Papers Please: The Musical

[@aidyplays1013]

I find it incredibly hilarious how the Ezic Agent just passively aggressively leans on the booth table waiting for the inspector to finish talking about his midlife crisis.

[@tangomango9993]

Yeah

[@lucycox1833]

Fr lol 😂

[@ivycarroll3781]

Hey us revolutionaries are nothing if not patient with our oppressed siblings in arms

[@OfficialDoctorHawk]

@@ivycarroll3781 Quite right.

[@JesusPlsSaveMe]

​@@tangomango9993 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

[@shaheenbekk]

i like how every new protocol they're just describing the guy who works there

[@conflictbrooks]

That's why he's so concerned lol

[@tgtdtmaa]

hes overweight, he has a beard, and hes probably from antegria

[@Honeybee19109]

@@tgtdtmaa canonically, the inspector is from Arstokza

[@lory742G]

@@Honeybee19109 I thought he was from Nirsk, is that in Arstotzka?

[@Honeybee19109]

@@lory742G Yeah, I think so

[@marmooz]

I can’t help but notice wanted poster in back, just want to reassure my friends here that that is not me. Glory!

[@rickypedia999]

I'd like to imagine you and the people at the border (and the security officers) are on a first name basis by this point.

[@zbeqju]

MR POTATO MAN

[@kayquinn9439]

I doubt that

[@ofurious587]

The last time i saw you was at camp with a sick gaming rig, i was the one with a laptop. Still have you as friends on steam.

[@todaycuber9115]

this is like the third time i've seen you

[@Ministerofentertainingcontent]

“Every woman, child, and man from antegria is banned” is my personal favorite line it just sounds so good

[@botskills9172]

Same

[@thatonetanker1436]

Agreed, for some reason it’s so casual yet imposing

[@randunker]

In game it was impor that was banned

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@randunker "Deny any, rich and poor, if they're coming from Impor"

[@Logan-m2h]

​@@NerdyCatCoffeeeeunless they have bribes

[@Pokefan462]

Apparently harmless, but recently married woman: Nope, entry DENIED. Highly suspicious hooded figure that is vocal about bringing down the government: Lemme sing a bit, but yeah, APPROVED

[@kingtreedede7303]

Xavier Gillmer they provided cash

[@oceanman7176]

King Treedede different person

[@OK-yy6qz]

If you're going to Get thrown in Jail you might as well take the Government With you

[@theyarentsane]

#RacismHappenThere

[@Cookiethrowingmaster]

realistically, he should be approving NOBODY. since everyone has incorrect stuff

[@arthurthefella]

2:45 that explosion sound is one of those suicide bombers. “FOR KOLECHIA”

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Kolechian dogs! >:(

[@accentillia8116]

Heck you kolechians!

[@arstotzkathebest2639]

@@accentillia8116 Glory to Kolechia

[@30.panduadithamawisnuputra79]

@@MRDamDann obviously a fake passport

[@lindylou538]

Idiot kolechians you wouldn't be here without Arstoska

[@lilhoody3020]

*"I've got some lives to take!"* Security Man: 'More concerned on giving back their passport'

[@youtuberextraordinaire8152]

The russians on KZbin are offended

[@youtuberextraordinaire8152]

∆ I I This guy

[@Starlight-ff9tu]

KZbinr Extraordinaire assuming there was deleted comment?

[@youtuberextraordinaire8152]

No

[@speci4lforce]

2:45 *Explosion in background*

[@redninja0078]

Plot twist: The beard was not asking to get in, he was simply giving the gatekeeper a marshmallow for working so hard.

[@vedrane0]

Imagine spending money to get to Arstotzka to give a gatekeeper a marshmallow

[@redninja0078]

@@vedrane0 The beard can somehow be in several fictional universes by some miracle, I’m pretty sure he could be there in a flash.

[@tgtdtmaa]

i would definitely let the beard in if it gave me a marshmallow if i worked there

[@fenriswolflp-verlierenmits5952]

Is that thing´s name really "the beard"? I always wondered what it is. It looks, sounds and acts like Cousin ITT from the Addams Family, so I always called it ITT.

[@redninja0078]

@@fenriswolflp-verlierenmits5952 No, no, he has a point

[@managainsttime-g7v]

“Papers, please and we’ll get you on your way.” “Papers, please or you will not be allowed.” “Papers, please or I’ll have you thrown in jail.” He just gets more and more fed up with these people.

[@eadweard2214]

I know right

[@tarniabook3076]

Just like in the actual game!

[@hiralpatel5402]

Yeah

[@arthurthefella]

They are adding more rules and he’s getting tired of following them

[@skeletastic309]

Pretty accurate. "Sorry sir, I've gotta pay for my son's medicine again. DETAINED." sums up the latter half of the game.

