The Leaning Tower of Lire

[@holycow818181]

"I'm just a regular tower." "Really? Because the top part of you is jutting out." "Are you calling me a Lire?"

[@DavidGalvanwiz]

10/10 joke

[@parkerstaker5413]

This is the best joke. We have solved comedy

[@hareecionelson5875]

this joke set my pants on fire

[@cd-7089]

Such a beautiful joke, it made me cry 🥲

[@petertarrant5929]

"Well I ain't calling you a truther!"

[@fenrix155]

Someone: help! My car broke down. Michael: well, first we have to figure out what “broke down” means

[@noahwood5686]

I mean, he's not wrong tho

[@vidyajamesu]

That is, in fact, the logical first step. Figure out what's gone wrong

[@0nkelfarmor]

Michael: "Or is it?"

[@cameronmoran618]

@@vidyajamesu there's a difference in what broke down means and what caused it to break down.

[@gracethompson3890]

I was the one to ruin the 600 likes😏

[@whatskrakin37]

Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital” Michael: “Or am I” Doctor: “Yes, you are”

[@ushdhyxywb]

Hey! Vsauce, Micheal here!

[@redacted144]

“You know, the funny thing is there’re so many mental illness, that a normal person has enough to get into mental hospital if they have a proper doctor diagnose them.” “Stop it Michael, we’re not recording.”

[@willpepper1572]

[REDACTED] That is so freaking underrated.

[@reeck771]

Exactly

[@user-un6je1jh5g]

“Is it because I know how long a toddler can survive in an oven?

[@ducko9638]

I laughed way to hard at Micheal going, " You can stack them, haha, *t h e y s t a y* "

[@TeenageJesusAKAAustin]

I like this comment

[@cheesecake1255]

0:13 lol, I forgot this timestamp was this early

[@smorebob2418]

Only Michael can make literally stacking blocks interesting.

[@travosk8668]

My physics teacher does that too

[@CharlesTheClumsy]

And Notch.

[@arjen4120]

Matt parker made a video on the same subject.

[@charlieives3790]

And Matt used bricks! Far more dangerous and interesting than simple wooden blocks!

[@iD7my]

Obviously you've never watched Tim from Grand Illusions.

[@ravibloom6790]

1:41 “Its not heavy I’m just really weak” LMAO

[@manuxalunx6522]

I died

[@theshadowl4]

I lived

[@ferroweld1594]

@@theshadowl4 okay yknow what thats clever

[@QS1597]

Or is he? *Vsauce music intensifies*

[@olivercastro9507]

I lmaoed as well

[@jamesburgess2k]

"Especially if you're a baby..." *pulls out random toddler from off screen*

[@arbiter-]

Hey... I'm not a baby

[@peluchistico]

James Burgess. "...Babies also have a center of mass". (*Proceeds to balance a baby on his finger*)

[@PleasePleasePepper]

But what are... babies? *music plays*

[@Daisho32]

Thanks for the laught. But yeah, that's just how his videos work.

[@hansenthen7387]

All babies has center of mass .com

[@tristandaries1129]

I feel like Michael and Adam are the type of people to have never met each other before but you leave them alone for 5 minutes and they already have plans to go to the Bahamas

[@andreasu.3546]

For tax evasion?

[@justaguy4311]

​@@andreasu.3546 no

[@thenamelessoner]

For murder?

[@martinkf]

"I'd like to leave the two of you alone" > proceeds to not leave us alone. at all.

[@dryued6874]

You poor fool. *Michael is no longer there.*

[@KunjaBihariKrishna]

He never was!

[@WaaDoku]

Martin Knop That was actually the thing that freaked me out. Not the doll.

[@assaqwwq]

kinda felt like michael lost it for a minute there..

[@handleOfThy]

that was just our brains tricking us, creating a goofy Michael walking around, getting rid of the dark reality :|

[@jetlag1488]

Michael: Do you live in Australia? Someone in Australia: Yes Michael: ...or do you?

