BROWN GUY GETS RICH & MARRIES WHITE GIRL | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

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[@raghuramgaddam2956]

"Love may be blind but not deaf" - Akaash Singh, 2020.

[@nigmatic_]

Raghuram Gaddam 😂😂

[@wilmara24]

Barz!!!

[@msthang5366]

That’s funny

[@BullC6]

Absolutely majestic.

[@garvpatel3071]

She clearly heard his "clink-clink" before meeting 🤑

[@DerekAllDigital]

When your accent is THAT thick, your pockets gotta match.

[@thebigten90]

Octavio Cuesta one or the other

[@octaviocuesta1155]

@@thebigten90 What if its the Thick Trinity?

[@thebigten90]

@@octaviocuesta1155 I remember One of my customers was an asian doctor, and his wife was a white woman taller than him. so you KNOW you have to have AT LEAST one hahahaha

[@anthonyc-i8869]

Joel Embiid is proof

[@Q_QQ_Q]

@Em Ayy doctors rich af LOL white people are tall generally

[@DouglasBurton]

Another classic lesson in why you just stay quiet and let the comic do their joke. You start wanting to chime in with your jokes and be part of the show, you will become part of the show.

[@krishnamurthym595]

but he literally didn't do anything except answer his questions

[@mcdelive]

Its the Comedian who got triggered, not the other way around. Fair play to that REAL-Indian guy !

[@jask4968]

He better get a bodyguard. They gone be waiting in the parking lot 😂

[@ChamStar625]

Bahahahah

[@theviewer102]

Lol.

[@thebrotherfromanotherplane297]

Lol😆

[@almightyjordan1271]

Deadass Lmfao

[@blahblah55237]

Dude, he ripped the dude in the crowd hard.

[@theoutlet9300]

your indian accent has improved exponentially

[@sanket677]

I guess the guy was wearing a kada that's y Akaash was doing a Punjabi accent .

[@AmitSinghco]

@@sanket677 Non-punjabi wear kada too

[@sanket677]

@@AmitSinghco I'm not a Punjabi and I wear it too that's y I said "I guess" akaash might not be aware tho that's y .

[@devvaratbali6564]

He is American born🙄

[@jobanpreetbrar9272]

@@sanket677 It is not a Punjabi accent . What he did was like the most generic North Indian accent .

[@SuperAltamish23]

Gotta give love to all the Indian Americans. Y'all came to this country and worked smarter and harder and now y'all have the 2nd highest income per capita of any ethnic group in the US. Give credit where it's due.

[@abhinavsharma5935]

the first ones are the whites i guess

[@SuperAltamish23]

@@abhinavsharma5935 yes they are.

[@samahirrao]

@@SuperAltamish23 lol. Indians are not no. 2 unless you mean 2 times richer per capita compared to any other American.

[@esh6767]

Not to be attacking anyone here, but the Indian Americans are actually No. 1.

[@sensei249]

Asians are at top and among them first are Indians, then Filipino, japanese, Chinese and goes like that. Then comes white. But the main reason for that is Indians coming in USA are destined to be successful otherwise they don't make it to USA. So all Indians in USA are successful.

[@ZenoSama_]

So him and Andrew Shultz are exactly the same comic.

[@maazypaaz]

Akaash is following a working buisiness model

[@ZenoSama_]

@@maazypaaz business model and comedy style are 2 different things.

[@bradspitt3896]

Because they both interact with the audience? Akaash is more angry little guy. Playing on his small stature.

[@ZenoSama_]

@@bradspitt3896 doing crowd work isnt a new thing. They have the same type of timing the same joke content, the same demeanor its apparent they hang out alot. Just like Joe List and Mark Normand they are very similar in their banter. Not saying its a bad thing just pointing out the obvious.

[@fabi7953]

Brad's Pitt didn’t even notice that but I see it now

[@HaroonMJKL]

"Alright big bang theory let's see what we got here" Akash is on fire!

[@MAC-vi7fy]

You can't even see her..

[@johnlewis8934]

I read that as soon he said it lol

[@Q_QQ_Q]

LOL

[@sanket677]

*"That's exactly what Raj sounds like"*

[@udayrathod3786]

I can tell this dude is going to be one of the biggest artists out there.

