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@stevenosimpson Жыл бұрын
The video of your Wearhouse mess and excellent packing and shipping process adds a new comedy dimension to the video.
@louiedonuts Жыл бұрын
Ozzie man, you’re fkn awesome. Your commentary has me laughing my ass off
@lordrampenthump422 Жыл бұрын
Free shipping in aus only lol, manipulator reviews
@horatiohornblower741 Жыл бұрын
omg your vids havent shown up for months
@dan-nutu Жыл бұрын
@@stevenosimpson Underrated! I laughed during the clip and then I laughed harder reading this :)
@marcusroberts7624 Жыл бұрын
The place we are all terrified to go but love watching others visit.....
@TheBlueB0mber Жыл бұрын
Los Angeles?
@danielfritts854 Жыл бұрын
Florida, come on vacation leave on probation .
@staceyfunk9689 Жыл бұрын
I see that KZbin has officially managed to change the name of the show…great…
@Limubi1 Жыл бұрын
Surely that's just Australia?
@nikiTricoteuse Жыл бұрын
Lol. Beautifully put.
@adamweishaupt81 Жыл бұрын
Haha, the pole guys totally made my day. This is classic Frank Drebin „Naked Gun“ stuff. Just in reality.
@greybushgames1 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it Long live Detective Drebin aka Enrico Pallazzo
@Post-Alone Жыл бұрын
100% laurel and hardy couldn't replicate this
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
Or Johnny english 3
@JoshuaTootell Жыл бұрын
Wonderful reference. Leslie must NOT be forgotten!
@sachinsharma-bz6bu Жыл бұрын
Three stooges as well would have been so proud of those bumbling men..
@enderethan144 Жыл бұрын
I felt so bad for the old bloke when the pole hit him on his feet, but I couldn’t help burst out laughing when it him on the cranium 😂😂😂
@MrJx4000 Жыл бұрын
I was actually thinking that that's what'll probably happen next ;-)
@NEXUS2040 Жыл бұрын
Insult to injury.
@wandabanks6756 Жыл бұрын
He's lucky if he gets out alive
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
The pole was probably like "Oldie bloke time to yeet off thee chair and create labor for me shop. Customers yeet off homes to income workshops! Chop Chop" 🤣
@longjidalu3845 Жыл бұрын
Once is a mistake but twice is deliberate 😂😂
@pal5683 Жыл бұрын
It's baffling to see three grown adults who don't realize a dropped pane of glass from the second story will break. They seriously thought it would bounce? Do they think they are living in a cartoon?
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
Wyle e coyote did it once and missed the road runner
@eyesodd Жыл бұрын
To be fair it did land intact, it was the hitting the paving slab that broke it.
@n1ppe Жыл бұрын
@jj I mean you could theoretically not shatter it. I didn't say that I'm going to do it. Doing it would be really stupid. Everytime I comment something, it is misunderstood lol. Maybe my english is so bad
@Aakarsh1068 Жыл бұрын
America in a nutshell.
@greybushgames1 Жыл бұрын
What’s baffling is they actually made it this far in life..
@wildnfree101 Жыл бұрын
The first one is hilarious, a ladder would definitely be more trustworthy than his friend. The South American workshop, well it's obvious what he was doing the 2nd time. He was using his head to protect his foot!
@josephberrie9550 Жыл бұрын
it was a female
@artifice4334 Жыл бұрын
@@josephberrie9550 THANKS JOE!!! GOOD THING YOURE HERE TO CLEAR THAT UP!!👏👏👏
@jessiebrader2926 Жыл бұрын
@@josephberrie9550 They both were.
@will4may175 Жыл бұрын
@@jessiebrader2926 You're all wrong you have to track them down and check their pronouns before commenting
@Nefariously_ignorant9 ай бұрын
@@will4may175 And genitals, if you're a right wing American
@groobells Жыл бұрын
The suppressed smirk on the driving instructors face after telling her is amazing
@rssadlier Жыл бұрын
How is it that she didn't know to turn the car on? Had she never been in a car before? It's clearly not an electric car (because it has a manual transmission), which can be tricky.
