How to make Thrash Metal

Are you the thrashiest, bashiest trash that has ever walked the planet? It's pretty big, but there's plenty of room for more Thrash Metal bands to shout their feeling over a D-beat with some extra tremolos. Join Pagefire on a trip through the Thrash scene, battle vests and plenty of Metallica memes.
#ThrashMetal #YEAH #PagefireTutorial
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[Video Chapters]
00:00 Intro
00:20 what is Thrash Metal?
03:23 What You need - Battle Vest fashion
04:44 Thrash Music Theory?
05:51 Amps & drums
07:03 Vocals
08:12 Bass
08:16 Lyrics
09:15 Record the Thrash
11:13 The Song - Music Video
15:33 Finale!
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[@jesuscrust1578]

Thrash metal was invented by beer breweries to sell more beer.

[@sugaryhull9688]

Based

[@fr0stb1t34]

Head cannon accepted!

[@cosinesucks7047]

That's why they're called Alcoholica

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

Thrash metal was invented by the CIA to sell more cocaine. =3

[@benjaminherrera1987]

i believe Patch workshops has a hand in this as well

[@v0dka885]

Genres that need to be made 1: industrial metal 2: DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal) 3: Pirate Metal 4: Power metal

[@necromaniacproductions8712]

I'd love to see him do pirate metal lmao.

[@themetalcatacombs3790]

I think Doom Metal needs to be deeply explored, cuz many people thinks it is the same as classic heavy metal.

[@vwvcvlt4894]

I hope he does a dsbm video one day

[@unpinshidalmata]

Deathcore too

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

And Viking metal

[@dwcooke]

God every single “how to” video has just insanely good songs made for them. This is quality!

[@ZeDlinG67]

yeah, usually the songs they make to parody the genre are better than the average song in that genre

[@BJSepuku]

And the views just keep decreasing. Weird how that works.

[@Duskusbunny]

It's too fuckin UNDERRATED

[@brankometalac]

@@BJSepuku That's beacause they upload to many low wuality videos in between those kind of videos.

[@kimonkarapetsis8195]

I hope that comment is ironic

[@blacksaltscotland]

"Go home Lars, you're danish, I mean drunk" Best joke in the video.

[@peterjacobsen8120]

The difference between danish and drunk is minimal... Coming from a dane, ahhaha

[@birdsteak9267]

Danish is a drunk Norwegian, true story

[@sigge455]

@@birdsteak9267 nej danskar är fulla svenskar, norrmän är fjolliga svenskar

[@emilyburston4887]

There is a distinct lack of Cliff Burton in this video.

[@jampk24]

He's in the background at 3:30 at least

[@Spaggot]

@@jampk24 I wouldnt have noticed that, nice job

[@MrSFblack]

@@jampk24 still should've had more Cliff

[@aidanmahoney9865]

Goddamnit Lars

[@robwalsh9843]

Funny that they depicted Papa Het as the "preventer" but we know it was Lars.

[@DanPantzig]

"Make sure you keep up with the rest of the band" Unless you're the drummer of Cryptic Slaughter, then you're trying to race the rest of the band to the end of the song, and winning.

[@thirtyworld]

That made me LOL!

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Circus Of Fools sheet music for the drummer be like "skank part, play as fast as humanly possible, groove, skank part, GO FUCKING FASTAS FUCK BOYEEEE"

[@user-tq1bj3fn7h]

That's why I like Cryptic Slaughter

[@kalskirata8914]

This is top tier

[@insertnamehere1258]

metallica failed on that one

[@Povilaz]

Next, you should do Industrial Metal. Finally, I'll be able to rip off Rammstein...

[@ricsi97ful]

I thought cause I'm the only one who's curious about it 😀

[@martinhroch344]

I'd be happy for him to go in the more raw and non-mainstream direction, something like Ministry, KMFDM or Bile. But he's probably gonna do the mainstream Manson/Static-X-type shit anyway.

[@batteryram667]

@@martinhroch344 He might actually try to cover the different sounds of industrial metal, because Godflesh, while not stereotypical industrial metal, was one of the first, and was extremely influential to the genre.

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

@EvilGelatine03 All the best Fear Factory was just them ripping off the best Godflesh album. Concrete/SoaNM

[@thedeerhunter32]

I would dig this.

[@xjosex5802]

Someone help. I've only listened to this song once and my denim vest is made entirely of patches now. ONLY. PATCHES.

