Patient has a bullet stuck in his forehead

[@journeysdreams]

I love how he assumes its something "down there" at first

[@nightwolfsfury8476]

In my hospital, a guy keeps “falling” on things, including an apple. I’m curious if his wife knows or if they do it together. 😂 My guess is she didn’t since I’ve never seen her visit. It just happens a little too often NOT to assume. Lmao

[@judithsixkiller5586]

I think that there should be a Disney princess song called "Somewhere Down There".

[@myaaaaa4114]

lol I thought the same because of his past videos

[@blameitoncapitalism]

didn't we all?

[@nola281]

ER nurses see that all too often.

[@Visible_To_All_Users_And_666]

I love how he says nothing crazy like "that", then immediately proceeds to swing the pendulum to the other extreme end

[@lu9167]

Lots of love, Steve. Am from Mozambique, and you make me laugh a lot during my nights❤

[@chloebenson7118]

Lol

[@43djh]

It’s not crazy like that! It’s crazy like this

[@justawanderingsoul8643]

Honestly I think an anal insertion might be LESS crazy than the actual story.

[@yuh-ss7ue]

Love I think you meant to make that a comment and not a reply 😭​@@lu9167

[@gypsybelle4757]

The bullet didn’t kill me. But if I look bad for the wedding photos, my missus will! 😂

[@lydiapetra1211]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gloriack7976]

True story!! 😅😅😅

[@V1_The_Machine]

He was very polite. I’ll give him that.

[@nunyabeeswax256]

Y'all already know pt. 2 is being edited 😂

[@youraveragelamb]

frrrrr

[@EyeLean5280]

"NOTHING CRAZY LIKE THAT!!!" Proceeds to tell a crazier story.

[@Drexus.The.Mantled]

This may just be a skit, but truthfully, the truth is often crazier than a lie.

[@sherine9033]

​@@Drexus.The.Mantled AFAIK, his skits are mostly true stories 😂

[@missaniebananie6473]

When he said “a couple months ago” I instinctively yelled “I BEG YOUR BIGGEST PARDON” like nurse John. Like a fan crossover in my head

[@labellafleur6262]

Yep

[@amberspencer9846]

That was my second thought; my first thought was that I knew people like this. Heck, I'm related to people like this.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

To be fair if it isn't immediately obvious that something is wrong you wouldn't expect it to cause you problems in the future.

[@thoracis]

Ooh, who’s Nurse John? I need more funny med videos

[@neharoychowdhury5292]

😂😂

[@BlinkoutIRL]

"Nothing crazy like that" procedes tl say something even crazier

[@a.sullivan8369]

Idk. Shoving stuff up your butt on purpose seems crazier to me.

[@Volcano22207]

@@a.sullivan8369the joke is that it’s surprisingly common (Also people will people)

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@a.sullivan8369Well many, many people do it. And trust me people do even crazier things for pleasure, butt dildo is actually pretty tame

[@ViliamF.]

If he's getting married within a week's time, I highly doubt the wound from taking out the bullet would be completely healed by then.

[@snarky4lyfe144]

depends on how deep the bullet is? if its a superficial like pluck a piece of shrapnel out ( which seems reasonable in this case) its a few stitches or a butterfly bandage at the most , if the bullet had full penetration of the skull , this would be a very different story . This seems more like shrapnel and not a full bullet.

[@whatTFisThis]

concealer can hide a wound easithan a bullet

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Ikr, make no sense.

[@khaotictrash]

Depends on how deep the wound is and how large the bullet or shrapnel is. From what it sounds like, he got grazed and has a piece of shrapnel embedded in his skin.

[@nguyenvu8262]

I doubt that the soon-to-be-husband guy have any idea to estimate wound recovery or treating any wound for that matter.

