Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #7)"

[@LeahLovesNature]

That dying Pikachu segment is a parody of a musical number from Les Miserables. Like, a word for word reference. I appreciate that so much.

[@75ur15]

And the background music, a little fall of rain

[@dantevairos]

I love the movie and literally heard the Pikachu singing in my head

[@CarlosThadeu]

“Shedinja has no weakness” Pat, I dont think thats how wonder guard works lmao

[@Patterrz]

close enough

[@androzuha]

it still has 5

[@G0L0V0L0MKEE]

HE MAKES-'MULTUPLE FUCKUPS' WICH HE IS AT DENYAL BUT BEST Y0U CAN IS UNBELL THEN UNSUBSCRIBE IF Y0U D0NT EVENTUALY Y0UR C0MENT WILL BE DELETE (IS 0NLY C0MENT I WILL AL0W D0 STAY)

[@delfrobertbordas1977]

Shedinja's wonder guard ability only makes super efective move hits shedinja but not the other ones like its not very effective of just normal hits - know more lmao

[@omegav1252]

Shedinja wonder gaurd: Prevents hits unless super effective moves Pat: It has no weaknesses! XD

[@jucool5]

Exactly what I was thing LOL

[@G0L0V0L0MKEE]

D0 F0RGET THAT D0UCHE , EVEN GENERATI0N-1ERS D0 KN0W THIS

[@blockeontheleafeon]

To this day, Eelektross is the only Pokémon that doesn't have a weakness. That's pretty impressive considering it's a Mono-Type.

[@blockodile4479]

Honestly that gyarados thing was totally justified. Since cool ranch Doritos are the DEFINITIVE BEST DORITO it would drive me crazy if someone ate mine too.

[@A9Um0n_z3tA]

what are doritos?

[@Crabinton]

@@A9Um0n_z3tA chips

[@A9Um0n_z3tA]

@@Crabinton like poker chips

[@Jerrowashere]

@@A9Um0n_z3tA ever seen nachos?

[@ronnieedge2236]

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos are the best. There, I said it.

[@hunterotte9555]

The Sandshrew one... You know, I have always wondered what "level" a human would even be and their "stat spread" compared to pokemon. I mean, a lvl 1 Bidoof can literally move boulders, cut trees instantly, and shatter big rocks without tools. On the other hand, apparently people can kill them with blades and such in battle based on the Sinnoh book... But granted they likely trained. Do humans have levels?... I get the impression this wasn't meant to be thought about too much.

[@Bobbyondrugs]

Human levels is just age

[@jaredduncan8495]

@@Bobbyondrugs why do we physically peak at like level 28

[@Bobbyondrugs]

@@jaredduncan8495 It's our evolution level

[@trenvlogging6077]

We have like base 40 across the board or something, maybe a higher special attack for being the dominant species

[@nerddwarf]

@@trenvlogging6077 Sunkern has base 35 across the board...

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

To be fair that's actually almost the canonical reason why most trainers are male and most workers like nurses and officers are women. Men attempt to become famous trainers while women study and get jobs. It's kinda dystopian if you think about it.

[@SuperFlashDriver]

It's not different than what Japan and the Middle East still do to this very day. USA at one point between 1770 and 1960 had men working while females stayed at home, until the 60s and 70s rolled around that changed it.

[@riventriss3960]

"Mmmm, moisture." Tell us how Nincada really feels.

[@bigbosshonchkrow625]

5:43 oh man I didn’t think the manga would make an appearance

[@calebgoodman2076]

Considering Level 1 Pokémon can do stuff that would obliterate a human it wasn’t going to matter how strong the dad was. Victory was very unlikely.

[@original4934]

Imagine if Shedinja had no weaknesses! It would literally be the best Pokemon of all time since wonder guard negates all non super effective moves 😂 you would have to rely on toxic and will-o-wisp or confusion

[@randompersononytig]

Or entry hazards or weather. But still, it would be op

[@Deluvenai]

Try sturdy shedinja in pokemon showdown

[@saahilsabi5152]

I have never related to anything on the same level as that Dorito-loving Gyarados. And it makes me damn proud.

[@luckyday5721]

I do like they they reference Lapras in a later entry that the population has boomed so we got more good bois

[@dantevairos]

The Les Mis reference with the pikachu was golden

[@decoraborealis]

Soooo I kinda just realized that the reason Ditto can breed with basically anything is because it can transform into a copy of the other pokemon, right? That's kinda messed up if you think about it O.o

[@Crumbvee]

Considering the fact that ditto transforms based on what it can see infront of it the pokemon would be breeding with a 1 to 1 copy of themselves the only difference being that it’s face still matches dittos

[@bluerious5475]

@@Crumbvee Ditto are actually supposed to fully copy the pokemon they disguise as, it just got popularized in the anime where ditto would disguise with the face being messed up

[@redxd7108]

Trainers Remember to ground your Charmander if He comes back from swimming with its friends😂😂

[@titanictyranitar9571]

I LOVE this never-ending series, it's really enjoyable 😉

[@tenshineko0159]

I want to hear the full 8-bit of See You Again

[@Gryff782]

HOMM3 is one of the greatest games of all time. I have newfound respect for Nincada!

