Paladin Host Club | comic by baalbuddy

[@DT-yw4ob]

We can't even kinkshame the mage because that's part of her extreme humiliation kink She's too powerful!

[@tl1326]

it makes me feel bad but that makes me feel good

[@manulele24]

oh no...

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

30+ years of virginity are not to be underestimated!

[@Sonichero151]

Getting kinkshamed is her kink.... *perfectly cut scream*

[@manulele24]

@@nickkorkodylas5005 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@iberis361]

"Can I get some lay on hands action under the armor?" *"Goodluck getting through my reinforced chastity belt."*

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

“Heheheheh, the Emperor protects,” so said the Black Templar to the Slaaneshi Daemonette.

[@rikospostmodernlife]

When you puritan so hard that you circleback to wearing BDSM devices

[@chakinabox]

"It's an Everlast!"

[@tamashorvath224]

The emperor protects.

[@greenshadow131]

Chastity Belt +2, thaaaank you very much

[@TUCell-ps5mi]

Score one for the masochist, she's perfect

[@SomeGuyWithABlueMask]

Can't kinkshame if embarrassment is also their kink

[@fiurdinar8494]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask 😧

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask she's too dangerous to be kept alive

[@Skumrasket]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask their*

[@lordpvt]

Yeah

[@ErwinSmith001]

Real Paladins doesn't drink beer, they drink holy water

[@insanity9329]

How about a sanctified beer that makes you dream about your deity?

[@rando5638]

Communion wine is also acceptable.

[@Ginlock45]

Fun fact Most holy water used by the Vatican is legally considered nonpotable in several countries because of health code regulations. And that the while it is possible for any catholic preist or bishop to consecrate an unlimited quantity of water the reason that they don't turn the whole ocean into holy water is because of the poop in the water.

[@lyrisio]

@@Ginlock45 bruh why don't they turn the river to blood like Moses ddi

[@PhoenixFalcarius2024]

Whatever you say Commander, spit those straight fax! I’ll always support you all the way!

[@eddyalienstudio7227]

Paladins: "I AM THE GODS WARRIOR!" Witch: "Smite me daddy!"

[@aaronarcher248]

Paladins: what

[@darthplagueis3488]

Me: (walking past paladin bar) why are there so many female monsters lining up in this bar? Friend: there’s this one paladin knight that for some reason attracts monster girls with a humiliation/love for intense pain fetish. Me: damn, those monster girls are really that desperate…. Monster girl: a dominant human! Me: uh, no, that’s not me I’m just a- Monster girl: a dom? Yes you are 😏 Me: stay away from me… Friend: somethings off about this universe… I can feel it.

[@eomersimbajon2938]

Witch: what

[@bryanmerel]

Why did i imagine the Witch on IronMouse's voice?

[@rararasputin8608]

@@bryanmerel Oddly specific, but now I hear it too! God damnit!

[@gasdude6159]

I would work at the bar just because of the promise of enlightenment

[@Random_Dude4486]

Same

[@brok56]

And that waiter suit is cool.

[@gasdude6159]

@@brok56 No no it's holy armor

[@domc9801]

@@brok56 Gives +10 to your divine protection and if you remain untainted before getting the armor you receive a +20 to charisma so people can’t easily get under your armor, also good for extra tips on the side for those who need it.

[@Bushy12]

The ways of the paladin is strong within this one.

[@mellosus1632]

I like how every paladin has the "Extra Virgin" shield always activated, lol.

[@jaxkal1251]

Anyone who plays paladin have that shield lol

[@purururu2687]

Thats how they stay holy

[@anonymousmystery6071]

Maybe I'm a paladin...

[@monkeyjoey98]

Except the one with his shortstack goblin waifu/onahole. VERY convenient.

[@Elyseon]

And the one who accidentally enslaved an unkillable monster.

[@Scientist118]

As a self-proclaimed Swadian Knight - she still has to get through the coat of plates, chainmail, and padded leather once the plate armor is removed.

[@fiendish9474]

King Harlaus has called for yet another feast

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Meanwhile my armor sets are sometimes a tunic and kilt under just plate. Maybe I should have invested more in layers instead of just thicker plates?

