Patrick Bateman's Morning Routine 4K | American Psycho

Patrick Bateman's Morning Routine 4K | American Psycho #shorts #patrickbateman #americanpsycho

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[@EdgarAugustus]

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[@JoeyAE]

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[@EdgarAugustus]

@@JoeyAE Thanks bro!

[@JoeyAE]

np

[@ASWIN19]

​@@JoeyAEplease create more videos about Patrick Batman and Bruce Wayne separate videos like this

[@user-theekhm]

Patrick Bateman's morning routine:😊 Patrick Bateman's night routine:☠️

[@shamratkhan762]

O9oo😊😊99o

[@SKPEDITS87]

lol this comment is underrated

[@sumuqh]

No cap⚰️

[@bhamanair4984]

Because he is Batman!

[@JamesonWatson]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIAS NOW YOU F*CKING BASTARRRD 🪓🪓🪓🪓 (literally me)

[@user-og8gf8xw5h]

How every gym bro views their lives and their Daily routines

[@ComicStar-tp8sx]

Bro music name plz

[@tayem2212]

​@@ComicStar-tp8sxMareux - The Perfect Girl

[@user-mh2qf4ij8y]

Mate EVERY single "gym bro" I know pretends to be Pat Bateman yet always resembles Paul Allen after a couple axe blows. Gym bros are the male version of a radical feminist. The only way to real manliness is culture, education, healthy sports (gymnastics, tennis, calisthenics), aplomb, interior strength, a cold heart and a generous mind.

[@OldJayPokerman]

​@@user-mh2qf4ij8y it's not the only way though, not every "manly" person is like that. Especially that cold heart part is just unnecessary :/ Being emotional or having a caring heart doesn't make you less manly. It's about being honest, sincere and responsible + being yourself, of course. However, just my opinion

[@user-mh2qf4ij8y]

@@OldJayPokerman a cold heart serves but to care about your beloved ones. Being emotional is ok, yet only in the bedroom with her. Outside of that, you should be cold. World is mad mate and you should be prepared

[@SPACECRUISER96]

His morning routine costs more than my car

[@user-vb2bo3ts2h]

😂

[@arcetus]

True it cost more than most of the guy's car

[@Green-uq3nh]

i dont even have a car

[@user-vb2bo3ts2h]

@@Green-uq3nh me neither it’s too expensive

[@Green-uq3nh]

@@user-vb2bo3ts2h i ride my 5 yr old cousins cycle 😀

[@xavierforget3706]

Let's see Paul Allen daily routine

[@Littlekidlover22]

😂

[@ComicStar-tp8sx]

Bro music name plz

[@nose8522]

​@@ComicStar-tp8sxThe Perfect Girl slow (creo)

[@internetjawa6600]

1) Wake Up 2) Take A Shit 3) Get Out Of Bed

[@SaGaR-is1jg]

🗿

[@xaym3n]

The unemployed friend during Monday:

[@kartikahluwalia4795]

Not applicable here

[@changedmynamee]

he is employed tho

[@amankhalifa6638]

What is your profession?

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

Lol this would barely take an hour wakeup at 5

[@LuisEduardo-xm3tc]

​@@amankhalifa6638RAOWWWWW, RAOOWWWWWW (300)

[@Just_Johan]

From bateman too batman😂

[@ComicStar-tp8sx]

Bro music name plz

[@isaiahyoung1289]

perfect girl@@ComicStar-tp8sx

[@bruhmoment_8]

​@@ComicStar-tp8sxsong name is the perfect girl

[@user-vb2bo3ts2h]

Lol

[@DaniDon97]

You beat me to it 😅

[@CookandTravel777]

Me using just water in my face 💀

[@imagination2474]

Better then nothing 😭

[@Spirit365]

on** than**

[@maaniofficial1684]

Sahi hai bhai Desi soup se pimple aa rhe the mujhe me bhi ab Khali water hi use krta hu thoda pehle se fair down ho gya hai pr pimple nhi aa rhe 🤝 Gym Bois 👌

[@maaniofficial1684]

Sahi hai bhai Desi soup se pimple aa rhe the mujhe me bhi ab Khali water hi use krta hu thoda pehle se fair down ho gya hai pr pimple nhi aa rhe 🤝 Gym Bois 👌

[@us_who]

​@@maaniofficial1684soup*🤣🥳 Lol I have a cousin like you He had the same problem pls try using sunscreen before going anywhere

[@zonama2312]

What a classy, young, nice and rich individual

[@Hambooger...]

