Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door: A Long Story

[@RTGame]

We've condensed the entire Paper Mario playthrough into a movie for your viewing, a massive thanks as ever to my editor Cloe for working on this. It was good fun experiencing a classic!

[@AllegedlyHuman]

Love to see it! (also, is your comment supposed to be unpinned?)

[@grantcooper5799]

Props to Cloe for the timer sliding down during the "internal clock" segment

[@MrSpartan993]

You should play Bug Fables the Everlasting Sapling when you get a chance. I think you’d love it and it’s one HELL of an indie game that’s like a combo of Paper Mario and Hollow Knight.

[@superkirby49]

Hope you do the Pit of 100 Trials at some point

[@nrdcrimsoncam-vet1225]

actually wtf was 1.52.00 like why?

[@mothtransman]

i love how since he subtitled super paper mario with “a love story”, he decided to call this one “a long story” lol. continuity win

[@pemanilnoob]

And if he hasn’t played the origami king one he could subtitle it with “a lame story” or something hahaha

[@Monochrome2004]

@@pemanilnoob reserve that for sticker star or something

[@accountname6603]

[CinemaWins ding]

[@creeptrap3104]

Then for 64 it could be called a Classic Story, Colour Splash could be a Colourful Story and Origami King should be a Cinematic Story yeah and then that's it

[@MaksOSTR]

He played origami king and apparently liked it he tolerated ttyd

[@faultf4]

I like how dan goes 'finally, a bingo!", no one tell him it was the one moment where the bingo is rigged and scripted to always be a win.

[@grantcooper5799]

Aw, that's a bit of a bummer. Cool thing for them to include in the game though! Gives everyone this moment of "woah! it finally happened!" right during the big final fight

[@Monobrobe]

Actually I saw people saying it, but it could’ve easily been interpreted as a joke. In hindsight, I should’ve known. One of the reasons why I thought it wasn’t rigged was because in my own playthrough I kept dying afterwards. It seemed embarrassing to keep dying when the game gives you a bingo. Also, I was more successful at getting bingos throughout the game, so I just assumed I nailed it down each and every time 😂

[@MahNamJeff]

@@MonobrobeI was in the same boat as i had gotten shine bingos down to a T by that point due to how easy it was to time.

[@Squeakypupper]

So THAT'S why I almost died in the fight. I had a mega rush yoshi and was doing well until I attempted to fail the bingo. I guess I know now to bring more than one trial stew next time.

[@Door227]

@@Monobrobei think a certain twitch chat gas trained us all to not take people saying rigged literally

[@thepotatoportal69]

He HATES the game He HATES Dan Gaming He HATES scenery He HATES badges He HATES nature He LOVES the paper aesthetic He HATES Peach fan Koopa Troopa He LOVES the game He HATES that one Koopa Troopa whose name I forgot 22:43 He HATES small numbers 24:49 He HATES her toe 25:47 He LOVES feet 26:25 He HATES the monarchy 28:56 He LOVES terrorising small innocent creatures 32:11 He LOVES swindling priceless artefacts 32:45 He HATES that random guy 33:39 He HATES helping people 34:59 He HATES the sister of the small creature 38:18 He HATES war 42:11 He HATES children 42:29 He HATES genocide 43:43 He LOVES cheating 44:29 He HATES maths 44:32 He LOVES star pieces 46:27 He LOVES tropes 51:13 He HATES love 58:02 He HATES Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Bore 59:01 He HATES eggs 1:01:59 He MISSES Luigi 1:03:02 He LOVES collectables 1:06:43 He LOVES gambling 1:10:12 He HATES the world 1:10:59 He HATES cannibalism 1:12:48 He LOVES (youtube) 1:17:19 He LOVES animal abuse 1:19:54 He HATES Art Attack 1:22:24 He LOVES _one MILLION dollars_ 1:22:25 He LOVES giving happy people severe concussions 1:29:42 He *really* LOVES giving happy people severe concussions 1:30:25 He LOVES investigating the surrounding environmentj 1:31:29 Flavio HATES democracy 1:34:35 He LOVES drawing circles 1:35:55 Holy (youtube), Sans Undertale! 1:37:27 He LOVES this boss fight 1:38:43 He LOVES committing terrorism 1:39:36 He LOVES committing terrorism part II 1:42:20 He HATES precision 1:44:06 He HATES bacon burgers 1:47:23 He HATES long dialogue 1:47:58 He HATES famous people 1:50:23 He HATES brats 1:50:53 He LOVES breaching privacy 1:55:51 He HATES inflation 2:01:20 He LOVES 999 coins 2:06:57 He LOVES giving to the rich 2:10:08 He LOVES realism 2:10:58 He LOVES non-excessive security 2:11:51 He LOVES dragging out minigames 2:14:33 He LOVES that guy deeply 2:16:26 He LOVES cliff hangers 2:20:01 He HATES the Glitz Pit 2:20:19 He HATES walking in an awkward line 2:28:41 He LOVES being a slave 2:32:50 He LOVES bingo 2:36:54 He HATES Rogueport 2:40:06 That concludes my recordings of this information. See more love and hate @ 2:42:57

[@evilnerd064]

You're doing your country a great service son

[@hectordanielhernandezmaldo]

SANS?!!