[@I_Hate_Youtube_Handles]

Amateur, my entire room is patches HELP IT'S SPREADING TOO FAST

[@xjosex5802]

@@I_Hate_KZbin_HandlesBefore long, the entire Tri-state area will be patches. And then T H E W O R L D

[@dmoneyonair]

like grey goo

[@ArmyBoiSweat]

@@I_Hate_KZbin_Handles that's just crust punk, tell me doany of the patches say leftover crack, choking victim, or discharge?

[@sureimhappy]

@@xjosex5802we will summon our minions and take over the world

[@PhannelPhill]

I love how pagefire pokes fun at the genres and then proceeds to make absolute bangers with each of them.

[@TheRealGanonKirby]

that example song sounded like a legit Testament song, even down to the vocal style.

[@Legions_666]

Sounded like Exodus with slayer vocals 😂🤘💯🎸🔥🖤☠️

[@alexisvulfiaawenfern8112]

The fact that he likes Nyanners is making this that much better

[@alpha_nexus7784]

Agreed

[@sugaryhull9688]

I see a distinct lack of Sodom

[@lukeboutte4857]

They’re probably those weird people who think sodom are black metal.

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Spontaneously sprouted a battle vest, 90% of my vocabulary is now “YEEEAAAAHHH” and a beer appeared in my hand. 10/10 video, would thrash again

[@yurei3714]

Tho this song is a meme. I'd like low-key listen to this as album

[@disgust1413]

is on spotify bro

[@yurei3714]

@@disgust1413 I am aware

[@joshgriffiths3500]

He fully needs to do more thrash songs that shit slapped 😂

[@jmagowan12]

I'd listen till loud!

[@Pagefire]

Songs are back on Spotify. Should be on other streaming platforms in a few days. \m/

[@frommundhoeflich3441]

just came here for the bass part

[@macgonzo]

Bee patient, more like? 😎

[@damf5488]

I fucken love thrash Thrash metal is my favorite genre i cant thank you enough for this video

[@MasterofSpiders]

KZbin queued up Machine Head's "Become the Firestorm" after this and I couldn't tell the difference.

[@deraykrause4517]

Holy shit, as a 50-year-old thrash fan, you are fukkin killing me with this shit. And that's a good thing. Absolutely brutal deconstruction of the genre. I love this video!

[@martinhroch344]

*Genres we need:* Industrial Metal Dungeon Synth Hyperpop Hardbass

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Watching them Squatting in gopnik attire is something I gotta see.

[@martinhroch344]

@@edgarbanuelos6472 So do I. An episode on HardBass is gonna be a blast.

[@AvgRichie]

I've Also Got A Suggestion: How To Make NUWOBHHHM (Short For New Wave Of British Heavy Metal)

[@martinhroch344]

@@AvgRichie Totally.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@AvgRichie Just pronounce it "Nuwobhhhm"

[@DeclanEldridge]

I've wanted this since the Norwegian black metal vid came out thanks Andri in a few years it will become farvann tutorial genres

[@sonnymitchell1113]

Sameeee

[@adampongor9984]

Please make a Melodeath how to next

[@Jerrid_8675]

hell yeah

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Oh god I need to see In Flames get memed on. One of my fave all-time bands but, there is SO much material.

[@jorge0358]

Play the 5-7-8 pattern in C standard or B standard Make sure to play in the Aeolian or Harmonic Minor Either be Mid Paced or Fast paced Harmonize single note riffs in 3rds and 2nds Be Swedish or Scandinavian

[@johannesschmitt794]

@@jorge0358 Release an almost power metal album with your catchiest song on it, so you can afford to bring a ship on stage whilst not really liking the book your name is from.

[@iliagharibashvili748]

How to make funeral doom?

[@themetalcatacombs3790]

too easy for him i suppose

[@viscountrainbows6452]

That video would have to be 3 hours long. And 2.75 of those hours would be the demonstration song

[@yukiskyzero1313]

Everything about this video is truly goldmine, especially with the amount of Metallica memes and references. Can't wait what metal genre are you gonna do next. 👀

[@butchered_deathmetal]

Please do prog, or death metal, perhaps power metal if you haven’t already

[@CurryEleison]

Metal Martin is fantastic. My bucket list now includes booking him to sing at my birthday party

[@bauchbart]

As a thrash-musician myself I must say, this is waaaaaay too accurate XD Awesome job!

