If you understand, you understand. Sending much love to this man. I'm Mexican, and I spent my life in prison from age 18 to 33. We've faced battles between Blacks and Mexicans, and sometimes we do what we must. But never once did I hate anyone just because of the politics inside. Keep those stories coming, brother. Love hearing them all.
@m420-nd1ifАй бұрын
Damn, essay. How many Tacos did you steal to get 15 years? 😮😮😮
@bull41924 күн бұрын
@@m420-nd1if ask your mama.!
@wondabiz16 күн бұрын
@@m420-nd1ifyou british people should be trying to steal tacos because yall still eating food from 498 years ago
@heathermetz65764 ай бұрын
2:29 “Oh sh*t that’s today?” 😂
@theartoflegacylegacycast47434 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@analauragonzalez50024 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@cooldinaz3 ай бұрын
You know that is exactly how it happened.
@mp44552 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@angelariley308229 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@drkrobinson4 ай бұрын
man i was a prison chaplain and i'm cracking up on your posts!!! u know how many prison weddings i've done...i'm cracking up!!!
@melissakbj3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mp44552 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@1025paperАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TruthandChakras10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@tammiebaby214 ай бұрын
You're.....different 😂😂 funny asf.
@frankiedavissr86904 ай бұрын
IKR 😂😂😂😂
@standandknowgod4 ай бұрын
Ikr....if you can make "real prison shit" funny as HELL😂
@mykahammock4 ай бұрын
You're late to the party, friend!!😂
@heathermetz65764 ай бұрын
@@tammiebaby21 absolutely agree!
@grumpyboomer614 ай бұрын
Damn! This whole joint tryin to be Cadillac!
@easy64274 ай бұрын
Just lay back and do your time easy.... Cadillac!
@crissy83434 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mp66404 ай бұрын
“He trying to fuck the whole Cadillac up” Lmao 😂
@medusasunshine47054 ай бұрын
😂😂right
@turtleislandchief4 ай бұрын
Once I saw a dude come down to the showers in some g-string boxers I knew I wasn’t coming back😂😂like da fuk!!!
@BarnYard-wo3bv4 ай бұрын
Aww shit that's today🤣🤣
@heathertea27044 ай бұрын
Hollerin!!!😆😆😆
@mozaikgem4 ай бұрын
🏃🏿♂️🤣
@Kevinsideyou3 ай бұрын
"Dis niqqa missin the weddin'" 😂😂😂
@theartoflegacylegacycast47434 ай бұрын
U done buss yo slacks out the back 😂😂😂😂😂😂. It's been 90 days 😂😂😂😂
@teejack7804Ай бұрын
Ali is so funny, I feel like I'm right there with him. He has become my favorite comedian of all times. I go crazy for Li! I watch his clips every day. 😊❤
@michaelabit60074 ай бұрын
The reception is on my block 😂😂
@cookiecookie88294 ай бұрын
Good for you Ali you are standing your ground being the real MAN!!!
@titusb7924 ай бұрын
AWW SHIT THATS TODAY?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HeauxlySmokes4 ай бұрын
Aye man, get you a knife😂😂😂
@blackdiamond61214 ай бұрын
😂😂 I hated i missed he's Vegas show last weekend
@heathertea27044 ай бұрын
"That's Today?" Chiiiiile.😏
@mercdenson25893 ай бұрын
“You’re.. DIFFERenT” 😂😂😂🤞🏾💯
@rn25114 ай бұрын
Omg I forgot I always laugh so loud when I watch Ali 🤣 you’re too funny Sir.
@JakeSpoon2144 ай бұрын
So many questions. But I want to know, how do u steal a whole sheet cake?Did they all steal pieces & than put it together 😂
@mp66404 ай бұрын
That’s funny asf 😂😂😂
@ZackSilver774 ай бұрын
You thought it was chocolate but Then you find out they just hit plain cake up their butt 😂
@RaggamuffinForever3 ай бұрын
Carts…
@jaybosqueeze16 күн бұрын
When there a will there a way
@teesbees51704 ай бұрын
Ali be having me in tears 😂😂😂😂
@fiftybelowzo23 ай бұрын
Realest comedian🎉
@ricoclark4783Ай бұрын
I'm dying laughing because as a retired CO I've seen my share of prison weddings😂😂
@kenninitro442 күн бұрын
Open yo ass up fast is LEGENDARY CRAZY WORK😂
@jtjtrs88064 ай бұрын
They sprinkled them all over the units 😂😂
@pwsn20074 ай бұрын
I hope you hear the messages behind the jokes.