[@jadelynnopal]

one of the calmest GSW walk-ins I've heard of

[@dahliablack1236]

I work at a gas station and once had a guy limp in to get advil and beer and calmly explain that he was about to dig a bullet out of his leg because his son (who was an ex-con and legally could not have a gun) had accidentally shot him a couple weeks earlier and he was pretty sure it was getting infected. He said couldn't go to the hospital because his son would go back to prison. I saw the bullet hole; he was wearing shorts. He wasn't joking.

[@nonbinarygoblinonarainbow4672]

​@@dahliablack1236 wouldn't it just be easier if he told doctors that someone else shot them that they don't know or something like that?

[@arcadymorel7565]

@@dahliablack1236 advill and beer ? Not even wiskey and cocaine ?

[@jadelynnopal]

@@christophercarillo4784 Gun Shot Wound

[@crisptomato9495]

@@christophercarillo4784someone with a gunshot wound who showed up at the ER themselves instead of coming in an ambulance.

[@superherom03]

Ah that rural farmer mentality

[@JetFoam]

It's always "well, a couple months ago..." 😭😭 every time!!!

[@jmvanzalinge5023]

It's like he doesn't realize there's going to be a wound there in its place.

[@littlelilac3827]

Maybe makeup would help a bit?

[@sabrinapederson6273]

​@@littlelilac3827I know makeup artists with the power to cover up anything, you're so right about the makeup

[@gumi6286]

​@@littlelilac3827I'm not sure if putting makeup on a wound would be a good idea

[@Billy_Gaming_2021]

Bro was so chill about it “Yes, I got a bullet stuck in my forehead… I feel totally fine”

[@dorolicious]

I kinda feel that. Not a bullet but I had a bike accident a few years ago, where a car passed too close and grated me next to tramway tracks and a construction side. My bike got into the rails and I scraped across half the construction site. While the driver just drove on, the next car stopped and pulled my bike off the tracks while I limped to the side and checked my injuries. Now, I grew up in a strict mariner household, so I just mounted my bike and drove home to treat my injuries. After two months, with a swollen foot and festering wounds, I decided to get my leg checked, because the shinbone still hurt a lot and had a weird bump. The emergency surgeon was furios! 😂 He scolded me so thoroughly to at least come to the ER at the same day of an accident and not months later, because there's nothing he can do now if my leg was actually broken and healed in a weird way. Not to mention the other issues like swelling and festering wounds. 👀 I did improve though! Nowadays I go to him on the same day after an (very hurtful) accident! He never mentioned it has to be immediately and that I couldn't run some errands before that. Or how severe the accident has to be. 👀 (Have some shoulder and back issues after I fell and crashed into a kitchen cabinet a few weeks ago, but shhhh!!!) 😅

[@Samaelwilliamslangtry]

“The future missus would kill me!” My good sire I don’t think she could if she tried.

[@SarahNelsonWA]

Am I the only one who was hoping he lifted the hat so I could get a look at the wound?

[@constanceelliott2736]

I posted the same question :)

[@renata3559]

Reminds me of the exact chat i had with my doctor when i finally went in for an appointment after 8 years. Not a bullet but an in grown hair that had become encased in hardenned tissue. 'why did you wait 8 years' 'i didn't want to miss work or school' 😂😂

[@davethompson1687]

Kyle? I thought that chick pulled it out for you when we were in DC?

[@marshalee4509]

Watch him take his hat off snd u see the bullet sticking out.

[@toaster19_32]

The priorities are a bit off but they exist and thats a win

[@michaelking42]

True story: dude gets shot by his neighbor, gets flown to hospital. Checks himself out the next day. Day 3 he's feeling bad, checks himself back in, I fly him to another hospital, he's sitting up talking to me. He dies that night. They found another bullet lodged in his head that they didn't know about.

[@trym2121]

They didn't do any type of scan to really see the whole picture? Even simple xray can tell the whole story

[@perhapsbutmaybe]

It's rather hard to believe your true story, when bullets practically glow on an X-ray compared to bone or tissue.

[@perhapsbutmaybe]

It's rather hard to believe your true story, when bullets practically glow on an X-ray compared to bone or tissue.

