Parody Songs from Tumblr

[@diamondfists7005]

Personal favorite: "I see trees of green Green trees there too I see trees, and they are green And I think to myself I am lost in the woods"

[@npc6817]

Loose, footloose, This Is a really footloose Loose, foot feet Dance with your fucking feet Is also a strong contender I'd say

[@DeviousDryad]

@npc6817 Loose! Foot loose! Put on your dancin shoose!

[@noahandreasen9221]

I swear. I wanna like hear an album of someone singing all of these with full passion, and fucking NAILING it.

[@Louis_2568]

There’s a couple full covers like Mr sandman man me a sand Or that one parody of what a wonderful world “lost in these woods”

[@Louis_2568]

There’s also take me to snurch which isn’t really a full parody but it’s still hilarious

[@sheersternfeld1914]

@@Louis_2568 and I think to myself, I AM LOST IN THESE WOODS!

[@Louis_2568]

@@sheersternfeld1914 I see treeeeeeees of greeeen, green trees there too

[@varogoth]

Richard cheese does covers just like this

[@johannesviljoen9656]

probably the most cursing in a bettina video.

[@diogamest3545]

Honestly, Bettina cursing feels... illegal somehow?

[@johannesviljoen9656]

@diogamest3545 feels like hearing a preschool teacher making CS:GO callouts

[@blueotter5954]

More than the Papyrus Boss Fight essay?

[@lancer434]

That’s what I was thinking

[@johannesviljoen9656]

@blueotter5954 5 here, 8.5 (one is cut off) there. youre right

[@bendubz9000]

Fuck The Moon guy is a X(Twitter) legend, they'd reappear every few months, repost their hallowed song, and then get suspended for "hate speech against the moon". Truly my favourite modern cryptid

[@Snomrade]

Hate speech against the moon is bad?

[@taylor_green_9]

As a moon lover, I'm honour-bound to consider that person my mortal enemy, but I'll admit it was funny 😋

[@clemente3966]

​@@Snomrade Depending on the fandom, it might. I'm thinking of one where 'the moon' can mean a character that does come from the moon, nothing about Sailor Moon though, so yeah, it is possible.

[@GeminiEntropic]

Theres a “fight the moon” by a guy named “*Ch*onny *J*ash” and it has those exact lyrics lmao

[@npc6817]

Sokka working at x apparently

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I laughed until I cried at "I'm a chicken-man, bok-bok b'gawk!" It came so out of left field and I hadn't heard it before. I had to rewind the video because I laughed so hard I couldn't hear it.

[@normalman6078]

It's really fun to sing to myself in falsetto

[@cobaltchromee7533]

I can't believe that my favorite wasn't included: "Stacy's mom turned me into a frog I'm eating flies and live inside a log Stacy can't you see she has placed a spell on me! Now I'm in a bog and look just like a small green frog"

[@campfirecryptid6604]

Wait what about Mothman? in the tune of the YMCA? Mothman, there's no need feel down...

[@gutsmasterson2488]

I said mothman. Lift that man off the ground.

[@insertnamehere9718]

I said, mothman, ‘cause you’re in a new town,

[@insertnamehere9718]

there’s no need to be un-flappy

[@campfirecryptid6604]

@@insertnamehere9718 You just need to be the M

[@insertnamehere9718]

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[@ICLHStudio]

This happens all the time to me, I very frequently get some of the most random songs stuck in my head (often things I haven't heard in literal decades), and if I don't know all the words, my mind will make up whatever random thing fits. My favorites that I remember are one time when I had the Battle Hymn of the Republic in my head like: "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord, He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, He is traveling 'round Hawaii on a giant, green surfboard, His truth is marching on!" And this lovely rendition of the classic Spider-Man theme song: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, deadly, eleven foot Spider-Man, has three heads, thirteen eyes, opens his mouth to unleash the flies! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!" That one went on for several verses describing the horrors of 'Spider-Man', including claims that "his bite will fill your veins with rust", that he "spawns the nightmares that plague all man", and that "Eldritch gods quake in fear, when they sense that he is near".

