Disney Adults' Disgusting Secret

[@PapaMeat]

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[@yasirkhan11156]

My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging❤❤❤

[@SiriusSphynx]

​@@yasirkhan11156 Yes, beg.. BEG!

[@HuyLe-hs9sq]

😂

[@Morgetty]

Why is that pinhead shirt so cool

[@rcLdrcH]

You totally looked almost like ralph Bakshi At 3:40

[@velotti2109]

When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disney World. Also, I don’t want to be cremated.

[@alelekitaponga]

Guess we know where the Sween Todd guy got his makeup.

[@kevinmunn666]

It's Coach Dennis Cum

[@MultiKatieBee]

😂😂😂 great comment!

[@necroticdemonart]

😂😂

[@Rozes301]

🤣☠️🏆

[@ryebread1567]

My dad used to say that Pluto was Goofy’s cousin that got hit by a car when they were kids

[@MiguelFloFlo]

id like to imagine if my brain ever turned to mush my family would put me in a kennel and keep me on a leash

[@eliredy-zo4zl]

UNDERRATED

[@harrydavey9884]

Your Dad fuckin rules, man 😂

[@heroinmom153]

Holy shit...

[@m-w-y7325]

isn't that supposed to be otherway around since Goofy is the one that is acting weird?

[@WorldCupWillie]

"I get overstimulated just by going outside" "I know, I'll go to Disney Land"

[@macrc2129]

You caught that too. 0 sense has been made.

[@destynova4512]

Right was like hold up Disneyland like one of the most over crowded anxiety inducing places but yes that is somehow better than everyday life lol.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​@@destynova4512they go there SO they can freak out and have people film them. Borderline Walt fetish

[@MemeNerd420]

she gives the symptoms of Agoraphobia but then goes to the most agoraphobic place on earth

[@Justbeyou-y4w]

😂 I would have a panic attack just in the queue 😂

[@volundrfrey896]

Part of the no dress up rule is definitely because creepy people shouldn't do creepy stuff, but also that disney adults generally don't look as good in the costumes as they think they're do. It would ruin the park if most of the characters you see were the trailer park version.

[@SubjectDelta20]

Disney Princesses walking around with beer guts and make-up that looks like it was put on by a 5 yo.

[@Samew0001]

Well I think really it’s because they pay their employees to be the characters, they only want one Cinderella there, it ruins the fantasy if another adult is cosplaying the same character. They want the illusion that our Cinderella is the real Cinderella, but kind of hard to make that believable when there’s like 10 Cinderellas walking around.

[@missalbania9260]

Trailer park versions of Disney characters actually sounds way more appealing

[@AmazonEspionage]

You make a good point.

[@natevoid9955]

“I get nauseous going outside” then she proceeds to go to the most crowded anxiety inducing theme park in the world lol

[@alexv3372]

Girl that’s just torture

[@shannond1511]

@@alexv3372 I think they’re saying they don’t believe her because it’s not perfectly consistent.

[@anthonyfaiell3263]

She doesn't get nauseous when she goes outside. She just wants you to feel sorry for her. . The majority of things people say on social media is not actually true, it's just what they want you to hear.

[@ianhale5482]

@@anthonyfaiell3263it sounds like she has anxiety. I think it’s a bit much to assume she’s lying

[@jessicamensink2685]

That woman better never tell a doctor about her symptoms because they're gonna do a lot of allergy and other various (possibly invasive) tests on her that will induce a lot more mental health issues than going to a regular park and not a theme park. Or they'll just lock her up somewhere where she won't even go outside again ❤

[@Sax_Banana]

I totally get the no cosplay rule. Imagine a guest in a chewbacca cosplay aggressively vomiting outside the star wars cantina

[@alexv3372]

Yeah I wouldn’t want to see that

[@philipmateo3816]

That…seems like a good time lmao

[@alexv3372]

@@philipmateo3816 how would.. they vomit

[@magnuskallas]

Just days ago I saw the upscaled Star Wars Christmas Special with fairies dancing on hairy kids table and your vision of drunk Chewbacca melted into the memory of this disaster.

[@MalcomHeavy]

Let's not forget about the one lady with the huge ass that dressed in skin tight "costumes" and films TikToks in Disney land. Often with her vagooter and nips VERY evidently on display due to the tightness of her costumes.

[@sleepover6232]

As an Asian …. We do keep the selfie stick companies in business

[@abreada]

Hey 🫦

[@SuperSickNerd]

lol 😂

[@JB22636]

Do you have proof you are really Asian? I'm sceptical

[@chirp9525]

These replies are wild 💀

[@Tippycanoee]

@@JB22636race police has entered the chat

[@melocat8292]

As someone who used to be a cast member, Disney adults were the worst guests. I got yelled at because I didn’t make a “magical moment” for them. I.E. I didn’t walk them to the front of the line because of their anxiety

[@Ozymondias99]

You guys were allowed to get tips?

[@rik-1-j6n]

Holy shit

[@allisonlasecki6018]

Insufferable mfs

[@SpookyBoo1199]

It’s so common for Disney adults to spread ashes in the haunted mansion ride, that cast members are trained how to use a special biohazard disposing vacuum to clean the ride after closing. That vacuum is ONLY USED ON HAUNTED MANSION.

[@BonenJump-126gulph]

Ghost "busters" has a new meaning 👻 🥜

[@RipRLeeErmey]

I can't imagine how dehumanizing it has to be to vacuum up someone's grandpa from the floors of the Haunted Mansions.

[@marserly]

@@RipRLeeErmeyfor minimum wage too since we all know disney employees arent paid well if i was in that position i would legitimately fall into a deep depression

[@1WEareBUFO1]

To keep the haunts preserved

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​@@marserlyI would literally JUMP into a deep depression

[@jjerkamillo]

Simply going outside causing her to panic and black out, but going to a crowded amusement park isn't a problem whatsoever.

[@milleniumfrisbee]

....maybe it's an addiction? Maybe she is experiencing withdrawal?😶

[@jjerkamillo]

@@milleniumfrisbee It's a bit. She gets a sweet dopamine rush from posting adult Disney content online but knows it's embarrassing. Blaming it on being mentally unwell works as both a defense and acknowledgment of victimhood. A digital form of, "I know I'm overweight but I have to eat this Snickers because my blood sugar is low!"

[@Korra228]

BUT THE REGULAR OUTSIDE DOESN'T HAVE GOOFY!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@shannond1511]

Sometimes ppls delusions, don’t add up because they’re delusions. Some ppl with age regression or agoraphobia may feel a little more comforted by things like Disney, anime, cartoons, comics, etc. that put them into a childlike mentality, bringing them back to a time before they were so anxious and/or agoraphobic.