[@mdlouie]

@@perhapsbutmaybe is it common practice to x-ray someone's head after you remove a bullet from somewhere else?

[@michaelking42]

@@perhapsbutmaybe For sure, sounds unbelievable, but when you're in a small town with small town medical care. Believe it or not, you could probably google it as I think it appeared in the local media as well. Crockett, Texas.

[@sophfro]

Half of working in the ER is figuring out why the person who has had pain for days, weeks, months, YEARS is actually there today 😅

[@kateshiningdeer3334]

TBH, it's often because they have tried everything else and just can't take it any longer. Sad, but true.

[@jasminekennedy4774]

I had an ingrown nail for months that was super painful but I was terrified to go to the ER or the podiatrist cause lidocaine shots are even more painful to me. I went to a podiatrist finally last week on Tuesday and he recommended a partial permanent nail removal on either side of my right big toe and the toe right next to it cause I kept getting recurrent ingrown nails. Got that done, lidocaine wore off and I was in extreme pain like he said I'd be for 24-48 hrs but then the pain persisted and I missed more days of work. I go into urgent care due to pain and find out I have cellulitis so now I'm stuck taking bactrim which makes me extremely nauseous and hoping the cellulitis clears up. I have a massive fear of the ER and doctors and do not go there unless it's an absolute last resort :/

[@9sxrah]

Doctor has seen the worst stuff he’s just expecting it 😂

[@rvouzs2x]

if all patients were chill like this..

[@helenclaudiadavidson1219]

Yeah... I definitely wouldn't be this calm!

[@fictionfan0]

Being that chill would have me *very* concerned about their mental stability.

[@___LC___]

This would be if a GenXer went in…as we mostly grew up in a “if it isn’t actively killing you immediately, you can wait to see if it clears up” situation regarding emergency rooms. I didn’t even want to go to the ER when it turned out I had broken multiple bones in my leg. I figured once the subluxation of basically my entire foot (my ankle) was reduced and it wasn’t painful, I could manage until after work. Sure, I was in surgery at midnight, but it wasn’t as bad as the patients with compound fractures. The cast to my cooter was a bitch though.

[@rvouzs2x]

@@fictionfan0 right but, for the sake of the doctors that gotta handle OD patients; to them, this is a miracle.

[@terachuu4077]

My brother is chill as patient cause I am chill too. He knew I'll managed everythings. He's got bad infection and sepsis and stiff, barely could walk, spent 10 days on catheter too. I accompanied him most time.He's treatened having to go into ICU and having dialysis. His doctor told me why am I so chill and not panic, he lost patient over the same things. Thank god he was brought early to the hospital. I always so positive thinking, did what I could do and pray for the best. My parents worried enough. After he's discharge, he wants to go to zoo, eat dumpling and favourite fried chicken.

[@Owen.collens]

So he's got a hole in his head and he wears a beanie to cover it. Unintentional homunculous reference

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

Not me going through Brotherhood in my head and trying to remember which one experienced that only to realize it was probably the original FMA and I'm guessing it was probably Envy.

[@Owen.collens]

@@TinySwanGrandAdventures what are you talking about

[@slightlyevolved]

In a week...bro, theresnthis thing called healing. Also, at this point, why the ER? Go to your damn outpatient clinc.

[@amazingcat30]

Atleast he's respectful and shows some thoughtfulness for the nurses

[@Chiffawndue]

Dude’s definitely a farmer

[@jolyric6441]

Doubtful. Most farmers are smart enough not to use a hard target that's going to cause a ricochet. Or to stand that close in the first place.

[@_Radoo]

@@jolyric6441nothing wrong with plinking steel targets. just not a great idea to do it w an ar or any rifle caliber. demo ranch still does it tho just with swinging targets so they dont ricochet

[@Chiffawndue]

@@jolyric6441 It was a joke. Because farmers don’t tend go to the doctor unless something is majorly wrong.

