THE KIND OF GUYS THAT GET TO CHEAT | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

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Akaash Singh

Akaash Singh

3 жыл бұрын

Yerrr!
Let me tell you something...
Some men REALLY should be allowed to cheat on their girl! Not me...don't get it twisted. But some men should definitely cheat.
Also, we're back on the road! Phoenix, Kansas City, Baltimore, San Diego, New Jersey, and Indianapolis!
All tickets at AkaashSingh.com

Пікірлер: 314
@user-kq2og4lm4n
@user-kq2og4lm4n 3 жыл бұрын
"I built a fence for her 🙄 " "The fence was brown, kinda like you" 😂 Dude is a legend 😂
@harikiran4339
@harikiran4339 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DREWBLASTZOID
@DREWBLASTZOID 3 жыл бұрын
nah he been good
@jeremiahnovember2617
@jeremiahnovember2617 3 жыл бұрын
His wife made the joke, not him.
@matchbox1275
@matchbox1275 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiahnovember2617 And the husband chose that color :)
@2seater_mx5
@2seater_mx5 3 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for a 'So you dont like MY color?!'
@urreybhai8434
@urreybhai8434 3 жыл бұрын
"the more I talk to him, the more I think he should be allowed to cheat on you"😭😭😭😭😭
@saurabhmishra2363
@saurabhmishra2363 3 жыл бұрын
Arrey Bhai ?
@yashgaikwad5321
@yashgaikwad5321 3 жыл бұрын
I googled kona brown after this and I must say the dude knows his colours
@angelatzw1503
@angelatzw1503 3 жыл бұрын
Nah it looks way darker than Akaash
@TheGanjologist
@TheGanjologist 3 жыл бұрын
@@angelatzw1503 I think it turned out lighter than expected. Thats why his wife didnt like the color
@manishthapliyal6372
@manishthapliyal6372 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGanjologist once you go brown the other colors let's you down
@dac554
@dac554 3 жыл бұрын
Googled “koda brown” by mistake. It’s a cartoon bear 🐻 Knew I fucked up right away because Akaash is a twink not a bear
@Dennicillin
@Dennicillin 3 жыл бұрын
@@angelatzw1503 Try Googling 'Kona Brown Wood' instead
@chosenfallen2024
@chosenfallen2024 3 жыл бұрын
When she said she didn't like the fence, I got mad for the guy.
@chaitanyajain3127
@chaitanyajain3127 3 жыл бұрын
I think the guy said that, women didn't
@isaacfreeman1
@isaacfreeman1 2 жыл бұрын
The whole crowd was upset by that 😂
@sydguitar99
@sydguitar99 3 жыл бұрын
You damn well know she started a fight after the show. "WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM THINGS ABOUT ME!"
@pker3293
@pker3293 2 жыл бұрын
That'd be sad
@amish613
@amish613 2 жыл бұрын
Thats his girl. None of your business what she tells him.
@dropkickpherby6994
@dropkickpherby6994 2 жыл бұрын
@@amish613 You know Akash HATES YOU right? He HATES the amish
@straightcashhomey1261
@straightcashhomey1261 Жыл бұрын
100% started a fight and claimed she embarrassed him.
@Ramses917
@Ramses917 Жыл бұрын
Yet, she doesn't get why talking about him unfiltered to her friend groups is just as upsetting
@johnsmith8981
@johnsmith8981 3 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one that interpreted his "legal stuff" comment to mean he does something illegal.
@Ahmed-vk8pv
@Ahmed-vk8pv 3 жыл бұрын
I think it means something like a paralegal. Like he's not a lawyer but he's works at a law firm
@livebythews
@livebythews 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the way he looked, he's probably a cop. The club they are at is in downtown Portland and most people hate the cops up here.
@StormwaterIsOneWord
@StormwaterIsOneWord 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought. Dude was like my work is legal, for sure, no drugs at all Sir just filing divorce paperwork. uh huh....
@roosterqmoney
@roosterqmoney 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe a cop
@kulveersinghdhanoa
@kulveersinghdhanoa 2 жыл бұрын
spoton
@NedWasHere94
@NedWasHere94 2 жыл бұрын
“she didn’t like the fence color.” Akaash: “peace was never an option.”
