Paradox Mega Campaign - 1000 Years Of Memes (Directors Cut)

A lot of people requested for all the parts put together so here you go!
The paradox mega campaign is where we go from crusader kings 2 through europa universalis iv into victoria 2 and finally ending up in hearts of iron 4!
So sit back relax and watch this epic funny montage of me and my memes.
#megacampaign #europauniversalisiv #funny

[@the-son-spice]

Ah, 1717, the year the Americans fought valiantly for their freedom from the Papal State.

[@favorius]

Nous croyons en Dieu

[@ChanceKearns]

America fights the Pope and The Pope just slams God down on them

[@charliebasar9068]

@@ChanceKearns One might say... he slammed down the hammer of god.

[@WikterRor2807]

Just 300mil people speaking latin

[@easports183]

So strong!

[@connorholt3190]

3:48 funny story the turbans where worn during the crusade to keep the sun off the helmet and keep the man inside the armor cooler overall.

[@sl1mewizard812]

That's actually pretty interesting

[@jojo94101]

Yeah the turbans and tunics that the crusaders wore actually served a very important purpose

[@TheAwillz]

Tbh it wasn’t that funny...

[@mehmetisk5374]

Weren't Arabs already wearing turban kinda things before crusades?

[@healdrop9313]

Şapkalı Teyze yes, the knights picked it up from them

[@seangoodman7583]

The sword of Jesus is the most bad ass nickname ever

[@solbergsindre]

But you are mistaken! For I tell you, the most bad ass nickname comes from the land of the vikings, and it is: the Hero of Ragnarök

[@gamergrill4933]

I get it one time when i invaded Jeruzalem as Poland

[@Grunk111]

@Fuhrer Potato I made a Adolf Hitler character once as the pagan emperor of Germany (HRE). He became as "The Great Warrior philosopher" and forged the "bloodline of Kaiser Adolf."

[@gamerito100]

Rabbit I had a "Sword of God", but Jesus sounds more epic xD

[@meeshermans297]

@@gamerito100 All of you are wrong, the absolute most badass title you can have in *any* situation is *SABATON*

[@admontblanc]

Ah yes it's a shame history books lack such detail over the glorious history of Castillian-Scandinavian Kingdom of Finland.

[@adamlifevictor5772]

K

[@aarezniggatron2660]

Mr world wide

[@Hoheinohonryo]

This is not real history

[@bradyh1782]

@@Hoheinohonryo r/wooosh

[@hernandezstopmotionangamin9298]

@@Hoheinohonryono s**t Sherlock

[@cogithefool4284]

"What happened with China?" is a historically accurate question regarding China.

[@kermstar5611]

“It rebelled.” Is the only proper answer to the question historically

[@umbragon2814]

China's whole again. Then it broke again.

[@Hadahuda]

@@umbragon2814 bill wurtz reference!

[@thomasgray4188]

So this is what would happen if the Spanish king from 1200 sniffed bike seats.

[@The_Murder_Party]

Thomas Gray where’d he get the bike?

[@duckquack8562]

The bike store

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

This is indeed what has happened

[@su_morenito_1948]

Thomas Gray Which one of them cause in 1200 there was no nation-state of Spain there were multiple kingdoms all of them known as spain

[@Hadahuda]

@@su_morenito_1948 if you watched the video you would know lmao, Castille btw

[@RiptideMusicOfficial]

The Turban over the helmet created a separation between the hot sun whilst crusading/marching and the top of your helmet. Helmets normally were very poorly padded in antiquity with only cloth and leather, many of them made to a custom fit to the wearer and did not accommodate for much padding. Therefore, to keep from getting cooked inside the metal bucket you're wearing on your head, a turban or cloth was worn over the helmet. Many paintings of crusaders show them in tunics with hoods, this was also a common way to achieve the same end goal; keeping your head out of the hot sun so you can, y'know, not die of a heat stroke before you died of a sword stroke. It's the same logic behind regular turbans and such worn in many desert countries today. It's better to be sweaty than to get sand blown into every crack of your clothing, or to get a vicious sunburn, or to get burned by the edge of your helmet touching your neck, etc.

[@trentn1127]

"I'm not having a Scandinavian Russia" Nobody tell him.

[@wardeni4806]

Well, he did end up accidentally turning Spain Finnish so it's understandable. Finns don't call Russia "Russia", we call it "Venäjä", because the Rus were Swedish, and the Russians mostly Slavic and Baltic. (And yes, Finns do actually call Sweden "Ruotsi" for the Rus vikings, and also Germany "Saksa" for the Saxons)

[@nikitastarzhevskiy-stowell959]

*Laughs in varyag*

[@losisansgaming2628]

​@@wardeni4806 and the english and French?