[@rishabhshetty2028]

vsauce theme plays

[@thecoishiking5768]

*Me* Questioning everything I’ve ever known

[@ceoofonionincorperated418]

Michael=m m: hey, your human and exist and can see right? us: yes m: Or Ar YuO

[@j3891]

*NOW WHERE ARE YOUR ~HANDS~?!*

[@0777coco]

My hands? They're on these DONGs.

[@maddisackett7618]

*Places a block on another block* *Giggles* "It stays" 😂😂

[@arandomguy8557]

Youre profile give me nightmares

[@maddisackett7618]

@@arandomguy8557 :)

[@youtheme8035]

I also know what stays

[@marioCazares]

I was looking for this comment

[@AntOfBobby]

jesus christ...

[@blanana_m]

I love how an adult man is playing with blocks on the internet and is having FUN

[@therandomshow1265]

Sounds fun

[@oliverdworsky5537]

Ever heard of Minecraft youtubers

[@blanana_m]

@@oliverdworsky5537 yes, I ment real life blocks

[@TerryTwoToes]

The internet is also having fun

[@heathsartorius5844]

I love that that's something that gets over 5 million views :)

[@gabbifufuu5590]

"It's not actually heavy , I'm just very weak"hahah

[@lenn939]

Gabriell Jose Daruca *really

[@ronin9043]

y

[@sanjaykhadda3424]

But.....What is heavy?

[@דודמיסקיר]

Love him

[@yrcmurthy8323]

1:42

[@birch_bier]

Nice 2:13, aah 9:41, you cannot beat it 10:27 Meme quality video

[@MrSup-gy1vk]

You forgot 0:15

[@arisvanderpoel6418]

dakotaaa rrrr

[@bachlamtung5131]

...

[@MrFirefox]

12:32 and also just before 12:32

[@star9900]

You forgot 0:00 - 0:08

[@zapcoolman8816]

"MOM, I'M JUST WATCHING DONG! Here, look: It's just Michael playing with his toys!"

[@jaco8305]

Zap Coolman the second description sounds even worse

[@crusigala]

*Playing with his wood

[@daft_icup]

Vsause is also possibly sexual

[@michaeldominguez784]

Thicc wood

[@Bobelponge123]

Thick vsauce

[@MetallicCopperToad]

8:58 I like how Adam was laughing hysterically, yet Michael hardly laughed at all

[@bigbirdmusic8199]

Yeah I can see why. Imagine thinking of a concept for years and not being able to test it. Then, as you're doing something completely unrelated, the opportunity presents itself out of nowhere...and it worked first try. I can see why he was so happy.

[@dsp4392]

"It's actually not heavy I'm just... really weak." When you're trying your best to keep the blocks aligned, but can't be bothered to explain it.

[@pootischu]

My thought exactly

[@EnerJetix]

8:11 Michael's face when he sees a giant meteor approaching Earth

[@rileybenedict1804]

Lol

[@commandergelatoalighieri]

LoL

[@goki9089]

Lol

[@yuhyeet3153]

Lol

[@itslentastic432]

Lol

[@crispynaggut7991]

It’s funny seeing 2 intelligent grown men astonished by 31 wooden slabs

[@stonethemason12]

That's literally what makes a human intelligent. appreciation in what is seemingly simple

[@abdasfour9855]

like number 69 NoIce

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@@abdasfour9855 why are you a perv

[@randomstuffprod.]

Ok DIO

[@thomasreese2816]

They aren't impressed by the wood, but the exploitation of physics to make what seems impossible, possible

[@biggieb.4843]

1:41 "It's not really heavy... I'm just really weak"

[@beverlyshorts]

Yep that’s what he said....

[@deidara_8598]

Strength is relative

[@beverlyshorts]

deidara _ ok buddy

[@marcogiordano9359]

@@beverlyshorts are you the real one

[@beverlyshorts]

marco giordano yes 100%

[@stilltrapped5588]

mythbusters was such a big part of my childhood. it's so nice to see Michael with adam

[@khazix4833]

now we need Kevin, Jake, Jamie, Tory, Kari and Grant

[@stagger9660]

StillTrapped makes me so happy

[@meesalikeu]

Kha 'Zix not gonna happen - adam & jamie h8 each other thats why mythbusters broke up

[@budtastic1224]

Replace Jamie with Michael!