@groobells Жыл бұрын
@@rssadlier probably nervous for her test and jwas busy thinking of how to drive it she forgot she didn’t even turn it on
@laalratty Жыл бұрын
@@rssadlier You can hear the indicator going, so she probably just turned the electrics on and through nerves forgot to go the full way to stick the motor on. Or she forgot to put the clutch down when turning the key.
@Remas20007 Жыл бұрын
She should have noticed that there was no engine revs sound, when she is stepping on the gas, I hope she did not pass that test, to cause an accident the next day
@jasonharrison25 Жыл бұрын
@@Remas20007 it's surprising how many people are unaware of the engine and it sounds. I was once trying to teach someone to drive a manual transmission and she would often forget to engage the clutch. She would press on the throttle until the engine would be screaming at 5k+ rpms and she would hold it there asking why car isn't moving. All well sitting at full throttle. I'd kindly ask her to please let off the throttle so I can better hear her and she can hear me explain again what to do. She repeatedly did this oblivious to the racing engine. Or she did the opposite when she was coming to a stop and pressed in the clutch but didn't ease off the accelerator. The RPMs would go way up as she wondered what she is doing wrong. It's not uncommon for someone who has no inkling of the mechanics of a vehicle to understand what they are doing wrong or having trouble learning to properly operate it. When they finally get the point of passing the driving test they are generally very poor drivers and even worse when it comes to adverse conditions or accident avoidance. Things like black ice or hydroplaning, they have no idea how to handle it even if they can explain the process.
@shinji391 Жыл бұрын
Blue shirt didn't even try to check the stability of that pole. But then again, if he continued to look at it, it probably wouldn't have moved. You know how it goes.
@1badombre82 Жыл бұрын
Very true
@jaypoirier4216 Жыл бұрын
" the car is still off" he said with a totally straight face. I spit my coffee all over my phone. Hilarious
@josephbassey1501 Жыл бұрын
Don't wanna be playing poker with this guy
@svscared Жыл бұрын
I'm glad that's what ended up happening because I thought for sure that she was going to swerve into traffic and hit something.
@tomindenver1331 Жыл бұрын
@@josephbassey1501 He would clean me out, then win my car.
@evancombs5159 Жыл бұрын
Probably sees it all the time.
@jamieeedden777 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have that problem with my car got a straight though pipe 3.5 inch with only one centre box like king Kong's di*k
@fansv9 Жыл бұрын
Feel bad for the old guy getting hit twice and almost dying but even I almost died laughing twice because of it😂😂😂
@ashep9558 Жыл бұрын
That was the best
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
Now with broken foot and concussion
@nonyabusiness3619 Жыл бұрын
It was like watching the 3 stooges.
@ted.angell7609 Жыл бұрын
I guarantee you that toe smash was painful beyond belief. I dropped a long pcv pipe on my toe when I was a kid and have never felt such pain. Big toenail turned black and peeled off… then to get hit on the head. Well, takes the mind off the foot pain, anyway! 😅
@The_English_Pels_Fan Жыл бұрын
The absence of brains brings joy to my eyes! 😄🇬🇧
@John-ed2wj Жыл бұрын
@@originalmicdrop Learn to spell
@ivareskesner2019 Жыл бұрын
@@originalmicdrop Hate those treiters. Always skulking about, stealing people's pants and pooping in cupboards. I use a treiter spray myself.
@asharak84 Жыл бұрын
@@originalmicdrop Got some good traits that Mr Biden. Doesn't say nearly as much dumb stuff as his predecessor though so a let down in terms of facepalm comedy.
@MarkJoseph81 Жыл бұрын
@asharak84 You're clearly not paying close attention and/or living under a rock.
