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@DeadHelmet134 жыл бұрын
Pat "why don't you have ammo Paige", Paige while shooting a pot " I don't know"
@Trent80864 жыл бұрын
I imagine the scenario as a cartoon in my head: Pat asking her why she has no ammo as Paige is eagerly chucking the ammo by hand from her backpack at the enemy, at the floor, at the walls, etc. Like literally wasting ammo.
@jerri74174 жыл бұрын
She runs out of ammo so quickly because she doesnt let go of the trigger when she's changing targets. She literally sprays everything everywhere and hope it hits.
@thelaughingrouge4 жыл бұрын
She started the session with a turret section that had unlimited ammo and apparently forgot that ammo was a thing for the rest of the night.
@Trent80864 жыл бұрын
At least she doesn't quick turn and shoot a wall. Oh wait...quick turn.
@Stormfin3 жыл бұрын
Part of the problem is that she's on the wrong side, too. You have to click right stick to switch the camera to the other shoulder. It took me almost ten years to realize that, and then RE5 instantly became better for me.
@thewraithwriter22 Жыл бұрын
@@Stormfin You can switch the camera !?
@Stormfin Жыл бұрын
@@thewraithwriter22 Yeah dude, right stick for 360, R3 I think for PS3.
@TransMiqote4 жыл бұрын
"Todd Howard's kids have a silver spoon in their mouths which occasionally glitches them into the floor"
@xananax214 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Paige say, "I'm sorry!" I just think, "Do not be sorry. Be better." Thanks for the best advice of my life Dad of War.
@Trent80864 жыл бұрын
And in this situation I just think of Paige saying: "we're gods, we can do whatever we want."
@FishBoneD144 жыл бұрын
Kratos must have learned that from the Hindu gods cause that’s Indian parent 101
@CopiousDoinksLLC11 ай бұрын
"Sorry isn't much good to me if you're just going to do the same dumb shit again." - My actual Dad
@deeta0004 жыл бұрын
I hope someone animates a comatose Paige not shooting dogs while Pat is getting his groin savagely mauled by said dogs.
@Trent80864 жыл бұрын
Or a comic of her in the corner petting a zombie dog with her back turned as a pack of other doggos mauls Pat.
@MH-bq2ym4 жыл бұрын
"Swimming is the flying of the ocean." -Patrick Boivrick, 2020.
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
Paige: whats happening, i dont know whats going on Also Paige: * skips the most important cutscene in the game *
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
It's the Yakuza Zero LP all over again except this time Matt has tits.
@tonlito224 жыл бұрын
@@gaminggoddess85 Oh I hate that that is a good explanation.
@CopiousDoinksLLC4 жыл бұрын
I love how she immediately knew it was her fault, too.
@AntiNihilist4 жыл бұрын
The image of Wesker running back and forth between Jill and Chris, punching them in the groin repeatedly will forever be seared into my mind. CANNON
@sleepofgiants4104 жыл бұрын
sometimes peach is so unrelatable it goes around completely and it's like I'm listening to my own thoughts
@CopiousDoinksLLC4 жыл бұрын
She is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a total lack of spatial awareness
@pwnorbepwned3 жыл бұрын
Right after I read this, she made the snowmen comment that confused Pat. She’s completely right! If French snowmen are de facto good-aligned, then why do they have to clarify every time that they’re good? Doesn’t it make more sense that the alignment of French snowmen is evil or questionable, and that’s why the classic American kind is “good”?
@blackdragoncyrus4 жыл бұрын
"I thought I was you" Part 2
@CopiousDoinksLLC4 жыл бұрын
I love Pat's disbelief at 1:42:11 when Paige asks where he is (he's three feet in front of her. On a fucking airboat. That she's currently driving).
@ChronoTriggerHappy4 жыл бұрын
"I hate hold button, do this" Paige, you literally have to hold left trigger on o fire your gun, you don't accidentally shoot anything
@battlestarnomore4 жыл бұрын
Re4: LEEEONNN Re5: HOLD ON TIGHT!
@zerona4 жыл бұрын
iv never heard the word babe more times in my life as i have in this whole LP
@ALEXisSPANISH4 жыл бұрын
Good call, darling
@dougdynamo93984 жыл бұрын
I've never played this game. But watching them try to bait the monster into the purple trap caused every cell in my body to explode at once with anger. I loved it.
@alexkeitaro054 жыл бұрын
I'd genuinely love to see more "Make Paige shoot the big glowing weak spot" adventures. She tries so hard, it's endearing!
