Papers, Please: The Anthem (Main Theme with lyrics!)

[@jorjicostava5410]

Glory to Artstotzka

[@user-dl8rl8oz3s]

Jorji Costava cause no trouble

[@dragossirghi6279]

COBRASTAN

[@remllana1067]

*D E T A I N E D*

[@prestongarvey2599]

Access Granted Cause No Trouble

[@joshepstalin8118]

Cause no trouble

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

"Child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy" Holy shit this is so true xD

[@chasesmith240]

I like how he makes mother in law sound like the worst

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

Chase Smith Who the fuck cares about their MIL?

[@sofrik9715]

what is wrong with his profile picture ?

[@elainecummins4265]

McGoldenblade IKR

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

@@mcgoldenblade4765 she will make you care and shows you why they call her the battle axe

[@sirankleknocker3122]

"Cause no Trouble." With Subtitles: "Cause no Chopper." *_Jorji summons a Ka-38 Alligator_*

[@kenjitempest8122]

When you deny Jorji accidentally with all the right papers

[@aidendenham1605]

Why not summon the Ka-50 Black shark

[@scythe960]

Here’s what that helicopter looks like if anybody is wondering kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@inaki5989]

@@scythe960 you fool, i memorized the link

[@hi_imken8860]

@@scythe960 nice try

[@verdellium]

Me during history finals: you got this, remember what is fact and what is fiction My head the entire time:

[@jacobc8036]

Least you have a firm grasp of what it was like to be part of the Soviet Union.

[@kinnidy-i-guess]

Can you explain why in all the questions you answered Denied or detain?

[@Brecconable]

@@kinnidy-i-guess I can explain everything... *You are under arrest.*

[@Zaner10]

I can relate I'm supposed to be studyimg

[@Emperormonkeman]

@@kinnidy-i-guess reasons my comrade… border hopper not tolerated… must have passport… nation is clean and not want foreigners ravaging land

[@Patrickyang100]

child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy... LOL

[@chubbyGrimblr]

Uuugh.

[@andrewmichael9614]

when I thought this song is just a serious song :v

[@kingthicc8411]

i dont get it

[@lucasgorrie8568]

The Flaming Trident It's a mechanic of the video game this is from, but if you play it (which I highly suggest you do) you'll get the joke

[@kingthicc8411]

lucas Gorrie can u tell me

[@diegostime9634]

Well, the situation is not that bad “Mother-in-law healthy” Me: Yeah, we’ve got a huge problem

[@TheDankBoi69]

in latin american culture the mother-in-law is stereotyped as nosey and bossy

[@sassas1487]

@@TheDankBoi69 why latin america?

[@EYCualquiera]

@@sassas1487 because is true

[@jakubsloup3877]

@@TheDankBoi69 Not only in latin America.

[@TheGamerAtticus]

Roses are red, From Afghan to Iraq, The day was cut short, By a terrorist attack.

[@mexicomapper83]

lmao

[@roninho9569]

Roses are red Comunism too

[@mexicomapper83]

@@roninho9569 not funny

[@pandoratheclay]

Roses are red Arstotzkan flag is too Better watch out for execution Out of the blue

[@arstotzka8628]

So true

[@incandescent06]

You have been arrested for providing false information about Glorious Arstotzka. The penalty is death. Your family will be questioned about their involvement. Goodbye inspector. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.

[@fernandograca8596]

Oh no, the memories

[@Petrovich-sh7pi]

"Maybe its best you come with me"

[@hussainbensafar1808]

[This Message Was Approved by the Ministry of Admission] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@polarispulsar]

Protect the border. Uphold the nation. Just has an epic feel to it

[@OttoTheJebediah]

The Pumpkin Magician of ordination u mean? CC

[@fhplaysroblox8946]

@Cemil Abi no gloey to fhstotsahf

[@fhplaysroblox8946]

@Cemil Abi or fh vill

[@rarex3781]

Yeah that part makes the whole song so much cooler

[@Brecconable]

My Inner Grenzer *INTENSIFIES*

[@darthvader9475]

Arstotzka best country, no Passport nedded?

[@jericb]

Hmmmm.... MAKE NO TROUBLE

[@darthvader9475]

+Rawr Glory Greatest Country Here... 10 Arstotzkandollar's

[@twocasualgamerstv4330]

+Marius You mean credits?

