This Lumberjack Horror Film Is Hilarious

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[@PapaMeat]

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[@lionelhernandez7961]

Where

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

​@@lionelhernandez7961HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

[@goncalomoledo5373]

whats with the background twerking Booty?

[@johnnyespinoza6861]

There actually are little horns on cow skulls I think it’s for carrying blood through out the horn to regulate body temperature or some shit idk I seen it on shorts

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

@@johnnyespinoza6861 mhm oh ok

[@reellynow2812]

Trying to keep eye contact with Papa Meat while casual twerking is in the peripheral 😂

[@krogardious]

I couldn't stop looking 😔

[@RizoftheDead]

To look at the beautiful face of the Meat Papa, or the beautiful twerking booty in the background? Truly a Sophie's Choice.

[@chanimarie6692]

I kept asking myself "where do I look? where do I look?!"

[@lverttical6585]

and its ice spice

[@philmianus614]

that mrs incredible tho be fire

[@mostHumblePersonAlive]

The best thing about these comments is everyone explaining how horns work over and over.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Love when people comment the same thing 100 times when it is literally one of the top comments

[@asteroidblues735]

The ice spice twerking in the background is very mesmerizing

[@tajrobinson9438]

😂

[@irishempire9811]

Best part of the video

[@fell9654]

Just his way of showing that YT can't completely scrub it from the platform 😆

[@BlackBeanieGuy]

Dam shame they took it down, I didn't even get a chance to see a snippet of it. 😢

[@salimshady148]

Dude how did I miss that? Guess I was too focused on Papa 😏

[@danielnavarrete5594]

I love how upset Papa Meat gets that the bear wasnt credited lmao

[@StopLyin2Yourself]

Scrolled to this comment as he was mad about it 😂‼️

[@DisposableCowboy]

That actually is how horns work. I’m surprised they got that right.

[@samot4100]

Yeah, I came looking for this comment lol.

[@dravuun9865]

@@samot4100 same bro lol.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

I'm surprised Papa meat got it wrong, he's friends with hunters

[@seanwright5463]

​@@StormDatIsApproaching his name is hunter 😂😂😂

[@thechugdude]

​@@StormDatIsApproachingHe might be thinking of Antlers

[@Sahiyena11]

As a Minnesotan I feel very represented. I grew up in a forested town where we had a 50 foot tall Paul Bunyan statue. This masterpiece has done us justice.

[@dylanpelo]

Was that the one theme park that had the talking one?

[@stanktaint15]

Bemidji MN I'm guessing lol

[@dubuyajay9964]

How's the fishing atm?

[@badxwolf_x_5558]

@@dylanpelo mall of America 😂

[@smithproductions1120]

Either kelliher or bemidji

[@earlofill2580]

The lady who killed another drunk driver while drunk driving is just called a team kill

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

lmfaooo "Betrayal! "

[@dubuyajay9964]

Anything to avoid jail time... X_x

[@bxxtrr]

Friendly fire fr

[@allisonlarocco1407]

That actually is how horns work: the defining characteristic of a horn (rather than an antler, etc) is that they consist of a bony core covered by a keratinous sheath.

[@cowmeows5493]

I’ve seen it working in slaughter house bison horn outer layer come off but bloody horn still there

[@thorngames21]

I literally came here to comment this lol

[@lalli8152]

I was about to say the same. Thats why horns in history made such good containers because its pretty much ready to be used for example as drinking vessel, and its easy to be made in to something like powder horn just by plugging the wide end, and making cork to the narrow end after you cut the tip off

[@TheSatisfiedPig]

Your mom is my keratinous sheath

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@cowmeows5493like ripping off a fingernail

[@Molech996]

The cow skull is actually the skull of an Asian water buffalo and those horns are in fact real.Also,when you remove the horns of any animal there is bone underneath to connect it to the skull.

