Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal"

A SUPER highly requested video for me to take a look at, the If Pokedex Entries Were Literal video from Dorkly! Thank you to everyone that shared this video with me, well worth a watch! Make sure you subscribe to the original creator of the video!
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[@painteater8805]

*"Maybe getting kidnapped by a ghost will teach you some manners."*

[@sekharreddy6805]

Who the f**k are you

[@pennyw2226]

tom nook No who are you? And why did you steal all my bells?

[@skitten4671]

fine, here’s me 99,800 bells.

[@aliciamiro8194]

Mr. Nook just stop taking my bells please

[@oscarsullivan5983]

Congrats on hearing what the guy said

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

No one ever appreciates the Pearl for Drifloon entry and it's so much better: It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

[@tuxedorse4553]

I do bro it made me laugh for a while

[@Penguin_Master9999]

Yoink

[@utkuayranc3210]

drifloon: YOINK kid: *no u*

[@minotostar]

I'm going to guess they (Drifloon) don't like that

[@idekanymore0721]

I have a shiny drifloon

[@neon8292]

“It has infinitely multiplying brain cells? Thats like infinite more than I have.” *ya dont say.*

[@adelinaarmstrong9423]

i swear that's the mood of the century

[@jmooroofgaming3017]

I need brain cells

[@usmcdevildog7016]

Lol os ynnuf

[@1CrypticPhoenix]

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out if floor.

[@giantheccinwyvern]

Ya don't sae

[@falon5750]

14:06 “there’s so many child stealing Pokémon we’ve got driftloon, duskul, hypno, and yamask. Hold up. When did it say that yamask steals children. It said it carries its face when it was a human and cries while looking at it.

[@i_Hate_All_of_You420]

if anything cofagrigus is a child stealer because it mummifies whoever's in front of it

[@guessman1066]

hi noob

[@Mjgaming54321]

I always hated Hypno, but always liked Driftbloom.

[@andysavs1838]

I know this technically dosent count but phantump

[@DoggoWoggo493]

@@andysavs1838 yes it does. It lures them and K**** them to turn them into there own phantump

[@empoleon7750]

9:55- Primeape’s the only Pokémon you can’t ever see as literally too angry to die, then.

[@sukithediscorder1584]

I’m so tired I read primape as pinapple

[@Kami-lb3up]

Breaking News Pokemon Literally Too Angry to Die Promptly Dies 7 Minutes Later

[@-hanako-3912]

@@sukithediscorder1584 PINEAPPLE BAHAHAH 😭

[@dimthedimwit7221]

scarlet and violet are out, no longer true

[@Kevinopn]

Fun facts : when your body is greatly injured/old or been push to their limits, you can "choose" to die if you let it go, that why in those situation people ask you to stay awake, talk, and try to keep your calm for keeping your blood pressure in somewhat better shape than if you just scream you gonna die and stress out. that can happend to a pregnant women during labor if there is some complication. Now you know. :)

[@justarandomquagsire4268]

Not so fun fact: When you’re dying of starvation, your body will digest a protective enzyme around your heart as a final attempt to circulate nutrients throughout the body. Obviously this doesn’t work, and you die within a few minutes. So, you pretty much eat your heart before you die of starvation (I’m not an expert on this and this is a simplified version of the process, so my apologies if I got some things wrong)

[@AgentDearestZ]

@@justarandomquagsire4268 your own heart give its final push to keep you alive is a nice way to put it.

[@WorldWeave]

Fun fact: reading that triggered my existentialism… In other words Thanks *I HATE IT!!*

[@loooongneck]

Legends: Arceus revealed that the “Arceus” encounter as a trainer is simply a part split off from the whole of the being, so I think Arceus having “1000 arms” means 1000 of these separate agents of its being

[@--CHARLIE--]

Or the 1000 arms could be referring to Unown

[@tiredhybrid]

"You're so mad all the time that you die and get genuine peace in death." Me: *Glances over at Asura* Me: Sounds accurate

[@agentarimaoragentmeakamuts6347]

"A boy with psychic powers suddenly transformed into a kadabra" Me:THEN why are there so many KADABRAS

[@marioalbertomoreno3819]

Dittos & Daycare

[@hayato8452]

So following this entry, That means they didn't stop the project, and kept making MORE and MORE of them?

[@user-vm9xz4kv9z]

This is according to a rumor...

