It's Like Medieval Torture! - Destination F (Vol. 26)

[@ozzymanreviews]

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[@stevenosimpson]

The video of your Wearhouse mess and excellent packing and shipping process adds a new comedy dimension to the video.

[@louiedonuts]

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[@horatiohornblower741]

omg your vids havent shown up for months

[@dan-nutu]

@@stevenosimpson Underrated! I laughed during the clip and then I laughed harder reading this :)

[@marcusroberts7624]

The place we are all terrified to go but love watching others visit.....

[@TheBlueB0mber]

Los Angeles?

[@danielfritts854]

Florida, come on vacation leave on probation .

[@staceyfunk9689]

I see that KZbin has officially managed to change the name of the show…great…

[@Limubi1]

Surely that's just Australia?

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Lol. Beautifully put.

[@enderethan144]

I felt so bad for the old bloke when the pole hit him on his feet, but I couldn’t help burst out laughing when it him on the cranium 😂😂😂

[@MrJx4000]

I was actually thinking that that's what'll probably happen next ;-)

[@NEXUS2040]

Insult to injury.

[@wandabanks6756]

He's lucky if he gets out alive

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

The pole was probably like "Oldie bloke time to yeet off thee chair and create labor for me shop. Customers yeet off homes to income workshops! Chop Chop" 🤣

[@davidsheridan1699]

Exactly the same , poor guy in the wrong place at the right time !

[@edi9892]

Please do a _destination unknown_ compilation where we can guess if it goes to perfect or F-ed.

[@caro5788]

1:57 this has to be a double whammy when in Destination F'd 🤣

[@tcs007]

A phrase every one should learn is, "I'll be much happier later if I'm not here now". Learn it, live it.

[@cvn6555]

They will be picking that glass up for years to come. I had a glass patio table flipped by strong winds behind my house and it was forever until we stopped finding pieces of glass in the grass.

[@lucky889s9]

Looking at those irresponsible idiots, they probably would just leave everything there

[@PartyHans]

Do you ever imagine how many times you've pulled somebody from a dark place with your videos? Through the years there's been many times for me. Thanks legend

[@done9137]

Honestly, this man has a talent. I've been depressed at times and his commentaries (laughter) have been the best medicine.

[@R.Sole88109]

Probably more than'll admit it. I've always said laughter is the key to good mental health.

[@Imlaor25]

I discovered him right at the beginning of the first lockdown. It was the perfect time when I really needed it.

[@mikeysrose]

Poor Ziona... She was so nervous she forgot to turn the car on, and now she feels like an idiot and will be SUPER-anxious about proving to the instructor that she's NOT an idiot, and that might make her overly-cautious, which can also get you dinged in a driver's test (I know from experience).

[@sodaresoda]

She has PTSD now. SUPER sad.

[@laynenewswanger1310]

I thought the same thing 😅 I been there

[@sentryogmixmaster]

why do you people continue to multiply!

[@laynenewswanger1310]

@@sentryogmixmaster so... what? Everyone is automatically supposed to know how to do everything perfectly right off the bat?

[@nonyabusiness3619]

@@sentryogmixmaster Wtf?

[@pokemonduck]

I hope the people who decided to throw a glass pane from two stories high will enjoy never being able to walk on their lawn barefoot ever again

[@pipviking3211]

How so? Just get a hoover for the small bits😊

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"No shipping fee February" is something all companies should do 👍 and yes, the beer marionette thing is heartbreaking 😢

[@Crosshatch1212]

Half her face was left on that cling film,😅

[@LindaC616]

She was a good sport about it, though

[@sandydog426]

Aw that poor girl taking the driving test lol. I was so nervous during my first attempt at my driving test that I failed before I even got out of the parking spot. I waited in line at the DMV for 3 hrs just to forget where the handbrake is because I panicked lol. Passed the second time, though!

[@PoleTooke]

1:56 the dude getting hit a SECOND time absolutely murdered me lmaoooooo

[@reneequalls5878]

Aw. Lmao the car is still off. I died. Poor thing lol

[@jasondavis7885]

The guy with the beer put seats from the AIRPORT in his backyard! He deserves this hellscape.

[@wcsoblake85]

2:30 I am impressed that other parts of the world (outside the USA) are still teaching the newer generation how to drive a manual transmission. Less and less cars in the USA are coming with a manual option. I remember when the manual transmission was standard equipment.

[@SoulStealer50]

In the UK manual transmission is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automatics on the roads.

[@adjusted-bunny]

In the UK horse carriages is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automobiles on the roads.

[@animoetprudentia2865]

The first three vehicles I drove as a kid were manual, but learning to shift left handed would take a few goes. I rented a car in England for a week, and I'm glad it was an automatic. The rural roads are very narrow, and people drive like they're in a rally race! I had such a great time there, didn't want to leave.

[@n1ppe]

Im my country manual is still the most common so I learned that a year ago too.