[@dflavidb]

I was looking for this comment

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Yeah, that made me cringe a bit

[@HispanicMan]

​@@dylanmonstrum1538Yes, Papa Meat clearly isn't an expert when it comes to the bone structure of animals with horns 🤓

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@HispanicMan You don't need to be an expert. Literally 1 google search was enough. How do his balls taste? You people think he's beyond criticism.

[@Kratos-eg7ez]

​@@HispanicMan yeah he takes his own assumptions and treats them as fact, probably second or third time I've seen it so far. It's like if you don't know just don't even talk about it, or look it up, but I guess he probably thought he knew idk. Cool guy, just makes some mistakes which is normal, it'd be better if he wasn't so certain of himself and hating on the movie when it actually got it right somehow. Another example was him saying some dude was just a dumb little smooth brain when he was 3 n there's no way he remembers anything from that time, when actually a lot of people have memories from early early childhood myself included, i was like i guess meat was just braindead as a kid 😂

[@yamum2580]

Whoever tf is editing these videos needs an academy award

[@atramentouseyes4962]

misread the title and thought it said "this inbred lumberjack is hilarious" and im like yeah, papa meat IS hilarious

[@pumpkaboii6324]

It originally did haha

[@D_an_]

He changed it lol

[@haydenwilliams458]

Thanks, I thought I was losing my mind

[@atramentouseyes4962]

@pumpkaboii6324 oh it was a little different. I didn't see the word movie in his original title.

[@ulfhedtyrsson]

Lmao

[@andrecerv0124]

9:20 that is how horns actually are, outter shell type casing and inner "horn"

[@dante_0962]

I’m so glad he did he’s research.

[@Monkey_11]

This is my favorite lumberjack/incest video I’ve seen today. Hands down.

[@manfredhaase4483]

talk. there is another?

[@Monkey_11]

@@manfredhaase4483 😂😂 nah I’m joking mate

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

Hol up. Today?

[@cap10zomb]

​@@manfredhaase4483"hatchet" and "deliverance" are close

[@NXVA_YY]

I hope to God this is the only one you've seen today

[@MoreSoNowThanEver]

I like the idea of the bear watching the final cut and being like “Oooooh no, I gotta get away from this. I’d like to remain uncredited please.”

[@JD-td6oh]

You are hilarious stranger.. please keep your humor

[@Barghestblack]

Horns do work like that! There's an outer keratin layer called the horn sheath, and the inner core is actual bone. (Antlers on the other hand do not have a bone core and naturally shed off/regrow, i.e. deer, caribou, elk, etc.) Also what's pretty funny is they used an Asian water buffalo horn sheaths which makes absolutely no sense being there.

[@lady-beanie5688]

Was gonna say that too haha

[@bendarby1895]

Thought i was going crazy cause I was just like “it is though”. Lord papa gets a pass for being incorrect though.

[@Barghestblack]

@@bendarby1895 Agreed I give Papa a pass LOL

[@allie--oop]

If anything I'm really only slightly surprised he didn't know that because of all the horror and gore he likes haha. Other than that it's hard to pick on him, animal anatomy isn't really important or learned about in most daily lives. I'm a vet-tech and I love taxidermy, I don't know that there's any other reason to know how horns and skulls work if you're not an active hunter or it's relevant to you.

[@bendarby1895]

@@allie--oop I mean I’m not pickin on papa, It just made me question myself.

[@Tom.......]

Fun fact, the logger in the begining that got his head sawed in half is none other than the man the myth the legend Grizzly Adams R.I.P. Im suprised Hunter missed that fact.

[@lorenzodicapo6305]

Thank you. Thought that was him

[@you-nh8xo]

Who?

[@ambersather7460]

YES!! Loved that movie!

[@ambersather7460]

​@@you-nh8xoDan Haggerty, the actor that played the character grizzly adams in a movie and TV series from the 70s.

[@_Higgs]

Came for the Paul Bunyan horror, also came for the Ice Spice twerking.