[@super__banana]

@@marioalbertomoreno3819 omfg

[@guairefernandezamil4084]

That boy became a kadabra, but he wasnt the first kadabra.

[@megaman37456]

Primape: Gets so angry it dies Darth Vader: Gets so angry everyone else dies.

[@mashynua1751]

Noice

[@depressedorca7995]

@@mashynua1751 You get so angry, half of everyone dies

[@railgun222]

Especially the younglings. Earth vader killed the younglings.

[@shannoncobb2803]

Nobody likes I will railoctocake222yt

[@mashynua1751]

@@depressedorca7995 I get so angry I change my name. That didn’t make sense did it?

[@MajorLeeGaming]

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

[@Dusxio]

This should be the Series name XD

[@usmcdevildog7016]

W A T C H

[@hakimi8091]

*W H E E Z E*

[@michellebaun2505]

Ok...

[@lukeplayz9292]

Oh it’s you

[@sarcasticstudios7798]

Yes! Love the literal Pokédex from Dorkly. Especially the one with swablu being a hat, so pure.

[@Patterrz]

It really is!

[@toxslick860]

Same

[@cottencandybirb1919]

Sometimes you need the big wholesome.

[@deborahfischer4578]

I won’t mind a birb hat

[@blockmaster3057]

bird hat yes

[@splaex01]

That Alakazam is literally me before every exam... and then while the exam I´m a slowpoke... and back to an alakazam, but with random thoughts + memes

[@ryanbauman8966]

kinda same but only the second half lol

[@i_Hate_All_of_You420]

imagine spoink getting paralyzed wouldn't it die too

[@Seasmus99]

And if it got frozen

[@spectralbut]

@@Seasmus99 and also put to sleep

[@alicynthompson7976]

If it was the Kalos region spoink would be fine

[@noticias6111]

Anyone else think that a storyline involving Hypno would be a neat story to move into after the 'Perfect Bidoof' stuff winds down ?

[@ZandieBird]

I always lose it at the scene where the drifloon carries the baby off. That perfectly timed "Oh nooooo!!" gets me every time. xD

[@chrissummach532]

In the primeape section my brain was going "If Patterrs laughs so hard, he dies as a result".

[@dannyn6558]

15:57 Funny thing is Xatu communicates using flag signals with its wings.

[@Jitatman]

7:26 quarantine routine

[@zentendoxn8955]

The Yamask and Kadabra there must be part of an Mystery Dungeon exploration team by the time Xatu is mentioned. And then the horror that Xatu sees is that, even after having fully evolved, they will come close to losing to Dark Matter. [If any of you understand and like this reference to PSMD’s plot, I will be very impressed. Especially since all I’ve played of Mystery Dungeon (As of this post, anyway) is the Rescue Team DX Demo. (As Cubone and Machop)]

[@Mike_H16]

Yes yes yes these are amazing! Next up the evolutions one!

[@diegodiaram6467]

Huh

[@ibjnsygbbf9352]

“Welcome back to another the comment section won’t stop yelling at me until I watch this video” 😂😂😂 awesome intro man

[@CyrusShameli]

9:22 this entry got me dying 😂

[@pixiestick377]

3:47 FYI, 18,000 Fahrenheit is 9982 Celsius.

[@mrthetaste8587]

That kadabra had a reference to Pokemon rusty, he said he came from the beige town science center, beige town being where rusty came from

[@graciegonzales2077]

9:35 I don't know if you see this movie called Big Trouble in Little China, but there's this guy who got so angry that he blew up and died.

[@MunchKING]

4:25 From what I heard that was a real thing with wagon trains to the West using buffalos' droppings to keep themselves warm. 14:10 I didn't think Yamask had anything to do with kidnapping kids.

[@FrozenTacoBell]

Not just me looking at something for 12 minutes then saying haha Accurate

[@emilygratz9203]

10:31 *ah yes, the Karma Ghost.*

[@SerenityM16]

I’d still like to see a list of top Pokemon as Emotional Support or Therapy Pokemon, Shaymin should be on there

[@Jitatman]

Totally not from twitch!

[@VGGBrayden]

Little did we know a few years later that Primeape dying from anger would be how it evolves in Gen 9

[@the_godbodor7026]

“There are so many child stealing Pokémon” Now I wonder why we send them on journeys by themselves

[@boocrimson7720]

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" That my friends is an Animal Crossing meme reference I think cause this came out shortly after that egg day even with the virus where literally... everything was eggs XD

[@missingno2401]

i think ive been poisoned by my consituents

[@HzlTanooki]

Cassualy dying in my blanket from the heat This is good vid.