[@darthvader9475]

+Two Casual Gamers TV No, Arstotzkandollars

[@mjorn4081]

+Marius Kreditz?

[@haterandhated5074]

101 Kolechians, 102 EZICs and 1 Mother-in-law disliked this masterpiece

[@maximumshades3164]

Gonna want to update that bud

[@ahumanistpotato]

She just won't die, will she?

[@bigbrother7604]

There were never any dislikes. - M. Vonel

[@alex25509]

Others are Republia scum

[@sovietonion1169]

The "Life is hard. Please god help me" Really felt bad for the guy talking

[@itzreaps]

Anyone noticed the 'ugh' at 'Mother-In-Law healthy'

[@saidemajou6600]

Spirit me

[@silasmcgee3647]

ThatGamerOfKZbin lol

[@paulzinger9316]

Spirit YEAH WE ALL HATE MOTHER IN LAW EVEN JAY HATES MOTHER IN LAW

[@Coda-Cola]

I thinks its more of a ohh or a ugh

[@Oduah-358]

yeah!

[@stairwaytokevin]

My favorite parts are from 0:00 to 1:43.

[@SolsanaSolarist]

Wow I missed that place

[@sarags211916]

Same

[@omaralejandro2425]

the whole video lel

[@alinek2289]

since 1:34 there is no anthem.

[@abdelhafidcherfaoui4979]

cool, i loved that part

[@Sierrawavemp4]

Me: I'm 5'8 Inspector: It says here 5'9 Me: I just drank champagne Inspector: one moment please DETAINED

[@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228]

@@abcdefghijk_aaa scanner

[@tes_ytpme]

Inspector: So, your duration to stay? Inspector too, but looking in my passpürt: _Duration: 3 month_ Me: Umm, 3 month? Inspector: Purporse? Inspector(looking in my pp): _Purporse: Unknown_ Me: Work. Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG! Me: Damn, I forgot my work permit ... Stop, what? Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG! Me: But you read this information from the PASSPORT! Inspector: THE PURPOSE IS CALLED WRONG! Me, looking in the passport: Uhh. Also me: I'm sorry, I don’t know why I came here. Inspüctor: _[Granted]_ Cause not trouble.

[@TemperateGreenBananaClassic]

No it would say “it’s a natural difference” like the temperature changes you height

[@KevinDunbar]

I thought you said you drank shampoo.

[@boimeme.]

He scans furst

[@lukescott5938]

anyone who disliked is a Kolechian

[@lukescott5938]

dark Bloo Me?

[@daddysaso]

Luke Scott He's talking about those Kolechians.

[@lukescott5938]

Tommy Good because im a proud Astozkan

[@daddysaso]

Luke Scott Glory to Arstotzka!

[@andrewthegoat9383]

Luke Scott: man, 150 kolechians. glory to arstotzka

[@zacky1010]

You seriously approved Jorji's fake passport? M.O.A. Citation Corbastan is not a real country.

[@1r587]

M.O.A. Citation You misspelled Cobrastan.

[@zacky1010]

1r5Drooodle It is my mistake. *Leaves Booth*

[@memeinquisitor9171]

Jorji is a true Arstotzka citizen

[@aleksanderkarczewski753]

Zack Y Jorji is very cool guy.

[@maksymcazymir1727]

Jorji best friend. He can into Arstotzka! Arstotzka best country!

[@pilotmanpaul]

*Gives me a Passport made out of Crayons after waiting in line for hours* _Seems legit._

[@12aguilera]

Yessirr

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

115 Kolechians disliked this video. 5,900 Arstotzkans liked this video. Glory to Cobrastan.

[@specialunit0428]

ALL WILL BOW BEFORE GLORIOUS UNITED FEDERATION

[@kaiserbeaver1980]

Cobrastan and Arstotzka must become best friends.

[@JustJoshReal]

M.O.A Citation [MOA] stamp only to be used on official docs. Cobrastan is not a real country WARNING ISSUED, NO PENALTY

[@user-if1rc5si8r]

498 EZIC members*

[@thesovietflaganthemguy2344]

This is just another puppet state of USSR

[@TereziPyrope413]

Mother-In-Law healthy, that got me xD

[@ezicorderofthestar2984]

Phillip Ebert *What's a mother-in-law?*

[@jinig4833]

mother-in-law= every man's Stalin XD

[@ezicorderofthestar2984]

*I'm serious. what's a Mother-in-law?*

[@brendonmakesthosehighheels838]

Ezic Order of the star If you marry, your wife's/husband's mother will be your mother-in-law.