[@rodom303]

Came to*

[@intensehummingofevil]

several times to*

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

With hand sanitizer*

[@2alsen]

during*

[@justinbayless8284]

*from

[@jordanwalters2094]

I was like damn “those woods and reservoir look familiar” and it turns out they shot some of these scenes like 20 minutes from where I live😂

[@GunmarTheBlack]

9:27 🤓 Um actually, that IS exactly how horns work there is a central core that kind of holds all the nutrients and then I guess it's like a cartilage substance almost that's in between that and then there's the shell of the horn itself which is made out of keratin the same thing that like are fingernails are made of but with like a different composition, I have goats and we've actually had a few pass away and for the longest time I didn't realize that's actually how it was until I first saw it myself and had it explained to me so I just wanted to nerd out about that for a moment

[@FerlundPerdunkis]

Yep, came here to comment the same thing. Bovine horns have a bone core and a keratin sheath that can be pulled off once the skull dries out (deer antlers are all bone in comparison). Although the movie did stick big Water Buffalo horn sheaths on a cow skull.

[@WhatTheFrikandel]

@@FerlundPerdunkis Same, wish he started off with 'well, actually' instead of 'fun fact'

[@ActNasty5]

@@WhatTheFrikandel who cares? He provided the information either way lol

[@BarracusObamus]

@@ActNasty5 bc then we coulda made the actually ☝️🤓 joke. And everything woulda been funny

[@ActNasty5]

@@BarracusObamus ahhh i see its an inside joke haha

[@jimathy96]

0:10 😂😂 hilarious.

[@tytoneightnine6042]

Real question is where did this colossal ogre get those giant shoes, pants, or the axe?

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Big goron?

[@justinschnellenberger1047]

The military (24 hour) time is still used to keep from confusion between am and pm. Helps keep times right especially in high stress environments.

[@MrThankman360]

Yea. It’s totally logical. When you’re dealing with the things they are dealing with, you can’t allow an am/pm screw up happen.

[@yungking3981]

Honestly love how hunter focuses on these film reviews and also creates amazing sketches with his unique art style would love to see him co direct a horror movie

[@swamp.opossum]

I went to summer camp at Mohican state park for 10 years. One year my family took some family photos in front of the rock wall at the dam. Imagine our surprise when watching this movie at home and realizing we know exactly where it was filmed! Fun fact, when I was a camp counselor for a special needs summer camp, my group of 7 year olds found a porno DVD in the park pavilion at the dam featured in the movie. It includes a post it and phone number looking for adult actors 😅 17:46 17:34

[@swamp.opossum]

Oh and I've been on that bridge dozens of times. It's the access for the overflow of the dam. Highly recommend malabar farm state park and Mohican state park. It's a blast tubing from the dam to the covered bridge.

[@Anonymality]

mr. meat really knows how to maintain viewer retention. with his content of course. very... large... content...

[@justinbayless8284]

I feel like he would have big content

[@chelseaoneal9573]

Im dying at the level of key-jangling, engagement bait that looping twerking animation in the background is. It's like he put a subway surfer video on in the background to commect with our goldfish brains 😭

[@user-et4er3cj3t]

3:15 O five hundred means 5am everywhere even in the US. Military time in my opinion is actually an easier and simpler system than am/pm

[@m3talh3adr3born8]

I use military time constantly. Once I joined the military, I was like....why don't we use this all the time?! Almost every one of my friends judge me for it, but I have your 24hr time on my phone, TV, microwave....looking at a 12 clock is weird to me at this point 🤣😂

[@lalli8152]

Most of the world i think uses 24hour clock as standard. I have heard americans call even normal 24hr digital display for example "military time" which is so strange to me. Although would be kinda strange to hear people always say time in that american military fashion because you can just say 5 when its am, instead something like oh-fivehundred, and just 17 when its 5pm so in digital watch it would be 17:00 on the display. You dont need to add the 0 's in normal speech thats what makes it so confusing sounding i think to people who are not used to it. Although most countries where the 24hr clock is standard people still in speech i think just says 5 no matter is it pm or am because usually theres already context what you mean

[@Em0Jeeze]

24hr standard time is used in more than just the military. The medical field, security services, factory workers, and most trade workers use it. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[@Dont.Call.Me.Tall.]