[@Scarfac390]

Damn he destroyed that guy. Sounds like some underlying jealously there

[@Q_QQ_Q]

lol dumbo . its for to go viral LOL

[@Fahad-gf1wx]

Indian Americans make more fun of Indian accent than actual Americans

[@aspebb]

@@Fahad-gf1wx "Actual Americans"? Feels bad, man.

[@midniteking1]

First I was like ,Damn that shit is funny and a few minutes later,I felt bad for that dude.

[@buttofthejoke]

That's true.. Indian Americans are very insecure about being brown.. They'll use that brown card to climb up their careers nevertheless..

[@ajaxjaiswal3442]

Aakash must be having issues with his parents and when he heard the accent he must be triggered. Btw it was funny.

[@dripzalini9919]

ajax jaiswal u probably got a mad indian accent as well

[@darwinianchimp2630]

@@dripzalini9919 FYI in India it's not called Indian accent.

[@Q_QQ_Q]

@ajax jaiswal dont be mad cuz its true .

[@shivampatil7212]

@@Q_QQ_Q you sound like Joe Biden ...you make no sense

[@ajaxjaiswal3442]

@@dripzalini9919 of course I have an Indian accent. Are u dumb or what?

[@djarmstrong4099]

I was at this very show I remember this it was hella funny 🤣🤣🤣 he asked me how much my sweater cost because he got the same one as a gift 😂

[@MJfromdaO]

free muwop

[@sourishsaha8067]

This is true. Having white girl is seen as a social status amongst non-white. Sad trend

[@bobsingh5521]

Naw bro. They are just better

[@prakashtiwari8003]

@@bobsingh5521 it's debatable.

[@linuxbasic3399]

​@Aryan R well that too 😂

[@smiley3239]

@@bobsingh5521 better in lacking melanin? they can't even sucking dicks properly

[@VJ_Ror]

They're better at everything except cooking and staying with you forever. They're definitely better at fucking 100%

[@neoblackcyptron]

Man akash seamless transition from desi to American accent is excellent.

[@justchilling771]

🤔I swear his high pitch voice goes any higher, you started hearing Aziz Ansari 😂

[@lukeozade9957]

Akaash: "you with a white girl, you must be rich" The dude: "yeah" Akaash is a savage and i love it. Fuck wouldn't wanna know what he'd say to 90% of the NBA lol

[@John-ct9zs]

It's mainly because she's a pretty white girl. Getting any old plain Jane or ugly fat white girl isn't that hard, but getting an above average looking/cute white girl, or straight up pretty or hot white girl is extremely difficult for an Indian guy, even a good looking Indian guy.

[@lukeozade9957]

@@John-ct9zs well mid white girls would be thinking they can get top dudes so it's ironic. Also pretty sure any hot girl would be hard to get.

[@hirenahir76200]

​@@John-ct9zsthat's true by the way who want those ugly and mid we all want those pretty white girls when indians say they are attracted to white girls They basically mean pretty one which they seen from Hollywood movies

[@arunfooty]

Yoo Akash violated 😂😂 love when you can make fun of ur own race like that

[@vin_2620]

Bruh he got triggered man. Seems like he was channeling his wife maybe

[@allananderson9410]

I’m DEAD, Akaash. That MAGA hat bit killed me.

[@Bagga4u]

Haha same !

[@benvine9699]

Yo Akaash, laughed my ass off. Love your comedy and your energy, please keep these videos coming.

[@hemankpie0656]

He destroyed that guy not because of the accent, but the attitude and the gift bag on the stage, He could have kept it in the table.

[@shwetawalkar9384]

Oh ma god!! Laughed so hard, almost had an heartattack.. 🤣

[@JD-di6md]

I'm watching this shit on a train full of people

[@100rav_S1ngh]

Ya ya... Bitch!!! Sorry Pretentious BITCH!!

[@Q_QQ_Q]

looks like indian women like it LOL

[@shreddercaster5789]

Could be a green card marriage 😂🤷🏽‍♂️?

