Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at a desperate Donald Trump resorting to selling Trump-branded bibles as he drowns in legal bills while simultaneously getting hit with a gag order in his hush money case.
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Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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[@MotoNomad350]

I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.

[@christopherweise438]

How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?

[@fosterfuchs]

The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.

[@ekay9783]

Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?

[@kathimeci5179]

He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.

[@Brendawallingbear]

I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc. I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.

[@JoeD0403]

Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”

[@barrywassel3899]

Too funny !

[@MoonDirectedTarot]

ha ha ha ... Best comment of the bunch!

[@annehurst2172]

Lol

[@annehurst2172]

Bestest.

[@MAGAdeplorable]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayseaborg3895]

A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.

[@mariahiller]

😂

[@passionbow1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@loribird3650]

Me too!

[@janmorton6729]

I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?

[@guinsey]

Still gagging.

[@ChaosTheoriesLux]

I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.

[@RBZ-1]

Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵‍💫

[@Whatzzzz999]

We are currently living in a satire.

[@michaelccozens]

I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.

[@AlexJanicki]

South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend. Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.

[@sealyoness]

I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.

[@roni2715]

There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.

[@lisaahmari7199]

Not in MAGAt world.

[@stanbyme7874]

Good one👏🏾

[@Dulnaivi]

Solid comment!

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Is there? Both are something I don't want done to me.

[@phylis3917]

👍🏿

[@benlynar9438]

The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

[@dp5912]

That is very wise and true!

[@deniceeverham9467]

Good one

[@spiceyhotpot]

Yes, and that is the Dump

[@mariahiller]

So true

[@janemack8852]

I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.

[@SEgrin28]

He's not kidding around here

[@melodyfulweiler7489]

Me too.😂

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

The Biden riff just makes you like Joe even more.

[@davidodonohoe1773]

Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

the christian fascists compare him to king David

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?

[@jeffdosch5738]

People change. He also used to be a Democrat.

[@forrestmaher4545]

I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.

[@robobrien7787]

I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!

[@donaldwhittaker7987]

Brilliant

[@markmac2206]

I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.

[@user-jw9lq5ib6g]

yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...

[@chriskelly6559]

Don't think for a second he didn't ask.

[@vonwux]

As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

Seth is grest isn't he...

[@publicuser2534]

His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.

[@danielgregory3295]

Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...

[@davidshirkey1272]

Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295

[@hemlockVape]

I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂

[@apropos4701]

I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.

[@efenedick1305]

Lol!!!

[@Thepepi13]

Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious

[@raygunsforronnie847]

When your allies are cartoons, you must be Hannity.

[@randomnickify]

Just pure inHanity.

[@annakingry9157]

He likes America with a wannabe dictator.

[@shawnanderson4283]

Ah I knew someone already brought this up lol

[@dkm07305able]

Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.

[@ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql]

It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.

[@jpg7879]

No 💩

[@bebelechekid]

Good one

[@wabbajack2]

But people have told you about it, probably.

[@russellmiles2861]

So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

[@madgreek253]

Or played call of duty

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.

[@S.Shea2432]

Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜

[@Aliens.Say.FDT.]

Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.

[@DasBoot-lr3cz]

I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.

[@petem.3719]

Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.

[@sarahb013]

For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.

[@tonib.3016]

Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂

[@JVenger]

What's the difference?

[@andrewstevenson118]

Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

[@TMercan31]

Might as well be Satan

[@smiller2044]

​@@andrewstevenson118😅

[@Lonewolfmike]

Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.

[@sherinameless1618]

Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"

[@kcbowman4042]

😇

[@TiggerToo27]

You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡

[@michaelhemsley1470]

Defenestrate?

[@shotjohnny]

@@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉

[@mslinda8456]

@@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window

[@moebiusbedroon4542]

I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person

[@gayemcgill3087]

But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.

[@jpdemer5]

The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)

[@grahamcookson5937]

I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.