@robertyoung62784 ай бұрын
The higher the security the crazier things can get
@anarchist_parable4 ай бұрын
Whew, he talked about it 😂
@1curlygyrl3 ай бұрын
@alisiddiqcomedy funniest set ever… I think a rocking chair and old table like a southern porch would look great with that background
@karikasumi8884 ай бұрын
That's today?! 😫 🤣🤣
@phillipruff41082 ай бұрын
I can here “Come get your love” in that beat box section
@ntochrist4 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂
@LilaHorton2 ай бұрын
You're DIFFrent❤
@samanthagreen55352 ай бұрын
❤😂luv this man he keep my stomach hurt but i luv it 😅
@randolphsmith75524 ай бұрын
Mannn when rest of this gonna drop? This is TOO good!
@Samoremusiclover4 ай бұрын
It dropped months ago lol
@a_soldierz_genetics4 ай бұрын
Ive been working at a men’s maximum security unit since 2019. I have seen some wild stuff. Stuff that most wouldn’t believe
@mp44552 ай бұрын
Share!!!
@a_soldierz_genetics2 ай бұрын
@ I’ve honestly been thinking of uploading some prison content. If interested, follow me and I’ll keep you informed.
@fortunecresc2324 ай бұрын
Told nothing but the truth
@goodcitizen644 ай бұрын
Too funny!! Thanks for sharing!
@justice17634 ай бұрын
Watching in NYC 😂😂😂 hilarious
@justice1763Ай бұрын
I was married in Attica Correctional facility 😂 happily divorced 🗽🗽🗽
@TwntyUp4 ай бұрын
missing the wedding with nowhere to go is crazy
@alleygangfoolish4 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂. Sad but true
@peterwilliams63614 ай бұрын
A perfect marriage or relationship is an illusion; there's no universal playbook for making them work. What's effective for one couple may not apply to another. Nevertheless, I've come to understand that there's always a solution to be found. Half a decade ago, my wife and I faced such trials in our marriage that divorce seemed inevitable. Yet, through perseverance and determination, we navigated through the rough waters and emerged stronger, reunited, and more resilient
@peterwilliams63614 ай бұрын
Its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is shelly renee white..
@peterwilliams63614 ай бұрын
You wont regret it
@Crazyazzb2 ай бұрын
Just seen you in Philly! Destroyed the building 😂🔥
@ysmithriley4 ай бұрын
Awww SHID, that's TODAY❓️You coming to the party❓️🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀
@queenshishithicknessbaby3246Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aww shut that's today's 😂😂😂😂
@mp44552 ай бұрын
The dancing !!😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@NBDG7134 ай бұрын
When are you gonna be in Houston? I’m ready to buy those tickets.
@MelissaLona4 ай бұрын
He’ll be here Nov 9. I know because I got my tickets. He’ll be at the Sugar Land Financial Center.
@NBDG7134 ай бұрын
@@MelissaLona appreciate that imma get my ticket 💯🤘🏽
@dallasharlem13854 ай бұрын
Youuurrrr different 😂😂😂
@rosecouch73434 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 he's hilarious
@Browniewatson602 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 MUCH RESPECT
@Will-i8n3 ай бұрын
Ain’t laugh like this in awhile
@MrsNewland3184 ай бұрын
That’s today!?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#mygriot
@JetLagRecords4 ай бұрын
Ali Siddiq, amazing video bro
@standandknowgod4 ай бұрын
A different place😂
@zanobiaj10194 ай бұрын
MR. ALI SIDDIQ YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE ALL SOLD OUT. ALL 3 OF THEM. TEAM WHAT'S UP? 😊 UPDATE PLEASE SO I CAN COP ATLEAST 2 OF EM. 😭😁💰
@glendaharvey26764 ай бұрын
He is telling the truth. Prison didn't do it. It is in their heart and mind. Lord, help all of us.