[@AaronDarden]

Really? What about Cody?

[@awesomerthanmee]

Im guessing he forgot the password for the vsauce account and is now just uploading on here.

[@pievolt3027]

Why tho

[@sahajsin7847]

ur guess is as good as mine

[@AbrielMcPierce]

This is as good of an explanation as anything else.

[@south6920]

My guess is a problem with a Multi Channel Network or possibly a sponsorship.

[@vaishalikanojiya4501]

but what actually is password !

[@joyit6062]

That's exactly what I was thinking: "the toys just aren't creepy enough"

[@masacatior]

Joyit Creepy coincidence.

[@almondtart]

But, just what are coincidences?

[@samuelclay9663]

*cue vsauce music*

[@NickRoman]

Not creepy enough for the vsauce music

[@coleharmon6177]

Joyit g

[@ethanwagner]

Going back thru and rewatching these really makes me appreciate Michael's flow and how good the editing feels. Just feels like havin a chat and sometimes that's all that's needed(:

[@TrukPid]

I love how Michael and Adam are just best friends now

[@kingpotato7183]

The Guy Well if you live in a car with someone and go to different places every week I'm pretty sure you'll be best friends with that guy too

[@serbanandrei7532]

king potato what

[@vixtorocha]

Șerban Andrei they were on a tour together

[@Shyuthrosnaevin]

+king potato that is definitely not a guarantee.

[@fmills1583]

Adam and Jamie never hung out.

[@angeliniac]

Michael: 2 card lengths, you're gonna need 31. Adam: Th-Three card lengths? Michael (unfazed): *227* Adam: *_aHahAHHAhaHhhHAhaha_*

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

He can't be beat

[@ichigokurosaki7762]

Actually my question is, did he memorize this values or did he calculate them on the spot that'd be insane

[@mariusmichaelgron9938]

@@ichigokurosaki7762 He definitely memorised it, no chance he calculated 227 sums that fast

[@saahilsukhija2531]

it’s vsauce anything is possible

[@cinnabonbon]

Marius Grön *Or did he?*

[@Kay_213_]

“...center of gravity” Flat earthers: *TRigGerEd*

[@pixyl4415]

Dumb dumb

[@ploperdung]

That's why the term "Centre of mass" was created.

[@danebradbury5940]

@@SoarVanDerGeid yes and if the earth was flat gravity would not work right

[@ThePainkiller9995]

flat earthers dont believe in gravity

[@matthewprather189]

@@SoarVanDerGeid And they have to throw away gravity along with most other science to say that they're right

[@bread_3393]

Notice how the cut for 4:48, this implies Michael went through ever possible number ever to exist ever

[@ct5720]

i wish but if u look at adams watch the time is almost exactly the same, about 3:55

[@sakesaurus]

​@@ct5720he used 12 hours and listed the first 10000000 1/2n numbers

[@Maniac_l23.]

@@ct5720 micheal actually finished saying every number exactly 24 hours later

[@QuestionedTurkey]

a free vsauce video???? thank you there is a god

[@HeyWelcomeToMyWorld]

QuestionedTurkey you can use the terrarium tv app on android/ios to what mind field for free :)

[@jonashaxen2087]

No there is no god.

[@jolez_4869]

No there is. He is called Michael.

[@ARandomUsernameForMe]

QuestionedTurkey but what is God?

[@sel5595]

QuestionedTurkey mind field is free online, if u search it up.

[@8bitadamantium306]

perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@marcd.8051]

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[@corey938]

Infinity war made the best memes but some dont make me feel so good.

[@RichardCide5090]

@@marcd.8051 *Wise and Original

[@RichardCide5090]

@@corey938 I know thats a meme, but word it well.

[@angelobarros3499]

r/thanosdidnothingwrong

[@Shikamaru747]

16 seconds in and I've already burst out laughing. "I'm sure you've played with blocks before, and have noticed that it's quite fun to put one block on top of another." "Huhuh. It stays!"

