICE TO THE GREAT OLD ONE!

[@outsidexbox]

And we were there! OXOX

[@SenorBurritoJr]

Yarr! Ye fantasy speak be on point in this one, matey!

[@harrypayne8774]

outsidexbox YAY!

[@Mormielo]

Snatching gold and toasting people!

[@jacobpieters4500]

outsidexbox ha, OxOx

[@Jambobist]

Drinking rum and melting faces.

[@lucasm.3864]

Luke tries knocking a guy unconscious, Ellen tries shooting his knee, but Jane just blasts the guy into oblivion.

[@lordinquisitor6233]

Lucas M what did you expect

[@lucasm.3864]

Good point. At least she's a... devout follower?

[@itisALWAYSR.A.]

I thought the point of roleplaying was to NOT be yourselves for a while?

[@Jambobist]

Cthulhu was pleased, you guys want an angry Cthulhu cutting about? Melting that guy's face off was the prudent thing to do.

[@ComanderScar]

I see what you did there ;)

[@Jambobist]

It's amazing that, whatever the situation, Jane always finds a way to melt someone's face with a space laser.

[@Thrythlind]

heh, Orbital Death Space Laser is a 2nd level druid spell actually....though it's called Moon Beam.

[@CarlyCurly_]

True that

[@brentage5000]

@@Thrythlind from the future, we should have seen this coming

[@chrismanuel9768]

You know, rewatching these old episodes and I'm realizing how good D&D is at promoting teamwork. Andy was very... Type A in the early episodes. But as time has gone on, he's much more flexible and cooperative. And Ellen, she's always been quiet and a bit passive, but she's gotten more confident since these episodes. GROWTH.

[@liminalheadspace5624]

Dob : what do you call a tiefling in a cart? Anything you want she can't hear you. Distant voice : WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU BUCK TOOTHED HOB GOBLIN?!

[@willben20]

Once this particular campaign is done, could someone please animate the whole adventure? Just that combat piece alone would be hilarious to watch. Dob and Merilwen stumbling to incap this guard and Prudence just sighs, and disintegrates the guard in one attack. "Well? Let's go?"

[@alakurielle]

This! 1000 times, this! Somebody please do this! o.o

[@phenjaws569]

yes that would be hilarious

[@isaiahf-d846]

So I'm wondering did this ever happen

[@ultrabigfella]

@@isaiahf-d846 same.

[@Alyx_Aizawa]

The *entire* adventure being animated would probably kill the artist but favorite moments are way more easier to do

[@no-rd5tn]

adventure of the spicy rat... and the other guys

[@lucasm.3864]

Thats not a nice thing... Luke just had some bad rolls!

[@johnpenn5360]

Mc Uber Boss I thought he was vanilla scented now?

[@Reids0me]

Spicy Rat and Co.

[@populousclone7330]

Mc Uber Boss the spicy CLEAN rat remember

[@alexiggutierrez]

It took me literally the entire episode to realize that M. Channail is just Mike....

[@samsavc123]

alex gutierrez OH MY LORD

[@fischaventine8313]

Wait what!?

[@Globleak]

it took me a year.

[@NosamTheWise]

It took me several years and reading this comment to realize that lmao

[@victoryv3539]

😮 How.....did I not realize this??

[@broadleaf81]

My new official catchphrase: "I remain huffy."

[@fischaventine8313]

And “I remain tiered 😴”

[@isupergirl]

"I can still hear you." Straight out of Monty Python, that. Hilarious!

[@spartacusmills]

Now I'm not saying it was inevitable that Prudence would melt a defenceless semi-conscious man into liquid oblivion at some point, but hang on never mind that's exactly what I'm saying carry on.

[@hamesjetfield0]

Luke, Ellen and Andy, trying to incapacitate the guards without killing them while Jane goes full Palpatine on the poor sod. That is just classic her. That man had a famil... I mean I submit to the dark side Empress Jane, please don't turn me into ash.

[@FaultBat]

To be fair, he is definitely incapacitated.

[@hamesjetfield0]

Jesus! Talk about overkill.