[@abidyo]

its not about the accent, its about the attitude given. we understood akaash ,love from south east asian

[@yOcupcaKee]

“you said i’m going to take this shit back as if it was valuable” 💀💀💀💀

[@veteranpatriot4474]

Never seen or heard of this guy until today, But He has a Gift that only Comics like Carson did, He can offend EVERYONE without having anyone offended by Him. Truly Magical Young Man. I have been listening to His stuff all morning. Hang in there your gonna make it big ........ And I mean REALLY REALLY BIG. God Bless.

[@VarunSharma-cf7ir]

Honestly speaking, that was too much rant given to someone for having an Indian accent.

[@awakenow7147]

He also carelessly put his gift bag on stage, and he made him sound dumb just for asking the initial question. Its a complete give-and-take situation.

[@shreyaprv]

Awake Now I call it casual racism. Racism will not be tolerated.

[@huh_rinii]

Awake Now chill out he returned the gift bag after the show, it’s not that deep lmao

[@kesar2298]

Nobody cares bout how offensive you get.. people came here to laugh and they all did..it's called a stand up comedy for a reason.

[@YohanPenny]

Oh really hmm fascinating you should email him your concerns, Mr. Sharma.

[@the_slow_s197]

"Just cuz theres a rug here don't make it a home" -Akaash

[@davef6337]

I knew it wasn't going to go well when he started talking to him about being with a white woman.

[@RolandDeschain198]

Akaash been killin it lately.

[@kljcjbslp8023]

Hilarious, keep these coming. You’re definitely gonna make it big

[@ronak4489]

The way he said Mummy and not Mommy 😂😂

[@Fahad-gf1wx]

Akash seemed triggered seeing a n Indian guy with a white women , wonder why

[@cecegichau9785]

Most Indian men are proud to marry their own women. They have pride in themselves. Unlike black men :)

[@dafellaz6]

@@cecegichau9785 u sound bitter 😂😂😂

[@cecegichau9785]

@@dafellaz6 no, speaking the truth/facts is not being bitter. If that's what you think that's fine... 🙄

[@adityajoshi4428]

BLACKMALE he had a girl at that time which he is now married or engaged to

[@dafellaz6]

@@cecegichau9785 what does my personal pride have to do with who i decide to be with?...........Bitter. I got it right.

[@satyaradhakrishna8208]

He roasted the attitude not the accent. I’m an Indian guy with an accent and this was funny

[@macberry4048]

That caught me off guard talking about "how is big bang theory offensive when that's exactly what he sounds like"

[@kamielmoodley3689]

"Mummy, do sumtin, what the fuck!" 😂😂😂

[@simpletrade6850]

"Nothing sounds good!!" Dead

[@samueltevege2498]

סתום תפה

[@bravo803]

His gf is smoking hot btw

[@Q_QQ_Q]

link

[@YouVerseUSA]

Who’s gf?

[@Quarker]

Based on the 5 red pixels you could see of her face? The fuck?

[@loubloom777]

simp

[@raqui174]

She’s beautiful

[@respecthewoman]

Straight up invaded his space with that bag though. Joka OCD'in on him lol

[@PhotosByAO]

Fuck it. I’ll spend 2 hours watching Akaash clips tonight.

[@brandonnightroad5889]

guy could have won him over at the end with"its actually 6 for $1" would have killed Akaash🤣

[@thesolojourney8955]

This dude doesn’t hold back 😂😂😂

[@Starscream_313]

Gift bag on my stage!!!!!!😂💥

[@anubhavfresco8418]

Dude just loved your content from start to end. You are good. You improvise so fuckin well. 👍 🇮🇳

[@garlicjr08]

Yo I'm crying I luv this dude

[@Q_QQ_Q]

my boi Akash just ripped another one into Indian dude LOL

[@SwastikSwarupDas]

That's some silicon money for him to get a white girl

[@me1ofdabest]

White bitches ain't all that I don't see the hype?

[@charlie7mason]

@@me1ofdabest It's more about the value they hold among the brown community, not within their own.

[@me1ofdabest]

@@charlie7mason they don't hold any value in the brown community. I know because I am "brown"

[@SASMADBRUV7]

It holds value to the opposite sex. Indian dude gets with a white girl and Indian girls around that guy will get insecure

[@charlie7mason]

@Kim sung Un Wow, quite the jump in logic there bro. Mommy didn't teach you to be nice growing up? I was just presenting a perspective on the possible reason for it. You don't think there's any Indians who overvalue white skin?

