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[@jessieeve.]

He’s the kinda guy to tell you that your pre made salad is going to kill you then do a line of coke

[@HiragamaIkunai]

he's the kind of person that if everyone working retail service or food industry jobs vanished, would be dead by the end of a week, thats all a "alpha male" is honestly when it comes to humans.

[@pumkin610]

Why do i smell cigarettes Welp I guess it's the end of the line, it's been an honor 🫡

[@LynnAgain83]

Exactly!!!

[@360VideoDesign]

How'd you know? 😂

[@M.TTT.]

Costco grilled chimken salad goes hard

[@CaptDeron]

A real alpha male can eat 10 Popeyes biscuits with out any liquids

[@BankruptBarry]

Your BMs must be the stuff of legend, my friend! 👊

[@Droanux]

Eat 11 you unlock the Baki demon back

[@henrymoore748]

I do that in my sleep beta boi😋

[@TheEmployee]

I've been doing that and not realizing the true power I possess.

[@Morgetty]

@@H56NoocI’m alive I survived 14 Popeyes biscuit no liquid cause no one else wanted them

[@TheGreatBaronOBeefDip]

How have we forgotten the adage of, "would you trust a fucking used car salesman?"

[@rodrickmaclean9660]

Does it come with a warranty

[@joeburch6754]

I'd trust him if he wasn't fucking.

[@TheGreatBaronOBeefDip]

@@rodrickmaclean9660 Yea but it mysteriously stops a week before the car explodes.

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@rodrickmaclean9660no

[@Synthwave89]

@@TheGreatBaronOBeefDip which is like, a week after you bought the car

[@PotHead98]

They talk down on normal people but you need normal people to run the world. We cant have every single man being a alpha male salesman. We need doctors and construction workers and burger flippers and waiters and bar tenders. Its okay to be a normal person with a normal job. I hate this new age thing where you have to be super ambitious and make millions and own a business

[@gabbymckenzie4855]

literally

[@GerardHale-zt1yv]

Preach it

[@er98ah]

Spot on. It’s a very American thing. Everyone wants to be special, though striving for normal is a great goal

[@ryanwyatt6769]

It’s a double edged sword though. People gonna talk and look down on normal people and those who strive not to be average. Id rather tell people to be the best versions of themselves, and strive to be above average then being normal and doing the bare minimum just getting by in life.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@er98ah it's a VERY American thing. If I yell loud enough, I can be right. My experience is the only valuable pool of information to pull from. I am the main character. It's kinda scary.

[@chikkinnuggits]

I'm in sales. The best salesman I ever worked with was a guy named Tommy. He was making almost 6 figures a year selling ding-and-dent appliances. He was about 5'7", weighed over 400 pounds, and could barely read or write. Some guys just have it, it has nothing to do with appearance

[@CarlyBunch-tm7ie]

He was probably polite, treated his customers with respect and had decent product knowledge. That’s really all it takes to be successful in sales.

[@Man-z4v]

I can imagine why. If someone like the guy your describing was trying to sell me something and was polite, well-spoken, and respectful he'd be far more likely to convince me than this roid-rage mf.

[@muffin1119]

The best quote I ever heard to describe America, and it extends to humanity as a whole, is this: “America is a country of carnies and rubes.” As the dude above said, some people just naturally have that ability, having a six pack doesn’t create that in someone.

[@grigorirasputin996]

My uncle is a great salesman, he's just a genuinely charismatic and nice guy. That and he only sells products he believes in.

[@sinjin8576]

​@@CarlyBunch-tm7iehe was probably also very chill. Aggressive salesman are some of the worst people you'll ever have the misfortune of interacting with.

[@brentschmuck7736]

I’ve had a car sales man call me broke because I told him I didn’t want a $850+ car payment with a 8% APR. These kinda grifters just breed more assholes

[@JB22636]

Maybe if you did a few more sit ups you could afford that beautiful car + interest rate.

[@stephenkeller8208]

%8 is pretty cheap as far as used cars go. High for a new car though.

[@vandalsavage6743]

So.... you are broke...?

[@livefreewithjp5251]

​@@stephenkeller8208no it ain't

[@LS-yp1ne]

i am alpha

[@treypenton8490]

As the worlds worst alpha man, i sit down to pee and stand up to shit

[@AmbraMedling]

Y

[@FodderForFreedom]

Too Alpha. You went all the way around like an Oroboros.

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@AmbraMedlingY

[@jahovachite]

Yeah sir, that just makes you based

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

Just do it in bed

[@madvillian7133]

just for the record, Andy Elliot was running some kind of scam at a Dealership and got busted then rolled on all the upper management to save himself some prison time. dudes a scam artist

[@madvillian7133]

I can see I was just to early. seems you covered thus subject lol

[@devinb7805]

28:30 🙄

[@eddiebendigo7317]

*dude's. As in, dude is. Please learn English.

[@carlthecoworker5596]

All of this falls under the occupation "salesman"

[@DJezdic]

I can’t think of anything less alpha than claiming to be alpha….

[@thardump859]

Alpha just means there in the alpha state of development, that there buggy and broken, not fit to be released to the public without causing problems for everyone.

[@littlecheeser27]

I would like this but I can’t ruin the funny number as that is a beta thing to do

[@Crawdeddys_kitchen]

Sounds like something a beta would say 👀👀👀

[@osheroth]

​@@Crawdeddys_kitchen because he's clearly an ultron, way above alpha. You wouldn't understand.

[@stalecookiesENT]

Faaaccctss!! I worked with a dude who barked that all the time. But would call out and cry because his wife was cheating on him. 🙃🫠🫠

[@taylorbates5669]

The guy on insane levels of testosterone and steroids shaming people for having an energy drink saying “if you were healthy you wouldn’t need that!” Is so insanely tone deaf.

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

😂 I wonder if anyone ever said that to him.

[@marianoarriaga6154]

You don’t need an energy drink

[@danissdiary]

I LITERALLY JUST PAUSED THE VIDEO WHEN HE SAID THAT like is he serious?!🤦🏾‍♀️

[@demianr8328]

This. I would bet my life that this dude is on TRT at the VERY least

[@taylorbates5669]

@@TheGuardianssorrow I doubt it. His crowd isn’t known for being critical thinkers haha

[@KINGmariani]

I worked at Audi Lamborghini, and even the TOP Lambo salesman wasn't making anywhere near 100K a month. These guys are just straight scamming people lol

[@M.TTT.]