@kovulion77774 жыл бұрын
3:09:30 I love that elmo almost messed the redbull up with the mics, Pat is basically baby sitting 2 people while avoiding a one hit monster in this segment XD
@DynomitePunch4 жыл бұрын
paige makes a joke, then pat furthers the joke and paige doesn't get the context, this is the quality i come here to see
@kagato09874 жыл бұрын
This is like watching a grandmother and her middle aged son play a game...
@Dunkster744 жыл бұрын
that turret section made me writhe in literal, physical pain.
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
patts greatest mistake: hey paige, you should drive
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
"Drive forward." "Where?!" "Forward!" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAANNN?!"
@lovelygargoyle52484 жыл бұрын
I really want an animated gif of Wesker going back and forth kicking Pat and Paige in the groin.
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
I swear Paige has like...bipolar skill with this game. Sometimes she's doing better than I ever have and other times it's like someone gave the controller to Elmo.
@justasandwichiguess93644 жыл бұрын
That's unfair Elmo has yet to show us his gamer skills and lives for far less. Paige on the other hand does this for work and has lived far longer
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Paige is learning the game and has anxiety when she messes up. I don't think she plays alot of survival horror games even though she says she does...
@riastradh4 жыл бұрын
We both know those are the same thing
@colinreid15094 жыл бұрын
Elmo is probably a gamer god compared to her
@danherondraws4 жыл бұрын
1:32:00 I support the idea of super heroine Sheva fighting Bioweapons at night. She needs a better disguise, tho
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
40:55 pat has big cardboard cutout energy right here
@demilung4 жыл бұрын
Las Plagas has that effect on people. When they gave it to Spanish people in RE4, they started dressing like warrior-monk inquisitors.
@ABakedDemon4 жыл бұрын
The way the driver says "hold on tight!" Makes me laugh everytime for some reason
@ThePerrperr4 жыл бұрын
paige's automatic stand Blinded by the Light is making a strong showing tonight.
@josephsullivan18014 жыл бұрын
The air-boat section gave me an ulcer.
@josephsanti62194 жыл бұрын
1:44:44 Pat: Paige! Paige! Paige! Elmo: Paige!
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
That was frickin' adorable. We love Toot.
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
patt, with a pistol, sniper rifle, rocket launcher,magnum, and the most broken melee weapon in a resident evil game..."i wish i had fancy ammunition"
@heathergunson86694 жыл бұрын
omg I love your batman comment, as a batman fan i cracked up laughing so bad i had to pause the video.
@Scarnehu4 жыл бұрын
Nice clean rip of paige saying "Why are you coming for me like this?" Use that as you will
@manpotion4 жыл бұрын
Fuck marriage counseling, if you and your partner can make it through the turret vehicle section in this game, you've already proven your love is real.
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
14:29 For god's sake, Pat, I was eating TUNA!
@LaBarata123 жыл бұрын
She WAS shooting, she was just shooting randomly off into the air and couldn’t understand why the bad man didn’t fall down
@SinHurr4 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't want." - Pat, 2020
@SinHurr4 жыл бұрын
okay maybe I've been watching too much Pat because I thought of A Perfect Circle like 20 seconds before he made the joke
@SinHurr4 жыл бұрын
NO YOU FUCKS call it God HandS
@SinHurr4 жыл бұрын
Just think of all the boxes Paige could open with a rocket launcher tho!
@Acidicstudios4 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this one looks like Pat has morphed into some sort of robot couch-goblin
@N00BSYBORG4 жыл бұрын
Ska made Paige think fish were mammals? If this is what Ska produced then no wonder it died.
@nate-otero4 жыл бұрын
N00BSYBORG she also thought the fish where “reel big”
@theqreem85874 жыл бұрын
@@nate-otero Boo!
@thelaughingrouge4 жыл бұрын
@@nate-otero *BOOOO!!!*
@VergiI_Sparda2 жыл бұрын
i know im two years late but at 3:57:55 (actual time 57 seconds) Pat actually shoots Wesker first here, in the shoulder. you see the blood spray and hear the hit. i thought he was invincible this entire fight!!! insane!! im surprised he didn't notice lol
@BossKowbel4 жыл бұрын
1:41:20 Holy fuck, that whole sequence had me in stitches. Paige's blindness may be the highlight of LP for me.
@oldheadprisonofficer70244 жыл бұрын
You all better play RE 6 lol
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
RE6 co-op SUCKS though.
@suwatsaksri71914 жыл бұрын
@@mongooseunleashed thats the point
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
You be over in the corner hating life whilst I’m John Wicking through the air, doing sick dodge rolls and rad melee combos stylin’ all over the bioweapons. RE6 is a great action game.