[@MrNepal8848]

10:24 he seemed genuinely agitated. 😂

[@mcmellon1673]

Nice PFP

[@hunt3308]

U C A N N O T B E A T IT

[@lawliet2263]

Johhny

[@tonyhong20]

The leaning tower of Michael's sanity

[@abilashsuresh4379]

Tony Hong He already lost it on the dong How to draw a perfect circle

[@Xehanort.i]

10:22 *Top 10 Anime Battles*

[@z.m.n.1998]

Oh my god Lmao

[@alexolfis3441]

*You cannot beat it*

[@z.m.n.1998]

@@alexolfis3441 Top 10 Anime Fighter That Are Too Powerful To Be Beaten

[@coolashrough4261]

I’m laughing 😂 right now

[@arturo762]

The manga was better

[@Dwurban64]

10:24 Top 10 Characters who could defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet

[@fetendo8291]

And the other 9?

[@ytcorporate9237]

@@fetendo8291 The 9th is the little inflatable clown and the 8th is Adam Savage building a card bridge. The rest are redundant.

[@gras2121]

HahahAhHAAA

[@TheHiroClaw123]

which one

[@sun5705]

1st is will smith

[@lep3984]

Michael punching the clown toy is always funny no matter how many times I rewatch, it just never gets old.

[@Kawa_td]

"Its not really heavy, im just...really weak" **oh god, its self aware**

[@brysonsirus7747]

Is that supposed to mean something..?

[@ShriKaav]

Nice pfp

[@jadenwale4774]

Bryson Sirus she/he is saying that we are a simulation and that the simulation knows that it isn’t heavy it’s the simulation knows it’s really weak. That’s what it means

[@moimoi8945]

1:41

[@siyacer]

Unlike you.

[@noahbilling4493]

Michaels toys is my new favorite KZbin series. Like genuinely

[@Chunkypumpkinhead]

"I know what you're thinking. It's just not creepy enough." It's like your able to see my internal monologue about everything.

[@OttoKuus]

You're *

[@Chunkypumpkinhead]

@@OttoKuus *u'rre

[@blevination]

@@Chunkypumpkinhead *üřřèæ

[@cirostrizzi3760]

@@blevination *urethra

[@UziMan-Science-Math]

@@cirostrizzi3760 *urine

[@_Avpx]

1:40 "its not actually heavy im just weak" Me: Then how do you know that its not heavy

[@deleted_handle]

With one of these ---> ⚖️

[@GenJotsu]

6:22 Nothing more appealing to me than purposeful silence.

[@IamTheLinkman]

Jo King VsAucE aNd AdaM dO ASMR together!!!

[@kynigosthewolf4573]

Jo King you must be a huge fan of primitive survival.

[@__w__o__w__]

Primitive *technology

[@marfology]

haha awkward silence.

[@thehh5118]

8:00

[@laoganmafootballclub6632]

"It's not heavy I'm just... really weak."

[@larsspargur97]

Sanitation Boy I love Michael.

[@andrewc3336]

Please make more Michael's Toys episodes!

[@Nick12_45]

10:23 a grown man aggressively attacking a self-balancing toy is way funnier than it should be

[@tannercampbell6345]

12:33 " it is endlessly fun, ESPECIALLY if you're a baby.." empirical proof that I am a child at heart. Thank you Micheal !

[@Gimmickvr]

No, he’s a baby

[@dslxk]

Michael : " i'de like to leave the both of you alone" Me watching past my bed time : " ight ima head out

[@ellamiller264]

XxZEUS DRAGONxX me too

[@ICECREAMane1017]

XxZEUS DRAGONxX his little kisses after that made me feel a lot better though ❤️

[@luvrkanii]

*I’d seriously how is a child smarter than you and where is the extra *”

[@UziMan-Science-Math]

Me be like: I just watched a psycho killer trying to put me in madness of fear,

[@wimcta]

"It's not that heavy, I'm just really weak." -Michael Stevens

[@icy_bit7306]

I had my first anxiety attack watching this, it wasn’t caused by this video, it just happened randomly.