Sounds like a bunch of bad salesman

[@datamatr1x]

I work at a truck dealership. I'm talking $80k-$400k vehicles sometimes sold as fleets. Still, ain't nobody making 6 figures a month.

[@Initium1000]

@@datamatr1x how much annually do you make?

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

​@@Initium1000obv it varies due to gratuity

[@bewareofsasquatch]

From what I heard from my friend is that he was making bank and that he’s actually a really good salesman. How do I know? Cause my best friend used to work with him for several years. My best friend was making a lot of good money too. But I would say that’s not the case for majority of dealerships. I’m just specifically speaking of him.

[@jarednahulu]

Hey Hunter, I doubt you’ll see this but I had this video playing as background noise as I was actively stocking shelves at my 9 to 5 warehouse job. Your monologue at (16:34 - 17:26) and your monologue at (26:21 - 27:03) genuinely deeply impacted me and quite honestly provided me a lot of comfort and relief I didn’t know I needed. I fully agree, and you’re super real for saying that.

[@mckenzy916]

this guy looks like he can control fire

[@AmbraMedling]

Part II kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6KXmJKjiN-srck

[@Harshmallow96]

This fire looks like he can control guys

[@gomezboi1]

How is this always the top comment

[@RugMann]

Hell yea brother you said it

[@Soma_109]

Papa Meat has been cursed like Prometheus

[@hanniballahr94]

My old physical therapist once said to me "The main benefit of a six pack is to advertise yourself. Health-wise it's pretty pointless."

[@Acrylescent]

Not only that. You don’t exercise your way to a six pack. It’s all about diet.

[@Honeymooncake]

Even then you're only advertising to Some of the population. Not everyone finds hard abs attractive. All that work just for a girl to pick a funny guy with beer belly instead of you 😭

[@roycethompson3161]

@@Acrylescentis that true?

[@eggcelentrat4005]

​@roycethompson3161 just stay in a defacit and work your core once and a while and thats it

[@karrimgyver]

@@roycethompson3161 Yes and no. One can get a six pack with just diet, but that's called "a starving pack" in my country atleast. Working out of course helps to make muscles more "profound" and actually usefull but just a good diet does a lot

[@jqqjjqqj]

My old dealership brought him on as a trainer. All the sales guys started cycling steroids shortly after and I got the hella outta dodge. Summers Eve level of douchery

[@Synthwave89]

Andy Elliot is the Dave Grossman of car salesmen. Look up "The Police Trainer Who Teaches Cops to Kill" if you want to see another sociopath teach people how to be evil.

[@maenad.cultist]

Dodge dealerships are the worst😬 i did photos at one as a contractor, everyone on coca cola

[@roycethompson3161]

Is that true?

[@orterves]

​@roycethompson3161 does it matter?

[@father6371]

My old company's owner is similar and recently hired this dude to come talk to all the employees 😂

[@JakkHorwikk]

This dude doesn't understand that people don't buy something they don't want. His six pack has little to do with the cracked engine block in the lemon he just sold

[@PhantomV48]

"...I looked in the mirror and I hated me. I was disgusted. Everybody's telling me I made it, then what am I so disgusted?!" *Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental health condition in which you can't stop thinking about one or more perceived defects or flaws in your appearance - a flaw that appears minor or can't be seen by others.* Thanks, Mayo Clinic!

[@theviolenceenjoyer]

okay buddy calm down and drink your soy milk latte

[@Chuck_EL]

Sadly men who worship grifters like him believe It's ok to promote Body Dysmorphia

[@pumkin610]

In order to feel better about himself he just needed to scam more people ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@Reddotzebra]

@@pumkin610 That's pretty common though. Scammers in general just learned that in order to get more money, all they have to do is get more wildly disrespectful. That's why we now have people who have set up call centers specifically to scam old people. A couple of these parasites were then interviewed in Swedish media and one of them whined about how troublesome it was for him to have to learn Swedish and work at a telemarketer company to learn the tricks. No shame whatsoever, "they deserve the money of vulnerable people and anything that is in the way is just annoying."

[@cdane1992]

Aaaaaaaand there it is! Taking care of yourself is great. A complete inability to feel good about yourself as a person without compulsively exercising and dieting AND shitting all over anyone that doesn’t is a symptom of mental illness, not a positive character trait. Fucking thank you

[@bdye6801]

One of my all time favorite TV quotes that stuck with me almost my whole life. "No job is a stupid job when you're using the money to feed your family" Tim Allen said that on home improvement.

[@ravenvinnie6062]

"A 9 to 5 ain't corny, being broke is" -MoneyMan

[@TheDedicatedDrifter]

My dad has watched home improvement so much, that I know this quote

[@Mark_Moody]

Smuggling cocaine was a stupid job lol but I get the sentiment

[@Reddotzebra]

@@Mark_Moody Take a stupid job, get a stupid salary. And then busted for smuggling cocaine.

[@lancekotter927]

Never take advice from an “alpha” who is wearing short shorts and a button up

[@foxcole2006]

I was thinking the same lol

[@smoovoperata3242]

Exactly

[@brasshouse-og]

Don’t forget the creepy rumplestiltskin shoes with no socks

[@hdoglesby]

Me laughing while looking down on my 'fit and finding a long sleeve button down shirt paired with some shorts. My tiny arms got cold! Good thing I'm a Sigma 😅

[@kindzadza134]

The only guy dressed like that I can trust is Charlie Harper

[@DibbzTV]

Been in Sales for a decade and 1) It's a grind. No way around it. That's why it pays. 2) Never lie. Exaggerating is fine, but lying will land a Sales person fired or legal trouble 3) Confidence is overrated in Sales. It really comes down to listening, prospecting, and being resilient. That and playing the politics game internally while not standing out *too* much in corporate environments.

[@samthecloser]

This. Exactly

[@jenniswatching7]

As a realtor I totally agree

[@KT559]

Dude's got that hemorrhoid aesthetic

[@danielmacdougall2697]

..... 10/10 ..... he uses preparation H as a face cream !

[@Nitro_Foundry]

My god that was vicious 💀

[@joesizzle10]

Saying an angry tough guy has "hemorrhoid aesthetic" is now my new favorite thing thank you

[@ashlirabid9614]

Ayo 🤣

[@J5L5M6]

Tres chic

[@jeremygault6308]

Serving in the Marines, I learned that the older guys who were legit combat veterans with high level operational experience and leadership (i.e MARSOC, Recon, Snipers, JTACs, Grunts etc) were almost always chill, humble, patient, and compassionate people. If I could equate them to any character, it would be Aragorn from LOTR (with nicotine/alcohol addictions of course). The ones who were like this car salesman, were USUALLY ultra pogs or fobbits at worst. I'm not infantry, but I was an Artilleryman and always pushed out with them, as well as other combat units. I remember who moved heaven and earth to stay in the rear. And it was usually those hiding in the humvees to make videos or tiktoks on their fucking phone while everyone else is up for days at a time slinging steel.