@suwatsaksri71914 жыл бұрын
@@charlesgray6385 mercenaries is genuinely fantastic since its not dragged down by a badly paced and overly scripted campaign
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
@@charlesgray6385 Until your co-op partner has to protect you while you're stuck on a ledge or press avoid an instant death scenario....
@touchingisjustthefirststep3 жыл бұрын
He isn't teleporting Pat, just moves really fast. He can't do that shit while in the air
@theqreem85874 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this stream is such a fucking circus. I love it
@cokeMONSTERps34 жыл бұрын
This is painful.
@Zangelin4 жыл бұрын
Which part? the gameplay or Pat's cringy white guilt trip?
@TrixTrix2284 жыл бұрын
@@Zangelin I never really got that whole africa debacle even when I saw the trailers/teasers for it back then
@JimmyCougar4 жыл бұрын
@@TrixTrix228 In essence, there's a culture in Western countries where (upper-class college) white people are made to feel bad on behalf of all black people for things like Slavery, Jim Crow, etc etc. Even though blacks legally have the same rights as Whites and enjoy certain society privileges that aren't afforded to the pale faces. It's gotten to the point where ANYTHING that inconveniences a black person today is a form of systemic oppression. So black people are constant victims and babies of things outside their control and white people need to mollycoddle them, because ego. And yes, this is incredibly racist and I suspect Pat and Peach are too because of how "offended" they are.
@DaFieFie4 жыл бұрын
@@TrixTrix228 Right, an actual explanation. It's not really a debacle, it's just a bit of an oof. RE4 had similar issues where you were a white dude shooting a bunch of poor minorities. It's not really that big a deal, but when you think about it out of context it sounds really fucked up. Especially since both Chris and Leon are Americans, so it's like, "Wealthy American comes to Africa and shoots a bunch of black people." I don't think anyone is really suggesting it needs changing, or that the designers were racist, it just comes off as a bit culturally tone deaf because there seems to be zero self awareness in it. Best modern example I can think of is Justin Trudeau's blackface shit. Was it racially motivated? Probably not. But it's still a huge oof.
@TrixTrix2284 жыл бұрын
@@DaFieFie Maybe it's because I'm not part of the west but even out of context I see no issue with it, I didn't even know there was some oofing for RE4 though not being active on the internet probably helped with not seeing that
@dougdynamo93984 жыл бұрын
I had to come to the comments because I was about to fucking kill myself after the 50th "I'm sorry." Enjoying this series. Can't wait for Part 3.
@stephensmith45984 жыл бұрын
The first game menu is at 55:23
@stephenuchiha64304 жыл бұрын
D-Did Paige manage to dodge a single one of wesker’s attacks in Lost in Nightmares?
@Nerevar5me4 жыл бұрын
I don't think so and I can't decide if those were all hilarious or just painful to watch
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
Man, everytime Paige goes up to a box I'm practically breaking out in hives. I literally screamed at my computer. What is wrong with me?
@HazielBlack4 жыл бұрын
some years ago... at the village part... young me: are we the baddies?
@lpenrike4 жыл бұрын
i think playing with paige is worse than playing solo
@deeta0004 жыл бұрын
She’ll do fiiine. The turret section is stupid anyways lol.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@deeta000 That doesn't explain or excuse the stroke she's having in the marsh section.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
I normally listen to these videos more like podcasts so I’ve been glancing over and underselling the comment section getting livid over Paige’s use of the mini-gun. Holy fuck she really is spraying and praying. She just holds down that trigger. Might as well just tape the bloody thing down. Get some clamps and clap them on the back. Paige you let go and fire in bursts dear god women you’ve been playing games for at least 15 years the hell do you not have any semblance of trigger control?!?!?
@FishBoneD144 жыл бұрын
This part of the game literally is why I got a masters in Bioethics
@theangriestpigeon44034 жыл бұрын
I need to stop having Pat's streams on in the background while Paige is there. Cause my god their conversations goes places and I'm too enraptured, almost like I'm in a trance, and I can't get off the ride they're taking me on.
@OspreySoul2 жыл бұрын
1:54:52 "If you ever have to..." Spoilers, Pat is actually quite good at picking out good shiny rock in real life.
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
2:02:20 Oh my god, paige was shooting a solid 2 feet to the right of the target.
@TheProtoChimp4 жыл бұрын
"Can't I button and it happen"-Paige, 2020.
@PushyPillow4 жыл бұрын
Pat: No Paige, you cannot have the stun baton Paige: Oh okay Also Pat: This stun baton sure is great!