I immediately wondered which Inbred Lumberjack movie he was talking about. It's a great sub genre.

[@kingl33725]

the bear here: thanks for having snacks

[@Your_MOM-nq8xr]

Ice spice right by Elastigirl in the background really shows how similar they are

[@Tores444]

Love how the 1800's loggers have perfectly prestine wool/flannel jackets

[@joeyfive5245]

Quickly, watch it before it's taken down

[@BlackBeanieGuy]

😂😂😂

[@pseico315]

The way Paul Bunyan was made yellow in the thumbnail made me think about Roark Junior from Sin City.

[@erwinsmith4901]

I will never feel more joy than seeing a brand new papa meat video notification on my screen

[@Kometheus]

You have a sad sad life.

[@toonnoon19]

What about a video with twerking in the bg?

[@auto1nfanticid3]

Joe Estavez is Amelio's uncle, not his brother. he is martin sheen's brother.

[@mikerotch7606]

I did not register anything you said into the camera…

[@GrandmaPanda]

The ff7 chase music was spot on. Hilarious

[@mrpsthoughtsonthings]

Was looking through the comments to see if anyone else caught that. Perfection.

[@ciscoguerrero5336]

im now advocating to have this acting bears name added to the credits

[@justinbriggs7560]

Holy crap, the cop dad is using a Savage 99. That is pretty rad actually.

[@timlovelace3399]

Cop dad here. Good catch. That was my great uncle’s deer rifle. I inherited it when he passed. He was a Marine veteran who earned the Silver Star and Purple Heart on Tarawa in WWII. It was a tribute to him. Fun fact: we also had a rubber prop version I could throw from the truck.

[@ItsZtv3]

absolutely perfect use of just a gifs worth of animation to not only play on the attention needers nowadays but to also keep the mostly horny people watching as well he truly is a pillar of entertainment

[@floopsfooglie213]

Love that the ice spice shaking ass in the background is so well made

[@evankern5219]

The most unbelievable part of this movie is Bunyan using a double-bit throwing axe (European make), and not an American-made forestry/felling axe..

[@oweneldridge8813]

Zulu time is what is used for global sync. Military time is still timezone dependent.

[@ecpracticesquad4674]

Military time just makes it easier to keep track of time when keeping logs, conducting drills, or executing missions. It’s a lot easier to confuse 5am with 5pm than it is 0500 and 1700.

[@jimmy_x557]

Wow that little quick slip of the Harlem Shake track at 0:42 took me back... Great edit. Abd the awesome FF7 track on the getaway! 👌👌👌

[@stankmcdankton6204]

NGL, most of my attention went to the big jigglin' badonkadonk animation in the background

[@briannicks7161]

I always thought Paul Bunyan would be horrifying in real life especially with the OX, Even is he was dressed like Al from Home Improvement he's still a giant with an axe

[@actuallytortuous]

half the time i was just watching the ice spice loop

[@BlackBeanieGuy]

Ass do be mesmerizing

[@OQTIZZLE_ORLANDO]

The scene when they are on the bridge is where I go hiking all the time! Lol I thought I recognized the area! Pleasant Hill Dam at Mohican State Park, Ohio. Only in Ohio!😂😂😂 17:40

[@BeefBones59]

Cant wait until you review Llamageddon. Has the super old teenagers, terrible effects, even has a random scene where they just decided to animate it instead of actually filming.

[@mikifauns]

3:15 Military time is actually used in European countries instead of AM/PM and is often used in science/medical settings where time keeping has to be precise. It's essentially the metric system of time keeping.