[@bradpnw1897]

Exactly I was in the fire department for years and usually the loudest guy in the room is the weakest. Appreciate your service. God bless you 🙏❤️ and may peace be with you

[@generalchow3196]

Makes sense. Anyone who is truly badass doesn't need to say it 24/7. They let their actions speak

[@RyanNikzad]

100% spot on.

[@KHJohan]

There is a saying in my language “empty barrels make the most noise”

[@CrossWindsPat]

@@KHJohan Ohh wow I love that!

[@bigmanmccheez5342]

love that you included the fact that not everyone wants to be a leader. I want consistency and a routine. It's easy, reliable and not stressful.

[@jasonotto9126]

When it comes to work and most of life. I'm like that. I'd rather go home not thinking about work and just enjoy my time with my kid without being distracted

[@jaygodfrey4853]

Yup. I spent 20 years in the Marine Corps as a LEADER. On the back 40 of life, I’d rather have routine and tedium fill my day.

[@bigmanmccheez5342]

@@jasonotto9126 dead on. I like waking up and knowing that I'll be doing similar things every day. In my case i know I will be cleaning tables and serving food, nothing more and it's nice. Once I'm in the car i can completely forget about work and just enjoy the rest of my day.

[@bigmanmccheez5342]

@@jaygodfrey4853 it's nice to be able to forget about your job after you leave the office.

[@jackxhawkins13]

YOU SHOULD APOLOGZE FOR MAKING ME READ THIS DEPRESSING BETA OPINION (I work a solid 9-5 and could not be happier)

[@robinhart5586]

In 1998 my parents took child me to buy a used Chevy Cavalier and the salesman only spoke to my dad even though my mom was the one who managed the finances. He guided us to a white sedan and told my mom they should buy it because it "matched her coat". Absolute scrotum of a man.

[@slippinjimmy239]

“salemen are parasites” *ad read* editor is out of control

[@Benzin0]

I love it

[@TheAsdasy]

hows serving 86 years in prison going for you, jimmy?

[@Jumbleman5]

And hunter gives the most sarcastic ad reads on the website. Especially fume sounds like he thinks it's the dumbest product someone can use.

[@sylumgand]

A doctor never STOPS their education. You get a degree to prove you're competent enough to be one. After that you still have to study for the rest of your career.

[@jfat4]

Amen! The best doctor is the 60 year old who reads every week. The worst doctor is the 60 year old who hasn't read since residency.

[@My_profile592]

@@jfat4yet, they’re both still doctors… What’s your point?

[@jfat4]

@@My_profile592 it means to be a good doctor you have to constantly challenge and push yourself. The Learning doesn't stop when the training is over. If you get complacent you can hurt someone.

[@ramonbriones4487]

Yet they're betas compared to kia salesmen 😊

[@joshuacurtis6011]

In theory. The other end of the scale is no further education and prescription slinging. There is every shade of grey in between

[@bobrubins8976]

My father is a car salesman and normally sells the most cars in the dealership each month. I can confirm, that is not how you sell cars.

[@NotAdultingToday]

But does he have a 6 pack?

[@BrocomeON.NOW.]

But does he make 700k+ a month?

[@Emotionalsavage281]

Imagine how many more he could sell if he took this course

[@GurnieDingo]

My dad can sell more cars than your dad

[@bobrubins8976]

@@NotAdultingToday Maybe, I don’t look at shirtless men

[@RougeComputer]

I’m currently a General Manager for a high volume Toyota and Lexus dealership. We sell around 300-375 cars a month. My top salesman ever ever sold 47 cars In one month and his check was $23,000. So Andy Eliot is BS unless his dealers pay $1500 commission per car or sold 200 cars.. lol

[@KangwithoutaKangdom]

Damn I need sale job at the dealership😅😂

[@WesTV]

​@@KangwithoutaKangdom If people are going to a dealership, most likely they are there because theyve already decided they what that brand of car and have the money. Salesman just seem like a middlemen really. Is the local grocery store cashier "selling" $5000 worth of groceries a day or are people just going to that store because they need groceries? Much happier I studied at uni and dont have to beg people to buy stuff like a worm.

[@aarons6935]

Sure you are champm

[@zzxp1]

Hell that is still crazy good

[@jaredhammon344]

Car market is crashing how’s the sales now?

[@GreyValkrie]

As someone who actually had to take sales for my college courses, the first thing they teach you is that the aggressive, pushy, angry salesman is the worst performer on the team, cause they burn more bridges than they make, whereas the nice, knowledgeable salesman makes recurring sales and makes a client base of people who keep coming back for the rest of their lives from the built up trust.

[@Pandorization]

Pushy sales is great for things you only want to sell once. It does not create repeat customers because they wind up resenting you. There are places it works but its a shitty thing to do

[@someman8772]

@spencer6044You can say that about the subject of the video too. Some people genuinely enjoy teaching, plus being a professor can be lucrative in itself, on top of being more stable.

[@filiperosa7496]

​@@PandorizationBut you can get recommend and build trust with your company

[@claytonpalmer5847]

"Money is freedom, but money is not purpose" is not a Papa Meat quote I thought would be so deep, accurate, and something to take into my every day life

[@kindzadza134]

Here's another: "Money should not be the goal, money should be the tool to achieve the goal"

[@cyliemyrus]

This era of tribalism is fucking wild. You can spew horseshit and there are those out there that will be like, "Hell yeah!"

[@cyliemyrus]

Is there a convention for being the best salesman? Or is he just claiming that horseshit title?

[@senn4237]

@@cyliemyrus They are broken down by industry, there wouldn't be just a general all salesman convention, comparing apple to oranges.

[@RichardReed-q2b]

That's how cult's are born.

[@ogvelociraptor205]

Joe Rogan podcast has entered the thread

[@michaelegan3522]

@@ogvelociraptor205 people were claiming to support the BS Terence Howard was spewing on there recently. Like saying he's right that 1 x 1 = 2. Not sure if they're just trolling though

[@Leach588]

Dude, love the video. Further affirming my personal belief that terrible people get what they want and will pretend they are on an ivory tower for all to see and admire while all of us "lowlifes" that actually just want to exist and coexist just get shit on. Fuckin love ya dude. Keep up the great work man, always a pleasure to view.