[@paradoxicalmadness4507]

o7

[@tadadoterson6147]

1:35:23 he loves the size of this lad.

[@ytuser4562]

Man, the writing in this game is just HEAVENLY for a Nintendo game. There’s thinly-veiled violence that just can’t bring itself to say “kill”, fourth wall breaks, the whole feet-sniffing thing, the dialogue between Vivian and her sisters is actually incredibly brutal, and stuff like when the ravens talk to each other is just hilarious. Not to mention the “shaking what my momma gave me” line

[@blobfishwithaninternetconn6565]

I'd say most of the Paper Mario games are like that (Excluding sticker star for the most part) but it is certainly good in this game

[@cptwheelbarrow9026]

​@@blobfishwithaninternetconn6565 Completely unrelated but that is the most glorious pfp I've ever seen

[@blobfishwithaninternetconn6565]

@@cptwheelbarrow9026 The blobfish appreciates the compliment

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

“I wanna start a website called Luigi’s mansion” “Careful, that name sounds familiar and you don’t want rabid lawyers attacking you”

[@MayonaGlizzy3785]

@@blobfishwithaninternetconn6565 rare to find a _Gentleman_ nowadays, good to see chivalry isn't dead! ( *i hope to be like that one day..* )

[@Flygoniaks]

[26:17] For those who don't know - YES, this gag is actually from the original. This is a game written 20 years ago, and that joke somehow aged in the most cursed way possible. Actually, I'm slightly disappointed by one thing: The remake cut out an extra line of dialogue where Hooktail -admitted- claimed that people paid her money for this exact "privilege."

[@skin_rg]

At least they made up for it by implying that Koops's dad was interested in her feet as well.

[@goomyiscute777]

E-girl Hooktail

[@Flygoniaks]

@@skin_rg That, and actually referring to Hooktail as female consistently. In the original version, a bunch of characters refer to Hooky as "he" or "him," which I _guess_ is an accurate portrayal of how you wouldn't be able to tell a dragon's gender at first glance, but MAN was it confusing.

[@user-be3qc7re9o]

They replaced that second line with Koops' Father being the one to take the offer.

[@dustbunny6381]

​@@Flygoniaks maybe she's just nonbinary and uses any pronouns? That's the interpretation I'm choosing anyway

[@JohnDoe-yp3zv]

2:17:00 "As fate would have it, most of the characters in this game are old. We all meet up for bingo in the home when Mario is all done and dusted for the day." Unironically, this is kinda canon. There is a trouble you can take in the game where all the old mayors are in a club together and, due to their age, need you to be their courier between the towns.

[@someplant5971]

Mario must deliver the platinum chip

[@CR1MSONACE]

Courier (Fallout New Vegas reference (Oppenheimer reference))

[@2tired2p15]

well aint that a stomp on the head

[@Dr.Death8520]

Patrolling Rougeport almost makes you wish for an eternal darkness

[@zetto3093]

@@Dr.Death8520quick saves

[@ianhubble9973]

"But you see... it was _I_ who sold the demon's soul for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!" "Von Karma no!"

[@puppylowl5344]

Von karma haunts him to this day!!! A von karma is perfect afterall!

[@Eatr987]

Karma von grapple

[@jurischwarzer9877]

Von Karma yes

[@NicoTheCinderace]

@@jurischwarzer9877 Von Karma maybe

[@doc._Ice]

Surprised that he rt didn't make a Von Karma joke during the whole pianto mafia and how the mob boss's daughter is named Francesca

[@Flaming_Saturn]

As a true RTGame fan, I am absolutely appalled at the fact that he didn’t spend the rest of the 2 hours of the video gambling his life savings away to the funny casino owned by a mob boss.

[@friedtoads13]

i became a god at the plane game and now have infinite cake mix

[@DocVerdant]

The moment he saw the lottery I expected that would be the end for any actual game progress

[@NicoTheCinderace]

@@friedtoads13 The cake is a lie, though.