[@kimberlymann8224]

"Papers please" *gives marshmallow* "That's it I quit"

[@Ducks892]

Kimberly Mann, look at my posted comment...

[@chasington5102]

TenMcClock are you in the rebellion?

[@TheCanary.]

Kimberly Mann Lol

[@amyallen1361]

“It’s sugar paper!”

[@danielmclatchie2053]

“Ooh” (Translation; I promise this is my ID)

[@Inky_88]

i really love how they did the ezic order member. his movements so Agressive and he bangs the table with that really Murderous vibe. its pretty accurate to someone who looks like that

[@crab9744]

He's also seggsy 😤😤

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

@@crab9744 are you one of those people who send love letters to serial killers in jail?

[@orangelake2268]

The agent is more collected, just doing his job and not doing anything more sporratic that can get him and the Order in trouble

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

@@stanisawzokiewski3308 Are you seriously had to ask that unrelated question towards a commenter about a cosplay for a fictional in-game figure? lol

[@inspector4051]

We heard that you were interacting with a weird group , we need to send you to jail. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@lucifersunuki3965]

Ahhhhh

[@A_very_good_cheese]

Dude first the guy who need mechanics then jorji and now you!

[@azfaarrealm9426]

Please dont kill me!

[@armyman3556]

I will get

[@sanimdewan8627]

I’m a hoddied figure

[@smartboi3210]

- cause no trouble... - i'm a hooded figure, it's what I do! I LOVE IT!!!

[@vvminako]

Simonetta Talamonti *cause

[@smartboi3210]

@@vvminako sorry

[@mariuslarionesi9525]

Me too

[@struck5010]

skz_jisungshine he said it spelled it the same way you spelled it 🤣

[@uplameleys8034]

@@struck5010 no he edited it 😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@Gabowsk]

Guard: **Refuses bride** Also Guard: **Accepts Terrorist member trying to overthrow the government**

[@brendanswain939]

It's the metagame

[@sonoftheviper__4304]

I'm pretty sure she is lying.

[@ojie285]

Of course he refuses a bride. He's got a wife, for goodness sake

[@gradefprofessional]

Well, to be fair the Arstotzkan government was very corrupt and in Ending 19 of the game the terrorists end up making Arstotzka, or should I say New Arstotzka a better place.

[@zotasalt8994]

@@gradefprofessional I've never played and dislike terrorists but I'll have to side with team terrorists

[@kristijanjurkovic7771]

Papers, please. Where are you from? -Kolechia *DENIED*

[@mosscreacher7860]

D E T A I N E D

[@OttoTheJebediah]

You mean detained because that must be it.

[@DeJay7]

Papers, please. Where are you from? -Antegria *DENIED* Surely this could make 😈 *gives 10 dollars* sure dude, I lose 5 if I make a mistake 😁

[@georgeruiz9211]

It is definitely a random search

[@connorcyberlife6775]

123DJ321 No Antegria is Nazis so we save people from Antegria cause they are oppressed. Except they don’t have family or any other savior for incorrect document.

[@aryashadeslayer13579]

I like how they gave him a citation for approving the guy with an out of date state ID but didn't give a shit about the blatant bribery or treason lmao

[@MiculBandit]

Glory to Arstotzka! O7

[@japaniseanimialover1]

they don't care about bribery, as the persons body scan matched the gender on the passport the discrepancy would have been cleared

[@msolec2000]

2:42 M.O.A. CITATION Protocol Violated. Visa not teared up. LAST WARNING - NO PENALTY

[@aviowl]

THE DANGERS OF BEARDS CANNOT BE UNDERSTATED.

[@BentleyReed1313]

Lol

[@peckneck8601]

M.O.A. CITATION Protocol Violated Invalid gender PENALTY - 5 CREDITS

[@FBIAGENT725]

"I've got some lives to take!" *explosion in distance*

[@mrhubert1462]

A my god

[@mrhubert1462]

We have germans in berlin

[@mrhubert1462]

I dont have ammo

[@mrhubert1462]

THEY RUSHING THE SECTOR B

[@amdolfussussus1338]

@@mrhubert1462 RUSH BERLIN BLYAT.

[@karlmuller4764]

Also love how the regulations are also against him 1. You will tear up every Visa; From a person with a beard. 2. Every Migrant overweight; You must now interrogate

[@oneillegalboi8547]

What if he’s from antegria

[@dpsgeo542]

One illegal Boi Yeah, he is

[@oneillegalboi8547]

7AndInwards Gaming then Karl should add it

[@karlmuller4764]

@@dpsgeo542 How do we know this? The main person in the game is from Arstotzka

[@dimakul2765]

Karl Müller true

[@InverseSky_42]

This is how border security should be carried out in real life. Imagine how much more exciting airports and the like would be if you had to have a singing match with the guard to be allowed into the country.