[@soviet_tank_lover]

45 minutes of pure isp? Count me in

[@Wm7forthewin]

ya

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

It's not a REAL Mega Campaign without Stellaris at the end.

[@sam-the-mothman8371]

AntiFaith how would that work it can’t be a real continuation of the hoi4 situation it would feel like sort of a game that can’t be linked.

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

@@sam-the-mothman8371 It was just a joke. People have created Mega Campaigns by taking the end game winner of HOI 4 and translating them into a new human empire in Stellaris. Thus it would be a continuation of the "story" by using the next Paradox game in linear history, by going from WW2 to space. I admit there is a large gap in technology between those two, but it's the next game in the series, and they haven't made a game about modern day yet.

[@sam-the-mothman8371]

AntiFaith That’s what guess all I was saying is that it’s sort of a weak connection to the rest of the games sent the only thing that gets carried over is a name but hay If some wants to do it good for them.

[@Cepbros917]

AntiFaith lol

[@PiousMoltar]

It's not a REAL mega campaign without Imperator Rome at the start.

[@jackryan2612]

3:18 I think we can all agree Mecca rightfully belongs to Ulster

[@2manyeggshells]

thats not where mecca is, mecca is under the ayyubids

[@jackryan2612]

@@baderalrefai9249 sorry, just memeing, thanks for keeping it civil

[@jzneter736]

@@baderalrefai9249 do you mean Ulster ?

[@jzneter736]

@@baderalrefai9249 whoosh

[@TheAwillz]

That’s how bingo works

[@NotAHamster]

The vic2 to hoi4 converter got a pretty neat update that adds custom focus trees for the top 8 nation's, ya should try it

[@luizpereira6425]

If you’re looking for a specific game: 0:00 CK2 11:08 EU4 23:01 VIC 2 34:30 HOI4

[@HeresyGremlin]

Thank you, kind furry stranger.

[@jdkwlalos9]

Or they could just watch the originals?

[@johnsullivan186]

Akya the Woofer Furry’s are first in the “shower”.

[@KatoTVcsgo]

I spot ze furfaggen

[@legioiiaugusta5896]

@@KatoTVcsgo i spit at ze furfaggen

[@ISP]

Hey guys a lot of you asked for the full campaign unedited (bar a few changes to make it more seamless) so get ya popcorn! ENJOY!

[@connordavis3984]

Thank you trotsky very cool

[@cyrusthagreat6649]

*posts separate videos* I prefer the real mega campaign *posts videos all as one full compilation* I said the real mega campaign *posts full entirely uncut footage of the entire mega campaign as one video* perfection

[@pclone5019]

ARTILLERY ONLY MEGA CAMPAIGN!

[@joemcmullan703]

What about the mod parts

[@fortunato4998]

ISP I read this comment from another place I forgot who you were but credits due to whoever they were. PLAY LEGO MARVEL SUPERHEROS

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

"So king Fabiano died, so now we have King Fabiano" Best line I think you have said to This day, rewatching this and it's still funny

[@kjt66]

Wow 4 Hoi4 mods in one video epic

[@jacobhogan3208]

Hoi4 is the best hoi4 mod

[@Dumby_the_dum_dum]

@@jacobhogan3208 nu

[@VladimirDekabrsky]

Wait a minute... it's only 748 Years! isorrowproduction would never lie to it's subscribers!

[@sejn195]

@OreX our* Comrade, you should know better.

[@sapphoschild3019]

What about the 10 years from eu4 to vic2??

[@DesertAvenger]

Man, mega campaigns are gonna get even more lit after Imperator Rome launches

[@cptspunion]

This comment did not age well

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I just played it... *No,it won't*

[@WarriorofChrist612]

...

[@lynchiestlynch5442]

Top ten comments posted before disasters.

[@Jay2480]

So uhhhhhhhh

[@Canada1994]

You should've done a joke about Napoleon when you saw that the Pope was on St.Helena

[@deadpan904]

I think Pope has gone to St. Helena to see the true height of Napoleon so he can get back with breakthrough in human biology.

[@penguinlord-yt9xc]

Had homework... Spent my entire study hall watching this, it was worth it

[@ferretman6790]

26:02. Look closely there is a country called Algeria 2

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

Electric Boogaloo

[@Dumby_the_dum_dum]

N9oooo{ Mjbioonoooby

[@mog5397]

Where is Algeria 1?????

[@Nathan-fj5hg]

do a whole game on 1 game speed

[@Damo2690]

Kill me

[@vidar4489]

Do a Grand Campaign on 1 speed

[@Healermain15]

You monster.