[@shawnosborne7102]

FaultBat more like decapitated I well see myself out

[@Jambobist]

That wasn't overkill, she killed him exactly the right amount.

[@ComanderScar]

He got in over his head.

[@CarlyCurly_]

Random guard: Prudence: *YOUR FREE TRIAL OF EXISTENCE HAS ENDED*

[@andymcp4752]

5:11 When you ask a genuine question but it comes across way too agressive

[@lucasm.3864]

Andy Mcp The weirdest part is that her audio wasn't even altered.

[@lucyalvey2770]

I literally fell off my chair from laughing so hard, like, damn

[@jacobborton3114]

Jane, the only sensible one that simply killed the guard. Now he's permanently incapacitated. What more do the rest of you want? Just let her melt faces, it keeps everyone happy.

[@georgesears934]

36:06 "I shouldn't have got hot headed". You know who else shouldn't have got hot headed? That poor guard who's head is now the temperature of a pizza oven and is currently smeared over a ten foot radius. I'm imagining Sarah Connor's nightmare from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

[@tacoman2147]

I laughed too hard at this.

[@pokelock1432]

George Sears I

[@sonofpears4691]

I was thinking more Indiana jones when they open the ark of the covenant

[@CARTONofSUKI]

Lmao @ WHAT GIVES WITH YOUR POTION MAN?!

[@brentage5000]

Jack Carton DON'T KNOW! I GOT IT AT THE RODEO!

[@bezerkoid]

@@brentage5000 WHAT'S A RODEO?

[@AngelBeatYunara]

That poor poor guard. First he got almost Skyrimmed in the knee, then he gets his face melted off. :(

[@chazfu]

Needs more Spicy Rat and Ellen Cat.

[@charlie_lock]

Ellen, Andy and Jane's reaction when Luke says "let US in" to the guard and the charisma check fails lmao

[@alzingafagan7501]

Merchant: There's a crypt, it looks abandanded Me: all crypts looks abandoned. I passed ten crypts and they all use abandoned.

[@oliverpritchardjones3901]

This group is a dm's dream. Mine mug everyone they see

[@tychogoedhart286]

Oh but they derail poor johnny almost every campaing

[@SloppyMcFloppy1029]

@@tychogoedhart286 derailing isn't too bad, murderhobo's are worse i think...

[@LtBasil]

You think that's bad? You should see my group. There isn't a single sane character in the entire party. Imagine a group where half of them are as violent as Prudence, and the other half just do random crap for the lulz regardless of whether or not it'll actually help them.

[@Dream146]

Have them run into Elminster on the road, then they'll see how quickly mugging a kindly old man in fantasy land can go south.

[@gingergamer3270]

@@LtBasil so three chaotic evils, three chaotic neutrals?

[@garrettsmith8562]

Bless you, Jane! "I remain huffy." I was dying through this whole episode.

[@jeffreywells1832]

Jane is really in her element here.

[@ehdollet9641]

This is so bloody good, R.I.P Guard, may Cthulhu be pleased with your soul

[@campomambo]

ehdollet ash for the ash god!

[@lordinquisitor6233]

ehdollet Cthulhu

[@d0natr0n47]

I'm not even entirely convinced there was a soul left for Cthulu after that... I think it was just pleased with Jane for fear of what she'd do to it if it wasn't. Something tells me this is more of a 'Cthulu worships Jane' than 'Jane worshipping Cthulu' type of setup here tbh... (and I know it's technically Prudence and not Jane...but let's​ be real, Cthulu knows what's going down)

[@campomambo]

D0nATr0n that's right mortal, keep telling yourself that what you know is the thing to fear.....ignore this talk of -elder gods- . This so called "cuthooloo" is just the talk of madmen. Ignore the -tentacles- reaching out from the dark

[@campomambo]

D0nATr0n kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKesfXmMf7KDrLs

[@Alovatololo]

Ghost: I used to be a guard until I took an Eldritch Blast to the face.

[@fischaventine8313]

Other Ghost: What?! Me too.