[@haybaleanimations2758]

0:10 Context: He was swimming with his friends... in lava. He's fine. Don't worry about him.

[@parisien-pf9kk]

doesnt lava also extinguish fire? (probably made 19 mistakes while writing this)

[@FlakeyRice]

@Patterrz the words pikachu said after the pinsir incident were lyrics from a song in the musical Les Miserables, it was such a random and niche reference 😅😅

[@meatkirbo]

In terms of Doritos flavors my favorite is Spicy Sweet Chili. Not sure if it's even a flavor in some places though.

[@joesephyouseff5497]

“GA RYA DOOS” -Patterz 2022

[@crystalhero]

with all the death talk i'm glad the diglett survived :(

[@Bri_P_768]

When I was a kid I would only want the cooler ranch doritos, wasn't a big fan of cheese flavored chips most of the time, but I've loved a lot of their flavors they have introduced like the sweet chili, verde and jalapeno ones. Those are now my go to three when I see them not crunched too much on the shelves.

[@thegladtitan6494]

Pat you may have a Gengar stalking you if you’re constantly cold

[@silvernado8644]

The Pokédex said: “It doesn’t breathe.” and then I got an ad about breathing.

[@luckybryner9121]

Imagine just vibing walking around and a Sandshrew just came out of nowhere and killed you, and then you became a hunter and then evolved to gengar and got your revenge and died from a joltion and then you double died and saw satan now you and the drifloon is just vibing and then the Sandshrew is already there and tripled killed you and now youre satan

[@КириллАкимов-о1с]

"Shedinja has no weaknesses" Me: something is not right here

[@danielvilla8935]

This is why you're my favorite PokerTuber. I love it when you're reading the hate comments and you're just like don't give a sht about it! Love it! 😂❤️ I think you're an amazing PokerTuber, despite what everyone else says. I enjoy watching your videos. I think they're lots of fun! 🐼💖 Thank you for making me smile again, Patterrz. ☺️💖 Hope you have a wonderful day! Sincerely, your #1 fan, Maria. ☺️💜

[@knowhatnot347]

You know why did I just realize that shedinja is a molted shell of a ninjask

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

That last one about diglett is like: *Sh-t just went from 0 to 100 REAL F--KING QUICK*

[@aprilhippie8752]

What’s Charmander doing tryna go swimming 🙈🙈 2:46 Also you uh might wanna rephrase that Pat cos Shednja does indeed have weaknesses it’s what kills it 😅

[@judm6779]

Plot twist the Ninjask was Boxer AND HE KEPT HIS PROMISE

[@kidsphonestart4524]

Shedinja has Wonder guard making it so the only way he could die is from super effective attacks it's bug Ghost type an example of a weakness that has its fire another one is ghost

[@Moonlord2193]

11:03 Gengar is 4 foot 11, so either that scientist is 2 feet tall or that's a massive f**king gengar

[@boredbakedpanda4207]

I love the purple bag of Doritos. I forget what they're called.

[@onetrackmind3558]

2:21 wait someone tell me exactly what he said. I think I know but I need to hear.

[@Warship201]

Pat, where's the gigantamax reaction by terminalmontage?

[@aztecelotl]

My favorite flavor is Incognita, but i also like Nachos and Pizzerolas. I have never seen Flamin Hot Doritos, only in Cheetos and Lays

[@Rainbow_Matrix]

Dorito test sounds incredible.

[@crzyshrf9836]

"Pokémon version of NYC" Pat, that's Castelia City

[@brandonwong8614]

Now if John was a dugtrio he wouldn't have gotten hit since he would go underground at the speed of light

[@waz207]

OMG the Lapras one got me choked up!!

[@sournote8610]

Shedninja definitely has weaknesses.

[@sharkshrek4154]

One problem with the killing of all wild life is that Gengar was once human so... People would all have to die

[@bigledian4008]

Unfortunately the see you again cover has been copyrighted, so you can't listen to it in the og video.

[@EmmaFiltness]

Dorkly quoting Les Mis! Epic! Just like Patterz

[@pinkprincess6136]

This video is so funny. The part when Pikachu was chopped in half and died was so sad also my favorite Doritos are the cool ranch ones.

[@ZephyCluster]

"It's like an Ant eating a Wolf" Premonition for SmAnt v Wolfey? XD

[@thegreatwyrmlord]

Patterrz is the single most American British person on KZbin.

[@ugochukwunyere3196]

6:17 8:44 13:34

[@Ijuuin]

Is there a video of just the Laprus singing? If not would anyone want to make it?

[@g-burtfred1106]

Doritos Jalapeno & Cheddar and Bold BBQ are heaven! Especially if you crush them both into crumbs and eat them simultaneously.