[@ezicorderofthestar2984]

Frisk *Oh?*

[@maxcommentator997]

"Child is dead, wife is sick, mother in law healthy" - My typical Papers, Please gameplay without Ezic present.

[@Cardboardtank]

0:00: Hmmm... Not the best I've heard 1:10: *Beat drops* Holy shit this is Great! GLORY TO ARSTOSKA!

[@justaguyhavingfun4121]

Nice

[@gopniksquathd9563]

[This comment is removed by the Arstotzkan Government] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@socialistrepublicofargonia8901]

@@gopniksquathd9563 oh man

[@Geoffrey6_]

This what i hate in this frikin zoomers A music is good, or not one little thing can't change it

[@wouldyourather6105]

@@Geoffrey6_ well everyone has a favorite part of some song. And based on that alone it may change how they feel about that song.

[@joshuacorbally510]

" Sons Dead, wife is sick and MOTHER IN LAW IS HEALTHY " Lol..

[@thepcmaster7671]

"UGH"

[@FilmBucket]

My memory is normally terrible but I've vividly remembered a lot of this song's lyrics.

[@Vnx]

The song is catchy. I only recently got the game, but I never had to look up the issuing city when it was one of the three mentioned in this song.

[@BAGGY_305]

Glory to Arstotska

[@innerpeacehh]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@hiax1932]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!! GREATEST COUNTRY!!!

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

ARSTOTZKA IS GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

[@ecksdee6700]

DEATH TO KOLESIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@atticusnewsome7218]

MOTHER PROUD!!!

[@animeman1062]

Glory to. Asrtotzka we must protect border and motherland nobody shall pass without passport and entry permit comrades we must rise and protect motherland

[@modatramvayii]

FOR KOLECHİA (KABOOOMMMM)

[@theskygod4522]

Plz send help. I've become addicted to listening to this song. I'm singing it all day and humming it in my sleep friends have abandoned me Glory to artstozka

[@mikepaul2289]

I haven't abandoned you :3

[@theskygod4522]

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

[@Mrstealth93]

The Sky GodArstotzka never abandons its citizens. Unless its citizens from the Altan district.

[@OttoVonGarfield]

The Sky God In arstotzka, you need no friend, arstotzka only friend you need. Otherwise you get citation.

[@Forgotten_Melody]

+max larsen Well said! Glory to Arstotzka!

[@noelblack8159]

Wanna hear a joke? Freedom

[@MeemingStar]

;)

[@Teodor2003Vieru]

I laught😂

[@writerforcedragon2066]

So dark!!

[@RealMicsta]

There needs to be a play about this universe. because this would be one of the greatest openings in the world of theatre

[@yarraidalg]

Minecraft4N00bs64 I'm already writing one

[@gcm_uk]

Arstotrix Young tell me more

[@jadeo24ja34]

💋💖💝💄👠👓👢👚👗👝👙👛📕💒💐💎💍👰👨💌💍💎💐💒⌛⏳🚺🚺

[@jadeo24ja34]

kuuhkkjopuyjjughjkhjnkijko. kkkjkk. nnn. kkklolklkljkjjkjkj!llñknkj. jjkkkkkkkkkkloñoihk

[@-dusan5726]

I have the perfect accent if that ever happens

[@CuboydMC]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GREATEST COUNTRY!!

[@xXx_zabloing_xXx]

ARSTOTZKA THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD

[@agenta.t.p6742]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@Wane34565]

𝑮𝑳𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑻𝑶 𝑨𝑹𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑻𝒁𝑲𝑨

[@DrLeckon]

GLORY TO KOLECHIA

[@Wane34565]

NO KOLECHIANS ALOUD IN ARTSOSTKA

[@maurizionotangelo1764]

jorji: aarstotzka is so great pasport is not needed right? inspector: passport is needed jorji: *presents fake passport* inspector: this is fake *denid* jorji: presents *new true passport* inspector: you need a ticktet jorji: *shows legit ticket* inspector: now you need a entey permit jorji* gets evrything correctly* inspector: good wait you have drugs on you?! *detained* jorji: *comes back eith evrything LEGIT* inspector: *garanted* jorji: here take my passport and read this this will help you immigrate away from here inspector: thanks moral jorji is a FUCKING HERO

[@ГармашОлексей-ь4ь]

@@maurizionotangelo1764 Wait did u answered for your own comment?