[@panda-vd7sk]

I just wanna be in a terrible cheesy horror movie someday so that I can see papa meat can review it

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Big question; you gonna be the best or the worst actor in the film? And which would Papa enjoy more?

[@you-nh8xo]

​@@sydneyslaughter7163 he's gonna be the bad actor with charisma that absolutely steals the spotlight from the main character

[@juicejuiceejuice]

Hunter being like his dad… “now how’d they get that bear to do all that??”

[@youvejustbeentomahawkd3792]

Lmao that Ice spice is so distracting, kinda making me act up 🤪

[@TheLegPumpkin]

The fact that Dan Haggerty lived until 2016 and in a bad horror movie was the funniest thing to me, it was like finding out Paul Revere lived long enough to be an investor in AOL.

[@sperglord3825]

Does anyone remember “The Trap Door”? That creepy, British claymation from the 90’s? I think it’s worthy of a Papa Meat review.

[@benjabby]

That show was fantastic but I doubt Hunter will ever know of it's existence tbh it's too obscure for anyone with any influence to vouch for it

[@devinmccurry5546]

Teaching a bear to act and know commands is actually very impressive beyond just taming a BEAR

[@fell9654]

MeatCanyon videos are like Buddhist sand mandalas, they are meant to be seen and then ceremoniously swept away by YT

[@calebcarlcrouch]

Military time is legitimately much easier to use, than needing to convert half your day.

[@dolly-chan]

Please for the love of everything do not stop making these movie reviews. I seriously laugh so much watching these

[@Sted916boy]

"Stop playing with me , Riley"

[@1herotales]

Can't believe Papa Meat doesn't know how horns work 🥺 I guess that's why we don't call him Papa Bone

[@robhrouda]

This editing is wild, man. love it.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

70% of the comments are gonna be Hunter being called out for not knowing how horns work. Good

[@ethanwertz3251]

The other 30 percent is comments about hunter not knowing how tranquelizers work

[@texashustler9845]

I'm Paul Munion ❤

[@asteroidblues735]

I’m always so excited to see a new papameat video

[@dylan4931]

When I was like 7 or 8 my grandpa showed me this movie before we went to sleep. I couldn’t sleep that night and I never forgot the scene when the guys torso gets chopped off and he keeps talking, that litterally haunted me for years😂

[@Molech996]

Hopefully,this video doesn’t get a copyright strike by Paul Banyan.

[@mack7207]

9:10 that’s a real thing, it’s called a “Horn Core” and the horn proper grows off of it.

[@Thr0mamay]

That IS how cow horns work. There is a smooth outer layer, and then the porous bony core. The outer layer falls off the skull eventually and leaves behind the bony core.

[@southernson1987]

Glad to know I'm not the only one who knew this.

[@Constipation-Station]

Nuh uh

[@theinkdraft]

Bruh, this man put FF7 Nobuo Uematsu music in this video. I love you for that

[@TheTottle2]

The horn scene is actually correct, it’s called a horn core and most horned animals have them.

[@mamashroomz]

1 tranq dart can kill a human so I can believe 7 would take out a fairly massive creature

[@ALLCAPS_95]

I wasn't expecting an MF DOOM reference in a Papa Meat video but I'm happy about it and I'm here for it. The crossover I didn't know I needed.

[@thenationalist6468]

That’s how horns work actually, vikings and others were able to use them as cups because they’re hollow like that

[@Riledawg]

Hey, Papa Meat/MeatCanyon, I'm a big fan of your channels, but I have to point something out here. I know the Sheen/Estevez family can be confusing, but you had a little mix-up. Joe Estevez is Emilo and Charlie's uncle, and he is the younger brother to Martin Sheen.