@asharak84 Жыл бұрын
@@MarkJoseph81 My roof is made of slate, so I guess I am indeed living under rock. More than one though - it's a small house but not _that_ small. I'm unsure what I am supposed to be paying attention to - was it ??'s spelling? I enjoyed viewing traiter as a person of traits. Maybe it should be a person who bestows traits though, makes more sense.
@edi9892 Жыл бұрын
Please do a _destination unknown_ compilation where we can guess if it goes to perfect or F-ed.
@Markus_Andrew Жыл бұрын
Gotta admire that bloke for coming up with such a creative way to spill beer down the front of his shirt. Any old boozer can do it the easy way.
@molsonmuscle613 Жыл бұрын
I just figured thats how hipsters enjoyed their craft beers haha
@Nefariously_ignorant9 ай бұрын
The things people do to try to make alcohol, the shittest drug, fun The only thing alcohol is that other drugs aren't is government approved
@caro5788 Жыл бұрын
1:57 this has to be a double whammy when in Destination F'd 🤣
@VLG105 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the rubbery bouncy qualities present in large panes of glass. Surprised it didn’t smash into a million pieces as soon as it hit the ground.
@Gh3ttoboy Жыл бұрын
It probably would have survived if it wasent for the stone paths being assaulted by the glass panel
@mr.9thdoctor615 Жыл бұрын
Glass is actually quite a hard material. Problem is its internal structure, especially with sheet glass. When it lands on the edges, the internal structure can withstand impact quite well, as proven by the video. Only when the impact comes from the sides, the it shatters. Doesn't matter if there was a pavement slab. It would have shattered on the grass as well. Especially since it hit the ground with varying force across its surface. The parts near the bottom edge had only a small distance to go to hit the ground, since the edge was already on the grass. The opposite end swung down much harder. That caused stress across the surface, ergo the shattering. And this assumes a perfectly flat ground surface. Every little bump in the ground that stood a bit higher than the surrounding area would focus the impact force in a smaller point and that way increase the chance of breaking the glass. Even security glass can be shattered quite easily by using a pointy object like a pick.
@1badombre82 Жыл бұрын
@@mr.9thdoctor615yes. It would have stood a better chance if it had been Pyrex or borosilicate but even then any high point that it made first contact with that was stone or cement would have probably resulted the same since it was a flat sheet. Had it been concaved that would have greatly reduced the chance of shattering and would have given it a better chance of rolling across the stone or cement rather than all of its momentum being directed onto that 1 point of impact. Theoretically had the glass been perfectly flat and the hard surface it was landing on also been perfectly flat too it may have survived since the air cushion that would occur the moment before face to face impact would have slowed it. But then it would not have survived the initial hit on its edge only the following tilt face impact
@Spearca11 ай бұрын
@@mr.9thdoctor615The height of the pane's top edge, after the bottom was in the ground, is a survivable distance for glass to fall on grass. As long as the unevenness it lands on _is_ all resilient grass, no paving stone or other incompressible object.
@imafreeman Жыл бұрын
Video Lesson :: Never trust a friend, use a ladder. Never waste a tasty beer. Never trust fulcrum. And never doubt Ozzy Man's commentary.
@ivareskesner2019 Жыл бұрын
And never kiss arse at the end of the comment in hopes of getting a ❤️ when you've had a relatively good start.
@arcotroll8530 Жыл бұрын
Also: TURN ON THE DAMN CAR BEFORE YOU START IT!
@kashmir6672 Жыл бұрын
I have a fan mounted onto a fulcrum (the base broke) with zip ties and it's wedged between the floor and the ceiling. Works great as long as I don't set it on oscillate.