[@snaiper195]

Imagine being a guard and having to sing with hundreds of people every work day.

[@leokenmi9988]

Imagine being a citzen going to a funeral in another country and having to sing to be accepted.

[@salata716]

@@leokenmi9988 it would be good

[@LadyOnikara]

I would give them a marshmallow every time.

[@MikeyG17]

To the people freaking out over the "*missing*" Potato Man, he's in there. If you look closely at the bulletin board, there is a paper with his picture on it.

[@sethnewport1187]

Papyrus?

[@MikeyG17]

Yes?@@sethnewport1187

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@MikeyG17 im a S.S Skull

[@ВаняИванов-п6э7ф]

@@MikeyG17 йду

[@popefrancis3571]

Michael Gardner who the hell is the potato man? Are you talking about Jorji costova?

[@raibarufumetsu9410]

He literally approved only two passports That seems extremely accurate when you get late into the game

[@cringeboi498]

no one like its at 69

[@tamozsenpai7896]

Costova big problem, funny man, But big problem

[@erinharris7724]

3....

[@oofree4013]

For me it was more acceptance, maybe if you detain everyone it sends them a message to get your shit together or you’re arrested.

[@dominuspraefectus]

@Christyan Carroll ezic?

[@kelplord899]

Papers please. *hands over marshmellow* nope. i quit.

[@Redvictory612]

JoeyVTM_Y finally someone who noticed it

[@sugarmochi9251]

Its not marshmellow, its drugs I think

[@not_legerity2084]

I think it’s toilet paper

[@apollo7250]

Maybe it's his papers that is disguised as a marshmello!

[@noahjohnson8968]

Papers plz: hands over marshmallows : I have the crackers and chocolate have fun

[@a_balloon]

The most underrated musical. Change my mind

[@Iamlurking504]

The guy took bribes. That is innacurate. Glory To Arstotzka.

[@chrisk9963]

i feel it is underrated, but the more underrated one is paper boy the musical, it is really good, go check it out

[@doctorbright6946]

@@Iamlurking504 Hello doctor must i remember you to send class-ds to the 173's chamber to clean his fecals? i expect NOT...

[@alexk9642]

i mean it has 15 million views

[@Iamlurking504]

@@alexk9642 but 15 million is not half as much as deserved by a GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKAN production.

[@lukevankleef4245]

''Its true my covert goal's to overthrow the whole regime!'' he yells in an public area in front of a security camera.

[@tobiasskorupa1649]

The good guys always talk about super secret information in the public!

[@lukevankleef4245]

Indeed!

[@hiimpurple]

XDD loll

[@nintendovideos2.092]

my god just say this.

[@Burnout_Kustoms]

Can I join to be a rebel

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Arstoska so great, no needing passport...only marshmallow!

[@MysticMae21]

Gandhi the Terrible why did I just read this in a Russian accent? Lol :)

[@williamho3032]

Gandhi the Terrible whaaat

[@nicolalowrie5822]

GLORY TO ARTOSKA

[@BagofBonesJAW]

Oh hi jorji... go right ahead!

[@fiercestpond4722]

Gandhi the Terrible marshmallow is now my favorite word to say in a bad russian accent.

[@mayorkoopbob]

0:15 "Excuse me i need to get to Hogwarts"

[@jewel5647]

Right i was thinking that too XD

[@imagoose]

Wow

[@arandomuser9459]

Jewel ME TO! I have a hufflepuff scarf that kinda looks like that one.

[@kevinli1438]

@@arandomuser9459 I think that's a Gryffindor scarf. But yes, they better get me to Hogwarts when I go there.

[@samoanfun11]

Hogwarts or......GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

[@thorgidogofthunder]

he denies the bride instead of fingerprinting her to save time, only one person came in with legit paperwork, jorji is a wanted criminal, and he threatens to detain an entrant literally the moment they step into the booth. perfection. also, the first guy doesn't present his id supplement until he's interrogated, and then the discrepancy is found on that particular document. kudos if that's intentional. nice attention to detail.

[@ashlavakat1890]

"cause no troube" "ima hooded figure...its what i do" :D

[@chubbz2309]

:[]

[@ezicsagent7924]

:V

[@lucifersunuki3965]

@@ezicsagent7924 wait a minute GUARDS

[@guard9215]

@@ezicsagent7924 Out!

[@ezicsagent7924]

@@guard9215 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@danksanchez4324]

In glory greatest papers check you

[@SparkleCakezz]

Lol

[@nokknokkfbi]

Do you mean glory greatest country Arstotzka papers check you

[@thevolitile]

true or do the papers work there and you check yourself

[@MoontheWolfYT]

да, glory to mother Russia!