He would NEVER end some fellow human's life 👍

[@Zenix119]

@@Hambooger... especially over some pointless cards you know? ridiculous

[@diegorivera5674]

@@Zenix119He would never kill prostitutes with a chainsaw

[@bsjddjk]

@@Hambooger... y is it impossible u stupid bastard

[@muscularlemon8969]

​@@diegorivera5674That's pretty based , I think we can make exceptions for this if it ever happens

[@mahroosh1077]

God damn, his skincare routine is better than mine and im a girl 💀

[@tamyahgalentine9734]

FOR REAL THOUGH 💀

[@Znegva777]

Same sis 💀

[@STAR_EDITZ.2k06]

😂😂 Patrick Bateman you know 🤷‍♂️

[@STAR_EDITZ.2k06]

If you are not underage you should see the movie too named American phsyco after seeing this movie you will never be the same 😅

[@jKORE77]

Gay 😂

[@Shen919]

Bro called me poor in diffrent languages 💀

[@sussy-gussy]

1000 crunches is wild

[@7inisterskits]

Man I ain’t bout to wake up the next morning with back injuries

[@USA_UNITED1776]

Aint even efficient or sensical to do them all at once like that.

[@HeyMavDak]

More of a neck workout than anything else.

[@USA_UNITED1776]

@@HeyMavDak nah you just have absolutely horrendous form.

[@trevorhays9445]

I could do 500 back when I weighted 120 pounds when I lost weight now I’m 200 6ft 1 and can barely do 100

[@_sumkid_]

He sounds proud when he says ' I can do 1000 now. ' Edit: everyone is asking ' wouldn’t you ' so just to clarify I would I just noticed it and decided to write a comment about it lol.

[@speak_your_truth.]

Wouldn't you?

[@s-ts-4348]

Wouldnt you?

[@Lathra10]

Wouldn’t you?

[@TylerMarshal02]

Wouldn't you?

[@haydomatt]

I wouldn't

[@sarahcotton-vb3de]

This is what every famous KZbinrs morning routine video sounds like 😂

[@sentinal_entity]

Why is this so true lol

[@erickanyc8907]

😅😅😅

[@nlrenzo9432]

They wish

[@DarrenMac-yk2gd]

That one black dude who’s trying way to hard copying these white men in all his videos 😉😂

[@selena.yvonne]

​@@DarrenMac-yk2gd bet you're one of those people who wonders why race is always brought up. Pathetic.

[@michal_king478]

wakes up at 4, gets to the office at 10

[@Nomozacc]

pretty much he got his job from his dad and he hates his job he shows up late every single day as well in the books his workout is like 3 hours long as well

[@thefuckingpearl]

But you gotta admit that he's hot as hell

[@Maily1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ItsNickalisthenics]

And that’s why Patrick Bateman has the most aesthetic face in the universe

[@immaculatte]

True

[@term1nator__]

leon edwards refereance

[@dhruv-gw1mp]

​@@term1nator__ he is fighter

[@kzz8510]

​@@term1nator__that's mma

[@darberk-fk4is]

no he has a wondeful genes

[@rohithbhargav8364]

Bro had an entire shop at his place

[@HeadiHD]

We MUST keep the Patrick Bateman Sigma Memes and Edits alive at all costs.

[@trustyrusty6969]

For what bro? Sure it was a good meme but it was turned down too quick like people are using his face as an expression with Sigma all over it and all those hashtags with another clip of a woman getting beated of disrespected, As much as I love the fire edits, I don't think this meme is appreciated anymore, it was good one untill internet ruined it, loved the songs, loved his self obsession character even though he's truly a psycho lol

[@Cricket_ShortsChannel]

12 yo spotted

[@BIGFACTsEditz]

@@trustyrusty6969beta male spotted

[@JesusaChrista]

@@trustyrusty6969well the trend is dying and i still love it

[@munirarshad3698]

@@JesusaChristano i don't see it dying becasue it is not cringe meme it can be used for next 10 years

[@Gobblenuts]

Patrick batemen in skincare commercial be like:

[@STAR_EDITZ.2k06]

Yes he have a lot of knowledge about body 😅if you know you know 🤷‍♂️

[@architsundriyal1527]

His afternoon and night routine was very dangerous and adventurous 😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@thebelligerentmisnomer2201]

This is the situation Tyler had warned us about.

[@gerburg165]

exactly. this extreme consumerism is very unhealthy

[@pdx8339]

Literally it has the same vibe as, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@AL3X1KUS]

W33b

[@bigbraindragon4371]

I think Kira was based off of him, actually. The book came out in the early 90s. I wouldn't be surprised if he had read the book and then used him as a base for kira

[@SUIIIIIII77]

Was about to type that 😂😂😂

[@coolkanye]

​@@bigbraindragon4371 I don't think Araki can read English that good

[@stewartgilligangriffin336]

​@@bigbraindragon4371American psycho is based on a book too

[@harshkumarsharma8308]

" i can do a 1000 now"🗿🥶

[@Navneet07860]

The level of Psychopath he is, just imagine!!