@sanjogghimire9995
@sanjogghimire9995 3 жыл бұрын
"Its kinda like you" HOLYSHIT am dead💀💀💀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@phoenix-king779
@phoenix-king779 3 жыл бұрын
That part took me out
@pawelzietek
@pawelzietek 3 жыл бұрын
the best heckle ever. I'd say she should be allow to heckle on anybody after this shit.
@Nihilnovus
@Nihilnovus 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason I think that if a golden retriever became a man, the fence building husband is who he’d be
@skyy_raider8994
@skyy_raider8994 2 жыл бұрын
Mr peanut butter from bojack horseman
@amish613
@amish613 2 жыл бұрын
You are reeking of jealousy...
@dropkickpherby6994
@dropkickpherby6994 2 жыл бұрын
@@amish613 wat
@SeanteBrown
@SeanteBrown 3 жыл бұрын
Yo...why tf did I just google Kona brown?!!? And why in da fuq was he 100% ON POINT?!!?
@_thegermanpizza_5591
@_thegermanpizza_5591 3 жыл бұрын
Mans knows his colors alright?
@jaecee2716
@jaecee2716 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is getting better and better with each video
@Audimartini
@Audimartini 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll be the judge of that
@neil527
@neil527 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda cringe and forced still.
@brothaman007
@brothaman007 3 жыл бұрын
@@neil527 very much agreed. Like he is trying to follow in on Shultz' style
@officialarchiemo
@officialarchiemo 3 жыл бұрын
@@brothaman007 exactly the vibe i got. His newer stuff is def comin off as tryna b andrew mini me
@AyushBisht20
@AyushBisht20 2 жыл бұрын
Got the words right out of my mouth.
@LowTempDabr
@LowTempDabr 3 жыл бұрын
I looked up Kona Brown. The color of the paint itself isnt similar to Akash, but once it's painted on the wood it's spot-on
@kevinking2380
@kevinking2380 3 жыл бұрын
the way he said legal stuff I immediately thought he did illegal stuff.
@MyPlanetIsPluto
@MyPlanetIsPluto 3 жыл бұрын
He said "paralegal"
@panchoperfulcro8708
@panchoperfulcro8708 3 жыл бұрын
This is fucking comedy Gold! My man almost channelled Patrice o'neal when he got pissed LOL
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🏾🙏🏾
@cu7695
@cu7695 3 жыл бұрын
"Lawyer who builds shit. You a goddam catch !"
@oumryeternity7871
@oumryeternity7871 10 ай бұрын
You did him justice, I'm sure she nagged him for days and now you défended him and put back his good sense of self worth. She really got a good man but not appreciative enough. He just built her a fruiting fence 😂
@ajwolf3564
@ajwolf3564 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 we need a 1hr crowd work special from you
@MohitKhatri
@MohitKhatri 3 жыл бұрын
"kinda like you" is the funniest racist joke ever. 😂😂
@mohityadav-ju2qy
@mohityadav-ju2qy 3 жыл бұрын
lmao "Its kinda like you" came out of nowhere dawg
@LPknives
@LPknives 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone saying “he knows his colors”. The fact is he spent 5 hours over the past week staring at every shade of brown the hardware store had, painted samples for her, then came back and got more when she wasn’t sure. He knows about every brown out there now.
@BLITSFRAPPS
@BLITSFRAPPS 3 жыл бұрын
The dude was a god damn catch indeed ...I managed to make the comedian laugh from the audience.
@heroman8072
@heroman8072 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious bit! Your crowd work here is top-notch!
@djspinadic
@djspinadic 3 жыл бұрын
So glad to see you back on stage. Feel like you were just hitting your stride when covid hit. You're gonna slay this year 👍🏽
@TradeCraftMediaSolutions
@TradeCraftMediaSolutions 2 жыл бұрын
Watched you on Flagrant 2, watched the special, now searching for everything you’ve done on KZbin. New fan, you’re one funny dude!
@jonnygirma
@jonnygirma 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Alexa, what color is kona brown” “The Kona Brown is more of a purplish brown/eggplant color”
@sanatanipandit1166
@sanatanipandit1166 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@RustyDustyCrusty
@RustyDustyCrusty 3 жыл бұрын
kona brown is darker than my future....LMAO
@alphaaid5771
@alphaaid5771 3 жыл бұрын
You’re genuine man! Keep it up Kash!
@ianolsen3077
@ianolsen3077 3 жыл бұрын
Great clip! Fantastic crowd work! You look like you're really enjoying what you do.