[@MLGHazrad]

Throughout Mario's life, he has never declined Peach's invitation. Mario might have other stuff to do but he drops it whenever Peach invites him.

[@vegladex]

I mean he might... but he probably doesn't, I don't think we ever see him interrupt something to come save her at the start of any games. Unless some loremaster wants to correct me.

[@syco7274]

If the ruling monarch asks (demands) you visit, can you really decline? Unless you want to be the next one hanging around in rogueport

[@AdaTheWatcher]

​@@syco7274What would peach even do? Mario could probably take on the whole kingdom.

[@keiviroque5666]

@@AdaTheWatcher That is true, the Toad Army seems very weak. Even the Toad Marines wouldn’t be able to stop somebody like Mario.

[@AdaTheWatcher]

@@keiviroque5666 Not to even mention Mario's arsenal of badges. Even without partners Mario's a powerhouse.

[@cromery4843]

2:38:54 Vivian genuinely just fell for the first person she met who respected her and treated her like a person. as a trans woman myself that is sadly kinda relatable

[@mannofdober873]

"Oh thank god, he only does 6 damage." He says, before Prince Mush fucking *obliterates* Mario with 89 damage in a single attack.

[@WackoMcGoose]

Prince Mush: "And I took that personally." _pulls out a wand_ "ACCIO 74 TNT MINECARTS!" _the glitz pit gets fucking vaporized, the only survivor is jolene being yeeted past the camera into space, as_ *_"OBLITERATE!!!"_* _echoes throughout the sky_

[@musicalsciectist7148]

@@WackoMcGooseI was not expecting a Hermitcraft reference in this comment section

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@musicalsciectist7148 Thinking about it, if you could control Glitzville's lateral movement, it'd make a great building site for Skynet.

[@potatoe972]

@@WackoMcGoose(I think it was Keralis) just flying away after the explosion was by far the best part of the clip

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@potatoe972 Yup, it turns out that Polska _can_ into space, if the launch vehicle is of British make.

[@Spice]

This game reminds me of the time when I was a kid, I saw an ad on a website that said "get a free copy of Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door!" and it was one of those survey sites that had more surveys nested inside with "free trials" in each one. I filled out EVERY SINGLE ONE and got to the end and entered my home address to get the game copy. It's been 20 years. I did everything they asked. I never got it.

[@gaesnek]

uh... i think... i think that was a scam

[@Spice]

@@gaesnek I was like, 12 and new to the internet and I just wanted the game ಥ_ಥ

[@queeeeeeenn]

you should hunt down whoever was doing these and get the copy from them

[@spangebred328]

Idk why that just reminds me of the “free demo” of paper mario from the old nintendo power magazine 😭

[@MrCDM6]

I'm sorry, WHAT? There's old TTYD speedrunners struggling with the changes to power bounce and then we've got the Bounce King over here consistently nailing the frame perfect input? That secret boss takedown was impressive.

[@boombob3D]

You know they actually used to call him the bouncing king back in college

[@cyberpigeon]

@@boombob3Dduring pride month, no less

[@dusklunistheumbreon]

Muscle memory can be harmful when fucked with :p

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav]

@@boombob3D Is there anything Daniel RTGame real WASN'T called the king of back in college?

[@wawe5557]

This is the culmination of all of the rhythm games he's been playing. He's evolved

[@MelodyLumina]

being a koopa named koops is like being a human named guy imo

[@Brian-tn4cd]

Happen to know one such Guy, he's my sister's godfather

[@OriginalGameteer]

I mean other Koopas aren't much better The Mayor is Kroop, Koops's dad is Koopley, his girlfriend is Koopie Koo, and a Trouble npc is named Koopook And 64 had Kooper and Koopa Koot

[@lucassism6726]

the fact that Guy is an actual name

[@Titleknown]

Someone didn't Remember Remember The Fifth Of November...

[@BatteryReloaded]

A good friend of mine is named Guy middle name though

[@Grimlander]

“HE HATES IT” has to be one of the funniest jokes in the rt streams

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

i think it comes from jerma

[@choochoobby]

he HATES doors

[@NEWGHOST9]

@@choochoobbysome would say it takes a thousand years for him to open them

[@Someone-sc2hk]

he LOVES to HATE

[@xxvskrunkle]

That and the "ONE MILLION DOLLARS" gets me

[@jorbus1581]

I'm honestly really impressed by Dan's ability to hit those superjumps so consistently, with the 4th jump always being a frame-perfect input. For someone with absolutely no rhythm, he's pretty good at timing them.