[@robfus]

Who is the best cavalry in the game? And why the Sultan Mameluke?

[@sinsitosbaga859]

You forgot the deepest layer of butter. Ultimate protection

[@vividzx8034]

Nice Stalker pfp

[@Sound_Reaver]

Paladin: _"We don't sell food here, the only product this bar provides is guidance towards the _*_TRUE_*_ path!"_ Every other Paladin: *"UMBASA!"*

[@Southern_Crusader]

Jesus turned water to wine, so he is the perfect Bartender!!!

[@proxy90909]

I mean that sounds like an awesome deal who doesnt want *the true path*

[@ZeroRequiemDX]

@@Southern_Crusader by the holy spirit!, Your right! (Mind blown)

[@daiamonto2517]

@@Southern_Crusader you were not supposed to drink that thoug....

[@reapordeath]

Also acceptable: DEUS VULT!

[@emperorpenguin6420]

The another paladin in the corner: We do not kinkshame in here, for in the eyes of the lord we are all the same (flashbacks to the bodypillow, and monstergirl slave paladins)

[@yuvalgabay1023]

They are a very important tool kit that every Paladin needs

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@yuvalgabay1023 And let's not forget the Goblin Waifu/Onahole. 😆 "Yo, Pervert! That Paladin over there is already taken, so don't get any Ideas. He's mine." "Honey, you don't need to be so possessive. You know there's only one Light in my Life, and that's you. Right beside the Light of God, of course."

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Sounds like a fertility coven's palladin.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Excuse me, that paladin didn't enslave the monster, he bound her to his very soul so she wouldn't rampage through helpless peasants. He didn't do it in pursuit of lust, he made a great sacrifice and deserves RESPECT!

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 The fact she helps him out with stress on some nights lately is pure coincidence. And oddly I'm not even being sarcastic.

[@IshijimaKairo]

"I don't understand what's fun about this" Paladins, they know your sins.

[@zyriantel9601]

She doesn't understand why it's fun because she clearly has not been smote enough times

[@fernandogonzales9240]

So that's where Darkness spends her free time

[@mivapusa]

...as customer or waiter?

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@mivapusa yes

[@dozensofknives9104]

Is this why darkness became a knight.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@mivapusa "Having another Female lusting after me, wanting to peel me out of my Armor and drizzle Olive Oil all over my Body! Oh how sinful! I don't know how long I can resist her."

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Can't even shame her for that, she would definitely have good taste.

[@TerribleWarden]

There are Paladins that hurt themselves so that they can "Remove sin from the mind and body". I imagine that this Wizard would love to see their faith.

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Chant your Mea Culpa as you whip your own back. It is an old tradition and highly regarded for purging your mind. Also it agitates back pain. Here's a pain killer for afterwards and a ticket to the Cleric.

[@jbreitz87]

Bunch of probably buff sweating nearly naked men in loinclothes self flagellating themselves while chanting holy rites? Yeah she's probably love the shit out of that.

[@FrstSpctr88]

Flagellants!

[@ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ]

@@FrstSpctr88 we're sigmars heirs

[@scrooba_man5270]

@@ΘΑΝΟΣΠΑΠΑΣΩΤΗΡΑΚΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ The nation calls.

[@tylercoon1791]

“Can I get a salad with extra virgin olive oil?” “THAT IS THE ONLY TYPE OF OLIVE OIL WE HAVE! ASWELL AS THE ONLY TYPE OF WAITER!”

[@spiritlaw]

IM W H E E Z I N G

[@Sinistralitee]

THE ONLY VIRGIN WE PRAISE UPON THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF AND ONLY HERS

[@ForestX77]

Paladin: HARLOT! Elf mage: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

0:28…those noises

[@bethel6594]

Fitting profile pic

[@KillSwitch0447]

She's hungry

[@vwerlg9954]

🙃

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

I like these sounds.

[@Briselance]

The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs I know, right?

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Paladin: If you wish for a drink you may have some wine, we also have many kinds bread. We are very friendly with the local baker. And our special is actually a half of a whole roasted chicken. With a side of green beans, mash potato and gravy. And some freshly made corn bread. With some some butter, that my squire has just churned.