[@NoriMori1992]

You doing okay?

[@icy_bit7306]

@@NoriMori1992 yea ty

[@user-yk8tk6vr1n]

Rough

[@jsihavealotofplaylists]

hm

[@sayingthosewordslikeyouhat5015]

Maybe the end of the video is the problem :///////

[@bosthegreat5091]

I imagine a random 4 year old saying this while he plays with blocks

[@MC-vv3uc]

Makes the video a lot funnier lmao

[@Spartan-ek8ih]

"So you see here, about 1.3948281 of the block is..." yeah

[@flowteczech]

Why is nobody talking about that savage look Adam gave some poor soon to be fired soul in the background at 8:32

[@jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329]

Lmao

[@atomicfault3972]

Guess that’s why he’s called Adam Savage

[@beautypaul7105]

Creepy

[@CC-rg3tc]

4:18 Michael- “You can go out a full card length after using, I believe, four cards.” Adam, carefully- “Okay, what about- what about two card lengths?” Michael- “Two card lengths, you’re gonna need 31 cards.” Adam, with dawning horror- “Three card lengths?” Michael, deadpan- “227.”

[@mrticklenuts2124]

Yes, we watched the same video

[@Bacon_Inator]

@@mrticklenuts2124he was describing it for the blind viewers

[@svz5990]

​@@Bacon_InatorHow could the blind viewers read this?

[@mayank3054]

​@@svz5990Blind people use some sort of voice support on their phone. But yeah the comment is unnecessary

[@turkeylegs1343]

​@@Bacon_Inatorblind people can hear things

[@neonada.official]

I love Adam and Michael working together. Adam has such a fun way of carrying himself they really have some good 'tv' chemistry going on. And Michael is just being.. well Michael. The two working together is immensely fun to watch.

[@crazy3d943]

8:11 welcome to Michael contemplates life...

[@luckyg2729]

Hahahaha lmfao hes like, "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me."

[@loveshankme]

Michael beating up a clown toy in a mildly annoyed manner is the funniest thing to me.

[@sousvide_]

10:18 he just got a vietnam flashback

[@denniscuesta7009]

His friends are dying, everyone screaming, gunshots everywhere, fire burning buildings, people suffering, the cries of fallen people

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

**_ANGER_**

[@DarkShadow0_0]

"It's actually not heavy, I'm just really weak" I feel you Micheal I feel you

[@sator_project]

It's a shame that Adam and Jamie split up, but it really warms my heart that Adam found a new friend.

[@rubenc4696]

???

[@DigitalicaEG]

Jamie was never best friends with Adam, in fact they barely got along outside the show. Adam talks about that several times in interviews.

[@sator_project]

Ya, I know. I'm happy that Adam and Micheal seem to actually like each other.

[@calvin4912]

Estes Moon Elf King, Adam Savage and Jamie were friends - The Mythbusters. Now that they split, Adam is making videos and going on tours with Michael

[@coolnoah8183]

I will forever be in awe looking at the balancing bird toys, no matter how easy it is to understand, it still just looks impossible and thus incredible

[@123TeeMee]

9:57 because of a fold his shirt looks like it says VSUCC

[@samuelthecamel]

*SUCC*

[@satanthedemonqueen5171]

Hehe the good succ

[@halzion]

123TeeMee And now, I have finally found the Messiah for a new Religion which shall be called the TeeMee Religion. Thank you Messiah for now I shall hail you as my leader.

[@Wabbaaajack]

2:30

[@paavo1294]

We succ

[@Number16BusShelter]

13:51 "you like jazz?"

[@OustFox]

10:23 Day 142 of studying Michael Stevens: He has reached the point where kids toys agitate him. After being trapped in the white box of isolation, he has truly started losing his mind.

[@ace-x6m]

But what IS isolation? Hey! Vsauce, Michael here...

[@Benjamin-od8od]

What was the note for day 20?

