paul f. tompkins speaks of towers and fabio

from comedy death ray

[@thebuzzcjc]

I bought the Comedy Death Ray CD and this was the first set I had heard Paul F. do. Best money at CD Warehouse I have EVER spent and Paul F. has since been my favorite comedian.

[@gutsdozer]

"Ha ha ha haaa... The very IDEA of you!"

[@troykivey]

Just WAIT until PFT sees Into the Spiderverse. Depressed Spiderman was so prescient.

[@dinonut80]

"You are never ready to see Fabio " and "He needn't have bothered" enter my head at least once a week for about a decade now. Lol.

[@robinwsc]

I think Mulaney was quoted as saying this was one of his favorite bits of all time. I really get it hahaha

[@klraff]

the best line isn't part of this video! "it's 2007, this isn't deadwood. you can't go walking around the street with a bunch of knives."

[@sundiataism]

TRUE STORY...Two weeks after hearing his Fabio bit, I met him at Wholefoods in my hood and lost it! It was one of the silent, 'I can't catch my breath', kinda laughs! Maining because Paul was right! I challenge ANYONE who reads this to try not to AT LEAST chuckle if they ever meet this guy. I was not ready to meet Fabio and neither will you...

[@robbieclark7828]

Salim Sanchez I wonder when my time will come...

[@naomiripper4091]

What is it about Fabio that makes people laugh?? I've never seen him in person. I don't understand..

[@kharris3352]

Naomi Ripper He’s just a ridiculous looking guy!

[@mrjuanderfuI]

​@@naomiripper4091just a larger than life model with a well crafted physique and beautiful mane-like hair. He embodies a certain flavor of the 80s & 90s appeal and celebrity. He's done nothing pretentious. He's actually happy to poke fun of himself and knows his 90s image comes off as cheesy today so he laughs at it too. Cool guy. Absurd image and branding.

[@thomasbyrne6543]

edward cullens was so frightening of an edit that I spit up my tomato soup and ruined my faux sheepskin rug. You did this to me and we are enemies. You have to understand what tomato soup does, fam. God damn. Christ.. I would like your paypal for renumerations. Solid bro

[@kelseythornton9147]

No one has commented about the 2 seconds of Edward from twilight that flashed in the middle of this video

[@privateprivate1865]

Yeah.. wnat the heck was twilight guy there for?

[@Yesiamblind]

Filthy Spiderman sounds SO depressing. But Paul just cracking up at the mere sight of Fabio is hysterical.

[@garygary4856]

Thanks for posting this. I heard this a long time ago and wanted to hear it again. I didn't even know who the comedian was, and now I do. I even found out we share the same birthday. I was born 1967 and he was 1968.

[@TazTalksYouListen]

The original Spider-Man had a utility belt. Among a few other things, he kept a camera and extra web cartridges in it.

[@rcjee]

This checks out. Thank you

[@dylanrhymerthecomedian8023]

Too bad it cut off. The best bit is when PFT is describing the stabbing and Freddy goes “wait a minute, what are we even arguing about? I’m Freddy Krueger!” Stab!

[@KraznorG]

Ah man, pity it cut off. Favorite bit was about Spiderman in sweatpants.

[@prod6mill.512]

actual tears this bit hurts

[@JConway358]

1 person has a filthy Pikachu costume.

[@KajiCarson]

This man is amazing.

[@intheatremode]

since no one has yet, i feel it's my duty to say: what is WITH this picture?

[@Blomstrom]

I think it’s the former site of Tower records

[@jamesharris5707]

Woo indeed

[@nohandstv]

@intheatremode At the risk of sounding "know it all"-ish, I am fairly certain that is a tractor that advertises the farm and tractor museum in Woodland, California. It sits along I-5. But i don't know what is WITH it.

[@justincoleman3805]

That’s not a tractor. A hay baler perhaps. Definitely farm equipment. But also definitely not a tractor.

[@Matt3000TX]

FABIO SMASH!

[@daffyphack]

@KraznorG "He needn't have BOTHERED."

[@Gadzoooooks]

Wait...what?!? WHAT WAS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION?!?

[@KajiCarson]

He probably meant it provocatively. Seems like it worked in your case.

[@jedelman07]

Is it just me or does anyone else think he sounds like caboose from red vs blue?

[@justincoleman3805]

Not me. In fact I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[@philmfan]

Watch Exorcist III. All I'm sayin'.

[@eleo_b]

I'm laughing about the Fabio bit, but I have no idea who he is.

[@dustyb58]

you do, you just don't know you know.

[@justincoleman3805]

Why would you not just google the name? I find this comment very suspicious.

[@privateprivate1865]

Lolol

[@privateprivate1865]

@@justincoleman3805 im the same way.. ill ask questions, but not look them up on google

[@jazzershine31]

i think this guy has a problem and is mad that he got replaced with fabioO.o

[@siskavard]

WHY DOES IT STOP MID-JOKE????????????????????????

[@rcjee]

@siskavard there used to be a ten minute video limit im sorry I'm mad too!!!

[@siskavard]

I urge you to upload the rest of it - for humanity's sake.

[@skylerdickson2939]

That is a poor story, Heather.