[@redfailhawk]

Speaking of BHotR, I learned these two years ago: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the mighty viking lords They are trampling out the vineyards where the grapes of wrath are stored They have loosed the fateful lightning of their terrible swift swords The Vikes go marching on Glory glory hallelujah Lordy how they'll stick it to ya Glory glory hallelujah The Vikes go marching on Oh, they jumped about their longboats and they sailed upon the sees They slaughtered all who fought us and they did just as they pleased Cause they're mighty Viking warriors and they never beg for peace The Vikes go marching on --Everworld, by Katherine Applegate. and then the middle school classic: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher and we've broken every rule We are marching down the halls to [redacted] the principal The students go marching on....

[@ezracohen6020]

Now I need the full spider-man song you came up with

[@esobelisk3110]

do you perchance have the full version of that spiderman song somewhere?

[@ICLHStudio]

@@esobelisk3110 I was pretty sure I had it written down somewhere, and when I found it, it turns out I had added even more verses than I remembered over time (one of the lines is censored slightly because YT doesn’t like the phrase). Spider-Man, Spider-Man, The end of all things: the Spider-Man, His physical form casts a maddening shade That reveals the abyss where he was made! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Escape by whatever means you can! **** yourself, if you must, His bite will flood your veins with rust! Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spawns the Nightmares that Plague all man! Eldritch gods quake in fear If they sense that he is near Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, There’s nothing worse than the Spider-Man Your suffering makes him erect Conventional weapons have no effect Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Torment eternal is just part of his plan Insect legs will burst out of your skin As his gnarled hands rend your soul within Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Gaze not upon the Spider-Man Avert your mind, try not to scream Or he’ll crawl through your mouth to infest your dreams Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Mocking the legacy of Steve and Stan His breath itself taints the very light ’Till his blood-red hue covers all in sight Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man! Spider-Man, Spider-Man, John Wick left his dog and ran! He has backwards joints and haunting voices That recount to you all your sinful choices Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

[@ICLHStudio]

@@ezracohen6020 I just found and posted it on a reply below (or above? I never quite know how things are ordered on here), it was longer than I had remembered. Also, feel free to add on to it if you like (although I'm already running low on things to rhyme with 'Spider-Man').

[@zendikarisparkmage2938]

It's hard to gauge the combat prowess of the singer. On minute, they're losing to a pigeon, and the next minute they're ready to throw hands with The Moon.

[@deanmiller6463]

The difference between self perception and reality

[@MerkeligStrormride]

Don't worry, they're going through a character arc.

[@BananaWasTaken]

Well they took a moon jujitsu class. They didn’t take a pigeon jujitsu class

[@molassesman4066]

​@BananaWasTaken theres a very good reason nobody learns combat abilities that only work on one thing and ive already seen how badly this goes in 300 years max level killing slimes

[@ShinoSarna]

moon is a freaking inanimate rock. All you need is enough time.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

By tumblr user amatalefay: You pick a phrase You pick a rhyme Repeat the sound another time Five iambs and another beat will do ya Another rhyme A rising note Congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to _Hallelujah_

[@awaredeshmukh3202]

Oh that's one of my favorites!! It fits so perfectly AND it's literally describing its own parody action

[@keiyakins]

There's also one for common meter, which I don't know the origin of: line one contains eight syllables the next contains just six for emphasis iambic stress that's it no other tricks (sing to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Or the first English Pokémon opening. Or Amazing Grace. or like a zillion other things.)

[@darkstarr984]

It’s a fun song to sing because I never actually know when to stop singing verses, and just like amatalefay explained, you can always just make more.

[@minecrafting_il]

That's actually incredible

[@d4-v1d22]

I read the first 4 lines to the tune of the opening theme of Chowder

[@dapperpotatoes8473]

Amazing singing. My favourite one I’ve ever read (not in the video) is: When it’s jaws open wide And there’s more jaws inside That’s a Moray.