[@horizon-achilles5819]

I'm dead 😂

[@jassonms2224]

@@Benjamin-od8od hey Vsauce Michael here, where are your fingers ?

[@shutup1096]

I was just reading this in Morgan Freeman’s voice 😂😂

[@TheRealDino]

I expected a wild, *Hey VSauce Michael here*

[@joesutherland672]

Hey Michael, VSauce here.

[@lasnoches1811]

who knew that a video of a bald man playing with blocks would be so interesting

[@howardbaxter2514]

Welcome to Vsauce.

[@sealstealer5007]

howard baxter DONG, actually.

[@yahyagannour8486]

a bearded bold man to be specific

[@seancartier1516]

Well, he's not *totally* bald.

[@jamesfrazier9360]

Christian parents to their son when he starts puberty: 10:24

[@E1iG0m3z]

underrated comment

[@neeevirus]

Yes but have you seen what christian asian parents do to their son when they see him message a curse word in a group chat? Yeah, as everyone would expect, The son disintegrated

[@maasome9920]

69 likes. perfect. people better not mess this up

[@shreyanshdwivedi5464]

@@maasome9920 It is actually 70 now

[@sillygoose635]

i got a pampers ad

[@HI3Enjoyer]

14:10 Was expecting a jumpscare... Dafuq, that doll and music had me on edge for some sudden jumpscare or something...

[@MandrakeGuy]

NoteToSelf yea

[@surekt4780]

that was pretty creepy

[@lavafish7660]

Imagine your urban exploring some abandoned asylum and you see that

[@kohlrubenwinter5792]

We Russian - blyat creepe

[@Contret]

As a Russian can approve - I myself had this toy in childhood. Was popular ~ 20 years ago. Not popular anymore tho. Never found it creepy tbh, I even liked it 😅

[@SAMOEDRA443]

7:03 its just a bug god will fix it soon

[@denxx56]

Dimas Samudra way underrated comment

[@Varlwyll]

I didn't see that in the patch notes?

[@z.m.n.1998]

When? Where and how can i see the patch note?

[@SAMOEDRA443]

@@z.m.n.1998 its just a joke guys don't take it seriously😅

[@denxx56]

Dimas Samudra r/whoosh

[@starrred_crescent]

Michael is back making me question why these things so obscure are usually the most interesting.

[@General12th]

Because you know nothing about the obscure things.

[@matankesselman456]

"This is called a harmonic series" *Musicians have entered the chat*

[@anon8740]

@@roboham09 We're covering waves in physics and I was so happy when it came up.

[@anch95]

Music is harmonic because it follows harmonic mathematics in its waves

[@ironicbobcat1]

U guys are lucky. Wait till u get to taylor series

[@matankesselman456]

@@ironicbobcat1 oooo what is this

[@UDAYKUMAR-sw1ne]

@Hrishikesh Paul I can hear the shrill voice of Neha Kakkar.

[@KimberlyGreen]

Michael & Adam ... a pure & beautiful bromance.

[@Ryukachoo]

but, how can i do this online now, guys?

[@cyvilleish13_12]

Ryukachoo watching the video IS the dong

[@OnlyKoolaid]

This seems like it was uploaded to the wrong channel. lol

[@AFailedTuringTest]

OnlyKoolaid ya it feels like vs1 not dong material

[@thamizhable]

Do Offline Now Guys Epi.1

[@wosh2nd68]

The dong is watching the video

[@ronnielopez295]

I'll be honest when you said you could infinitely stack the blocks........ I thought you were a Lire

[@johnallegood4469]

**rimshot**

[@shivraj6664]

no

[@littleveicy8819]

Too far. Too far. I dont wanna see this ever again.

[@fuzzywzhe]

Here's the big joke: He is a liar. The claim of this video is false.

[@308-blackout]

Ronnie Lopez get out

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

Props to michael for not jumpscaring us at the end

[@psilon1522]

It's actually not heavy I am just weak.

[@curlyray33]

----> nice ---->

[@lil_n1bba]

using Σ instead of E really hurts my eyes...