[@johnsmith-ky5qg]

I would never have any automatic. They cost 10% to 20% more to buy. If your battery gives up so do you. Can't push start them. Lastly repair costs are 50% to 200% more. Even more laster, they are boring af to drive and make previously energetic vibrant people lazy sods.

[@Spike-sk7ql]

"The car is still off"🤣🤣🤣 Guy had a much bigger heart than me man. I'd have just told her I failed her right there. Maybe even told her that I was gonna put a super secret license exam person's block on her ever getting a license. See how she does on the license exam while she's hysterically crying.

[@robertpalmer3166]

0:53. Instant Kimberly Guilfoyle face. Destination F'd indeed.

[@Ucat66]

The beer stunt failure raises my Cenosillicaphobia to dangerous levels. Stop it !!!!

[@embrendurance]

That saran wrap one . . . it's like a Mrs. Potato Head crime scene . . . 🤣🤣

[@GIBBO4182]

Some of these trips to destination f’d just seem so obvious from the very start! Like, what did you think was gonna happen?

[@roky7480]

Some good science to watch here. If you notice, the man was hit with the pole in left foot first but the left foot converted pole energy in to Kinetic energy by swinging itself. The right foot however absorbed all the force as it couldn’t swing(being on the ground) and hence was hurt more than left foot.

[@PasleyAviationPhotography]

Props to the girl for learning to drive a stick, she will get there. I can't say I did much better at first.

[@bradezzell7226]

Amen. They're honestly so much more fun than an automatic. Sadly they're becoming almost impossible to find at US auto dealerships.

[@MrSnoozo]

In denmark, it is still mandatory to drive stick, when aquiring your license. :D

[@beta_cygni1950]

@@bradezzell7226 Maybe so. But driving a stick shift car in the endless N Virginia traffic would suck. If im not crawling on the highways, Im stopping every 200 yards at endless stoplights (which all seem to be timed so that you hit every single one down every stretch of road).

[@bradezzell7226]

@beta_cygni I drove a Dodge Dakota manual when we were stationed at Fort Belvoir. My morning commute from Woodbridge where we lived to Belvoir was 7 miles. Depending on what time I left it would be 45 minutes to an hour and a half!! It was insane 😳

[@beta_cygni1950]

@@bradezzell7226 Lol. I feel your pain, dude. My ex & my kids only live 6 miles away. But it takes 30 min. There are no less than 14 stoplights along the route. And 3 of them have cycle times of over 4 min.

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

😂😂That cling film instantly turned her in to a Klingon 😂😂

[@ronnie7075]

If I had forgotten to turn the car on at that age I would have laughed so hard I would've had tears running down my face.

[@UFOpilot.]

" all you can drink " the guy with swinging beer is hilarious LOL!!!. PEACE.

[@riproar11]

The pole is strait out of a Three Stooges skit and needs added sound effects. The spilled gherkins mishap was something I'd never seen before. LOL!

[@thebenefactor6744]

That falling pole bit is like some real-life Blackadder sketch. Ain't no cure for stupid.

[@rishipandey1379]

The lady with the face planted on that plastic lost 10 kg after the loss of the makeup.

[@mattw7949]

I think my lips were straining while I watched that poor beer. Some people move their lips when they read... apparently I do it when watching beer get wasted.

[@PHDarren]

02:54 I know I don't want to play poker against that driving instructor.

[@markh4926]

That first one got me. I hired this guy to help in my home remodel. We placed a beam, while I was fixing the beam on my side he decided there was no need for him to hold his side, the beam crashed down on my f'n head. "Oops!"

[@ave5668]

the guy getting hit by the pole twice is something straight from a comedy movie sheesh

[@Saab79Turbo]

The battle for the glass of beer made me so tired. Gonna poor myself a cold one and make sure to drink it without any hassle.

[@tallest4eva]

Ziona: "... and that's why I'm 40, and still without a license. I could never go back after that!"

[@SethTaylor]

1:10 is the reverse of that hotdog meme. 'member that one? I 'member? 'member 'member? I 'member that too.

[@sungear]

Homer said, "it's funny because it's not happening to me"

[@rividizd]

"The car is still off" LMAO!

[@brucipherwayne3997]

You just sold me with Free Shipping, mate. " *RUNS THROUGH WALL TOWARDS MERCH-SHOP* "

[@vinawaldren6888]

Omg, the foot AND head shot! I had a friend that had a backyard trampoline sitting up on it's side for some reason, it fell on my foot. I swear...that pain went way above childbirth pain! I thought my foot was crushed. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't speak. I saw colors. They took me to the ER. Luckily there was no break in the bones! But it turned black as a bad banana by the end of the week! Afterthought: We were glad that happened to me cuz if that would've fallen on any of her or my kids...things could've been bad.

[@jmi5969]

This torture rig is a perfect diet instrument. Yes, madam, you can eat all you want, any time you want... but you can only eat from the Great Dietary Contraption. No spoons, no forks, no fingers and good luck to you.

[@danalombardijr5563]

Yeeees now this is want I needed on my birthday THANX OZZYMAN!!

