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@theodore74774 жыл бұрын
*Paige shooting randomly into the air* Pat: "Paige let me handle this" *Pat misses every shot*
@gregwilliams49264 жыл бұрын
3:14:01 that was the most perfectly timed moment that Pat wanted to do the cool meme thing then immediately gets interrupted by the death animation.
@johnnydoe63254 жыл бұрын
Can we get a meme of the death scene in Old Yeller with the mom just saying "shoot dog!" in Pat's voice?
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know you could turn the lights off to make Wesker forget how to fight in that hangar fight. Watching him flail around like a loser because it's dark is amazing.
@jesselindsey97604 жыл бұрын
26:53 did Pat just hurt his shoulder trying to floss? Oh my god, Pat, you're too young to be an old man!
@thelaughingrouge4 жыл бұрын
My joints will tell you your never too young to be old.
@JJMomoida4 жыл бұрын
Pat is falling apart, dude. I see him with some underlying arthritic processes and osteopenia in 5 or so years... And I say this because I already see it in plenty of young patients who lead sedentary lifestyles.
@bennymountain14 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisHimself1357 No, that was Woolie.
@Slasher94854 жыл бұрын
Wesker misses Sheva so much because he can only see Chris.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
So I was watching the Weather Channel this morning and they ran a news story about a bassett hound in Tennessee getting pulled from rising floodwaters by, and I shit you not, Special Tactics and Rescue Services. Literally STARS saved that dog from drowning.
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
After Raccoon City, STARS fell upon hard times.
@Bl4ckD0g4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why the "sleepy little town" of Raccoon City needed a highly advanced tactical military unit. What the fuck goes on in that place to warrant it... Aside from the obvious outbreak, but that wasn't exactly planned.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@Bl4ckD0g I guess they get a lot of puppers in peril.
@OCMOOO4 жыл бұрын
28:45 That was highly synchronized
@justasandwichiguess93644 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Paige's killer instinct for women doesn't kick in for "that" boss fight.
@Shruggernauts4 жыл бұрын
1:50:11 Take a moment to recognize the first time in this LP where Paige isn't just competent, but saves Pat's ass. Not as remarkable as Ebrietas, but still noteworthy.
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
It's okay, one hour later she performs a series of screw-ups that I can only imagine made Pat wish he had AI Sheva.
@alphax-shroom67814 жыл бұрын
But she has been competent and saved Pat's ass I the last 2 parts
@Black_Rabbit_844 жыл бұрын
Every time Paige sprays 50+ bullets to kill a single enemy, a little involuntary whimper comes out of me.
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
You must've been whimpering a lot!
@Black_Rabbit_844 жыл бұрын
@@mongooseunleashed ohshitohjesusohlord
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
@@Black_Rabbit_84 OHNOOOOOOOJESUSLORDABOVEPATHELP
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
@@Fullwolf346 Oh no! A single enemy!
@PricklyContrarian4 жыл бұрын
Game starts at 48:53
@VolatileViolet4 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@agentr4204 жыл бұрын
Thanks 👍
@thelaughingrouge3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the song "Hero too!" plays for those that post start times for vods.
@ZetZatar4 жыл бұрын
Playing co-op with your loved one is the quickest way to appreciate computer AI. 😅
@NightClubSamurai4 жыл бұрын
umbrella corps takes place years after re5 and has audio recordings dating well after this year which has dialogue from wesker so he somehow survived the volcano
@thelaughingrouge3 жыл бұрын
Well the rpg's they shot at him did actually miss if you watch closely. They were probably toying with the idea of him surviving.
@sleepofgiants4104 жыл бұрын
gotta give it up to the fluidity and grace of their ability to somehow be each other's straight man
@zanolsena4 жыл бұрын
Paige saying "yeah thats me" has the same energy as Kazuma from Konosuba saying "Yes I'm Kazuma".