[@bazirancovek]

*me having a slow dated PC* you can go above 1?

[@michaelbelcher8805]

Thats just sadist

[@GoAheadIonCare]

Victoria 2 artillery only

[@Nozomu564]

Easy, just uninstall HoD.

[@youtubeistscheie3496]

Nazor what is hod?

[@Nozomu564]

@@youtubeistscheie3496 Heart of Darkness, the second expansion.

[@youtubeistscheie3496]

Nazor oh yes thanks

[@aelianaevergreen8955]

Russia ha like no development Abassids: It's free real estate.

[@atruv2089]

30:33 Why does it say Latvia, *IN* *_L I T H U A N I A_*

[@m.a.t.a.s]

Because Lithuania appears to not have Lithuania, instead, the commonwealth is present until this day for some reason...

[@emiriye]

Profile is Cypriot Coat of arms on a Polish/Thrungian flag with a Qing Banner on Home page of Channel... I wonder your Origins.

[@atruv2089]

@@emiriye Ben da merakederim. ;)

[@pox1396]

I think prussia in czech republic is way worse xd

[@Legitpenguins99]

Theres a difference?

[@deadass4788]

You know your early watching the video when it's only available in 360p

[@Potato-pq5ez]

>suggesting that it isn't always in 360p

[@thegerhinator2931]

17:00 You could say they’re Ara-GONE

[@pewdiepiepewdiepie1550]

Please delete this comment that was a bad pun now I wan a commit toaster bath jk

[@aaaaaaaaaa7862]

Hoi4 was literally ww2 with the central powers against the allies instead of the axis

[@froodsmash]

I have watched this directors cut like 15 times over the last year. It ages like a fine wine.

[@z3r0_35]

>California >Chinese colony. Yep. Sounds about right. EDIT: Holy shit how did I miss that it’s called “Commiefornia” at around 22 minutes!?

[@ancsuther]

I know this is half a year old buuuuuut, ISP renamed it after conquering it. (no r/wooooosh)

[@Valsorayu]

@@ancsuther r/wooosh is brain-dead and needs to be genocided

[@ancsuther]

@@Valsorayu si mi amigo

[@mark4594]

Damn an ISP video over 10:01

[@Dumby_the_dum_dum]

Persia in end of hoi4: *IF I DONT MOVE HE DONT SEE ME*

[@BlackBanditXX]

Ava too.

[@PeterPranker1]

"What the hell Putin?" -iSorrowProductions 2019

[@thenightmancometh6358]

ISP goes “sicko mode” on Europe

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

Yeah... that’s definitely spongebob *thongpants*

[@thurisaz2157]

I just wanted to comment that your CK 2 banner looked like a Minion in a ballgag. Thank you for your time.

[@jaxanubis1630]

This is exactly what I need right now. Thank you, Lord ISP.

[@arandomsquidward7761]

"So uncivilised" -ISP to Holy Roman Empire

[@haraldhansen2761]

„Self limiting“ that’s what hitler said

[@CesarAugustoRocabadoVillegas]

Interesting i just rewatch the first 4 videos of the mega campaign yesterday for the good old times and you, yes you sir come with this, i was hoping this was a new mega but my dreams never come true

[@hunterbrown412]

You should do a paradox mega roulette campaign where you play as a random nation/kingdom every game

[@galaxypl7756]