[@maurizionotangelo1764]

oh shit

[@maurizionotangelo1764]

diidnt saw that

[@themangledwither]

Also final day jorji come give you money and say he stop selling drugs jorji fix life

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Jorji is part of Ezik?

[@outsiderredhead]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way they say "Lesrenadi". That accent is amazing!!

[@yarraidalg]

outsiderredhead Lesrenadi is sooo cool

[@Lp-gn5hx]

I think Metalcanyon's version is more the national anthem. This, i feel, is the anthem for the common worker in Arstotska. Both are great in their own way.

[@ShadowOfCicero]

Yeah, I think the titles say it all. This one is the "Papers, Please" anthem (that is, the game's anthem), while Metal Canyon's is truly the Arstotzkan anthem.

[@Lp-gn5hx]

point taken

[@molecule_x920]

Metalcanyons is good but I feel the first part was ripped off of the kazahkstan national anthem from borat

[@ItsAstie]

No shit, this is best. Glory to arstotzka.

[@fluffboll5648]

Well, doi.

[@TheGloriousNationofArstotzka]

We enjoy your cover of our glorious anthem. Knew giving permission was good idea. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@WOKEchair]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@CallumLowe318]

The 163 dislikes are from kolenchians

[@levvy3006]

Communism will win

[@AppyCake]

now 615 they are getting out of hand

[@capt_noo]

who are these *koleNchians*

[@Steve1766]

@@levvy3006 democracy ftw communism is trash

[@Steve1766]

@@stuntbear repubican scum auto - generated subtitles : republished cop

[@saymyname9103]

You are the best ! Arstotzka is the best !

[@WendiGonerLH]

Hey jorji, how are things in Cobrastan?

[@Mrstealth93]

Jorji CostavaHi there, Jorji. Gotten out of Arstotzkan jail to do more trades?

[@game2life506]

Why didn't I detain you...?

[@saintsbroyo5320]

Kolechia is the best! *runs at border with bomb*

[@ezicorderofthestar2984]

saintsbro yo *For the Order!*

[@can_yusuf]

I'm addict this music

[@DemoDaBoi]

@@averagefirearmenthusiastil914 Ey i'm you're nation

[@JasonKoolz]

how to know if you are a true arstotzkan step one :watch the video step two :memorize how many times you watched this video if its more than 30, you're a true arstotzkan if below 5, you're a kolechian if within 6-15, you're from a neighbouring country that is not arstotzka or kolechia

[@heminglu7335]

Jason kool Or Ezic

[@baran7990]

this was my 29th time arstotzka wait for me

[@sir.phantom215]

well shit im full blood arstotzkan...

[@nimmahajan7687]

OBRISTAN

[@oddkill3539]

Im somthing above a True Arstotzkan... i have watched this about 347 times XD

[@jello4076]

Glory to Arstotzka! Glory to Arstotzka! Glory to Arstotzka! This game and this song has ranked among my very favorites xD Just something about it has some appeal that I find unable to resist Glory to Arstotzka! Glory to Arstotzka! Glory to Arstotzka!

[@jakubwagner669]

Glory to The new Arstorzka

[@xXxChillesAGamesRobloxxXx]

+JacketCrazy Glory to Cobrastan.

[@agenta.t.p6742]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! SIR!

[@batko4426]

I think you cant resist the fact that it contains nudity

[@maklavmakedonluka3338]

I sang alone at the "Glory to Arstotzka" Part Parents Thought Im Crazy.

[@diegomegaides9292]

You gain shiny plaque

[@Nurriek]

Goodness, I love Jorji. Such a sweet little drug dealer.

[@dotjretion]

IS DRUGS! -*Jorji Costava*

[@andrijamandic4200]

Jretion ???

[@bennettwoody5180]

Me: what is this Jorji: Is drugs!