[@Minymonkey]

Shedinja in every battle it's trainer has to look into its back so I'll let u guys sort this out

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

“You dirty diglett” sounds so gross for some reason

[@grandmasterscott]

If you want more variety in making fun of onix, glameow has ten more attack

[@RyanYu13]

Hi pat hope this video will be as great as great others

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Hey Pat, do you want free content? Terminalmontage just made another Pokémon battle royal animation. You know the drill, it’s reaction time.

[@Patterrz]

They don’t like it when people do that so I’m not gonna

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Oh, my bad. I guess you really don’t need help making great content anyways.

[@lmaoEEEEE]

Petition for Pat to play the best Fan Game EVER. Pokemon Xenoverse.

[@dana_h93]

Came from the stream! Always a good time!

[@Patterrz]

Always!

[@Busy_Bee619]

Best Dorito is Blazin Buffalo Ranch….too bad they discontinued it 😭

[@Ivan-ho1pd]

The moment I realise people know heroes of might and Magic...finally I feel home

[@deltafroslass]

9:10 favorite part

[@NashTheBlade]

Sad thing is, That "See You Again" thing from Lapras....Yeah, this video is going to be the ONLY way you're going to be able to see this version of the Lapras entry, as they were forced to overdub it with some copyright free crap that is no where NEAR as good as this...That and Dorkly's forner outro song no longer exists for reasons I have not found yet...Could be their former parent company owned the music rights, could be copyright, could be anything

[@Matt_Finn]

Cool ranch Doritos are SUPERIOR

[@deltadrag00n19]

i like the sweet chilly heat ones myself

[@noahpokemontrainer8357]

Nacho cheese Doritos are the best flavor, and a great snack.

[@lizboodude]

W-WAS THAT A LES MIS REFERENCE?!?!

[@pyropug4470]

Just came from stream it was amazing love ya pat

[@rolando1373]

You should react to the new terminal montage Pokémon battle

[@LonesomeDevil]

He shouldn't, actually. TerminalMontage has openly shared his dislike of reaction videos of his work quite a few times. Regardless if you agree or disagree with the guy, at least Patterz has the decency to respect his wishes.

[@rolando1373]

@@LonesomeDevil oh i did not know though thanks for telling me

[@azmatgani477]

I don't know how to open my bag in Pokemon fire red. can you please show me.

[@bandanadee9659]

Came from that amazing stream.

[@nickyeah9050]

Sweet chilli heat is the best flavour of Doritos no doubt

[@ausoll1647]

Love the les mis reference

[@ethernmills]

My favourite dorito flavour is Chili Heatwave.

[@Starstruck930]

dorky has made a part nine

[@g-burtfred1106]

Patterrz, that Diglett, Rose, is gonna give birth to a Sandshrew--she had an affair with Doug Sandslash.

[@anishpange28]

Patterrz for the 100th time predicting a death :D

[@epictoe7179]

7:40 Doritos nacho cheese is overrated, it’s all about cool ranch.

[@NashTheBlade]

Since we're on the subject of Doritos...Spicy Sweet Chili...That is all I have to say

[@hgallez95]

Wait, they don't have circumcision in the UK? Felt like I didn't need to know that......

[@tanglelover]

Chili heatwave supremacy.

[@LPJackal]

Best doritos, spicy sweet chili! Also known as chili heat wave in the UK, I believe~

[@tiffanywren9227]

Spicy nacho Doritos also I'm surprised noone down here all jealous of the gengar

[@OutOfTheWorldAgain]

Can you react to the Gigantamax Battle Royale?

[@Superk08]

You need to try the spicy sweet chili doritos pretty tasty

[@richcon97]

12:45 well....does he?

[@randompersononytig]

Person from the US here, circumcision is usually done as a Jewish tradition or a medical thing. My theory why it's a Jewish tradition is because of medical stuff, but idk.

[@PokefanSans]

12:45 Does He?

[@McRib29800]

Cool ranch... nuff said

[@aridreams567]

The lapgras one wow

[@Astralreaper7955]

Can You React To Terminal Montoge Gigantamax Battle Royale

[@thesleepparalysisdemonon]

He went swimming with his friends Normal people : :) Charmander : !-"**!*"!/(*"+*+', ( ded )

[@lucygirl1111]

came from the stream dorkly Pog

[@sewell1992]

Nacho cheese.... is the only way

[@deandrewpowell]

I'm buying this game because this game give me strong monster Hunter vibes . I want this game to become a new spin off series . Like legend kerum the original dragon. Legend hoho. Legend new. Legend hopa.

[@j.0ldham083]

love your videos Pat ❤

[@erics.f.5250]

Paprika is a great Flavor^^

[@richardmunford3273]

SWEET CHILI DIRETOS ALWAYS AND FOREVER

[@NinjamonkeyGaming-dh2yv]

Pikacho Death chose you