[@Bedecampbell]

I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible

[@thatjillgirl]

I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.

[@brettgillespie7089]

Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."

[@JMurdochNZ]

You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.

[@phylis3917]

Sacrilege!

[@oliviasimonich2386]

Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.

[@davenakingdon7503]

He can feel the impending fire of hell

[@padgedunbar9400]

He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".

[@rhuephus]

that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book

[@thechurchofsillybeggars8912]

“He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”

[@phylis3917]

lol 😆

[@caronstout354]

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"

[@teresab1998]

😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.

[@michaelf5034]

Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.

[@teresab1998]

But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!

[@patndave4919]

Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.

[@dark14life]

He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.

[@Curious2Know2]

No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!

[@tarareed3703]

They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side

[@phylis3917]

It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.

[@lornarettig3215]

And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.

[@RagsYooTube]

Are you like, psychic, or something?

[@SkyScraperC]

People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.

[@davenakingdon7503]

And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege

[@itskarl7575]

The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".

[@jamiefrontiera1671]

Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me." Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus. Trump is definitely a mumpsimus

[@OKAVENAQUI]

correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊

[@lavenderchocolate]

that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D

[@BenedictMHolland]

That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.

[@shez1270]

"Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!

[@mayberelevant3237]

I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂

[@t.n.-js6ei]

I believe Trump when he said he had many Bibles. He accidently took them when he stole the classified documents and finally found them in the other boxes he still has in his possession.

[@jonathanconnor7920]

​@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂

[@lynelizabeth-kl9dp]

They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.

[@billmurray7473]

Richard Nixon had SO Much More Dignity, even in defeat.

[@Ironcorgi2]

Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.

[@Slopmaster]

@@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.

[@stanbyme7874]

Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?

[@mimseydemon1844]

@@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.

[@tlheinrich]

God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement

[@johnobrien2373]

I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂

[@jkadkin]

Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!

[@amberg8277]

When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.

[@ericapoe]

I did the same when he said that😂😂

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄

[@siobhandobson7535]

@@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.

[@nadineives6374]

I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂

[@stephenbuckley9940]

I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.

[@villanessa]

He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him

[@marvinmartin4692]

I know it’s all such a joke!

[@drjanines3301]

Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️

[@phylis3917]

He went only to the line of this one.

[@jeffdosch5738]

Good

[@lindagorham1409]

YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??

[@jdspencer60]

LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows

[@jcanfieldschatz]

Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".

[@coffeebux]

@3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.

[@jennyjennyjenny3210]

This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch…. Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!

[@MM-vv8mt]

Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.

[@publicuser2534]

Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?

[@GrimReaper2786]

​@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack

[@Max_Mustermann]

His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".

[@LmAo147]

LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +

[@DemandTruth]

A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.

[@justanotherhuman8918]

You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?

[@barbaraschuld8206]

Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙

[@janbounds911]

SO agree!

[@sherinameless1618]

@@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.

[@snowsim]

They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."​@@justanotherhuman8918

[@Ferinex_666]

CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.

[@c3swift]

I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.

[@MarciRaney-tt8ev]

I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.

[@matthewbrown6497]

Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.

[@Elwaves2925]

@@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.

[@AlanaLewis007]

Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story

[@semperfidelification]

sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke

[@IntelligentArtefact]

All guilty of.... Greed, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sloth

[@nygm984]

Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL

[@phylis3917]

When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”

[@daemoncan2364]

He knows the one about the two Corinthians....

[@gothnate]

I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

[@daydreamer8662]

trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about

[@daunafuller9868]

@@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.

[@mattwolfe70]

The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump charges for his Kool Aid

[@keltonscott734]

BINGO 🎯‼️

[@keltonscott734]

BINGO 🎯

[@bkzone8]

And people still buy it... 😢

[@Queenie-the-genie]

Brilliant!

[@c3swift]

🧠💪

[@morganbroadhead6943]

"Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!