@johnnyappleseed5029 Жыл бұрын
@@kashmir6672 Genius, I salute you sir
@giantotter319 Жыл бұрын
And never go to medieval torture museum in prague, that place sucks
@IrishPikeHunter Жыл бұрын
Woman instantly turned into jackie stallone before she lost an eyelash 🤣🤣
@river8760 Жыл бұрын
😂
@lrw121 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, great comment! 😆😆
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
That is 1 scary face on saran plastic wrap. Seriously, had it been dark at night, I would have pissed in my pants while running away
@tracybush1970 Жыл бұрын
Bwahahahaaaa
@badboyc7158 Жыл бұрын
That was a classic comment , I'm dying 🤣 😂
@PartyHans Жыл бұрын
Do you ever imagine how many times you've pulled somebody from a dark place with your videos? Through the years there's been many times for me. Thanks legend
@done9137 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, this man has a talent. I've been depressed at times and his commentaries (laughter) have been the best medicine.
@R.Sole88109 Жыл бұрын
Probably more than'll admit it. I've always said laughter is the key to good mental health.
@Imlaor25 Жыл бұрын
I discovered him right at the beginning of the first lockdown. It was the perfect time when I really needed it.
@ecclestonsangel Жыл бұрын
My favourite bit of all. Thanks for another Destination F'd, OzzyMan! You rock!
@ZigbertD Жыл бұрын
Aw, the way Ziona softly says "Ooohh," when informed she needs to start the engine, then smiles and nods, "Ok, got it, now I understand" is just adorable.
@josephdominic930511 ай бұрын
beyond creepy comment.
@ZigbertD11 ай бұрын
@@josephdominic9305 ??? Whatever, weirdo...
@Nefariously_ignorant9 ай бұрын
You're both part of this awkward interaction
@Lalita_Luna7 ай бұрын
I know right. It's heart melting adorable 🥰
@cvn6555 Жыл бұрын
They will be picking that glass up for years to come. I had a glass patio table flipped by strong winds behind my house and it was forever until we stopped finding pieces of glass in the grass.
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
Looking at those irresponsible idiots, they probably would just leave everything there
@RyanJ_24 Жыл бұрын
Needed this. Having a rough day. Thank you Ozzyman! Hope you’re enjoying the Australian summer!
@MrSnoozo Жыл бұрын
When i saw that young girl, all i thought was, i wonder if she pulls out into traffic incorrectly and it was a real destination F'd. The fact that she was so 'distracted' by herself, that she didn't turn it on, kinda makes me sad. The instructor/Test admin (no clue what you call it) at least kept the smirk at an acceptable level. :D
@tcs007 Жыл бұрын
A phrase every one should learn is, "I'll be much happier later if I'm not here now". Learn it, live it.
@_Makanko_ Жыл бұрын
I was worried the beer glass would fall out of that contraption and chip out most of his lower teeth.
@skeetsmcgrew3282 Жыл бұрын
That was my thought as well, he had very little lateral control
@1badombre82 Жыл бұрын
I feel like that was a good inalugy for me trying to learn to control my drinking. Just ain't gonna happen. 490 days sober today lol
@jan_franzke Жыл бұрын
2:55 I knew the car was off, but the disappointed "ohh" cracked me up good.
@lo1bo2 Жыл бұрын
1:20 Those guys in the workshop remind me of the Three Stooges!
@PoleTooke Жыл бұрын
0:53 the way her face continued forward in the plastic even after the initial hit 😂
@ElisaTayler Жыл бұрын
I was like surely he wouldn’t put the pole up again while the guy is still sitting in the same chair
@joanns7007 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m having a really crappy day, I go back and re-watch your videos! Thanks for the chuckle😂
@sandydog426 Жыл бұрын
Aw that poor girl taking the driving test lol. I was so nervous during my first attempt at my driving test that I failed before I even got out of the parking spot. I waited in line at the DMV for 3 hrs just to forget where the handbrake is because I panicked lol. Passed the second time, though!