[@sas2300]

I loved the one in the garage, after the guy gets his foot broke by that incompetent ass, the incompetent ass then does exactly the same thing again and gets him on the back of the head this time. With the voiceover added in I was lmao 🤣

[@jerrylopez5979]

The woman who was taking the drivers test not realizing that the car was off😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kn0t2brite]

Ive had a long crappy day. The south American workshop had me howling! Now I feel much better. Thanks ozzy man.

[@omarq1534]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the first clip of the lady falling was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247]

The beer thing is a good contraption for hiring people as its super easy to smarter folk

[@comicsdude3166]

That fulcrum guy is a sadist😂

[@Hathur]

I don't even drink beer / alcohol and I was struggling not to scream: "You're wasting it!"

[@razorback8816]

Kansas, USA here!!!! Absolutely enjoy watching your videos and look forward to the next notification bubble on my phone!!!!

[@englishatheart]

Hello, fellow Kansan.

[@kokoro37]

Uh, Ziona. The car is still off. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmyzbike]

That beer situation was horrible haha

[@TheDigitalThreat]

He managed to get beer everywhere on him but his mouth.

[@VicDumb]

Is that Gus Johnson at 3:16🤣

[@johnbaldock6353]

The One Destination you Don't need a passport for!!🤣

[@thespectator2976]

1:24 might be the most funny sht ever.. HAHAH poor man got dual shotted by this thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@siddhantpatil292]

0:38 that planet earth 2 reference 😂😂😂

[@corey6393]

I gotta build that beer trapeze thing now. I promise to use shitty cheap beer until I get it dialed in. And a silicon pint glass, cuz I wanna keep my front teeth.

[@TheAboriginal1]

Big win for the gherkins.

[@FerrariKing]

That first woman just walks away as she fell. She didn't even care.

[@final_mile_music9713]

Dolls have does with smaller falls than that first one. One crack to the head is all it takes.

[@osoz13]

Loved the Praha Torture Museum reference 😜

[@dmhiix]

Nothing is more suspenseful than the baby iguana.

[@birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064]

I have one or two clips I need to send in on my channel. This bloke is great.

[@ChickenDeranged]

The chick left half her face on the clingfilm! lol

[@terryrogers8570]

big win for the gherkins lol lmao

[@Jerchw]

That beer drinking device is from hell.

[@crashstitches79]

Legend has it that Ziona is still there.

[@DavideMassaJudo]

One of the best ever...

[@travismailsa1]

Making some purchases for South Africa, thanks Ozzy Man for the free shipping. What a legend.

[@TheJerbol]

The woman dumping the whole pickle jar on her face omg

[@mattgies]

Driving instructor: "This is not on."

[@Morbian13]

That girl got herself into a pickle.......

[@youknownada2326]

The cars still off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JPOwantstoknow65]

I'm crying laughing so hard.

[@malcolmironmonger]

Life funny when it happens to someone else! 🤣

[@RocketsFishingAdventures]

0:04 Emergency! That evil possessed house is trying to eat that poor innocent person and has partially ingested their arm! 0:21 All good, it spat them out. Stand down the SWAT Teams, the Marines and the Housing Inspectors.

[@emd1494]

I think the glass table top inspired the movie : The coffee table

[@doccarson63]

The Narration is even funnier than e vieo! I love these!

[@lrw121]

At least the guy with the beer and the girl with the plastic wrap had a good laugh.

[@gorillafunk725]

Watching this I realise Idiocracy was no movie. Its reality TV.

[@bluewolf5925]

I went to that Medieval Torture Museum. It was crazy. The chopping block where they beheaded people had so many cut marks on it. I was never the same after that visit.

[@hamnchee]

The fulcrum video is so good.

[@beriukay]

Don't trust ladders, either! 3 points of contact are your friend.

[@Bassario]

lmao, poor Ozzy man has "overfilled his warehouse" didja see that situation coming before you even started youtube? xD

[@Simpleburger1968]

Oh my ! ...the Fulcrum one is like a live-action Looney Tunes cartoon......

[@CheshireRing]

Handbrake last was last seen driving in the fast lane at 10kph.

[@rehanali7294]

1:58 😂😅 the second time it happened....

[@CodyRushDriving]

The worst part about 2:12 is that it almost worked...

[@deteod486]

Uuuhhhh ziona, the car is still off !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrGMawson2438]

0:59 look at her face 😂

[@thomass2125]

"Suspenseful" Ha, I see what you did there.

[@MK5YT]

Oh we do love to see the train to Destination f'd 🚄

[@herauthon]

The Beer Tilt challenge.. will catch on.. after this wood.

[@aasifehsan3769]

The guy trying to drink beer looks like Joey from friends, doesn't he?

[@ahammer607]

Why why why with that beer. Treating a beer like that is like kicking a puppy.

[@laufendlich]

Honestly, if anyone uses an e-car I could totally imagine a student not noticing its still "off"

[@kyote1089]

That's just flat out alcohol abuse! 😂

[@mafiaboss4194]

the fulcrum was a total torture.. hahaha