[@ineffablake]

omg yes i love that one sm, also i think she actually has a video with it :D

[@jenkohr]

My favorite of the same type of joke is “when an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that’s a moray”

[@sheersternfeld1914]

What about "Mr sand man, man me a sand"?

[@gutsmasterson2488]

Make him the cutest, man car door hook hand.

[@DinoTamer-22]

Give him a sandwich, with feta and clover

[@andrewxaviermcelroy4700]

The fact that she's able to record these without cracking up is extremely impressive.

[@smol-one]

That was amazing. Never stop. This should be a series.

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

I'm reminded of Charlie Slimecicle's tweet and how when people asked him to delete it he doubled down. "OwO We're halfway there" is what it's called.

[@НаталіяАлексєєва-м4х]

Not mine, but one of the favourites: "You pick a song, you pick a rhyme, Repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note, Congratulations, you just worte ANOTHER GODDAMN VERSE TO HALLELUJAH"

[@bio9leader60]

I worked at a summer camp a while ago and we found some old lead paint, so I sung, to the tune of the letter song from blues clues: "We just got some lead paint" "We just got some lead paint" "We just got some lead paint" "Let's go lick some walls"

[@tortis6342]

3:01 this is one of my favorite songs but also I have a severe phobia of horses and that makes it 1000% funnier

[@npc6817]

Aheam. WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE, LIKE DELIVERY?!? NO WHY THAT'S DIGIORNOOO

[@vtfan115]

I knew the anteater one was coming and I still laughed

[@ariartsy9220]

Thinking about how, hours into a road trip, my friend and I once started making up wrong lyrics to Country Roads... Which led to: "Crunchy ice, feed me rice In a place, full of mice South Dakota Twenty dollar Feed me rice, crunchy ice"

[@HazeEmry]

3:11 ok all the songs so far are hilarious but this one is ingenious. Sycamoray??? I'm in love

[@peterjohansson1828]

This is amazing! sometimes it's so easy to forget how beautiful the internet can be, thank you for making these videos :)

[@sketchiscribblr8285]

but how could you forget Take me down to the furry city where the dogs are green and the birds have titties

[@ConstantChaos1]

Now I have to rewrite country roads for my gnome drag queen d&d character. He is one of the first fey to ever live, every time he dies he is reborn so he has been around for almost 40k years now. He travels the planes sending spirits to reincarnate (both by invitation and by force) back at the homeland of the fey. "Aincent gnome, send me home, to the place, fey belong, Tír ná nÓ-óg, that old stone, aincent gnome, send me home, aincent gnome."

[@calicocat1205]

Sending these to my friends who love music lol, this will make their day!

[@CaptainObliviousV]

(To the tune of His Theme from Undertale) My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my home town With my new family

[@BlindStarLily]

These are all wonderful. Aside from Country Gnomes, my favorite Tumblr parody song will always be: She wears short-shorts I wear long-longs She’s cheer-cheerer And I’m on the sit-sits

[@Mytrios2137]

This was a great video to watch on a break during a 9h shift, thank you Bettina

[@Midnight_Warrior]

here's my favorite Mothman! There's no need to feel down, I said Mothman! Pick that man off the ground!

[@harmonicraindrops]

Laughed so hard at all of these lmao. *Starts quietly singing* Fly me to the moon, and let me kick it's fucking ass...

[@SingABrightSong]

To the tune of AC/DC's TNT: I'm T-Rex! I'm dinosaur! I'm T-Rex! Listen to me roar!

[@sadmac356]

*YES*

[@themanonthewall7029]

this channels just free good vibes. keep up the good work.

[@greenhydra10]

I think the bear one and the Welcome to the Jungle parody were my favorite, although I think I might have heard the blankie one before.