[@razeguy9639]

Rick?

[@Infinite_Archive]

I swear, every time I process someone, my heart rate raises, like, 35 BPM for 5 seconds because I'm anticipating a violation notification.

[@BountyHunter-vi9wo]

When I played I never checked that Issuing Cites... I ended the game with less then 20 citations. REEEEEEEE

[@BountyHunter-vi9wo]

*The

[@justm4x979]

+TheCameronMaster Jeah i know that

[@zbeqju]

One of the most relatable thungs I have ever heard

[@YuriYoshiosan]

Yes. I also do that.

[@Neuwey331]

It is hilarious how Arstotzka is always given a Slavic accent.

[@officialneverfar]

makes sense cuz they are Slavic

[@mpmpm5203]

I always thought of Arstotzka in Moldova or around there.

[@funveeable]

Slavic people are like South and Central American people. A mishmash of numnuts that nobody can really distinguish apart and are interchangeable in everyway.

[@Bentley12211]

​@@mpmpm5203I've always thought of these countries being in like siberia

[@hjuy4049]

​@@officialneverfarit's based on East Germany

[@fhpurcell7713]

“Everyone who’s overweight you must now interrogate” how it really feels playing this game lol

[@nullgen]

My favorite line is: " *oh, I got that changed. I've since been rearranged.* "

[@BrickyRiver0712]

Mine is " my occupation or my kids and wife. My aspirations or my worthless life."

[@BrickyRiver0712]

Or "My husbands awaiting consumating . Your entry is denied."

[@sonavirain571]

If your no male, this body scan sure looks a little strange...

[@kalkk5567]

Surely this could make... It all a small mistake?

[@halcrow123thehybrid2]

Mine is : “ I’ve Got Some Lives To Take!”

[@Nicktendoxtxl]

“Cause no trouble.” “I’m a hooded figure, it’s what I do.”

[@mrfobius7742]

Glory tooooooo...Arstotzka!

[@arinomacaroni6316]

"Papers, please, or I will have you thrown in jail" That part got me😂😂😂

[@flyingwiener8646]

"Please don't deny me" Toby Maguire: "I'm missing the point where is that my problem

[@bonk3213]

When did someone say that

[@MochaSugar50658]

Please I have not lied…

[@Dan_K_Meme]

“I missed the part where that’s my problem”*

[@Oh_io-gt1ct]

Imagine they do a "this is not my neighbor" music video and its the complete same as this

[@corpseisliving]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? [Shows Potato Man] Jack:Nope Totally haven’t seen this dude like fifty times in my play through.

[@greythomas6199]

He's not my friend

[@natymatsuobarbosa]

I see his playlist

[@AgoraNights]

*DETAIN*!

[@hejosek7256]

Dziadzio

[@hejosek7256]

Papers please mandzio

[@cj_sings]

“Nope... I quit.” And that’s where I laughed.

[@miammiam1981]

*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY!!!!!!*

[@amongcreatures]

Glory Greatest!

[@smileyface2313]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

[@mysticmaknae.]

GLORY ARSTOSKA

[@callumguitarstuff7366]

GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA GLORY !!!!!!!!!!

[@TeddyAndJerry]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@soundofnellody262]

lol, I know I am late to the party. But I played "Papers please" just recently and found this video.. Bravo.. really wonderful. You guys made my day. 😂 Glory to Arstotzka

[@janreiafrica]

Glory to Arstotzka

[@vo0ka_]

I don't like :v

[@duftx]

Eduardo Cerezo Noguera INJAIL!!!

[@thebestcdub3041]

To the gulags with you!

[@mobileaim6405]

Glory to EZIC capitalist arstotzka

[@neko-san613]

Glory to the new arstotzka!

[@kennythepancake]

PERSON: I’ve got some lives to take! Security Guard: More concerned to give his passport

[@scpfoundation8597]

TymeFlys@ Inspector.

[@kennythepancake]

East Germany thanks

[@slovniklingea185]

Is it his or her passport? 😂

[@mathildaandersson1341]

2:10 Also why dose the guy dress as a woman when he has a valid visa/passport saying he is a male.

[@kennythepancake]

@@mathildaandersson1341 sorry for late response, but it's to symbolize one of the bribers, which you see in the real game quite a bit. although it's not that smart to pretend to be a woman when your passport is fine, it's just how they do that. or they could be a criminal trying to evade detection somehow

[@vortexventamy]

I wish he stamped the marshmallow...

