Patrice O'neal Destroys Sandy Kane

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

“Enough of you, Willem Defoe.” Lmfao

[@ronaldcatullus]

He said William

[@KC-bg1th]

@@ronaldcatullus This is what autism looks like.

[@Txion661]

I looked him up 😭😭

[@tomzimmerman8]

I'd rather fuck Willem Dafoe.

[@TheLowest]

Specifically willem defoe from speed 2. Easily in the top 5 funniest lines on this show

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

Patrice with knockout after knockout

[@MRRGaming223]

It's Fucking Legendary

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@MRRGaming223 props to sandy for sticking in there baaaaby

[@Buckets50]

@@VashTheDamnFiend nah you can’t give someone probs when they just don’t know what’s going on

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@Buckets50 but she does. She’s not a tard she’s more of a freak but she’s self aware there’s tons of times where she owns her grotesqueness. Idk I’ve always found her endearing

[@Buckets50]

@@VashTheDamnFiend I’m just referring to how she didn’t seem to realize how bad Patrice was killing her. It wasn’t outta anything other than stupidity that she kept goin at him

[@jon08182]

"You look like an unwrapped mummy." 😂

[@yougotmeltv8222]

I was coming to comment this as I heard it 😂😂

[@TheHawk-dy4cl]

I love how she thinks she's gonna own patrice...that was the most hilarious destruction ive ever seen

[@oneskinnyhonky]

She started it so I have zero sympathy for her, not that I had much to begin with.

[@RealGateGuardian]

In her defense, she didn't back down and had a zinger

[@luvr381]

Battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

[@Chthonic_Elements]

You said it, man

[@ElohimPenemue]

Nobody was better than Patrice at snappin', he used to literally desecrate people.

[@stargazer4683]

Patrice oneal on O&A number 53 he destroys a couple of fat guys walking by

[@MrEvanNoyes]

@@stargazer4683 Very cool, rctankman!

[@atomic_syd2234]

7:02 "You look like a melted Barbie doll" Maybe the funniest insult I ever heard. Patrice was a God.

[@mackinshizzaveli4202]

There is no funniest insult on this from Betty Boops gma to Willem Dafoe to Nesferatu just all of them destroyed her. Insulting each other is what we do in the hood.

[@catchbooker7257]

Unwrapped mummy was better.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

She looks like Jame Gumbs skin suit.

[@Txion661]

A Barbie doll that got dropped in the oven 😭😭

[@WoahLookAtThatFreak]

Nosferatu got me the most

[@Fjuncaj]

I lost it at “Willem Dafoe”

[@FeastTheStoic]

And she was ina movie with him lmfao

[@iismellgood]

why would she even try ..

[@MRRGaming223]

Tremendous

[@kingj6753]

Lol he’s not even trying... and she’s trying too hard.

[@desktopshorts7411]

'Shouldn't you be somewhere with your feet curled up under a house?' OH MY GOD

[@odinponzi9224]

I don't get it

[@mymic208]

@@odinponzi9224 The witch from the wizard of oz.

[@Flipstylee6]

Every time i hear this line i ROLL. He was the master.

[@iismellgood]

I don't feel bad for her she started it

[@oneskinnyhonky]

These are a pair of Patrice's greatest (recorded) smashings, he was like a verbal Muhammad Ali.

[@RealGateGuardian]

Mike Tyson in his prime would chew up Muhammad Ali, in his prime, and spit him m out as soggy sausage

[@MrJasonMcintyre]

"Betty Boop's grandmother" 😂😂😂

[@jimkelly7908]

1:35 that fuckin' laugh of his is so tremendous.

[@cubeincubes]

You can’t go toe to toe with Patrice, “his toe weighs more then my whole body” 😂

[@brandonethereal1084]

That was gold

[@Flipstylee6]

"Shouldn't you be somewhere with your feet curled up under a house."

[@KerkinWayno]

Bobby lost it

[@vlo12]

The funny thing is she's in a movie with Willem Dafoe now

[@ChrisNyk]

cool

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

Is she playing a corpse?

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Is she playing his older sister?

[@lapidus9552]

She was the rotting fox in Antichrist.

[@vlo12]

@@tejasnair3399 sweet sitar playing

[@sca8217]

One thing Patrice himself said about talking funny... A lot of the humour also comes from the sound of the joke words... Betty Boop's grandma, lying curled under a house, molten Barbie are all funny sounding words in the own right, and when applied to sandy Kane, man...😂😂😂

[@bigtime8924]

God damn...... this man is just something special..... like I just fucking cannot stop listening ...... and i am losing my shit.

[@duanemcintosh8908]

Love how the only thing she can come up with is terrible fat jokes

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

Even Bobo had better fat jokes when he was tearing up the Virus.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

That was how Patrice knew he'd won, when all the other person had was fat jokes.

[@jonw3462]

What! dya want another slice of pizza? Did you eat the bus? Got his ass 🤣

[@Huxtee7]

Patrices normal everyday observations are legendary.

[@rayraytheroaddog3939]

"Betty Boop's Grandmother" Patrice was a beast. Miss that guy, need dudes like him today.