[@bobbauer7928]

I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping. And that is what the base loves to hear.

[@andrewstevenson118]

You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is? “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

[@Kodakcompactdisc]

Book no chance, movie maybe.

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@Kodakcompactdisc I'll give you $10 if you can make a joke out of "The Hildebrand Rarity". 🙂

[@jinstinky501]

Dr no means no. Lol

[@christopherweise438]

"Forrestraker"?

[@annehurst2172]

Love this!

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,

[@andrewstevenson118]

Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.

[@Lonewolfmike]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@apackofhoboes]

He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.

[@corinnemiles2129]

Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.

[@MoonDirectedTarot]

well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is

[@oneeyedphotographer]

Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.

[@Stewiereeves1]

He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

"The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"

[@conniebabcock4045]

Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩

[@michaelg3088]

Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.

[@camelshit446]

It's a darn shame that trump is much more effective at making us people all across the world gag, than gag orders are effective on trump! 😒

[@jpg7879]

No 💩

[@Maphisto86]

🤣 👍

[@chynawov4879]

Fr! 😂

[@tytn9978]

Clever observation! Just wish others would call out Trump for this Bible thing. Also, which translation is he selling? I am almost afraid to ask that question, because I've had Christian Fundamentalists over the years insist that there is only ONE TRUE Bible, and it always happens to be the one they are waving in the air with absolutely no comprehension of the various translations which often differ from the so-called King James translation!

[@frankandstein8618]

It IS a darn shame, almost ironic.

[@ewawajda4049]

Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@jennieoh8543]

Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!

[@user-uw9eq8ez7x]

Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?

[@tonywebert8326]

I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it

[@danielgregory3295]

It will be ready in about 2 weeks....

[@theowl3756]

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

[@Balletified]

Life insurance surely?

[@johnobrien2373]

So many preconditions!

[@sealyoness]

I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.

[@robert-pj6so]

😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

that wasn't a match, it was a lighter couldn't resist

[@napalmholocaust9093]

That book he sells contains federal documents with the religious text. A blatant violation of the separation of church and state.

[@guyvizard549]

THIS!!!

[@KingOfAllJackals]

Um, that’s not how that works.

[@tonywebert8326]

​@@KingOfAllJackals r/Woooooosh

[@JohnDavid-kc9kt]

I HATE Trump and I'm sorry to say, this isn't how this works. It's really, really stupid and dishonest, but is not the government endorsing religion.

[@blargy7283]

​@@JohnDavid-kc9kt it's more of a red flag that someone who wants to be in office thinks that the government should endorse specifically Christianity even though the US has no official religion.

[@MoonDirectedTarot]

how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥

[@paolovantassel1989]

I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".

[@user-dp4xw7ye1n]

“I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.

[@lvckytyler694]

Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!

[@mytexasdays1526]

He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂

[@MrOtistetrax]

AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.

[@Youngcamdadon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead

[@jansilverthorn777]

I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).

[@jamiefrontiera1671]

That was my thought

[@w8w8whatnow95]

Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.

[@qassandraable]

More like preying.

[@greeneyedlady5580]

​@@qassandraableThat's Trump.

[@lilsmart805]

Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂

[@heidigone]

Will that plunger work on toilets that are plugged with documents?

[@raivanframpton5408]

I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!

[@irelandishsac13]

Truth😅

[@MoneyGist]

Literally came here for this comment!

[@tonyzed6831]

Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.

[@alansmitheejr.]

Always thought "Buden" and "Grest" was the capital of Hungary.

[@birbluv9595]

😂😂😂😂

[@annehurst2172]

Lol

[@saar144]

Or as Trump would say, the capital of Turkey

[@vegetablevoice]

"You and I remember Buden/Grest very differently."

[@mharriedjr]

NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked

[@goldie200172086]

He has never read a flippen book....😂

[@KPVFarmer]

That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!

[@Nunya100]

That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂

[@birbluv9595]

You are absolutely right.