[@LOVINGEVERYONE0709]

His morning routine is expensive than my whole month income😅😅

[@SARedits-zf2fw]

When Patrick does a skincare routine: 🍷🔥 Sigma When a random youtuber does a skincare routine: 🤡 gay, girlish

[@LouvreJaramill]

It's the truth

[@LouvreJaramill]

Cry about it

[@Zenix119]

let's see Paul Allen's morning routine

[@Zaddyzain.]

MY NAME IS ~THOMAS SHELBY ☠️☠️

[@ayan-sz2gj]

What a disciplined guy , later in the movie he stared a cosmetic brand with him best friend Paul allen and both became multi millionaire and lived happily😊.

[@shamratkhan762]

Oõ

[@shamratkhan762]

😊9

[@shamratkhan762]

Oõ

[@shamratkhan762]

O😊ooo

[@Amazing_DAILYfacts]

Mark my words, "This guy will be remembered as a sigma in this generation's heart"

[@rohitkupatnaik3253]

14 year old kids after watching batman movies:

[@suyashpandey3]

Let’s see Paul Allen morning routine 😂

[@LordEskay]

😂😂

[@EinSofQuester]

This young man is very detail oriented. He will be an asset to society

[@shashaankk2317]

What a wonderful combination of his voice and the music playing behind it, it feels as if you have been transported to another world.

[@realmjumper8154]

American Psycho is genuinely one of the most fun works I’ve had the pleasure of writing an essay on for college.

[@chetanchirag233]

Average KZbin influencers videos sounds like 😂

[@nathanpettican6522]

Christian bale was right if you've got quirky enough mind when you watch this film its just funny man 😂 he's already a super good looking guy who's apparently 26 yrs old and he's so narcissistic and full of himself that he worries about looking old and compulsivly buys a shit ton of lotions 😂 he even has a panic over business cards later in the film This films a comedy and you can't tell me otherwise 😂

[@NotArjo]

No replies 😢 sad boy

[@King.D_no.1]

27 years old!

[@gmcfiftythreee]

Having an empathy deficit and watching this is even better😂I am not a narcissist but I am very narcissistic in certain areas and I can tell you now that I have also went on a hygiene shopping spree and had panics over if my clothes were fitted correctly etc😅 This show is hilarious to me lol. Especially having a psychotic disorder while watching this you tend to relate to a lot of things lol

[@user.--.]

​@@gmcfiftythreeeSo you're a narcissist

[@changedmynamee]

It is funny asf😂 he literally killed his co worker because his business card was slightly better

[@Fearlessgamingzone581]

Batman in morning 👉😊 Batman at night 👉☠️

[@VCodeIt]

"And..I...am IronMan!!" "I wake up at 10 AM and chill"

[@mdatiar1650]

Step one : money 💪🤑

[@Theguysen008]

love his hair though

[@leolu4525]

When you wake up 2 hours before your alarm.

[@hammad-ud-dinraza2148]

I followed that whole morning routine n when I was outta my shower it was evening

[@kindofabigdeal7284]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@A8Y9N]

😂😂😂 maybe try to wake up earlier

[@hammad-ud-dinraza2148]

@A8Y9N bro I woke up early but then it's afternoon still takes time

[@raccoonwithabazooka]

“My name is Patrick Bateman. I am 27 years old.” - a legend

[@shouryasingh2046]

Just a normal daily vlogger💀

[@swifttransitionz]

Man has a 23 hour long morning routine 💀

[@user-ed6jh2hn3j]

Bro follows my daily routine 💀😭

[@spideyzone1423]

Here’s the script if anyone wants to try and say the stuff: My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy l'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[@AishwaryPatil420]

damn

[@Umar11362]

Starting tomorrow, I am going to use this routine.

[@narutoanime7338]

PHYSCHO DAILY ROUTINE .

[@aniketdigar8634]

Bro was ahead of his time 😳😳😳😳

[@PraWX-fi1vl]

BATMAN IN MORNING. : 💤😴🛌 BATEMAN IN MORNING : 🆒🥰 BATMAN IN NIGHT : 🦇🗿 BATEMAN IN NIGHT : 💀⚠️👹

[@plaguescp]

Such a Gentlemen I believe he must be a nice person 😇

[@RonnyBundy]

I'm too 27 years old but i live like a trash back.

[@TON-vz3pe]

Me too. And this shit is too expensive to buy every month.

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

​@@TON-vz3peFr💯💯

[@shawnculligan918]

He is an amazing character

[@LALAMANdarl-eo7ox]

the unemployed friend on a tuesday 💀

[@tamyahgalentine9734]

😭 i wish i had all that skincare routine stuff 💀

[@kiranstark619]

That 27 years old hits hard

[@Ivan-vw1bw]

Why?

[@Ivan-vw1bw]

Why?