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

Hey RT! I know you’re probably not gonna see this but I just wanted to say how glad I was to see that this had come out while I was on my lunch break. I woke up this morning feeling pretty awful physically but I didn’t have a fever so I went to work anyways. By the time I got to go to lunch I was physically and mentally drained from all the running around my job requires. I smiled seeing this video in my sub feed as I love this game and had been unable to watch you play live, so I turned it on and listened to it while I ate and worked. It genuinely got me through a pretty rough day so I just wanted to say thank you and how much I appreciate your channel as a whole!

[@RTGame]

Hey I'm really glad you enjoyed the video and I could help even a little. Hope you're feeling better before long and get some nice dowtime in

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

@@RTGame thanks and thankfully I have downtime for the next couple days so I intend to rest up! Loved the video and plan on rewatching it now that I can actually sit down to watch you play instead of just listening!

[@bebeliveshere5950]

RT always cheers me up on a bad day or when I'm ill (which is often, woo chronic illness!!) I'm glad that your day perked up :)

[@SquidlingTM]

26:16 Hearing ASMRT talk about getting a quick whiff of the Dragon’s toes in a sultry voice has painted a vivid and horrifying picture in my mind that will remain there until the day I die.

[@StickMaster500]

Missed the opportunity to call this video "Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door: A Hate Story" because we know that he *_HATES_* this game. But hey, at least RT got his *one million dollars!*

[@durandal_273]

OMG!!!! IS THAT AN ANALOGUE: A HATE STORY REFERENCE?!??!?1?111!?

[@grantcooper5799]

Daniel actually mentioned on stream today that he was going to do that! He changed his mind because of the thought of people thinking he was being serious and just... generally giving a negative reaction as a result. But he had the idea!

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@grantcooper5799 he should've done it for *ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!*

[@onebear6504]

​@@grantcooper5799 A LOVE-HATE STORY

[@Sakura_Truffle]

⁠@@onebear6504It would’ve been really funny if we had Super Paper Mario as “A Love Story”, TTYD as “A Love-Hate Story” and then if he ever played Sticker Star calling it “A Hate Story”

[@KirbyCoder]

RT's playthroughs are always either super wholesome or an absolute riot, and you can usually tell from the first twenty seconds or so which one it'll be.

[@godderific6443]

After the recording of this stream, Daniel was confirmed to be able to live for 1000 years. He is infinite now

[@sonarchy5158]

Long live the Drift King

[@TheEggyOne]

"They used to call me the drift king, back in the ice age!"

[@hungarianpirate1309]

Mario and the thousand year Dan

[@jorgeraulromeroestrada2043]

is he the tallest of mountains and the roughest of waves

[@graham7784]

It’s gonna take a thousand years for me to get through the entirety of this video.

[@EwwHandles]

Just think how many doors you could go through in that time! Living it large rn!

[@rescue1463]

@@EwwHandlesI drag my feet I could probably go through 5 in that time

[@Stranger-A-K]

Watch it at 2x speed like me

[@aaronhelmsman]

2x speed and I'm already done. 1.5 even saves you a good chunk of time

[@TorrentialStardust]

That's an average of 9.827 seconds for each year. I see you're taking your time.

[@lucyseraphina6872]

I find it really interesting how the names of the characters vary between languages, even though It usually doesn't really matter. For example, Mario's wrestling name in German is "Bomba Luigi"

[@ShockingPikachu]

I mean i get why theyd name him after the better brother

[@harribo2323]

wait, then what is he called in chapter 6?

[@lucyseraphina6872]

​@@harribo2323the detective still thinks he's Luigi, that one is the only thing that does not change. The three witches however all have classical old German names, like Brunhilda, Roberta and Barbara.

[@harribo2323]

@@lucyseraphina6872 Ok cool

[@ZiroZenStudios]

RT not doing a stylish until chapter 2, after skipping the stylish tutorial and making fun of all the tutorials in the prologue, is pretty funny to me.

[@seamusfinnerty5897]

the classic arin hanson

[@psilightning1188]

Okay but not only stylish stuff also perfect guards are brought up in the same tutorial, and who would think to guard with B.

[@CadDriftarus]

That hit close to home. I've been familiar with this game since it came out, and have been playing it for at least a decade, and didn't realize "Stylish" existed until my playthrough from about two years ago.

[@potatoe972]

I didn’t do a stylish until chapter 3 or 4, I think. The only reason I did the tutorial was to figure out how to do stylishes and superguards but the tutorial never fully explains what stylish moves are.

[@privpi]

What does that even do? I have yet to see anyone do the tutorial or even explain anything. People just keep doing backflips. _Why?_

[@NintendoBlackCrisis]

*Maybe just a quick sniff...*

[@WackoMcGoose]

Funny thing about the dialogue changes in the remake, Koops' Dad rather explicitly implies _he also_ fell for it hook, line, and stinker.