@therebellion964 ай бұрын
It definitely encourages that kind of behaviour, for sure. At least in the US. Apart from the sexual deviancy and the assaults, the whole "prison bitch" mentality, for some reason, has always been an American phenomenon.
@stuartrudman66524 ай бұрын
Keep the faith ✊
@OptimusPrime-x9xАй бұрын
Bachelorette party in prison
@jaggerxl4 ай бұрын
So glad Ali talked about this. Plus so many "free" citizens find it funny, always referencing some "Bubba" or other fictitious black man's nickname that will violate the newcomer. See it all across KZbin & other platforms. It's sick.
@noneofyourbiz-b7h2 ай бұрын
RESPECT
@stacyebanks94904 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@denwilliam42614 ай бұрын
Just Cadillac
@DurkeeThompson4 ай бұрын
Trust and Believe They know EXACTLY what they r doing and GOD has Another plan He will forgive Everything ACCEPT if u take your Life 🙏😇❤❤❤❤❤💯
@denno31242 ай бұрын
I appreciate you trying to encourage people. Please stick to scripture though. You have not seen God address suicide in scripture as you just did.
@aaliyahhakeem86024 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@PastaImposter4 ай бұрын
release part 16?
@denisedillard71914 ай бұрын
It’s up to 16 I ain’t see since 4
@fiftybelowzo2Ай бұрын
At 1:43 ali looks like bald Mystikal 😂
@andreaway88634 ай бұрын
🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ladyshorty69894 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
@theartoflegacylegacycast47434 ай бұрын
The super 3
@robertson-winningallthetim72414 ай бұрын
Prison psychologically works to make someone gay?
@MiniM694 ай бұрын
It’s called situational sex or sexuality. People try things they wouldn’t consider outside of the confined/oppressed environment
@robertson-winningallthetim72414 ай бұрын
@@MiniM69 disgusting
@Luraseven5044 ай бұрын
@@MiniM69 Situational? Or a curiosity that always been there?
@mariecampbell33734 ай бұрын
Then, when they're released, the all-male shelters seem to promote homosexuality.
@ogkush19164 ай бұрын
@@Luraseven504situational.... because if u wasnt in that situation u wouldnt do it... yes some orob have had urges b4 but others may just compartmentalise. Alot og why men or ppl in general do n dont do things is because others do/dont.. once you see others like you doing it your brain opens to the possibilities more. As reality has now changed.
@Luraseven5044 ай бұрын
🤔
@farmfitnesspham4913Ай бұрын
You better call prea
@R0S3inC0NCR33T11 күн бұрын
Never underestimate the ingenuity of queers, we will start a nightclub *anywhere*
@leonelsierra38224 ай бұрын
So CeCe likes tossing salads
@YaBoi-jc4vq4 ай бұрын
Keeping it a buck
@thirikujohnteh94294 ай бұрын
from 🇰🇪
@kamenbizАй бұрын
😂
@ColdKnight-nn4ln4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@lamontevlogs4 ай бұрын
LOL
@blaccjesus84734 ай бұрын
Man i seen a youtuber that tells prison stories on his platform steal your story
@AstraKiro272 ай бұрын
My MamaBear MZ DIANA ROSS, she always said Conundrum...when you said it,it just reminded me of her..Sadly i was told years ago she had passed away.I never got to say Goodbye and say Thankyou for her looking after me like a Mother.xxx
@DadGod_LB4 ай бұрын
LMAO
@DR_Wilkinson4 ай бұрын
🩶
@239jangalang44 ай бұрын
I became a MAN in prison at 19-20 yrs old I had to stand alone like a wolf g shit it was ninjas sleeping wit punks like there was nothing wrong wit it
@michaelgranado231020 күн бұрын
That guy in the deadlocks never laughs once, throughout the whole show. Psycho. Hand over his mouth the whole time.
@MontySherrod4 ай бұрын
Lovenevee fails
@bladerunner27x4 ай бұрын
Exactly. I’m not down with this BS.
@76kamikazi4 ай бұрын
Hope you youngsters realize jail isn’t the lie all those rappers are telling you jail is hell