[@catherineisley6298]

exactly this!❤​@@shannond1511

[@Korra228]

My favorite detail is how half of these characters aren't even originally from Disney, they're just from properties Disney bought in the 2000s

[@redlight3932]

says kora lmao

[@RadiganMonke]

​@@redlight3932 are you a child or just on the spectrum?

[@MiddlePath007]

Micky, Goofy, Donald, and Rob Schneider's _the hot chick_ are the only original mascots, every other one is a fairytale adopted or a company absorbed. I guess there are some crappy new ones that aren't classics, but are crap so who cares

[@Korra228]

@@redlight3932 so???

[@bruuuuuuuuhhhh]

​@@redlight3932?

[@emileelamica7701]

I once worked with a Disney adult. She had been a janitor there years previous, moved thousands of miles away, then proceeded to have a Beauty and the Beast themed wedding. It was... odd. She was nice enough, but more than half of what she talked about was Disney, her time working there, and the many, many times she went back to visit. Like I was worrying about paying rent, while she was worried about financing her next trip to the park.

[@colinclement2752]

Did she ever ask you to dress up like jasmin or something?

[@GanondorfsWife]

People like her scare me.

[@shannond1511]

My cousin married a woman who had their honeymoon in Disney world and had appointments scheduled to eat breakfast with the princesses every day. They thought she was a “special” adult, not a mid to late 30s Disney adult woman on her honeymoon. My cousin talked about the discomfort on the princesses’ faces and the bit of embarrassment it caused him but went thru it anyway because he loves her.

[@jorge69696]

"I can fix her"

[@Ultra04channel]

This is literally an "I can fix her" situation.

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Bro can...not fix her?

[@AwakeAtTheWheel]

Sounds like your cousin messed up BIG TIME!!!

[@bucketofchicken8325]

@@AwakeAtTheWheel She's unfixable

[@seikou1762]

what cosplayers dont get about the rule about not going in cosplay is that they want to avoid children speaking to costumed non-employees, imagine if an actual weirdo goes dressed up as goofy to lure children

[@cesarescamilla8005]

That's basically the plot of FNAF

[@volundrfrey896]

Given that you kinda has to be a weirdo to be a cosplayer in the first place that's extremely reasonable.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Plus, money. If "princesses" will take pictures for free, they make less money from photo ops

[@MrGrappl]

I swear I’ve seen that plot somewhere before…

[@dr.stronk9857]

Freddy fazbor

[@llemS_U]

This just makes me feel even more bad for the Disney Park employees. Imaging you have to stop an adult from entering the park cause they're dressed up as some character and they start crying and whimpering and then a bunch of children and parents start looking at you and this crazy person.

[@zaroatmeal3494]

It really happens, man. Sometimes they go nuts and start cursing at us lol

[@silviaconsonni586]

Meanwhile, in the young employee's mind: "it's ok. After all it's not like this guy who somehow had the money for a Disney pass is causing a scene right in front of me, a teenager sleeping in my brother's car while working basically for free at a billion dollar industry that somehow can't feed me as often as normal humans in my hometown"

[@pennsy6755]

They are quite literally the modern day equivalent of 19th century railroad brakemen.

[@woadblue]

​@zaroatmeal3494 Oh that's cool, in front of kids and shit? Nice.

[@zaroatmeal3494]

​@woadblue Yep, sometimes we remind them of that and they try to defend themselves or just say "who cares". Heck, we have people straight up get into fist fights

[@lefish5277]

The fact that GROWN ADULTS were acting like they were in motorcycle clubs, wearing the stupid cut-off denim jackets and all, “claiming” different areas of the park, FIGHTING over said claims. Here’s the best one for me: a group of adults, forcing people who wanted to join to “shadow” the group by following the group around all day while nobody talks to them. 2 of my friends from high school joined those stupid social clubs, and it was a great source of hilarity for me but also I’ve never wanted to violate the Geneva Convention against a group of humans before Disney “social clubs” existed

[@grant1245]

I'm gonna Disney bound as Winnie the pooh, just a short red t-shirt and nothing else

[@dodobirdtime]

Im gonna disney bound as eeyore, with a tail nailed into my ass

[@BonenJump-126gulph]

They'll whisk you away to club 33 so fast and tell you "brother, we were supposed to meet up later" as they give you the Masonic hand shake and reach around

[@FreakTesticals]

Officer I’m just bear!

[@based_space215]

Yeah a short red t shirt and a hard on

[@moffettRL2727]

We don't condone this

[@raviolijesus6181]

My homie once dated a Disney adult for over a year and when he finally woke up to how immature she was and what a horrible partner she was, he broke with her and she burned down his condo

[@alyssagernert5720]

Took a turn real quick damn

[@flan6449]

Understandable. She didn’t get her Disney fairytale ending

[@AzulGatos41]

She became the villain in her own Disney fairytale

[@ravivandersalm4586]

My homie is in the same predicament. Every time he comes over to my place she goes full feral and they have a 3 hour long fight. Last time they arrived while fighting in my backyard(after I already waited the mandatory 3 hours). I just said fck it, I'm joining this one and proceeded to scold both of them for being selfish. He said "I guess she will break up tomorrow, otherwise I will" Guess what????? Straight back to "love you babe" the next day. He is too forgiving and she is a Disney adult. Dangerous combo.

[@mikezigma]

@@AzulGatos41yeah i think thats in the December challenges lol

[@jakehinton732]

The "no wrapped gifts" rule is because people would not clean up the mess and wrapping paper would get scattered throughout the park and make the parks image trash.

[@funkymunky7935]

*trashier

[@evancampos9870]

Wait they just left the wrap? Who tf leaves just a mess of wrapping paper and ribbon and cardboard. How entitled must you be?

[@Notthatbrandon]

​@@evancampos9870Asians. No but seriously all they needed was a dude that can control fire

[@magentatime]

@@Notthatbrandon americans* leave trash everywhere

[@peachesandcream22]

​@@magentatime You've definitely never seen how much trash Chinese tourists leave.

[@ki4gmb]

“Sneaking fentanyl into Disney land” made me laugh more than it should have

[@dlvnmedia]

I got in trouble for Donald Ducking as my costume - apparently not wearing pants and just a shirt is a problem for Disney if you aren’t actually a duck. Bastards

[@alexv3372]

Isn’t that public indecency?