[@JohnWardButOn420]

Correct me if im wrong: but i think some people can live with bullets in them, just not to months, maybe a couple of days before a traumatic brain injury occurs

[@Arissiah]

I'm not totally sure about in the head, but there are cases where removing a bullet is actually more dangerous and can cause more damage than leaving it where it is

[@_rat_5758]

@@Arissiahyup! My great uncle was shot right near the collarbones I think is where it was - never removed it because at the time it was way to dangerous, if it went a cm deeper it would’ve 100% been fatal - but we have some of his X-rays and they look pretty damn cool

[@Arissiah]

@@_rat_5758 yeah my Aunt got shot in the arm twice but it was really close to nerves, so yup they're still in there

[@captdraco7478]

My pop had a bullet from the Korean war in his shoulder, he was eighty nine when he died, born 1933

[@moonzal5379]

There always will be an exception in an exception

so is the bullet sticking out under his hat? why does he need to look good for photos?

[@J0knows]

Dude probably got in his hairline and he’s getting married and wants to look good for the pictures because his soon to be wife would be miffed if he looked like 💩 for their wedding day.

[@NilZed1]

@@J0knowsof course it’s a bit late for the hole and stitches to heal up in time.

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

@@NilZed1Plus they’ll likely need to shave some hair off.

[@J0knows]

@@NilZed1 true but let’s just say it doesn’t sound like this guy is the brightest crayon 🖍️ in the box 🤦‍♂️

[@erinrafferty5659]

You don't generally wear a beanie for wedding photos...

[@angelinacorbin1448]

“Nothing crazy like that!” Proceeds to say the most out of pocket shit

[@synthwavecat96]

Guy has his priorities straight.

[@franziskaklaus4492]

Ah yes, definitely marriage material.

[@adenm8963]

Unironically True, he had no problems with it, and only decided to do something about it to make his wife happy.

[@ezicagent2724]

Exactly, he seems polite, honest, and is really only doing it to make his wife happy

[@gumi6286]

​@@ezicagent2724 he is someone who doesnt give a damm about his own safety, I personally wouldnt want to become attached to someone so reckless.

[@brooklynnchick]

LOL. I’m from MT, a region of our state’s northwest is called “The Yak”. It’s not a place you go if you don’t have business there; everyone is carrying a gun, some people are carrying because everyone else is but there are also bear, mountain lion, and wolf packs that have learned to hunt or follow humans as a food source. This dude is every dude I’ve ever met from the Yak.

[@Nizhonibearcreek]

My husband is a climber and I’ve watched him cut into his leg with a chainsaw like 90 feet in a tree he pulled out some super glue , he glued his leg up put some duct tape over that and finished the tree 🙄

[@thebluewolf2472]

Reminds me of when I accidentally cut my hand open really deep while de-boning a chicken, wrapped my headband around it to apply pressure and stop the bleeding, finished making dinner, and then I glued it up myself... my partner (he's male, I'm female) was not too pleased with how nonchalant I was about that injury. I have carpal tunnel in both my hands, so hand injuries dont tend to be very painful, especially after surgery. I also self harmed as a teenager and never sough medical help, taught myself how to suture, realised it was easier to just glue it up and most injuries I get nowadays are just fixed with a thorough clean and some super glue, then covered with a bandage. I always have super glue somewhere, because I am heavily prone to doing stupid shit. Yet, if my partner got a similar injury at work I would be all over him trying to fix him up, while this poor man has to refrain from looking at my wounds or he might throw up... anywhere else on my body, he wouldn't have an issue with, but hands are a big no-no for him. One thing I cannot deal with is broken bones. I will throw up or at least feel very ill if I saw someone's bone sticking out. I've never broken a bone but jesus christ it terrifies me.

[@JuliaJames-zx5xy]

Appearances are everything to this guy. 😂

[@wenchfisterx]

Wait til they remove it then he turns i to a vegetable and they have to put it back in to be normal..