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it would be wasted on Paige. Who doesn't melee stunned enemies and sprays bullets like water.
@riastradh4 жыл бұрын
The bats heard Bruce’s parents, then they saw them, then they *killed them*
@wolfen91134 жыл бұрын
Paige sounds so stressed out when playing games like these
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
Pat talking about food hair reminded me of the time I read about a food stall owner in China making soy sauce by boiling down hair clippings from a barber shop and now I'm disgusted all over again. Thanks for that.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
Thanks you’ve ruined everyone else’s life as well
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@charlesgray6385 Wait'll you hear about the food stall owner who was caught using sewage runoff to top off his soup bowls! If I ever go to China I am _never_ eating from a street vendor.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
gaminggoddess85 I’m past the point of disgust and into self-preservation mode. Might actually need to look into this sort of practice because chances are I’ve just been amazingly lucky with street vendors good grief. That being said I used to frequent a kebab van that rather obviously and openly fabricated the health and safety certificate so I’m not surprised either. =.= also to an extent I’m not even mad that’s an impressive level of min-maxing. At a certain point you’ve just got to hand it to them if they’re getting away with it.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@charlesgray6385 I'm pretty sure both of them got jail time after they were caught. I'm just wondering how nobody caught the sewage soup guy sooner. I guess it says a lot about the taste of his cooking if nobody noticed.
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
i would love to see eye tracker analytics for this LP just to see how many people spend their time fascinated by Paige playing the game lol
@XypherFTW4 жыл бұрын
Thats me dude, im watching her screen like 90% of the time
@milhvar3944 жыл бұрын
1:19:06 The entire time, complete silence greets Pat.
@FacetiousAF4 жыл бұрын
just the once, having carried over my drunk from the valentine's day, i will comment the following: jesus goddamn christ i can only hope i find my own paige to my weirdo pat bullshit.
@117johnpar4 жыл бұрын
"It us that is oink"
@titanquest154 жыл бұрын
Page is all shades of incompetent at this game.
@chai_wolf4 жыл бұрын
About the Fusion Dance, Goku and Vegeta are different hights but can fuse into Gogeta. So you and Woolie fusing wouldn't be a problem as long as you don't make a mistake and keep your power levels the same.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
The idea of Pat having control over anything is hilarious
@chai_wolf4 жыл бұрын
True 🤣
@mr.buttram28374 жыл бұрын
My best friend is a red head and he's also completely hairless. He had to change his shirt before airsoft and I made fun of him because I thought he waxed.
@RhysClark974 жыл бұрын
1:10:30 its actually a fucking travesty that this awesome evolution of the design of the el gigante has been reduced to a fucking turret section, LET US FIGHT HIM PROPERLY LIKE IN RE 4
@christopheye4 жыл бұрын
Who actually makes el gigante studded arm bands? I want to know the back story.
@TheKrawtch4 жыл бұрын
that hummer section really sucks putrid ass. you can see why they saved it until the very last thing that happens in Revelations 1 man that game ends badly
@jontrain89864 жыл бұрын
Gunman is the dopest hero name and the dopest dc hero that ever were
@Ropeburnable4 жыл бұрын
1:41:30 Had me in fucking tears. I can not believe what I've just seen.
@ALEXisSPANISH4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a Paige stream. Do it really be like this?
@tusk10264 жыл бұрын
It took her 6 minutes to do the shadow puzzle from RE7
@crispyghoul4 жыл бұрын
It do
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
It depends on if the sun has gone down, she's had her ADD meds, and isn't hungry, or tired, or has a headache, or a fever and at least a dozen other things... But we cut the woman some slack. She survived a living death.
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
Brother, you have no idea.
@BTM81094 жыл бұрын
"Hello clearly African man with African accent. What's your name?" "Josh Stone" X Doubt
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's Christian?
@en41354 жыл бұрын
Nobody tell this guy about Trevor Noah or the entirety of South Africa
@JimmyCougar4 жыл бұрын
@@en4135 Trevor Noah is a stage name.
@en41354 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyCougar No it isn't, his mothers name is Patricia Noah and his fathers name is Robert Noah.
@Hoenhime3444 жыл бұрын
this was baba is you levels of stupidity :p lol love you peaches
@Supernova712884 жыл бұрын
I gave The Office like 6 episodes and just stopped caring. People have actually told me "just get to season 4 and you'll love it"... fuck that. I'm not watching 3 seasons of something I couldn't care less about just to get to a potential upswing...
@SilverJakler4 жыл бұрын
2:44:13 This dude speakin' facts.
@SJ-ss5bf4 жыл бұрын
Adorable ginger couple are adorable.