[@adamwilson6515]

It's like Ellen is an assassin. Whenever anything is happening, the hood goes on

[@ArbiterBacon]

Only Jane would try to loot a disintegrated corpse 😂

[@cordeliaseil]

ArbiterBacon Skyrim logic right there 😂

[@TheOneTrueEfrate]

That's every d & d character from my 16 years of experience. On both sides of the screen.

[@AFLoneWolf]

If you've played Fallout you know it's possible.

[@jamesanthony8438]

She should've gotten the melted body tissue gold lump and had Dob freshen it up so that it didn't stink :)

[@joelhaggis5054]

ArbiterBacon hey, it works in skyrim.

[@ripopol]

"There is nothing funny about the lullaby" you keep saying that

[@tychogoedhart286]

You keep saying that, but frankly I disagree

[@i_heart_caligula6204]

Make a t-shirt featuring the characters with the tag line "Please Adventure Responsibly". I will take three.

[@Dung30n]

Add 2 in size small for me. Someone do the fanart, get it up on a tshirt...profit

[@timmyteaches7663]

I run a t-shirt printing business so I can easily make this happen if you submit the design to me.

[@Trex-tk2kz]

as soon as I heard heard Ellen say "I go for the leg" I thought to myself "Someone has been playing too much Skyrim"

[@Dawnmon]

Merilwen: Warning shot Prudence: DISINTEGRATE

[@GoVocaloider]

32:32 "I mean, you're welcome!" Damn straight! What do you do when the plan isn't going accordingly and there's chaos after trying to handle it the first way? You go with the second, undiscussed, emergency plan and tie up the loose ends.

[@ClaireAgincourt]

Oh god, jane's reactions to luke sucking at being evil is hilarious

[@Sirfinchyyy]

Who could have guessed that a 1-shot could have become the behemoth that is Oxventure? Johnny running D&D for the Oxbox/Oxtra is easily in my top 3 favourite D&D groups.

[@mitch33v]

Jane really pepped up after she got to disintegrate that guy

[@DungeonBricks]

At this point, Istrongly belive Mike is going to appear as the final boss

[@leahmork4299]

zadel88 just saying. M. Channail is the potion maker. Mike Channel. I'm surprised it took the oxboxtra community this long to figure it out. Boom mind blown

[@MegaDale42]

Leah Mork it was in the comments for part 1 as well

[@leahmork4299]

MegaDale42 oh really? I didn't see that. The more you know :)

[@notamimic7253]

Leah Mork and 3 Months later mike is a dragon man

[@joshuahadams]

Ten moths on he hasn't really burninated much besides two dudes in a boathouse and some goblins.

[@RodrigoCML7]

This was already the best thing ever, but I truly lost it at Dob's disguise. Please never stop doing this. Also Mike needs to join eventually and play a Wild Mage.

[@ashdee24]

But how can Dob fit gold in his pocket when it's full of Spicy Rat?

[@treechild869]

magic

[@fischaventine8313]

2 pockets?

[@BrotherMag]

@@fischaventine8313 sound logic 😎

[@benbragg8443]

When Ellen attempts to Skyrim the guard but fails miserably.

[@louisdaspegs5720]

NuclearCupcakes I took an arrow to the knee

[@CarlyCurly_]

@@louisdaspegs5720 lucky you & all the guards, if it misses, you get vaporised

[@JKM395]

I don't know about anybody else, but I'm absolutely loving this! Please make it an occasional feature.

[@luvurnignog]

As a fairly experienced DM I can say with certainty that you are playing it wrong and also that whatever mutation you've created is amazing. Don't change a thing and please give me more!

[@cosmoreverb3943]

luvurnignog As someone that started playing a few months ago, I can confirm that they're playing it wrong and that they should absolutely keep going.

[@timmyteaches7663]

As someone who played a couple times I can confirm that they are playing it correctly. You can't play DnD wrong which is like the biggest selling point. It's all up to you and your imagination how you play and what is right or wrong.

[@Eunostos]

@Timmy Teaches The current rules are pretty specific and clean, actually. You can play it "wrong" in terms of not even remotely in line with those rules (like using completely incorrect stats, giving abilities at wrong levels, etc) - that's why the game can be played competativesly (see: tournaments). It's just that "wrong" in the context of a home game is fine - you defended against what wasn't even a criticism.