[@ilewdwaifus5677]

MinΣ too.

[@gamerman7209]

Me

[@aclonymous]

Σpsilon my life in a single sentence.

[@hello-ks9eh]

ever since michael was in that damn isolation chamber he gets stranger every video...

[@lights473]

hel lo - how does he get stranger in every video?

[@AngelGonzalez-wn8ws]

lights473 did you not watch the end of this video

[@hello-ks9eh]

blzrdphoto touché

[@coolbrotherf127]

He's not getting stranger, we are seeing the real Michael who was already strange.

[@EdgarGuevaraCodina]

It seems you have not seen the early vsauce videos with Michael dressed in drag as Wonder Woman or as the bearded nun, that WAS strange...

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

Mythbusters 2.0 starring Michael Stevens and Adam Savage new episodes every Wednesday at 6. I want to see this soon

[@therealspaghetti208]

MadiCat247 they replaced jamie

[@Kendakki]

Me too

[@vick229]

I love the way Adam rewinds the statement... " a leaning tower of lire" 😂

[@NoriMori1992]

Michael and Adam have such great chemistry, it makes me wish they'd do a TV show together. Not necessarily MythBusters, but something in that "exploratory science" vein.

[@0hn0haha]

That toy at the end tho... i'm Russian, and for the first time realize why we have the reputation we have. "Here eez beautifull toiii.... "

[@novarkngood2618]

0hn0haha Real horror show

[@Saayan_ide]

Mother russia

[@JoaoSilva-pe3yu]

@@Saayan_ide SLAVIC mother russia

[@relaydog7]

Papoiii?

[@SarahAbramova]

Really? I don't think it's scary. I quite like my Russian toys, like my Matryoshka.

[@YujiItadoriForReal.]

Michael: Vsauce Vsauce: D!NG D!NG: DONG DONG: Michaels Toys *Like make up your mind dude*

[@beesree39]

Hotel: Trivago

[@onrch]

@@beesree39 Trivago: Room

[@napoleonbonaparte9028]

But what is D!NG?

[@willyames9463]

Napoleon Bonaparte channel name

[@david_ga8490]

@@beesree39 Re: Zero

[@jyurzan]

7:23 I was instinctively trying not to bump my desk while watching this lmao

[@blazerblast5075]

“It isn’t creepy enough.” Umm that was actually no ones question lol

[@lizardwizard99]

r/whooosh

[@pixyl4415]

That's not a woosh dumbo so r/wooosh

[@danebradbury5940]

@@pixyl4415 yes it is dumbo so r/woosh

[@danebradbury5940]

r/woosh

[@pixyl4415]

@@danebradbury5940 a woosh it when you don't get the joke...that wasn't a joke. So r/stfu

[@PramodShetty]

10:24 when i'm not able to get the solution as expected while doing a math problem

[@sayakbasak8579]

Me too😭

[@grandcheekclapper6983]

Micheal has a toy channel? At least it’s not as weird as watching a tiny Asian kid play with Thomas the tank engine

[@Mr.Caligos]

There is something like that? Let me look!

[@satyendhole1770]

Ryan's Toy Review

[@bachlamtung5131]

Asian: *tRiGgErEd*

[@satyendhole1770]

@DarkLord124 I think he did

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

Mr. Caligos there’s literally hundreds of channels like that. In fact, my sister is watching a channel right now it’s called ToysPlay

[@R.E.A.MASHAPA]

Mom: Did you do your homework !? Me: yes Mom: 0:39

[@kapten5899]

10:22 reported for violent crime

[@ghostlyandghoulish1705]

Örlogskapten AHHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHQQAHHWYQYQYQGQ

[@a3dg638]

More like 10:24 XD

[@iphonegiveaways7792]

KZbin would be dead.😂

[@friendlyschizo]

Iphone Giveaways imo

[@skunko1871]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@imaginerus]

9:40 this could make a great meme!

[@delta0x]

AHHH

[@cailleach8416]

Maybe 10:21 - 10:26 too

[@flyingpenandpaper6119]

A A A A A A A H H H

[@thatladoverthere7075]

Leandro Paredes Me vs my *meat*.