[@alexv3372]

I’m pretty sure that’s illegal

[@Lucas-hd3hk]

​@@alexv3372no just Disney being a stickler

[@bandanaglitchy]

​@@alexv3372 It isn't indecency, it's just Disney bullying him

[@jackkilling8412]

​@@alexv3372 woosh

[@Sithedd]

I worked with a Disney adult. It definitely could be cringe at times. She would make references nobody knew and had a general fake happiness demeanor. She eventually MOVED to Florida so she can attend Disney World more often.

[@MsCarringtonsYoutube]

I Absolutely hate people who put on that fake happy act. Such wastes of oxygen

[@etholus1000]

As an adult, I very much think that there should be a separate Disneyland for adults. For the sake of the kids

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Uh oh, adult Disney would rapidly become kinky and very messy.

[@eaglesclaws8]

Someone think of the children!😂 stfu

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@stephenpmurphy591 Dennis Cum would throw punches at children

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

There was supposed to be a section, or land, aimed more for the grown-ups, called Pleasure Island that would serve alcohol as well as have more grown-up style entertainment and attractions. The original plans for this section/land are pretty wild.

[@familyguylver]

@@stephenpmurphy591the kinksters always ruin everything 😭

[@opeltheartist]

"What would Walt Disney say?" "Something offensive" 😂

[@SantiagoGT15]

“I made this park for people not for _____ “

[@djfoxyvlogs1306]

The dynamic these two have is fuckin incredible Him yelling no off camera was hilarious

[@GibbsonTV]

disney for these adults is costco for me

[@ginjaedgy49]

the cult of costco grows stronger by the day

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@ginjaedgy49DENNIS CUM would file A criminal investigation on Disneyland

[@TwoBs]

Corporate loyalty, so0o0o0o qUiRkY 🙇🙇‍♀️

[@Rob-147]

I FUCKING LOVE COSTCO

[@familyguylver]

@@Rob-147found the cult member 👆

[@alphonmoller9486]

Once upon a time, Walt Disney was slowly turning Florida into his own kingdom. 100 years later his subjects now lust for the memories of a failed dream.

[@joshuamartin4349]

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom

[@carlamoss89]

going to the parks to have some fun on rides is one thing. crying as an adult when meeting another adult dressed up as a character is quite another.

[@alpacamoose4378]

I remember being 13 and going to Disney for the first time with my aunt. All the princesses and characters would sign my little autograph book (that I was forced to lug around) and I felt zero joy from it. I threw that book away when I got home. They do have great handwriting though. But I don’t understand the hype.

[@Oliver.Verdant]

Dumping Ashes is like a weekly occurrence at Disney. They have dedicated vacuums for it. The most common place was Haunted Mansion. Guests hope their deceased relatives will haunt the ride so they can see their ghost when they visit.

[@CSGDuncan11]

Maybe they concentrate their dumps in the jaunty mansion so the many dumplings can keep each other company beyond the grave.

[@GanondorfsWife]

... The delulu is strong with that one.

[@SB-gy2vx]

some people are so incredibly dumb.

[@One_Swood_Guy]

Why not dump the ashes in your house if you want to see their ghost? Surely a ghost would have a much stronger attachment to that instead of an amusement park ride.

[@alexv3372]

Oh! So that’s why they do it?

[@Chromeize]

I made the mistake of dating a disney adult. She was very spoiled and lost her mind when she didnt get her way. And was also just angry and mad at the world all the time. The worst of it was she bit my butt cheek so hard it bruised, bled and scarred. I still remember reading the exhaustion on her family's faces when she was just desperately attention seeking and driving them crazy.

[@StygianTheCandleMan]

But your buttcheek? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@zusk8556]

Was she tossing that salad up?

[@StygianTheCandleMan]

@@zusk8556 Garsh!

[@seveneves7129]

I’m very curious what circumstance caused her to bite your buttcheek like a puffed up calzone

[@omega3fatass61]

glad you made it out bro, BPD brats are no joke. i almost died

[@TheSavvyPlayer]

I was 16 when I went to Disney world for the first time. There's no magic when you're standing in lines for what feels like hours. Every person in our group had been there before. They told me I HAD to do the things they were doing or I wasn't "Disney" enough. I hate that place with a passion. I'm only going back when I have kids.

[@Pancake_Catx_Arcade]

Same here, sure I still had fun but at the same time it was an absolute mess. ( Everything was just too pricey and the entire park was too crowded…. ) ( Sorry I just hate large crowds... ) ( Idk but I found this pretty funny, I was the only person wearing a pokémon / eevee themed backpack at the park because everyone else was wearing a Disney themed one and buying one was WAAAAAAAY too expensive )

[@fraskf6765]

"Not disney enough" i would take that as a compliment. I hope you broke cobtact to those "humans".

[@jaybird415]

I hope your kids hate it cause your not "disney" enough for them.

[@funkymunky7935]

Why would subject your children to that? You want to punish them?

[@Topazzzzzz]

planning punishments for your kids in advance

[@adversary22]

I've been to Disney once. Besides being a kind of nightmarish experience I will never forget a woman running from her 10 year old daughter's side so that she could get a selfie with a costumed character. Not a Pic of her child with them, a selfie with them. Wtf.

[@isabellarios2005]

That’s insane.

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

I swear Magic Kingdom is like comiccon for child predators

[@ccomega929]

people who film themselves crying when walking in to disney land are definitely narcissists

[@tablescissors]

See also, The White House

[@Kimikikat]

💯 people who film themselves crying

[@peachesandcream22]

Narcissism became such a buzzword it's not even serious anymore.

[@DocNightingale-hp6zd]

I dont think yall know what a narcassist is. You guys keep throwing it around like hot cakes.

[@crazydrummer181]

Walt Disney being disgusted by Disney adults at the park would make for an entertaining animation.

[@redlight3932]

he was a nazi so there would be more issues than that

[@BFTBGSFTST]

He made it for them too. Epcot was supposed to be a whole city for people to live.

[@destynova4512]

@@BFTBGSFTST not really OG Disneyland was definitely meant for Children and as a Family experience. Wasn't meant for a bunch of adults to pretend to be Children.

[@ShesquatchPiney]

Idk I think he'd only care that they spend money.

[@lancehattemer6737]

Walt Disney would have opinions on a lot more people other than Disney adults.

[@Jon-yv4iu]

at 13:31 they have very clear rules that Jedi Robes are not allowed in the parks. When they introduced Star Wars Land they had a doc on what you cant wear which includes any military style clothing (imperial officer stuff), Fur suits (wookies), and any hard plate clothing (Rebel orange pilot outfits and storm troopers). Jedi robes were specifically called out as not allowed. What is even more funny is they sell Jedi robes at the stores in Star Wars land and have to explicitly tell you you can't wear them until you leave the park. 250$ just to have someone tell you you cant wear them till you get home. PEAK Disney TM magic right there.