[@sakeesalee3934]

VortexVentamy Hehehe Exactly my thoughts

[@nathanielmosley3199]

Its not a marshmallow

[@sakeesalee3934]

RageEngage Real If it's not a marshmallow then what is it?

[@nathanielmosley3199]

Sakee Salee. Its a block of cocaine

[@vortexventamy]

omg thats amazing XD

[@raibarufumetsu9410]

I find it funny how the border control guy sounds gradually more threatening as he speaks to each person “Papers Please and we’ll get you on your way” “Papers Please or you will not be allowed” *”Papers Please or I’ll have you thrown in jail!”*

[@TheBeaniestBean8675]

Next it’ll be… *PAPERS PLEASE OR I’LL HAVE A HITMAN HIRED!!!*

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

*p a p e r s p l e a s e b e f o r e y o u b e c o m e t h e p a p e r s*

[@TheBeaniestBean8675]

@@thewanderinggamer1369 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Buddy…you made my entire day!!! THANKS!

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

*Papers please or I will stuff you in Elisa’s locket.*

[@shamrockgamer401]

Papers please or your going to the gulag lol

[@Mystero150]

0:31 He says "How long do you _plan_ to stay" when the lyrics say "want" It's little, it doesn't really matter

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

MysteryDonut It also says "corrup", instead of corrupt, later on with the hooded figure.

[@pickopeko2838]

well i bet it was a bit of a rush though trying to get this out

[@nikostark9877]

And corrupt is misspelled

[@dudebro6902]

“ARSTOTZKA greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls.” Jacksepticeye

[@frenchsoldier8485]

We disagree

[@bandisbest8750]

I would like this comment but we need to keep it at 69.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@bandisbest8750 I turned it to 70 ;)

[@fineichangedit5315]

@@frenchsoldier8485 you monster

[@skywarslord4680]

Lol

[@midnightrose5499]

most of the comments are saying that someone should have been in it or you should make certain musicals. its so annoying can't people just be happy with this. I mean this is amazing. I love how the order is in it. well done RE

[@romeocelestial]

Midnight Rose Yes I've listening like 5 times!

[@mastercriminalcheeseface3435]

Agreed. It would be nice if people could be satisfied with what they have.

[@gamergal9000]

I’ll be honest, I’m one of those people that would’ve loved if a certain person was in this musical but I still love this musical and RE’s general content as a whole

[@pickopeko2838]

Don't worry RE, I know how tough it is going through rough criticism like that; if you ever read this comment.

[@Kira-jz5cz]

FangirlyShipper it wasn't criticism excellent suggestions and I wanted some of those suggestions too but I think it's certainly fine without them

[@monke7919]

I like the detail that the main character gets concerned when it's mentioned that bearded people are banned because he's bearded

[@waffler-yz3gw]

and overweight people, and people from antegria (it pans to his antegrian passport)

[@karlmuller4764]

I love how he gets more annoyed with every person coming in. 1. Papers, please, and we'll get you on your way 2. Papers, please, or you will not be allowed 3. Papers, please, or I'll have you thrown in Jail Hey, many thanks for nearly 3500 likes!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Well that escalated quickly...

[@kekskruemel5235]

@@PerfectAlibi1 yep

[@user-if1rc5si8r]

4. Papers, please, or you'll die.

[@adventureprime.]

Sorry but your state ID is not valid, just a few questions to ask ya. BECAUSE I WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL

[@user-if1rc5si8r]

@@Tortle_owo 6. Papers, please, or you will play Roblox and Fortnite 12 hours per day.

[@averytherealperson9106]

"I'm a hooded figure, it's what I do!"

[@altoclef665]

Ya, that EZIC men is just a hooded figure

[@naks7hotmailcom]

3:55 I love how this random figure appears and he seems fine until he puts a marshmallow on the desk

[@windex780]

SEEMS FINE. Dood he has a natural balaclava

[@epikitee2186]

That "random figure" shows up in pretty much every one of Random Encounters' music videos. Sometimes it's just a little cameo, sometimes he plays an integral role in the story. He generally means no harm.

[@MrToastersBluey]

Happy 6th anniversary to this masterpiece! Time sure flies…

[@jorjicostava9987]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@zandergray732]

You are approved

[@MasaMasa-hv9fl]

NO VIVA REVOLUTION!

[@TheFedora-on8dc]

Jorji your entry is DENIED

[@etoillenoir6169]

"It's true, my covert goal is to overthrow the whole regime!" X3 Not very covert now, now is it?

[@Deeeeeeee33333]

* inhales * (In Jacksepticeye's voice) *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!*

[@gregoryholder2423]

DETAINED !!!!!

[@nagging_nagrom7571]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!! GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!

[@Snapfuba]

"GET THE FACK OUT OF MY LIFE!"