[@АмиЛаза-г1ю]

Leandro Paredes somebody will definitely add one of the Paul brothers face there

[@syelallouch]

IT IS QUITE FUN TO PLACE ONE BLOCK ON TOP OF ANOTHER LIKE A HUMAN DOES. I AM A HUMAN PLAYING WITH MY BLOCKS. I AM ENTERTAINED.

[@SapphFire]

I AM A HUMAN TOO AND I ENJOYED WATCHING THIS LIKE OTHER HUMANS ENJOY WATCHING BLOCKS BEING PLACED ON TOP OF OTHER BLOCKS.

[@lmao5]

I AM ALSO A HUMAN WHO ALSO ENJOYS WATCHING BLOCKS BEING STACKED AND I AM ALSO ENTERTAINED. WE ARE ALL HUMANS

[@Veehartee]

Tuts not me...

[@brydonthunder]

Nice Mr Zuckerberg

[@gell2277]

GREETINGS FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE HUMAN RACE. I, TOO, ENJOY OBSERVING CUBOIDS BEING RELOCATED TO LAY ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

[@shankararhuddlan270]

Love watching people i admire, having fun, learning and testing theories/facts, expanding knowledge... just so freaking awesome. Thank you both so much, I think iv watched this like 20 times LOL

[@Naveen-iu7eu]

1:40 its actually not heavy, i am just weak

[@tobyknight1345]

10:24 ANGERY MIKEL Angry Michael

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

Only one Life yes spit on him my Bruddah

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

Nykal hey now that's not nice

[@burntpotato8089]

Semper Fidelis he dus not no de wea, let’s spit on him brudduh.

[@MrKing-qd7gi]

Burnt Potato for da QUEEN! For she only knows de wae

[@MeinDeinSeinCraft]

I bet he tryed to "beat it" for a while and got angry cos of that haha :)

[@KozmonautToribash]

"Michael's toys" Channel's name is DONG

[@Dankboi420]

😏😏

[@orchdork775]

I wonder if that was intentional haha

[@UglyLongSleeves]

Not funny

[@neoxus30]

Yes funny)

[@NexenTriz]

Maybe funny.

[@Arpm88]

“It’s actually not heavy.. I’m just.. really weak”

[@sundayfunday722]

*BUT CAN IT DO THISSSS?*

[@ToriKo_]

MikuCyberSnipe okay this actually got me lmao

[@matthewnewell2392]

Well played sir

[@QueenoftheSkunks]

Only 399$

[@JimGiant]

No but you can do it while doing thisss! imgur.com/tkDKRxh

[@d.n.3652]

MikuCyberSnipe sadly it can not

[@jamie___steele]

This feels like when you get a second twitter account and start posting more there than on the original one

[@ToriKo_]

jameson lmao

[@SuviTuuliAllan]

Try 16th

[@katowo6521]

"Jack what are you watching on youtube?" " Oh I'm watching Michael's toys" "What?!" "Oh I mean his dongs" "Wtf"

[@Smoketilldeath]

Proffesor:how smart are you? Vsauce:hmm first we need to figure out what "smart" means

[@rakantion]

Nobody: Micheal: fights with a toy 10:20

[@braylinnunez7303]

The toy remains undefeated

[@vincemunoz3801]

YOU CAN NOT BEAT IT

[@drewbransby4600]

But what is center of gravity? Hi Vsauce Mycle here.

[@Nothing_serious]

How much does it weigh?

[@Skelath]

Inc flat earth fanatics

[@villagerc7130]

But what does weight *taste* like?

[@mikeymooman1]

*Michael*

[@drewbransby4600]

mikeymooman1 there fixed

[@ruubelegant]

I love these little mini-Vsauce videos. Keep doing them plz, maybe even move them to the main channel. Either way don't stop if you don't have to

[@HakeemRDaud]

i approve this type of video on VS1

[@praisethesun9434]

"it's actually not heavy I'm just really weak" man that's relatable