@Sitruk864 жыл бұрын
1:26:35 sometimes its hard to tell if Paige is a work or a shoot...
@Chris_Tootoo4 жыл бұрын
The El Gigante boss fight in this one and the prior ‘Super Action Explosion Car Chase’ is really dumb
@Zangelin4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of the worst part of the game easily.
@RedDragon14443 жыл бұрын
@@Zangelin Agreed
@somethinggold1872 жыл бұрын
This is painful lol
@arieo4 жыл бұрын
These are great. I don't even watch Pat's screen cause all the excitement is on Paige's side.
@mistergrim014 жыл бұрын
Menu switch at 55:20
@Trent80864 жыл бұрын
So the bit about mammograms for women with "flat chests" is funny to me for a singular reason: I have known a handful of men who had to get mammograms. So it's not a pain unique to flat chested women. I don't know who said they do an ultrasound instead but that is wrong. A mammogram is a specific test and requires an x-ray (otherwise it isn't a mammogram). A doctor may, in a worst case scenario, use an ultrasound to guide a biopsy needle to get a sample of a suspected tumor because an ultrasound cannot tell if a tumor is cancerous (though they can easily distinguish a fluid filled cyst from a suspected tumor). Several of the men I knew who had them came out with severely bruised pecs from the procedure because they do still need to smash your breast into the clamp like machine to get the image...there is just no real way around it. Ideally they do it 2 ways as well...once with the breast horizontally pressed and again in a diagonal fashion.
@danherondraws4 жыл бұрын
So, dolphins, huh
@XypherFTW4 жыл бұрын
Color me surprised that Paige avoided all the alligators
@themumblingtacos4 жыл бұрын
why does Paige hate life?
@Ialliac4 жыл бұрын
A reading from The Book of Paige: Verse 3:08:55
@djinn24754 жыл бұрын
i cant find the dolphin fucking video
@towni3vill34 жыл бұрын
Move the mic away from your face while you eat... It's not hard...
@dracomundo14984 жыл бұрын
A perfect circle fuckin rules tho
@SeanCrosser4 жыл бұрын
Peaches may have little a weed, as a treat
@SeanCrosser4 жыл бұрын
"huh? Whut? I was turned away" oh this is going to be FUN
@viperblackk4 жыл бұрын
Baby boy. Baby.
@Hallowench4 жыл бұрын
Paige...are you okay?
@kurukblackflame4 жыл бұрын
Although Paige makes mistakes, a lot of Pat's directions are very vague. He's also way fussier about ammo use than most people would be. My brother and I tried playing this game with one person using the machine gun instead of having a hand gun and ammo is a real problem for that player. Machine gun ammo is just not as common as hand gun ammo. Paige could use her melee attacks more, but trying to do the whole game without a hand gun is difficult.
@bloodykun44434 жыл бұрын
Since it was also brought up in the LP on the SBF channel, I'm genuinely interested in if anyone can explain to me the difference between the stereotypes in 4, as compared to 5, and why one is apparently so disturbing and not the other.
@Fullwolf3466 ай бұрын
Put simply, indigenous Africans have been treated like shit WAY more often than Spaniards ever have.
@RevengeOfMoctezuma4 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if Pat's white guilt is being played up just for laughs or not.
@PredatoryQQmber4 жыл бұрын
2:35 So, if Pat wasn't so chubby, he would be smooth and feminine ?! 9:10 christmas-specials.fandom.com/wiki/Heat_Miser - that's Pat, alright… 13:15 So sad that no one even asks about Faggins anymore, he should be Pat's Reggie. 13:35&45:33 "The Scoop Doctor"… 14:23 Don't worry, there is the prostate exam… 16:20 Not "interspecies" enough… 31:40 The Internet has killed E3… and that's fine. 32:30 Yet Pat himself has said that about Star Trek: TNG. Also, some animes are weird or not-as-good at first half of the season, like JoJo and Steins;Gate. 35:40 & 55:06 Mothers be aware… of oinking ? 39:37 Pat's contract with Capcom. 1:08:45 Pat gets freaky :] 1:26:30 "We'll get a cool cut-scene"… 1:36:30 Shit-show begins ! 1:52:50 "I don't have any bullets" - she says while walking past ammo… 2:45:42 Sure, skip the mention of Ada, she was from games games anyway !
@BizmarktheGreat4 жыл бұрын
In Paige's defense this section is ass.
@russtyklingon14 жыл бұрын
Paige needs to learn some new swears, I'm not even religious and I'm offended by the shocking amount of blasphemy that pours out of her gullet.