[@slikdev]

GLORY GREATEST!!

[@crescentmp3]

This game just reminds me of my bigger cousin-

[@りゅーせー-b7v]

書類とか通達の再現がすごい ぜひ日本でも評価されてほしい作品だと思う

[@mustardtm2391]

98k Arstotzkans liked Edit: 2.4k Antegrians and Kolechians disliked

[@Hercule1-e2v]

and kolechians

[@piotrotr227]

Xd

[@themcadambrothers3184]

My brother is from antegria

[@themcadambrothers3184]

And I am from impor

[@cheesemcbiscuit3713]

Obristan above all

[@matryonihon2143]

'Truly Machiavellian' is such a beautiful lyric

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

And yet when the singer sings it , its sounds like he says "Preavellian."

[@syddieb]

"Paper's Please" *hands them a marshmallow* "...nope...I quit."

[@oh5313]

who/what is that

[@frostfirephoenix1923]

oliver holmes It's the end of the song

[@malvrius]

its toilet paper xD

[@hypercell1016]

It's a marshmallow with an explosive device inside. You can hear it click.

[@magie8712]

The guy from bendy and the ink machine musical

[@quiteaconfusedindividual]

Nobody ever asked for The Beard to randomly show up with an oversized marshmallow, but I loved every darn second of it.

[@buttonmash4812]

2:53 "Warning, spaghetti may cause cancer." *drops fork* *slowly backs away from bowl*

[@Crwfishh]

*Starts scarfing down all the spaghetti*

[@currently7886]

>Spaghetti in a bowl *ABSOLUTELY* *BARBARIC*

[@tuesdaytue]

*goes into kitchen* *takes spaghetti* *throws them into a pot* *throws a bottle of water in the pot* *eats dry, uncooked spaghetti with a bottle of water* Hmmmmmm.....

[@adithharish5972]

We must destroy Italy!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Cancer isn't a death sentence these days. There have been many people successfully treated. ^^

[@cistafizika4439]

Where is Jorji Costava?

[@butterfly-nx7dv]

Check the wanted poster on the bulletin board.:)

[@cistafizika4439]

@@butterfly-nx7dv oh...... thx dude :)

[@aprilfjckadcfhf910]

You mean potato man?

[@cistafizika4439]

@@aprilfjckadcfhf910 xD

[@161LK]

Cobrastan xD

[@kennythepancake]

2:23 It says that your a male Person: As the paper says

[@primusIIV]

@Noob Destroyer o no....

[@AzguardMike]

*dabs* DETAINED!!!!!

[@TylerDollarhide]

I never understood that. Wouldn't you want to try and match the description of your passport?

[@mygills3050]

@@TylerDollarhide usually people transition as per choice. It’s likely because arstotska doesn’t let you change your passport often

[@LouisTheAlligator14]

This part of the song did NOT age well…

[@zqmxq]

2:34 Speedrunners: Extra money and early end for the day? APPROVED

[@zeleniatdq]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!! Glory greatest country mother proud!!

[@ninjainfinit1474]

JECSEPTICAI(i know to write)

[@nGANkIM-ys1xm]

@@ninjainfinit1474 it's jacksepticeye

[@marmooz]

Glory!

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

@@marmooz Hey potatoman.

[@Frogg1ty]

Should have stamped denied on the marshmallow Xd

[@juicebox2757]

I was thinking he’d deny it and just start saying ‘nope’

[@husitrainspotter8450]

Is that marhmallow Drogs ??

[@Maxio68]

Nope. DETAINED!

[@smokenmirrors0089]

i dont think thats a marshmallow

[@drewolfshire5558]

Approve*

[@phantomgirldraws5946]

“If you’re no male this body scan sure looks a little strange” I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂

[@phantomgirldraws5946]

HoboHuman Yes, I understood that why I was laughing so hard 😂

[@CSLucasEpic]

1:10 Should have asked for fingerprints...

[@Zachenk0o0_real]

Actually in the first days of the game you have to deny them because fingerprint protocol was not applied.

[@seeriously001]

Papers please. *gives marshmallow* *looks in confusion* Nope, I quit.

[@richardmillhousenixon]

Me: *_laughs in fatass_*

[@lory742G]

It's toilet paper. Also a sick joke because he said papers please

[@guy11568]

@@lory742G its clearly a marshmallow

[@lory742G]

@@guy11568 isn't it too big?

[@guy11568]

@@lory742G no they're big marshmallows plus look at the dust it leaves behind

[@saturn2724]

Dang this could be a series.

[@kaiserwilhelmii3154]

You have been arrested for false propaganda The punishment is Forced Labor The safety of your channel is unknown Glory to Arstotzka.