[@UrResidentGhost]

As a sales person, the blue collar customers would 100% walk out on us if we acted like this. Who’s this guy selling to? He sounds like one of the salesmen that just don’t leave you alone.

[@kalef1234]

Selling to sales bros

[@Mukashi_1996]

I know exactly what would happen as a person who grew up working class. My dad would have told them to "f*ck off loser" and walk away lol

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

Based on how he harassed that woman? Probably not. Never leave your number with him.

[@cmillspa1]

He’s selling lies to insecure men

[@2gaydadsgoingfishing]

“I’m selling a course on how to sell a course” - Matan

[@mkcstealth7624]

$1300 worth of "content" for purchasing a single book How exactly is this guy a good salesman again?

[@Who_Dey420]

He pawned a PS3 for $4600 dollars.. 😅

[@SomerHollingsworth]

I meannnnn....the man is selling a book for 1300. That alone is good sales lmaooo

[@Itamar536.]

To be fair if any idiot bought it then he's an excellent salesman

[@Synthwave89]

@@SomerHollingsworth No it's not, it's just preying on broken people and suckers. That man is a malignant psychopath scumbag. a good salesman brings value to their customers, nothing this dude does is good for anyone but himself

[@connormullin4547]

If a single person buys that package then he is one of the best salespeople in the world. At least top 0.1%. I don't know anyone that could sell some bs like that.

[@TV_station1]

The whole “show me ur 6 pack” wouldn’t that be sexual harassment or some shit like that.

[@Ettrix]

There are some weird loopholes, like with Hooters

[@kingcosworth2643]

If you don't have a 6 pack then you have no standards...... He's a psycho

[@ferrisbueller9991]

​@@Ettrix You can see if a girl has boobies without requesting she shows them let alone disrobes.

[@99mage99]

@@Ettrix Feel like it depends on how they say it too. Are they saying it like a Drill Instructor, or a Smash Bros Player? Big vibe difference there.

[@baseddoggie]

No no bro, the obsession over male bodies and their composition is purely "science" and totally not latent homosexual urges. Trust me bro, just work out and get ripped abs, I promise I won't look at them!

[@ericmontiel3234]

I was a morthage broker and found myself caught in this culture. I made about 100k per year, but I absolutely hated my job manipulating people. It was miserable. Now I'm in college almost done with a degree in a field I actually want to be in. I found more peace and happiness broke in college.

[@totenfurwotan4478]

I was a logistics broker. Wasn’t as scummy but the companies are terrible loveless companies who kick you to the curb for nothing. I’m a semester away from my mechanical engineering degree and I couldn’t be happier

[@nathanireland9897]

His employees should require there boss to have hair

[@devil_anse]

It’s not his fault he doesn’t have hair. It is his fault for not seeking help for his weird unhinged attitude

[@dantederi5062]

"It's called standard, boss"

[@albuquerquehotspot7835]

His hair bounced when the roids came in

[@GG-vq6ro]

Yes I'd rather be a little out of shape than a bald weirdo.

[@BDogs10]

hey you can’t sell if you haven’t got hair. Sort it out 😂

[@chatteralt8905]

my employees cant be fat, they must be 7 foot tall have big paws and be cute and cuddly and shredded, for business images of course!

[@luke-il5nr]

Bro?

[@Orphioux]

​@@luke-il5nrDw it's chill he's a bear trainer.

[@samyheadshot]

Exactly but they also NEEED big hairy feet like a 7 foot tall hobbit

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@luke-il5nrwut

[@ZodiacBoi42]

They must all be catboys

[@73685]

Used car salesman > cardiologist

[@DJ.1001]

Id be willing to bet this dude is gonna get real familiar with a cardiologist in his future. Ripping testosterone, hgh, and probably they occasional steroid is gonna come back to haunt him.

[@homeydontplaydat8387]

Top sales make way more than a GP doctor.

[@nhilist5774]

He didn't roll back the odometer on your ticker? Amateur hour for sure ​@@MatthewMS.

[@samblackstone3400]

@@DJ.1001 The hepatologist will diagnose his liver with chronic betaness (stage 4 sclerosis) and his testicles with negative grindset (hormone induced atrophy)

[@creativeself7147]

@@homeydontplaydat8387 Which perfectly goes to show how absolutely fucked and unfair the world of economics is. There's not a single sales-person on earth who should make anywhere near as much money as any doctor or even nurse.

[@Silentbob1494]

I love that you put the ad break immediately after talking about someone being a sales parasite, that was a nice touch

[@AaaSWE]

I have never understood people who look down on people who has "ordinary jobs". Geez, there is so much more to a person than what you do for a living. If you have friends who only value you for your looks and how much you earn you must have a really empty life.

[@maenad.cultist]

I agree! When he seems to imply that people won't love someone who doesn't love themselves, while it does happen, not everyone is like that and it makes me wonder who hurt him to carry this mentality🤣

[@StreakyBaconMan]

Always going to have more respect for a plumber or an electrician or something than a fucking used car salesman that's for sure.

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@StreakyBaconMan as an electrician Thank you 😊

[@kingcosworth2643]

Never mind those people, they don't have the intelligence, or morals to realise that a persons 'importance' is directly related to their soul. Never befriend the 'beautiful people', acquaintance, fine, it will make your life easier, but never associate with them in a way that requires trust.

[@maggiee639]

A lot of people equate their self esteem with what they do for work but you’re right, people are much more than their day job.

[@evabeveridge9651]

25:20 My therapist told me that in many psychological studies that people felt more successful in their life when they feel compassion for themselves and others.

[@blowfishfootman]

yeah like i wonder if humans are social or something lmao

[@evabeveridge9651]

@@blowfishfootman I know weird right? What’s up with that?

[@KangwithoutaKangdom]

Notice these weird social gifts aren't targeted to women because women are very social and communal. You all are not, and that's why they are able to take advantage. Everything is a competition with you all as a collective and that shit will never make you happy

[@audreyyork9633]

Around 24:20 - Papa's thoughts from this point about getting up even when you don't feel like it and normalizing negative feelings is 150% more reassuring and inspirational than any "pep talk" from Andy boy. That shit made my heart feel a bit lighter. Thank you, Hunter.

[@wiisportsmatt9775]

He looks like 2009 Randy Orton

[@insomnijack7528]

Pretty much every sales person I've ever met has been a borderline sociopath.