[@angelthorn3465]

last one was a missed opportunity for "hallecoojah"

[@Modtro64]

To the tune of Rock Me Amadeus. Hot Potatoes Hot Potatoes Hot Potatoes Hot Potatoes Hot potatoes Ho ho ho hot potatoes.

[@spugintrntl]

Whenever I screw up at work I sing Amadeus quietly to myself but I replace the titular phrase with "I'm a dumba$$"

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

1:20 SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!!!

[@inkk-splatters]

love this. I've seen the post on Tumblr before, but the out-of-tune vo just contributes to the funniness

[@RawrKatz]

I love tumblring down hills

[@WarTie]

0:56 huh I wonder if this guy doesn’t like the moon

[@Kaliko-hey]

One time I randomly started singing sound of silence, but I forgot most of the words, so I sang this: "Hello darkness my old friend" "I've come to talk with you again" "And I don't remember the rest of the words" "Yet I still remember the tune" "And honestly" "I'm sure everyone would prefer" "That I would stay" "Within the sound of silence" Lol.

[@supersonic4863]

(in the voice of mario's floating head) "When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie thats amore! When an eel lunges out and he takes a bite of your snout thats a moray! Get it? A moray eel? hehehehehe I said a funny!"

[@normalhuman9878]

1:58 Obtuse Rubber goose Green moose, guava juice

[@WeightedRaincoat]

Giant snake Birthday cake Large fry and chocolate shake

[@Hababalooo]

We need to make a album with these songs fully realize.We can even rival with Weird Al.

[@DragonsAreAwesome45]

Will any professional singer PLEASE rise up and do all of these lyrics justice?

[@SolidSquid1]

Love posts like this, but i can hardly ever recognise the songs without hearing a snippet, so absolutely love that you were willing to sing them for us 😃

[@SterlingRaven37]

I absolutely love this, we need full covers of these songs! ❤

[@captianbacon]

Id genuinely love you to sing full versions of a few of these your voice is just cozy.

[@UltraCenterHQ]

0:48 Meanwhile in the Local 58 universe:

[@Danka42]

Your singing is lovely ❤

[@SeltzerFountain]

I love the singing voice, it makes these posts better

[@Eloraurora]

Not from Tumblr, but I'll always remember when a knitting magazine wrote out instructions for a hat to the tune of 'Seventy-six Trombones.'

[@sheller153]

With a snaggletoothed grin, And another within, That’s a moray.

[@deadlydingus1138]

I’m rolling down a hill I’ll crash into a tree Oh shit I couldn’t stop And broke my fucking knee (Goddamn it)

[@Lumiiears]

Absolutely love these it reminds me of those videos where its songs but finished by Google top searched and ill never not find those funny haha

[@UvularBean81269]

Tumblr the musical. 🎶🎵🎼

[@GameStormerSam]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh Story of tumblrtale

[@dominique9597]

one of my faves is the i walk a lonely toad- the only line im remembering of it is " its just me and this giant toad"

[@themoonthathitsyoureye5902]

I enjoyed the sycamore and moray ones. :)

[@Gravalpea]

See...THIS is how a great value D&D Bard is created!

[@illidanST7F]

aww man, its missing Beat our guest!

[@rileylittleraven]

I cannot express how much I love this

[@johnutsler9310]

The bugs don't need to fear chewing from the anteater - anteater don't have teeth!

[@Beareaucratichellspawn]

The sycamore one was GENIUS

[@quinnlim5104]

beautiful now I want full versions lol

[@DeviousDryad]

(To the tune of Radioactive) I’m breathing in! I’m waking up! I shit my ass and I poop my butt! -Jacob Drawfee

[@carriontrooper3437]

Or the classic re-interpretation: I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST I WIPE MY ASS AND SLAP MY NUTS

[@eforoyal]

I once mentally rewrote "Waiting for the end" by Linkin Park on my way to Paris, because I've been hella bored from sitting in that car for way too long. The only thing I still remember is that I somehow managed to sing "I know what it takes to sit here/But I'd rather fucking not" to the tune of "I know what it takes to move on/I know how it feels to lie" though. I think I maybe left the "Waiting for the end to come/Wishing I had strenght to stand" bit the same.