[@kevinli1438]

We have audited your activities There are minor discrepancies Despite this, you have remained loyal to Germany We hope to overlook, and hopefully NULLIFY these errors. You will recieve a new passport, entry permit, ID card, ID supplement and restoration to the throne of Germany, and the deed to regain all German territories except Alsace- Lorraine, and the deed to all land liberated from Russia in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk. The safety of the Romanovs and the Third French Republic is unknown. Deustchland uber alles.

[@kevinli1438]

@@kaiserwilhelmii3154 DEUSTCHLAND UBER ALLES!!! 🇩🇪💙

[@rhumrunners7]

This captures the game so well.

[@adamations3151]

Excuse me................WHERE IS POTATO MAN!!!

[@The_Fabricator]

selling t-shirts in arstotska. also a wanted man

[@bellaboo666]

Adamations yus

[@dbjr868]

i think the guy with the wig

[@voidmedia7120]

Adamations here look. 0:57

[@AliceWOT]

Adamations jorji!!!!!!!!

[@moliolabard2031]

I'm sorry sir but your marshmallow is out of date

[@randomthingch1970]

*PLEASE CHANGE TO JELLY BEAN*

[@josemrmann9741]

But I got my marshmallow renewed just last year!

[@giornogiobama3386]

When did my marshmellow expire? Guy:a second ago

[@chessygtathuglife1464]

molio labard Your Funny

[@jester3560]

PLEASE CHANGE TO A SMORE

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

2:35 those are chocolate coins

[@acasualshooter6239]

*I'd take that bribe*

[@zyborg1256]

Aren't they the same?

[@chancai7300]

Oh yeah……

[@agodlike_tazmaniandevil2305]

You’re fun at partys

[@nightwarper1760]

Right because a song on the internet would use real pieces of gold.

[@calebgresch9604]

I love how there's a wanted poster of Jorji in the back.

[@didisaysomethingabsurd8604]

love all the accents and the lyrics and songwriting. GOOD JOB AND PAPERS please!

[@lpsftw8572]

erm.. idk where i left them....would i be allowed in if i said Glory greatest country ?? no?... ok...

[@bean3041]

0:37 is he wearing a Gryffindor scarf???? I have a new respect for u

[@kevinli1438]

Yes

[@Ivnnih2774]

Thats the proof hogwarts is in arstotzka

[@traceystemples2006]

I KNEW IT

[@manicrashed]

XD ON 2:52 ON THE RIGHT BRICK WALL IT SAYS "WARNING SPAGHETTI MAY CAUSE CANCER" XD

[@rockstarbonniero7950]

Glory to arstoska

[@wilburdemitel8468]

I think that's a reference to mussolini's anti pasta policies

[@E5RGisnice]

Your right

[@mancatry550]

Glory tooooo

[@wilburdemitel8468]

He outlawed pasta because he saw it as unhealthy

[@Mostly_Roblox]

A great musical for a great game, such a great game that I 100% completed it

[@christhepillowstealer9807]

Welcome to greatest country arstotzka Papers please or u will not be allowed Me:WHERE POTATO MAN Oh sorry we had budget cuts

[@bidoof5232]

But I'm Already Tracer.

[@portsouth]

HIS NAME IS JORJI

[@JoaoRibeiro-nf7rw]

3:41 approves the EZIC note XD

[@E-Man125Temerian]

João Ribeiro sintist said that it is week of stupid rebels in hud,sintus was rite!

[@grantmadison6532]

João Ribeiro that was the rebel’s passport

[@nineang9999]

We audited your recent activities. Your relationship with a thing called, "grefing" has been uncovered. This represents grefing of the highest order. Your execution is tonight. Your family will be likewise questioned about their involvement. Finding a replacement inspector is easy. Glory to Stamp Tribe!

[@arrowslinger-xn3lf]

João Ribeiro aaaaa

[@ddaymare]

Man, i miss this game. I wish it had a big fandom like Undertale, it deserved one.

[@lordbuss]

It doesn't have enough lore or characters...

[@fhpurcell7713]

Doesn’t it? We’re here

[@paladinboyd1228]

lord buss, What? Oh yeah. Still great storytelling.

[@lordbuss]

@@paladinboyd1228 Simple storytelling without enough details would not sustain a big fandom. I'm not saying it's bad, just explaining the reason.

[@paladinboyd1228]

lord buss, I agree, but as your playing a nobody. Not a human in the land of monsters and you cannot break into the places where the lore would be explained. Paper please dose a good job of giving you a depressing Soviet like country without showing a lot. I do agree that isn’t enough to sustain a fandom. Just wished we had a second paper please where you play as someone else and got more of the lore.