[@DoctorJimalicious]

They are playing it wrong rule-wise. But they are having so much fun, that it's delightful.

[@robbygray7391]

I feel like the only things I spotted as wrong were Johnny calling for a Dex check on Prudence's Eldritch Blast- should use her spellcasting ability mod, Dob not getting advantage on a prone guard, and the guard's AC changing from 12 to 11, IIRC.

[@Nosferatu755]

you guys really ought to play Call of Cthulhu. You work well as a unit and you've got the brains for an investigation

[@jons6834]

I'm 43 years old and have never played d and d. Now I want to!

[@Delightfully_Bitchy]

It's been three years: Have you?

[@rkbmcb]

I will add my voice to the chorus of KEEP DOING THIS IT'S SO FUUUUUNNNNNN

[@tired_and_bored_nerd]

“Good motto rude pirate, you can have this horse and you can piss off while you’ve got it” is my fav quote

[@youngkim5909]

So Luke and Ellen are trying to spare the guard and Jane just bbqs the guy? Have games taught you nothing???? SHE'S THE VILLAIN

[@thegreenassassin553]

Nah, I wouldn't call her *the* villain. Evil party members in videogames tend to be midgame or second-to-last bosses :p

[@d0natr0n47]

I dunno if I see Jane as the Villain to be fair....she's more an agent of Chaos....kinda like the Joker. She just wants to watch the World (and in this case, the Gaurd) burn.

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

"Can you let us in." "Who is us?" *"The horse"*

[@frumpygoose5640]

Andy and Jane trying to stay quiet is just brilliant! You can really feel their pain hahaha!

[@frodobaggins7710]

I like how even a board game descends into absolute chaos when Oxbox and Oxtra are involved.

[@timmyteaches7663]

Frodo Baggins tabletop rpg* Much different from a board game.

[@aidancox5481]

Having played this game for quite a while, I can safely say it descends into chaos regardless.

[@masterful.snowelf6072]

I have said it before and i will say it again....... I love you guys. I have never been interested in D&D before watching Prudence, Merilwen, Dob and the thief :D. On their first ever adventure, I suppose i should mention his name....

[@AhsimNreiziev]

Yep. Oxbox single-handedly managed to get me interested into D&D. I might even go out and try to find others who are as funny and wonderfully disorganized, yet also extremely intelligent and highly effective, as they are.

[@NunoTavares_zonenders_]

Try watching Critical Role. A little long but it is very funny.

[@dustriderhuntingparty4460]

Of course Jane would roll for MAX damage on an arcane spell from an evil god in her first try ¿Oxtra has their tributes ready? I don't wanna see you people turned to charcoal )':

[@EmmaEquinox]

omg the mustache and glasses "disguise kit" had me dying

[@fernandocastro4795]

I'm a bit disappointed the chest wasn't a mimic. Mimics are the best (from a DM point of view I mean)

[@wwaxwork]

It's too obvious when it's a chest. You want a mimic door that they have to touch. *laughs evil DM laugh*

[@soshalconstruct5463]

Hopefully he's building up a sense of security for future chests.

[@Mormielo]

I really thought it was a mimic.

[@Johnsmith-ok2cv]

They are only lvl 1 I would doubt they would be able to handle a legit mimic. But there could of been a trap or at least a lock

[@Mormielo]

I somehow think that the DMing is not so strict here...

[@joeyschaufeli1683]

Never played any DnD but this is HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS! Can't remember the last time I cried from laughter. Luke and Ellen: let's incapacitate the guard so he does not raise the alarm... Jane: hmmm these walls could use a nice coat of paint... I bet red would look amazing ELDRITCH BLAST!