[@xxvskrunkle]

the CHIPMUNK VOICE ABSOLUTELY SLAYED ME I COULDNT STOP CACKLING

[@komerihimura]

I was actually near tears when the chipmunk voice with echo happened

[@AnubisFactsGames]

I am a VOD watcher and I was so confused when a comment said something about a chipmunk voice. Then that moment assassinated me.

[@WackoMcGoose]

"I can't read shit, Mario! Look at her handwriting! It's so high-def this time around that you _really_ can tell how unreadable it is!" Funny enough, the writing on signs and other stuff, someone _actually_ figured out what most of it says (like the Dolphic language from Mario Sunshine). Peach's letter? No [KZbin.]ing clue.

[@starry-907]

so peach canonically just has unreadable handwriting? that's kinda funny

[@Mr.McJohnsonIII]

Mario gets the Any% speedrun world record for "get kissed by every girl you meet"

[@cyanideisfun]

Can you blame them? I'd kiss Mario if I met him, too

[@spoopyd.8910]

I can't believe he'd cheat on Peach like that

[@Mr.McJohnsonIII]

@@spoopyd.8910 who says Peach isn't included?

[@Pyrax99]

Mice, trans women, wind...purple....cloud thing? He’s got it all

[@KitKitsuneVixen]

he's just a kissable guy

[@Its_justa_Leonard]

The running joke of this playthrough was literally just “FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT” I’m dying

[@CaliCosmicGal]

Its so funny

[@Its_justa_Leonard]

@@CaliCosmicGal omg hiii cali

[@masterpingu5942]

leonard LOVES the running joke

[@beast7842]

2:07:37 in case you aren’t aware shooting the moon is an Australian term for when you run out of a restaurant without paying the bill, so it’ll be bold of Nintendo to show Mario committing a crime (or at least implying it) but it’s awesome none the less.

[@jakefromstatefarm6969]

Shooting the moon is a term with lots of definitions. The one I know is from card games, where someone attempts a high risk high reward strategy.

[@TGirl_Dave]

23:07 Died 2007 Born 2024 Welcome back Super Paper Mario

[@DoctorPortal_IX]

The Game Grumps’ playthrough of this has forever poisoned my mind. Every time an iconic character comes in I’m immediately thrust into my memories of Arin and Dan’s various bits. Koops and Grubba in particular gave me full on _whiplash_ when I saw them …

[@bearoace3278]

At 3:50 all I can think is the “Do you like my cane? It’s the head of my dead son!” bit lmao

[@bigtimebabey]

oughhh....koops...

[@DrMalpractice2]

"I don't wanna play Nintendo anymore it's for babies. I wanna play call of duty shoot a man!"

[@_JewGiOh_]

"Oohhh... Koops..."

[@Slenderquil]

Cloé is so good at getting these edits out quickly. I feel like the last vod came out barely any time ago.

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

using vivian as a meat shield during pride month… for shame

[@Chameleonred5]

??? What does pride have to do with anything? Or is that the joke?

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

​@@Chameleonred5she's trans

[@thepotatoportal69]

First he's straight, then he's using Vivian as a meat shield, what next!?

[@purplesamurai5205]

Best time

[@Cheesemeister27]

"Meat Shield" can take on a couple different meanings.

[@landorusfan]

I'm SO happy that the spreadsheet got into the video that was amazing to watch on stream

[@TEK901]

32:48 "We'll give you a priceless artifact you don't understand the significance of." "Another victory for the British Museum!" LOL

[@goomyiscute777]

Wait a minute Ancient city buried beneath the earth to imprison a demon Red dragon eats someone’s relative Monsters drop edible items This is Delicious in Dungeon

[@TwinWulfies]

add to the list, canon LGBTQ+ characters.

[@honkstheclown8631]

They just need to add painstaking renders of mario's bulge and it's perfect

[@thealchemistking4063]

My god… they took the plot of TTYD

[@Signedcentaur]

Look, my favorite arc of Dungeon Meshi us the one where Laois takes up wrestling and suplexes a giant bird man

[@Signedcentaur]

Also more evidence that DunMeshi is just TTYD is that this is also on an island nation, and the deepest part of the dungeon is sealed behind a large door. Also the interweaving plots outside of the main party culminating in the finale

[@Falkflip]

As someone who only ever watched this game in the google translated version, where "Carbon" is a cold-hearted psychopath who wants to destroy his own city - god, am i disappointed in Koops' actual character.