@PoleTooke Жыл бұрын
1:56 the dude getting hit a SECOND time absolutely murdered me lmaoooooo
@Arkeli5 Жыл бұрын
Pole guy is clearly going somewhere in life. He's got the right attitude. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again 😂
@dutchy5752 Жыл бұрын
he is lucky he made it to that age with co-workers like that. You got to see it to believe it 🤪
@patrickmorrissey2271 Жыл бұрын
The driving instructor did have a little smirk there at the end..... Heh heh heh!!! Ziona, the car is still off... Ohhhhhh...... That ohhh... The sound of hopes & dreams, leaving her body....
@mikeysrose Жыл бұрын
Poor Ziona... She was so nervous she forgot to turn the car on, and now she feels like an idiot and will be SUPER-anxious about proving to the instructor that she's NOT an idiot, and that might make her overly-cautious, which can also get you dinged in a driver's test (I know from experience).
@sodaresoda Жыл бұрын
She has PTSD now. SUPER sad.
@laynenewswanger1310 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing 😅 I been there
@sentryogmixmaster Жыл бұрын
why do you people continue to multiply!
@laynenewswanger1310 Жыл бұрын
@@sentryogmixmaster so... what? Everyone is automatically supposed to know how to do everything perfectly right off the bat?
@nonyabusiness3619 Жыл бұрын
@@sentryogmixmaster Wtf?
@alfnoakes392 Жыл бұрын
3:00 "The car is still off..." Easy for us to laugh, but going back quite a few years I remember my driving instructors car was so quiet (and basically new/maintained, which is not what I was used to) I had to keep an eye on the tacho to check what the engine was doing. It will be even more of an issue for the current generation learning to drive hybrids/EVs. Well done the instructor for keeping a (nearly) straight face.
@alfnoakes392 Жыл бұрын
Had the same problem with my instructors car. And my thoughts entirely re' the current generation and super-quiet EV cars.
@reneequalls5878 Жыл бұрын
Aw. Lmao the car is still off. I died. Poor thing lol
@Flanker305 Жыл бұрын
2:27 watch the edge of the instructor's mouth very closely for the only time he didn't keep his pokerface. What a legend.
@AtheistOrphan Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the guy in the garage, first a knackered foot, then concussion! 🤕
@AlexEdwards-sy4yo2 ай бұрын
And he couldn't remember how he got either of them
@chaseychaseum5366 Жыл бұрын
I rarely, actually, LOL at these types of videos, but you got me with this one! Well done!
@groowanderer Жыл бұрын
Fulcrum guy is equivalent to today's entire work force! God help us all.
@kn0t2brite Жыл бұрын
Ive had a long crappy day. The south American workshop had me howling! Now I feel much better. Thanks ozzy man.
@wcsoblake85 Жыл бұрын
2:30 I am impressed that other parts of the world (outside the USA) are still teaching the newer generation how to drive a manual transmission. Less and less cars in the USA are coming with a manual option. I remember when the manual transmission was standard equipment.
@SoulStealer50 Жыл бұрын
In the UK manual transmission is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automatics on the roads.
@adjusted-bunny Жыл бұрын
In the UK horse carriages is the standard; it's only in the last few years we've started to see more automobiles on the roads.
@animoetprudentia2865 Жыл бұрын
The first three vehicles I drove as a kid were manual, but learning to shift left handed would take a few goes. I rented a car in England for a week, and I'm glad it was an automatic. The rural roads are very narrow, and people drive like they're in a rally race! I had such a great time there, didn't want to leave.
@n1ppe Жыл бұрын
Im my country manual is still the most common so I learned that a year ago too.
@johnsmith-7oo Жыл бұрын
I would never have any automatic. They cost 10% to 20% more to buy. If your battery gives up so do you. Can't push start them. Lastly repair costs are 50% to 200% more. Even more laster, they are boring af to drive and make previously energetic vibrant people lazy sods.
@danalombardijr5563 Жыл бұрын
Yeeees now this is want I needed on my birthday THANX OZZYMAN!!