@trevingrayek16714 жыл бұрын
Major Deja Vu for D.C Douglas here. His character in Tales of Vesperia did this exact same thing (brainwashing a heroine, sics her against the protagonist who snaps her out of it) and that game came out the same year as this one. Just for another note of trivia: apparently Sheva’s “Clubbin” outfit is a shout-out to Halle Berry outfit from Swordfish
@danherondraws4 жыл бұрын
another amazing opening. I love 'em history lessons about Ninjas and shitting themselves in anger at losing vidyagaims 32:45 Ok, that was a great fakeout with that N-word
@lenmutt4 жыл бұрын
The way Peach sprays bullets might have been better off with the TMP with max capacity
@Virus16th4 жыл бұрын
Paige gets so much shit for being bad at video games, but there is nothing quite as funny as watching her casually trivialize Wesker like a little bitch for the whole first phase of the final battle. Holy shit. And this is followed shortly after by Pat blaming Paige for that awful final phase too! She was totally in the right, she couldn't possibly shoot at Wesker's weak point, and Pat got his ass killed like a fucking joke afterwards. Great playthrough, guys, and Paige you did extra great, you beautiful mustard goblin!
@danherondraws4 жыл бұрын
oh, a Haunting Grounds playthrough would be amazing, though I wonder if Pat would do homework to figure out the best ending, or just go through blind. There is a lot of homework for that game
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
I predict dead dogs and rape in Fiona Belli's future.
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
Ah, Haunting Ground. Home of Castle von Rapenburg.
@danherondraws4 жыл бұрын
@@Fullwolf346 And Hewie Headpats! You'll get the chance to shout "It's that dog!" any time you want to!
@Insho4 жыл бұрын
Now that I know that , and . can move a KZbin vid forward or back a single frame, I have unlocked the power to see the EXACT MOMENT when Wesker's head just inexplicably vanishes. The models of the rockets clip with his face just long enough that it would look like they pass through, but apparently the rockets ALSO disappear in the same frame. Weirdly, the rocket's flame does not, and the now disembodied fire continues flying down the path into the lava. I can appreciate turning jank into slight-of-hand for what is such an imperceptible moment.
@en41354 жыл бұрын
3:00:00 It sounds like a joke but that appears to be the literal answer, in the dark Wesker loses sight of you for a few moments even if you're a few steps away, one of the most recognizable villains in video game history beaten because he is a sunglasses douchebag.
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince3 жыл бұрын
And the best part is that his actual eyes are literally much better than seeing in the dark than a humans. If he took his glasses off, he'd be guaranteed to see much better than Chris or Sheva could in broad daylight.
@thelaughingrouge3 жыл бұрын
I always assumed he wore the glasses for the same reason Peter explains why he wears those goggles in Civil War. Like he sees too much so he needs a limiter.
@DevonPalmer984 жыл бұрын
As long as I live, I’ll never understand excella’s thought process of becoming a goo monster. This was her best outcome
@trevingrayek16714 жыл бұрын
Wesker injected her when he decided she was no longer useful and wanted to see if she would turn out better than the previous subjects. I don’t think she did so willingly given her devastated tone.
@albertzinger71324 жыл бұрын
@@trevingrayek1671 The problem is, she willingly helped Wesker while knowing about COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION.
@trevingrayek16714 жыл бұрын
Albert Zinger I know. I’m just saying she didn’t choose to be infected in this very moment. I can already picture him sticking her with a needle and shoving her out the door with no warning.
@joeysingingchannel4 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Hire most annoying Long Island stereotype for middle management. Step 2: Merge successful pharmaceutical company with bioterrorist organization. Step 3: Make unsuccessful come-ons to uninterested leader. Step 4: Snarky remarks. Step 5: Repeat Steps 3 and 4 Step 6: Become Goo monster. Step 7: Profit?
@DevonPalmer984 жыл бұрын
EloquentTiger If there was a way to profit off being a goo monster, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
@LordQuadros4 жыл бұрын
I hear the drums echoing tonight But he hears Chris and Sheva coming to stop his creation He's going out, 4:30 flight Hoping his altitude will ensure complete global saturation He killed an old man along the way Hoping to find the right to be a god and immortality He turned to him as if to say "Wesker, boy, it's waiting there for you" It's gonna take a lot to keep me away from you There's nothing that a hundred Majini could ever do He unleashed Plagas in Africa Gonna take some time to save us from Uroboros The wild dogs cry out in the night As their faces split in half and they lunge at me with their giant sharp teeth I know that I must do what's right As sure as Excella rises like Olympus above Sheva and me I seek to burn what's deep inside Frightened of this thing that she's become It's gonna take a lot to keep me away from you There's nothing that a hundred Majini could ever do He unleashed Plagas in Africa Gonna take some time to save us from Uroboros Wesker, boy, it's waiting there for you It's gonna take a lot to keep me away from you There's nothing that a hundred Majini could ever do He unleashed Plagas in Africa He unleashed Plagas in Africa He unleashed Plagas in Africa He unleashed Plagas in Africa He unleashed Plagas in Africa Gonna take some time to save us from Uroboros
@diogor55814 жыл бұрын
Paige, do not kill the women, only restrain
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince3 жыл бұрын
3:33:14 - Crazy Talk strikes again, because the rockets don't miss, they literally go straight through Weskers face, piercing straight through and detonating in the lava behind him. There's even a single frame where the rockets are phasing though his head and then his head is just completely gone in the next frame.