[@unraged6004]

Given the fact that they retranslated the game I hope fat guy does a new version of thousands of doors

[@guardianofwillpower]

Coming back to this game makes me realize how integral it was to developing what i found funny as a child

[@ytuser4562]

Shout-out to the twitch viewer who said “MY LEG” at 1:03:53 with absolutely divine comedic wit

[@dallor09]

bro was an unspoken hero

[@jonasjohnson5383]

By the way, during a power bounce, the jump timing gets slowly increasingly more difficult, except that the fourth jump randomly goes down to a ONE FRAME WINDOW before returning to the normal timing progression. So it was cool to see you actually get several of them! Skilled gamer right here guys

[@PixelMaster466]

I’m not saying that RT’s opinion is wrong, but I have never seen anyone dislike the glitz pit and most of them have said it is their first or second favourite chapter

[@friedtoads13]

yeah that shit was fun and had funny, cool characters. i don't mind that there wasn't much to explore

[@Monobrobe]

I always assumed it was because of Yoshi. That’s the only reason I liked the chapter. I didn’t like the slog through the battles.

[@Nibbieful]

Easily my most hated chapter. So little exploration, so little story. You spend most of your time stuck in the same ~3 rooms doing fight after fight after fight, with only short breaks of anything interesting in between every few fights. You could easily half the number of arena fights and lose nothing for it, it is just a pointless slog.

[@Skullhawk13]

@@Nibbiefulit makes sure even if you ran from most fights prior you have at least a decent level

[@Door227]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Nibbiefulmy least favorite chapter is chapter 2 tbh, didnt like flurrie and didnt care at all about the punies, i liked chapter 3 but get someone wouldnt

[@faultofdaedalus2666]

oh, that's really cool! the puni are woolly aphids, which have little bobbing head things just like that! they symbios with beech trees, and their little dancing is very cute.

[@asterstruck]

thanks for sharing! i love them theyre so cute

[@Nyahahameha]

The bit about "the power of Nintendo Gamecube" makes way more sense after watching the Video Game Story Time video about how this game _had_ to have a bunch of scenes where they cram a buttload of characters onscreen because it was the only way they could justify its existence to Shigeru "Couldn't Give Two KZbins About Storytelling in Gaming" Miyamoto in order to get his permission to make the KZbin thing.

[@dallor09]

didn’t meamoto also direct ocarina of time and the other zelda games up until this point which have very strong storyline

[@Nyahahameha]

@@dallor09 Based on a cursory Google search, it seems Miyamoto wasn't the sole director of Ocarina of Time. It apparently had five simultaneous directors under Nintendo EAD, and Eiji Aonuma, the current director, was already among them even back then. Shigeru is only credited as producer, so it's likely he didn't have much direct influence on Ocarina of Time. Similar deal with Link to the Past before it, which was only produced, not directed, by Miyamoto.

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

if RT loves drawing circles, can't wait until he plays Pokemon Ranger

[@W31RDC4ND3C]

Yes!!! The chipmunk voice made it to main video 1:54:04 I lost my lungs once more

[@yoshioxocoke]

Oh thank goodness. I'm glad someone commented the time 😭

[@Wafflegamer24]

Welp, there goes 2 and a half hours dedicated to watching this

[@larrylightfoot22222]

Even more if you decide to go and watch the VODs

[@crumblast]

To answer the poster dilemma, think of it as Life-sized cut-outs, but instead it's a Life-sized Print-out. Worst case scenario is that it's like the Harry Potter News papers, except worse depending on how they do the printing. Posters could be prisons for clones, or come to life if the original dies like how 1-ups make a new Mario instead of being back the original. Creates some implications, most not good.

[@AvelineMelena]

1:58:47 AH AH AH i knew it. He refused the tutorial so it took him almost the end of the game to know about superguard

[@Au_196]

"Luigi struggles to exist." Same bro. Same.

[@rickrumble4715]

So, according to Dan's voice for him, Lord Crump sounds a lot like Cronk. Yeah, that checks out.

[@thembigstonks7016]

Lord Crump coming up with a plan to take the Crystal Stars from Mario: “oh yea, it’s all comin’ together”

[@st0nerlad]

Being a part of the streams for this game was very fun, especially when I helped with the ‘loves’ and ‘hates’ list throughout every stream XD

[@SolstaceWinters]

If there's one thing I learned watching this entire video, it's that RT _loooooves_ making "Thousand Year Noun" puns. And sniffin' feet.

[@ThanondorfTV]

I like how Dan's pirate voice is just what everyone else thinks Irish people sound like

[@kingvideogames]

Bold of him to flat out say he found Glitzpit boring. Gotta respect the honesty.