@eastsidej20ny22
@eastsidej20ny22 3 жыл бұрын
I love when he does this. How dare you 🤣🤣
@stevewirtes3848
@stevewirtes3848 2 жыл бұрын
Dope AF, be editin all up, lookin beautiful.
@officialbrandonlampkin
@officialbrandonlampkin 3 жыл бұрын
Akaash building his own brand! Schulz showed the KZbin blueprint. Its worth a sub!
@adamseidel9780
@adamseidel9780 3 жыл бұрын
This is some of the best crowd work I’ve ever seen, unreal
@isaiahdelrosario8323
@isaiahdelrosario8323 3 жыл бұрын
Damn we out here with the funny again, Welcome back Akaash
@josephcantu3562
@josephcantu3562 3 жыл бұрын
We need more content bruh! This was hilarious.
@michaeljohn8593
@michaeljohn8593 3 жыл бұрын
I will still watch you bro keep the confidence and be authentic... Anyways wish the best.. all out kid
@uhlowhashotya203
@uhlowhashotya203 3 жыл бұрын
Love you bro keep being great!!!
@clockworkclockwisepro4925
@clockworkclockwisepro4925 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice O'neal would be proud of you bro
@69ReasonsToLoveME
@69ReasonsToLoveME 3 жыл бұрын
love the clips keep it up please
@nickher1783
@nickher1783 2 жыл бұрын
From Wild n Out to The Flagrant 2 Podcast… he is still comedy gold.
@PahanSarathchandra
@PahanSarathchandra Жыл бұрын
"It's kinda like you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@malcolmcampbell6635
@malcolmcampbell6635 3 жыл бұрын
Keep killing it
@porthospatel1683
@porthospatel1683 8 ай бұрын
these people need to laugh more and clap more. the crowd work is fire!
@mariadorantescastillo5231
@mariadorantescastillo5231 3 жыл бұрын
I looked up Kona brown 😂 and dude was not lying
@igotzelda
@igotzelda 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the new uploads rolling akaash!
@igotzelda
@igotzelda 3 жыл бұрын
And see about coming to Jacksonville (fl)!
@Devin1364
@Devin1364 3 жыл бұрын
This is a great clip
@Bokmoh
@Bokmoh 3 жыл бұрын
100
@andresmendozaondatube
@andresmendozaondatube 3 жыл бұрын
yall think this is funny?
@Devin1364
@Devin1364 3 жыл бұрын
@@andresmendozaondatube yup, I liked it - made me laugh - isn’t that what makes something funny? If it makes a person laugh?
@HarryBallSack1
@HarryBallSack1 3 жыл бұрын
The boy boy is getting better. Keep it up Mr. Singh.
@sinhamohit
@sinhamohit 10 ай бұрын
If I'm ever having relationship problems, I'm taking her to this guy's show
@TheAneraaaa
@TheAneraaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Akash that was so so funny man. Thankyou
@aaronbonsignore1344
@aaronbonsignore1344 3 жыл бұрын
that man is funny as shit. Akaash knows how to pick 'em
@goku9851
@goku9851 3 жыл бұрын
Kona brown = Akaash 😂 I googled it, it’s pretty accurate 😂
@Chewbachi
@Chewbachi 11 ай бұрын
Bro saw his opportunity and took it 😂
@akshaysingh7534
@akshaysingh7534 3 жыл бұрын
Great one bro
@aakashtimmapurkar308
@aakashtimmapurkar308 3 жыл бұрын
KING IS BACKKKKK
@vmwindustries
@vmwindustries 3 жыл бұрын
He's killing it now!
@hariombhardwaj038
@hariombhardwaj038 3 жыл бұрын
this was hilarious lol
@shaerbd7484
@shaerbd7484 3 жыл бұрын
Bro put more videos up... you're funny as fu*k... you need to be on Netflix pronto
@ParvizalthePainter
@ParvizalthePainter 3 жыл бұрын
Soo good!!!!