[@Testgeraeusch]

Nailed the Kreator impression. Love it!

[@martinpettersenlangebraate5153]

Thanks, man! 😁

[@EvelynSucksAtLife]

@@martinpettersenlangebraate5153 r/notopbutok

[@dio007]

I freakin love this "how to make" series

[@oleksandrbyelyenko435]

But seriously, we need How to make DSBM and How to make Industrial Metal

[@Falxifer95]

Crossing fingers to see a Crust Punk/Stenchcore tutorial some day in the future.

[@xangrycatmanx5104]

How to stenchcore: cover a bolt thrower song badly and stop showering

[@THernane]

THE 'DEATH MAGNETIC SPECIAL' JOKE KILLED TF OUT OF ME!!

[@damf5488]

Oh hell yes

[@dugoranges6552]

How the hell are all your songs so awesome? You make it seem so easy to master any genre.

[@drasticquil9768]

Andri we need Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal

[@bigcoffinhunter5500]

absolutely hilarious, so many hidden jokes I actually understand

[@izack0128]

Finally, A metal tutorial for a while XD

[@themetalcatacombs3790]

​I just graduated from college a few days ago ​So this is what I waiting for after all!

[@derekwitt6948]

Really nicely done, vocals reminded me of Pat Henry from Swashbuckle where the rest reminded me heavily of Kreator. Easily one of my favorite songs you guys have written

[@crazydud3380]

Yeah, those two bands are spot on references#

[@robertjones-gj5dm]

feel like power metal was andris introduction to metal or is one of his favorites

[@sugaryhull9688]

I have been waiting for this for two years!

[@rifman6895]

Nyanners should do something metal. I'd buy the shit out of that ALSO YOU SHOULD ALSO RELEASE ALL THE SAMPLES USED THEY'RE ALL GREEEEAT

[@timothymckane6362]

7:17 That scream in harmony, and I find that funny. LOL

[@Bollocks_Inc.]

This was so fucking worth the wait!!!

[@haachama-chama7179]

2:01 I see you're a fan of a certain chaotic pink cat as well

[@aquamidideluxe5079]

8:12 If you want a tech-thrash band with amazing bass, listen to the Japanese band Doom. The bassist in that band is the best I've ever heard in metal.

[@LivingDead77]

Read about them on Wikipedia and found out that said bassist died..... Damn.

[@equalizerfrank1469]

@@LivingDead77 RIP

[@lucretiamacevil362]

This was brilliant, and a lot of fun to watch. Great work! Also, spied a Plank patch, which is a thing I didn't know I needed for my own battle jacket.

[@jennoscura2381]

Yes! As soon as I saw the patch I yelled out "Plank!"

[@tooforsixohwan]

If putting on your pants does not make you hit King Diamond level high notes you are not a thrash metal band

[@eduwu2u35]

Thanks now Nyantallicat needs to be a real thing.

[@Korawitbeam12]

This is the most confidential “how to make metal songs” I’ve ever watch

[@AngelRipper1023]

“Overkill Style” sounds more like Toto from the band Living Death, but it’s still thrash!

[@SomeDumbKid1]

Andri showing off his VShojo merch like a true chad

[@Not_So_Anon]

A Nyan fan no less.

[@HentaiTrapLord]

Hell yeah!

[@HentaiTrapLord]

@@Not_So_Anon Double hell yeah!

[@lacquitrino5973]

3:54 Kiara i didn't kiss Calli, please let me out of the basement of the kfp

[@Edgar193]

Finally my favorite genre covered by the mighty page fire! I really hope you get much more views, you deserve it! Hilarious and spot on, subscribed!

[@xavion5727]

Oh man this is so amazing! You guys are hilarious and hella talented :D

[@bryanthegodofgodswarbeast6870]

Been subbed for a few years love ur content bro can't wait it's been awhile.

[@j-pastel-yellow]

Best lyric in the song: "BEES??!!..........BEES!!!!"

[@garysuarez9614]

The bees are dying because they did not learn how to make thrash metal. All those legs and didn't learn to double bass.

[@dustinpeplies7451]

Please make a full EP out of this, it sounds amazing🤘

[@philipabraham2793]

I genuinely love this song. Might not be the most complex piece of music ever made, but it's straight forward thrash and i can never get enough of that. MORE COWBELL!!