[@patrikhjorth3291]

Play tip for Luke: when playing a Bard, and you (the player) have an idea, don't just say "I have a plan!" You can instead say "You know, in the song 'The Epic Tale of Wesley the Cunning Cucumber Catcher', the rogue hero actually does *this*!" and then you explain your idea. As a Bard, you not only provide entertainment and political commentary, but also live to perpetuate lore and traditions in the shape of songs and stories. It is perfectly appropriate to let those stories inspire your actions! Even if you have to invent those stories on the fly ;-)

[@patrikhjorth3291]

I would just like to add the following: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2fVo4eIhNSNf9k

[@jesseholder9795]

You sir are probably an excellent party mate for any campaign. I shall roll up a bard in honor of this comment.

[@outsidextra]

The D&D Oxventure continues! Corazón, Prudence, Dob and Merilwen roll the dice and attempt to infiltrate a crypt using stealth and cunning. So uh, let's see how that goes. If you missed part 1, catch it here, kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHy5m5JrppaNabM and enjoy! - OX

[@Chooch1080]

Oh hell yea! DnD Fridays are awesome!!

[@atomic3691]

I can't wait to find out what happens next. Who is M. Channel? Is the a cure? Do you make it out with the treasure? Or does Jane blow everything up and force Ellen to be her pet cat? Find out, next time.

[@zpick2214]

you all are very creative storytellers as a group, it has been very entertaining and i hope you all do a few quests and add mike in

[@b2air1921]

Outside Xtra DO MORE DAILY SERIES LET'S GO PRETTY PLEASE COME ON I BARELY GET TO PLAY D&D ANYMORE AND THIS IS ONE THE BEST I HAVE SEEN ON KZbin. YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD IDEAS LIKE DECEIVING THE SALESMAN AND RENTING A HORSE TO GET INTO THE CRYPT. WE NEED MORE

[@danielwild5229]

Outside Xtra This is great! Good ideas! Funny stuff as well! Keep it up!

[@sleepinggargoyle]

warlocks use charisma for their spellcasting not dexterity other than that im having lots of fun watching this

[@matheusrudzevicius6448]

Sleeping Gargoyle was looking for this

[@jacobborton3114]

I was looking to see if anyone pointed it out. I got all twitchy when he kept telling Jane to use her Dex instead of Cha with her spell. That, and Eldritch Blast doesn't add your modifier to the damage unless you have (and use) the Agonizing Blast invocation, which you don't get until level 2. Yes, I am a nerd and bit of a "rules lawyer."

[@eurogamer]

MY BAD

[@jacobborton3114]

Eurogamer Ah, you're fine. :) You do a really good job stringing along a narrative and building the story. Some of us (me) are just OCPD.

[@Corbald]

Seems an appropriate decision to me. She had to miss Dob, and 'Blast is aimed.

[@simpleseranade710]

Corazon: I’m a pirate but even by my standards... Also Corazon: Kicks an old man to death

[@djiovanemarfil808]

Twice

[@tyrannicpuppy]

Jane steps up and no one is appreciative. That description though. A firecracker in a red velvet cupcake... Magical.

[@RAWSIN13]

I think we've all learned a very important lesson this episode.... DONT GET JANE HUFFY!

[@TransGuyShane]

I cannot believe it has been 5 years since the oxventurer began ♡ And I am so glad this new channel has been made ♡ I live here now lol

[@Towndusk]

I have been laughing so much that I haven´t realized I watched both episodes in the glympse of an eye. I would genuinely see you playing this for many chapters and not get tired. Hurray for the video editor xD

[@secondrateseth8360]

I was about to say, Prudence is my favourite now, after that Eldritch Blast! But then I remembered like, everything Corazón said, and Dob randomly attacking everyone after lying his way past them just fine, and Merilwen missing a prone target, and now I'm just... they're all my favourite.

[@thelegend8570]

i can imagine a bunch of warriors trying to knock out this one guy and they keep failing horribly and a demon just pops out of the back of a cart and shoot a huge beam of death across the room and snipes the guard straight in the head from a mile away, leaving him headless.

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

I love Johnny's "A beam of crackling energ- ooooh, boy..."

[@godspeed2272]

"We'll give him a stern warning, maybe cut his hands off."