[@SkipperJane]

Having spoken to cast members about this, you can’t wear the robes, but you can wear the tunic and you can carry a lightsaber. Apparently the tunics are permitted because Batuu is situated in the “First Order” timeline point, and there’s no Jedi as face characters to confuse people.

[@ooglegogle2719]

FUR SUITS???

[@randomjunkohyeah1]

@@ooglegogle2719 Bro just joined the internet

[@ricorojas1854]

A whole video about Disney adults and not one mention of all the sexual harassment.. Gaston, Jack Sparrow, and infamously the peter pan incident In which the character actor for Peter Pan was so aggressively harassed that he had to quit and they temporarily had to remove peter pan from the park for a while

[@causticwit]

The Peter Pan one is especially creepy since the character is a literal child.

[@alexanderwood5999]

As someone who lives near Disneyland, I have heard, no joke, hundreds of stories of people going to Disneyland taking hallucinogens (usually mushrooms, sometimes acid) and every single time it turns into a nightmare. I think the thing is that hallucinogens don’t mix well with extremely large crowds you cannot escape. I’d still be tempted to try though.

[@rogerk6180]

I did mushrooms in efteling once, a fairytale park in the netherlands.. Not recomended lol.....

[@alexanderwood5999]

@@rogerk6180 yeah see that sounds like it would be amazing to me and an almost ideal place to do it (minus the lack personal space). But for whatever reason, amusement parks and hallucinogens just don’t mix.

[@everybxdyhurtz]

Permanent lock in is expert mode only

[@freakkyser]

Sounds like a bunch of rookies, I did lsd at gay pride and had to wonder Minneapolis before I could drive home, it was pretty fun!

[@alexanderwood5999]

@@freakkyser hell yeah! I did lsd on July 4 in San Fran and when my cousin crossed the street I couldn’t follow because it was a river of lights and blur and so I got lost for the next few hours. It was so strong I thought the fireworks show was still on long after it ended.

[@polony4571]

"Insert control fire joke here"

[@yasirkhan11156]

My parents said if I hit 2k they'd buy mea professional camera begging you guys literally begging😂😂😂

[@grigorirasputin996]

If your comment gets 1000 likes I'll post a video of myself controlling fire?

[@yourmomsmom311]

What's pink and bubbly and taps on glass??? A baby in a microwave 🎉

[@IAteABox]

@@yasirkhan11156Wrong emojis bot

[@S4cr3dG30m3try]

This guy looks like he controls summer.

[@fabulous_finn7810]

"If i just spent $80 on a ring-" >Cuts to a ring with magic: the gathering >The One Ring is an $80 card. Fucking golden obscure reference and joke right there, give your editor a raise.

[@AgentFulgoreBasedDepartment]

i thought i was the only one who noticed 😂

[@benty4735]

least insane numerologist

[@MidgarMerc]

I doubt it's that deep. Papameat just actually likes mtg

[@God-ch8lq]

one ring ruined several formats imo

[@N09ne]

As a reformed weaboo, I feel like Disney adults are the same vibe.

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

A little worse because they feel more confident to be deranged in public because disney is more socially accepted by normies than anime is

[@dgannon4]

We're getting close tho anime is becoming more main stream but you're right disney adults have no shame going out in public like that. Most weebs keep it to conventions

[@shirleymaemattthews4862]

I mean...Disney did heped made anime.....but at Least Disney adults don't defend loli h3ntai, or garbage like that

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

@@shirleymaemattthews4862 disney is far worse than any hentai

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

@@shirleymaemattthews4862 disney adults are worse. They just defend Leslye Headland and Harvey Weinstein. But of course covering for real life monsters is far better than being into creepy comic books

[@jesussermeno685]

Disney is one of the reasons why I got divorced. My ex wife love Disney so much, she doesn’t mind getting in debt. It’s a serious problem.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Imagine Mickey Mouse being a homewrecker

[@jesussermeno685]

@@1WEareBUFO1 yes, its sad.

[@Song-dn1xb]

bro got cucked by mickey

[@weasel7491]

My mom too. So. Much. Money for Mickey stuff before my parents divorced. She'd rack up the credit card all the time Without my dad funding it not so much. Funny, once it was her money she no longer was interested.

[@jesussermeno685]

@@weasel7491 its a tragedy. I honestly don’t understand the blind passion for material items of this company. I feel your pain too.

[@barricusbear6769]

"Life was so difficult that I had to cope by going on multi thousand dollar vacations multiple times a year"

[@BledaRassmar]

I would be willing to give it a try, to be fair ha ha

[@alexv3372]

But why though? You go there once and that’s it?

[@gregthenotacowboysfan]

This country is fucked

[@tom1644x]

Probably a cheaper coping method than drugs. 😅

[@philipmateo3816]

@@alexv3372I’ve never been, I don’t think I’m missing much

[@joshkasoff7772]

Mr. Meat, I did the Disney College Program in Fall of 2015 and my roommate worked at Haunted Mansion. I can confirm the scattering of ashes was called a “Code Grandma” and it happened about once a month or so when I worked there. The custodial teams apparently had a code system for every bodily fluid it was disgustingly wild.

[@LeslieLand-y7e]

I can confirm, I was a deep water lifeguard for the resorts and we had codes for everything you never thought of.

[@justyourunaveragerandom2725]

​@@LeslieLand-y7e Can you share some of them please? This topic interests me :O

[@davebeat]

​@user-xc3wr5lk4s @joshkasoff7772 on behalf of everyone, I'm gonna need a list of those codes.

[@Kadin73]

​@@LeslieLand-y7ewhat was the code for poop?

[@kiah5701]

code snow white

[@finmartinez6092]

Is the rule only for Disney IP? Because I would totally go to Disney in a Bugs Bunny costume just to cause chaos.

[@Zelgadiss1984]

@4:55 laughed too hard at this. My now wife was fuming mad when they told her no selfie sticks at the gate when I first took her to Disneyland. She was visiting from Japan, and them asian girls love their selfie sticks.

[@PikaPetey]

Im so glad I never had parents get into social media.

[@bibblyboing]

Sadly my parents have become Facebook parents which is essentially just TMZ for the local area.