[@immanuelcunt7296]

@Great White Cat Patrice is way funnier than Kevin Samuels

[@bigfactsbroski]

lmfao she looks like mr bean in a wig

[@vanishingdragon2340]

Patrice nuked sandy out of existence😂😂☠️☠️

[@ottico84]

William Defoe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Patrice is probably the only person to laugh that hard when Adagio For The Strings plays, a huge comedian giggling & cackling at one of the most melancholy songs ever written.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

Betty boops grandmother 😂

[@mattdrummond3552]

Bunny sounds like Troy Quan

[@josephcook732]

Lmao the laugh at 8:36 😂😂😂😂

[@catchbooker7257]

Had seen before but have listened to so much over the past 48hrs. Laughed so hard I literally couldn’t breathe. Sandy’s stereotypical Jewish accent (talk to him)...

[@PrivateAckbar]

To be fair I don't blame Sandy for being racist. She's that streetwalker in Taxi Driver getting hassled by the black kids. And in her mind she's an unappreciated Jewish princess.

[@wkeon]

Who cares if she's racist she's looks like dust in human form

[@milzmagnetic8225]

Fuck, That “Taxi Driver” Reference Was Descriptive 😩

[@friedporchetta]

I want a horny little Jewish princess, with long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

[@robertstraw9881]

Nosferatu *eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh*

[@dannydropshot9588]

That blue bunny is so annoying I hope Elmer Fudd gets him.

[@entertainmentvidz]

Radio gold lol

[@jameshoch9632]

Classic Patrice right here

[@xxxViceroyxxx]

what do you eat schoolbusses what do you eat schoolbusses what do you eat schoolbusses have another pizza have another pizza man what do you eat schoolbusses?

[@mickygurll]

Didn't I see you at weight watchers? Didn't I see you at weight watchers? Didn't I see you at weight watchers? Didn't I see you at weight watchers?

[@johnLennon255]

11:10 sandy snaps

[@hurrifanc.3434]

11:13 you useless twat

[@johnLennon255]

@@hurrifanc.3434 needs the build up u loser

[@josedavidplacencia2141]

@@johnLennon255 lol

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I love Anthony muttering "Fuckin'-a..." right before she erupts at Patrice.

[@srijanagrawal255]

this was like george foreman vs joe frazier

[@montauk6]

DOWN GOES SANDY!!! DOWN GOES SANDY!!!!🤣

[@aaronmadrigal4626]

This is good stuff

[@BABA-is8kv]

Sandy's laugh at 08 seconds 😂😂😂😂. I think shes dead now.

[@marriontruell8309]

The way she says man lol

[@goreds551]

You shaved it? How did you get around Twuato? I wonder how Patrice would react if that thing would start whispering: Open your mind...Open your mind.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

"Get to the reactor, Robert Kelly..."

[@anneominous7172]

​@@oneskinnyhonky😂

[@entertainmentvidz]

What was she thinking lol she take decision to battle in a room with patrice and anthony and think it'd gonna go well . Bad business decision

[@joshuag7207]

The first thing I thought when I saw Sandy was "Rest in Peace, sorry I missed the funeral"

[@ceciliosoto526]

Is that Opies laugh at 0:52? Sounds like it but there wasn’t enough recovery time.

[@sulh9504]

Lmao that is fucked up funny

[@gabrielj.serrano2768]

Listening to this on my birthday. I almost passed out from laughing so hard. A true legend.

[@johnLennon255]

No one cares tubby

[@edwordturner8484]

“Happy birthday to YOUUUU”- blue bunny voice

[@anneominous7172]

Happy belated birthday, sweety 😘

[@sauceking3344]

2:24

[@CisternRumblings]

"He doesn't eat pizza, he eats Pizza Huts." - cold line by Sandy but it got trampled over.

[@brandonethereal1084]

Nah that was weak,,,, Her toe joke was funnier lol

[@Skimmerlit]

Cold as in frigid, corpselike, kinda like someone we know.

[@ikemachamer7904]

Sandy is NYC Royalty.

[@opienanthony]

Sandy is still old to this day and Patrice died from being fat. Mull that one over fanboys

[@jonw3462]

Both sad

[@fredtibbs2730]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"both sad"

[@brandonethereal1084]

At least Patrice is resting.......Sandy is a living zombie at this point

[@Skimmerlit]

She’s been old since WWI.

[@BABA-is8kv]

She's dead now​@@brandonethereal1084

[@srijanagrawal255]

its not like sandy has bad jokes, she just doesnt know when or where to say them. its not a good strategy to say you probably ate too much pizza after he called you an unwrapped mummy and everyone is dying laughing at you

[@armando1is1great]

they were absolutely horrendous jokes, maybe, MAYBE the wrinkle one was ok. What's wrong with you

[@joshk300]

“Feet under a house”? What does that mean? I don’t get it

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

If you watched The Wizard of Oz, the wicked witch of the east gets crushed by a house and all you see is her feet.

[@wkeon]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 gotta be the only person on earth to not watch the wiz

[@digitalrazorbladez]

That one shouldn't need explaining..

[@scottdavis4388]

Go watch the dark side of Oz

[@Fjuncaj]

I’ve never actually seen Wizard of Oz and even I knew that reference Lol

[@jtp1389]

Sandy has the wit of Opie. Perhaps his mother?

[@mickygurll]

Fuck I miss him