@brendenwestbrooke9532 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie the second one was especially triggering please no one ever hog tie me and wave an ice cold frothy in front of me I'LL GO MAD!!!
@queenb1119 Жыл бұрын
Bless Ziona's heart! Kudos to that instructor! I could never have the zen-like calm he shows while Ziona is behind the wheel! 😱🤣
@exazebra Жыл бұрын
Aww Ziona just reminded me how dumb my own brain can be sometimes
@razorback8816 Жыл бұрын
Kansas, USA here!!!! Absolutely enjoy watching your videos and look forward to the next notification bubble on my phone!!!!
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
Hello, fellow Kansan.
@thejudgmentalcat Жыл бұрын
"No shipping fee February" is something all companies should do 👍 and yes, the beer marionette thing is heartbreaking 😢
@thadanaya9990 Жыл бұрын
From now on, whenever I'm explaining a story about something happening when I was just minding my own business with phone in hand, I will always explain it as I was jus sitting there, having a cheeky scroll. It's the only way I can see myself explaining it now.
@YokoshimaSTAR Жыл бұрын
The driving instructor must be one of the toughest jobs in the list beside hospitality
@MasterChicken81 Жыл бұрын
ya got me at free shipping ozzy...i've already seen some of these videos, but needless to say you put them on another level...cheers!!
@pokemonduck Жыл бұрын
I hope the people who decided to throw a glass pane from two stories high will enjoy never being able to walk on their lawn barefoot ever again
@pipviking3211 Жыл бұрын
How so? Just get a hoover for the small bits😊
@fawkespryde9183 Жыл бұрын
Crazy to think that Ozzy Man was just another cheeky bloke on the internet and now he's got t-shirts and stuff. Amazing how far he's come
@rodrigopimentel9380 Жыл бұрын
The goofy workshop owner from Brazil is now famous!!!
@dannyrc223 Жыл бұрын
Thank You ☘️🍀😊❤️ Like all your videos always, going back to see old ones they are all great.👍
@scuffmacgillicutty7509 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad having laughed at ladder guy stunt man. That must have hurt.
@lucky889s9 Жыл бұрын
That guy landed head first to the ground... RIP thinning out the population
@arrrgee Жыл бұрын
@@lucky889s9 guy? it's a woman!
@lilymarinovic1644 Жыл бұрын
What silly sod relies on.a friend.for a boost when the situation clearly calls for a ladder? I think the problem was very much self-made.
@animoetprudentia2865 Жыл бұрын
I'd say she was old enough to know better.
@charlesselby3559 Жыл бұрын
3 adults who pay taxes. Maintain cars, houses, and work for rent. Didn't have the common sense to think hey that pane of glass might not make the first story fall 😂
@ianjames1179 Жыл бұрын
100% Certain, Ziona is going to make a great driver. So don't take the piss guys. Cmon !!
@Kevin-mx1vi Жыл бұрын
With her level of awareness I reckon we're going to see her again - in a lot of dashcam videos !
@cheekychap8998 Жыл бұрын
i love how happy the beer guy looks
@Crosshatch1212 Жыл бұрын
Half her face was left on that cling film,😅
@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын
She was a good sport about it, though
@randoir1863 Жыл бұрын
I saw that timber hitting that old man before and figured I'd see it again somewhere . Low and behold it shows up on 1 of your great compilations !!!
@diazcooperr Жыл бұрын
This is why I drink drive
@travismailsa1 Жыл бұрын
Making some purchases for South Africa, thanks Ozzy Man for the free shipping. What a legend.
@GIBBO4182 Жыл бұрын
Some of these trips to destination f’d just seem so obvious from the very start! Like, what did you think was gonna happen?
@correlian1155 Жыл бұрын
The bloke with the beer.....man what a champ. Happy in the moment and a great tash
@edwardskeva9307 Жыл бұрын
That's alcohol abuse!