[@anirprasadd]

If you're an Indian, never sit in the front at Aakash's comesy show.....😂😂😂

[@saxenaakash19]

I'll be surprised if I ever see a black man raised in America, ranting about his own kin for having an accent, cause he clearly wasnt born in America.

[@m_js5709]

I've seen dozens of black comics making fun of different African nation accents. Black comics joke about Nigerian accents especially all the time.

[@TheChenchen]

Not too surprised now aren't you ?

[@nillchowdhury806]

​@@TheChenchendon't you understand that he has a reason to surpise??? don't you.

[@rafiismail5652]

Long live the flagrancy 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽💪🏽

[@d-rankboss6315]

That poor guy man, he still kept talking tho 😂

[@FreeWifi1984]

I almost don’t like this guys comedy but I sure as hell respect his style. Quick comebacks and they fucking hurt 😂😂

[@bbeth4]

The way he called for the mum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seansartor]

Akaash’s Indian accent is dead on 🤣👊🏾💥🔥

[@Haru-nee]

3:50 "He's acting like I'm the asshole an be he's acting like I'm the idiot." Me: But Akash, you ARE.

[@shadowmaxeomoz]

MUMMY DO SOMETHING!!! WTF!!XD

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

"you talk too much with that accent" He did bro soooo dirty

[@Nebulation]

Depends on the voice too IMO. Indian accent tends to sound funny depending on how their tone is pitched. Ive come across Indians that have a rather nice accent cause it matches their voice.

[@jaykoey3683]

if someone has really come from a great English medium school in india , like celebs etc, they are bound to have a great accent.

[@ekamsat429]

English is typically the 2nd or the 3rd language for most Indians so the primary native languages shape their many English accents. Wonder how fine is the American-born Singh's 2nd language accent? Besides, each ethnic group is entitled to its own foreign language accent including those in the UK. No need at all to either patronize or be apologetic.

[@devvaratbali6564]

yo! my man go no chill :'D he just crushed that dude in front of 100 people.

[@kavitanu]

I still have no idea what job the guy or his white gf does. Lolll

[@rahulsinha9502]

They’re in San Jose. Silicon Valley. So something in Tech. Like Apple, Google, Facebook, Tesla, Microsoft, Amazon, Oracle, Adobe, etc.

[@joeblow9126]

Indian or Chinese marries a white woman He must be rich A white guy marries a filipina He must be poor 😆

[@akraeoth]

White guys want white girls mostly. And white girls want white guys.

[@RJ-su9us]

Good spontaneous action but avoid the stretch.

[@siddhartharoy179]

An Indian dude with American accent making fun of Indian accent. Wow. How original

[@matth3002]

Haha, but for real ya gotta be a rich minority to get an average white chick.

[@fzz6716]

blk dudes be broke af and still land a fine white girl.

[@jaykoey3683]

@@fzz6716 just check out every NBA black player's wife. All plastic surgery lmao. Their kids ? One of the ugliest. 'land a fine white girl ' 🤣🤣

[@-BarathKumarS]

100%,white chicks won't even take a look at you even if you are 10/10 in indian standards but don't make big bucks. What this guy pulled up is an average white chick with his average job.

[@JA-SF2TX]

😂😫😂😫😂😫😂😂😂😫 Dude got murdered 😂😂😂😂😂

[@patmtc477]

You are a fiend. So its funny to have another person made fun of.

[@GK-qc5ry]

Quick mind and great crowd work Akaash.

[@MADMAX7330]

I do not appreciate the over exaggerated Indian accent Akash kept hammering on.. Its forced humor where he couldn't can't find any

[@TheMicahwitz]

Aakash is the funniest dude out there to me. Watch this guy’s career blow the fuck up reaaaaal soon.

[@lynnnaluyima9749]

I love that we are familiar with Schultz

[@aikogiron3449]

His killing it. Damn.

[@dr3wbyyy]

White girl, black girl, rainbow girl, it don’t matter. You got the bag 💰 and you get hoes.