[@syncringe1885]

Knowing this has happened scares me..

[@DaTwilightGamer]

Merica!!!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@Mr.Dongle]

🌶️!

[@Ilovetulinspower23]

It translated to pepper lol

[@ProudMommyOf3PawneePrincesses]

😂😂😂 Merica 🌶️

[@kathrynjones1367]

"The missus is gonna kill me", I'm not so sure she could if she wanted to 😅

[@Auditioneere]

Okay but this makes perfect sense with the cost of health care in America.

[@bemusedbandersnatch2069]

Not if his first stop is the ER. Better bet was to demand a good faith estimate from multiple places and shop around first. The "No Surprises Act" mandates that those not using insurance are entitled to one as long as the medical practice get three days notice.

[@HyperLuigi37]

Meanwhile the scar will still be visible since this is only a week out… lol

[@Enesidaone]

If he has savvy friends/relatives, someone might figure out a way to cover the wound with a bandage and some concealer (depending on how the Drs do the extraction and how the wound looks 😬). And if all else fails, there’s always photoshop. But yeah, surgical scars start looking waaay better once you hit the 4 week mark in my experience. Not to mention that the delay in getting proper treatment is going to drastically affect the appearance of the final scar. The science behind scar formation is beautifully complex and it’s a shame most people often don’t know much about it.

[@candacel3305]

At a week out, it'll still be a wound. The scar comes after that's healed.

[@HyperLuigi37]

@@candacel3305 Still same point lmao.

[@homopopsie6622]

Exactly my thoughts

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Probably can get his fiance to do a little touch up on the makeup to cover the scar.

[@FNX_BEATS]

I would like to know how he went unharmed and not have any other long term affects. Like HOWS THAT POSSIBLE?

[@Galacticguts]

People have actually survived much worse head injuries! I think I remember hearing about a couple cases where knifes, bullets or scrap metal were lodged into the brain and people were totally fine afterwards, it's not gonna happen all the time obviously but there are a couple lucky times where it happens in just the right spot

[@FNX_BEATS]

@@Galacticguts in the center of your forehead is not heard of but I heard of one's hitting the side of your head and the top of your head. But the FOREHEAD?

[@isu.f.osevenathing4932]

​@@FNX_BEATSthe forehead is the denset part of your skull so its possible it couldve lodged itself under the skin between skin and bone

[@FNX_BEATS]

@@isu.f.osevenathing4932 not for a 5.56 round, sure I heard of that stopping a 9mm

[@lavenderandwine]

Ok but that reminds me of my grandpa. Farmer his entire life. In his 90s now. He'd hide wounds from my grandma (she passed in January this year -- 2024 -- just a day before her 87 bday) all the time. Friggin his a gore wound he got from one of his cows until it got badly infected and he couldn't walk. He spent like a week in the hospital i think but i could be wrong. I was like 11 at the time and am in my 30s now but i do remember seeing him in the hospital. He can't walk now so maybe he'll stay at of SOME trouble. Idk why farming men are just like this.

[@Robplayswithdragons]

Same with my farming grandfather. Take one day off work god forbid.. take a week off work due to infection sure. He passed due to a stroke while driving and went right through a red light. Willfully man but arrigent.

[@justiceforusall7038]

the glasses with the tape 👌🏿🔥😅

[@ferozuddinshaik119]

Maybe because it will cost him a lot in America so he felt it's better to keep it there, yk medical bills in America right!?

[@rizon72]

Too many have this mentality if I feel fine I'm all right. And yes, its not an American thing, know too many Canadians who think this way as well.

[@altansipdrae2759]

@@rizon72 I mean it says something when people prefer to keep their problem rather than seeking medical help, sometimes you're just better with your health problem than with your bills problem

[@rizon72]

@@altansipdrae2759 So my friends in Canada have high bills? That's why they don't go to the doctor. Good to know, now I can tell them that.