[@ProfessorArt1]

There are some normal millennials out there, I consider myself one

[@drufusthedufus]

‎

[@krumelkatze6558]

Same 🙏🏻

[@nman551]

Well mine barely get it, they do rot on Facebook though

[@chrisstephens264]

A missed opportunity for disney to have a haunted mansion area for people's ashes. Lets make that ride actually haunted

[@hempster24]

My ex-fiancee and her family had annual passes to Disneyland. When we were at the 3 or 4 month point of our relationship she asked if I'd be okay with her getting me an annual pass. I vehemently opposed this, as they went about 3 times a month, and I did not see myself going there more than once every 3 or 4 years. She got me one anyway, then got pissed at me when I continued to refuse to go. It's honestly the one place that pisses me off more than any other.

[@roberth2833]

Man. Why did you do that to her and her family. Hope your not planning on marrying her after crapping on her likes 😢

[@ewe392]

Why though. Is it that bad

[@hempster24]

@ewe392 the thought and her actions are not bad at all. Me communicating that I didn't want to go that often, then getting angry at me for not wanting to go after she got me the annual pass is what I deemed unfair.

[@roberth2833]

@@hempster24 she got you a pass (thats money she spent on YOU) and you wouldnt go with ehr (and her family) once. the bad part is you still refusing to go. just go once a year. get in closer with her and her family, let her know the gift she bought you wasn't just waisted money. yes, she shouldn't have bought it after you said you didn't want to. but. it's a few days of vacation she is GIFTING you. its unfair she bought it after you said no. its also unfair to continue to refuse to ever go after she bought you something. there are gives and takes...

[@hempster24]

@roberth2833 I went 3 times in a 1 year period. Maybe my bitterness is showing from the relationship ending 😅 and I wrote it in frustration. I can see how it looks like I was a dickhead. But, it really was weird how her and her sister were obsessed with Disneyland.

[@nelson97]

Disneyland is a mental asylum for Disney adult

[@kevinmunn666]

Totally understandable

[@eveandaedrul]

Just 1 of them, yeah

[@pigeonmama]

cringe ass comment from the burner account

[@Wonderwhoopin]

You just don’t get it

[@w花b]

Mental hospital is a place for mental adults. Yup, nothing new to learn.

[@AlexanderFromTheStarDimension]

Gradually over the past few months, Nick has been becoming more and more involved. Love how Meat's channel has essentially just turned into him having conversations with Nick the whole time. And Nick has such a hilarious voice too. As Winslow, definitely. But I lost it when he just started screaming NO NOOO

[@SuperTigger1999]

l like how they're acting like "Disney bounding" isn't just casual cosplay

[@Notthatbrandon]

It was such an obvious "work around" that I don't understand why it even has a name. It's practically normal

[@BonenJump-126gulph]

In the Homestuck community like in 2010 pretty sure it was called "4 chords"ing because of the comic by same name implementation of more casual way to dress as a character in their tones/colors etc. Disney fans in general are not very mentally stable people.

[@gardenofsn5955]

@@BonenJump-126gulph Eh, we called it closet cosplay too. That's just the general term regardless of fandom

[@amyswallow742]

i had a disney adult moment i'm afraid to admit. it was my first time at the park, i was around 28. i'd always dreamed of going as a kid but never had the financial opportunity. I'd always wanted a picture with Alice and Mad Hatter. When I finally found them I was so excited and they gave me the weirdest look, also they looked like they were hung over so that dampered the magic lol.

[@weasel7491]

I'm glad I went at 14, though my classmates were so horrendous I broke the safety rule and started wandering by myself. That broke the magic. Wandering around Disney by yourself you start getting a feel like "wow...this isn't really that different an amusement park than other ones...." That, and one of my classmates stole 200 dollars worth of merch and my band director had to like beg for them to let her go back to our state nd assure them and get her parents contact info so they could charge her there. Overall, not very magical.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

The thing that prevented me from becoming a Disney adult was the summer heat.

[@beelzemobabbity]

I think its normal to be excited, just because something is “childish” or aimed at kids doesn’t mean you cant be excited about it. Theres clips of olympic athletes meeting cookie monster and theyre giddy and excited.

[@AshGreen359]

My wife did Disney bounding, she did Winnie the Pooh, which is hilarious because she's Chinese.

[@2guys1cliplol]

I spit my drink when I saw this 😂

[@nikedoesthings]

fuck yea!

[@kevinrox666]

Red shirt, no pants. Classic!

[@SpicyPlur]

What a champ

[@tablescissors]

Hope she remember her hypodermic needle 🦠

[@randobandobby6443]

The picture of you in Disney Land, in some dark corner of that cartoon jail just standing there, dead eyed, while 3 kids are at the bars trying to pushing them out is hilarious to me for some reason.

[@tombowombo-]

There's no way a person so obsessed with Disney wouldn't have a vocal fry.

[@kevinmunn666]

I don't f*cking think so

[@casspurp]

Just say you hate women, my dude.

[@jessepusatero3278]

Like fry screams?

[@cecilyerker]

Vocal fry is from not using your diaphragm enough to actually make sounds

[@jackelewish1568]

Vocal fry has been used for decades by people some as James bond "bond, James bond" is used with vocal fry. There are many examples of older generations using vocal fry. There's a linguist that did a deep dive on vocal fry from the science of the physical act of using vocal fry and how it's is not at all unique to a certain age group. I don't use vocal fry at all and it is extremely annoying to me, but it is true that it's been used forever and isn't a modern thing. Despite my own prejudices. I'm sure people will comment disagreeing but before you do that do some research and look at the countless examples of recordings of vocal fry being heavily used from the 1900s up to today.

[@graterthan3628]

I always see Pluto as a different species. Goofy is like a human, while Pluto is a chimp. Both apes but different evolution lines

[@zannor9365]

Close, but if you pay attention, they are actually dogs and not apes

[@toffeejc]

@@zannor9365bro they were making an analogy… they were saying they’re both dogs, but in different stages of evolution/different species, just like humans and chimpanzees are both great apes, but we are very different species. The fact that you didn’t get that is a little silly.

[@zannor9365]

@@toffeejc 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ShenDoodles]

There's no problem with Disney having adult fans, the problem is when they want special treatment for being so quirky and brave. This isn't like being a brony, where people actually are excessively mean to you, nobody gives a shit about Disney fans until they start being really fucking obnoxious about it. There's not really an issue until you start calling yourself a Disney adult and comparing everything to Disney.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Oh god, the bronycon memories start flooding back in. WHY

[@wahhnopfp]

Excessively?

[@tehpronoob7380]

Bronies aren't bullied enough

[@outtoxicated9104]

​@@tehpronoob7380Most certainly not.