@Nerevar5me4 жыл бұрын
the majini in flames section, or, the last enemy section of the game part before wesker....was what I waited this whole LP for and it was FUCKIN-HILARIOUS Haymaker sound glitch 2:55:53 followed by Paige and Pat both shooting enemies behind each other pretty coooll
@satorukuroshiro Жыл бұрын
That second to last fight with Wesker has made me realize something: Wesker may actually have been a threat if he'd just TAKE OFF THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES SO HE CAN SEE.
@cokeMONSTERps34 жыл бұрын
We can never escape the VomitCast.
@sleepofgiants4104 жыл бұрын
i keep finding myself saying "i'm pat". i'm not pat.
@deslacooda4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Talk Requiem??
@mistergrim014 жыл бұрын
@@deslacooda it affects others reality
@TasTheWatcher4 жыл бұрын
you are pat, you just don't know it yet. soon we will all be pat. there is no cure for this biocurse.
@Bl4ckD0g4 жыл бұрын
I have alot in common with Pat personality-wise, and I hate it. It really helps me see them worst in myself.
@marcellosilva92864 жыл бұрын
I also keep finding myself doing that. It's strangely addicting. And I don't like it.
@TheEditedOne4 жыл бұрын
I got taught in self defence classes to be careful if someone asks for the time and make sure your arm is between you and them before you check your watch/pull out your phone. It's a thing.
@LaBarata123 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Pat never got her the Hydra- She would have loved it
@kido25624 жыл бұрын
26:08 International Super Star Soccer DELUXE was my shit back in the day Loved that series so much ♡
@dylanfarris76474 жыл бұрын
Lol. Did paige really stop a livestream at the final boss after failing 3 times so she could eat a burger? 😂
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
Of course she did. She was more annoying than usual in this entire playthrough. Normally she's annoying in that adorable way, but for RE5 it's like someone cranked it up to 11 lol
@fun2building4 жыл бұрын
I mean honestly I get it, there's a point where you know you'll at least do marginally better if you aren't focusing on being hungry anymore
@RedDragon14444 жыл бұрын
I believe all of Wesker's dialogue and voice overs were recorded before Sheva was a concept. He literally does not ever even acknowledge her existence.
@VDuro13 жыл бұрын
No. This jill is the sexiest.
@thelaughingrouge3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the end of this game is just JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency.
@truHamburger24 жыл бұрын
Chris falling into lava looks like falling during a mach section in Sonic ‘06
@GreedAndSelfishness4 жыл бұрын
Paiges new thing is "Oh what the hellll?"
@XypherFTW4 жыл бұрын
I have NEVER seen that final stabbing qte. And i played through this game like 30 times as a teen
@Sparrowmittens4 жыл бұрын
Around 2:00:00 Pat and Paige are working together really well and it warms my heart ❤️
@awkwardGardener4 жыл бұрын
Man, I love Wesker.
@09spidy4 жыл бұрын
28:45 You guys are the same person I swear to god, Paige is just alt-universe Pat.
@GimpyEccentric4 жыл бұрын
"The pope said those aren't buoys" i ashamed to admit...or perhaps proud to admit...that i got that and laughed way to hard
@Mr.VonStoogle4 жыл бұрын
They definitely miss his head, it looks like Wesker turtles as the rockets go right by him.
@albertzinger71324 жыл бұрын
Wait, i just thought about it - how come Excella didn't get shot when they were shooting at Jill? She stood right in the way of bullets!