[@varisugocsay1152]

This is sound awsome.

[@KillSwitch0447]

This sounds wholesome

[@HunterSentinel]

And more accurate to a paladin than saying no to everything.

[@ANGST.ARGENTINA]

ALCOHOL IS FORBIDDEN. HARLOT.

[@nicodalusong149]

I'll order one of that but without the beans. I don't want to waste food.

[@santiagoo275]

i would unironically visit the paladin bar daily just to see that kind of interaction...and to become a paladin myself

[@jbreitz87]

Yeah that shit would be hilarious.

[@skylergaming6265]

Wow imagine eating there and all u can hear is crusadeness and metal armour clacking Later someones go up the bar stage and says "Praise the sun"

[@lightning1605]

Massive knightly bar fight ensues as some of them reply in kind with others starting to yell things about "HERETICS", "HEATHENS", "PRAISING THE MOON", "PRAISING THE MOTHER", "THE ONE TRUE GOD", etc. With sounds of blades, and fists clanging off of armour, along with the thunks from the impacts of heavy blunt weapons. Every knight doing their best to beat those they see as unworthy to either repent, or send them off to recieve their judgement, with all of them fighting til the later happens to them. Slowly turning the inside of the bar into horrific mess as the carnage leaves in some cases almost unrecognizable heaps of metal, flesh and blood. Blood which slowly pools out to cover most of the taverns floor. The whole event as the last two paladins wrestling on the floor matted with blood as they repeatedly drive daggers in between the now massives gaps in what now can be barely called armour. After a couple of second of this one is able to land a finishing blow, and stands victoriously before with a audible thump lifelessly slamming back into the ground as he succumbs to his own wounds.

[@spencervance8484]

@@lightning1605 note to self. Dont go there

[@reesewhittington6778]

THE BLOOD GOD IS VICTORIOUS

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@reesewhittington6778 BLOOD FOR KHORNE! SKULLS FOR THE BRASS LORD!! KILL MAIM BURN! BLOOOOOODDDD!!!

[@wolfoffenris9951]

@@lightning1605 barkeep:" fuck, that was the 3rd time this week, guess it's back to cleaning and restoring the furniture"

[@Groaker]

Having a cover of Creep as background music was a touch of class.

[@FireTalon24]

I didn't even realize that. Very nice touch indeed.

[@acoustic1688]

makes it infinitely better, it took me 3 times to realise what it was

[@zitools]

Searched for this comment

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

"Um can I get a glass of water?" Paladin: *"you get to breathe"*

[@satan1841]

Could I use the bathroom? Paliden: *if you dare step out of your seat I will decapitate you*

[@randomrants148]

Than you should go to **a corrupt paladin bar** 0:43

[@Briselance]

Corrupt paladin bar? They're already there. This pally has just self-corrupted himself long ago. Tainted female flesh? He was born thanks to one, anyway.

[@plucas1]

Darkness would literally burst through the wall like Kool-Aid Man if this existed in Konosuba.

[@crusader5644]

No doubt

[@bustergundo516]

Yep

[@Ieatpaste23]

This could be put right next to the succubus bar they have.

[@skeletondemon6009]

Any girl that acts kinky always reminds me of her.

[@spandanganguli6903]

She would be a fellow knight. Her dedication to her Parton goddess, and to the protection of the innocent through the sacrifice of her own flesh would be considered a deep aspiration. The paladins would treat her with the utmost respect.

[@JanusHoW]

Being forbidden to have something only makes one desire it more. I think that's the theme behind a paladin bar.

[@indigosteel5702]

Fighter: Uhh, what's that? **points** Paladin: Oh, that's...actually, you don't want to know. I missed that spot when I cleaned the table. One moment! **pulls out a towel and holy water-based cleaning fluid** BEGONE, SPOT!!!

[@bustergundo516]

Lol

[@No-uc6fg]

"I will immolate myself if you touch me with your tainted human flesh." Holy based, literally.

[@Briselance]

One, he is human himself, anyway. Two, he says "tainted female flesh", yet he was born thanks to a female. He is not based. Just idiot.