[@scarletcrusader5431]

Was a brony. Can confirm

[@knifetoucher]

What if you go to the park as a non-disney IP character like Batman? He technically can't be mistaken for part of the park since he's not a Disney character

[@darc22005]

thats a good question, dont know. be fun to goto disney as a helldiver XD

[@BonenJump-126gulph]

Essentially Disney have their own rules, laws and police force with a station on site at Downtown Disney and because they pay money to run their corporate hell-hole, they effectively can enforce any rule on their premise. So, if they don't want people dressing up, it won't matter ultimately about the IP of the costume. And these laws and rules are done slowly to pave the way for future companies to just own up more land in America and make their own laws on private land. It's all BS and sucks

[@marserly]

pretty sure that falls under costumes draping/falling on the floor and getting caught in stuff because batman has a huge fucking cape lmfao i think a better example would be the flash or green lantern because their costumes are just one big latex onesie

[@seanobrien116]

I used to work with a guy in his early 50’s that would take solo vacations to Disney several times a year. He rarely took his wife and did not have kids. The disturbing part was that he was always saying inappropriate stuff at work and was Always leering at the younger female coworkers. He was basically a creepy old man.

[@mythcat1273]

That guy definitely wanted to, like, steal a kid from that place

[@vanillaprincess4897]

@@mythcat1273now imagine if he could dress up as Goofy or something

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@mythcat1273 DENNIS CUM

[@zanpakutoman4225]

@@mythcat1273 I'll give this unknown creep the benefit of the doubt and assume he was just there to flirt with Tinker Bell, Ariel, Minnie Mouse, etc. Not much better, but it's funnier to imagine an old pervert trying to basically hit on cartoon characters instead of just going to a strip club or something.

[@redlight3932]

@@vanillaprincess4897 they dress up as women now access to bathrooms

[@BDChupacabra]

Disney adults are either from a rich ass family or didn"t have a family growing up so they need disney to feel better lmao.

[@Mike_Oxlong07]

Or in my experience shallow attention seekers

[@sashah5691]

I was from a rich family. Still am. Good times

[@WeakA55Libtards]

If your family is rich then why do you still look like Ursula, do they not love you?

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

It's both

[@SpookDeville]

As a girl who only has a mom I feel called out 😂 cause I never got to go and I'm going before I turn 33😂😢

[@ChiCityJay91]

I just recently worked at Disney for the College Program and it was my first time really experiencing Disney. I visited in 2018 for one day. I was there from January-May and I honestly don’t get the overhype for adults. I had fun in the parks, but I couldn’t understand why some people go completely apeshit and lose their minds.

[@t.c.v.t.]

either nostalgia or the childhood they never had but wanted.

[@ChiCityJay91]

@@t.c.v.t. I can definitely understand that. I can also understand the people who never went as kids and had to save up as adults. That trip is very expensive and I probably won’t go ever again since I’ve been there every off day for 4 months. I’m more of a Universal Studios person. But I can’t understand the people who go regularly and are highly obsessed to the point where they make weird and unusual decisions for the sake of Disney.

[@adrianacosta5189]

You just don't get it babe. It's ok, not everyone does.

[@ChiCityJay91]

@@adrianacosta5189 yea you’re right. I’ll never get it. As long as they’re happy.

[@Needler13]

Aye, the main thing I loved about Disney was the night parade. That literally feels like something out of final fantasy.

[@hanasong8296]

The funny thing is Disney leadership hate the disney adults too. They hate annual pass holders and nerfed them really hard cause they make less money for the parks 😂

[@Allen667sjja]

When I was in nursing school Ik girls that bragged about how they’d vacation at Disney like twice a year, I just don’t get it like you could lit visit entire new countries for that amount of $$

[@AnimatedAndrew]

Imagine being told, as a grown-ass person, that you’re not allowed to dress up as Tinkerbell in Disneyland/Disney World… and that ends up making you cry on live television like you’ve lost a close friend or family member. First world problems, man…

[@Coleme19454]

To be fair, she was a teenager. Not saying she's mature but, not an adult.

[@bully_hunter_7772]

​@@Coleme19454"to be fair" no... Anyone over the age of 12 shouldn't be crying because someone told them no

[@Coleme19454]

@@bully_hunter_7772 I mean yeah I agree with you I was just being fair didn't you see what I wrote

[@bully_hunter_7772]

@@Coleme19454 Fair enough. Still childish if I'm to be frank though

[@Coleme19454]

@@bully_hunter_7772 yeah no problem frank

[@macboi916]

I went to Disneyland yesterday, and it was truly magical. I couldn't nap on small world, my legs were hurting after just taking rests, I saw a grandapa cuss at his grandkids, it was truly magical stuff.

[@redtexan7053]

The answer to "should you date a disney adult?" is always yes. These people can afford to go to Disney World multiple times a year. Get you some.

[@janinetorres7039]

No lmao most of them live pay check to pay check just to go. I knew a girl in who went every month and they lived in a run down trailer home. But she made sure she went to Disney as much as she could

[@sheerbeauty]

Good point. And you always know what pleases them.

[@Phantom86d]

Yeah, but that's all they bother to afford. If my years of watching other people obsess over stuff has taught me anything, it is that everything but the obsession is not worth it. Personal hygiene? Only what is mandatory. Food? Minimum nutrition needed to live or junk. Anything outside the obsession... Wait? There's other stuff besides ___? And if there's anything I have learned from listening to Disney songs on repeat against my will.... Let it go! Let it go! You don't need to tap that ho! Let it go! Let it go! Her brains melt like snow! Or withstand thoughts oh so bland! As the 'queen' rages onnnnn! There's cooler otaku's anyway.

[@therealindeimaus]

yeah it's called crippling debt to crutch up their delusions and keep their inner demons at bay for just a while longer... you don't want to be going out with them when that stops working lol

[@rexman971]

​@janinetorres7039 Bro just buy the dvds and watch them already lol. So much cheaper and the experience is better than the rides, especially on an 80" TV lol

[@PraiseJesus69]

That guys face got darker because he’s wearing white clothes. A camera defines brightness of the picture based off the brightest object in the shot, kind of. But you can try this by opening a camera, aiming it at your face, and then bringing a white sheet of paper into the shot

[@vinniebauman]

Was out touching grass, but I saw Papa dropped a new video, so I crawled back into my hermit hole.

[@cupcakeordeath]

My parents were Disney adults. I was raised Mormon, and they always idolized Disney as the pinnacle of what safe entertainment should be. We went to Disneyland for the first time when I was 10, and something broke inside their heads - they got us annual passes despite the fact that we didn't even live in California, and they would suddenly decide, "The kids need school clothes" even though I was a teenager and did NOT want Disney clothes. Over the next 7 years, they'd ruin themselves with credit card debt and have their home repossessed in 2003, despite the record home value growth in those years. Dad's house is still full of Disney garbage, and he takes out HELOCs for it (because nobody ever tells a Boomer they can't buy a home just because they have no money). I hated it from the first visit. I'd be pulled out of school during midterms by surprise, just to stand in lines all day, and then spend all night listening to Dad's raucous snoring. Ugh.