[@Ann-Abel]

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that’s a moray

[@If-loki-was-a-fox]

Thanks to the fandom I come from, this song (the tune) activated my fight/flight/cry reaponse for the wrong reason 3:30

[@UndecidedASMR]

i love this sm

[@zam6877]

Dang it! I put this effort learning moon jujitsu...!

[@cyborgmonday4817]

I like the Fireflies parody: You would not believe your knees If 10,000 angry bees Buzzed in the night as you fell asleep

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

I have one of those too You would not believe your teeth If ten thousand pounds of beef Smashed your window as you fell asleef

[@MysticTheFloofBall]

I have this parody I saw a while ago: You would not believe your ears If 10,000 buccaneers Kidnapped you in your sleep Just to save one sheep

[@alexbuckingham2155]

(To the tune of 'Mr. Sandman) Yummy-Num Man Bum me some nums Make them the yummiest Nums in my tum

[@ScorpionTamer]

I really wish you had more songs on your channel, I love your singing

[@emmetjames2482]

How do you get through these without bursting out laughing

[@syahran1518]

I love your funny singing voices with these weird ass lyrics, but my favourite is the don't stop believing greentext

[@tj_kendon]

Here I am trying not to explode into laughter at work. That was maybe not the right video to click on for a quick... quiet... distraction

[@mcs5591]

0:58 Someone actually made a song in that tune and those are some of the lyrics lol, the video got taken down due to copyright but the song still exists on the bonus track of the album on KZbin

[@marietheotaku94]

This is amazing my favorite Tumblr song is of course sandman, man me a sand 🎵

[@aquapenguin9697]

make him the cutest man car door hook hand

[@WeightedRaincoat]

Give him two sands, like sandses and handses

[@dumkenadine1268]

Heh i need now a cup of Coffee very good song trumble Video

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

00:50 You jest, but that’s basically the plot of _Neon Genesis Evangelion: ANIMA._ Also, here’s a gem from my dad, which he came up with years ago, about Gaston from Disney’s _Beauty and the Beast._ “No one _spits_ like Gaston! No one has _fits_ like Gaston! No one dumps plastic cows in his _grits_ like Gaston!”

[@eldrago19]

Dam you cut me down and built it up You're a beaver, a beaver And I said: hey... Hey-hey-hey Living life like hand grenades

[@captianbacon]

You bring me so much joy....

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

"please stop me now, cause im making a mistake, terrible mistake" "im a dumbass driving down the road in my new car"

[@leia575solo9]

This was awesome, please do more!

[@crazyking7186]

YESYESYES i'm going to scare someone with these!

[@coltondodger]

OOOH, That's good Dopamine.

[@sapphireclawe]

And this is officially staying in my liked videos to watch again later.

[@Anika38d]

2:57 Yesss, touch sneks! They're cute💖

[@adrienstarfaer]

Was not expecting Depeche Mode, that was awesome!

[@FewVidsJustComments]

This is arguably better than Matt Rose’s Twitter video about this

[@Pingviinimursu]

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Thanks Bettina!

[@raphaella9846]

There's quite alot of eels here huh?

[@emperorpalpatine2721]

1:43 even looks (and sounds) like a real song!

[@tamaradelsohn5493]

That was actually beautiful!!!

[@lykanaslupus]

0:46 I can not express how hilarious that one was for me.

[@Dojibu]

I can relate to that comfy bed song so much

[@DinoTamer-22]

The eel city one took me so off guard I had to rewatch it twice 😂 why are there so many moons and eels?!

[@wireveined]

0:49 this one is a chonny jash song

[@StealthfiretheHexagonal]

I want actual covers of all these

[@stardust_spreader]

you have a pretty good singing voice!