Holy crap! That mega campaign Would be a Great material for a hoi4 mod! "from the ashes of first world War, almost 25 years ago, emerged 3 new european Great Powers: german empire, soviet union and hungary. Both 3 are avidly looking towards the former superpower, a polish lithuanian commonwealth that is now only a bunch of loosly connected and weak countries and lands. Germany however has bigger ambitions. After huge Victory over France, it is no longer seen as a threat. Soviet russia has to show its Domination in the great steppes and West Asia. Hungary, the smallest but most advanced country of all 3 central Powers in ww1, now is only trying to survive between 2 giants. Some say that sympathies to Poland havent been entirely forgotten in hungary... In the East, Japan is striking once again at weakend from civil war china. If they succeed, they will become a Great threat to russia, puppet country under Spanish Control India and british Oceania. France still didn't forget losing brittany to UK, which is now 2nd biggest colonial power in the world. They seem too weak to do anything, surrounded by britain, Spain and German empire. A huge religious and cultural diversity in the middle East caused a collapse of New Holy Roman Empire. Speaking of religion, after USA declared indenpendence from Papal state people, ironicaly, started losing Faith in Pope and catholic church. After italian people's Republic was proclaimed, Pope fled to st. Helena Island, now serving only religious, not political purpose. United States of america was supposed to be a harmless and pacifist country spreading freedom and civil rights. But it changed after a Bloody civil war. After that USA was no longer friendly country but ruthless dictatorship. After Spain gave up louisiana So easily, a concept was Born in corrupted, facist government of US. A concept of bringing Spanish, british and other colonies together under American reign and creating United New World... Back in Europe, UK, after a Victory in ww1, aquired many colonies. It Controls all of Oceania, Some parts of Asia, South america and Canada. But is still losing a colonial race in africa and "Trade war" with Spanish empire. After they are done with France, Spanish colonies in India, africa and a military bases in finland that Would allow the british to Control unpredictable soviet union Would be easy to conquer. With Alliance with USA and collaboration with axis it's only a matter of Time till The empire on which the sun never sets will, after all theese years, be over. Spain itself remained neutral in previous world war. Positives are that they didn't take any losses, as milions of soldiers died and thousands of cities and towns were destroyed in participating countries. But there are also negatives: Spain is far less advanced than Germany, USA, UK or even France. There is still a "Trade war" with britain and native population in asian, african and finnish colonies is starting to rebel against Spanish government. Giving up louisiana wasnt a Good choice either. USA could be stopped then, but it grew stronger and stronger, now being threat to Spanish north america. An unstable Alliance with russia is also starting to weaken. The only loyal allies Spain can count on are Some of their former colonies in South america, newly formed ottoman empire in border conflict with greece and destroyed by centuries of war and 5 partitions by its hostile neighbours Poland-lithuania... There may be Some errors or mistakes, but most of them are made up to make a lore more interesting. I Realy hope someone makes a mod out of it. When i learn modding, I'll do that myself. Hope you enjoyed!

[@stratigangames508]

I've always thought that some Hoi4 alt history mods based on the lore of mega campaigns would be awesome.

[@tinkaraazb9383]

Isp: Texas the bigest state ever * me khnowing alaska is biger than Texas *

[@rileyh520]

Most cursed thing I've ever seen. Prussia based in Austria and Bohemia. Then gets taken by Hungary which basically is exactly what DIDN'T happen irl

[@noobtopiabroadcastingservi7437]

I have to love that the abbasid existed basically the whole time and expanded somewhere else after losing major territory

[@afrikayt]

*France in 1941 be like:* _It's free real state_

[@rickyrick2330]

When will someone do Imperator-CK2-EU4--VIC2-HOI4-After the End-Stellaris ??

[@GaladorLP]

imperator to ck2 is a 700 year gap

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

Castillian Finland is the Greatest Plot twist!

[@dim0n578]

Paradox Mega campaign but its artillery only.

[@eazyv2069]

"I don't think that turban serves any practical purpose over your helmet whatsoever." The character is a Crusader, most of whom fought in the Near East which is, as everyone is certainly aware, very fucking hot: Metal conducts. The inside of that helmet would be unbearably hot if it was exposed to the sun shining directly onto its surface.

[@scottshaw3337]

starts in the 1200 bookmark, calls it a mega campaign wat

[@Galitwo]

11:05 Hey, what's Poland doing in the Balkans?

[@dilbertron2]

Welcome to Crusader kings 2.

[@juliuszduszak6817]

Enrique I Perkrle Spanish\Finnish ruler , who made Finland great again. He tried to make spain finnish but then Duolingo came and said Spanish or Vanish

[@Henriki2305]

15:13 Suomi on nostettu kansakuntien joukkoon, torilla tavataan

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

45 minutes of ISP Can’t I just pull the trigger myself?

[@PersimmonHurmo]

"[The Mongols] have exploded harder than anything I've seen before" How about Mingplosion?

[@c0mpl3x1ty7]

What about Rome and Nazi Germany?

[@schwoondoggle]

I love how at the end of ck2 he mentions the Byzantine Empire being part of HRE. However, if you look directly above that, you will see Polish Bulgaria.

[@pykeproductions]

Funnily enough, some place-names on Sardinia are thought to be originally from a language related to Basque, and this has since been more or less supported by genetic research. So in some niche science way it's not completely out of the blue to see the Basque pop up in Sardinia, lol.

[@taoerche]

This is genuinely hard work. Thanks!

[@stritvagen]

I’m enjoying all of your vids

[@matthewjmcgraw]

The Pope was the best part of this video. 1st he makes the US. Then he somehow gets kicked out of Italy. Then he owns like half the worlds islands.

[@failedleopard3685]

The strange moment when the Pope's home is the place where Napoleon Bonaparte died. God, I love alternative worldlines.

[@Thebatmantyler]

26:27 Prussia is like “I’m back!!!!!”