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
That happens in Yakuza 4 too. Tanimura is standing directly in front of his informant and blammo - the informant gets shot straight into the heart with the bullet seemingly phasing through Tanimura.
@albertzinger71324 жыл бұрын
@@gaminggoddess85 And in RE2 remake, when Anette shoots Ada right through Leon.
@Fullwolf3464 жыл бұрын
@@albertzinger7132 Could it be that...no, no it can't be....but maybe. Japanese people don't believe in corporeal entities. Yep that's it.
@Bl4ckD0g4 жыл бұрын
Sooo... The grenade launcher is pretty awesome for that licker part. That's how I always got through it. I don't get why Pat relies so heavy on the sniper. He did it in the LP too.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
He has a weird boner for bolt-action rifles that I don't understand.
@Bl4ckD0g4 жыл бұрын
@@gaminggoddess85 in RE4 it works out. RE5 kinda expects you to go extra loud though.
@SLAPNTZ_MCCOY4 жыл бұрын
So what you’re saying pat is that it’s REALLY POWERFUL, ESPECIALLY AGAINST LIVING THINGS
@russtyklingon14 жыл бұрын
Pat seriously pisses like once every hour, at least.
@wolfen91134 жыл бұрын
Soon, soon re6.... highly doubt that one will be CO-OP, Re6 isn't kind to the paiges of the world
@RodaJuega4 жыл бұрын
It would be great if Woolie joined just to play as Jake.
@anyonesmellthat4 жыл бұрын
Wesker inherited Mirio's quirk
@Sorrowborn4 жыл бұрын
What is the music that plays during their break at the 1hr 40min mark? It seems so familiar.
@lynxregions67243 жыл бұрын
Albert Wesker is definitely alive biggest villain in the game series
@zombine644 жыл бұрын
If you stop it at the right time, the rockets phase through his head....
@ryangallagher81944 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the rockets actually take his head clean off and explode behind him. The decapitation is actually what kills him
@zombine644 жыл бұрын
@@ryangallagher8194 No i mean literally there is no gore, if you stop the video frame by frame, the rockets just phase through his head.
@mongooseunleashed4 жыл бұрын
Hehe, I told him to do the stabby stab...I'm so happy!
@NeoDMC4 жыл бұрын
Pat is right...NBA Street was the fucking jam! Vol.2 tho would end fucking friendships. Being able to beat someone so badly that you could literally delete points they have made off the scoreboard was somehow worse than just simply getting ahead on points. It was just...fucking disrespectful. My Vol.2 Disc is busted cuz of a massive ass whooping in that game.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
Well this was my first exposure to Paige playing games and she's like Matt's inattentiveness added to Woolie's incompetency and multiplied by about 6000. I'm not looking forward to Rev2 now.
@Bl4ckD0g4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, Rev2 seemed to work for Matt, it allowed him to zone out and just search for shit while Pat played. Granted Matt ain't the best. Woolie is just kinda bad at anything that's not a fighter of some sort. He needs his combos.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@Bl4ckD0g Letting blind Paige search for things sounds like the worst idea. I wouldn't trust her with Natalia's abilities either. Luckily Pat can screen-watch to deal with the invisible bugs and spotting glowing weak points but there's going to be a lot of walking into invisible exploding ground pustules I bet.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
gaminggoddess85 The one time screen-cheating’s not the scummiest thing in the world. ....though funnily enough in either case it’s still the most viable thing.
@DaFieFie4 жыл бұрын
I know both pronunciations of Herb are correct, but I still insist that the H is silent.
@shippouma1214 жыл бұрын
why does pat hate the auto sniper rifles?
@evilonlineturner204 жыл бұрын
shippouma121 not as strong as and aAccurate also think of it like the red 9 situation
@shippouma1214 жыл бұрын
Christopher Turner I can understand that. I’d rather have the ability to shoot more then once at a time personally
@Undergroundtornado4 жыл бұрын
Its an old reference, but it checks out sir
@TasTheWatcher4 жыл бұрын
Eh, I've come to not mind RE5 Jill's design, but I think they should have worked up to it. Like: 1 and 3 she has her short-ish brown hair < Insert game where she's grown long brown hair > -Maybe she dyes it, or maybe it's a side-effect of some bio-goo/genetics stuff (which makes her the kung-fu master she is in 5).- Then 5 happens. -If it's not a permanent change, it probably means Wesker or one of his lackeys is being a weird creepo, because they must have dyed her hair to keep the roots blonde.-
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
Supposedly it's a side effect of whatever virus Wesker put in her, but in reality there was probably some dude on the development team who just wanted to see a blonde Jill. Or maybe they thought Sheva was enough brunette lady for the game. I don't mind it, I think she looks like Fiona from Haunting Ground this way.