[@supersniper2869]

when Vince Lestrade comes i be like (1:07)

[@kaiserwilhelmii3154]

0:46 Open Subtitle “charlies dead” well that explains that Charlie Chaplin had been executed by the Arstotzkan Government.

[@88Spectator777]

Agreed brother

[@linnwill6316]

Guess what, at the end of the song it says in captions it says something about school

[@kujojotaro4579]

WTF YOU RIGHT MAN !

[@deathtrooperbonzai4931]

To our school old scar

[@arakihirohiko6122]

Okay, boomer Emperor.

[@jinig4833]

Don't you mean, *Czech* all Papers, *Finnish* after dark XD

[@fobba9639]

please dont reproduce

[@Gamerguy826]

Go to gulag.

[@kabroo6495]

LMAO

[@mareoio4141]

Excuse me what the blin

[@generalgrievous3133]

*geography reference?*

[@PolluxaC]

Clearly a masterpiece. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@mantaskarpas4043]

I wish that song was on spotify

[@recycleman975]

Wanna Break From the Aughhh

[@mrmeowmeow1031]

I smell the stench of Kolechians in the comments. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@GreatQueenFan]

MrMeowMeow binding of isaac and papers please. that's my kind of combination.

[@yarraidalg]

MrMeowMeow or maybe their butthurt

[@muhammedsoofi4971]

MrMeowMeow KOLECHIA THE BEST COUNTRY

[@evrycs]

[phone](DIGITS OF PI)

[@crixtionn]

when i first heard this song, i thought it said: GLOOORY TO ARSTOOOOOOOOOOOSKAAAAAA **slams papers onto desk** **angry face** CAUSE NO TROUBLEEEEEEEE

[@xdlucky183]

Man with passport from Impor but issued Lesrenadi disliked this video

[@stef..6789]

1:03 actually has happened to me! :P

[@TrueLuizFalse]

+Stefan Dijkstra Can you explain what you mean?

[@stef..6789]

True Luiz​ In my playtrough I had a man with a passport from Impor, but his issuing city was Lesrenadi xD

[@MoondropSimulacra]

ah... must be detained

[@caiolovisottocalazanschave1750]

Stefan Dijkstra to me its 0:44

[@Gamer-dl3ms]

Caio Lovisotto haha

[@draguu10_]

Congratulations. The October secret lottery is complete. Your name was pulled. You are granted access to this file, which contains most of the secrets that are in this video. Glory to Arstotzka. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The "man" at 1:05 has a M on her passport, but is actually a woman. The Arstotzkan logo at the end is actually the old one. (not sure about that, but seen a lot of new logos everywhere.) If you get no citations, you get a diffrent plaque - for excellence. As seen in the Papers, Please wiki, "Class 5 is "the best a worker can have"", so the phrase at 1:25 is false. @edit - Gg, one of the twitters of stuntbear is @ABigFatIdiot. heh. @edit 2 - Also, I don't get the "Republian scum!" part, as Arstotzka was in war and generaly Arstotzkans hate Kolechians. @edit 3 (wow) - Apparently, Jorji's passport expires in 2013.10.1, so a couple of days after the release of this video. ---- Did I find all the secrets? Or are those just mistakes? Lemme know, pls.

[@ahlyae]

--_TheDrago_-- this is late, but Republian scum is because Lesrenadi is a Republian issued city, not one from Impor.

[@Senakifxy]

They needed a fucking rithim you nerd

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

I'm assuming the class four retirement dwelling is a reward for protecting the country

[@leyIey]

0:25 this working pass is fake

[@KnedlikMCPE]

Class 6 is the best WORKER can have, if you retire you no longer work

[@Sewerslider]

Papers Please is a legendary game, its atmosphere, core premise, characters, it pulled those off splendidly. The developers made a game about stamping passports intense, and to an extent emotional. It's one of my favourite games due to those things above, i hope this game will be remembered throughout the decades to come.

[@Trash_prince]

Wow that was actually pretty good

[@theskygod4522]

Turn back now I'm addicted to this song

[@mikepaul2289]

The Sky God I know you :3...

[@WalterJrWhite-ii3mz]

Furries are almost as bad as kolechians.

[@redemption9593]

Ive watched this about 10 times today

[@stuntbear]

thank you Tombo

[@redemption9593]

No problem Burry

[@karlispoudziunas9288]

I watched this 20 times of arstotzka

[@tricky821]

For me 20 times

[@sarags211916]

Amature

[@Costava_Jorji]

Arstozka great country! No need passport! Right?

