Parenting Is Just Different Now-A-Days - Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell: Halftime is out now on Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video, Dish, DirectTV, Spectrum, Google Play and more! You can also listen to the album on SiriusXM, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple Music, Pandora and more!
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[@StevenThomasAvalonSprinklers]

I'm 60 years old I loved my father so much I don't know how many times he would tell me to pay attention right in my face I miss you Dad

[@oldgoat142]

My pops did the same thing. He passed in 2005. I miss him terribly some days.

[@AnaMaria-we6zs]

Same was here for my mom and wine. Just a sip. 😂😂 And later on came coffee. Funny was I was not allowed to swear. I always swear outside, but if she ever heard me, I'd be slapped a few good times.

[@brandonholmes8655]

Glad to see all of his hard work has been paying off for him. He's worked from the bottom up and deserves every bit of his success.

[@edithdlp8045]

0:40 my son was diagnosed with ADD. We live in Los Angeles and his doctor asked me if I wanted to give him meds. I said no, I would handle it. It was rough. Now, he is 20 and is a great son. I have a cousin whose mother gave him meds and now he is addicted to prescription drugs. Good I didn't accept them.

[@heathermetz3974]

1:50 “You think the guys that were about to storm the Beach at Normandy were wandering around on the boats going, “I feel a little anxious about what we’re about to do here!” No, ‘cause there’s an old guy going, “Lock & Load MF’s We’re Going In!”

[@oldgames4377]

2:17 Cat is the Hat

[@heathermetz3974]

0:14 “I’m pretty sure that’s not in any parenting handbooks today!”

[@mildredacevedo6005]

Absolutely in love with him.

[@willmallory9085]

Great DVD: Halftime. Greatest $10 I spent overseas.

[@alo431]

Yall need to relax your sphincter. Geez its comedy not a f'n psych session. He is actually pretty funny.

[@Schneewittchen3663]

His dad screaming in his face to pay attention reminded me of a day in school back in 1988, I was 9 and they would send a few of us kids to see this guy who helped us with subjects we had trouble with. Well one day while studying for an upcoming quiz my mind drifted off, I was daydreaming and suddenly heard him scream 'WAKE UP!!!' at me, lol. I jumped and didn't have trouble focusing after that, lol. Not while studying anyways, lol.

[@samfusaro2360]

The good old days how I miss them

[@AnaMaria-we6zs]

Always had ADD. Never took a pill for that. It was tough because when you are a child, you can see the difference between you and other kids, but as you grow up, some experiences really teach you to be strong and that is me now. My nephew he has mild autism and my sister gives him pills. I don't entirely agree but based on his problems, sometimes are needed.

[@brianwelcome9357]

Try CBD’s

[@TheIncredibleAspie]

@@brianwelcome9357 Weed?

[@chrissiebawn9357]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGHTER AND JOY! LOVE! I'm LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!🤣🤣🤣 GOD BLESS!😂😂🤣🤣😀❤🖖🙏🌍

[@heathermetz3974]

1:05 “You know what happens when you had ADD when I was a kid? My Dad would get an inch from your face and go “PAY ATTENTION!”

[@sneakertoes1]

ADD didn't exist when I was a kid or I would have been diagnosed with it. My grandfather always said I had shpilkes (ants in the pants), and he was right.

[@mudnducs]

Boy does he DRILL IT!!!!

[@burpostockings]

I remember being little and 4th of July, running around playing with firecrackers and lighting them with cigarettes because my dad didnt trust us with lighters.

[@robjob9052]

what a discovery. I needed this.

[@ryanduray1]

Interesting material considering he's doing commercials for pills now.

[@jenynz5334]

Lmao I just said that to my husband 😂.

[@g0nt4]

What better endorsement you can get?

[@justheretowatch1733]

I've never seen a kid on ADD or ADHD medicine that didn't have shit parents. Kids have energy, go play with your kids! Wear their asses out!

[@bobbi8688]

Lmao !!!! So true .. we got more than a sip... and I was a girl.. We started at like 5... we cleared off the tables in the sitting room... and served new drinks in the dining room on card night....

[@bobbi8688]

***and yes was a girl..... now I am a woman

[@deanburgess6128]

Can't wait to see him hes the best Jerry the best

[@eatpigsnot]

back in the day parents were parents to their children, not friends to their children

[@versecontro4898]

LOCK AND LOAD MFKR 😂😂😂😂

[@tmt1675]

My pops said the same thing to me about ADD hahha he said that shits made up I’m not getting him pills we just got our ass whooped haha

[@jasonhahn8797]

That's nothing. My dad used to come home pissed off from work and my ass was grass.

[@harsesishoktar9386]

You both were physically abused it seems. Lived through it ECT ECT doesn't matter. That is abuse.

[@edithdlp8045]

@@harsesishoktar9386 Luckly my parents never abused us neither physically nor emotionally. My dad's dad didn't believed in physical punishment. He would talk with my dad. Then my dad would do the same with us. Thank god for grandpa.

[@jasonhahn8797]

@@harsesishoktar9386 doesn't seem like abuse to me.

[@joneuto57]

Uno number 1 thanks again

[@nelsonhoofardable]

O o Ohhh Ozempic

[@johnpoppa3554]

Just read an article online, he was 350lbs at his heaviest. That is flat out a lie. He is sitting at or over 400lbs in this video alone.

[@DarkFlarezTV]

Unless he’s 6’6, i don’t think he’s 400. sure he’s a big guy, but 400 is gargantuan

[@zakaosnat742]

I'm a fan of his and have been watching his stuff for a while and I'd have to agree with you. In a video on his facebook he was testing out some diabetes medication and he stood at 5'11'' and weighed in at 353lbs (and he still looked thinner than he did in this video). But regardless, he's an amazing comedian! :)

[@GremlinZ420]

Shaq was 350 at his heaviest, and he was 7’1. This dude isn’t that much heavier than Shaq, no way man

[@FnfDrawings690]

Oh my leg is shaking again time to take my 8 pills

[@koltoharcos]

The old guy screaming….. grandpa?

[@haroldbirge6881]

Get R done

[@albertgallo4451]

I need to no who makes his shirts