[@richardendresz161]

Out of all the things Mario games could be inspired by I did not expect murder on the orient express

[@MrSpartan993]

There’s a bit extremely simalar to it in the first Paper Mario on the Nintendo 64 also.

[@Kirbyfan7209]

It’s crazy how he had the frog badge on the entire game…

[@Potentialman-vs2cd]

Peach at the beginning after saying “let them eat cake” 1:14

[@Nikola_M]

wrong method of execution

[@Potentialman-vs2cd]

@@Nikola_M eh, close enough

[@micahphilson]

20:58 I love that Dan's mind and mine went in exactly the same direction here!

[@davidtowers1863]

Its interesting that almost everything in a hat in time is inspired by this game The train murder mystery even uses the same phone sound, Crump uses the Mafia Ball, super and ultra charge like super and ultra hammer, the curse boxes inspired snatcher of course, dead bird studios is the same as the Glitz pit, the ending where all the guys sacrifice themselves is the same as talking through the stars, just directed differently, subcon is like twilight town, so many details i forgot Oh the express crows and the political crows

[@Sirtetanus]

0:43 got whiplash from the minecraft lets play, THE TRESURE IS REAAAAAAAL

[@dallor09]

I usually watch RT on youtube but I was lucky enough to be in twitch chat when he found the treasure that was an incredible moment

[@fcash280]

she thousand on my year til i door

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I'm gonna d o o r

[@xxvskrunkle]

IM CACKLING

[@Bibbop]

She paper my mario until my thousand-year is door

[@ussliberty109]

I'm in the Paper Mario straight up Thousanding my Year, and by "year" I mean my Door.

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

She super on my paper til I Mario

[@cara_melly]

It’s cool of Dan to play and upload this even thought he HATES this game

[@Acadeimos]

What happened to the *Toad Voice Alert*…. You’ve betrayed us… BETRAYED I SAY!!!1!!1!

[@ThanondorfTV]

Greatly appreciate the Discord professors highlighting the things RT both LOVES and HATES… he LOVES contradictions

[@choochoobby]

I'm not sure if you'll ever see this Dan, but I just want to say how much your videos cheer me up when I'm down. Your content has been some of my favorite in the last few years, and I'm glad you gave this game a try. Cheers!

[@SwiftBilly]

I am so excited to watch this, one of my favourite ever games and I love when RT does this long format. Really appreciate the time and effort on this ❤

[@Llamagal21]

1:31:00 Lol ok, was NOT expecting that fourth wall break 😂

[@variumi]

The only time Dan gets a bingo and it’s scripted

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

I often forget you're a professional gamer until I see something like this, where you often get frame-perfects jumps. Excellent work, I'm so impressed, and had such a great time watching :D

[@TheUltimateBlaziken]

He should try Pokémon Ranger to express his love of frantically drawing circles

[@StarManMatt1]

It's amazing that Cloé was able to put all of this playthrough into less than three hours for us. Good shit, as always. I'll be binging this for the next three hours.

[@CapnCrazy110]

1:01:04 WHAT did you just call us?! You wanna come over here and say that again to our faces?!

[@capitansunbeam]

Thanks for playing this game! This was one of the games that I really wanted to see you play and I loved watching you enjoy it!

[@stalememe3305]

I've been playing Paper Mario TTYD's 1-hour challenge randomizer for a little while now and seeing Crump's Chapter 7 boss room at 2:15:15 made me physically recoil in fear. Having to attempt this guy at low-level is not what I would call a fair fight.

[@maxledoux3842]

Didn't know the developers of this game had a dragon foot fetish

[@dallor09]

this game is by far the most wild mario game

[@Door227]

Wait till you play bowsers inside story, the entire plot revolves around vore

[@Squeakypupper]

At the beginning of this video, I predicted that he would NEVER be able to superguard or perform a stylish. Good on you Mr. Rumble Tumble for proving me wrong... but for FUCKS SAKE why couldn't you be bad at games for once. Now I owe someone 200 bucks and they're coming to break my kneecaps.

[@zomedome1663]

I liked the part where he said "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" , was the most sincere message I've heard in years.

[@Grab_001]

i still can't get over how great his avatar is. Shenpai does an amazing job as making cute avatars

[@proplaystowin]

I cant believe mario literally beat the transphobia out of beldem

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

Mario won’t-a let you bully-a Vivian! Wahoo!