[@Wertex_F-19]

Ваши документы.

[@Costava_Jorji]

@@Wertex_F-19 Какие документы?

[@bygonewonders]

DETAINED!!!!

[@Costava_Jorji]

@@bygonewonders nooooo! Why don't you like my passport? I made it myself!

[@bygonewonders]

@@Costava_Jorji where is your entry permit?

[@rowansteyn8822]

(subtitles on) 0:44 "30 days no food who I choose to eat" hahahahhah XD

[@itskelson751]

lmao

[@taxavoider9889]

I almost choked reading that

[@Handhandme]

hmmm, ill eat my son 😂😂

[@-yoshikage--kira-7100]

actually it said 30 days no food why? I choose the heat

[@GeoffFree]

(Subtitles)

[@_tyrannus]

Wow, the title had me expect something I'd dislike, but it's actually an excellent job. :)

[@stuntbear]

+turarwanaa why would you dislike it because of the title, not a fan of papers please?

[@_tyrannus]

Quite the opposite, I find that Papers Please's music and general lore is a pinnacle of good minimalism, which had me fear this would be quite overdone and denaturing it. In the end I was wrong !

[@kubzscoutblizzard3621]

this is papers please in a nutshell

[@mairokindasus8807]

Yeah it's the main theme with lyrics. Every main theme in anything that has lyrics is just the thing in a nutshell.

[@unclethomas914]

@@mairokindasus8807 amog us reference?

[@dantecontreras887]

@@unclethomas914 how is that an among us reference?

[@mistertibbs472]

This needs more publicity.

[@mr.blobbo3187]

Subtitles at the end: Glory to our school!

[@vedrane0]

Schools be like: homework, please

[@albinskywalker]

My subtitles said: Only to our school!

[@barsy.7809]

355 people who disliked are Kolechians.

[@AppyCake]

its 615 they are getting out of hand

[@Kir536]

They broke threw the border!

[@modatramvayii]

YES FOR KOLECHİA

[@modatramvayii]

@@BaranNrl aaa bende Türk

[@johnmolina3050]

You have been caught using an inappropriate Ending to our glorious Anthem. The penalty is Death in Grestin Prison. The safety of your KZbin Channel is unknown to this day. Another KZbinr will replace you. Glory to Arstotska.

[@21karate43]

Everytime i hear the ending with "Glory to Artstozka!" I got goosebumps :)

[@EvanMichaelRobbins]

Approved by the M.O.A. You get promotion inspector, congratulations. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@mvgKINGBEAMING82]

0:46 bro that’s a feel

[@AlexanderMystery]

This is the best version on the Internet!!! It should be in the game lol

[@nutsdeez3947]

0:10 Germans be like

[@Sean-hn1vt]

Arstotzka takes place in East Germany so yeah makes sense

[@SchmittPlaythroughFR]

Cause no trouble.

[@jokubasplayz9068]

Schmitt Lenin Please get that profile picture off.

[@LandaPanda8]

@@jokubasplayz9068 ??? They can use whatever they want.

[@arstotzkanofficer4956]

I am National Arstozkan official. Sing National Anthem with Arstozkan officers! ''From east grestin To orvech vonor...

[@comradedimitry1349]

+Arstozkan Officer The Order Remembers

[@balancer9741]

"Working, is highest honor."

[@minecraft29853]

"Our Labor Lottery"

[@amounaghazal5379]

+Arstotskan Officer improve aconomey

[@muskyreddy8455]

Kolechians they see

[@frankmorrison475]

[This comment was removed by Arstotzkan Government.] [Glory to Arstotzka.] [Greatest Country.] [Mother Proud.]

[@katyschubert6736]

10 years and still a bop

[@depressedentityytyoutubech8934]

Without captions: Glory to arstotzka With captions: Only to our school old scar!

[@ICE_granie]

this was made 9 years ago, and its still good. Glory To Arstotzka!

[@DrawerEd]

Glory to arstotzka.