@danielburges8176 Жыл бұрын
Best one in ages, absolutely fantastic
@PasleyAviationPhotography Жыл бұрын
Props to the girl for learning to drive a stick, she will get there. I can't say I did much better at first.
@bradezzell7226 Жыл бұрын
Amen. They're honestly so much more fun than an automatic. Sadly they're becoming almost impossible to find at US auto dealerships.
@MrSnoozo Жыл бұрын
In denmark, it is still mandatory to drive stick, when aquiring your license. :D
@beta_cygni1950 Жыл бұрын
@@bradezzell7226 Maybe so. But driving a stick shift car in the endless N Virginia traffic would suck. If im not crawling on the highways, Im stopping every 200 yards at endless stoplights (which all seem to be timed so that you hit every single one down every stretch of road).
@bradezzell7226 Жыл бұрын
@beta_cygni I drove a Dodge Dakota manual when we were stationed at Fort Belvoir. My morning commute from Woodbridge where we lived to Belvoir was 7 miles. Depending on what time I left it would be 45 minutes to an hour and a half!! It was insane 😳
@beta_cygni1950 Жыл бұрын
@@bradezzell7226 Lol. I feel your pain, dude. My ex & my kids only live 6 miles away. But it takes 30 min. There are no less than 14 stoplights along the route. And 3 of them have cycle times of over 4 min.
@brooklynasz Жыл бұрын
Driving instructor is one of the nicest guys iv seen on KZbin 😂 I'm actually subscribed to his channel. I would say best driving instructor channel in uk.
@dickyr3295 Жыл бұрын
You are right, DGN Driving School is excellent. Conquer Driving is also great. (And no, I have nothing to do with either but I recommend them both to my learners)
@happychappy8268 Жыл бұрын
As someone that has lost his front tooth twice on glass cups that made me sweat a little hahah
@reknakfarg7252 Жыл бұрын
How and why did you do it twice?
@happychappy8268 Жыл бұрын
@@reknakfarg7252 First was a friend accidentally bumping into my arm mid sip. Second basically the same but it was my daughter.
@Spike-sk7ql Жыл бұрын
"The car is still off"🤣🤣🤣 Guy had a much bigger heart than me man. I'd have just told her I failed her right there. Maybe even told her that I was gonna put a super secret license exam person's block on her ever getting a license. See how she does on the license exam while she's hysterically crying.
@mattwuk Жыл бұрын
This is why driving in the UK these days always feels like embarking on a voyage into destination F'd, too many people on the roads have no clue.
@Kevin-mx1vi Жыл бұрын
Yup. British education is teaching people NOT to think before they act.
@eyesodd Жыл бұрын
Exactly, doesn't help that non natives are helping non natives to pass.
@trayfor Жыл бұрын
Well this is how you develop a driving skill by learning. This comment makes no sense, she is still a learner.
@WeddingVegetables Жыл бұрын
She's just nervous. For all we know it may be her first time driving in traffic with an instructor. I know lots of people who did dumb things the first few times they were sat behind the wheel.
@denislemelin7653 Жыл бұрын
Oz man great to hear your bloody voice again and the rest of the shit that goes with it ! Cheers mate !!!!
@PaulMcCaffreyfmac Жыл бұрын
I'm really worried about that first woman. The Darwin Awards is all very funny and wotnot but I don't want to inadvertantly witness someone's demise through stupidity or whatever.
@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel like there is no possibility whatsoever that she came out of that unscathed
@kashmir6672 Жыл бұрын
Population control.
@PaulMcCaffreyfmac Жыл бұрын
@@kashmir6672 Ideally that should happen pre-birth otherwise it's just murder, or if it gets big enough, genocide.
@kashmir6672 Жыл бұрын
@@PaulMcCaffreyfmac Oh, come on. Stupid is as stupid does. That's all I'm saying.
@scottmcwave9479 Жыл бұрын
Broken bones or a headache at least!