[@Biodeamon]

His chivalry prevented him from slaying her on the spot for trying to tempt with physical goods

[@Briselance]

Even Puritans would shun him.😅

[@morallymisguided8056]

paladin voice actor should sell audio books in his intolerant paladin voice, I would definitely buy em. 😍

[@unholyknightwhowanttowield5522]

"That last witch were lucky we didn't serve soul cleansing service here."

[@ladymecha8718]

Whoever keeps writing these Paladin joke line of comics, really is into the mindset of Paladins. 👍

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Manager:* "Who the heck is that?" *Person at Front Desk:* "...You mean he doesn't work here?" *Host:* "I know that guy! He eventually shows up in every forum thread, ever!"

[@nekkog1744]

I play a palladin, this speaks to me on a personal level

[@magoswes3588]

I play an oathbreaker and this still speaks to me

[@nekkog1744]

What's the most you ever committed to your character?

[@magoswes3588]

@@nekkog1744 In terms of being an evil bastard? That was during a tournament when I set a dwarf on fire, threw a cleric into water weird that proceeded to drown him, threw some of my party off a high tower, and brutally took out 4 fey with multiple shield bashes and stomps to the head happening for daring to use suggestion on me. I also kicked the leader while she was down. Its still early in the campaign so this what I got so far

[@nekkog1744]

Brutal, mine was later in the campaign, my character had basically become a battle bishop and came across a town that had a demon plague, we set the town with all the inhabitants walled in on fire

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

I love the fem version of radioheads's "I'm a Creep" playing in the background.

[@jgamer2228]

The elf with glasses clearly has a humiliation fetish

[@Justplanecrazy25]

Sh-shut up! Don't say it out loud like that!

[@exudeku]

Not even the enlightened Paladin will do that elven mage

[@LitD]

Overall a positive experience. The staff take interest in your spiritual and physical health and thought the menu is limited to a pound of bread each it is of high quality. Just be careful not to go on a holy day unless you need help fasting. 4/5 stars.

[@jonathansotelo4877]

The staff will set itself on fire if you can't help yourself but try to touch them.

[@Random_Dude4486]

"Hard Labor is the path to Godliness, You must toil and obtain you own sustenance!" Me: So its self service here?

[@solaridraconi6225]

Honestly, that is quite literally the only line that bothers me about the whole thing. Like... Yes, I did work for my sustenance, I worked for this money that I now want to exchange for food in this eatery, as is custom.

[@Random_Dude4486]

@@solaridraconi6225 good point

[@countlazuli8753]

Makes me wonder why they even opened a bar.

[@dopaminecloud]

The actual path is discipline. Labor helps cultivate discipline, but if you are disciplined, you don't need labor.

[@Jeezes718]

Paladin: exists Elf mage: jokes on you I'm into that shit. Elf warrior: I'm sorry I don't understand what fun about this. Elf mage: there isn't a person alive that can comprehend my sexual preference!

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

I think those are Goblins.

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

Or Halflings.

[@bustergundo516]

*Haven't you heard the latest sensation sweeping the nation? Witches love shame!*

[@Jeezes718]

@@bustergundo516 so mister paladin, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

[@Jeezes718]

@@doopdoopdopdop7424 regardless of their race, joke still stands.

[@clownshxt]

You literally have the best Paladin Holy voice I ever heard

[@gagaplex]

The foley artist is doing a moist, erm, magnificient job. Wet... well done.

[@mohammadharithzafranmahadh6174]

That's actually accurate to a harsh maid cafe

[@youraverageguy8431]

Elf: can i get a lay on hands action under the armor~ Knight: only the worthy shall get a chance to even catch a glimpse of my holy rod **proceeds to chug on holy water**

[@Briselance]

Can he even get it up, if he's so opposite to sex?🤷🏻‍♂️

[@timspeller4084]

Oh my god I have been waiting for this one its my favorite It did not disappoint

[@d.tsukuyomi1869]

KEEP GOING MY DUDE YOU'LL SOON REACH 100K!!