[@prakashtiwari8003]

Fax 🤣🤣🤣

[@theodroszeamanuel5684]

When you coming to Toronto

[@n8george]

Damn this is funny af 💀

[@AbhiBass96]

Poor guy, dude... lol

[@gs6827]

Mad jokes, but I could’ve sworn you said on the podcast recently that you’d never use the Indian accent as a punchline in and of itself, lmao’d nonetheless, love that they ended up front row lol

[@wren4077]

yea you would think so. idk if just pointing out someone has a thick indian accent is funny in and of itself. maybe its just me.

[@amarbaha]

As a brown guy married to a white girl this is goddamn funny I approve LOL

[@SuperIronman911]

You must be rich lol

[@Q_QQ_Q]

damn tech money

[@amolkhobaragade]

@@SuperIronman911 So, only rich brown men can marry white women?

[@user-yk5xu8gr1e]

@@amolkhobaragade ...and the good looking ones....

[@MrALenCar321]

@@user-yk5xu8gr1e I hope the white women is good looking too it's a waste of time otherwise.

[@chetana9802]

Lot of words I don't understand and "what the fuck" On repeat ~ Akash Singh,2020

[@RunnJake]

DUDE HOLY SHIT THE FIRST LINE GOT ME

[@ungrateful-66]

That bit about claiming the land that isn’t theirs or ours in my case LoL was funny because not only is it true, but when we consider very few (almost no cultures even conceived of idea of “land ownership,” AT ALL before colonialism established what we’re left with today).

[@PJ-cm8ix]

Wow dude hold your horses there were fucking feudal lords in medieval times all over the world whose sole purpose was to protect the land of the rich colonialism was done by everyone some just got away with it and some didn't that's it

[@andrewrichardson2577]

He said she does to like she's spends HER OWN MONEY

[@kayreece297]

drinking out the tap that shit is gold

[@rexignis8733]

That guy makes all his money working for Apple tech support.

[@ashmidnightbeats2621]

That guy : What Am I Suppose To Do? Like he can't be real and can't be fake? 🙄

[@pokhreis]

That’s so fckn true, a white girl and Indian guy are together, if Indian guy is either doctor, tech guy, attorney or he is fckn rich.

[@annamalaip2434]

Akash always seemed to have a bit of self hate hope he learns to love himself

[@achintsingh8745]

He's a small man who wants to make himself feel bigger by bringing his own people down.

[@dailyyoutuber4563]

Not true. There are other videos where he says how he is proud of being Indian and how he will only date Indian women

[@s.b626]

@@dailyyoutuber4563 you should ask him if any Indian woman wants him.

[@jontrell7980]

@@s.b626 hes married to a indian woman

[@fzz6716]

He does self hate . In some podcast he was making fun of his own people but not in a funny kind of way. The other way white guy in the podcast had to call out his bs.

[@dicdedic]

My boy on fire hahahaha

[@jakeizlove]

Funny guy! Wishing you continued success.

[@Stj862]

high school bully sort of jokes....

[@jcarr1399]

Akaash lmaooo

[@Kemet3.0]

Now... my brother that was funny. Chappelle funny!

[@datboygood9321]

Had me rollin san

[@UtsavPathak7]

bahut sahi launde

[@i.am.Clutch]

OMG, this one is soooo good! #valid!

[@reycesarcarino4653]

Should done the Head bobble with the exaggerated accent, that would have been the ticket

[@Jeiss_V]

the accent got me

[@DevendraMahendraSingh]

She's with the guy as she won't date someone who has less money than what she has.

[@shivampatil7212]

Maybe she's with him because she likes him

[@DevendraMahendraSingh]

@@shivampatil7212, that's a Simp answer. Question: How come they never marry the poor guys? Answer: Women's Hypergamy.

[@harshkumarf4379]

@@DevendraMahendraSingh they probably do but you dont look for that ,,, dont put your own filth on someone else's relationships ,,,

[@DevendraMahendraSingh]

@@harshkumarf4379, what filth do you speak of? You are simply ignorant of the facts. People like you learn the hard way as its the only way for you and those who love under illusions.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@harshkumarf4379 It happens less than 6% of the time statistically. In the case of children even more so. Women never marry down.

[@justsaying8]

Why can't we have full shows? Mostly it's 5 min clips. C'mon man we don't live in the US we need ur full show

[@notsoleft3331]

Now the accent joke is getting boring and disrespectful