[@mycontentcreation5264]

Disney adults mixed with Mormonism sounds like hell on earth.

[@Arctan95]

Nick subconsciously rebelling against Hunter's iron fist @16:07 is utterly heartbreaking to listen to, I hope we can find a way to get him out asap.

[@tacoman4117]

Free nick

[@ethanku]

Proof that Disney was too good at marketing. They created a new DSM-VI entry for adult complexes.

[@nwalton9552]

Nick screaming “NO!” Had me rolling! I am loving how they are including more interactions with Hunter and Nick. Keep it up Guys! You rock

[@rainmanslim4611]

"No selfie sticks, sorry Asians" that fuckin got me.

[@acacacacacacaccaca7666]

i feel anxious and overstimulated going outside and i feel like passing out so i often frequent theme parks

[@jessickalush3305]

😂😂😂😂

[@MalkuthSephira]

"my anxiety is so overwhelmingly bad that i somehow almost black out when i go outside, OH BUT NOT AT DISNEYLAND THOUGH. my brutal social anxiety absolutely adores being surrounded by thousands of people in a never-ending psychedelic orgy of human flesh and loud sounds" yeah SOMETHING in there just ain't adding up

[@cottoncandyjellybean8539]

As someone that just went to a few amusement parks In Florida that’s when you really feel faint. That lady Makes no sense.

[@PotatoVampireTaco]

Disney Adults are the reason why Loungefly is still in business.

[@honeysuckle754]

Loungefly is the Funko Pop for women. No really, it’s the same company and that was their initial pitch.

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

They have interesting designs but I’d be so embarrassed to wear one 😂😂😂

[@FunnyAnchorman]

We have halloween parties like a lot of people. One year me and my girlfriend dressed up as Santa and Mrs. Claus. Wanna talk about a power trip? I fucking loved being santa in my car blasting christmas music in October. It's gotta feel better than dressing up as a princess in Disney.

[@rexman971]

I love Halloween and this would be legendary. (Ironically we play Christmas music for the first snow, past few years the first snow would literally be Halloween night, so we'd be playing it at the end of the party lol)

[@bustavonnutz]

I keep going as a vampire because it always ends up getting me tons of action, but Santa is a great idea.

[@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank]

Describing that as a power trip made me burst out laughing xD

[@FunnyAnchorman]

@@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank people were honking and taking pictures and everything! I loved it😂😂

[@tinkercat8268]

lol yeah I love when I get the edgy teen dressed as Santa for trick or treating. It's only happened twice.

[@dabberwocky3666]

I have high functioning autism, complex ptsd, and have had seizures for years ... I had an extremely rough childhood with a lot of abuse and my gf and I of 8 years are disney adults with no children that go to disney the thing about it is for me is I have an extremely difficult time expressing myself emotionally or having an kind of excitement about life in general seeing small kids actually having a good life and getting to do things a kid should do is extremely uplifting to me. Dont get me wrong I enjoy going to disney for all the rides and foods and sights but just soaking up all the positive emotions in the area is quite therapeutic at least for me.

[@2014wolfy]

To answer your question, i think if Walt Disney heard he was making $6,000 in one month off of one person in ticket sales alone, he would welcome them with open arms, after he had a heart attack.

[@valora390.]

Holy shit that Biohazard shirt goes HARD

[@marcos.a8814]

I had to look it up, it's on Etsy

[@hydromic2518]

I heard only people who can control fire where those shirts 😱

[@walterrising4276]

​@@hydromic2518 Where's he wear it?

[@kevinmunn666]

​@@walterrising4276no

[@NK-22]

It really does. Especially seeing that eyeball.

[@Aegoram]

I'm a TWDC employee and annual passholder. I can safely say these people are nuts. An important point about Disney World that you grazed over: its fuckin hot here. I cant understand people dressing up at a park where you are in 100 degree weather all day.

[@huasohvac]

It gets hot in anahiem too its just not humid

[@RyanCormier34]

1:41 this is the funniest ad read I’ve ever seen on KZbin

[@garrettcrouch326]

When I was 16 I dressed up as Dipper from Gravity Falls. I didn’t think of the consequences of random children running up to me.

[@LateNightTableCo]

Funny you mention this, as today is the 12 year anniversary of the show’s release

[@LagrangePoint0]

@@LateNightTableCo We old my N word, we old....

[@rustyshackleford3868]

@@LagrangePoint0 Ninja

[@alexv3372]

I would to see A Disney XD land

[@totallytravicious]

"I like Disney so much I literally have panic attacks and depression." You... you might have more than one thing I think...

[@DomMonaco]

Ice nine kills has a series of shirts depicting Disney characters in an unfavorable light and people have gotten turned away or made to flip the shirts inside out. Metal AF

[@tinkercat8268]

I saw them recently. They are amazing live.

[@GanondorfsWife]

HELL YES.

[@funkybassman6012]

They just did a similar run with Nintendo characters!

[@GanondorfsWife]

@@funkybassman6012 Even cooler!

[@DomMonaco]

@@funkybassman6012 I saw those and wanted one so bad 😭

[@MistahTopHat]

People don’t pay $6k for that. Disney adults usually either have season passes for like 800-900 a year, or a DVC timeshare.

[@TheEdrec]

ive dated a few Disney adults before... they had that psych ward grip. Still not worth their constant movie quotes.

[@Icykrissy]

Jesus Christ 💀💀💀

[@Riddickisawesome101]

What do you mean by psych ward grip

[@ashe6608]

6:19 my grandpa wanted his ashes scattered in the garden, my dad said "no thats fucking disgusting" he literally didnt want to be buried because he was worried about his body just being in the ground, but he was buried instead, just reminded me of that, the end

[@you-nh8xo]

Your dad sounds like an asshole

[@hunterv9259]

wait until your dad finds out people intentionally put rotten food and cow shit in their gardens

[@ashe6608]

@@hunterv9259 he said he didnt want to eat food that was grown from his dead fathers ashes lmfao which ig but idk ppl mourn weird

[@viking8796]

@@ashe6608 Completely get it. You'd be having a nice family meal with a garden grown salad and then you remember "oh right, this is pop pop we're eating right now..." XD

[@lazyquahog9385]

I know there are eco burials too. Like you’re buried with a tree and the tree feeds off of your nutrients. Or your ashes are mixed with cement that’s made into a foundation for a coral reef.