@cyberrioter4 жыл бұрын
1:58:50 I thought they were picking up bananas.
@PredatoryQQmber4 жыл бұрын
44:45 Yay, Haunting Ground ! 59:15 It's a goddamn PSG-1, one of the most expensive and greatest sniper rifles... "not as good" as some old bolt-action schlock :\ 1:01:40 & 1:23:38 "Shooting good"… 1:26:50 And why would he warn her ?! 2:16:25 Yay for western walking super-infection incubators and their misguided sterilization obsession ! 2:37:55 "In Flames". 2:44:58 Yeah and you can't use your own healing items in that state, so her point stands… 2:51:50 If only there was some kind of powerful nitrogen-based grenades and mines to clear out that zone… 3:14:00 "The only thing that Pat can do". 3:33:10 Not only they don't miss, they cut his head off before it explodes. He was spewing this bullshit since SBF LP… as always… 3:39:05 Then what is even the point of "RE Marathon" ? 3:40:15 And that how you invent new "ethnics" and instigate their nationalistic jingoism…
@Suitswonderland4 жыл бұрын
did you even think of my feelings before posting this video?
@Suitswonderland4 жыл бұрын
I meant consider.
@charlesgray63854 жыл бұрын
You can edit posts my man
@Suitswonderland4 жыл бұрын
And have the shameful edit next too my post? Honour is an important part of glorious Nippon.
@truHamburger24 жыл бұрын
2:57:35 Wesker becomes K’
@princepurple38144 жыл бұрын
im still convinced that what Pat calls Wesker's teleportation, is actually super speed. But the writers of this story dont know how super speed actually works in fiction, so they reffered to anime (and probably the Matrix) for their sources on how he should move. which btw, having this actiony stuff in Resident Evil really made me boo this game a whole bunch. RE4 found this nice medium between survival horror and cheesy action movie. But this game threw any intruige i had in the series out the airlock. RE 5 and 6, the movies, and the Wii games made this series into schlock. I was relieved when the remake for RE 2 came out, cant wait for RE 3, i hope they remake RE 4, I hope they completely overhaul the story from scratch on RE 5 if they remake it.
@trevingrayek16714 жыл бұрын
ßrince ßurple8 The wiki literally calls it super speed. Don’t know why he continues denying it (besides pride)
@FutaSnek4 жыл бұрын
@@trevingrayek1671 Don't wanna be that guy but the wiki isn't necessarily a official resource, its just all the fans putting info in one place, to me if it was super speed you should be seeing and hearing the wind as Wesker moves, sure there's a little distortion around the area he's moving but everyone's hair and any loose objects should be flying around any time he poofs like that. It probably is super speed because teleportation is out of the realm of possibility for a mutation in this series, but the devs do a poor job of conveying that he's supposed to be moving not just warping. Also this is probably just a story convenience but if Wesker can move that fast why doesn't he just punch Chris in the face 100 times at that speed, rather then using it to get in close and then switch to normal speed punches that can be somewhat dodged or at 2:58:26 where he almost gets hit by one of Shieva's seemingly normal speed kicks.
@gaminggoddess854 жыл бұрын
@@FutaSnek A lot of the RE Wiki cites info from official Japanese supplemental plot guides, but I dunno if the Wiki's details on Wesker's abilities come from one of them.
@FutaSnek4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm always conflicted on info from wikis, it's more then likley good info, but when it comes down to using it as a Factual for arguments it kinda falls apart as soon as you realise that people can just edit it to make themselves right retroactively, which I've seen people do in arguments before.
@NeoCreo14 жыл бұрын
I mean, so is the rest of the world. As far as I can tell, NO ONE else thinks he’s teleporting.
@albertzinger71324 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the final fight was inspired by Battle Tendency.