@IslandBlaze8 Жыл бұрын
another great narration:) thank you ozzy man for all the laughs you rock.
@pedrobernardo5887 Жыл бұрын
To be fair. Even ICE modern cars are sometimes brutally silent and vibration-free and it must be hard to tell as an inexperienced driver if it is on or not.
@E.M.B.R Жыл бұрын
That saran wrap one . . . it's like a Mrs. Potato Head crime scene . . . 🤣🤣
@rishipandey1379 Жыл бұрын
The lady with the face planted on that plastic lost 10 kg after the loss of the makeup.
@birdsandthingsbeachandbush1064 Жыл бұрын
I have one or two clips I need to send in on my channel. This bloke is great.
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I have never seen any of his clients complain of loss... I think he is just too perfect.
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@Ucat6611 ай бұрын
The beer stunt failure raises my Cenosillicaphobia to dangerous levels. Stop it !!!!
@Qwertylol9 ай бұрын
It makes me so happy to see people driving a manual :’) Beware, no one leaves space behind you at a stop on an incline, so if you don’t have hill assist and you’re still learning…. Good luck.
@nikiTricoteuse Жыл бұрын
Love ya work Ozzy man.
@johnjackson8709 Жыл бұрын
Your interview with Jack Black was epic! Keep up the good work, everybody sees that you're hilarious, and everything will come to you just like it already is. I'm sure you heard this a million times but I really am excited for you and I want to see you succeed. Good luck and God bless you and all everyone around you
@vinawaldren6888 Жыл бұрын
Omg, the foot AND head shot! I had a friend that had a backyard trampoline sitting up on it's side for some reason, it fell on my foot. I swear...that pain went way above childbirth pain! I thought my foot was crushed. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't speak. I saw colors. They took me to the ER. Luckily there was no break in the bones! But it turned black as a bad banana by the end of the week! Afterthought: We were glad that happened to me cuz if that would've fallen on any of her or my kids...things could've been bad.
@LenOx4791 Жыл бұрын
All of the footages were funny but the woman leaving her face on the Saran Wrap... LMAO! The slo-mo & zoom in made it even more hilarious!
@riproar11 Жыл бұрын
The pole is strait out of a Three Stooges skit and needs added sound effects. The spilled gherkins mishap was something I'd never seen before. LOL!
@UFOpilot. Жыл бұрын
" all you can drink " the guy with swinging beer is hilarious LOL!!!. PEACE.
02:54 I know I don't want to play poker against that driving instructor.
@jasondavis7885 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the beer put seats from the AIRPORT in his backyard! He deserves this hellscape.
@chriswhiting2926 Жыл бұрын
It’s incredible how dumb the glass idea was, and yet still how close they were to somehow pulling it off. If it landed and fell onto the grass instead of those rocks, it would have been fine
@Saab79Turbo Жыл бұрын
The battle for the glass of beer made me so tired. Gonna poor myself a cold one and make sure to drink it without any hassle.
@orlandolugo5361 Жыл бұрын
OMG the guy getting hit with the pole twice is the funniest 🤣 😂 😆. Thanks Oz man your the best 👌 👍
@roky7480 Жыл бұрын
Some good science to watch here. If you notice, the man was hit with the pole in left foot first but the left foot converted pole energy in to Kinetic energy by swinging itself. The right foot however absorbed all the force as it couldn’t swing(being on the ground) and hence was hurt more than left foot.
@kaylathompson2111 Жыл бұрын
Omg when the pole fell the second time. 🤣 I laughed so fucking hard I scared my cat out of the room.
@joer3720 Жыл бұрын
That first one - didn’t even look back. What a dodgy mate 😂
@ronnie7075 Жыл бұрын
If I had forgotten to turn the car on at that age I would have laughed so hard I would've had tears running down my face.
@j2simpso Жыл бұрын
The medieval beer device is arguably the first example of alcohol abuse, plain and simple!