[@DurgeSurge]

As someone who works in sales, that’s absolutely true. Some really unhinged individuals that can put a great mask on.

[@romanbelic776]

It's necessary. You have to be willing to ruin people and it really sucks. I was enlisting and got denied at meps and I went into sales instead, being cruel with a smile is wild 🙃

[@sean5558]

Being effective salespeople requires a comfort with manipulation of others which is one of the characteristics of psychopathy

[@alextihor1190]

I absolutely despise the skillset you have to be comfortable with and be willing to use to be a good salesman. Just self centered narcissists all around. The grandiosity they feel after successfully manipulating someone and the insecure boost of their self worth makes me nauseous.

[@DurgeSurge]

@@alextihor1190 that’s personally why I don’t approach my role as “me selling something.” I go in with a mentality of listening and educating clients. If the product makes sense for them, great. If not, that’s okay too. I just want to make sure they’re informed and know their options 🤷🏻‍♂️ up to them to make the decisions that they want to make. I’ve gotten promoted and sent to incentive trips with that mentality. I don’t ever want to make anyone feel like I’m twisting their arms to make unsound decisions. People don’t always remember what you say but they remember how you made them feel.

[@jubul666]

i want to lowball offer him for one of the cars he is selling and then when he tells me no just say "you're really gonna let me go like that?"

[@yungmahu]

the whole "do you want to have a normal bank account?" thing has me reeeeeeling like people are struggling day to day financially YES we'd like normal bank accounts??

[@patrickbateman312]

Why don't you manage your money better?

[@cactusbuds2979]

@@patrickbateman312 Not the Patrick Bateman PFP 😭 dawg this is not the video for you if you like edits of a narcissist psychopath

[@patrickbateman312]

@@cactusbuds2979 yes the Patrick Bateman profile pic.

[@cactusbuds2979]

@@patrickbateman312 Patrick Bateman would be a loser in real life fr

[@maggiee639]

@@patrickbateman312plenty of people don’t have access to banking through no fault of their own. Poverty in America is crushing and almost impossible to dig yourself out of. Why do you think apps like cash app are so popular?

[@arturoperezify]

One of my friends briefly worked at a dealership and from what they told me those car salesmen are some of the scummiest most dishonest people on earth.

[@ifyouknowyouknow6964]

They are They also are disrespectful towards women … I worked there and was told some of the most vulgur direct stuff To the point I didn’t even know what to say Then they say “hey, we’re cool right? You’re not going to go to hr right ?”

[@ashtonmaden8665]

"don't ever again let me catch you being an order taker again, okay"? "Okay"

[@M.TTT.]

😂

[@robotswithryan8348]

It's truly a paradox!

[@Mad_Oph]

I think combining the alpha male mindset with hot selling is potentially the most insufferable kind of person imaginable

[@BDogs10]

These type of ppl(minority) are what’s wrong with the World

[@EyelessAugust]

Everyday I wake up thankful for not being *this* insecure to the point of wasting money on useless overpriced courses from incompetent criminals.

[@ordinarryalien]

Sir, would you like to buy my course on how to avoid being scammed by incompetent or competent criminals?

[@orderandkhos6269]

24:53 Hunter inspired me more with this single monologue than any entire rant that that “alpha” salesman went on. It’s been a long 28 year journey, and acceptance seems to be the answer I’ve been trying to find, and Hunter’s speech was another beautiful bullet point in favor of that being the key to happiness

[@guidoferri8683]

CHALLENGE: find a self-proclaimed alpha male that is not constantly angry. IMPOSSIBLE

[@noosy530]

That would actually be a hilarious subversion. Like a ram dass or a gandhi type pacifist guy gently calling himself alpha telling everyone they're doing a good job just existing. It would probs increase alphas public image

[@thinecuprunnethoverwithblood]

I'd trust a dude with a Tolkien pfp over an "alpha male" any day cause I know you at least have good fuckin taste

[@VultureClone]

Imagine living with them. Walking on eggshells every day, knowing that anything you say or do might set them off. Sounds like a living nightmare.

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

I always assume smoll p p

[@UnionBuster]

Not taking alpha advice from a divorced childs baseball coach

[@maclnmacln]

My God thats funny. I about choked on my zyn from laughing

[@xyaeiounn]

As a divorced child's martial arts coach I feel awkward reading that, then again, I'm not giving anyone alpha advice.

[@philipchurch8772]

​@xyaeiounn that sounds alpha af ngl how much is your course?

[@philipchurch8772]

@@xyaeiounn no man stands so tall as when he stoops to lift a child 🥹

[@xyaeiounn]

@@philipchurch8772 lol it's very cheap. My teacher sent me to the fringes of the city to get me away from his business, then upgraded my certification to build his voting bloc. He was a great businessman and a straight-arrow. I made so many friends out there that I stayed for decades, watching kids grow into confident adults has been gold. I'm just one of many small-fry instructors out there, and covid crushed it, thanks for reading.

[@iterativegrowth]

Bought a car recently - shopped around a little and ended up going w what was my original second choice because the Audi dealership salesperson was so straightforward. She gave me all the info I needed, told me her lowest price, was available for any questions, and helped me get it done quick at the price I wanted to be at. In contrast, the first place I went was totally pushy - thirsty dudes prowling the parking lot and licking their chops as I pulled in. For the record, I was ready to rock w cash - not only did they lose that sale, but I know I’m going to Evelyn directly for the next one, which I’m planning to pick up before the year is over. This has always been my approach in sales as well - be straight up, honest, do what you say you’re going to, don’t play games, and if you feel something isn’t a fit for a customer, be honest about it. Meet people where they are, and remember that someone is choosing to spend their time - and considering spending their money - with you. Also, if you’re selling something that doesn’t suck, there’s nothing to hide - your job becomes about making the transaction easy and adding confidence to the buyer’s decision. It is truly not rocket science. You do not need a sales trainer, lol.

[@Keith_C51]

This is the kind of dude that’ll wonder why he’s completely alone and miserable when he’s about 60 years old. I’m perfectly fine with having a normal job and spending time with my family. What a douche.

[@yetispaghetti48]

I think this is why Papameat is so loved, he can see through people's bullshit and he is not afraid to say what's on his mind, he can also say words of encouragement. Love this guy.

[@RenegadeVile]

Kinda like Ethan Klein a long time ago.

[@supersandwich8967]

​@@RenegadeVile No kidding

[@samphelps2791]

“An alpha has never worked at Walmart” Gail Lewis:

[@slupot]

I'm pretty sure it was J.R.R Tolkien who originally wrote that Edda, circa 969 B.C.E. in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Easter Island.