[@davidthorp01]

Me the friendly associate that’s there to help in case no one explains to someone the nature of the bar and it’s clientele. “My dear, my apologies your friend is a…regular. You see, the Paladins of all faiths present have foresworn sexual urges and acts of carnal pleasure. They see many things as such…including talking to women. As he stated a moment prior, your sustenance is none his concern due to this, it is my apologies for your…friend’s inaction to tell you about this. It would appear she has a strong Humiliation kink, which is what many of our female patrons come here for. Would you like me to take you to another spot where I may see to it that you are nourished whilst your friend…has her fun?” “Oh…and do know, some of the paladins are VERY interested in religious conversion. Just, throwing that out there. I’m personally required to give you a pamphlet on every faith present.”

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

"Wait, what about that one over there with the very bright sword and a goblin in his hand?"

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

@@RaulDiaz-mp8ms "We..... *Sigh.* We don't talk about Sir Henry and his.... "Waifu" he calls it. Trust me, he does great work as a Paladin but uh....." *Flashbacks to camping out and very.... Very unholy and wet noises in a tent behind me.* "He serves a more intimate faith and that's all I'll say on the matter."

[@davidthorp01]

@@RaulDiaz-mp8ms “He’s doing Gods work.” The goblin gets impaled. “Like I said. God’s work.”

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

@@davidthorp01 Impaling in the fun way.

[@NoOne-sv5jx]

Love the detail that creep is playing the background while the witch is talking.

[@kollyganch]

The paladin's voice is so cool

[@DoctorNemmo]

"your tainted female flesh" is part of my vocabulary from now on

[@bulldowozer5858]

"Alcohol is forbidden" *Does this dude even know what monks do?!*

[@allexhoughton]

I'll have to remember "I WILL IMMOLATE MYSELF IF YOU TOUCH ME WITH YOUR TAINTED FLESH!" as a come back to any form of contact.

[@magicmancz3917]

ALCOHOL IS FORBIDEN" Every parents when their kid turns 18

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

I'm sorry, _AFTER_ ?

[@magicmancz3917]

@@BeefMeisterSupreme oh sorry I meant when

[@zj871023]

dont you mean, before?

[@zj871023]

oh, who am I kidding? We don't care either way in east europe...

[@magicmancz3917]

@@zj871023 yeeeeee

[@whatisdis]

Me : "Whaddya mean no alcohol the Trappist monk brews beer just fine."

[@MorrisJohn-vo2vn]

I guess it's a Baptist Monastry.

[@WalnutWarrior7]

As a straight man, I would go here too. And I would take my Teutonic armor with me! Deus vult! 🗡️🐺🛡️🏰

[@andrewler13theundeadwarrior]

Finally the paladins have been mentioned. And i wasnt there for it. Three years ago. 👐😭👐

[@deepdownwereallbased2549]

I'm gonna use "I will immolate myself" in response to everything I don't wanna do now.

[@admiralashbar4050]

"Silence now. We cannot let god do *all* the work."

[@seekingsouI]

Gotta give it to the Paladin on this one truly a man of god, pray with me brothers and sisters🙏🏾

[@Antonin1738]

I can't believe no one has made a Visual novel otome game with Paladin Host Club

[@benwu3798]

That Paladin is a true sigma male,he already achieved heaven.

[@hydrogen1886]

When Pelinal Whitestrike reincarnated, but The Fourth Tamriel Empire promote tollerance policy between human and elves.

[@ShirukeiiAnimations]

feedback: the cards at the end of the video appeared too soon, got in front of the comic during dialog and all. nice dub tho

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Yeah, if you're gonna have end cards, add a short outro so they can show up after the primary content has ended.

[@omniultimate]

Paladin Bar: Check your sins at the door

[@darkma1ice]

There needs to be a comic with him just uttering the word “degenerate” or “absolute degenerate”

[@ZackeTheBrute]

Hmn it would seam i have stumbled into another swamp of degeneracy, are they multiplying? Before you only had to watch out for the warning sign of the fedora.

[@Grugcurl]

Im so glad to see Baalbuddy get his work recognized, he is fucking hilarious.