[@timlovelace3399]

I was wondering who was going to catch that. Also, no mention of Dan “Grizzly Adams” Haggerty as the guy who gets his head shoved through the saw at the beginning. Also no mention that Jesse Kove is the son of Martin Kove aka Sensei John Kreese of Karate Kid and Cobra Kai

[@Riledawg]

@@timlovelace3399 Oh wow, I didn't know those folks

[@meggy8699]

it does make me happy they had an acting bear on set thats kinda adorable

[@skyhunter2816]

Making a movie is a lot harder than people think.

[@thaking2358]

Not a trash one😂

[@evilzdeadite]

@@thaking2358 movies like this still have copious amounts of effort slammed into them. Countless hours and whatnot. Especially for an indie production

[@thaking2358]

@@evilzdeadite no one cares

[@thenablade858]

@@thaking2358I care, brother. You got to open up your heart to the Lord.

[@favoritemustard3542]

👍👍

[@grantlankford1408]

As someone who breeds long horn cattle, that is exactly how horns work on cows.

[@evodolka]

9:15 not to be that guy, but that IS how horns work, the actual HORN bit we see is just a sheath that covers the horn core, which is the little horn inside the actual horn

[@ScottMalkensin-xp7wf]

The real horror is that they didn't credit the acting bear

[@lucrativedoor8385]

It's nice to see John Fetterman being so active

[@Dang3rMouSe]

Paul Bunyan & Babe the Blue Ox are just American kaiju

[@a_chill_dude.]

Papa meat is testing his audience with the twerking in the background I will say I only failed 20% of the time

[@C4c7u5cry97id]

Military time is actually not just used by the military but by healthcare workers too. It is to prevent confusion between morning hours and non-morning hours.

[@aktvxs]

The horn thing is actually accurate since they have bone inside and get blood supplied giving the foundation a weird look to it when you remove the horn, also if you didnt know some animals can shed their horns and antlers, not all horned animal can do it tho

[@Ty_Frosty333]

7:19 best part easily "A homeless man comes out of the woods, tickles Zack and leaves."

[@pierce5612]

9:15 - that was actually anatomically correct! cows, antelope, sheep, etc, all have inner cores attached to the skull that are sheathed in a layer of keratin, and that's the part of the horn we can see externally! :) sorry if this has already been explained, i just luv science

[@wilsonAME]

Joe Estevez is Martin Sheen's brother. Uncle to Emilio and Charlie.

[@Arrowed_Sparrow]

How did they miss a perfect opportunity to do the thumbs up when he was sinking into the water.

[@TheGallicWitch]

yeah that's how horns work lmao we have sheep and goats at our farms and I kept the skull of one of our male goats cause it looked great, and there is indeed an "inside" horn that's attached to the skull and an outer horn that's made of what fingernails are made of, which gives it this kind of shiny "plastic" appearance. And when the skull is completely dry, has no flesh left on it, you can just tug on the outer horns and it'll reveal the inner horn. Look it up, it's actually pretty cool! So I think they used a real cow skull here

[@Lol-ll5gh]

i like how there's casually an extra thicc lois griffin(?) twerking next to extra thicc mrs incredible in the background

[@Ronythereditor]

Jesus Christ I felt like the only person to ever seen this movie, it's wild hearing my man meat canyon talk about it

[@dare_challenge_a_god1536]

Where can I see the whole movie at

[@rottingroyalty]

this feels like an obscure texas chainsaw 2 ripoff but in the woods

[@nicholassavage8274]

I'm sorry Papameat but that is indeed how horns work. 😂 Horns are keratin sheaths over a bone core.

[@666Vampirefromhell]

There absolutely IS a horn inside a horn on many animals. Rams, bulls, buffalo etc. I actually own a ram skull with one curled horn and one nubby white horn where the original big one was. Those little horns are just what prevents the bigger horns snapping at the base when they ram things with them.

[@chungushimself3712]

It doesn't surprise me that a man who can create such amazing pieces of art has such amazing Hazel eyes. Love the content man and your eyes are hot.

[@ritoastnbudder7338]

Mr. Meat, that is actually exactly how horns work