[@GarratMcCullough]

Dude was a car salesman, but he was assigned cop at birth. Once this scam is over he's going to walk into a police department and they're going to name him chief of police. Based solely on the fact that he has one of the most perfect examples of cop skull I've ever seen.

[@bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477]

Hirs?

[@Orphioux]

"Cop skull" as you know it is a side effect from abusing human growth hormone and testosterone and I'm sure you don't need to be told all the negative side effects these cause on a man's personality.

[@MementoMori1000]

@@Orphiouxit seems like these guys and cops are both the types of guys who wanted to be military but didn’t have the balls

[@jannecapelle_art]

thumb syndrome

[@chetmanley1885]

"Here's your badge, gun and spouse to abuse."

[@jakobhough9175]

I worked for a sales company Dabella and they push this exact mindset. My last day was when they told me to lean an elderly lady’s home, they lied to her about the financing and ignored her calls until the recision period passed. I did a change order to void the contract and canceled the deal. They would also have people write on a piece of paper they “rent a room” to an undisclosed person to supplement income… sales is shady especially when commission are high.

[@TheKrystianC]

Andy Elliot is a goof but also the irony of Papa Meat calling salespeople con men and sales parasites and then it cuts to him selling aura is great timing

[@galvanizedgnome]

I'm guessing it was ironic. I like Andy Elliott.

[@yankoelgueta1116]

That was the joke i think

[@nik07nik]

Its good that you got the irony, now its time to understand what irony means

[@alexandercowlishaw]

woosh

[@meatman69420]

@@galvanizedgnome bit slow arent ya

[@prisonfood1235]

I remember working a window cleaning job that had a team of salesman that I stayed with durning the summer. Some of the most obnoxious and fake guys I’ve ever met. Honestly would rather share a house with Amy Schumer and Jar Jar Binks.

[@M.TTT.]

Would you still say that if Amy and Binksy had super loud, rough intercourse every night?

[@molisitautuaa6980]

Don’t disrespect jar jar binks like that

[@40nights40daystv]

not amy shumer and jar jar binks lmaoooo

[@TheMeatballMan420]

Fun fact! The whole alpha male thing in wolves comes from very old studies done on wolves in captivity. It doesn't happen in wild wolves. Wild wolves form family units.

[@Chinothebad]

Even more fun is that the scientist who did the studies in categorizing the whole alpha thing later recanted it.

[@sourcherry8928]

@@Chinothebadyep he said he deeply regretted the impact it had as well

[@starbucktargaryen473]

Just watched Meat's video on puppyplay. In tears rn. My world has crumpled , magic is dead

[@evastern231]

Anyway, why would humans try to copy the social life of any animal? We are the effing ones who build hospitals etc , first step we devopled a Langauge that allows actual conversation we are so much better than any other species when it comes to beeing social.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

"im an alpha!" youre a zoo animal, have some peanuts.

[@stephenandrew6087]

May be my fav vid you've done all year. Editing and comedy/commentary on point as usual but you articulated a deep-seated resentment of mine excellently and it makes me feel good to know I'm not the only one whose alarms go off when I encounter these jeroff frauds in life. Peace be with you Papa.

[@Lordoftheswollen]

I sell cars. Ive had to deal with corporate trainers like this. I absolutely answer leading questions wrong to throw them off. Everyone hates them. I can't for the life of me figure out why dealers hire them.

[@phantomspaceman]

I worked at a dealership where one of these guys was the interviewer. It was brutal. All of us also quit in a month because the dealership was full of asswipes.

[@DoktrDub]

Con men don’t really care about who they hire as trainers as long as they meet continue to meet a quota

[@Vashy_Slashy]

Creep cast hat goes hard

[@Bruin_ffs]

Some borrasca specific merch would go even harder

[@kevinmunn666]

Really

[@H56Nooc]

Creep cast goes hard

[@splithairchavez2081]

I like the ripped bits of the hat, looks like a blue collar workers hat, but cweepy

[@danny_decheeto8300]

it does I low key want one

[@smilaise]

I've spent probably a decade on the streets all over the country. Been to a couple jails and prisons, addicted to every drug you can imagine... I've been clean for ten years, I am still living in a van, but I've recently got a real "career" type of job and paid off all my debts... my GOAL is to be a "normal" functioning member of society and it's finally happening. When this guy acts like being normal is a bad thing, it's obvious he's spoiled, never been told no in his life, he's never had a job, probably a trust fund steroid kid... I'd pity him if I cared enough.

[@orterves]

Yeah but do you have a six pack?

[@PoisonViper133]

I guess I'll give you a pity thumbs up and a disingenuous "wow!- I'm so proud!!!"

[@melz4766]

@@PoisonViper133no need to be an indifferent ass to someone who’s been working their ass off

[@jacobhester95]

His videos are for sales people. His speeches are for people specifically in the industry. You just don't know that because you see the skimmed down clips rather than the full training videos lol.

[@uthergoodman401]

@@PoisonViper133 shut up

[@Cohosh]

Dude this guy ran away from Oklahoma after committing massive bank fraud at the car dealership and identity theft!!!! He turned snitch to avoid jail time.😂

[@Soliistru]

I've actually spoken to this fella before! I used to sell cars at a local dealership and made the mistake of falling for some of his voodo. Ended up giving my number to him over message ( I know lol ). Him and his team would cold call me 3/4x a week and ask me how " bad I wanted it " until I blocked his number lmfao

[@boyunderbridge]

Andy asked me to ask you how bad do you want it yet

[@jessickalush3305]

😂😂😂😂​@@boyunderbridge

[@CouscousEnjoyer]

Yeesh

[@NotAdultingToday]

That's scary! "How bad do you want it?" Unless you're offering me chili cheese fries, don't use that phrase around me.

[@FractalShoggoth]

Jesus. Dude sounds like a combination of MLM rep and sexual predator.

[@Hotsauceonmy]

Papa Meat owes that chikfila guy money for the amount of channel engagement he has created

[@blorgarmy2605]

He looks like he can control fire

[@BlessedChaos911]

If I don't get any targeted ADs about alpha male boot camps does that mean Google already thinks I'm an alpha, or does Google just realize there's no hope and doesn't bother?

[@bmacaulay18]

Yes.

[@kingcosworth2643]

I'd wager no hope, sorry bro. On the bright side there are some very pretty sundresses on the market.