[@chiprahn]

Whenever Jane eldritch blasts that guy in the face I just imagine the scene from Halo 4. Or the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[@elliottwatt5297]

This is my new version of a Saturday morning cartoon. Thrilling and mysterious villains, interesting if slightly inept heroes, an intriguing plot with spicy rats. What more could anyone ask for?

[@DamnedEyez]

So...did Ellen get her 3 gold back, or did Andy nick them? (I'm still confused on whether or not Luke contracted rabies during his backstory)

[@DamnedEyez]

Having finally gotten to finish watching this ep...where did they get all the gold to begin with? They spent the lockbox 15 on the horse, so what'd they give polearm guy? This game needs an accountant. (Then again, no idea how much they started off with.)

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Damned Eyez So based from what you said, before the game even started, they already have some money.

[@DamnedEyez]

Yes...though no idea how much. Andy specified the lockbox 15 and the 5 he stole to make the 20 for the horse...which I still think 3 of which may have been Ellen's. It could be explained away as part of their plan they put together during the trip and just wasn't explicitly stated. There's normally starting money, often used to purchase starting equipment, but they haven't divulged such info, nor posted starting character sheets.

[@dozzy9984]

Damned Eyez merchant left his earnings when he was running away, then Dob tried to destroy shopping cart (I wonder how would it go if he would have succeeded?).

[@CarlyCurly_]

Luke apparently did, but apparently is ok now????

[@annes8655]

I always come back to this episode when I need a good laugh. It's particularly fun to see how much they've grown as players and characters.

[@raziele.1105]

Pardon the language but I FUCKING LOVE THIS! "What language is that?"

[@nicholascross3557]

Thieves Cant...

[@RorytheRomulan]

Dob: "When you're out here on the road, you really get to know your horse." Um, roll Charisma for the guy to believe you aren't doing weird things with your horse...

[@genericbandit6333]

"Just kinda chillin out bein dead" That is the best way to describe skeletons

[@Jimi4256]

Rewatching for the severalth time and I just noticed Andy's facepalm and Jane's look to camera at 16:15

[@Philadoxical]

28:10 awwww Prudence's first Eldritch Blast #HistoryInTheMaking

[@GlaDurDeaD]

"You can have this horse- and you can piss off whilst you've got it." Best Stablemaster.

[@Khanemis]

Yeah, Cthulhu was pleased...after all isn't that what we all aspire to? Good job, Jane.

[@rastiabertoy8579]

First eldritch blast. So many more to rewatch. Such joy!!

[@DeadmanHopping]

"Who has the rat, by the way? The spicy, spicy rat." OXtra does come dine with me.

[@craiga.glesner424]

Tasha's Hideous Laughter! Holy crap, Sherman set the Wayback Machine. Nice, it is good to see the old school still getting used.

[@Baby_Beers]

Crazy that this was only Johnnys 3rd time DMing

[@interregnum_]

Did Luke cast Hideous Laughter on me, or was his fast-talking fail actually that hilarious?

[@alexl1178]

#1 Luke: Let us in. Guard: Who's us? Luke: Um, me and my horse. Guard: ... Luke: Traveling gets lonely. #2 Guard: Is this a ransom operation? Luke: GOD, NO! It's not! Honest! Guard: Cause if it is, I want in on that. Luke: Heaven sake, it's not! Dungeon Master doing his best to make this easy for Luke: ... Teammates wishing they had let the pirate out instead: ...

[@AhsimNreiziev]

After watching a bit, I'm wondering this too. I think a few people in the Comment Section have Hideous Laughter in their arsenal somewhere too, actually.....

[@John-Ng]

I guess Ellen has been in his spell since the start of the series

[@brawlersagittarius4192]

You see i once was a guardsman like you but then a demon that kinda rekt me with tentacles (the arrow missed my Knee)

[@dustinallan3362]

Why were they surprised Jane was merciless? I thought we all knew this.

[@brentage5000]

Ten minutes in, and already Dob's punched himself into a puddle of urine and Merilwen's been "asked" to "help" pull a cart. This is going downhill fast

[@twinkiemonster4412]

I never knew how PERFECT this could be for maybe an acting class, or improv practice, this is phenomenal. I should tell my old English teacher the benefits of this.