[@altansipdrae2759]

@@rizon72 I'm pretty sure your friend knows their situation better than you do and you shouldn't go try to explain them something they know better lol

[@rizon72]

@@altansipdrae2759 The OP comment was all about high bills as the reason, which you defended. Now suddenly it might not be because where my friends live might not fit your narrative.

[@hoosierpioneer]

Not to mention if it's taken out now, he will have a healing wound in the wedding photos.

[@makeupandmusicgirl]

Oh if I was his future missus, I’d be PISSED

[@berrie-nice-to-meet-you]

Gotta say though, this is a pretty chill patient

[@linmonash1244]

It's called brain damage.

[@michaelmoses8745]

​@@linmonash1244 It could also just be farmer guy doing farmer guy stuff. I'm moderately surprised that he is getting the bullet removed now. I suppose it must be the end of corn harvesting season or something.

[@Notaplayer]

I sure do hope this doesn’t cause any fallout between us, Fallout: New Vegas.

[@yimin1994]

Im so invested in this story rn 😮

[@amodius2207]

Bullets In that caliber don’t ricochet like that. No way

[@Heavyflamer66]

Probably just spalling or shrapnel from bullet fragments

[@farmboyaf4649]

Any bullet caliber can ricochet if the conditions are right. Most of the time, it is shrapnel.

[@matthewgerdes9184]

He didn't specify a caliber. An AR could be any thing from .22 upto .50. He didn't even specify AR 15 or AR 10

[@B2WM]

This is the most Murcia thread response to a Murcian issue and by the gods I need the full Dr Bazelka popcorn, soda, and junior mints for this tea.

[@Heavyflamer66]

@B2WM hell yeah, bruther. Freedom rings

[@infinitelyexpandingcringe3368]

Courier 6 showing up to doc Mitchel’s house (October 26th 2182 colorized)

[@aj23013]

(the ar thing was a cover up.)

[@courier6402]

​@@aj23013yeah cant have the "authorities" catch Benny

[@SammmN]

Can I order a psych evaluation for the pt?

[@ToniHunterOne]

When he said "Long story short, . . ." for some reason made me thing of Gomer Pyle. The story's like something Gomer would have happen and tell about. LOL

[@AshleyS-rm3gc]

I used to be an ER nurse, and had this same scenario minus the wedding stuff several years ago. I busted out laughing when I watched cause it brought back all the memories.

[@Gadlaru]

The worst part of patients like this one is that they’re real. Honestly, people out there are way crazier than you can imagine 😂

[@sorban5352]

Let me guess he's a midwest farmer.

[@dawn8293]

He is not going to look good in the photos if he has head surgery the week of the wedding...

[@markbundi3229]

Aah yes American hospital charges 😂😂😂

[@EllisParker-rw5gk]

Thats just U.S.A hospitals in a nutshell

[@BobWithHat]

Mans got his priorities straight. If it ain't broke, don't fix it; if the wife's good, don't break it.

[@Vega_-nr4yj]

A couple months?? Oh my god 😮

[@bowserking6284]

What in thr would I think this guy is hard headed.

[@nkwhite]

Why is he country? 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@MisterPuggles]

Bless your heart.

[@Leo_ness]

Who else would this happen to lol

[@nkwhite]

@@MisterPuggles Bless MY heart? Bitch, please

[@nkwhite]

@@Leo_ness "Rhetorical". Look it up

[@nkwhite]

@@MisterPuggles 🖕🏾🫠

[@pokemonfan706]

Love how it's the people with serious injuries who seem the most chill

[@hdjksa52]

"are you able to remove things from someone's body" I've looked at the past few videos, it looks like that's what that emergency room specializes in.

[@evanim7450]

So what was the patients name. God. God was his name

[@Aetriex]

Its definitely "Bud" or "Billy"

[@okuthedragon]

Fun fact, similar things actually happen. If you get an injury like that, you're not fine please get help. This type of thing is more common with men though I see why.