[@BlessedChaos911]

@@kingcosworth2643 google is more judgemental than my ex wife

[@you-nh8xo]

The latter

[@kamonigreen5674]

after you switched the way you’re doing your content, your humor shines. you’re funny as fuck

[@AidanNash-kp5fz]

I don’t trust a salesman who wears tight pants or just underwear to a meeting, it tells me “get out now, he’s going to con you”

[@mikepwillis88]

Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen Andy's videos before but the moment I saw his jeans I was like, "Nope!".

[@DoktrDub]

Don’t trust ANY salesman, they are practically all out to con you

[@dmacarthur5356]

If a car salesman walked up to me in those painted on capri pants and middle aged women's shoes I would start laughing and leave.

[@CERESISNTCOOL]

💀 fr

[@Mukashi_1996]

Seriously, how is it that these "alpha males" who are OBSESSED with being ladies' men and "slayers" end up being the most homoerotic people? (i.e., Sneako, Andy Elliot, etc.)

[@SOLOMONSEFFECT]

Bros there to be impressed by men outfits more then him trying to buy transportation. Crazy

[@jonc7330]

Hahaha....good one

[@sctkarter1111]

When did the capris on manly men become a thing? My brother in law wears that shit everyday and I’m just so confused like you realize my mom wore those in the 90s right lol

[@HumongousWUT]

I used to work as a customer service representative, I had a dude like this trying tell sell himself to me when I was just doing my job, talking about how I sounded like I wasn't wanting to sell him on our service. When they would go on a rant like that I muted my mic and would watch House MD

[@riotwire]

Everytime a customers goes off like that I will just put my head down and close my eyes, it's always a nice break lol

[@slavexcalledxshiver]

I would like to hire you.

[@2023Mermaid]

I wanna be hired, what do you do?​@@slavexcalledxshiver

[@2023Mermaid]

Also, i do the same thing when a customer yells at me. Mute myself and then online shop lol

[@Chuck_EL]

​@@riotwire ironically I used to work with a guy named Andy at a telemarketing place And he raged at any customers who got smart like dude was giving the computer screen the middle finger, yelling at the top of his lungs (while putting his headset on mute so kinda good 😂) and whenever he'd go on break he'd be going off while throwing his headset including slamming his fist on his thighs 😂 I remember one time we got were getting 5-6 calls per minute (lots of recalling of a computer we had to troubleshoot to fix so lots of understandble complaints) so he says "Can you calm the calls down, please?" after the fifth time he said this he screams "CAN YOU CALM THE CALLS DOWN??!? PLEASE????!!" After the call volume went down significantly, dude really said "Oh, now we're not getting any calls." 😂😂😂😂

[@gunkwizardry]

the thing that certifies this dude has absolutely 0 gray matter in his completely solid skull is the fact that he values a used PS3 at $4700 (30:45)

[@joshuacox3644]

Andy Elliot actually was a part of Big Red Kia, they were shut down for fraudulent loans and Andy was the one who thrown everyone else under the bus. He’s not a master salesman, he’s a con artist. Albeit it’s hard to tell the difference.

[@MeGustaR00sta]

I love how candid Hunter is about the reality of a career and just being human. If you work a job, no matter how amazing or blessed you are to have it, you are going to have days where you would rather do literally anything else.

[@DamienRiven]

Doctors go to school longer than 7-years. This dude just talks out of his ass. Life is more than just money.

[@stuffystuffsityas6302]

Society relies on more than just money too

[@patrickbateman312]

Not to these guys. In their mind, everything is about money and materialism. They cannot conceive of joy in something that can't be bought or a quiet life tending your land.

[@fighter7029]

I literally grew up actually babysat in one of the biggest dealerships in Ca. My family owned it so it was natural I got into car sales there lol they would try to make us go to shit like this. A lot of dudes are this shit up but those guys were always the cocky pricks. I never followed any of these tactics and was always a top salesman… I treated people like people. I never lied or had to do all those bull shit tactics that people can smell from a mile away. I genuinely wanted to help people and ended up selling more cars… imagine that.

[@brunodangelo1146]

He can sell stuff, but he will never control fire.

[@amongallothers]

I know what you're referencing and this comment WINS.

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

Ain't that true

[@kudu2196]

Lol

[@Spartan-P]

Hunter will never escape the fire comments lol.

[@johnklucznik4446]

Original !

[@ryananderson8511]

“Where’s the six pack jackass?” always ment something else in my family 😂

[@jackbotman]

Yah, can't come into the house if you show up without at least one

[@yinquin9110]

Pissing out a beer on a Saturday at 2:45 pm while mowing the lawn when this beauty dropped. Had to stop asap and listen in

[@ManginoBear209]

hell yeah dude

[@danny_decheeto8300]

now this is peak

[@InspectahReese]

This is significantly more alpha

[@jvang2293]

HELL YEAH BUDDY love this

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Alright guys, now this, is epic

[@BDogs10]

..‘You got loose eyes’ 😂😂 *my bro, I loved this takedown on A.Elliot.

[@huntermccoy7641]

Alpha was disproved. Dogs dont always form random packs. wild wolf's often are just packs of the mother father and children.

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

All based on a study of how wolves behaved IN CAPTIVITY. Kinda interesting link, we do the same thing with humans. Disregard how we act “in the wild” and base our impressions of people based on how they behave online. How this whole “red pill” garbage started.

[@grigorirasputin996]

That's weakling talk.

[@TheGuardianssorrow]

The same dude that theorized the "alpha" structure was the one to debunk it because he spent more time studying wolves. He realized they work as on a "family" dynamic, where the youngest hahe puppy privilages.

[@stealingyourbones0]

Poor guy spent the rest of his life trying to show how his paper was wrong and it’s even more of a prevalent spread myth than back then.

[@patrickbateman312]

I mean, yes and no. Like amongst wolves maybe not. But we can use "alpha" and "beta" to describe respectively outgoing and confident men, and men who are timid and less confident.

[@ClassifiedDocz]

Doctors comfortably get 120-300k+ a year. As a washed up burnt out ex salesman at 27 yrs old I’d take that over any sales job or possibility to make more😂

[@apewhat2666]

Facts. I'm so burned out lol

[@connormullin4547]

True, sure there are sales people that make a lot more than doctors, at least in the US, but being a doctor is a million times easier and cushier. Plus the old joke, you know what you call a doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor. You know what you call a salesperson on the bottom of the sales board? Unemployed.

[@Bsilbs]

@@connormullin4547being a doctor is not easier than sales lol. That’s some bullshit. Sales is actually great if you’re stupid with no talent but willing to work hard.