[@Heiseisstuff]

​@@Ivan-vw1bwidk it just kinda does

[@Heiseisstuff]

​@@Ivan-vw1bwidk it just kinda does

[@tr.mohanty9326]

Bros night routine is much more better than morning routine

[@TylerDurden.13]

“I want no one to escape.”🗿🍷

[@shubham_nagar]

Make video on his night routine 💀 American psycho

[@YosinbekUmarjonov]

Patrick Bateman is just perfect person

[@Postaldude2002]

Negawhat

[@IshowPace.]

Bro he is literally a psychopath He has killed a lot of women dismembered them. Everyone thinks he is a sigma he isnt you should go watch american psycho then you will understand what I mean to say

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Wtf nega?

[@trigcat3107]

​@@IshowPace.That's why he's based. Quit whining

[@filrabat1965]

In a sense, that's the point. The most horrible people can at first come off as the ideal person. But it takes a while before you find something really off about them. That's how they fool us into labeling them as "great people", "leadership material" (business, politics, academia, entertainment, religion, and so forth). If they seem to be in the "best 10%" of people, that's when to suss out whether they really are good, or just pros at projecting the "right image" to the "right people" at the "right time".

[@88ashwa]

Later "Bateman" became "Batman"

[@VivekXE]

Paterick bateman the psycho × Vlogger ✓

[@sumeshkumar4896]

Bro don't use after shave lotion with alcohol, but drinks alcohol 😂😂

[@Darknight4949A]

sigma always take care of ourself 🗿🗿

[@kenzie.variant838]

As a women thank you for taking care of yourself and face 😭 most men dont

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

The guy is just rich. I just use retinol, moisturizer and sunscreen and I look a lot better than before. I think everyone should use retinol and read instructions on how to use it.

[@anirudhpandey8239]

The masculine urge to follow the self care routine like him ❤

[@Mikeykun14]

This man really inspired me..

[@tylerty7235]

Cool, Very Nice…. Now lets see Paul Allen’s Morning Routine

[@ssrtheuntoldstory]

Just Rome around you💀👍

[@Ruvaid_Wani]

Moral : bro is unemployed

[@jinfin221]

Still richer than you.

[@PradhanmantriBruhh]

Nah Moral: Bro is rich af to do this😂

[@lord_sujit]

Bruh got more time in one sigle morning than my entire lifetime 💀

[@Patrickbateman844]

This man is idolizable

[@IReallyLoveChess]

1. wake up 2. take a shit 3. get outta bed

[@Jnan._.]

You take a shit on bed?

[@JoshuaBotchway-fz4xm]

1. Wake up 2. Get up of bed 3. Take a shit

[@souravsadhu657]

As expected from the heir of wayne family ...

[@fryzen6950]

Nice edit!

[@limster5419]

“ sir,- I just asked for your order “

[@iggy10yearsago18]

He really know how to take care of his own face/body big respect sigmas

[@peace_comparison]

Patrick poops Everyone:- SIGMMAAAAA!!

[@sree3650]

Patrick breathes Insecure feministts & rainbow clowns- I feel attacked, I feel offended😢😢😭

[@peace_comparison]

@@sree3650 you have my respect

[@bsjddjk]

i'm 27 years old Heath Ledger as joker : me too batman

[@DonJuan822]

Why is this dude all over KZbin shorts? We all admiring an actual psycho. You become what you admire. Explains a lot in todays society…!

[@AvdheshExplorer]

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.

[@Zunaid_Aman18]

He is INSPIRED by any skin care youtuber 😂😂😂

[@KhadkaDemigod]

Me in the morning for no reason:

[@thareshmp5773]

He foegot to say - And I am a Maniac 😅😅

[@dairisselderins8877]

Broo all comments got me dead 😂😂😂

[@sukanyasinha48]

This has the same vibe as "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." American Psycho is a JoJo reference 🗿

[@Chicodon008]

Gigachad

[@rishav5469]

Me with pen and paper 😂😂😂

[@jessewalker883]

"I am simply, not there"

[@kilgoretrout1082]

Patrick Batman invented skin care

[@TcCvd]

This is pure ASMr

[@yourgamerz69]

No one will say its sponsered 😂

[@vasudevaraolenka1903]

By 27 years old, he got body count 💀

[@prasadtilekar8857]

He will not apply alcohol on his face but will drink it😅

[@justinbolivar8103]

When you wake up before your alarm

[@K4RxC4LCULATED]

My brain 🧠: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@wasimakram4145]

Bro literally marketed every products.

[@AhmadSiddiqui-cp1dr]

Bro is literally better than many beauty influencers

[@Rausan008]

Literally me 😂😢😅😮

[@lorclump]

Bro has more skin care than an average teenage girl (me)

[@hkhalids1995]

The pioneer of morning routine videos