@chrisunger8400
@chrisunger8400 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedie out there
@10oner
@10oner 3 жыл бұрын
Telling that guy he cant cheat is like clipping an eagles wings
@classmst89
@classmst89 3 жыл бұрын
God damn 🤣😂 that dude in the crowd got jokes 🤣🤣😂😂
@kristideeley
@kristideeley 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching you crack up at shit as much as I love your jokes 😂😂😂
@Yamazaki112
@Yamazaki112 2 жыл бұрын
The Shan's Ad after the video is so wild lmao
@teardropsonmyfallen
@teardropsonmyfallen 3 жыл бұрын
Better than most comedy specials on Netflix
@andrew.osu.96
@andrew.osu.96 3 жыл бұрын
This was the best 😂
@thasourosrs
@thasourosrs 3 жыл бұрын
Akaash been listening to Drake a lot, he's charged up and he's upset lmaooo
@debdon5813
@debdon5813 3 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious 🤣
@bombaclatttt
@bombaclatttt 3 жыл бұрын
The flagrancy is real!
@angelasexton8369
@angelasexton8369 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! He Nailed It! Thats ur color, Man!!
@sultanofmultan2012
@sultanofmultan2012 3 жыл бұрын
Akaash is a silly and hilarious person.
@nicolasortega9855
@nicolasortega9855 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, that should be Akaash's rap alter-ego.
@utkarshsingh2183
@utkarshsingh2183 3 жыл бұрын
BRUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVED IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@koopatroopagamer2854
@koopatroopagamer2854 3 жыл бұрын
“Kinda like you.” Bro that shit sent me rolling
@patrickdukuze3561
@patrickdukuze3561 3 жыл бұрын
akaash funny asl
@Jonah_Krsna_47
@Jonah_Krsna_47 3 жыл бұрын
I love akaash
@Spawn303
@Spawn303 3 жыл бұрын
It’s time to spread your wings and fly! Make that Schulz bag!!! You can do it!
@chrisl7068
@chrisl7068 3 жыл бұрын
Well hell, the dude was right 😆and it just maid the whole thing funnier. 😂
@truecrimejungle
@truecrimejungle 3 жыл бұрын
can confirm, kona brown is not racist, the man knows his colors.
@lwandosaunders3942
@lwandosaunders3942 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out king!
@mesdimo3
@mesdimo3 3 жыл бұрын
I actually just googled Kona Brown and it is very accurate lmfao
@theaterlightman89
@theaterlightman89 4 ай бұрын
Wish I went to this show
@tavianthomas4402
@tavianthomas4402 3 жыл бұрын
Dude's neck in the front is CRAZY lmao
@jcorrado92
@jcorrado92 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@calcifur
@calcifur 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Kona brown checks out
@devinlauwerier404
@devinlauwerier404 3 жыл бұрын
Akaash...this was funny My guy. -Cincinnati
@tiny99990
@tiny99990 Жыл бұрын
I googled it, and dude knows his colors... he was kinda spot on... which I think now means Akaash needs to marry him right? I mean he works in ' ehhh.... legal stuff" builds fences and then paints them Akaash Brown, its like a fairy tale match up.
@georgetitsworth8919
@georgetitsworth8919 2 жыл бұрын
I like the mic tap
@CrazyBeastlyDude
@CrazyBeastlyDude 2 жыл бұрын
"What a guy, dude!"
@xtzixx2523
@xtzixx2523 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooooo!!!!!
@jamahlrawls3520
@jamahlrawls3520 3 жыл бұрын
I need to be there so I can look at everybody crazy for not laughing harder
@jeffcruz1008
@jeffcruz1008 Жыл бұрын
@Akaash Your new stage name is now "Kona Brown!"😂
@tenthdread
@tenthdread 3 жыл бұрын
Love this shit
@Brother_tyrone
@Brother_tyrone 3 жыл бұрын
Post more clips foo
@nunyastockson5901
@nunyastockson5901 Жыл бұрын
i also looked it up. man knows his colors.
@donwaldroopoutdoors3665
@donwaldroopoutdoors3665 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a contractor u be Kona brown bruh , lol
@joslu80eight5
@joslu80eight5 3 жыл бұрын
I can guarantee you the drive back home was her bitching at him on how he shouldn’t have put her on the spot like that
@dvvdcexyvnu4395
@dvvdcexyvnu4395 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you gaining
@drugonzalez7908
@drugonzalez7908 3 жыл бұрын
Have to google kona brown now !
@Mr.Folgers3000
@Mr.Folgers3000 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was right...you are Kona Brown ahahah. I’m just Midnight Black lmao
@cirdey695
@cirdey695 3 жыл бұрын
Ur too funny 🤣
@RealKeefe
@RealKeefe 3 жыл бұрын
Akaash, your crowed work is so on point now. Shultz taught you well my brother. lol. In all seriousness, you're so dope
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