[@dave4253]

lyrics because yes From East Grestin, to Orvech Vonor. Working. Is highest honor. Our labor lottery, improve economy. Kolechians, they see. All of them want to be. Check all papers, finish after dark. No citations. Reward: Shiny Plaque. Must make money, Many things I need. 30 Days, no food. Why I choose heat? Life is hard, please God help me. Child is dead. Wife is sick. Mother-In-Law healthy. Desk very messy, Situation dire. Mix up passport, with pink vice flyer. Border always crazy. Stories very funny. Man with passport from impor. But issued lesrenadi. (Was not born yesterday, Republia scum!) Citizen must do his duty. Quelling population. Protect border. Uphold the nation. If citizen preform his duty with no complication. Citizen retire with a Class 4 dwelling habitation. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA (Cause no trouble.)

[@supersniper2869]

1:25 (subtitles on): it is a retired with a gospel dwelling of a dejan

[@cope2217]

I said everyone is Serb but nobody belives me

[@russelliwaniec9061]

Hello inspector, We have audited your activities for the past 20 years. There are some anomalies. But you have served arstostka well. We will overlook these small transgressions. You have been cleared of any suspicion. Glory to Arstostka

[@thattasone]

No \:

[@Gamer__Panda]

Still to this day I remember the lyrics word for word. This song is powerful

[@emmanueldalmacio5052]

I like the ending when they said GLORY TO ARSTOOOOOTZKA

[@allenlowman5478]

Lol me to

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

You know you're too good when you know the issuing cities by heart

[@TheUFO98]

i like the "Desk very messy.Situation dire" fragment

[@cheekibreekicykablyat630]

GLORY TO ARTOTSKA

[@iliasszennati173]

U look russian

[@ToasterAndBread]

Every few years I randomly remember this exists, and I am so thankful it does. Wish it was on spotify 😂

[@Ahmetyavas34]

"Mother-in-law healthy"

[@HORRIOR1]

Play this at x1.5 speed, and you get a drinking song XD

[@deadchannel8498]

Do x2

[@deadchannel8498]

Or x 0.5

[@Autonate_42]

+HORRIOR you should try it a 2x speed

[@HORRIOR1]

#elitegamer person Who says I haven't?

[@Autonate_42]

fare point

[@WOKEchair]

10 years? Can't believe it.

[@anubs9528]

for some reason I can't stop watching it glory to New Arstotzka and the order

[@ham2x2]

+Tio Vault boy glory to NEW Arstotzka!

[@anubs9528]

Jakub Nowak exactly

[@subscribeordiefukyou]

+Tio Vault boy (E.Z.I.C guy) Wait did we meet in an Undertale vines video? Smth like that? wow nice to meet you in a different vid

[@anubs9528]

+C488 yup coincidence happens

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

EZIC AGENT *_DETAINDETAINDETAINDETAINDETAIN_*

[@-Faris-]

I’ve waited in line for so long during Alpha Papers Please this song is drilled into my head

[@skye2456]

Still listen to this a lot even tho its from 7 years ago

[@diegocastro8107]

Its been 8 years and still know this song,glory to artstotzka

[@HeyCalebFucio]

No ads This good Keep good work

[@jackstork716]

"Mother In-Law healthy!" XD

[@Joick100]

ikr lol

[@davelabonte7806]

WAS NOT BORN YESTERDAY

[@IndyCarFan265]

REPUBLIA SCUM!

[@evoryanalvaro2404]

Ussr: this is like my anthem

[@axel4896]

ONE OF THE BEST I EVER HEARD

[@DirtBikeBoy5ive]

Turn on captions. Thank me later.

[@MyWigStudio]

Mister Tabel it doesn’t help

[@omega2194]

Cause no Chopper!

[@kysnaros]

Only to our school oh hell nooo

[@JitenderKumar-rp4lu]

Thank you very much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nasseralharbi5528]

THANKS YOU

[@goncaguluzun5071]

Oof... this old game... i loved this game and i played it.I MISS THE PAPERS PLEASE TREND

[@user4250]

ENTRY NOT GUARANTEED. HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS READY.

[@TapdotWater]

You have been approved. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@saymyname9103]

You are the best ! Arstotzka is the best !

[@Crif3]

This still goes extremely hard, my top 1 favorite game!

[@hiax1932]

this song made me remember that East Grestin and Orvech Vonor were both in Arstotzka while actually playing XD

[@zaikkiaz3113]

Mother-In-Law HEALTHY!!! Just freakin' great and hilarious