[@saar144]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sigmundblank7403]

I thought Marcia Clark

[@sewonchris735]

​@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!

[@davidshirkey1272]

Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.

[@flackstar007]

I will place my bets that "a solitary match" joke was a plant by Seth to be used in the 100 corrections when Seth took the time to point out the nice sweater and beard 😛 After all he has been doing corrections long enough to know how to pull a fast one on us and it's awesome! PS: May the example you set be something that guides all forms of news (I say this knowing full well that some outlets must be sued first, lose many many dollars then will still lie with all they got).

[@jonroesler8155]

The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.

[@queenvrook]

The scorch marks proves he actually held them.

[@annehurst2172]

So true - funny funny funny!

[@Scanner9631]

Explains the marks on his hands.

[@jpg7879]

Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!

[@anthonycarter8158]

Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.

[@mikejankowski6321]

Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.

[@aubrey1633]

He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.

[@markmartindale7215]

And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.

[@JohnTLyon]

I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅

[@mlrdh]

"I thought this was America!"...Randy Marsh, South Park. 😂

[@fredlifsitz7411]

trump doesn’t need the oval Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.

[@jpg7879]

🙏ASAP... Past his jail time.

[@jaygray7102]

the guy makes me want to puke.

[@barbford2329]

😂

[@mariahiller]

God willing

[@8justintracy8]

For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.

[@Shackleton71]

Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually

[@globaladdict]

@@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore

[@abc-bu7nr]

​@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?

[@kaalagiri1044]

@@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other

[@jpg7879]

I record both, they tell it like it is!

[@FixNewsPlease]

The FBI should search MAG-A-Lardo again and see if they can find a bible.

[@pokerpat6470]

OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

[@paulyh4u1971]

I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.

[@stephenbuckley9940]

How many do you think have him saying Buble?

[@sallyjimenez8417]

😂😂😂😂

[@c3swift]

How many times did he just burst in to flames?

[@cryptidsntunes]

​@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting

[@c3swift]

@@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.

[@20thcenturybrix]

Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.

[@Wado8oda]

Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!

[@jldow1236]

he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!

[@davidknightx]

It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...

[@simgem]

I've already started saying it aloud with him!

[@mirrorman95]

7:17 Best joke of the night

[@definitelynotskynet]

That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.

[@kendalldad]

There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!

[@jimspittle1485]

@kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮

[@13699111]

Or his supporters either

[@phylis3917]

Wait for it my dear.

[@sto5655]

Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower

[@svenvaltik5657]

"Pray and get educated..." has to be the most blatant oxymoron ever muttered...

[@zesty9815]

_"I love the poorly educated! But I love education, too! I love it so much that I shut down 'Trump University' and paid a $25 million fraud settlement!"_

[@BinaryHedgehog]

Right?!

[@jansilverthorn777]

It ranks right up there with “American intelligence.” 😂😂😂 from 🌎

[@Elwaves2925]

@@jansilverthorn777 Along with "honest politician."

[@RobertPilla]

Yep!

[@catgir5x]

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!

[@efenedick1305]

Seth, that wasn't a match, that was a LIGHTER!! #Corrections

[@SashiCat96]

O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!

[@mlrdh]

I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂

[@carnyzack]

CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.

[@mythodica]

Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣

[@sophierobinson2738]

yep.

[@stuartmacdonald4443]

Jackals have entered the chat

[@wncwaterfalls]

@@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?

[@jonlee6794]

and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!

[@baktru]

Buden-Grest. The capital of Hangry.

[@justjustinin207]

The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.

[@donna_fun_collins]

When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD

[@birdsarecool6448]

I had not heard about the bible sales. My husband told me about it a few minutes ago & I thought he was joking. Then I knew I had to watch A Closer Look!

[@crastinaterpro]

This is comedy gold.

[@mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149]

Poltergeist 's BIBLE 😮🤣😂👌👌👏🙌 great move