[@bookreaderman6715]

I'd been seeing a lot about Vivian being trans but due to the location I was seeing it I thought is somewhat likely that it wasn't really there in the game, but nope it is in fact just there good on Nintendo for that

[@clowntown3]

​@@bookreaderman6715 it was implied in the original Japanese version I think but taken out of the english translation, I'm so happy that it's without a doubt cannon now

[@aspennntree]

wh. when does this happen? was i not paying attention??

[@birdup1_2]

@@aspennntreeyes you weren’t paying attention it’s when she joins the party when Mario becomes shadowy that it’s told

[@Autistic-Cheese]

Paper Mario and the 1000 milliseconds it took for rt to decline the tutorial

[@jam_plays_games]

He LOVES making three hour videos on Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

[@theholyketchup6445]

I still wonder what's at the bottom of the Pit of the 100 trials. Perhaps it is ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

[@MariOmor1]

13:34 "Why don't they use the paper aesthetic in these games" They literally leaned HARD into it for the past three games (Sticker Star, Color Splash and Origami King) Also RT's Puni Elder voice sounds like Von Karma

[@onionninja5554]

Oh no, he’s spreading! Von Karma NO!

[@beast7842]

The fact doopliss steals names to steal identities has convinced me that that ghost is fae.

[@SesshyLover777]

Okay I'm not very far in, but the eyebrows joke is actually good in Japanese. Mayuge (mah-you-gay) is how you say eyebrows in Japanese so he just got Mario wrong twice in one sentence by also calling him Murphy 😅

[@grantcooper5799]

When someone's mom says a girl looks cute so they call her eyebrows in Japanese

[@TheLegendArtorias]

YOOOOO this is my absolute FAVORITE game and I'm so stoked to see one of my favorite content creators giving it some love! :)

[@ThylineTheGay]

@TheLegendArtorias LOVES this game

[@TheLegendArtorias]

@@ThylineTheGay 😂

[@wittymr8734]

Movie length RT vids are the best

[@kirbykraftgames]

Love how he got so excited over the scripted Shine Sprite Bingo during the Shadow Queen fight

[@harribo2323]

42:22 WAIT, HOW THE HELL HAVE I PLAYED THROUGH THIS GAME TWICE AND NOT KNOWN ABOUT THAT SHOP?!

[@Creature_of_the_Land]

Its a floor below the 100 jabbi room

[@harribo2323]

@@Creature_of_the_Land kk ty

[@pointydev]

32:48 Another victory for the British Museum.

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

I woke up to “I mean Cawf” why are birds talking about renewable energy sources

[@MrSpartan993]

Idk. Why ARNT you?!

[@TsarAlexei29]

RT's Puny Elder voice sounds like a Jimmy Stewart impression, and this is now canon voice casting in my brain.

[@m-w-x8859]

Lucky the game takes place when it does. "The 873 Year Door" just doesn't have the same ring to it

[@XellosNi]

"How about the 776 Year Old Door?" "Nah, the overseas audience wouldn't get the reference."

[@kameronjohnson3888]

A wild thracia fan! How rare!

[@avalonplemel8933]

"The 413 year old door?" "Nah, that won't be out for another 5 years."

[@BlizzBlu]

1:44:32 I don't know whether Dan is the only one who noticed (since he said "very cheeky"), but this is a direct reference to the Famicom Disk System that only released in Japan - it's the startup screen!

[@thatchillasian8924]

He LOVES getting One Million Dollars.

[@epicgamerzfail4575]

The only shame is not seeing RT go through the pit, but otherwise was an enjoyable set of streams

[@theivoryguy2476]

Especially since he met the pre requisites for Him But he probably would've checked out at the first half of it anyways 😔

[@JustinJarzab]

The glitz pit is basically the junior version of the 100 trials pit, and considering the fact that he originally quit the game bc of chapter 3... Yeah, there was no way

[@friedtoads13]

@@JustinJarzabidk why he can't do it man bc he played persona 5 and grinded momentos like a madman 😂 well to each their own

[@JustinJarzab]

@@friedtoads13 Mementos lets you instakill lower level enemies, so it was just a quick run through each floor. Also, it's split into multiple mini sections, so you don't have to do them all at once (100 trials is 100 floors of mostly weaker enemies. The new enemies in the final 20ish floors are reskins) 100 trials could have been spiced up had there been more random events other than the mover, and/or bosses thrown into the mix

[@whachamacallit5864]

2:21:27 RT hits the One Frame Input on Power Bounce

[@zachbicknase2275]

it was so crazy seeing RT do this normally. When I played my first time, I completed the Pit of 100 Trials before the Glitzpit, so I was overpowered for the rest of the entire game. The only reason why I did it was because of that one side quest where you have to find the toad father in the pit. By the time I found him I thought, "I'm already down here, might as well go as far as possible"