Patrice O'Neal on O&A - I Wouldn't Let Me F*ck Me

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[@charlesbaicy3295]

Patrice was spitting straight knowledge in this one

[@kida9195]

“Brotherman?… ughhh”

[@alchemist78]

Opie is furious with Jim for doing Chip lol.

[@234i9]

Everyone should be

[@noyes.]

Fuck those useless ass remixes

[@pearsequigley1092]

Patrice has thee laugh of all time! It's how you know what's said is funny!!

[@haraldisdead]

Tony Soprano OBVIOUSLY died at the end. Why the fuck else would they end it that way?

[@matturner6890]

People want to get high-fallutin' and feel smart. I mean, what's more obvious than the line "you probably *don't even hear it* when it happens".

[@FPTREESOUNDS]

The creepy caller bit was fucking great 😂😂

[@yourm0mslatinobf846]

Mel Gibson tapes...legendary comedy. 2 in the morning, and I'm bursting with laughter 56:30

[@aaroncotton555]

What the hell did patrice say at 18:55 😂

[@charlesbaicy3295]

I was expecting an actual humorous statement and not 8 seconds of stutters lmfao 😂

[@BoDiddlee]

I miss him.. More than ever nowadays.. He would wipe the floor with the current woke shite

[@noyes.]

You need to stop being an obsessive person

[@SlicedWrist]

I love Patrice and he makes a lot of sensible points but he defends black people to the death and says he isn’t defending them while saying that you gotta understand what white people did to black people that makes them act this way as if that isn’t defending black people

[@HenryKrinkle358]

You're not wrong, and it used to bug me that he would do that, but to be fair, Patrice was the only Black guy in the room, and any time you put one person of one race in a room and everyone else is a different race and criticizing that person's for racial stereotypes or reasons, that's what they will do. I don't know if you've ever experienced the inverse, being the solo white guy in the room full of black people talking shht about whites, but your natural impulse is always to get racial and play into it because you just feel attacked.

[@MylesKillis]

Understanding why someone did something wrong doesn’t excuse or defend it cause it’s still wrong what we do. There is an explanation but it’s still wrong.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

Somewhere around 40 minutes in, they discuss Tyson and how he was viewed as "animalistic" by the media because he used big words out of context and bit an opponent. I half agree with Jimmy about him being the only fighter to bite a piece of his opponent's body off. But at the same time, it didn't matter whether he did it or not. Because everyone already has their mind decided about who you are. I went through it for years working in the corporate world. People see me show up and not give a f about the job. They see me do EXACTLY 8 hours and punch out. I get labeled as "unprofessional", "lazy", "im just here for a check". I don't understand how "he's just here for a check" is an insult though. EVERYONE is "just here for a check". But no one ever sees the number of years I spent with a suit and a tie, and doing the whole "good morning" "yessir/nosir" thing. They never see the years I spent working from 8 am to 10 PM in salary jobs to try to move up, not to lick boots, not to be "a company" man, but just to afford decent money so I can just buy a home and finally own something. No one sees the hours and YEARS worth of projects and training that I have in experience. They only see the product of a guy who is just burned out and tired and only realizes that I'll never move up and earn money because it doesn't matter how hard I work, people have a natural mistrust of that they can't unwrapped from the DNA in their bones. For me, going "above and beyond" means that I spent all weekend rearranging a project or restructuring a training class. For some fresh out of college white girl, "going above and beyond" meant that she worked past her shift for 10 minutes to update some excel sheet that she messed up in the first place. And then at the next town hall, they have an "employee spotlight" where they talk about what she did and somehow stretch it for 10 minutes. For me, exhibiting leadership means that I have to put my foot down and make hard decisions, even if people don't like it. And then I get labeled as "unprofessional" and I need a handler, like an animal at a zoo. For that same white girl with no experience, exhibiting leadership means that she's insanely unprofessional and rude, and her "leadership" gets suddenly labeled "tough and firm, but solid and fair". So you DO eventually reach a point where you just become "Mr. Ngah" 🤷🏽‍♂️ Because if I act professional and become a credit to your operation, you're going to treat me as if I come in and clock in late and am rude. So what's the difference. I might as well ACTUALLY do those things. And that's what happened to me. And THAT'S why Tyson was the way he was with reporters. I even heard him mention as such on an interview one time that it doesn't matter if he acts like a gentlemen, they're just going to keep prodding him until he loses his calm. ANYONE can say "then just don't be that way". But no one ever says "yea, that guy spent years TRYING to get along with everyone."

[@pearsequigley1092]

Jim Norton is a genius too!

[@matthewvolb94]

OMG pushing it with their feet!ahahahaha!!!!

[@noyes.]

Patrice was smart but he really went from not understanding why a woman would “consent” to a rape to avoid something worse then say “take my watch so you don’t kill me”. I get having a chip on your shoulder from being falsely accused but Jesus dude.

[@OGPigman]

I was go glad to hear Jimmy agree to brooding to getting some. I really hoped i wasnt the only one that acted exactly like that. Not

[@haraldisdead]

It all goes back to the chosen people. If you can't see that, I don't know what to tell you.

[@ReddFoxx1562]

It was "Bluto," not "Brutus."

[@ReddFoxx1562]

Brutus helped kill Caesar.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

After the 1957 cartoon production, the name was changed to Brutus because the previous production company owned the rights to "bluto".

[@ReddFoxx1562]

@WaldoBagelTopper That's interesting, although I will have to verify for myself; if so then that is wild because I'm only 40 but grew up watching Popeye that was apparently older than my parents!

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

@@ReddFoxx1562 oh trust me- I get it. We’re the same age. And Bluto/Brutus was one of those mandala effect things for me until I looked it up. And yes, just like you, I saw all the classic old school Popeyes as a kid. But somewhere in the early to mid 90s, yea, there were more modern versions.

[@HappyFaceLee]

2:12:39

[@haraldisdead]

I like how they get all offended at the terri scheivo bit. Conservative hypocrisy at its finest.

[@polygoncreatures4045]

Huh?

[@haraldisdead]

@@polygoncreatures4045 they say worse shit about all kinds of people all the time with no compunction

[@polygoncreatures4045]

They were acknowledging that it was in poor taste to make fun of someone in a vegetative state. Not sure where the politics enter...

[@haraldisdead]

@@polygoncreatures4045 how old were you in 2005?

[@polygoncreatures4045]

@@haraldisdead 23. Why?

[@lam1045]

4:55😭😭

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17:00

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32:30

[@jefflabbecomedy]

There cant be a black jim carey? Someone tell Kevin Hart to stop whatever hes trying to do in his movies

[@fordfreeman2248]

I don't get the Patrice worship

[@tariqquamar]

Then you are an imbecile.

[@djjukeboxhero6491]

Watch one of the many documentaries about him and educate yourself.

[@polygoncreatures4045]

Maybe cause he was funnier than any comedian out there.

[@noyes.]

Racist

[@Get-db3xt]

Just say you hate nikkas