[@cameo-taku4965]

There's already a restaurant that insults customers this could be the next step

[@stevengreen9536]

Mage: If i tip extra can i get some " laying of hands" beneath the armor? Paladin: Touch me vile harlot and i will immolate myself before thee. Orc friend: I am bored and hungry. Me: Your mage friend is way too thirsty. Tell her to calm down before she makes a mess on the floor. Then the janitor might declare a crusade on her. :P

[@NameName2.0]

God damn it man, get this girl a beer, she is clearly dehydrated.

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

HALF WAY TO 100K, MY GUY! KEEP IT GOING! YOU CAN DO IT! REEEEEEEE

[@DCdabest]

Our buddy didn't have to put the wet slapping sound in but they did. They really did.

[@Mochi_Madness87]

His anti-thirst armor is the strongest ive ever seen

[@theeddcp9958]

the bardcore creep in the background got me howling

[@willrogers3793]

Ah yes, a rare glimpse of the elusive Female Coomer.

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

So it's just a monastery with a few serving tables

[@pabloosset2533]

"The dish of the day is fresh bear meat stew. I lost three squires to hunt the last one down. Admittedly, two died trampled by my own horse, but God doesn't smile upon those who don't sacrifice everything for their duties!"

[@felipenunes4155]

I like that there's Radiohead Creep playing in the background

[@Tenraio]

Basically a TsunTsun-cafe, there're no dere, only pure faith.

[@OkIPullUp.]

The church needs to implement this idea to make more money.

[@Suesserto_000]

Masochist would like to get “re-educated” by the holy church. If you know what I mean.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

You mean With the paladins "re-education rood"?

[@tomanderson410]

The(plap plap)sound was perfect

[@AG5_]

I'm learning so many new words from these comics bro, I hope to one day fine-tune my vocabulary, enough to where I can switch to overly complicated ways to state my message like these mfs.

[@wingofunny]

Comes back to the old sayin, "Whats covered leaves more up to the imagination." Except in this part, its heresy with a side of fries.

[@Maljurok]

I just realized something, paladins can essentially be categorized as Tsunderes that are dedicated to their religions, almost to near zealot levels given some.

[@PrederNationteam74]

*She's been hanging around darkness to much*

[@samluke4440]

These paladins are the last rampart agains't the lust and horniness XD. Hail these mighty warrior Paladin!

[@midsansan]

Creep by Hildegard is just an icing on the cake.

[@vexn3699]

I imagine there are more friendly ones, given that, last time I checked, the only requirement to be a paladin is to have a lawful alingment, indistinct if you're good or evil or neutral. And the only reason this cretin is serving these two is because the mage specifically asked.

[@superdarklink]

In DnD, paladins specifically are lawful good. Blackguards are evil paladins (basically).

[@Troglodytarum]

@@superdarklink Not in 5th edition old man. Anyone can be a paladin, the only requirement is you have to follow your creed.

[@superdarklink]

@@Troglodytarum I haven't played 5th edition so yeah

[@ziz0328]

@@superdarklink Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.

[@superdarklink]

@@ziz0328 I'm 31

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

Dear god, look at that lass, she’s droolin’ over that paladin

[@TheRewasder97]

Wait, Darkness is an elf mage now?

[@bloodrunsclear]

The forbidden fruit is always the sweetest

[@Magnius00]

I hope Baal makes more with the thirsty elve, she's hilarious

[@north3170]

Ah.....so I see this the place where the legendary crusader bread boys has trained for an eternity to unlock his instant shotgun skill

[@docholiday4129]

Some people got a very special fetish

[@dsg2v]

TAINTED FEMALE FLESH. Keeping that one in the playbook

[@emanonbackwards]

0:23 sir I work a soulcrushing 9-5 job making way less than I deserve for my work. I more than earned my suscence with what I have to go through just to make ends meet so just let me pay for my burger

[@Lyze]

I love medieval 'creep' playing in the background, really sets the mood.

[@Railgunnov]

That's one interesting kink

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

I bet he praises the sun too

[@aithosofbaldealangrisservi6126]

Fun fact. Paladin life of chaste is actually based on the type of Oath they take and they often become chaste by choice. So Paladin who work at this bar are major try hards.

[@RaxusXeronos]

Probably also depends on the god they worship.

[@regretfullchief8866]

My god my mum walked by and i forgot to turn down the nouse