[@isaacjamesbaker]

Your videos are just the best dude

[@Dioruled]

I live for these! Great job once again!

[@therealkakitron]

What a kickass video! That is was brilliant and very well made... the song in the end was pure 🔥

[@Jesterzero138]

Go home Lars you're Danish!...I mean, Drunk! As a Dane I laughed way too hard at this 😂

[@supertimerip]

The thrash song at the end was unironically awesome! Thank you, Andri!

[@kalangoalpha5920]

I dig the song in the end. It's awesome!

[@profanecvlt]

These videos are so funny and educational haha great work guys!

[@coolguyfunguy2307]

Very informative, yet concise. Excellent presentation, and a perfect example of a thrash music video as well.

[@derzree]

sheeeesh, the song u made is hella fire!!!

[@energy_outlaw6679]

This video was way funnier than I thought it would be I’m subbing

[@jonny555ive]

This was so PERFECT-AHH YEAHHHH-AHH. you have earned a new subscriber-RAHH !!!!! 🤘🤘

[@facelessnameless]

Psychedelic or Prog tutorial would be awesome!!!

[@carculis9207]

Can you make a how to make deathcore next?

[@damf5488]

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@R.I.P-Geno-Cultshit]

Step 1: Suck Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit

[@yurei3714]

It's like metalcore but more emo and depression

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

@@yurei3714 No, it's more like slam but with more metalcore.

[@fegsterr]

@@R.I.P-Geno-Cultshit after years of searching, I’ve discovered step 2 - many many 0s

[@eldritchkaiju5829]

Definitely appreciate the Nasty Savage reference. I'm from Tampa and I run into David Austin at shows a lot, I was also handed a free shirt by Nasty Ronnie. Great band, great people.

[@callmenixxx]

Love this. Subbed!

[@all_caps_kevlar6300]

i love your videos and this one sure gave me a thrash xD

[@Northdracula]

“Go home Lars, you’re Danish!”

[@Thrasher1984]

I've been waiting for this. I was not disappointed.

[@eoinmcginley2823]

Can't wait! Hope it's a long one

[@slowdecay413]

Yo the song is sick af! That fucking break down was mosh-tastic! Thank you so much for this. Now Thrash is gonna b the only thing I listen to for the next few weeks.

[@callumtheopossuprine7980]

I've been waiting for this!

[@axcelarellano23]

This is a parody and you guys somehow managed to make an absolute banger like Wtf???

[@BigMuff75]

Your videos are soo good, I laugh all.the time

[@user-O_06660_O]

4:30 Perfection.

[@couchcamperTM]

big 4: Sodom, Kreator, Destruction, Tankard. to all the others: thanx for trying xD

[@kenk9130]

Exactly! these “Metallica” should not actually be counted at all. Only four albums that are really Thrash. And these were written by Distaine ;)

[@angryoldcanadian3905]

You guys are insanely talented.

[@michaelstagar4254]

Guitar Martin is channeling our lord and savior Lemmy. He played metal but was intelligent enough to have real meaning behind his words. Plus the fearlessness to branch out musically. Keep up the great work folks.

[@onlookingwalkingperson9016]

Excellent and wonderful as always. Thanks for mentioning that the German scene has more Death metal elements. Figures seeing I tend to enjoy what I listened of it compared to that of the American scene.

[@Gabrostil]

Instructions unclear, now i have a nyanners jacket

[@thomasshredster4627]

the result is unironically good lol

[@scottwatrous]

Skatepark of the Gods is the best description I've ever heard for Bring the Noise

[@Bafftubz10]

This video is AMAZING

[@davifks]

this is lovely

[@LordPhantom777]

Make a Folk Metal video 😊

[@CaptianBastard7]

This has JUST been recommended to me, and I'm a sub for Pagefire...though Nekonomnicon has my soul...Pagefire has my mind and suchelse....love the work, love y'all, keep up the Trve Cvlt \m/

[@madmudkip1]

Man your "how to make" videos are the best

[@CrashieTunez]

babe wake up, Pagefire dropped a new video

[@MrPapamaci88]

8:03 - Dr. Rockzo the Rock and Roll Clown

[@edo9997]

This is fantastic! XD

[@ackthegreat6697]

i can't believe you made a reference to both nyanners and james rolfe in one video

[@Pagefire]

Simping from my first web celebrity to my newest. -Andri

[@josephjostar7846]

This is the most educational video I seen I actually learned more than I did back in high school