[@chancew7947]

My Dad says that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, but Pluto is special needs and they keep him as a pet and everyone’s okay with it

[@ScottMalkensin-xp7wf]

Goofy is actually a donkey, not a dog

[@Alena_Alena_Alena]

😂😂😂 Kinda cruel 🤭😂😂😂

[@livefreewithjp5251]

​@@ScottMalkensin-xp7wf he's a dog

[@ScottMalkensin-xp7wf]

@@livefreewithjp5251 he isn't. Look it up

[@peachcola2]

As someone who use to have bad agoraphobia and anxiety, Disney is THEE LAST place you wanna be with extreme anxiety. It’s physically and mentally exhausting and overstimulating if you have any extreme type of anxiety. That first girl was straight up LYING

[@kingchuckfinley]

Phones on rollercoasters is a complete no no at any park. I mean, some enforce it more than others, but Disney is the last place I would try that shit.

[@hunterv9259]

years ago my boyfriend accidentally left his phone in his pocket and got onto one of those rollercoasters where you hang from the underside of the track. naturally it fell out, and the staff ended up making him get on the ride again to "look for it" until he blew chow. looking back on that i honestly think they were just fucking with him for forgetting/breaking a rule lmao, because we went to the lost and found like 20 minutes later and it turned out they already had it (it had completely exploded upon impact with the ground. obviously), and how the fuck are you supposed to spot a bunch of tiny phone pieces laying on the ground while you're getting thrown around at 55mph on a rollercoaster

[@kingchuckfinley]

@@hunterv9259 lol they were def messing with him. Inverted rollercoaster is probably the second worse rollercoaster to have your phone on. I’ve been considering getting a Fanny pack for my trips to parks. Sure I’ll look a little dumb, but at least I know my stuffs safe

[@sunnyBunny-oq5ru]

At Cedar Point a few years ago there was a go who lost his phone on a Rollercoaster. He went to go look for it after he got off the ride and got decapitated

[@Fusilier7]

By this point, Disney is effectively a religion, with Disneyland and Disneyworld as its Meccas, as fans make the pilgrimage to the holy site, fans collecting memorabilia as if they were religious artefacts, devoting every waking moment to the honouring of the Mouse, and watch their content as if it were holy mass. It's genuinely creepy that people can surrender so much of their free will, to a soulless multibillion dollar corporation, just because they happened to enjoy its content as children, as for me, Disney was just a fraction of the content I enjoyed in my early youth, I have a balanced diet of Don Bluth, foreign cartoons, Non-Disney animated features, and yes even rated R, I was only five when I saw my first rate R film - Backdraft, I have a liberated childhood, I have my suspicious that most Disney adults, were overly sheltered, and had limited exposure to anything restricted by their parents, hence the obsession with most things Disney, I have noted this phenomenon with other fandoms before.

[@redlight3932]

people love to follow

[@MK_ULTRA420]

ok boomer

[@bernardoheusi6146]

​@@MK_ULTRA420shut up, better than to crap pointless posts

[@skeeplebop]

Not to mention the Big Hero 6 cult at Tokyo Disneyland...

[@cecilyerker]

@@skeeplebopthat’s just funny

[@J4ckielope]

Pluto is Mickey's dog, the mouse's dog. Ain't no dog's dogs

[@horrorsharlot]

lmao thanks for the clarification !! & the way u clarified !! lol

[@Eisenwulf666]

in the original cartoons the first real appearance of "Pluto" is that of Minnie's dog Rover. There have been some Pluto looking dogs in the "Chain gang" cartoon, but they were bloodhounds that gave chase to Mickey while he escaped from jail. He later was renamed Pluto and became Mickey's dog.

[@spookypew]

And your dealers name is?

[@Sketch2805Studios]

And goofy is a cow hate to ruin your childhoods but look at his girlfriend lol

[@orochifire]

@@Sketch2805Studios Dippy "Goofy" Dawg is, unsurprisingly, a dog. Clarabelle, while a cow, previously was usually shown paired with Horace Horsecollar (a horse). It doesn't matter what type of animal one or the other is. Goofy's a dog.

[@weazyll]

Had a Poli-Sci teacher in HS that LOVED Disney; he'd said he had made about 50 trips to Disney land by the time I had him and often used it as an example when explaining zoning and property laws. Funny thing is, no one really clowned him on it cause he was 50, about to retire, and straight up did not care anymore so he would just cook you right back. Dude was a really cool guy, one of those teachers that, if he saw you struggling but genuinely trying, would bump you up a letter grade just cause he could. Hope hes doing well

[@kingl33725]

"...He is holding that pose for a long time bro. He is actually Frozoned." I couldn't breathe.

[@rickyricardo4230]

I use to work in Disney world little over a decade and I was enthralled being able to go into parks and see cool merch. Week later I was over it but I can’t handle being obsessed to solely Disney. I have my hyper-fixations & passions but these people took it up a notch. Whatever makes them happy I suppose

[@sumuraikuithuhotu3819]

I wonder how many of those Disney adults are actually just marketing gimmicks from Disney

[@Dr.ZoidbergPhD]

I worked with one. She spent ALL her vacation time at Disney parks or cruises. And she went all out on these things. Idk how she afforded to live considering how much some of those things cost.

[@warbossgegguz679]

I want to believe a good amount, but I've seen too many people emotionally obsessed with anime and comics to say it's very many. ... Wonder how weebs and comic nerds are gonna take that comparison, lol.

[@Milk90002]

@@warbossgegguz679 both are losers in their own right lol

[@kyofushibibi9851]

​@warbossgegguz679 I'm an anime/manga fan and Disney adult but I think all the jokes are funny

[@warbossgegguz679]

@@kyofushibibi9851 I mean, my profile pic is a weeb version of an Ork, I like comics, and I love disney and animation history. But they aren't my entire life. They're just hobbies.

[@dearcole123]

22:19 that “Everlong” joke. I laughed way too hard at that one

[@of_Crazy]

Man, Thanks for saying the name of the song. I was trying to remember 😂

[@christianburgos5956]

Normal adults who are fond of Disney are one thing. It’s when they start being weird about it that we’re obligated to roast them 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@datboii_ivan]

No he’s not black facing, 24:15 his skin is naturally dark and when you cover most of the skin with bright color, your eyes would mistake that he got darker when really most of his skin is covered in bright color while his natural skin remains that gives the illusion that he is darker🙃❤️‍🔥🍻

[@dante_0962]

Thnx

[@mhckc]

Theres a secret in Disney land if you dip your balls in the root beer you get to sleep with minnie mouse