[@QuintonKettleburgh]

4:03 Me after a long day of work and just wanting to go home when someone reminds me i've got a meeting in ten minutes

[@redlightningguy912]

*Wanna hear a joke?* *Kolechians*

[@mrschizo2837]

[Laughs gloriously in Arstotzkan]

[@edge931]

[ Laugh in Arstotzkan ]

[@fbi6522]

HAAAH XD

[@peekayhaha]

this is actually funny

[@poopsack2179]

Racism

[@Filipinjo7]

1:16 is for some reason stuck in my head

[@leopoldoancheta8340]

3:01

[@channelshark7801]

@@leopoldoancheta8340 sameee

[@harry-zs2su]

No

[@PONTANYAK.]

Me Too

[@ProstoVeresk]

Slime rancher

[@aarond3753]

Haven’t watched these guys in years and I’m on a nostalgia trip

[@ma.023fr]

same same

[@zzmariobruhhandle]

Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@arthurthefella]

They didn’t put any part where someone gets detained ):

[@harry-zs2su]

DETAINED!!!

[@ojie285]

Ah, sorry ma'am but... *D E T A I N E D*

[@xeanayafoxzelaine9002]

in the game detaining is practically a jail sentence, specially later on

[@sladejohnson6181]

Jacksepticeye would be disappointed

[@MochaSugar50658]

you’d need more actors

[@acrom_sys]

"Papers please or I will have you thrown in jail" Wow this country is strict af.

[@Spackenpraxis]

i think theyre russians....

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

NuclearHypeYT It’s funny how the leaders getting on his back more and more make him more strict.... “Papers please, and we’ll get you on your way.” Warning “Papers please or will you not be allowed.” Regulations “Papers please or I’ll have you thrown in jail.” Such big steps!

[@livingcorpse349]

NuclearHypeYT welcome to the “wonderful” world of terrorist attacks

[@livingcorpse349]

Phil they are Russian cause it says GLORY TO ARSTOSKA GREATEST COUNTRY when the original is GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Phil 372 The game does take place in Russia but we are not at all that strict.

[@nexuszero2683]

Letter: *States the visa of every person with a beard must be torn up and they be denied* Next person to come in: *Very clearly has a beard* Border Person: Accepted!

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

Bribing Fate!

[@Altaper]

i just take the bribe and deny the person when i play papers please

[@nerobernardino88]

@@Altaper Lawful Evil?

[@Breached18]

@@nerobernardino88 can you tell me what alignments mean. I tiny brain

[@gradefprofessional]

@@nerobernardino88 nah neutral good.

[@BIGFAN.LRK.]

I can't stop watching this every time I don't really feel like doing anything I'm just watching for some reason and I can't stop singing along to it.

[@Mrfunniguy4]

POTATO MAN IN THE WANTED POSTER AT 0:35 YEAAAAA

[@eliahlatham]

Oh good at first I didn't even think he was referenced(discluding teaser)

[@youtubegameraddict5016]

Potato Bro :D

[@Mrfunniguy4]

i love all of the little details they add like how in the game the alias thing with the passports and visas and they also hide their patrion supporters in the video like the big book he looks and the wifi password at 3:27

[@youtubeshark4yts461]

Billy Bob oh I see it

[@kail7184]

Oh God again?

[@artsylinna9599]

Papers please! Omg

[@-aereeagle-4017]

que desperdicio de primer comentario

[@Somethingaboutsome]

Linna MangaDrawer so awesome

[@tyguevin6430]

Linna MangaDrawer Please Sir let me through! My family has the flu!

[@shaggy7809]

Singer: tell me now how long do you *plan* to stay ? Subtitles: tell me now how long do you *want* to stay? Edit: thanks for the likes 😮😮😮

[@OttoTheJebediah]

Captions didn’t do the same as they did.

[@kurushimu2886]

Its plan

[@maximumwolfe9462]

@@kurushimu2886 The subtitles are sometimes different than the actual verse

[@rogerdrumm3345]

Lol

[@cvetintodorovic8895]

I normally hate musicals but this one managed to get me hooked! Great work🎉

[@jged8574]

Papers please. *Gives toilet paper* Nope, I quit.

[@chanachon56]

I believe its a marshmellow

[@jged8574]

*Papers* please. So it's toilet paper.

[@chanachon56]

TigerToast Point taken.....

[@sourstatue7158]

TigerToast it's a marshmallow

[@mini7255]

How make someone quit

[@polarispulsar]

Where can I get that cloak and hood with the sun

[@MxPigeon]

Make One search the internet idk

[@jakebuddy7733]

That's the EZIC Star, or The Order. Search it up.

[@centuzezaim7471]

Just buy a grim reaper outfit, and cut out the ezic star then just tape it on

[@barnaborsi4889]

Its the EZIC STAR