[@BigRed1595044]

For once, nothing is stuck in the butt

[@jessicaolson490]

Poor guy doesn't realize his wound will still be open from the extraction.

[@AM-pz6xu]

Bro forgets thar there's gonna be stiches

[@feliciascorner9795]

A week is not enough time for the skin to heal bro. Missus is going to be pissed.

[@joshuagrant3299]

I can respect that. Gets straight to the point, doesn't make excuses, probably pretty willing to work with whatever the treatment is.

[@mikebruce17]

Whoever made your tour schedule either loves frequent flier miles, or has no access to a map.

[@pierlouise4593]

We use to do open the gate😂

[@Jennifer-pb9nd]

Polite, not melodramatic, actually needs medical attention... surprised he came to the ER.

[@Just-An-Internet-Gal]

"A couple months ago." I had to go back and make sure I herd that right

[@andrestorres4715]

"Nothing crazy like that." Except this was actually pretty crazy 🤣

[@AkumakoCross]

Buddy, you think that’s gonna be healed up by the time of the wedding?

[@pyrrol9389]

When a married woman is more dangerous than a rifle

[@thomasgoldfish6460]

"Welcome to Heavens Hospital sir how could i help you today?"

[@maryzip3922]

🤦🏼‍♀️ write a book about all the crazy stuff you have experienced. You will be set for life 😂

[@tinawexler6547]

My favorite question when taking a history for situations like this: “why today?”

[@JazzyDee912]

Will you have any dates in oregon next year

[@RueJue]

I was wondering the same thing! Keeps touring everywhere *except* here!

[@tonyhuss337]

Finally one of his videos where there isn't a Karen just a really chill person

[@rose4lyfe]

Well… at least it wasnt crazy right?😂

[@animallover4lifedoglover107]

I love how he is so genuinely sweet and polite, it’s too often that ppl treat ER nurses/staff with just plain mean-ness

[@Valencia-v4m]

WHY'S IS HE SO CALM I'LL BE SCREAMING AND BEING A KAREN 😭☠️💀

[@ThatweirdEMTnerd]

The neurological deficit is strong with this one.

[@frankkiejo5560]

“…for my wedding photos…” And I can’t even get a date!😂

[@lyraraveena3227]

Man cannot be killed by bullet but still afraid off wife

[@Sophia-s8y]

How did he even survive that?!

[@DominikaGarbal]

He's wondering how the guy is still alive😂

[@barbararowley6077]

One of the most USA stories of all time. Not that we can talk in Australia. My nephew was bitten by a red back (similar to the US black widow) and just toughed out the bite at his in-laws. He was luckily OK, since they can deliberately vary the amount of venom in each bite and she’d only been scaring him away, so it was very lightly envenomed. (The venom is excruciatingly painful, so it only takes a little to teach a big animal to stay away.) But it was still an extremely foolish thing to do.

[@Chickensammichgod]

Remember people, don't be a dumbass when using something that can kill you

[@plainjane3439]

Most important comment. Don’t be a dumbass. lol

[@weekendnomad5038]

Had to be a farm guy. They are built different 🤣😂🤣 I bet he superglued it shut too

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Ah, of course, i knew the "but why now?" was because of the missus.

[@linmonash1244]

When the future missus finds out why he has a big ole hole in his forehead she might decide NOT to become his missus! Would he wait a couple of months before taking his future son to the ER, if he 'accidentally' shot him?!?

[@owenmccord5078]

My grandmother (born c 1915) lived most of her life with a 22 cal in her head from my great uncle (he was 9 when he shot his 5 y/o younger sister.) 15 years later she graduated Highschool two years early went to work for the telephone company and supported her family through the Great Depression. Gramma was a badass Sweet home Alabama

[@cyndiabsolon1415]

You definitely have so interesting patients 😂😂😂😂

[@britonblanchard5079]

Bro this is the one of the only times I’ve seen a patient this calm in a “something got stuck” situation💀

[@SJ-ni6iy]

I need to see what is under that beanie