[@eliasper2894]

For your next reaction, I recommend Pokemon FireRed with only Magikarp by Mah-Dry-Bread. Amazing video from a great youtuber.

[@DJTileTurnip]

Or he could check out Jrose11

[@thegamingtankpanzer6191]

No no no no no no @Eli Asper

[@emilygratz9203]

12:25 that's the Cutest entry i heard by far.

[@lucygirl1111]

came from the stream and while i watched the video from dorkly already here we go again ^^

[@surgeseraphim7741]

fun fact, you actually can die from sadness! Your heartstrings will literally break. you can literally die from heartbreak

[@Gamester8000]

7:47 Yeah hah, Shuckle!

[@bacondragon6925]

" I use celcius I expect that means the temp is super high" Yes, yes it is. To the point where that temp is double the heat of the damn sun.

[@EskChan19]

Yep. That's almost 10.000 Celsius.

[@nbplayz2275]

aw thats hot!

[@randomgamer555]

Patterz is best poketuber, anyone agree?

[@Patterrz]

Thank you!

[@Void_Echoes]

Hal0_ Paige34 I agree with that!

[@randomgamer555]

Patterrz no problem!

[@cacomellucci8174]

No, the pokemon channel has amazing leaks

[@stevencarbone6867]

i saw a video explaining the thermodynamics of why magcargo can be 18000 F without just burning the entire world. i don't remember all of the details but long story short, it's extremely small size makes it so that the really high temperature has about the same effect of an average bonfire.

[@tomasestrada5819]

2:54 Slurpuff is from kalos, which is based on france Yeah, definitely a curse

[@IsaacBoykin-gj2mp]

I know, right?

[@DylanThompson9063]

Great video Patterrz. Keep up the great work. Love your videos and personality.

[@adamjsher04]

Patterz you're maybe the only person i can think of that laughs after hearing the words "It gets so angry it dies"

[@Tirreger]

I would love a story about an Alakazam.. that is constantly drunk and chugging alcohol to kill off it's braincells to avoid having it's head explode.

[@skull0gd222]

515 views and 151 likes (I liked) this is flawless

[@Patterrz]

PERFECTION

[@CocktailBoomin]

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[@blazingwinds2129]

E

[@MelonHere20]

E

[@clawag]

E

[@emilygratz9203]

9:24 they need stress relief if that happens when they mad.

[@inbd157]

Everyone watching this: POKEMON me watching this: ONE PUUUUNCH

[@accousticalalanna290]

Dorkly have just released If Pokedex enteries was literal volume 3. Thought you would like to know. Its got more on Badbidoof, PB and Bianca.

[@containerofeggs3308]

Primape Patterrz in 2020: Hahahahaha! It gets so angry it dyes hahaha! Primape 3 years later: Who's laughing now! I am alive again and i am bigger and stronger than ever before! I am now Annihlape and i shall destroy you HAHAHAHA!!

[@TacoLogan08]

Came from the stream!! It was really fun!

[@emilygratz9203]

11:25 lol. the Revenge Pokemon.

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

“Finally we get a positive one!” That luvdisc is probably beached. It’s going to die painfully.

[@christinas9676]

2:15 actually, hippo’s sweat is red.

[@mgmage24]

My friend: *hey do you know what math stands for?* Me: *no what does it mean* My friend: *it means mental abuse to humans* Me: *dying of laughter*

[@davidspraguedragonman6479]

There’s 3 of these videos that you missed! Also I would love to see you react to the Machamp vs Goro Death Battle!

[@clarkdimond7807]

I like how pat is like "how precious" and then the chile gets gone

[@jamesosborne4473]

Yup the exposure video was pretty accurate. Another reaction. Jk pat this content hilarious

[@smallpeepee]

Told you this man is a reacttuber

[@renai9539]

what exposure video

[@jamesosborne4473]

@re: Nai the this poketuber is 'Fake"

[@starlight0313]

GrandGamingGuild lol he is *Fake*

[@wwmandalore]

Hypno doing the Hannibal Lector face made me die! LOL!!

[@you-pg2fh]

This is such a react channel

[@highping5137]

Were the meme gang

[@you-pg2fh]

Meme gang indeed

[@fryingpan5496]

What's a meme gang?