[@origamikid1995]

God something I love about Hunter/Papa Meat is aside from his self-deprecating sense of humor, he is one of the few youtubers I've seen who does a video where they talk about some clown like this dude and DOESN'T exaggerate or misunderstand a conversational point for a joke, but also he isn't afraid to listen to what is said and explain why it's wrong while also mixing in humor and being blunt, directly calling out these people as the jokes they are, like him basically going "Yeah this dude's a douche" is super refreshing. Papa really makes me glad that someone isn't afraid to call guys like this chud out in simple terms they can understand. Don't get upset, don't try to prove these people wrong, they don't care about the facts, let's get back to schoolyard shit-talking. Something like "You're a fuckin' joke dude" can devestate a frail ego and make them spiral, aping about how they're "so not a joke!"

[@MelancoliaI]

Yeah, agreed. Too many commentary channels are like "hey i dunno mayb he cool peepz" even after showing us how ridiculously sketchy somebody is out of fear of being seen as 'negative' or whatever. It's too common and Meat here cuts through that BS

[@DoktrDub]

In reality he has a sales pitch to be a con man, and once you know how to play chess with a con man, they fall apart real quick

[@Tomezilla514]

Man now I want to see Six-Pack Nick.

[@kevinmunn666]

Nick is weak

[@nate4321]

Nickpack

[@FancyRPGCanada]

I just remember the airbrushed six pack joke from meet the Spartans

[@KyleBamford-lo8en]

​@@kevinmunn666😮😮😮😮😮

[@Megatraum504]

self identifying as an alpha is one of the most cringey, ironic, and completely detached things a guy could do.

[@stealingyourbones0]

It’s the dude variant of astrology and it’s incredibly obnoxious. At least astrology girlies have a bit more of a personality

[@devintaylor7049]

ive been in high pressure sales. this is what it is. its a cult. its morning meetings chants and songs and its manipulating and bulling people to buy things they dont want with credit they dont have. i made 3k a week selling vacuums. you know what els i had? depression.

[@cactusbuds2979]

Yep. Marketing’s cults are EVERYWHERE man

[@MrXHCx]

He berates the guy for having an energy drink as if he's not frothing at the mouth on stimulants

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's interesting to see how manipulative some of these sales courses can be, they claim to be empowering but reality is quite otherwise. Let's be wary of such manipulation and seek personal growth in healthier, more constructive ways.

[@pumkin610]

Wait a minute why was your comment paragraph put together so well? It's a little suspicious how well you managed to sum up the important takeaways. It's almost like you have a certain formula for commenting or you had an A.I. do it but that seems unlikely due to it lack much benefit. Furthermore, mentioning how interesting it is seems to be kind of pointless and A.I. summary-esk. Humans don't tend to talk like that.

[@Reddotzebra]

@@pumkin610 An AI would not use "quite otherwise" I don't think.

[@KronosOnPC]

@@pumkin610 I could say the same with the way you wrote yours out. Stop being paranoid.

[@Thewaster-yp3uh]

What. AI can only read the description not the actual video what he's talking about is in the video and if it read the comments it would get basically nothing and probably make jokes about shitting standing up or something.

[@FieldAgent-D]

​@@pumkin610 With all due respect, people in 2024 can still be educated in the ways of proper Grammar/Punctuation. Yes it's not as common anymore but there are a few still our there. I understand your fear I like A.I. I'll be honest but at the same time i understand both sides of the argument and there should be a "hard line." Yeehaw

[@bouclechocolat]

Imagine taking a regular call at your car sales just and this dude starts lecturing you over the phone

[@poundneil]

He called some poor dude at a car dealership to essentially insult him and belittle him ... Then on top of that says "we got an old fart" i cant imagine what kind of mental illness you have to act like that.

[@DoktrDub]

It’s called the “laughable I alpha leadership influencer facade”

[@ethanku]

It is usually called narcissistic personality disorder. Its treated with waterboarding I think

[@Aesthetics622]

go cry about it that must of hit home

[@Aesthetics622]

@@ethanku thats what people call confident people huh ahahahhha your weak mind is why u still where u are .

[@ethanku]

@@Aesthetics622 Sounds like something an out of job narcissist would say. I have an awesome job.

[@prestonu-ie1823]

Imagine if the fat guy said “yeah I’m married” and he points to a beautiful woman

[@coreyalyn2249]

I was in sales and used some of his videos to improve my sales numbers by 115%. The skills that I learned and used to accomplish this; 1. Greet people warmly and with confidence. 2. Make a physical connection like a high five or a hand shake 3. Talk about the client so that they talk about themselves and getting more information to understand their needs. 4. Speak effective and efficiently. 5. Work out for the mental fortitude and discipline, but it also boosts dopamine when completing a task! That’s about it. There you guys go, now you have the keys to the kingdom, try not to commit fraud and steal from people, m’kay?

[@Koshbagosh1995]

That's literally all it takes. Been doing sales for years now and just answering the phone when called on and making that personal connection with your customer closes the deal most of the time.

[@MusiciansRule07]

I think that eveyone should go to Alpha Males' comment sections and leave them links to Omegaverse Fanfiction. That would take care of the problem because they'd either knock it off out of sheer horror or they'd knock it off because they're embracing their authentic selves and they'd be happier. Also, the scientist who came up with the whole Alpha Male thing via studying wolves has spent more time debunking his results because he realized that his experiment was flawed.

[@HakuFreak19]

What is Omegaverse? That sounds familiar but I just don't remember what's it's about.

[@EyelessAugust]

@@HakuFreak19are you brave enough to risk your search history 👹

[@thepandabookkeeper3180]

​@@HakuFreak19 Don't worry about it.

[@businessofrhythm2315]

Dude what? You think some people have secret furry fantasies and they cover it up being an alpha male? Cope harder

[@Ryu1ify]

​@thepandabookkeeper3180 It's werewolf mpreg right?

[@DocFlatfoot]

My dad is a salesman. He said the reason you let a customer go easily is because you can always make more on the ones that pass by because you’re egotistically fixated on the one guy who said no. Just move on? Why try to bludgeon a guy into a sale when another guy will walk in right after who is ready to by. Also says car sales are the easiest type of sales to make because usually only go to a car lot when they are ready to buy a car. Says this method wouldn’t be as successful for solicitation sales.

[@dapism]

Yea but not anymore in 2024, people use the internet for months before stepping on a lot

[@itzatravesty263]

17:20, just needed this the other day when I was pooping on myself for not achieving work goals. Papa Meat's the real inspiration, not the human thumb boy.