[@soldieroffortune308]

This was just awesome!

[@jumbo4billion]

I haven't heard anyone spit out "German" with that much disdain since Jeremy Clarkson died.

[@Billyshatner88]

You should have done pax Rome and made it A 2000yr campaign😀

[@ser6Ijvolk]

Who noticed that Estonia also owns modern Latvia and Latvia just replaced modern Lithuania?

[@Ennio444]

I enjoyed the whacky nature of Paradox games. Thanks. It's nice to know that WW2 posters for the Nationalist government featured Fabiano the Sword of Jesus prominently, as well as his motivational quotes.

[@firewarrior5828]

"Cumania" Perfection

[@MiketheTzar]

I enjoy watching this far more than I will ever admit to other people

[@nejentsg6537]

when the duchy of genoa with the color of savoy declares a succession war against castiel for portugal

[@Sn0wjunk1e]

i was looking at the final hoi4 map, and i was just like "mmm yes, yourup" then i noticed where Switzerland should be is France.

[@greatergameplayer]

Eventually we need to see a mega campaign from imperator: Rome to Stellaris

[@jahwillprovide8791]

My favorite quote from the whole bit has to be "...or the Allies:British Boogaloo" Spit my drink out on that one haha

[@iincidious]

I sneezed when you said "Achoo!"...

[@PersimmonHurmo]

"Murdering my wife to marry my son"?

[@tisormorris5677]

Weird a fun fact but there were two mamluks one in India and one in Egypt so yeah somewhat historical

[@CallingSkoot]

*The Megapain Cramprain*

[@1EthanCC]

"Anteeksi, senor."

[@iliatchaplinski]

The turban does have a tactical purpose. It keeps the crusader's helmet from getting too hot in the sun. People actually wore those on their helmets for that very reason.

[@NickTheAwsome100]

thank you i needed this, when i started watching this it was after i got done playing EU4, i rage quit when 35K of my troops went against 13K ottoman troops and got massacred, we had same tec and till that point i had a bigger army...

[@Natolar]

Finally the Original Trilogie all in one Video!

[@mitchellalexander9162]

In Summary: All I got out of this was the throughout the Crusades Castille soon to become the Spanish Empire begins an alternate timeline where they dominate the Planet across numerous theaters across the Earth where the Sun never Sets on the Spanish Empire and it gets away with this through Mad Chaos that Racks Both Christians, Muslims, the Chinese, Japanese, The Russians and the constantly disunited German Peoples! And there was something about MEGA Anarcho Liberal Rebellions Morphing into Communist Mongolians which also somehow created the Soviet Union and Fascism was created as a Hard Counter to Communism's ideology. And somehow During The "AXIS CRISIS" Spain Conquered effectively the Whole Planet as the Hegemon bearing the Holy "Sword of Jesus" and earning that Title Throughout all of time.

[@theanonymousmrgrape5911]

1,000 year grand campaign but it starts in the earliest version of ck2 available with no dlc The version of EU4 that was out at the same time Victoria 2 in whatever patch was current then And finally HOI3.

[@orangepuffs6796]

14:50 this aged well

[@R0dolphus]

The Russian liberation of Spanish Karelia is something i never want to see again

[@johanasklund3236]

Failed my first driving test today. Needed something like this, thanks.

[@burstmage6982]

15:46 nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[@Carloss-ws1fj]

king favianno was WAYYYYY ahead of his time

[@tylerschenk4043]

21:37 Less than 50k ducats? C A S U A L

[@jiminizharadze1523]

georgia all the time - yea am here just chilling

[@Jefrings]

35:08 I don't know why, but that moment killed me!

[@jayyin2798]

Hi, the big jin of china in EU4 is 金 dynasty, which was the dynasty of china before Mongolia invade, after that the small jin is dukedom晋, which used to be a dukedom in 5-4 century BC, 晋 still get used by Chinese to refers to one of their province 山西 province, where the ancient 晋 dukedom was.

[@Rectu]

Yes Enrique... yes! Tämä oli suunnitelma alusta alkaen.

[@dragroch5536]

EU4 is one game where you can't overspread your kingdom that easily despite being able to take more than few provinces at a time if victorious enough. Best game of the series.

[@Phenomenoia]

Omg I thought this was a new mega campaign and I was super hyped

[@potatogamer1877]

f

[@MrHarbot]

As a Finn: *Starts googling how to build an car bomb.*

[@cjzionwar2.056]

"Now aragon is gone now"you now you couldve made joke you know?

[@nickschulz3367]

*Prussia declares war on Austria.* Germany: ^Um, guys? Give it a rest. I'm already here.^