[@AnnanKamrans]

I have been waiting for this video

[@dakrunkttv7406]

came from the stream, left a like and commented again cause this was amazing to watch again and again

[@segplayz4519]

"i think that was sandslash" me: sandslash is a rock/ground type not a fire type

[@lunaticabandoned8179]

He was saying is Sandslash is Magcargo's opponent, and also Sandslash isn't a rock type, just a pure ground

[@segplayz4519]

@@lunaticabandoned8179 i know that now lol

[@HajpeQ123]

4:30 literal pokedex entrire

[@smallpeepee]

My favorite reacttuber ❤️

[@justaguy3983]

Me after seeing the thumbnail: Igor! Igor is that you!? I needed to go to the velvet room but here you are being a weird psychic doctor thing!

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

14:24 Ever hear of payback? Pokémon train children and force them to fight in secret underground leagues.

[@darkshadoo3692]

This is why children need Pokemon to protect them in their universe. And they're lucky that they obey them.

[@paristhememer5741]

Dobbs’s “what happens inside a poke ball” pls🙃

[@alicynthompson7976]

I saw the thumbnail and it shows my least least least least least favorite fairy type

[@arandompersonwhoisrandom3985]

Just the sheer magnitude of existence is to much

[@kevinplayz34]

The reason why some Pokémon steal kids and kill kids bc when they were next to one some of them were threatened by some so they want to take revenge to those who threatened then so they search for kids to kill of steal so they can take revenge on them

[@True_Dark_Angel]

You missed one that was released after the compilation!

[@petalpielily6740]

13:28. PATTERRZ WHAT THE HELL

[@downdtube1343]

With all the kidnapping Pokémon it’s no wonder little kids run around the world with creatures that could easily kill them for protection

[@ceyferprime2472]

There is a man too angry to die and primape who's so angry it dies

[@RealIronyIsGood]

Wow I didn't know Sandslash had a glass type evolution!

[@terrancemuzic5157]

Spoink doesn't sleep the pearl on its head is said to give it limitless energy.

[@bada55teru]

You do no there is more episodes of this right?

[@blueprintsss]

Came from the stream! : D

[@mousepotatop9767]

Me Too!!!

[@mousepotatop9767]

Hello

[@rainykiyumi4855]

niceys. pat watches happy-themed child-game monster data turned horribly brutal.

[@RickTS]

4:45 *...Ay bro....watch your jet....WATCH YOUR JE-*

[@uno9971]

Hypno’s entry basically: Come little children come with me…

[@polaknasieci1331]

Macargo is twice as hot as the surface of the sun

[@Tanklover99]

Patterrz: why are there so many child stealing Pokémon Me: you mean kidnappers

[@Rubywing4]

"Why are there so many kiddie stealers in Pokémon?" Because Pokémon is a kid's game, so the fears have to be focused on the kids to make it scarier for them. :) Imagine if Drifloons preferred to take adults, the kids playing Pokémon wouldn't be worried. But with these *kid*nappers, the children will have nightmares, which Hypno and Drowzee can eat. :)

[@ironkeepgaming1936]

That snorlax got me 😂

[@daultimatecreeper6256]

I've watched this series so much

[@sadaderlangga17]

"It was a usual happy day until you read all of pokedex" ~Me at 3 a.m

[@davidmisca347]

The best intro 😂😂😂 very accurate

[@barracudajsab5018]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Satan: Me: Comment section: 🔥AAAAAAA🔥

[@WashingtonLuis962]

The Goobyess onde Went from 0 to 100 Real Quick

[@alakazamlover4908]

Dorkly's pokemon adventure Starter squad those are 2 i really want to see :D starter squad especially (if you haven't already)

[@prestongiles9917]

Maybe the whole Arceus "Thousand Arms" thing implies that the form you battle is actually an avatar. Or the arms are stored in its ring thing.

[@lilglaceon1345]

question what are those plushies in the background

[@icepence3412]

6:50 That's very, uh, *true*

[@evelyndotson1839]

OMG MY FAV POKÈMON (the Darkrai) IS IN THE BACKGROUND

[@FreezeLeviathan]

i regret drinking water before this

[@manofculture5225]

Primeape is the exact opposite of the meme "man literally too angry to die"

[@DarkFire454]

There are 2 or 3 more of these released since that compilation, our favourite Fake Reaction KZbinr might cover those too